>American pizza

>>66180039
Why don't Brits have lawnmowers?

>>66180084
this

>>66180039
>there's no corn on that pizza

>>66180039
What's wrong with that? I'd eat it.

>>66180084
>>66180117
we do. Why don't Americans butter bread?

>tfw spent the whole day watching clips of kitchen nightmares
>all those crazy american restaurant owners
>all that absolutely disgusting food hygiene
damn a night out at a restaurant over there must be like playing russian roulette

>>66180191
That's why you only go to rated restaurants, not some hole in the wall that just opened.

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>>66180168
We do. Why are Brits so obsessed with Abraham Lincoln?

>>66180191
If the guns don't kill you, the food will.

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>>66180151
>I'd eat it
No thanks

>>66180796
This just looks like the pizza they give you at school. It's not the best, but it's edible.

>>66180039
I'm Italian living in Australia and the food is good thanks to Italians moving here many years ago.

However, you can't talk shit about other countries food stupid bong.

If you go to the UK and get Lasagna you will get a side of CHIPS. YOU GET CHIPS WITH EVERYTHING IN THE UK. Fuck off I don't want chips

>>66180834
You actually eat that stuff at schools

>>66180796

Holy shit, this is disgusting.

>>66180878
Well it's a lot thinner, but yeah

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the mad man

>>66180868
great post, the idea of an italian man screaming 'FUCK OFF< NO CHIPS, I DON'T-A WANT-A THE CHIPS-A!!!!' in a resteraunt in bongland made me really happy

>>66180796
Why do americans eat da poopoo?

>>66181098
Why don't monkeys put meatballs on pizza?

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>>66180868
>Turning down authentic Anglo-Italian cuisine

literally India tier

>>66181159
Holy shit that looks nasty

Why can't bongs cook?

>>66180796
That doesn't look too bad

>>66180796
8/10 would shart in mart

>>66181098
why do monkeys put bananas on their pizzas?

>>66180039
english kitchen nightmares
>gordon goes to a restaurant
>tastes food, gives insightful critique
>analyses problems with staff, location, business tactics
>finds long term solutions, builds up staff morale etc

american kitchen nightmares
>gordon goes to a restaurant
>close ups of disgusting furniture
>dramatic trumpets
>orders food, baffled by weird menu
>food arrives
>"wow"
>"disgusting bland rotten"
>close ups of food, added squishing sound effects, dramatic trumpets
>banters with waitress
>checks fridge
>it's disgusting
>has falling out with owners
>"here is new furniture and five dishes"
>"good luck"
>happy music

is the american audience just retarded?

the worst part is that it tastes like cardboard

>>66181285
>watching television
>ever

>>66181290
greasy cheesy cardboard

>>66181285
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdttBUQT5tM

>>66181285
Every kitchen nightmare
>90% are out of business in 6 months anyway.

>>66181285
>forgetting American Belly Dancing

ayy

>>66181285
We like trainwrecks. Why do you think we keep rebuilding Europe?

>>66181349
And now I'm watching ants

>>66180168
>americans avoiding putting butter on anything
try again, nigel

>>66180796
sauce?

>>66181524
Tomato

>>66181524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbNJJxZmK_g

pizza comes out at 14:00 minutes

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>his country doesn't have anime pizza

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>>66181578
hhhnnnnnngggggg

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>>66181544

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Dinner's here lads

>>66181544
wew

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>>66181420