Why does Good-Australia never make the news? What happens there?

>>66170180
it was in the news quite a bit when that one manlet drug addict threw a piece of jewelry into a volcano because he thought it would destroy all evil

>>66170268

kek sauce?

they're not important, that's why

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>>66170314

>>66170180
Earthquakes

Sheep shagging

Native poverty

That's it really

t. Kiwi

>>66172206
How can one manage to be poor in New Zealand?

>>66170180
new zealand doesn't actually exist

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>Your country will NEVER have as good relations as Canada does with New zealand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada%E2%80%93New_Zealand_relations

Nothing happens, that's why we're never in the news.

>>66174917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Tasman_Travel_Arrangement

fuck off leaf

>>66175117
Shhhh New Zealand is our friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

>>66170180
It's not like Bad-Australia ever does.
Last thing I heard they wanted to renovate the Opera House because of its shitty-ass resonant qualities.