/brit/

Got a rotten headache

>>66201868
buy us a takeaway lad

>>66201868
congrats mate

>winning money ever in a capitalistic society

nah.

>>66201868
tell us what happened lad

>>66201868
buy a hundred meal deals

WHY DID I VOTE BREXIT WHY FUCKS SAKE

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FANTASTIC banter in DSIII lads

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>>>66201844

>tfw ex lives in Rothley

Miss her

USED T'BE MAH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL!

>>66201868
333 euro

>>66201919
it's on the way now

>>66201921
thanks lad

>>66201935
was playing some heads up poker against some Polish fellow, was pretty intense game but I prevailed in the end

now this thread got filled of gay pirates

>>66201972
in the casino?

>>66201955
>he fell for the brexit meme

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prefering dogs is probably the easiest way to detect a runt

>>66201955
brexit didn't cause the pound sterling to drop

you do know that voting to remain would have made it drop even quicker, right?

>spend hundreds on scratchcards over decades
>win a tenner
WOOHOOO

>>66201897
I honestly can't decide if she is attractive or ugly. I think yeah she is then I look a bit longer and decide nah then I start again. Fascinating.

andrew neil is a stupid cunt edition

>>66201949
good investment desu

>>66202005
nah, pokerstars

>>66202017
no it's the opposite actually

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>tfw to intelligent for a gf

Need a bf lads

>>66201955
bremainer false flag

For those blaming the 20% fall in sterling on Brexit wise up.

The U.K. has a £40bn a year & rising trade deficit. The party had to stop.

>>66202045
Cats are the intellectual's pet.

>>66201955
To goad the proud Scottish into true FREEDOM

>>66202018
How?

>people working for joe.co.uk or other new media shite complaining about stolen tweets

o i am laffin

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i don't know how to play poker

>>66202045
it depends on the dog

if it's an actual dog then it's not runty

but if it's a horribly inbred dog like a pug or some shit it's very runty

and cats are only runty if they're "house cats"

>>66202079
>growth doesn't last forever
get real

>>66202081
cats don't care about you. they're fucking you into giving them an easy life

Dogs: Right wing
Cats: Left wing

D.A.K 16/10/16

>>66202079
then why is it everytime the news reports something bad in regards to brexit the pound drops and why did it drop suddenly post brexit?

everything is runty

highly doubt anyone who voted leave regrets their decision t-b-h

>>66202067
bristol? x

>>66202079

Cant wait to see the circular logic on display when the pound is removed as a reserve currency and your financial industry moves somewhere else

I wake up around 11PM, take a stroll through the streets of London between 12PM and 1PM. I then proceed to read the works of Karl Marx and Trotsky in Her Majesty's parks outside Buckingham Palace, often giving a slight yet luxurious "ha-haw" at the simplicity of their minds. I return home, shower, and scan any potential contracts through various sites. I work for no more than four hours per day yet tend to accomplish enough to make 40K per year. I take the tube to Canary Wharf and laugh at the bankers who make 10 times as much as I do, yet will never be richer in body and soul and see their visible frustration when I call them "replaceable cogs in a jewwy machine".
After, I head to the bar where my old school friends wait - their tired, aged faces are fuel for my youth and vigor. Their girlfriends and wives often hit on me secretly, I play along and let them think they have a chance, before I leave the bar with the prettiest girl half their age. I take her back to my place, and we chill under the skylights and fall in love for a night. By morning I shush her out, call my father and let him know his advice was poor, that 30 years at a pharmaceutical for a redundancy package barely worth 100K wasn't worth it, and he should never call again - I hang up before he tells me I was the one who called. I proceed to get comfy in my bed, I zone into my sports channel of choice and fall asleep until 11PM hits once more.

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All yours for 135k

is kitchen nightmares exaggerated or do yanks have no health and safety standards for restaurants

>>66202138
I do

I will not drink tonight I will not drink tonight I will not drink tonight I will not drink tonight

I will not drink tonight

getting involved

>>66202126
Snakes: Radical Centrist

>>66202102
Fashion dogs like chihuahuas and pugs are shit

Every single other breed is top tier

>>66202081
Only if it is a cat that you don't own, I have a cat that hops into my house when I leave the window open and snoozes on my lap but fucks off back to his owners for food and to shit. Good deal, I get the comfy part and don't have to deal with the rest.

The amount of voters that regret brexit has surpassed the amount of votes that brexit won by

>>66202138
The number of people who regret voting leave is now larger than leave's margin of victory.

Gullible Brexit chavs and self-serving politicians like Boris Johnson and Michael Give who knew it was a shit idea all along have ruined the country. In 20 years we will be third world.

got tingles from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dfmu_-wgQ

>>66201846
is everyone in australia a murderer

>>66201797
need a gf

Staffordshire Bull Terriers are the best dogs

>>66202079
true tbf
Sterling was massively overvalued for ages, it's returning to a more natural level
The Leave vote was a catalyst but the pound's been on a downward trend vs the dollar for ages. It spiked on referendum day because everyone was betting on a remain victory

>>66202160
Who the fuck designed this shit

Brexit MUST be stopped. It is stained with xenophobia, hate & lies, and is being used to challenge the democratic right to oppose.

>>66202160
RUNT SHACK, BABY RUNT SHACK

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Anyone ever done AncestryDNA?
What was your results?

Here is mine?
I'm not even 50% British, what's up with that? My parents and grandparents were all British.
I thought I would be like 90% British.

>>66202217
>>66202166
the EU is a failed state. it's better not to be tied to it

>>66202203

source?

>>66202171
I said that, 1/4 of the way down a litre of vodka though

>>66202160
hmm

The pound sterling would have fallen hard and fast if we had voted to stay in the EU. I am amazed it did not do so long before. More than three years ago, before the referendum was called, I advised you to keep an eye on the value of sterling as a true measure of our huge economic difficulties.

Since then they’ve grown worse – enormous state debts, enormous private debts, a disastrous balance of trade and a devastating current account deficit, which measures how much we owe abroad.

Add to that the £435billion of funny money pumped into the economy by the Bank of England since 2009 in so-called ‘quantitative easing’, the smooth modern way of printing cash which is backed by thin air.


If you do these things, the currency must shrink in value, as surely as water will wet you, and as surely as fire will burn.

And now it has. I suspect it will get quite a lot worse, and the day when the dollar is worth more than the pound is now in sight. But currency markets like to wait for their opportunity. My guess is that, on the eve of the referendum, quite a few currency dealers bet heavily on a victory for the Remain campaign (as others did) and bought sterling in the belief that it would rise on the news. But others, more cunning or better informed, wagered the other way.

The resulting turmoil of rapid selling set off the avalanche which followed.

If the vote had gone the other way, then roughly the same thing would have happened by now, perhaps on the announcement of bad economic figures (there are so many, if you’re paying attention).

Everyone who understands the issue knows this. So they should stop saying – and you should stop believing – that the fall of sterling is your fault for voting for national independence.

This decision will have its costs – nothing worth having comes free – but a weaker pound isn’t one of them.

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>made a cup of tea and forgot about it
>when I remembered it it was barely lukewarm but I had to drink it anyway

>>66202268
>state
Yank education

>>66202126
what about that bad lad in james bond

Might end myself

>>66202299
microwave

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>Cats? Why no, I prefer a smelly, needy dog that licks me every time I see it and needs to be taken outside to shit and piss.

>Oh the joys of being black growing up in a white neighbourhood

Just watched interstellar
hugely overrated, very boring
sandra bullock was alright but clooney was insufferable

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Day 10 I think

Every breath is effort

Will go outside soon and find some leaves or grass to eat

>>66202322
FOY

>>66202300
you get my meaning you pedantic mingeflap

>>66202266

pack your bags

Who /comedown/ here

>>66202349
I think they make things like this just to make us look bad on anime imageboards in front of other countries

currently have a united states quarter dollar lodged up my bum

that's what i think of your currency, yanks

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>>66202266
>giving your DNA to some random company

>>66202371
*whispers in your ear*
ruuunt....

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>peep show is on netflix now

Watching Law & Order and I don't understand this gimmick of evidence not being allowed to be used.

If a guy shoots someone and the police have the gun with his prints on it, who gives a fuck if they didn't have a warrant when they got it. He's definitely the killer, but because of this everyone jut pretends the gun doesn't exist?

That's insane.

>>66202266
Rasheed

>>66202138
there will be a tiny percent who are so thick they've bought into the current media fear mongering
anyone saying it on here is just baiting though

>>66202404
>now

it was on there when I had it about 2 years ago

dickhead

Bit mad that JFs read Shakespeare.

>>66202266
you do realise that this country is made up of immigrants right?

>>66202132
>why did it drop suddenly post brexit
Because it had spiked on the 23rd as markets decided remain was gonna win. Once they were shown to be wrong the market dropped.
>why is it everytime the news reports something bad in regards to brexit the pound drops
Again, because £ has been batting well above average for a very long time and the leave vote was a reason for it to start dropping back down more quickly. Remaining in the EU would have made it less severe but the downward trend would be ongoing

>>66202293
remain shills will never recover

>>66202404
more like poop show

>>66202352
Is that her again? If so then I'm swinging to the no camp. Show me another.

>>66202370
bet I'm more British than you lad, it says the average Brit is only 60% British, we truly are a mongrel race.

>>66202362
>eating grass

enjoy your slow death from internal bleeding m8

>>66201897
She seems fun and goofy and I think I'd enjoy walking around a park with her in Autumn whilst she made a goofy, nasally laugh. We'd go back to my house and I imagine she would be wearing some underwear that is more cute than sexy, but probably lace. We'd have passionate, non rough sex and eventually id let her down and I'd see her downhearted little face look down at the floor as I walked away.

>>66202426
>reading shakespeare

INCORRECT

Shakespeare should be watched as a play and only as a play.

>>66202371

i'll come down your throat you gay bastard

>>66202426
shakespeare was black, that's why his name was shake spear

>Cat people think being loved unconditionally is a bad thing
wew

>>66202266
One of my mates found out he was like 20% Jewish through this.

Are they accurate or is it just a meme?

>>66202398
Not sure why but that fucking cracked me up, cheers lad

>>66202362
mate give me your address I'll order you a dominos lad

I grab my runts and rub their faces in their own shit, until it's conditioned into their runty little brains. Now whenever one of my runts takes a shit, it turns around and rubs its own face in it.

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>netflix

>>66202469
Does this actually happen

I'm fucked if so

I thought people ate grass in famines

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>>66202266
only thing i can think of is maybe europe west means germanic, whereas great britain means celtic? Literally cannot think of a single ancestor from anywhere other than britain yet apparently im only 29% british

>>66202526
I can't you will call the police

>>66202485
That was William Chuckspeare

Haha

>>66202266
how do you get one of these and how much

>>66202266
Brits are a mix

Especially if you're a white londoner

i have never used netflix in my life, every show i have ever watched has either been on tv or pirated

who /sundayroast/ here?

>>66202514
I think it's pretty accurate. The percentages they give you are an average from running yout DNA through the tests 40 times.

>>66202464

Unlikely, I've researched my family tree, I have it 100% complete back to 5G Grandparents and everyone is english or scottish, and lots of lines I've gone much further than 5G.

>>66202553
filthy continental

>>66202504
It's more that they need to rationalise their own poor decisions. They can't accept that they were wrong and dogs are objectively better pets. Fucking parrots are better pets and they are shit.

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>>66202537
>tumblr

>AncestryDNA

why didn't you use 23andme you mugs

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Growing out the mo lads

>>66202583
fuck off murderer

>>66202612
now now la i'm 16% irish... we're probably cousins

>>66202540
its serrated so can cut up your esophagus

Cockies

Not sure lads, pizza hut or rustle up some runt-fodder of my own?

All english are at least 10% irish

>>66202469
>tfw no appendix

>>66202540
yeah look how that turned out for them lmao

>>66202578
t. 200kpbs down

>>66202635
pics

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reminder napoleon is always right

>>66202653
yes lad

>>66202553
I guess if you think of that it like that, it makes sense. I wish they were more clear about it.

West Europe is definitely Germanic I think.
How the heck did you get 100% European and I didn't. The only % I got outside of Europe was Caucasus and that was a trace DNA of <%.

blank banshee just released a new album lads

>>66202664
I have an appendix though does this mean it's ok

>>66202651
I will boil it first then

>>66202362
don't believe this gimmick at all

>>66202537
Seriously though, how are people so brainwashed by netflix? A fucking streaming site that you pay for is the new jesus? I've been streaming video online without a problem for over a decade without paying for it.

need the normies out of business ASAP

>>66202660
I made my own pizza last night for the first time and it was peng. Easy as fuck too

do you think people need to learn to calm down more lads?

this article is going around saying that orange juice has been "exposed" as a "huge scam" because it has as much sugar as soda and isn't really "healthy" (as far as it's possible to define a food as "healthy")

i know they're going for the outrage angle but really, if you have a bare minimum knowledge of nutrition you'd probably understand already that sweet sugary liquid from a fruit isn't exactly the healthiest thing in the world

>>66202718
I like the concept of it.
It's just that it's lacking in content for me to consider paying for it.

If it had ~everything~ then I'd probably get it

>>66202573
I'm a northerner, the area I live has a viking name though, so I guess the Scandinavian part makes sense.

>>66202607
Yeah but these test your DNA, it's not "as far back as you remember", you have like a million ancestors, since every time you go back a generation, the people multiply.

>>66202725
did I just make this post

I'm hallucingating

>>66202672
i'm on the monitor. But it's gettin there

>we have to leave the EU because of unelected bureaucrats
>UK PM is unelected

howling at this

>>66202738
>soda
Fuck off Yank

>>66202685
actually just clicked on the "great britain" region thing on the website and it says the average native has a 60% genetic great britain level, so i'm literally half as british as the average brit. Don't know of any non british ancestors though

>>66202567
AncestryDNA, it's £99.
There's others like it but this is the cheapest and most accessable. You get to spit in a test tube and send it to a lab. Fucking science.

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so bored I'm considering doing some hoovering

>>66202788
Rasheed

>>66202769
you dont elect the PM you nonce

>>66202583
not me
mum's a lazy bitch

business idea: a /brit/ facebook page so we can all get to know each other and become mates

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me

>>66202754
you're mostly brit/irish with traces of random euro

this will be most brits 2bh

>>66202812
effectively you do

you vote for a party and that party has someone at the top who chooses what government they want

>>66202750
What concept though? Streaming media? Not exactly fucking new. I do like that they are trying to create content and that they don't seem to gouge but the zombie fanbase is almost as bad as apple.

looool some girl from school got married and the guy looks like a 12yr old, like that dulux advert with the toddler in a suit.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-divorce-bill-350m-a-week-a7359121.html

>Brexit: UK faces £350m-a-week 'divorce bill' as result of leaving the EU

What did they mean by this?

>>66202769
she was elected otherwise she wouldn't be an MP you fucking spanner

>>66202812
she has no mandate m8

>>66202738

steve jobs developed cancer because of his fruitarian diet

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Yeah
Is it too late now to say sorry?
'Cause I'm missing more than just your body, oh
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah, I know-oh-oh, that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

>>66202855
FOD

>there are people ITT who don't know about ancestry tests

why are you even on /int/
why the fuck are you even on this website

fuck off back to facebook and cry about your oneitis you boring fucks

>>66202843
which is exactly what happened as she was elected in her constituency and then the party chose her as leader

>>66202819
Unironically don't have facebook

>>66202856
elected as an MP under Cameron's manifesto

she's doing things her own way now with no mandate

>>66202834
How many trackies do you need before you can call yourself a chav or pikey?

>>66202842
That's what I'm thinking, do you know what's scary, the average Brit is only 60% British according to this same company, I guess that's what happens with immigration, I suppose this will get lower over a time, at least in Europe.

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You can't outrun a bullet.

No point in me doing 23andme because I already know I;m 100% english (and proud)

>>66202853
set us a pic then m8

>>66202914
I think just the one will do

>>66202889
what are your results la

Gf is mad at me because I threw pizza at her in the restaurant last night

>>66202889
But they literally own the rights to your DNA m8

>>66202903
she's completely repositioned the party compared to what Cameron was elected on

new general election needed before 2020 tbqh

is there anything more yank than taking one of those ancestry tests

keep in mind, saying me would be a mistake, don't mess with me

>>66202860
your mum has a man date tho

picking her up on friday

Have had facebook since 2006
Had a myspace
Never joined twitter
Do have an instagram
Never joined reddit
Never used snapchat

>>66202834
Hibike season 2 literally when?

>>66202926
What if you own it for actual sport?

>>66202960
>>66202911
calm it paddy

>>66202852
Well you've got companies complaining about piracy hurting their sales, but the solution to piracy is convenience.
If you provide a better service than piracy, it helps reduce piracy massively.

Now most companies like to have their own little digital platform with it's own subscription which just bothers most people and they don't like it.
But what companies need to do is to just have 2 services with all of the content on them (or split between them)

And the way Netflix's interface and stuff works is pretty simple and easy to understand. And it's got decent subtitles which helps people who are hard of hearing like myself view content easier.

but at the moment content's all over the place so it's not really worth it

>>66202921
:(

saved up 10k from the old job

have nothing to spend it on though

money is useless

>>66202980
not before Evangelion 4.0

>>66202984
I'm not too sure then
2?

>>66202921

jeez poor guy

>>66202984
alri usaine bolt

>>66202685
also just clicked on the europe west region, the average native to europe west has 48% europe west dna, i have 47%.
Guess im french lads.

>>66202889
>muh heritage

>>66203001
send us some lad

>>66203001
save up for a mortgage like a good lad

Been holding this poo in all day long and I'm finally releasing the beast

>>66202974
>didn't even have a bebo

fucking plen

>>66202974
fb since 2009
had a myspace
got a twitter but it's only for following people/things I find interesting
have a reddit account but only to get rid of the default sub shite and get some decent stuff which I can scroll through on the bus or on the shitter (don't post)
have snapchat

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Hyped for this tbqh

>>66203001

Spending it willy nilly is the underclass runt option

>>66202974
but do you have a Discord account?

>>66202921
A rozzer didn't shoot her so they won't care

>>66203029
good boy *pats head*

may head off to bed soon

knackered

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>>66203009
>not before Evangelion 4.0
I want to watch cartoons now

literally got typhoid fever from a recent trip to india

Had some chicken needing using...no pizza hut for me baka

>>66202917
it would depend on how they define british in a genetic sense i suppose

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IT'S

HAPPENING

>>66203097
that's why you don't go to third world countries

So, Trump's campaign seems hopeless, right? There's no way he can win now after all these scandals and the election so near, right?

just remember how hopeless Brexit seemed after Jo Cox's murder

>>66203126
new red dead?

>>66202918
That vid was weird, you weebs (or whatever chink culture this is from) disturb me, but I will say that I have finally decided that she is hot.

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>>66203085
what should I watch lad?

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>tfw had facebook but deleted it 2 years ago
>can't get it again because I will literally have about 20 friends

Fuck it all

>>66203097
rip

>video games past school-age

runt.

>>66203140
Brexit polls were a lot tighter

Brexit was leading in the days leading up to the vote

>>66203126
you're only 3 hours late

>>66203141
yeah or they're just announcing the first one's PC release

>>66203140
brexit was ahead at that point, it was ahead until the night of the debate actually

>>66203159
In this boat aswell
Cant be bothered rebuilding a social media account

>>66203126
NEW MAX PAYNE

>>66203067
thanks

>>66201961
>Tongue but hole

>>66203159
it saves all your info/posts/friends m8

all you have to to is re-activate it

there is no way of completely deleting your account

>>66203126
aww yes a new table tennis game

>>66203140
trump is behind by double figures in some national polls

polls for US presidential elections in October are traditionally very accurate

>>66203140
He's 13 points behind, you're joking m8

>>66203158
k-on

>>66203213
*gives you a biscuit*

Can't beat a nice cold clementine boyos

>Lloyds Bank have removed the faggot couple getting engaged from their advert

WE FUCKING DID IT LADS

>>66203159
literally who cares?

i did the same, and got it back, have about 70 friends, never really add people, only let people add me

its better when you only have a few people on there, why do you want to browse through hundreds and hundreds of normie runts incessant ramblings?

>>66203251
no

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>Adam Curtis

reckon if i had free usage of the oneitis for 24hrs i could cum 15-20 times

>>66203262
Need the nigger from the mobile app gone now

>>66203219
Untrue, I asked them to delete it, I didn't just deactivate it

>Hilary Clinton being the next president

Fuck sake, she's so fucking awful and disingenius.

At least Trump is honest.

>>66202738
its true, but 2bh I can't imagine anyone drinking glass after glass of orange juice all day like many people do with coke or lemonade etc

>>66203308
REPEAT AFTER ME

MADAME
PRESIDENT

>>66203229

do you actually believe that?

>Joe Cox
>Trump tapes

hm...... brain is fizzing......

>>66203159

I have 210 friends but never go out or do anything social, just go to work and come home and drink alone.

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>>66203215
>illusionary wall ahead
>hit it
>just a regular wall

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started getting into normie music

real top 40 shit

>>66203327
yes it's 100% correct you spacker

>>66203253
I always microwave mine

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>>66203097
>>66203130
>>66203160
got this sent to me

>>66203219
there is a deletion request form somewhere, different to deactivate

hillary will win by a landslide

a massive landslide

>>66203308
>yanks are going to elect a literal cuck
at least the first couple of months before she sends us all into an endless war will be great

why do we even care who the next US president will be

it's not really going to impact us much anyway

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>>66203126
calling it

>>66203359
good lad

pop music is great

1988-1992: Bush
1992-1996: Clinton
1996-2000: Clinton
2000-2004: Bush
2004-2008: Bush
2008-2012: Obama
2012-2016: Obama
2016-2020: Clinton
2020-2024: Clinton

>>66203375
a yuuge landslide

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>>66203308
>At least Trump is honest.

>>66203343
Yeah but the problem is i'm pretty much in the most antisocial situation possible

Cut off contact with all my old school friends, of which i didn't have many, and I currently have about 10 friends at uni

>>66203359
>ranking music

literally pleb tier

music is subjective

>ask girl out for 4th date sometime this week
>no reply

ah yes

>>66203333
you're comparing two completely different things, subjects, countries, populations

>trump sexual assault allegations from 15-20 years ago surfacing right before the election after a literal year of 24/7 slating by the media

>people actually fall for this shit

You people deserve Hillary desu

>>66203401
Then Jeb in 2024 desu

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>>66203401

>>66203276
You weren't kidding. That was fucking odd, was one of them chink rapping? I get the impression this isn't even particularly weird for this genre, am I right?

unironically going to watch the adam curtis flick at 9pm tonight

ama

>>66203401
can't wait for malia obama in 2024

>>66203437
take the hint

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>>66203401

girl I hooked up with last night stayed and made breakfast lads and she came back in the room and started cuddling. wat do to get her to leave

>>66203308
After the Hero that was Bill it saddens me to think of the Clinton legacy.

*shits on your strawberries*

>>66203401
Michelle Obama 2024 tbqh

She set herself up with that speech the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

Doing a watch of this old gem

>>66203284
then you do not belong here

anyone else find the idea of cohabiting with an absolute stranger of the opposite sex really really weird

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>>66203126
it'll be the new red dead, there have been leaks about it already
>tfw read dead with a first person mode

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>got a date with a chinese girl on wednesday
what should i expect lads?

how do you greet a girl on a first date, shake hands?

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>>66203359
often spend hours on end just flicking through the music channels when theres absolutely nothing on tv and can't think of anything to watch on YT

I'm worryingly up-to date with it

>>66203442
Jeb is a mess

>>66203463
which one?

>>66203547
arse squeeze

>>66203530
me getting fingered

>>66203543
a dumb person that thinks they're smart

>>66202293
>>66202293
>If the vote had gone the other way, then roughly the same thing would have happened by now
Oh shit mate that's a pretty convincing argument, sure explains why every economist, all across the political spectrum, were adamant that remain was a safer option for the economy. You sure proved them wrong, family.

But of course if people mention economists or people with a specialist qualification or even anyone with a university education, all of a sudden it becomes some class shit and apparently remainers become rich elitists because they take advice on the economy from people who have studied it their whole life.

>>66203514
don't mean to be rude but I've gotta get ready to go out love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKy3fCvMz-8

doing a think

>>66203547
grab by the puss puss

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>>66203361
i'll give you a quick rundown of how those polls work

there's an implicit +3% Dem bias because they're using 2012 election voter turnout, where there were 3% more Dems than Reps.

on top of that, they're oversampling Dems by nearly 10%, sometimes even 17%(that's the highest i've seen so far), while undersampling Reps and Independents. the NBC polls that CTR was shilling last week had 58% Dem, 36% Rep and 6% Independent.

are you getting the picture?

if not, they also oversample women and minorities because those are literally the only two demographics where hillary is winning, and even that is only by a small margin.

this is not a secret. it's all listed in the credentials.

these shitty polls are not intended to be accurate. they are meant to influence public opinion, and you're falling for it.

bit mad that ian brady has been in prison for 51 years

>>66203547
hug and kiss on the cheek

Why can't I get flag emojis on android?p for Instagram?

>>66203547
a kiss on the hand

>>66203559
honestly rather liked jeb tbhwy. He has a very good record in Florida and the state was made better when he was governor, he's just too beta and quiet though and trump jumped on him for it

fucking hell michelle obama in 2024 would be amazing

imagine the endless gushing tap of rorke anger

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>>66203547
Whip it out to assert dominance.

>>66203575
well yeah, but specifically /chinese/ girls

>>66203593
go back to your echo chamber buddy

Cameron resigned because he couldn't deal with the guilt of having ordered Jo Cox's death to sway the election AND failed.

His reputation will be torn apart worse than Blair's when this is revealed to the public

>>66203401
american politics is fucking weird

>>66203595
>he can't remember where he buried keith

laffing

>>66203595
Same, I hate paying for my own living accommodation. Might do a crime for the free board.

>>66203541
absolutely creasing at this image

>>66203568
new one coming out this evening 'Hypernormalisation'

Interested to see how many tenuous links & unfounded 'facts' are Ads can squeeze in this time.

Don't understand why the wife of the president is supposed to act like a Vice President themselves. Why does the First Lady have to be a politician-lite just because she married a politician? Yanks are weird

>>66203621

reddit

THE FIRST BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT, OF THE UNITED STATES

>>66203621
why do so many people from the same families end up becoming president

>>66203609
What exactly is instagram? I'm out of touch, explain it to me.

>>66203477
she just replied and said yes

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>a kiss on the hand

>>66203547
hug her obviously you fucking spanner

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>>66203621
I'm angry thinking about it as she would almost definitely win

>>66203657
i really liked all the footage in Bitter Lake and the feels it gave but it's important not to fall for his narratives too much

>>66203669
He's Jewish

>>66203663
something something precedent tradition something

>>66203593
But the problem is the polls have not ever been not accurate. Except when Dewey lost. They've consistently predicted pretty much every winner. Obama only had a 0.7% lead on mittens in the final days, ended up winning by 3%. He was always really ahead of McCain, ended up winning. W pulled ahead of Kerry toward the end, he won, etc etc etc. It has been pretty consistent

>>66203694

really? someone you've never met before?

>>66203693
I hope you're ready for a night of pleasantry on yours truly m'lady

>>66203636
stop saying retarded shit and i won't have to correct you

>>66203663
>tfw Poodeau's cunt wife tried to be like a Yank first lady and got smacked down by the public

Fucking Frogs.

>>66203735
yeah, not a cuddle, just a hug, your right arm over her shoulder, left arm under hers

shouldn't last long

Best Adam Curtis film ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg

>>66203703
reckon she'd be a fantastic president

>>66203741
enjoy 8 years of hillary

To put into perspective how silly the American election is,

Imagine Cherie Blair and Alan Sugar running for Prime Minister.

>>66203750
haha what happened lad

>>66203637
You're an idiot.

There are centuries old rules and conventions about this. You can arrange a hit on the opposition leader, but you don't go after the other side's MPs.

Big Dave lacked honour, but even he's not stupid enough to cross Liz on this.

how do I gauge if she is up for a shag on the first date?

>>66203693
did this to a girl at a party cos she told me she was french hahahaha

fuck lads, just heard gunshots down the road, on SUNDAY in my quiet neighborhood. Now I hear sirens.