Why don't Americans use bidets?

no anglo country does

>>66181059
Anglos Truly are uncultured cattle.

I thought bidets were only for rich people

What is this and why am I supposed to use it

>>66181059
holy shit is this guy actually serious? like, there is still people from first world countries that are still wiping there asses with paper and shit?

as someone who has had diarrhea for the past 24 hours, my anus feels like it's been napalmed. i wish that i had a bidet.

>>66181086
We invented the toilet you French faggot

>>66181173
Yes. I came back from the US buttdevastated, literally.

>>66181173
I've never seen a bidet in my life. Australians would unironically think it was some kind of bizarre European initiative to help manlets wash their hands

>>66181375
>Cue Crocodile Dundee

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they have smelly butts

>>66181336
>>66181375
Can't make this shit up

>>66181049

how the fuck do you use those things ? we got these hand held things in Finland but i never used one before.

>ITT: 3rd world shithole try and feel relevant
Lmao

so you guys don't wipe your butts? you spray it with water?

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>>66181049
We do, they're called jugs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>tfw no bidets
I don't get why some people are so icky about them. They seem more effective than wiping.

>>66181731
>I don't get why some people are so icky about them.
People generally don't like the realization that they've been living like savages.

>>66181504
yeah? isn't this the right way?

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>>66181049
THAT'S A BIDET?!?!? OH, SHIT!!!!
i just got back from a trip to uruguay and i used those as drinking fountains! and i gonna get zika now?

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>>66181504
you should do both, first wipe and then clean it further with soap and water

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>>66181810
Obvious bait fellow burger.

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>>66181049
it's just a matter of scales, they need larger ones, not those tiny bidets people usually use

>>66181864
i cannot emphasize how real this is, fellow burger
is this a health concern, guys?

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>>66181497
with your back facing the tap, you put one asscheek on one side, spray water on your ass, then use soap to clean it as if you were in the shower, wash off again, wash hands, done

>>66181049
Just use biodegradable wet wipes and have a closed-lid trash can to put them in.
It's more effective than a bidet, anyway.

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>>66182236
>It's more effective than a bidet, anyway.
>this is what bidet-less savages actually believe

>>66182275
>Implying bidets are able to get that small amount of feces that gets stuck just inside your rectum

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>>66182322
lmao just use whatever you'd use while showering, or do you use wet wipes while showering as well

>>66182030
Ew you have to use your hands?

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>>66182425
yes, unless you own some slaves you do have to use your limbs to clean yourself anon

>>66182462
I don't want shit on my hands

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>>66182524
how do you clean your ass in the shower then?

>>66182560
I usually dont take a shower right after I took a shit, also if I did I'd wipe first and have clean pooter

>>66182560
>put on gloves
>spread asshole out
>hold it up to faucet at full blast

>>66182586
bongs can never do this with their separate taps XDDD

>>66182425
>ew u use ur hands to clean ur ass with soap (and then wash your hands with soap when ur done)????? ewww!
>literally walks with shit in his asscheeks

>>66182586
What about the dirty trousers?

>>66182654
we shart in the mart. the walmart employees clean our anuses for us.

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>>66182580
you'd wipe before using the bidet anyway, and I'm not sure why older shit in your asscheek is better than new shit anyway

>>66182654
Wiping gets pretty much all of it. And the rest dries

>>66182678
Ah okay. Dry shit is just not as nasty as wet shit

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>mfw non-Anglos can't afford paper
>mfw non-Anglos have poos so toxic they have to power wash their bums

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>>66181049
>Why don't Americans use bidets?

In America the liquid squirts out of your ass, not up it

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>>66182765
>ywn be this free