Is your whole culture a meme?

well meme'd my 9gag friend XD

>>66158450
Holy shit, literally me

>want to grab another bite, afraid people might think am a glutton pig

>>66158450
>>66158505
I don't get it.

>>66158450
literally japanese

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>>66158450
>>66158527
>>66158563
i always just eat it and if im with friends let out a loud burp and laugh that wild swine is my spirit animal

>>66158450
We have this too. We call it "the galician's shame"

>>66158873
what does terve mean?

pussy culture lmao

w-we wuz vikangz and mämmi
*blushes furiously*

>>66158914
sounds cute

>>66158450
Lol faggots
M-muh image

>>66159084
Finland is Autism: The Country

>>66158908

You can look up any Finnish words in the dictionary http://www.sanakirja.org/search.php?id=3700&l2=3

>>66158450
That's why I make sure to grab the one before the last piece so I never have this problem.

I feel like I would fit in well in Finland but I also feel like I'd get stuck with friends who don't like me but are afraid to tell me they don't like me.

>>66159199
finns would have panic attacks in brazil, since we like to touch people a lot

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Every single fucking time

>>66159285
how do you find your way back?

>>66159284
no we wouldn't.
we just would think that you guys are nuts or something

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>Autism: The country

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>>66159330
Google apps, I once rode 3 hours and missed school because I waved to the wrong buss

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>>66159199
now I must touch finn

>>66159342
how do you greet friends?

>>66159351
wtf
they're not even fat

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>>66159410

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>>66159417

You don't understand the problem of personal space in scandi countries

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>>66159284
I would have a panic attack

>>66159417
nod your head from distance and when you're close enough say hello or morning or whatever you want.

>>66159417
>how do you greet friends?
mo

>>66159506
the fuck

>>66159510
i'm sure you would. do you want a hug?

>>66159521
what about hugs, kisses and whatnot?

>>66159415
How would they respond to a hug?

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>>66158873
>>66158570
>>66158505
>>66158450
>>66158406
>>66159199
>>66159285
>>66159351
Literally me.

a-am I honorary Finnish?

>>66159618
>what about hugs, kisses and whatnot?
wtf are you serious?
do you actually hug and kiss your friends?

i mean if hadn't seen some of my friends in years, we could shake our hands or something like that, but hugging or kissing?
we do hug our relatives, but mostly only when they're females. men to men only shake their hands

>>66159722

no, you just have autism

Congratulations

>>66159806
So, can I be a Finn?

I'd rather be autistic in a comfy Finland than in a black and muslim France

>>66159722
t. sperg

>>66159779
we kiss and hug our female friends sometimes

>>66159506
How can finns have promiscuous girls with such autism?

>>66159779
Seems kinda sad and depressing.

How do you kiss a grill? I mean what's the situation of the first kiss?

>>66159921
respecting our personal space doesn't mean we have autism.
we are just as noisy as other europeans, when in class or bar or something. but we just keep that small distance from each other, unless we're drunk

>>66159199
In my home country Montenegro, people kiss 3 times on the cheek (men do this to each other too). It's also not unusual for your buddy to put his hand on your leg while talking

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>>66159634
Awkwardly, especially from strangers.

>>66160046
well if both of you have feelings for each other, then it's normal to kiss or hold hands.
it's done the same way as in every other country

>>66159921
most finns are turbonormies, the culture is just different.

>>66160061
>respecting our personal space doesn't mean we have autism.


This.

I hate it when someone is almost touching me in a conversation.

>>66159921
the magic combination is: gin lonkero + vodka
even the most autistic person will come out of the cocoon

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>>66158914
we weren't vikings though. Some probably were but having been vikings is not a part of our identity. On the contrary we were invaded by vikings a few times but defended ourselves and were poor af so there was no reason for the vikings to continue doing it

>>66159285
That's just plain ol' insecurity. It's not that hard to explain to the driver that you waved wrong?

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>>66160106
That's gay. What if they try to touch your leg and acidentally touch your dick?

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>>66160268
my favourite Spede

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>>66160223
Lies. We were wealthy as fuck during the Viking Era, Vikings just didn't deem all the loot worth it given how much men they lost whenever they raided here. Also many supposed "Viking" seafarers like Rurik were Finnish.

>>66160559
I learned at school at least that we lived in small villages at the time and the wealthy but unprotected monasteries of Western and Central Europe were much better choices for raiding
Also I remember the one passage in that Norway's king's journal that mentioned about losing many of his men in a Finnish ambush when they tried to raid Finnish shores

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I want to die

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>>66159618
>what about hugs, kisses and whatnot?

>>66159285
Why do you even have to wave to stop a bus? Don't they stop anyway if you're standing on the bus stop?

cute drawings to be honest

>>66160838
>>66160800

No one has ever small talked with me

>>66161013
What's the point of stopping if there's no need too?

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>>66160997
>You will never have a French or Italian friend who greets you with kisses and you have secret thoughts about what it would be like to date them but you never act on it because you're awkward and shy

>>66161013
is there a single bus route in russia?

in almost all of these there's two finns, the average finn and the extreme social anxiety diagnosed one who forgot to take his pills. you selectively only see the latter and label a country (sic!) autistic
it probably doesn't help that the average poster here is a self-glorified "autist" re-enforcing the stereotype either

makes you think?

Must be fun being a tourist in Finnland

Finns are slightly more autistic Swdes.
This makes me worried they will end up as Sweden 2.0.

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>>66158406
yes, desu

>>66161115
We don't kiss bois

I know it's not the best place to ask, but how does dating Finnish girls work?

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>>66161797
You hit her in the head with a stick then drag her home with her hair.

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>>66161785

>>66160884
Do this all the time when I'm strolling

>>66161132
>>66161113
You just don't know how it works without waving?
If there are people standing on the bus stop, especially if not inside, but closer to the road, the bus will slow down near the bus stop. If nobody's heading towards it, it will pass by without stopping. They go by schedule, so if the bus is ahead of the schedule they may stop anyway, open the doors, wait for the few second and then leave.

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>>66160559
>He shares half a haplotype with us. Pure-blooded finnish king.

>>66161924
really inefficient unless the buss stops are so crowded that someone of the group always gets on the particular bus

>>66161689
no we won't
racemixing doesn't happen outside of Helsinki or some other big cities, which is why finns will be still around in ~200 years, while the only swedes that are still left live in northern sweden isolated from others

>>66161013
No they don't. I learned it in a hard way.

The kalevala is not a meme and you should look into pre ice age civilizations and pre history.

Perkele lives

>>66160920
This.

>>66161885
no but this is how it works in modern day sweden

>>66161924
that's how it works here too

>>66161975
Well, our cities are bigger and more crowded, maybe in smaller Russian cities you should wave too.

>>66161154
This. It's done from the perspective of an autist. The autist sees every other Finn as a normalfag.
>>66161797
Ask from Finns on Facebook, not in this autistcentral.

Finland is the physical representation of autism.

>>66162075
You mean you don't have to wave as well?

>>66158730
>the gallician's
We just call it "the shameful one"

>>66161975
>that someone of the group always gets on the particular bus
Not always, but it happens in 9 out of 10 times, maybe even more frequently.

>>66158406
Spain is literally bootleg Italy. A meme of a meme.
If Catalonia independized (unlikely, given the whole Scotland+Brexit thing), it'd be like a bootleg of thay with a dash of France, yet another meme country

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>>66162180
Send more Chile girls pls.

No.

It's real, you can see and feel it on every step in this country and everyone is raised in it.

We treat it very seriously here.

>>66162180
That would be sweeden, actually.

>>66162618
>misspiggy.jpg

>>66162719
I thought Sweden is like Finland, but more normie. In what way are they more autistic?

>>66162769
I've lived in both

he's just an ignorant american

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>>66158570
>accidentally

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>>66162618
I'm going to send you only the best ones.

>>66162719
>le sweden meme XDDDDDD
Go fuck a loaded gun you cheetoman-loving fatass

>>66162719
finland is autism, sweden is asperger

>>66162769
They are very similar. However, Finns are able to interact somewhat normally with some of the other members of their own race, whereas sweedes dont even know how to interact with other sweedes.

>>66162193
No, very rarely. Only time would be if there were two buses coming at once and you wanted to make it clear which one you want to get on.

>>66162816
Go suck your swede boyfriend's dick again, faggot.

>>66162952
>Spain is such a shit country Amerikun can't even come up with a proper reply
Seriously though, fuck you, we were here to laugh at our own cultures or with Finns, but now you just derailed this thread into yet another "OMFFFG SWEDES ARE SO SHITTY AND LIBERAL AMIRITE XDDDDDDD" one

>>66162879
Swedish multiculti fanaticism is a sign of heavy autism. You are not supposed to take it so seriously.

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>>66161689
>This makes me worried they will end up as Sweden 2.0
if only

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>>66162799
yep

>>66163100
You are one salty faggot. You sound like you have aspergers, too.

>>66162816
>>66162827
>>66162879
>>66162903
>>66163134
>>66163238
t. mobile chicken tendie

>>66162061
Because of Finnish immigrants, yes.

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>>66159722
Oui

>>66163285
>How do I keep shitposting about Sweden today?
>I know! I'll just call him a faggot with aspergers!
End yourself

>>66163447
when in rome...

I was laughing at how autistic finns are but then I realized that I sometimes do these things too.

>>66163499
You are telling me Mena immigrants learned it from Finns?

>>66163599
no

>>66159921
why would you be promiscuous around a bus stop
wtf

>>66163663
But it's true.
"By all accounts, the tradition of beating women in the head with sticks to then drag them home that's widespread in groups originating from MENA seem to have been influenced by Finnish immigrants. We are not sure why, but it seems like Finns and MENA groups would live in the same neighborhoods, the latter learning from the former"
DR svante danielson, professor at the university of Stockholm.

I want to kiss on the cheek a finnish autist
>>66161924
same

>>66164023
man, we really just are that alpha then

>>66162754
Says the american

>>66162754
Don't bully /mämmi/ queen.

Finland is what happens when you're Swedish but not forced to interact with a bunch of extroverted danes, germans and poles all day.

Clearly you guys got the better deal

>>66161924
>buses not stoping even if the bus stop is empty and the bus is empty too
Savage

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>>66164928
>empty bus stopping on the empty bus stop
Sounds like a nice horror movie.

>>66158873
What are you supposed to do?

>>66164622
Why are f*nns ugly mongols then if they're Swedish?

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This is all bs
t. Normie Finn

>>66165458
>not just keeping the silence

>>66160920
same and I wait for elevator to stop

>>66165306
MUST OBEY THE SCHEDULE

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>>66165580
>Normie
>Finn

>>66166387
I go to parties and hang out with friends?

>>66160920
Now this is just too much

>>66165540
Swedish genes are weak, defeated by the great khan sperm

>>66166957
What, is that unusual? Taking up time in the hallway is extremely rude.

>>66167169
All of these are understandable in my culture except for that one >>66160920
and >>66159351

>>66160920
kek, I do this but with my family. I usually stay a whole day without eating because I'd meet my parents if I go out of my room

>>66161903
but if they're cute boys, we might

>>66168092
genius method for weight loss

>>66158450
Fuck that, if I want it I'll take it

>>66158873
>implying they would say anything to each other in the first place

>>66166510
What's the normal distance you keep from each other?

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>>66168467
It varies alot yesterday 2 guys hugged alot and gave each other French kisses plus told each other how great it is to be friends with each other and I was force fed
>inb4 homos
No. They all have gf's (expect me)

More alcohol = more social it gets although it's already really close contact normally dunno about strangers

>>66166957
normie countries fuck off

don't you realize you have to say hi to your neighbor if this happens?

Man, this thread makes me feel rotten as hell.

For an entire summer, I would greet a Finnish acquaintance by hugging him. I had no idea that I was basically psychologically terrorizing him for three months.

Although he did start squeezing back around the end of month two...

>>66160686
>hat Norway's king's journal that mentioned about losing many of his men
And almost his own head.
This saga also brings up the scientific fact, that Finns were wizards that could summon storms at will, because a storm hit them while trying to escape with their boats.

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>>66169120

>>66169181
Moi Kalle, ootko vetänyt kovaa riimii ja räppii?

>>66169120
Yes, but that's not as much of a good thing as you think because in the edda tradition, being a wizard = literally being a cum-guzzling faggot

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>>66169181
>scientific fact, that Finns were wizards
And here is one.

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>>66169358
So you're saying cum-guzzling faggots beat your MUH VIKKINGZ?

Ok.

>>66169507
Of course, vikings were manly and honest men that didn't cheat by doing semen drinking sex magick rituals

>>66169181
Literally spitting on the mic

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>>66169616
Hehe. :D

>>66158570
>Salesperson

Is the author going to learn english at some point?

>>66161013
Here bus dirvers are total assholes and would drive thru even if you are clearly waiting for him, you have to almost literally stand infront of him to make him stop.

>friendless
>autistic af
>kv virgin
>STILL less autistic than finns

is their autism the reason their memes are so supreme?

>>66169876
Are you going to Brexit at some point?

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>>66158406
That depends. Is Islam a meme?