/brit/

>>66157571
>png

Re-repost.

Literally walking around town in tears over how shit my life is, lads.

Can't help it anymore.

Things have been so shit for so long and after a week of misery I'm approaching breaking point. Don't want to hold back anymore, don't care what people in the street think. Just want a policeman to walk up to me so I can chat shit and get sectioned but I'm too much of a big girls blouse to initiate myself.

Just so angry and upset at my life. I've put in more effort than can be reasonably expected but it's not good enough.

armed and dangerous lads

America

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JIM
KELLER
CERTIFIED
SHIT
WRECKER

wheres the nostalgic post runt

>>66157576
I won't be but if I was, a soldier is always an easy one.

>>66157609
She's got some quality chebs, aye

>>66157599
know its not much of anything, but i'm sorry to hear you feel that way dude

might have a go at making porn mvs

seems fun

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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Frenchwomen will always belong to British men, and not to weak feminine Frenchmen.

Just want to go back to 2009 so I can whack on my Topman cardigan, Lyle and Scott polo and watch skins for the first time

>>66157657
>mom
FOY

>google.co.uk wants to know your location

get tae fuck

>>66157659
Love it when you post this

>>66157657
foy

Howling

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>>66157685

squealing

>>66157676
>Lyle and Scott gear

literal billionaire fuck off

>>66157599
soppy cunt

what are your halloween plans lads?

what are you dressing up as?

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>>66157702

>>66157599
WAHEYY LOOK AT THIS BILLY NO MATES OVER HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST WAIT TIL DEANO, BARRY, SMITHY, GAZZA, SMITHSTER AND THE REST OF THE LADS HEAR ABOUT THIS

>>66157653
fuck off yank

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>scottish """people"""

>>66157721
A clown

st petersperg

That trucker's tan on her feet. Kek.

She must have been wearing trainers on that one sunny last summer.

stole a fire extinguisher from a chicken shop last night lads

>>66157694
thanks

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>>>/r9k/32099694

>>66157571
What's with the white dots

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england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzRN1krq848&feature=youtu.be

based arab

>>66157781
click on it

>>66157751
what did you do to offend god

>>66157764
serious criminal offence

>>66157741
bit derivative but can't really go wrong i suppose

>>66157599
>>66157606
>>66157612
>>66157685
>>66157702
>>66157711
>>66157751
bad posts

>>66157764
>>66157715
>>66157714
>>66157657
>>66157614
very GOOD posts

>>66157764
Tell us what happened lad

>>66157795
I did

>>66157764
Once got in trouble for setting one off on a boat

>>66157782
Great post

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>He goes to Halloween parties as a ghost

Just woke up

Plans for the day: get an oven pizza and a bag of Doritos on offer

https://youtu.be/9rlNpWYQunY

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>that lad that said WBA/Tott would be a draw

>>66157850
decent

the so called session, or "the sesh"

Have a boner

>>66157835
deary me

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>>66157873

>>66157873
or "saesh" as i've lately come to call it

>>66157850
Get a bottle of Mountain Dew, fire up the so-called Overwatch and smash out a few D.Va plays

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ICE CREAM, LOLLIPOPS, TREACLE TART

ALL FREE TODAY

COME ALONG DEAR FRIENDS

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defo livens up the old antiques roadshow

>>66157918
haha

>>66157910
Nice lsass worm nerd

drowned in the bog whilst looking for a pot o gold

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790
http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790
http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790
http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790
http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790
http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790
http://www.strawpoll.me/11433790

>it's a "my right index thing hurts and I don't know why" episode

confused

Remember when people used to worry and care about ISIS? Good thing all that blew over lmao. Time for X-factor, yaaas.

>>66157950
not even really familiar with the meme 2bh

>>66157850
some protein shakes, some bulk food, and some rising storm for me

not having a sesh for 3 weeks lads

>>66157979
it's a random sharp pains in my chest every 5 minutes episode

need to stop being a degenerate
not going to though

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Hand over the memes Brits.

>>66157983
obama's handled the whole thing pretty well

>>66157935

They sell that in UK? Kek. Wow.

>>66157959
>you will never do lines off Fiona Bruce' milf tummy then shag her rotten

why exist

ALL THE SMALL THINGS

>>66157918
that was kind of what I was going for

>>66157657
>Mom
FOY

>>66157983
time for more and more radicals by the hour, yaaaaaas

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTqVN_y6ZHs

Jahans looks pretty good in this video, a bit hard to watch though as it triggers memories of my friendless school life. Also some proper cuteys in it.

>>66158030
It's not the same stuff you have, because there's something in yours banned by the EU Commission.

Also I went into a Five Guys today, not that great

>>66158041
*points at your willy*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEzwGrR-V4Q

enjoyed this tune

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gf just sent me this

>>66158076
Was on about yours sweetie x

>>66158030
Yeah la', you can also get root beer in some places but its not as common

Pretty nice drink though tbf

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>yaaas

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about to suck on my gf's plump tits
pic related, the gf

6th of 30 in a HORSE tourney lads

top 27 pay

>>66158073
Must be the brominated veg oil.

>gang bang burgers
Agree.

>>66158130
It was bloody expensive, £30 for 3 people.
Could have gone in TGI's for less

>Every relationship needs a “peanut butter,” and that’s you. You aspire to provide stability, sustenance, and consistency to the relationship. You also prefer to be honest, and that might get you in just a bit of trouble sometimes when you overdo it. You like promptness and expressing your affection in quiet, understated ways at times. Your GF is the jelly and provides more of the sweetness and refreshing coolness, and you should EXCITEDLY thank them for that today! When you’re lost in thought, your GF provides the life and fun that you desperately need. You two make a great pair.

interesting

https://www.buzzfeed.com/nathanwpyle/are-you-the-peanut-butter-or-the-jelly-of-your-relationship

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>CTRL+F
>"http"
>1 of 14 matches

oh yeah I'll definitely get around to opening, reading, watching, digesting, and responding to all of these, all while the thread carries on in the background yeah sure thing no I'm serious mate really uh huh yeah

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>the harajuku girls and Gwen will never break you out of prison

https://youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA

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crossrail WHEN

http://www.kwch.com/content/news/Federal-officials-to-announce-arrests-in-major-investigation-397095961.html

good lads desu

>>66158188
Very good post

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Not had a shower since Thursday morning (8am)

>>66158205
PICCADILLY NIGHT TUBE WHEN

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>>Every relationship needs a “peanut butter,” and that’s you. You aspire to provide stability, sustenance, and consistency to the relationship. You also prefer to be honest, and that might get you in just a bit of trouble sometimes when you overdo it. You like promptness and expressing your affection in quiet, understated ways at times. Your GF is the jelly and provides more of the sweetness and refreshing coolness, and you should EXCITEDLY thank them for that today! When you’re lost in thought, your GF provides the life and fun that you desperately need. You two make a great pair.

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if there was a hypertrain that went along the ocean bottom from NYC to london would you take it?

>>66158243
Told my ex I still like her, she doesn't know how to feel.
Starting to move on I guess. Might fire up the so-called Tinder for a laugh

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>tfw you'll never be a postman delivering packages to comfy villages in the British countryside

>>66158243
hello nigger

>>66158272
if it was cheaper and quicker than flying, yes

>>66158272
Seems like it would be cheaper, easier to maintain and much safer if it wasn't on the bottom of the ocean to be quite honest there fa

>>66158272
Sign me the fuck up

>>66158175
that's hardly expensive for a meal for 3 people

>>66158272
Of course because then I would get to leave the US

>>66158272
if it was cheaper than a plane, sure

>>66158272
Depends how long it takes and how the price compared to flying

Can't even imagine not being American lol

>kuh-wai-ee

why is Gwen such a shit weeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHjRQjbHrE

my cherie amour

>>66158315
It was, as it was essentially a slightly nicer maccies

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>>66158205
when you pay to replace these in the north

feeling like spoiling myself lads

might pop off to the shops to buy some vaseline

good thing they've got self checkouts now haha or it could be very embarrassing

>Bournemouth 6 - 1 Hull

>>66158272
depends on the price and how long it takes

>>66158312
Ahh yes let me just put the train tracks on the surface of the water

>>66158315
It's pretty much fast food though

>>66158354
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

ASSISTANCE IS ON ITS WAY

>>66158342
They're starting to get rid of them for some modern electric ones now lad

t. Wigan

>>66158342
blimey
for a moment I forgot that the North's public transport is still powered by diesel

business plan: deep sea hypertrains

>>66158025
Are you thick lmao? Putin's handled it.

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>>66158354
AGE RESTRICTED ITEM

A CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSISTANT WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY

>>66158336
frig off froggy

>>66158315
I can go to a great curry place in manchester that's like £5 for a heaping plate of food.

anything that costs more than £5 for dinner is too much

unironically got drunk and pissed my pants
just got out of the shower and changing in to new clothes now

>>66158073
>mountain dew energy
>mountain dew

yeah nah cunt it tastes like toothpaste

>>66158380
>Wigan
unlucky la
jokes it's nicer than where i live, at least you've got a decent town centre

>>66158429
Wigan isn't that bad, though I'm not from here.
I'll move back down to Dartford when I get a moment

>>66158175
TGIs past the age of 14 is runt-tier.

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hmmm...really stimulates the penis

>>66158419
stevie wonder la
proper tune

>Dame Lowell is alleged to have said Britain had so many paedophiles "because it has so many Asian men", according to the paper.

She's not wrong

Reminder that the BBQ hog dog at wetherspoons is the best meal invented

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>>66158374

>>66158469
You're a runt, it's decent food

Nothing fantastic, but it's good

>>66158342
Those are being replaced and will be gone by 2019

ahh yes chicken breasts and kale for dinner

fantastic

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why yes, lets spend £15bn for commuter runts

LEGGO MY EGGWOLL!!

>>66158494
with what

>>66158481
Spoons food is unironically great
Especially for the price

>>66158504
t. northern runt

I built an underwater railway in Minecraft in like 2012 lmao, can't be that hard.

>>66158481
I can agree with this
Spoons is kind of a meme but it's at least cheap

imagine actually letting yourself get to this state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbgGIy3kKiM

just took a big fucking poo lads

Why is everyone named Dave a cunt?

>>66158427

It's good for a hangover. Working on my 2nd just now. Almost feel 90%

new plan lads, going to buy a massive tub of vaseline and tissues and say I'm having a night in followed by a cheeky wink

y/n?

>>66158424
>tfw had £200 dinners

>>66157659
My gf is French and she says British men are considered sexy in France but didn't elaborate. Is this really why?

How do you get a job as a train driver lads? Seems cushty as fuck. All you do is sit there and press go / stop then you get paid like £40k.

>>66158574
whats a cheeky wink?

>>66158561
Post pooing machines

>t. northern runt
t. paki

>>66158243
Dating a girl who's poly as a stop-gap (as a secondary partner), and looking on OKC and Tinder for a long-term monogamous relationship

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>>66158073
>Also I went into a Five Guys today, not that great

Are you a billionaire?

>8 quid for a fucking fast food burger

>>66158586
*jumps in front of you*

madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FjAJLvwxYo&feature=youtu.be

>>66158514
sprinters or other cascaded trains
and some new stock in the form of class 195s and class 331s

(also on electrified lines are going to be some more class 319s)

>>66158611
*nothing happens*

Good thing I'm a train driver and not a train itself.

>>66158607
The north is full of pakis though

>>66158586
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35585302

>>66158586
apparently it's the sort of the job where you need a VERY good mate or a dad or uncle in the industry to put your CV on the desk of the head of HR before they'll even consider you

>>66158610
it's a pretty good burger tbf

>>66158595
one that involves scrunching up one side of the face (including the cheek) to make it very apparent that you're winking (or having a stroke haha)

>>66158566
Only Dave I know is a neo-nazi desu

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg

>>66158610
I wish
I had a "grilled cheese sandwich" and the cheese was not grilled, nor was it a sandwich.
The best part was the spicy chips

I sometimes think "I'm such as badarse, I need to build my own spaceship and get out of this planet "

can anyone relate to this?

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>>66158514
even older former London Underground trains with "restored" engines from Ford Transits

>>66158030
Mountain Dew is fucking vile desu but they started selling it here a few years ago.

Honestly the past few years have been ridiculous for american food coming over here.

Getting really bad, oreos are fucking EVERYWHERE now even though they are shit and we already have millions of other biscuits, reeses butter cups are here now too, they sound grim.

5 Guys is a meme chain pushed on us my NYC goombas and Wall Street.

We all saw. Paid. Ate. And said "meh". The stock price reflects this.

reeee was supposed to be going to a society social but it's raining now

>>66158652
Ever been to Almost Famous Burgers la?
Holy fucking shit, that's a good burger

>>66158243
excellent

>>66158586
Its really really hard to become a train driver

You often have to work your way up, or have a high up relative get you in

>>66158610
>£8 for a burger
>Doesn't come with chips

Christ alive

dog was unironically the runt of the litter

>>66158586
be a trainguard/ticket inspector
then apply for training to be a driver
and after several years of training and stuff you get to drive trains

though usually you end up doing freight work because it's better to have a newbie move millions of pounds worth of goods than to move people

>>66158698
i have not, is it just a yank thing

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>>66158674
>badarse

>>66158652
>cheeseburger chips and a drink
>8+4+2.50=£14.50

I could go to a proper restaurant and have a good meal for that.

>>66158683
Reese cups are good

Oreos are """chocolate flavoured""" sawdust shavings with sugar in the middle.

>>66158699
do tell

>>66158722
Genetics

Same reason why the wealthy are good looking, tall, intelligent, well mannered and sophisticated

>>66158701
Work your way up from what? You're either a train driver or you're not a train driver.

>>66158731
i had to to avoid a barrage of FOY

I just got accepted to Imperial College lads, so I'll be culturally enriching London very soon. Any tips?

>>66158732
>I could go to a proper restaurant and have a good meal for that

No you could not

>>66158729
No, there's a few locations

(I live in Manchester and cannot talk for the rest of England, but there's 2 in Manchester)

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the gf

>>66158644
>switching off your automatic warning and signalling system
they deserved to die

What is it with Americans and peanut butter

>>66158760
don't come

>>66158743
Oreos aren't even American anymore, so we have that off our backs.

>>66158743
They're chocolate flavoured? They don't really taste of anything.

Why you would eat oreos when you can have a chocolate bourbon or some other good biscuit is beyond me.

Probably because people see them on American TV
>>66158762
Yes you could, do you live in London?

>>66158722
working class lad here, guarantee I'm smarter than you

>>66158749
got another igf and this time I got a good feeling about it

Laughing at all the poor northern runts who voted for brexit lmao

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/life-will-get-difficult-for-the-poor-due-to-inflation-says-mark-carney-a7361196.html

Had one of those huge Reece's cups the other day couldn't finish it in one

I don't know how you yanks do it

>>66158760
Give me Iranian GF pls

>>66158760
b urself

>>66158760
Fuck off

>>66158760
London is already culturally enriched, lad
In fact you'll probably be the whitest one there

>>66158753
started from the bottom now I'm here

>>66158794
>Yes you could, do you live in London?

Of course I do, the provinces don't have decent restaurants

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>tfw she says she wants to try period play.

>>66158732
>$23 CAD for a fast food meal

Fuckin' eh

>>66158794
Supposed to be, at least.

>>66158802
used to melt one onto my waffles every morning for breakfast

>>66158760
just know:
if you enter as a virgin, so you shall leave

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>>66158780
australia: vegemite
england: marmite
USA: pbutter

>>66158802

Practice. Practice. Practice.

>>66158802
What did it taste like? Are they like snickers?

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>canadians WILL club this to death

>>66158610
>no meal deal
>£1.25 for a slice of cheese
Get tae fuck

cat is sticking her tongue out and pawing my leg

very cute

>>66158831
>not fucking her on light flow

lubricates it nicely, i wouldnt my mouth anywhere near an ovulating cunt however

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>we will be top of the league on monday after already having played every top team other than city

wrapped up by easter lads

8 quid is not that much for a burger lads ffs

>>66158830
I was about to say I feel sorry for you living in London, but Londoners are usually deluded twats, especially young ones like you.

would unironically like a refugee gf

can't believe there are aussies that actually think vegemite is better than marmite

ludicrous to be quite honest

>>66158870
It's probably American 'cheese' too

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>>66158859
Gotta club something.

>>66158882
I guess if you live in a big city

>>66158870
>Get tae fuck
>Get to fuck
what the fuck does this mean

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AN AFTERRRR AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU'RE MY cheers mate WONDERWAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>66158878
ezpz this year la

>>66158831
Is he at uni?

>>66158849
WHAT? WHY?!

You reckon all these shite shows on ITV have paid audience members who are paid to cheer and clap at key points in the program?

>>66158802
Because the quality of both the chocolate and PB is dire.

>>66158901
me too, but it depend on where they're from and if they have any baggage like children

>>66158919
aye aye captain!

>>66158859
Pbuh

>>66158917
What do you think?

>>66158928
had a hearty chuckle at this post

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0

I'm happy taking drugs
Don't take them away from me
I'm happy feeling free
Drugs drugs drugs, give em all to me
Give me all your hash
I smoked all your grass
I'm not going insane
But i will without cocaine
I'm happy feeling free
Drug drugs drugs give em all to me

>>66158928
TTC runt

>>66158919
*shoots you between the eyes*

waheyy got one lads

>>66158859
>>66158912
>>66158944


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wascyuBFaak

why are canadians so evil??????????

>>66158949
no idea because it makes no grammatical sense

>>66158882
Just go to Maccies m8

>>66158917
Follaein the European colonisation o the Americaes, thretteen o Great Breetain's thirtteen American colonies spleet frae the mither kintra an formit the Unitit States, the warld's first constitutional an democratic federal republic, efter thair declaration o unthirldom in 1776 an the Weir o Unthirldom (1775–1783). Great Breetain made peace wit the rebols and wit the Treaty o Pairis in 1783. For tae mak a stoot colonol govrenment, the Philadelphia Convention wis foondit in 1787 an raitifeet a constitution in 1788, an the farst Unitit States Senate, Hoose o Representatives, an presses tak office in 1789. George Washington wis the first presses.

Its naitional bird sin 1782 is the Bauld Eagle.

Some great preses o the Unitit States were George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and John F. Kennedy.

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>>66158968
Being evil is fun.

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>>66158968
"A baby seal walks into a club"

>>66158859
Good lads

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Enjoying this image

working from 7 til 12:30 haha

>>66158932
he was 3 years ago

>>66158928
>bloke in the wheelchair in Dartmouth trying to play the accordion
>is shit
>not even doing the left hand bass
>people giving him money anyway

reeeee

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>Being evil is fun.

Would honestly club a baby seal to death for a Greggs steak bake desu

>>66159023
Will not be looking at this

>>66159053
Where'd you get my picture?

>>66159073
Would do the same but for a Gregg's chicken baguette

>>66159085
no

would club a canacuck to death for free

>>66159085
yes

>>66159085
I can honestly say that yes, yes I do

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>when a baby seal walks into brit

>>66159032
haha good one mate

*pokes your eye out*

>>66159081
I've got a really high res one if you'd prefer that lad

women are mere pawns in a mans game

Got called a baby seal clubber in greggs

>>66159133
me just out of shot

>>66159133
wouldn't mind
not sure about the nose ring though
can't say I'm a huge fan of them

>>66159133
no

>dat one guy ~10yrs ago who kept winning on Countdown and was on it every day for about 6 months

Just took 4 pain killers lol

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>>66159085
>>66159133

sauce

>>66159186
gonna be pinging bruv

Got called a nigger in greggs

>>66159133
link to vid

Stole a fire hydrant from the chicken shop last night lads

>>66159186
good lad

might give the ol' knob a polish

Gonna be indulging in a strong alcoholic beverage this evening lads

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me and the gf

>>66159231
foy

Gregg called me a racist

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>>66159110
m8 I've been training with a club my entire life

I'd knock your noggin in 10 times over before you could swing once if we got into a club fight

>>66159255
Okay she doesn't look that great in this one

>>66159255
no

>>66159255
One of the worst gimmicks I've ever had the misfortune of seeing

>>66159278
Mogg?

Got called a nonce in Mothercare lads

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>>66159255
>that crease it the upper lip

>>66159292
my dude's not no forehead lmao

>>66159255
wtf
do you get off off teasing men anonymously online
gib sauce

>people that expect you to listen to them yet never listen to you

Ahh yes

Lmao savage absolutely no chill my dude

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>>66159323
Cause I clubbed the top of his head down

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>>66159317

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how many canadians speak french

STATE of the simpsons lately lads

I think Trump is a wasteman but look at the state of the animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK_Ahtg5CxE

>>66159397
Something like 35%
>Canada
>Anglo

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The gf

>>66159402
> simpsons
> trump
"don't care"

http://imgur.com/a/XOjge

trump is a wasteman

smoke that broccoli ahha

>>66159397
Like 1 in 3 but they all live in Kebek or the Maritimes. Western Canada doesn't bother with Frogspeak.

>>66159397
A higher percentage of people speak English in the Netherlands than In Canada lad

>>66159460
>>66159460
>>66159460
>gone and done a new

>>66159402
it started getting shit post season-11 and has only been getting worse

there might be a memorable episode or gag, but it's getting worse

>>66159402
Simpsons was never good desu