let's fight like gentlemen edition
Welcome to London!
>>66193727
that's india or some shit
>>66193613
It must of been amazing
Now everything's so globalised, centralised and nihilistic
Feels like there's nothing to discover anymore
>>66193711
>>66193711
No. But I always print mine off just in case
>>66193727
Least they have discernible lines
*stands in your way*
right lads what frozen food like tendies and stuff should i get from tesco
reposting this from last thread
Just came to the realisation I'm friends with the biggest runt ever on facebook
>literally 5'2 or something abnormally small
>changes his profile picture every week (always filtered selfies)
>uses facebook like twitter, posts constant status updates about whatevers on his mind
>only gets about 3 likes on each post
>typical college leftie views and thinks hes really smart for having them
>>66193747
really?
Is it noncery to be involved with a 17 year old girl?
>>66193755
*stalks you*
>be in singapore
>full of indians
>stop in dubai on the way home
>full of indians
>arrive back in london
>full of indians
>fuck everyone in this thread
Just came to the realisation I'm friends with the biggest runt ever on facebook
>literally 5'2 or something abnormally small
>changes his profile picture every week (always filtered selfies)
>uses facebook like twitter, posts constant status updates about whatevers on his mind
>only gets about 3 likes on each post
>typical college leftie views and thinks hes really smart for having them
just renewed my pass lads ngl
Only been on like 2 flights in my life, both when I was young, both budget flights
Would have a stroke if I tried to figure out how to get on a flight by myself nowadays
>>66193759
hot pockets? (do you guys even have hot pockets?)
>go to the indian restaurant
>full of indian
infuriating
dad asked me what I'm up to and I said why and he replied
>because you're my son and I take an interest in what you're doing :-)
what did he mean by this
Just came to the realisation I'm friends with the biggest runt ever on facebook
>literally 5'2 or something abnormally small
>changes his profile picture every week (always filtered selfies)
>uses facebook like twitter, posts constant status updates about whatevers on his mind
>only gets about 3 likes on each post
>typical college leftie views and thinks hes really smart for having them
To the brit that just visited yankland, did you fly with Virgin Atlantic?
>set up a profile on a dating site
>picture is of a blonde girl I know
>set location to London
>countless pakis after her poontang
>always ask for their number and tell them 'You'll have to speak to my brother first because he wont let me be with anyone he doesn't approve of, it should be fine he's really nice' or some wank
>proceed to be ask really strange questions and generally treat them with disrespect
>just keep going until it gets boring or they hang up in anger
I want to make a Youtube channel for this shit but I've no idea where to start. So many funny ones have just been lost to the wind because I can't record them.
>>66193768
the train isn't a british one
the text on the blue sign isn't in english
and almost everyone is an indian
Just came to the realisation I'm posting with the biggest runt ever on /brit/
>>66193835
>Go to Indian restaurant
>They are all Pakis pretending to be Indians
reposting this from last thread
Just came to the realisation I'm friends with the biggest runt ever on facebook
>literally 5'2 or something abnormally small
>changes his profile picture every week (always filtered selfies)
>uses facebook like twitter, posts constant status updates about whatevers on his mind
>only gets about 3 likes on each post
>typical college leftie views and thinks hes really smart for having them
MUMMY MAY THE DIAMOND LADY
0121 brum on the map
birmingham is road
>>66193755
damn awfull, is this british "fashion" ?
>>66193847
I bet you get off on it to, don't you bender boy.
>sunday is ending
>>66193835
that means the food is good
that other nigel's dad wants to give him a shag
just came to a realisation
>Go fuck yourself, you communist turd
ah yes, Australian politicians
>>66193848
I don't believe you
>>66193904
was it about facebook?
>>66193880
Just starting mate what you on about
>watching The Wire
don't know if they're talking or rapping half the fucking time
>>66193875
mentioned
>>66193876
hope you're memeing son
>>66193882
well of course
they are currying favour
>>66193854
they're actually Bangladeshis
>>66193916
yeah
n I'm friends with the biggest runt ever on facebook
>literally 5'2 or something abnormally small
>changes his profile picture every week (always filtered selfies)
>uses facebook like twitter, posts constant status updates about whatevers on his mind
>only gets about 3 likes on each post
>typical college leftie views and thinks hes really smart for having them
woke up to four new tinder matches
can't be fucked messaging any of them
>>66193931
what are the giant eggs for?
>>66193915
Trust me, I know my trains and the one in that picture is not a british one.
>have to visit Birmingham in a couple weeks
>>66193876
fresh off the boat from /fr/ are we lad
>>66193960
chickens
>>66193875
>>66193931
yes lads
>>66193762
times that by 200 and thats why i deleted mine.
>>66193968
rip
>>66193968
Why?
is sheffield the only big uk city without black people in it
>>66193960
Stolen from white wombs and being presented to the muslims of Birmingham as a tribute
>>66193973
it's so sad that h3h3 went to shit :(
>>66193991
Aunt's 50th
all aboard the london express
>>66193960
genuinely did not notice those eggs until you mentioned them
>>66193972
normal sized chickens?
>>66193968
I'm sorry mate
Tell me about Newcastle, lads
White majority cities are nicer
>>66193973
>tfw no hila gf
Welcome to the markets of London!
>>66194022
it's pretty northern
>>66194022
https://youtu.be/ApbRL9-slqI
>>66193997
Liverpool is whiter
>>66193960
>>66194015
they were dotted around the city centre for a week or so
think it was some sort of easter egg hunt to do with charity
seen them all when doing one of my aimless walks
>>66193755
I want reviewbrah to stand in my way until I give him a new and unique junk food for him to review.
>>66194022
basically like full of scottish people who have sort of a half scottish half english accent so they sound really weird
Ladies and gentlemen we will shortly be landing at Manchester Airport
Yorkshire Airport Shuttle!
>>66194045
>>66194012
>>66193727
t. mad bogger
>>66194077
>>66194079
ah yes the londoners are out in full force today
Thinly slicing semi-soft cheese
>>66194010
what ends is it in
why is /brit/ the only good general on int
>>66194104
don't care
>>66194104
it's called 'doing a wank' you philistine
You have arrived in Manchester
>>66194058
Serious question, why do you guys tolerate this? I'm a bit surprised no one's brought out the pepper spray and rubber bullets for this one.
>tfw been living in london for around 6 years now
I visited Colchester for the first time in years and it was beautiful. All the buildings were nice and clean, everything tidy, full of white people that don't look inbred. Not even a racist myself but it almost brought a tear to my eye that it was still so wonderful (don't care how bent that sounds).
Reckon I might move back after uni.
>>66194116
because you're here x
>>66194116
if this is good I don't want to imagine what the others are like
>>66194116
foreigners have no banter
>>66194112
Halesowen
Hello! I am Michael Adebolajo! I shall be your tour guide for London. Just be aware, that London is a tolerant and diverse city so Sharia Law is in force :)
>>66194133
haha
well cropped my friend
>today on the BBC: a cooking competition show where cooks produce difference courses for a panel of judges then at the end one cook is knocked out while the rest proceed
ah yes, excellent, just the sort of innovative, riveting television that I need to invigorate my pineal gland
>>66194126
can I uh... go back?
>>66194116
because you only speak english
Things I was going to do today:
> get up early
> have a nice breakfast
> do a wash
> have lunch
> go into town and buy a new jacket
> do some work
> roast din dins and a film before bed
Things I have done today:
> lie in bed
> eat a banana
>>66194045
>>66194012
you don't have to pretend with london, you can post real images because it ACTUALLY looks like this, london has 4 million non whites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BSQg9kGoXM
why is sheffield so white?
>>66194165
>Michael Adebolajo
Could easily be the name of any Chelsea, Man City or Everton signing in the last 5 years.
>>66194186
bit gay
bought this
>>66194058
I would love to join the police force and beat down soccer hooligans.
>>66194220
bit gay
>>66193997
Sheffield has more grime MCs than other cities it's size
https://youtu.be/2x14xMYZU7s
https://youtu.be/sZyoWm5K7Tw
>>66194220
bit gay
>>66194220
pics
>Welcome aboard your flight to moscow
Bluepilled is criticising one area in the UK for being a paki shithole
The redpill is knowing we're all going down on the ship together.
>>66194224
>soccer
foy
tfw no karen bradey mummy gf
( ._.)
>>66194224
riot police is 90% of your time taking projectiles and not retaliating 9% charging and 1% actual beating on people
>>66194267
she looks haggard
>>66194116
I only come here it cause of how retarded it is and I have a pretty low-brow sense of humour
>>66194267
Rebecca is simply amazing
>poofs think this is totally normal
>>66194267
I know her daughter
She's a top slag and does lots of drugs
>>66194220
Egregiously gay
>>66194299
pics
>>66194291
eh
most gays will douche first before anal
>>66194244
scumfam
>>66194254
hnggggg
>>66194256
I took the acid pill and dissolved into the quantum oversoul
what's the best nightlife in the uk
>watching movie
>character murders someone
>investigation closes, they get away with it
>they turn themself in because guilt
I just don't get it
>>66194256
The redpill is knowing once we reach critical-muslim population, everyone is going to have to fight for their lives.
>>66194344
grimsby
>>66194160
not brum
tell them to fuck off from me
>>66194299
this her?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIIcl8EDFjl/?taken-by=sophiapesch&hl=en
fackin' hell
>>66194344
Falklands
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TAGbvPPh_3M
Based TJ
>>66194352
runt
>>66194269
Why don't they use more force? Perhaps have police vehicles to charge instead of horses.
what do rural brits do for fun on the weekend?
>>66194310
here
>>66194361
yep
Very hungry atm lads
gf on the right
>>66194344
Leeds, Manchester, Newcastle and Liverpool.
In London nightlife is haram and everywhere else is irrelevant.
>>66194361
err why is she brown?
>>66194380
go to the pub
>>66194344
bradford
>>66194392
hi de hi campters
this simpsonswave shit is amazing
juts want to dance in the street to this
>>66194380
swinging
>>66194355
Honestly don't see that happening. Do you really see numales who populate our cities where the pakis are doing anything? Or the middle/upper class? I sure as shit don't.
https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA
https://www.instagram.com/p/pmC-y-pxr_/?taken-by=sophiapesch&hl=en
me
>>66194344
bristol brum and manny
>>66194396
ignore this guy
>>66194416
not sure
makes my head bop bruv
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>66194444
wish I was good looking
world is your oyster
>>66194431
>>66194416
ah yes
2 very interesting posts made by the most bodacious of gentlesirs, no doubt
It's Time.
>>66194299
You from Solihull?
>>66194375
this isn't the US, people getting killed by cops is actually a rarity
riot cops are there to concentrate violence, take the brunt of the beating and disperse the crowd
not run them the fuck over
our police does have watertrucks but you can't always use them
>>66194507
why do you not say bruv
*whips you into shape*
just realised how fucking lonely I am last night lads
was in a club and everyone there seemed to have someone to talk to, someone who genuinely wanted to talk to them and I had no one
need to have a good look at the old life and make some changes
might do a mid-life crisis at 21
have concluded that poland is more developed than britain
Great song with great video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f1ig4yX5o
https://www.instagram.com/yoventura/
What an absolute top whore
>>66194538
it only gets worse
>>66194539
t.Tomasz
>>66194553
looks generic
he wants a nan from halesowen
>>66194567
She is
doxxed :3
I had a serious hard on for my best friends mum, and I'm fairly sure he knew it.
Even 10 years later I dream about her.
>>66194560
>chav
oh my dayz blud loooooooooool ur 2 jokes fám
>>66194589
know her from uni
been chewing my face off many times with her desu
>>66194575
>That arse
>Generic
>>66194244
>Coco
not a fan of that weird paki in the video though
might do a cheeky nap x
she wants a man from lichfield
fuck off callum
>>66194610
>LE EPIC PILL POPPER XD
Kill yourself brumscum
>durham
>oldham
>newham
>fulham
lol?
she wants a man from Slough trading estate
>>66194665
>oldham mentioned
don't dox me please
Should i get out of bed today, or nah?
>>66194326
Imagine having to force water up your own hole and then spend 20 minutes shitting JUST so you can have sex
Takes me 2 seconds to pull my trousers off and I'm sorted
Imagine being gay
she wants a man from krakow central station
>it's a gf tells me about her condition episode
not a fan
>>66194690
or nah
>>66194665
When Sharia takes over there will be no ham
>>66194625
>weird paki
he's Jamaican and the video is filmed there you mong
Mates brother's friend got sucked off by Karen Brady in the 80s.
that Viceland channel has good docus but dear god they're cucked as shit and not exactly subtle about it either
can't imagine how Gavin ever even managed to work with these guys. the daily triggering must have been seismic
durham mentioned
VERY hungover
having some water, some coffee and a sausage roll x
>>66194665
west ham east ham chippenham haversham fareham farnham
VERY insecure about my little willy
VERY interesting.
shall be deleting facebook if it continues it's newsfeed of jewish tricks
>>66194644
*fucks off*
>>66194665
Birming
>>66194244
hm the place seems white as fuck though
was thinking of going there but all the clubs are just rock and metal and indie and all that other silly white shit rubbish
I think a commons debate would be akin to showing our poker hand to brussels
>>66194700
>Imagine having to force water up your own hole and then spend 20 minutes shitting JUST so you can have sex
that's not how it works
you just squirt up some water with a douche (or a plastic bottle or some shit)
then just poop it out and wipe a bit
takes 20 seconds at the most
>>66194707
he looks paki desu
>>66194708
Would love to dominate Lady Brady. Also Lady Brady is fun to say
>>66194757
t. bender
fb.com/aol/videos/1248360411853968/
what a progressive and tolerant world we live in xx
>>66194744
>A gay man worried about preserving the white race
>>66194757
you'd know you fucking bender
>>66194746
sure ar Mark's going to sob when you leave mate
>>66194757
>takes 20 seconds for a shite
Hmmm
cant think of anything more grim than solo travel
>>66194796
what difference does it make lad
>>66194765
he looks like a stereotypical rasta man
Lads broke up yeaterday, thinking of just deleting my social media and trying to start again after 2 year long term relationship.
Good, bad?
>>66194783
absolute state of him
used to be really insecure because I thought my willy was 4 inches
then I measured and it turns out to be 6.5 haha
>>66194813
The Reaper haha
>>66194796
I'm pretending to be a girl dummy
>>66194806
hahaha probbably xDDD probably will cry LOTS when i leave.... ARGH lol hahahah XDDDDD
wanker
>>66194819
Forgot men could have babies
>>66194780
>>66194801
I'm bi actually.
>>66194807
you're not doing an entire fucking colonic irrigation here, just a splash of water to help clear out any stool that might be in the dicking area
>>66194757
Cheshire
>>66194832
don't care
>>66194757
oh well thats far more convenient. what a lovely set of ablutions just to have a man spunk into your shit-pipe.
you battybois are weird as fuck ngl.
>>66194813
why?
>>66194813
t. Billy no-mates
>>66194866
squeal janny, squeal
>>66194841
>6.5
Same, welcome to the masterrace lad
>>66194847
>having to clean shite off yourself before sex with another person
Gays are absolutely revolting
used to be really insecure because I thought my willy was 3 inches
then I measured and it turns out to be 3 fml
>>66194725
That's why he left.
>>66194847
no such thing as bi
you're either gay or straight pick one
>>66194866
you realise girls do it aswell you utter troglodyte
>>66194832
V. Good idea. At the very least delete her on social media. Last thing you want after a break up is to see her on your screen everyday and to know what she's up to. Out of sight, out of mind and you'll get over it quicker
>>66194885
what?
>>66194844
fucking twat don't ever respond to me again
>>66194907
Like Springsteen, Born to Run, the Slough branch...
ISHGDDT
>>66194891
embarrassed to show my little willy to girls in case they laugh
>>66194889
>off yourself
you mean "out of yourself"?
>>66194898
twinks are basically girls
fighting for the right to party atm
>>66194891
kafkaesque
>>66194922
get owned cunt i'll deck you to sleep if ever saw you square up
>>66194891
I hope you'll wake up one day and it'll turn out to have been 6.5 all long lad
it was one of the best days of my life. a feeling of pure elation.
think I may have annoyed the gf a little last night
>>66194934
they laugh anyway because all willies are funny looking.
>>66194930
ok then
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>66194871
1. its boring
2. people think you're a loner weirdo
>>66194931
i sure hope gays dont do that?
>>66194948
I'll make a chess set from your spinal cord if I don't flumpify it first you brave jumped up little rat
my willy's 8 inches lol
>>66194851
Don't do this
gyaldem ting
>single ply toilet paper
unironically think my willy is getting smaller as I get older
that coverboy is hot desu
>>66194986
post it for banter
There's a lot of normie scum itt
>>66194949
you're measuring from where your pubes start or something
>>66194967
they don't laugh if it's a big one
not the little skin worm that's hidden in my pants
>>66194961
What did you do lad?
>>66194986
30cm over here
>>66194982
well you didn't have to be mean about it
>>66194991
sounds gay
you one of them poofs, then?
>>66194970
THATS THE REAL QUIZ
Business idea: have gay bum sex with poley and douche him with a plastic bottle beforehand
>>66195021
im glad you dont post here regularly. odd cunt.
>>66194991
champs n ting
>>66195049
would not go anywhere near the little paki spaz even if you paid me
>>66194130
>Colchester
>Beautiful
It's a fucking dump shit English market town, Wivenhoe is where it's at.
gonna go get breakfast shit lads
gonna be good
what tomatose are good for making fried tomatose?
>>66195052
Oh yeah, they're sad little men. He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?
Business idea: develop a final solution to the Irish question
>>66195075
oh christ the state of that
>>66195006
no, I just never measured because it looked small and I was scared to find out then one day I just bit the bullet. think it looked short because of the girth (5.5).
my throat really hurts
I hope it's not cancer
>>66195049
you bent la
willies lads haha
>>66195014
hung up on her while she was in the middle of saying something because I wanted to go to sleep
>>66195081
no, never use tomatoes for fried tomatoes
idiot
>>66194130
t. lives in some shitty dump on the outskirts of london
So, this So-Called Poleaboo.
What's up with him?
Has he finally realised that no one here could give a shit about him and stopped posting under his alter ego?
lovely bit of Niche and Ironic Humour Specifically Designed for a Small Demographic of Internet Forum Browsers here
or as i like to call it a bit of "ban-ter"
america is truly fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcATG9Qy_A
>>66195097
probably is 2bh lad
>>66195061
*lengs it down*
A bit cheeky
>>66195081
>tomatose
going to make you comatose in a minute fucking hell
>>66195112
ok, and would you like a drink with your order?
>>66195128
I think you might be mistaking me for someone else.
>>66194935
It is exactly the same thing
>>66195085
It can't be done
>>66195161
christ, poor lad never stood a chance. genetics are so cruel
>>66195150
*performs three wheel ups in a row*
ahh yes modern architecture
>>66194737
wickham
>>66195161
X -LG.
>>66195161
highly punch-able head
>>66195161
the A B S O L U T E state of this lad
business idea: hike all the tallest peaks in europe
>>66195134
He posts in /britfeel/
>>66195161
Looks like a big toe
>>66195214
starting with my erection
>>66195075
absolute STATE of it
belongs in a fucking mental hospital or a coffin
>>66195203
give me brutalist any day over this shit
>>66195200
*frees all the mandem that's locked up*
>>66194016
depends on your definition of normal
I mean they're plump but I'd say normal
>>66195214
alright
*points to willy*
>>66195214
We've all had a go with your mums tits haha waheeey
>>66195203
wow!!!!! really makes you think!!!!!!
>>66195010
ones big enough like that aren't common . vast majority of girls only see skinny small or medium willies
>>66195075
he looks like a nerdy twink
>>66195203
Looks like it is in the middle of no where, probably for the best
>>66195249
I will hack at your head with a cricket bat you little creepy bastard
>>66195205
it's spelled wycombe
*walks into /brit/ playing wonderwall on my guitar*
might put 3 grand on hilary winning the election
>>66193692
Not hungover lads
Always count my blessings when I wake up on a sunday and have somehow escaped being hungover
>>66195203
looks nice desu
>>66195134
hes perm banned from int keeps getting banned every time they blogpost again because the attention deprived shemale cant post without talking about themself in the third person
Life-goal: chew a redhead qt's rug
1991 USSR edition
>>66195278
*drops 5p into your upturned fedora*
like to think that poleaboos skin is nice and soft after all the artificial estrogen he downs making smashing his face in quite an easy thing
>>66195274
>spelled
CRYPTO-YANK SIGHTED
>>66195295
love it when the gf wears no bra and a tight top ngl
Going out to buy a new rolling machine as mine is broke and I can't roll a spliff by hand
>>66195293
haha love this picture mate wait till the lads at the call-centre hear about this
>>66195328
embarrassing
>>66195293
literally Facebook: The Post
>>66195274
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickham
>>66195293
wife showed me this when I got back to my barrat new build after driving home from my marketing job in my Golf GTD
>>66195252
>tfw every time I've shown my willy to a girl she has always commented on how big it is
decent feel
listening to the so called Goo Goo Dolls lads