What was the most retarded war ever fought?

World War I.

World war 2

>>66174184
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War

The football war
A war fought between our neighbors: El Salvador and honduras. It was started because of a football match. The last armed conflict in wich WWII fighter planes were used in dogfights.

>>66174184
Trojan War

>fighting a war over a literal fucking woman

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>>66174184
second balkan war...stupid vulgars

Taiping Rebellion

Wat on terror

>>66174457
And the war on drugs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

The only time men with machine guns lost to flightless birds.

>>66174184
The one between Argentina started with UK over an island.

>>66174408
kek, that one should rank pretty high on the list butit's still hard to beat the Emu War

get rekt france
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

War of Jenkins' Ear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jenkins%27_Ear

>>66174184
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Drugs

>>66174425
i wann fucc greek ass

>>66174184
Second Punic Wars

>hurr i'll invade rome with elephants from Tunisia
>and i'll win
>then i'll give up

Hannibal was a retarded genius

>>66175637
you could get constantinople and get deep into anaotolia since there lived alot of christians and the ottoman were pretty weak but you decided to fight with you balkan brothers...

Granada
Panama

>>66175317
>Australians have been shitposting before internet was even invented

>>66175883
>balkan brothers

>>66176168
>t*rk

>>66174184
All the wars.

Because wars are not the solution, but the counsequense of retardness.