Literally on my facebook this morning posted by my aunt. She's

>by my aunt
She wants to be BLACKED

>>66155833
Best reply that even sjw's could take is this.

>Why do you care what he looked like? Care for what he taught us.

literally nothing in the Bible describes Jesus' appearance, For good reason too. To stop these dumb fights from happening. They mean nothing.

Well first off, Isreal is not in Africa. Second of all Jesus was said to be average Joe and he came from poor family. It is stressed that his background was irrelevant, just by arguing about whether he was black or brown or nordic you fail at most basic concept of bible that says in the eyes of god we are all equal

Yo, Jesus be a brothA?

Can I get some help here, you divine-ass mothafucka? Help a nigga out will ya?

And refill this cup before I tell the romanniggas on yo slow ass

>>66155833
I don't think all black people think this

>>66155833
Palestine confirmed to be in Sub-Saharan Africa, we were wrong all along. It turns out I'm secretly black.

American geography everyone...

>>66156212
His background wasn't irrelevant, he descended from David

>>66156752
It is irrelevant for his mortal life. He is descendant of David throught adoption

>>66155833
i think it's safe to say your aunt loves that bbc

It is really sad that Black Americans were stripped so much of their history and culture that they have to appropriate them from other groups

>>66156999
trips of truth.

African immigrants here almost never do this shit.

>>66156999
They never had much history to begin with, that's the problem

>>66155833
Memes transitioned into real life a long time ago
Just look at all the we wuz kangz posters on Twitter or Alt-right Pepe

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>>66155833
But that's asia.

>>66157094
I disagree, but we tend to overlook it a lot due to a negative stigma of African culture.

>>66157074
Exactly, talk to any actual African Christian and they would see this is bullshit.

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>>66155833
>pasting the Levant over Africa and pretending they're the same place

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It's not a meme, it's true. Jesus was Black and had wooly hair.

>>66157432
All memes aside, not a single important scientific/technological innovation came out of sub-Saharan Africa, nor did any civilizations of long term significance.

>>66155833
>Another great example of the amerifat education system
If he doesnt look like the typical caucasian jesus, he would look like other typical arab people. So show her a picture of binladen and tell her thats jesus. Thats closer to the truth

yeah but he isn't a white man either
he would look like average palestinian

Israel was a mistake, fuck the brits

>>66159448
>>66159555
Why the hell is Finland so adamant on forcing this shit?

>>66156258
My friends don't. Like most people they just assume he looked Middle Eastern.

>>66156632
>American geography everyone...
OPs aunt is not America. Idiots aside the idiots here tend to be all about jeebus and Israel.

>>66156258
youre right I dont. actually some of us find it as funny as you lads.

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what jesus probably looked like 2bh

>>66155833
>the literal Son of God
>what's important is his race
He is part of the Trinity of God, I really don't think it matters.

>>66162194
Probably this desu

I just want some Egyptian personality in USA to call them out on their bullshit, and Egyptians are not white so it wont be racist

>>66162319
Not quite, he would really look like your average Palestinian.

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>>66155833
reply with this

>>66161338
>we wuz native americans n shieet
W-what?

>>66155833
Jesus was a Slav though.

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>>66162704

>>66162860

Only if God is a Norsk.

>>66162704
Bonkles were the best desu.

>>66162726
If you think that's funny look up mormonism, it's partially based on the idea that Natives are the lost 13th tribe of Israel who came to America. No, I'm not joking.

>>66162994
Holy Spirit was Scythian though

>>66163009
>there are over 15 million mormons
>scientologists number in the hundreds of thousands
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>66155833
the nigga questioning that is totally an asshole. though whether or not its done by a nigga all religious cunts are delusional this way.

>>66156212
> Second of all Jesus was said to be average Joe and he came from poor family.
His dad was average Joe. He was a special snowflake.

>>66156632
Although Judea isn't African, it is right next to the Suez canal n pyramids n shiet, which are in Africa.

There are a number of "Ethiopian" and "Hamite" characters in the Bible (sub-saharan Africans).

The only Europeans who ever really feature in the Bible are Romans and a few Greeks (Greco-Romans).

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>all these people who unironically think Jesus was real

WE WUZ KANGS N SHEEEEIT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1goEgASVw

>>66161557
> "With Finns, you lose." ~ Jorgensen von Göthenborg
> "Around Finns, never relax." ~ Alexei Ivanov Invanovich

>>66162386
> Egyptian personality in USA
Egyptian-Americans are either a guy who sells halal food out of a cart, or part of the Egyptology department at Cornell.

>>66156999
Their history never compared to that of Europe, Asia, Middle East or the Americas. Their empires were mediocre at most.
On top of that, most Afroamericans dont know from which part of Africa they come from, and blacks are actually a diverse ethnic group. So they just look at Egypt and claim it.

>>66165457
this

>>66165457
The fact that Jesus existed is accepted by almost everyone. The accuracy of his story is what causes debate.

>>66165457
He was as real as Mohammad was

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>>66165457
Hello my euphoric friend, you seem to have dropped something

>>66156085
How to an hero?

>>66166211
Wasn't he a general?

>>66165457
Ohhh, was not aware his existence was drisproven

>>66165847
What about Rami Malek? He's a Copt, so they can't even claim he's the descendant of Muslim invaders.

>>66165457
5/5 when self proclaimed intellect arrives and manages to prove himself as a total fucking dumbass.

>>66168779
The thing is, you dont fight bullshit with more bullshit.

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>>66168779
Cultures percieved Jesus the same way they saw themselves because the grand majority of them never saw what a judean looked like. If people think Jesus looks like an anglo-saxon because that's the most popular depiction of him, then it's their own fault for being ignorant. Here's the oldest surviving icon of Jesus.

But your people are literally saying that jews were blacks and that Israel is part of africa and, in this case, that Jesus had an afro.

>>66168779
>Eurocentric lies
The Roman Empire is a lie?

>>66156089

Cracka Pls.

>Who was Jesus

Das rite. The Son of God. If only there was a description of God in the Bible, huh???

>His Hair was like the Wool on a Sheep Skin…(Rev 1:14)

O wait, what's that!!! Is your hair wooly like a sheep??? Das rite, no it ain't, because you a edomite cracka and you WILL be our slaves.

>>66157432

They came from the fucking Congo. There's no history there

>>66169024
The thing is, no one calls out Eurocentric bullshit. Because white people "wuz kangz" and everything the white man says is automatically assumed to be historically accurate.

>>66169038
>Cultures percieved Jesus the same way they saw themselves
So what's the problem with black people portraying him as black to themselves?

>But your people are literally saying that jews were blacks and that Israel is part of africa and, in this case, that Jesus had an afro
Where? A few Afrocentrics represent the entire black race? This isn't a widespread, commonly held belief even among black people and definitely isn't something pushed onto other people by most black people. If you ask anyone from around the world to draw Jesus, they'd most likely draw him as the pale, blonde haired man in the OP. This is far more damaging to actual history and none of you of course have a problem with it.

>>66167543
Disprove the existence of Popeye.

>>66169454

Because they aren't portraying it just to themselves

>>66169520

You do realize that jesus deniers are just Atheist young earthers

>>66161338
This triggers me

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>>66169531
>Because they aren't portraying it just to themselves
And white people only portray Jesus as white to themselves? Please be trolling. Type Jesus into google and look at which image comes up.

When European colonists were converting others peoples they made sure they were worshiping a white man.

>>66169520
ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT??? FUCK SHIT DICK YOU ARE SO GODDAMN DUMB YOU SHOULD BE HANGED!!!!!! "NAAHHH ROMAN RECORDS MEAN NOTHING BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO BELIEVE IN SHIT" FUCKING SHIT HELL CUM PERKELE LERKNEWFOJnboUJ.

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>>66169454
>A few Afrocentrics represent the entire black race?
They do the same way you implied americans represent "white people".

>If you ask anyone from around the world to draw Jesus, they'd most likely draw him as the pale, blonde haired man in the OP. This is far more damaging to actual history and none of you of course have a problem with it.
Except in countries that aren't america. Here is how the orthodox portray him, usually with a lot darker hair. Every christian country has depicted them the way they knew how to depict people in art, up to including drawing him in contemporary armor that didn't even exist when he was alive. You bitch about "eurocentric bullshit" and then immediatly turn around and scream out in pain when I pointed out that your people not only do the same shit, but they're adamant that they wuz the jews (and also kangz from egypt) and that Jesus was a sub-saharan african. Also, more importantly you bitch about eurocentrism but are blind to your own ignorance and the world outside America. A french icon of Christ or Marie is different from, say, a romanian one.

>>66155833
>caring about the skin color of your imaginary friend

>>66169718

I'm sure that's why blacks in America have black jesus or why their are indian jesus pictures.

>>66169520
Here:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye
Lots of proof it is a work of fiction.

Fuck off thats not an argument, next thing you tell me is that socrates didnt exist.

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>>66169781
Ethiopian Jesus is, unsurprisingly, very ethiopian.

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>>66168779
>>66169038
>It is believed that the earliest description of the Jesus belong to the proconsul Publius Lentulus, predecessor of Pontius Pilate. In his letter to the Roman senate Lentulus tells about Jesus Christ:

>"This man is tall, and has an important appearance, full of dignity, so that inspires gazes at him in the same time, fear and love. The HAIR ON HIS HEAD SMOTH, dusky color (brown), fall from the shoulder and locks parted in the midst, according to the custom of the Nazarenes. His forehead open and smooth, his face no spots and wrinkles, slightly reddish face collor. Beard red and thick, not long, but forked. EYES ARE BLUE and unusually brilliant. Stan its high, straight and long arms, the shoulders are beautiful. His speech was deliberate, loyal and discreet. This is the most beautiful of those born on earth. "

>>66169863

It's actually thought that he wasn't real and was just made up by Plato by a lot of people

>>66170024
What about Plato? Was he real? Was he made up? Is there more proof that he existed and Jesus didnt?

>>66157165
I need more rare jesus pics

>>66169239
lmao dumb honkeys aint got no answer to this kmt

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>>66170231
here, have this one

>>66170192

No the theory is that Plato was real and made up Socrates for his teachings

>>66165457
>le atheist

He was a real man who probably pissed a bunch of dudes off for not being classically jewish and leading a cult, in turn the stories of his death are greatly exaggerated

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>>66169781
>you bitch about eurocentrism but are blind to your own ignorance and the world outside America. A french icon of Christ or Marie is different from, say, a romanian one
This doesn't detract from my point at all. Europeans appropriated a culture and religion from the Middle East and regularly portray the leading figure as a European white man when Palestinians look nothing like that. No one criticizes this aspect of their culture or how widespread it has become. But when a few black people draw him as a black man based on actual text, all blacks "wuz kangz".

>they're adamant that they wuz the jews (and also kangz from egypt) and that Jesus was a sub-saharan african
Not a commonly held belief at all. A few very Afrocentric black people believe this while almost the entirety of white people believe Jesus and real Jews looked something like them.

Not only that but it's completely normal for European white people to portray themselves and appropriate from other cultures. Somehow it has become acceptable for white people to regularly portray themselves as rulers and leaders from other cultures within the Middle East and North Africa, who are not white and have nothing to do with Europeans.

It would be one thing for a Macedonian or Southeastern European woman to portray herself as Cleopatra. However it's another if an Egyptian ruler is portrayed as an Anglo Saxon woman. This is reaching and Northwestern Europeans desperately try to attach themselves to other cultures.

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>>66170231

Not exactly jesus but here is a christian headstone found in china

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>>66170303
>this drivel
Try again
>>66170378
Yess, that's the stuff

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>>66169038
That icon already is a "modern" depiction of Jesus in that it bears the element of its standardized depiction (long hair, bearded) it's no coincidence Jesus is always easily identifiable in most art.

Having said that the real Jesus, and I write this as an atheist who does understand his historicity was never questioned by Jews or Romans, was a Levantine Jew. His having lived prior to Muslim/Arabic conquest means he was probably what we would today call a Mediterranean type.

Pictured is a Roman emperor from Syria, he represents what a good looking semitic man from the area would have looked like. Jesus woulkd have likely had a more rugged appearance but given he was certainly charismatic I'd question he wasn't to some degree good looking.

>>66155833
WE

>>66165046
his dad was god dipshit

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>>66170479
>>66170449

The scripts on these are Mongolian

And in this picture it talks about how Christian monks from Syria were allowed to teach in China in the 600's a.d

>>66170374
>But when a few black people draw him as a black man based on actual text, all blacks "wuz kangz"
I think you are missing what the 'we wuz kangz' meme is. It's not about drawing him as black, it's about making up some history about the Middle East being black back then.

>>66170445
>katakana
How old is that?

>>66170487
->
>>66170009

Not trying to start anything here, I'm just legitimately curious: is there any actual proof that Jesus really existed?

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>>66162937

>>66170559
> it's about making up some history about the Middle East being black back then
White people literally always say the Middle East is white and Caucasian, purely for historical gain. However as soon as these people immigrate to Europe, it becomes "kill all the shitskin, uncivilized subhumans".

>americuck posting BLACKED memes about jesus
Can any one human be any more American? Your aunt sounds like a true patriot

>>66155833
ITT: people arguing about a carachter of a fantasy tale

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>>66170330
Ok, nice theory but what about Plato? How do You know he was real and not made up? How are you certain people that died centuries ago really existed? Because that seems to be your logic behind the statement "Jesus was made up".

>>66170374
>Palestinians look nothing like that
It isn't rare for Palestinians to look European.

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>>66168779
>>66169454
>Afrocentrists.

>>66170682
Uhm, that is how americans classify people. Here in Europe Caucasus is an area filled with crazy muslims.

>>66170630
Interesting, nothing in that description would contradict with what I wrote, tall in particular seems to be a common atribute and his having blue eyes is certainly plausible, do you have a link/source for this?

In all fairness the icon you posted does look a bit too nordic.

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>>66170584
I just found it on google.

Probably pretty recent, no problem though since I just wanted rare jesus, not historical

Have a madonna of the squatters

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>>66170374
Your point is shit and wrong and you're bitching about "muh europeans" as if we're a homogenous, monolythic group and that is responsible for everything you dislike.

>Europeans appropriated a culture and religion from the Middle East
Everyone appropriated cultures from everyone. It's a natural progression of societies. The native mainland greeks "appropriated" mycene culture, native anatolians "appropriated" persian culture (and later greek), the original european natives "appropriated" the indo-european pantheon that comes from ukraine and the indus river. Besides, christianity isn't a culture that was "appropriated", it's a religion that was spread by preachers coming FROM the middle east and that appealed to people because it offered a better deal than their native religions did.
Also

>No one criticizes this aspect of their culture or how widespread it has become
You're either selectively ignoring all the people who do criticize it or make fun of it or you're retarded. And even then, it doesn't matter how he's portrayed. People have been wrong about what he looked like from his first portrayal. It matters that you listen to what he has to say.

>A few very Afrocentric black people believe this while almost the entirety of white people believe Jesus and real Jews looked something like them.
It's amazing how you bitch and moan about my comment and then you proceed to make a generalization. No, "white people" is not one homogenous group and "white people" don't think Jesus looks like an anglo-saxon. Like I said before, the depiction in each country's culture was made after how the people there looked since they didn't know how a levantine looked like. And again, it doesn't matter how he's portrayed, it matters that you you listen and practice what he said.

And ultimately, the reason he's portrayed as white by christians is because muslims fucking conquered christian lands in africa and the middle east and converted the population.

>>66170789
>Here in Europe Caucasus is an area filled with crazy muslims
Exactly. That's the actual definition of the term however white people here somehow believe in this "Caucasian" race that somehow includes all of North Africa, Middle East, Europe and even fucking East Africa.

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>>66170903
Probably because they have caucasoid fucking cranial features? But no, science is racist because it was made by white people who want to appropriate people's cultures and races, as opposed to niggers, who apparently have a very small and insignificant amount of people who say that egyptians and israelites and judeans were black.

By the way, here's a picture of a restored persian statue.

>>66170743

I don't personally subscribe to that theory. I'm just stating what people believe

>>66170751
Not entirely. It really depends on where they are from and what religion they are. Because they are people over there with names like William and George that look like they came from essex

>>66171026

*there

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>>66171016
And here's a little something drawn by moors depicting themselves. But no, apparently fucking "white people" are one ethnicity and group and they all look like americans and they all "appropriate" others cultures.

>>66170682
You do realize there was more lighter skin people from the middle east years ago than today right?

You think Rome was just going on vacation in the middle east?

>>66170724
Called the pope.
You're in trouble now.

but people from ME aren't negroid, why are there two negroid pictures comparing to jesus?

>>66169777
You are the one who has to prove that he existed, that's his point. Also chill out faggot.

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>>66170838
wikipedia

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>>66171016
>By the way, here's a picture of a restored persian statue
And here's a bust of an Egyptian ruler. Your point?

>Probably because they have caucasoid fucking cranial features
An irrelevant racial classification from centuries ago from some Caucasus-boo that no worthwhile anthropologist finds credible today.

>>66171083
>>66171016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=C9SiRNibD14

Science IS evil and science is white. That's why science must fall you evil racist.

>>66171174
>WE WUZ EGYPTIANS N SHIT
This meme truly was on the dot.

>>66171174

You realize that they still use those racial classifications to identify bodies of murder victims

>>66170743
You shouldn't take for granted a Bible's statement because ALL its points about the source of nature has been proven wrong or can't be phisically proven wrong.

>>66171245
And according to that guy, whites wuz PERSIANZ N SHIETTT

But that's totally fine right?

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>>66171174
Is that why it's still used in scientifical nomenclature and why cranial science is still used to cathegorize ethnicties throughout the entire world?

>And here's a bust of an Egyptian ruler. Your point?
My point is that 1. There's no "white people" the way you think and 2. Fair skinned and fair haired people existed outside of europe long before any migration or conquests.

But I now know I'm wasting my fucking time because you've just resorted to wewuzism after crying that wewuzers are just a minority. You're just a dime a dozen dumb nigger bitching about whites because your only cultural and and societal knowledge is either limited to america or is seen through the filter of america.

>>66171328
It's actually the Persians who claim that.

>>66170903
Well, that's because they are trying to classify people into races, but in reality there aren't a neat set of boxes to put people in. If you take the right way from the top of Europe down throughout Africa you will find a nice clean spectrum of people. That's why people in Europe rarely talk about race the way americans do.

>>66155833

Who the fake cares what race an imaginary wizard was? Christianity meme has gone too far

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>>66170682
>White people literally always say the Middle East is white

There are white areas and there are white middle easterners (Syria) but most of them are shitskins

>>66162937
>>66162704
is that the finnish jesus on bottom left

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>people forget that Rome had a presence in the middle east for a good while.
You don't instantly turn white the momnent you walk into europe.

There's White-Europe
Light brown or lighter-Middle east closer to europe
Shitskin arab the further you go out.

>>66171470
>imaginary person who has existed

This retardation meme has gone on long enough.

>>66171792

I agree over 2000 years of this bullshit meme

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>>66171864
>White people
Smdh why are you fucks so freaky?

>>66171154
And could you next time fucking link or at least refer to the specific article?

Roll your eyes some more, it's really helpful, there were no mentions on the man's bio proper, nor on the articles on his depiction or historicity. Why the fuck do I have to waste 3-4 mins of my fucking time doing internet searches just to find out your source is fucking apocrypha dumb fuck "i'll beleve anything that fits my world view" orthodox.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_Lentulus

>>66171327
Thats like saying we shouldnt trust in all the things Newton said because some of his theories have been disproven. Besides most of those things about the source of nature come from the old testament. The bible is not one book, is a compilation of many, some separated by centuries. Not defending the "earth was made in 7 days" thing anyways, its about the existence of this man named Jesus.

>>66172245

not wrong

I learned about atheism from reddit