Do human beings really willingly live on Australia?

wow, that's not very tolerant, Australia

#NotAllSpiders #StopFascists

>>66157022
No just australians and abobos

well yess, unfortunately for us it's unbelievably dangerous here! everything is trying to kill us xD

Australia like always being racist, just start receiving refugees and legalize gay marriage, i can't even

>>66157022
now to be completely honest

it's not a nanny state thing it's completely fucking legit. spiders can kill you here so encouraging children to play with them is fucking stupid

>>66157086
why are you being such a fucking retard?

>>66157022
Jesus christ, does Australian racism know no bounds? Australia must be the most racist country to disgrace this earth with their presence

>>66157022
>>66157136
Bears can kill you too but look at all the cartoons with bears

>>66157273
a spider's a bit more subtle than a bear

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>>66157086
>by typing it sarcastically that will make it not true

>>66157273
how many bears are there in your house?

serious question

>>66157273
you associate cartoon bears with teddybears
you associate cartoon spiders with real spiders because there is no such thing as teddyspiders

>>66157322
have seen those before, cousin got stung they don't even hurt so bad

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>>66157356
>implying only spiders hide in toilets

>>66157322
Why is it also in Japanese?

>>66157454
because they like us

>>66157322
are there really that many Japanese tourists in Auslardia to merit a Japanese translation?

>>66157489
yes

>>66157489
I would have expected more CHinese

>>66157454
shortage of effort to shitpost properly

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>>66157086
>xD
>>>/r/eddit is that way

>>66157022
Australians aren't human
all of them have crazy eyes
look it up

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Fancy going surfing? We can play with you

>>66157644
>all of them have crazy eyes
you live in iraq

won't even bother saying anything after that. are you qualified to talk about insanity?

>>66157086
haha well memed my friend just the other day I was riding my kangaroo to school XDDDDD and a spider crawled out of er pouch and bit me roight on the snozza! XD

>>66157022
its obviously in order to protect kids from playing with it irl. yet as usual some /pol/assholes itt unironically and knee jerkingly trying to treat it like some ideological lefty shit.

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>>66157322
Jesus Christ. It's a nettle on steroid. WTF Australia.

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>>66157692
and your eyes terrify me, what does that say about you?

>>66157791
it causes a rash

yes it hurts but whatever

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>>66157022

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>>66157369
Maybe in your "Nether"lands.
But some of us have the Freedom to choose out stuffed animal of choice.

>>66157022
Nah, we're all forced to live here and we're not allowed to leave. Don't migrate here, spread the word.

>>66158220
i would like you to know your picture made me incredibly uncomfortable

>>66158257
It'd make a pretty poor penal colony if you could just leave whenever you wanted.

>>66157369
>you associate cartoon bears with teddybears
that's false

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>>66158368
Jumping spiders are cute and not at all scary.

>>66158395
Exactly, and once you come here you can't leave, and you will be eternally be tortured by spiders, snakes, sharks and abos. The """HDI""" meme is designed to lure unsuspecting migrants and tourists. Don't fall for the trap, tell your family and friends to stay away.

>>66157022
They should encourage more death, not less

>>66158220
damn this is good
>>66158456
this one too

>>66158744
Thanks for the tip, bro.
You know, most people on /int/ say Australians are all horrible, awful, ugly people, but you seem alright.

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>>66158823
>An american calls you alright

>>66157022
It's hell outside of cities, to be more specific Victoria.

>>66157022
The weather is shit but overall Australia is a 10/10 country.

>>66159578
the weather constitutes a lot to the overall rating of a country.

if the country we're talking to has an average temperature of 30°C+ it's nowhere near being a 10/10. It's fucking hell on wheels

>>66157791
wonderful use of comic sans here

>>66159578
>>66159817
Depends hugely on where you live. The temp in the south/tasmania is not very high, except in summer. We don't really get snow but that could be a positive or negative I guess.

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>>66160159
>don't really get snow

That is always a negative

>>66157369
>no such thing as teddyspiders

You're a qt

>>66157369
>no such thing as teddyspiders

Koalas?

>>66158171
What the fuck shaman bullshit is this

>>66160410
Hmm other than
>dog poo mixing with muddy melting snow
>snow storms shutting down society
>shovelling snow etc
idk more shit as well

I have a romantic view of the snow, I've been to the snowy areas of aus a few times and I like it but it does feel like there's a lot of annoying practical shit snow sucks for.

>>66160691
>dog poo mixing with muddy melting snow
I have never experienced this problem
>snow storms shutting down society
My favourite part of winter
>shovelling snow etc
Not very hard, but if you don't like it you can always pay the roving bands of kids that walk around with shovels for just that purpose

Ploughing, buying wood, and sometimes driving are the worst parts of winter

>>66162420
we have new zealand, cunt
nuff fucking said nowoff to bed

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>>66165672
Enjoy New Zealand

>>66160885
That's a big boner

>>66157022
Gotta love ABC.

>>66160643
These kinds of warnings are common. It's the same reason why a lot of public events commence with, "we'd like to acknowledge the traditional owners of this land..."

>>66166563
Oddly enough several North American Indians also have weird beliefs about seeing dead people.

There is a giant venomous spider in my window, I let it there since it kills a lot of bugs.

Everyday around 5 am this spider starts doing its web, its is one of the most beautiful things in this world.

My spider is polite, a bad ass and a hardworker. It is employed by me, keep me safe and entertain me. Why can't australians see the good in other species? Fucking nazis, man