/brit/

>>66189295
quite arousing

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Mosley

>>66189385
nu-janny always deletes any editions with cute girls in the OP

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GOOD MORNING

just had to do a degree in a field you like instead of whining about doing some alienating work

>it's an "80% of girls I went to school with have got pregnant and had at least one kid" episode

(I'm 21)

often daydream of being a combatant in WWII but i am very nice and loved by the populace of whichever country i am occupying

listening to solo Joe Strummer. shit desu.

and fucking wallsall btfo us 3-2. hope we won't relegate.

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>Halloween soon
>have to block out the fact that you KNOW 1000s of qts are dressed up in slutty outfits sucking off countless lads in toilets all around the country and getting their outfits absolutely covered with warm sperm while you sit alone on 4chan again

>>66189406
No Janny lad please ;_;

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>>66189425
>tfw a slag on your facebook gets pregnant at 17 by the biggest chav stereotype I've ever seen

>>66189436
i like imagine going into vietnam and mowing down gooks with my M16

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>>66189427
It's not my main keyboard.

>>66189462
a few girls I went to school with got pregnant in like year 8 and 9 and mysteriously disappeared for a bit

>5am this morning
>Live in the basement flat so you have to walk down some stairs to my door and there's a little dark space in front of my door to put bins and stuff
>Get woken up by movement detector light
>Wait 5 mins figure it's some guys doing a line or something and will be easier to leave them and they'll just go
>Hear one of them moaning and an Aussie say "does that feel good?"
>Get up and turn my light on and he goes "shit someone's in there"
>Open the front door and they're hiding round the corner
>Tell them to leave
>See a guy wearing an Indiana Jones hat put his head round the corner and say sorry

Fucking Aussies.

The "benefits" of living in Zone 1 of London. Literally caught an Aussie bumming some gayboy in front of my flat

>>66189425
>>66189462
>>66189472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQV2QwaqwAs

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>>66189483
Fucking lol

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>>66189453

>>66189483
haha sorry man won't happen again, just trying to get an end in

>>66189472
>got pregnant
Not much of a mystery is it really m8 let's be honest

>>66189483
nice

>>66189453
>Halloween

FOY

>>66189471

>>66189445

>>66189529
literally a pseudoscience with no scientific basis whatsoever

>>66189529
I probably do have low test or something 2bh. Or Marfan's syndrome. Something isn't right but oh well.

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>>66189483

>>66189385
>only one slag for the whole thread so far


Where are the slags? I was told there would be slags. Why aren't there any pictures of slags?

Most dissapointing /brit/ ever.


1/10 would not /brit/ again.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>that one gay kid at school who tried doing the splits with the girls and broke his groin and had to go to hospital

>>66189542
it's literally documented

it's easy do a blood test on your test and compare your digits to the rest of the population.

>wake up
>shower, get dressed, make breakfast
>check the 'dit, nothing good
>check the 'chon, nothing good
>check BBC news, no happenings
>check the time: 10:05

Nothing to do and there's still a good 12 hours left.

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ftge (fuck this gay earth)

>>66189580
Still not seeing any credible citation here

>>66189602
i'm not your fucking doctor
pay me cunt

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>>66189573
How 'bout this

>>66189642

>>66189626
Onus probandi incumbit ei qui dicit non ei qui negat

biker gangs in the 70s japan were quite cool

https://youtu.be/AmkMEoVb6rA

heres a nice choon to relax you on this Sunday morning

the UK should become the 51st state and adopt the american dollar, t-b-h

so will shops start accepting euros soon?

>>66189652
more

>>66189699
We should become 4 states desu

>>66189669
waiting for my paycheck to come in.

american healthcare isn't free sorry, would have helped you for free if you were europeans though

>>66189699
But the House of Lords
Think of the House of Lords!

>>66189739
>paycheck
fuck off yank

>>66189699
ahh yes lets destroy our history

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>>66188185
>that image of him in school or whatever
I wish my school had a tranny when I was there

They would have gotten fucking terrorised at my school, we were such horrible cunts. There was this one black girl who ate foam who I'm surprised never killed herself she got it so badly

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>>66189722
How would it be drawn out

>>66189773
Funnily enough at my school there was this one annoying kid who bullshitted all the time and everyone hated him and bullied him for being a dickhead

Then after school he had this weird emo phase and now he's a tranny too

>>66189797
I think he meant England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland lad

traps in real life are for the most repulsive
the thing is that you just do not notice the good ones

>>66189803
this tranny phase is going to ruin people haha
good enough for the cunts

>tfw Theresa's turned the UK into a political joke

Anyone got old people in the family who still think everything's going to be fine and we're gonna get rid of all the immigrants?

>>66189841
fuck off lefty twat

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I hear that many flight services use ads to dupe people into so called "cheap flights" that are anything but cheap. How do I know I am getting a good deal on my flight?

Nothing personal anglos but I want your country to be destroyed, your economy to go down the shitter and scotland to leave the UK.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/787338848644792320

HOWLING at the state of Labour

>>66189841
id deport you too you niggerlover

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>>66189716

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>>66189839
this bloke is 60 and has a spot in some type of posh tv show here
absolutely horrifying

>>66189876
>and scotland to leave the UK.

We can agree on this

>>66189841
Well all the old people thought that when they were voting to leave the EU they were actually voting to "send back all the Poles and Pakis and stop the immigrants coming over".

Meanwhile, we leave the EU and immigration carries on because immigrants are an economic necessity to float the economy in a nation where the birth rate of traditional British natives is 1.6 while virtually all brown people and immigrants have birthrates above 2.0.

>>66189853
>>66189875
>>66189881

>unironically not wanting white, christian, eastern european qts
>unironically wanting niggers and mudslimes instead

>>66189913
>immigrants are an economic necessity
sick of this lefty meme 2bh

>>66189913
How about we just don't have an economy based entirely on growth?

>>66189894
perfect

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banned from /pol/ again lads

talking with the Americans you can feel there is a cultural barrier

Business idea: nuclear war to obliterate my bollocks

>>66189947
this joke was made last night. fuck off

>>66189945
obviously. we're still a free country unlike yurup

>>66189947

I would obliterate your bollocks ;)

>>66189926
>implying that will happen

Love the occasional feel threads on /pol/

>>66189965
Wasn't aware that Europe was a country. When did this happen?

>>66189965

Until jan 20th

>>66189913
>The morning after leave
>Barry the brick layer and Gladys the retired school teacher still have to walk past Slavs to get to Mr.Patel's corner shop
>Nothing has changed in their lives other than they have less money and everything is more expensive
>Immigrants still everywhere

Couldn't make it up desu. Wonder how they're going to deal with the fact none one's being sent home.

Business idea: meet up with poley irl and murder him

actually no that's a bad idea I'd get doxed then

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day 8 without ever having a drink lads, feeling unusual but happy

>>66189941
Why? I'm banned as well for posting a gif of a white guy fucking a nègre up the ass in front of an all black audience.

>>66189928
See >>66189930

Good luck creating a system not based on growth, especially while occupying a globalised system which is... based on growth.

At this point all we can do is keep adding fuel to the fire to keep ourselves warm, hope the good times last long enough that it becomes the problem of future generations, not ourselves. And obviously don't have kids. But we already know that, as is reflected in the birthrate.

ahhhh lads this girl is being a fucking cock tease and won't let me fuck her yet and because she won't it's making me fall in love with her

>>66189965
>muh freedoms

there it is, what i'm talking about

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Retro waifu Katie melua on that shitty big questions substitute

Lads

>>66189970

>implying leaving eu will stop non eu migration

Business idea: send 150,000 british lads to Iceland to impregnate all of the women

>>66189989
if you think she's winning then you haven't been paying attention

>>66189998
sick fuck

>>66190009
BIG BLACK HORSE AND A CHERRY TREE

>>66190033
tasteless pleb

>>66189998
>ass
fuck off yank

>>66190009
ooft forgot about her

>>66189997
Good job lad

Now if only I could quit my benzo habit haha

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>>66190009
genuinely retarded

>>66190006
ahhh yes, france. where the president said "living with terrorism is the new normal" with a straight face

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>>66190047

>>66190061
ApologiZe.

>>66190011
it will if introduced the Australian system

>>66190096
no !

>>66190097
>something that will never happen

>>66190096
>ApologiZe
FOY

>>66190080
Prime minister, totally different. And he got copiously booed for it. However, I am indeed jelly at your guns and self defense laws.

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>>66190097
>>66189881
>>66189839
>>66189692
>>66189576
>>66189464
I SHAN'T TOLERATE SUCH SUBHUMAN FILTH IN MY THREAD

TIME TO BEAT UP YOU MICK MONKEYS

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>>66189998
>>66190017

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AUSTRALIAN STYLE POINTS BASED SYSTEM

>>66190080
you live with shootings everyday

much more than france

>>66190080
it wasn't the president it was the first minister

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lads

can't remember if i already said good morning

good morning lads

why do people care about the opinions of actors, musicians and other worthless nobodies

>>66190143
>I am indeed jelly at your guns and self defense laws
You're retarded then.

>>66190156
He's ended up looking like the biggest twat in British politics for what he did

>>66190030

I didn't mention a candidate but you thought it was an attack on trump. Paranoid much?

>>66190144
the ira killed your uncle and all you can do piss on about it on here every fucking night

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>>66190177
morn'n

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Huh... Really makes you think.

>>66189385
Where in Britain can i get the finest cockMeat Sandwich?

>>66189945

yanks are as brainwashed as north koreans

>>66190097

Why are you bringing up something not related to brexit?

>>66190166
I am genuinely one of the highest-quality bollockposters in the game right now. If you ever see a 4 or 5 line deep paragraph with a very subtle, misdirecting lead-up with absolutely no mention of bollock destruction until the very end, there's a high chance it was written by me.

At the moment I am also investing in the Barratt New Build gimmick but I have recently sold all my stock in the "I don't rate Pogba" gimmick after its sharp decline.

lads I'm going to make a bacon butty

Is west virginia just the poor runts of virginia?

What did people do before the minimum wage? Get paid market rate?

>have a dream where you send an embarrassing nude photo to a group chat
>when you get up you check all of the group chats you're in just to check that you weren't hallucinating

phew

>>66190184
Sorry, I'm not that good with spoons. Still think gunpowder and lead are the best for self defense.

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>>66190233
why lad?

>>66190221

Clos Maggiore.

Louisiana looks like a shithole.

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>the ira killed your uncle and all you can do piss on about it on here every fucking night

did a thread

>>>/s4s/4835303

>>66190218
Having a think

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Alri.

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>>66190218
America will be Brazil-tier if Hillary wins (which she will)

Also the Republicans will never win again

>>66190240
good lad, we need creative types like you

>I am also investing in the Barratt New Build gimmick

excellent, really high quality gimmick that touches on the zeitgeist of modern britain

>>66190276
very impressive

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>>66190288
alri mate

>>66190190
not paranoia, common sense and intuition.

>>66189592
have you tried getting your daily dose of 'gon and 'neux lad?

/qa/ thread is still going thanks to strategic bumps. I will get this feature fixed eventually.

>>>/qa/765943

>>66190300
I'm not a pooskin you smelly twat

>>66190310
is that asuka.

what happened to her

>>66190310
Very rude lad.

>>66190289
>Also the Republicans will never win again
republicans will change and they'll become more liberal and small state

why is it seen as merciful to put a dying animal out of it's misery but humans are kept alive even if they cannot move, cannot remember anything and just lie in bed shitting themselves?

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>>66190357
You'll be falling in a minute, dickhead

>>66190312

Uh huh.

>>66190374
because women have feelings and don't think objectively

OH BABY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll8ED3ROjMk

>>66190374
Because it opens up pressures from family to end someone's life if they're a burden. And the degree of laying down and shitting yourself is subbjective

>>66190400
there's only one candidate who wants to attack our constitution and it's not trump. who else could you be talking about?

>>66190415
shan't be watching this

getting my daily dose of /r/the_donald

*walks off and talks to someone else*

getting sick of you wanks honestly, might go post in /balt/ instead

>>66190427

Uh huh

polishing off 3 quarters of a can of beer I didn't finish last night

going to bunnings for a snag

>>66190251

starved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snou8qrElnM#t=1m39s

fucking yanks

>>66190367
They'd basically be a less popular Democrats then desu

>>66190478
disgrace

>>66190493

good lad

>>66190470

don't bother, it's objectively much worse in there

>>66190426

Ive told my family that if they're every asked if they want to pull the plug to just pull the plug. Not really a burden if I specifically asked them to do it.

Should I get a takeaway nandos lads or just do some spaghetti?

>>66190478
bit grim

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>>66190367
>>66190289
it's interesting how the people with the most deluded perceptions of my country are european. must be something in the water

had nandos a while back lads
wasn't that great desu, don't get why you wanks hype it up

>>66190531
Nandos mush

>>66190531
yeah sure

>>66190500
Kek

Yanks are mental desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG-Qjyk6wrw

>>66190547
interesting and original
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>66190541
>>66190510
bigots

>>66190529
Your example of specifically asking before you're like that doesn't apply to everyone, and could easily change.

*sits in the corner and talks to myself*

Got the old gf preggers lads haha what should I call it?

Blasting some balearic bangers tbqh

>>66190566
should have finished your can off last night you pansy

>>66190547
>dude spicy chicken lmao

>>66190561
excuse me? hey excuse me? i was talking to you

>>66190580
She not gonna abort it lad?

>gf won't go on the pill and won't get an abortion if she gets pregnant

ah yes, have to be extra careful

>>66190580
'Rorkesheed'

>>66190556
they are like animals

where did it go so wrong

>>66190608
Her family is catholic they would disown her

>>66190580
how'd you do that, shag her without a condom and she claimed she was on birth control and now wants to keep it to force you to be with her?

because that's a situation I'm scared shitless of

cooking a roast today for a couple of friends but ive never done it before. supposedly its all about timing.

>>66190599
*side eyes you and walks to the next room*

>>66190628
good. you dont want her or the child around such cunts anyway.

>>66190636
Johnny broke

>>66190619
why do people allow their images to be associated with these stories? lmao

>>66190615

*sticks a pin through all your condoms*

banter

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*gazes at you as you approach*

>>66190662
yeah but is she keeping it as leverage to force you to be with her?

>>66190571

What the fuck are you talking about doesn't apply to everyone? Im not saying everyone should get automatically euthanised, Im saying it should be an option for those that want it.

Like the other guy said, you put down animals to spare them pain and be humane but if a person is begging you to put them down you won't? That's fucked up.

YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO LOUIS

>>66190637
it's simple, no idea how people manage to fuck up a roast.

the only potentially trick part is yorkshire puddings, but I doubt you're cooking beef.

Having said that, you're probably the type of runt that has yorkshires with chicken, and frozen ones to boot. baka.

>>66190685
Dunno m8 she just says she doesn't believe in abortion because of her catholic upbringing

Can't really leave her 2bh

>>66190619
need a brendan fraser on this pronto

>>66190709
maybe he stayed home and did his research till he understood it?

>>66190707
thanks for helping me and not making baseless assumptions followed up by unwarranted insults.

>>66190713
so yeah then probably haha

REALLY need a benzo or three but I don't have any

sigh

>>66190709
Bit of a weird name

How do you pronounce the o with the squiggly line above it?

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who was best girl?

>>66190752
do a meditate instead

>>66190713
then have the child. we need more white babies anyway.

>>66190742
no worries, i got you fammo

>>66190761
right

>just woke up and the first thing i see is my gfs boobs looking at me.

off to a cracking start

Who else captained aguero in their fantasy football team? Fucking raging in I. Was absolutely smashing my work mates in the league now Johnny the chippy is running away with it the cunt.

>>66190761
kill, fuck, marry

>>66190761
what is this? frasier?

>>66190761
I don't know who these average old white women are

>>66190794
pics

>>66190732
>research

Nah his "socialist" student m8s just told him brexit was bad

I want to do acting.

>>66190768
I'm mixed race

had 2 wanks and a cup of tea

>>66190809
how would you know?

socialists were in favour of brexit anyway (just see corbers)

>>66190822
It's only 11am and you've already wanked twice? You're pathetic.

dating sites are dismal
can't find any decent women within a 25 mile radius

>>66190761
Daphne for sweet and tender, Roz for fun, Lilith for passionate and slightly depraved.

>>66190822
It's only 11am and you've already wanked twice? Wow, that's admirable.

>>66190819

*dual heritage

fucking racist

>>66190802
uh, racist and ageist much?

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>>66190838

>>66190838
I know he is slacking

I'm already on five

mummy and daddy are arguing again

Turns out Cypro is photosensitive, that's why the laser place knocked me back

They haven't officially replied yet but at least now I understand what happened

Once they do reply, I'll just tell them I'm off it or that I'll switch to another AA since laser is more important to me

>>66190761
Ros for sure. Her being such a slag just gives her that edge. They still play this every morning on channel 4, always put me in the mood for stoking on out

>>66190822

It's only 11am and you've only wanked twice? You're pathetic.

>>66190850
try 10,000 miles radius, i've had some luck

>>66190761
1,2,3

>>66190877
Call the police once he starts beating her.

life is so pointless and cruel

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*run toward you silently*

eating a bacon butty

>>66190240
i am a big fan of your work

dumb frog poster

>>>/qa/767588

wew

bum sprog toaster

>>66190918
>honhonhon, I happear to have dropped my baguette

>sat jiggling my gfs boobs

>>66190957
The Manager

>>66190918
u lookin 2 get decked u cunt

>>66190957
> it's not about our janitor
thank god

>>66190958
don't mind if i do hehe

>>66190957
How's he going to feed his family without his janitorial job? Seems a bit mean

wank #3 is looking VERY likely

>>66190994
Shift starting soon?

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You return home to you flat to find this Kenyan immigrant eating all your spaghetti, what do?

whatever happened to milkmen

>>>/qa/769073

Ahh yes swaglord

>>66191032
thats linguine

>>66191036
they're still around

it's just that modern refrigeration made them obsolete

>>66191041
NOISE

>>66191047
fuck off wop

>>66191032
Try to rape him.

>>66191045
lmao >>>/qa/767947

business idea: just don't do brexit

>>66190990
*stares at u silently while making movement with my mouth imitating a duck*

what the FUCK is that dangly thing in your mouth for?

Mine's swollen af and I wish somebody would just lop the fucker off.

>>66191108
try again lad

>>66191121
go to doctors

>>66191121
Tongue?

>>66191145
went yesterday tbqh, said it was viral and just to take painkillers and wait it out smdh

is reviewbrah redpilled?

business idea: have sex with pakipoo

>>66191121

mine swells up if i drink beer right before bed

>>66191198
baka

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>Go to gym for first time
>Pick up a 10kg dumbbell
>Do 3 and start struggling
>See a bunch of Shwarzaneggers laughing at me
>Go home

It has been an interesting day.

>>66191188
He's brainwashpilled i.e someone who believes everything /pol/ tells him and is incapable of seeing any sense of irony.

come my lady
come come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar baby

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>>66191198

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>>66191188

>>66191121
you can have my swollen dangly thing in your mouth if you like :)

>>66191226
>spending your Sunday lifting heavy objects up and down in order to get your body looking more attractive for the eyes of modern, trashy women

the state of you

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>>66191182
>>66191182
>>66191182

>>66191257
MR UNPAID CUSTODIAN

>>66190879

chopped your willy off yet?