/brit/

*sharts*

>>66149202
turkeys flag is a bit shit

simpsonswave

When is Pink Floyd coming back?

whats the dirtiest thing you've ever done with a lad

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Take a swig of the Whiskey to calm us
Them yellow men wearin' black pajamas, they wanna harm us
They all up on us, bang, bang, bullet hit my chest, feel no pain
To my left, the captain caught a bullet right in his brain
Body parts flyin', loss of limbs, explosions
Bad intentions, I see my best friend's intestines
Pray to the one above, it's raining, I'm covered in mud
I think I'm dyin', I feel dizzy, I'm losin' blood

Lot of Asians at this laser place

>>66149217
turkey is a bit shit

I... I am the runt

iran is a strange country

>>66149244
play rugby in the rain

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>>66149266

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Really makes you think

>>66149266
*stomps on your tail*
Hehe that's right, squeal little runt

>>66149244
Jizz in his arse then rimmed him then made out

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Just put on the ol' housecoat

>>66149289
>irish that high

It's actually depressing how many Glaswegians wish they were Irish

face is looking a bit yellow
I don't feel well

>>66149289
highly doubt the average person searches shite like 'smoking' and 'turkish'

>>66149264
When you say Asian do you mean Indian?

>>66149316
>housecoat

Dressing gown

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economic plan: competitive living

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so-called warzone

if you've noticed the quality of /brit/ dropping recently, it's because I've stopped coming here as much

you don't know me but you'll know my gimmicks, my posting style, the way I influence and guide these threads

>>66149353
remember to ignore it

>>66149360
this

>>66149331
Screeching at this

Funniest thing is that most scots would whinge and whine about me because I was born in England and speak with a southern accent but I'm half Irish

>>66149372
Because war happens literally everywhere in a country, amirite?

Just sewed a big hole in my jumper's elbow closed with a needle and thread. Very satisfying.

I'm not a liberal myself by any means but it's important to maintain intellectual honesty by taking in media that does not fit with your worldview

I read The Atlantic as well as American Renaissance

I have a copy of Das Kapital sitting next to A Treatise on the Wealth of Nations on my bookshelf and both are well worn due to being read multiple times

If you intend to stay poorly educated and poorly informed and unable to truly understand social mores than by all means stick to Breitbart and /pol/

>>66149360
it's a bath robe ya gay cunt

>>66149316
got one like that but blue and with my initials embroidered on it

>>66149378
Prove it, make this thread the greatest /brit/ thread ever.

>>66149403
You don't wear it in the bath, do you

>>66149372
well, the actual war zones have no plane over them

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>mfw i would HEEM every Welshman in this thread

Dressing GOWN DRESSING GOWN

>>66149400
alri mum

am I still coming to yours tomorrow for a roast?

>>66149244
succ

>>66149331
I've never even searched for irish porn
why would anyone want to watch that

>>66149401
Hmm yes indeed

is ed here?

>>66149449
Me next please

>>66149450
i have

proper slaggy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYudr9FAGOA

choon.

I just showed the girl at the laser clinic my self harm scars

>>66149466
yeah whats up?

>>66149488
How did she react?

fun fact: syria snows more than britain in the winter

Imagine being born up North lads.

Dismal.

so today... romans land at dabiq...

this shall be interesting

>>66149353
Brown

/brit/ more like /shit/ lol :)

>>66149450
Theres something perversely erotic about a ginger cumming into a potato that he puts in a pillowcase and beats his wife with

>this BBC gimmick where the presenters stand round a giant touch screen telly and go through a series of meticulously planned topics by touching the telly

hate this

>>66149523
Okay, lets try a different question, can she poo in the loo?

>>66149520
honestly wanted the yanks to take dabiq

not even the roman empire wanted scotland and that's really saying something

>Can't buy booze
>Everything entertainment wise is closed
>Everyone's wearing black
>Every TV channel is the same (stuff about the king), for a month.
:/

Just started watching The Scheme. I've enjoyed Benefits Street.

What am I in for?

(could use some non-white poverty porn tbqh)

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The great debate

>>66149503
She stayed professional, stroked them and said they were nice and smooth

>>66149564
would send a bad message really

Finally blew my load
Will stop harassing this irish lass now

business idea: hiking in Iran

>>66149572
Fuck off nonce

>>66149558
I have a telly like that in the lecture room I usually teach in and it's awful.

Laser girl said she was going to check my medication
.... she's been gone for 10 minutes

>>66149584
Bought some waitrose fish fingers today :3

>>66149572
Presumably you can still cop xanax since it's a medication and available OTC. Just get some bars and get fucked up lad. You could even rip this piss and say you've been suffering extreme anxiety attacks since the king's death lmao.

business idea: leave the house

>>66149633
Pollock I hope
Support are cod

>>66149642
y'all still full?

>>66149584
Waitrose is better because it's not attached to a lower-middle tier clothes shop that no sensible people go to (though the underwear they sell is decent)

>>66149642
You absolute mentalist

>>66149572
wtf..... the king died....... WTF

Getting myself a proper Saville Row suit for birthday lads.

that post about the great barrier reef dying made me really, really sad

>>66149633
No one asked you disgusting nonce

>>66149626
you're getting sectioned

feel like I was destined for great things but fate hasn't revealed to me what they are yet

until the time comes, I will continue working at asda

>>66149655
yes, especially if you use the word y'all

>>66149637
Probably..
>>66149654
"Line caught cod fillet"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4eARl9omVs

ghostface actually did it the absolute madman

for the record i like scotland i just don't like how like 90% of them voted remain and now they're trying to secede again

>>66149633
>waitrose in thailand

The sun truly never sets

>>66149713
Bit shit desu

>>66149558
so gay, they do it on motd too

>>66149728
It's not actually waitrose, it's another supermarket that stocks loads of their homebrand stuff.

>>66149715
Look mate, nobody is clicking on your links

going to the halloween party as global warming but I haven't worked out what form it will take yet

>>66149715
>rich chigga

Oh dear oh dear

>>66149656
their suits are decent tbf

>>66149757
I've heard that single men going on tour to Thailand get grilled at the airports as well. Is this true? Like they get asked in detail what the purpose of their visit is (because everyone knows it's sex tourism).

>>66149656
M&S shirts are pretty dece

>>66149764
Al Gore

>>66149757
would unironically wear that shirt

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Give me Cate Blanchett

pleassse

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3839010/Waitrose-curbs-free-takeaway-coffee-offer-receiving-complaints-customers-deal-attracts-wrong-sort-people.html

howling

Waitrose is just m&s for younger people

>>66149803
Since the new govt came to power yes

They're trying desperately to change their reputation from that of the world's brothel to literally anything else

Split my ego in half it was scary

>>66149823
>Somerfield

>>66149823
really scratches the greymatter

>tfw no prestigious Pakistani gf

>>66149835
what happened lad?

>>66149803
free hug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zirDo8SSOs

>>66149823
>Somerfield
Bit out of date this

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What links Reviewbrah and Tim? How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>66149828
m&s is for chavs

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Me and the lads aha

>>66149823
>ITT: people have never have a single thought to animal welfare raging about the cruelty of halal meat

>>66149826
I worked at a Waitrose when they brought this in
You'd get fat single mums come in for free coffee in pajamas once they'd dropped the kids off at primary school

Utter rabble

>>66149372

my flights to and from dubai usually go along the iran iraq border

also on a flight from tokyo to dubai we went right above the afghanistan pakistan border

>>66149835
*splits you in half*

>>66149854
tragic life

>not shopping at farmfoods

Well done runts you just paid twice the price I did for the same branded product

Rip the king of Thai nonces

may you shag the greatest ladyboys in heaven

>>66149823
New Zealand? More like New Islamland haha

>>66149885
>this entire post

wish I was rich and interesting

>>66149885
>to and from dubai
runtiest post i've seen this fortnight

>>66149757

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaQXj5wVXA

>>66149863
/brit/

now fuck off you utter newbell

>>66149879
Only you mentioned that

>>66149931
There is no proof that he browses /brit/ though

>>66149874
for the leaders of the world their clubhouse could do with a lick of paint

>>66149885
>also on a flight from tokyo to dubai we went right above the afghanistan pakistan border

Bet that was some amazing scenery

On a flight from here to Japan we flew over the Aleutians (Alaskan archipelago) and that was some of the most beautiful scenery I have every taken in

Snow covered mountains seemingly arising straight out of the ocean

>>66149919

Cheapest connection to SEA
Only stopped in Dubai itself once and it was of course, absolutely shite

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My mate and I prepping for Halloween

>>66149826
Southend mentioned

>>66149950
He posted on a /brit/ made video pretty quickly after it was linked here.
>>66149963
>absolutely shite
It really is, Dubai is like one of the shittiest international airports I've ever seen.

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See if you were rich right but you wanted to have exclusive, rich-people only experiences that WEREN'T basic new-money shit like spending £30,000 on a club night, drinking fancy champagne, buying sports cars and teabagging random instagram whores, what could you do?

Like how would a rich person enjoy their money without being a Dan Bilzerian or typical football wanker?

>>66149959
Where is this?

>>66149929
Lmao

That asianmasculinity bullshit is so cringeworthy

>>66149931
You're the new cunt

/brit/ found tim FROM reviewbrah not the other way round

>>66149958

Didn't see afghanistan, too dark, and there was a jew in the window seat

Have flown over the alps many times and that's always awesome.

>>66149977
>Fluffy bog seat cover

Placed thoroughly in the wheely bin

>>66149826
Howling

Will occasionally get one if I'm buying a few things but the coffee is terrible anyway, cannot fathom walking into Waitrose just for a free, mediocre drink

>>66150003
design your own experience that caters for it

>>66149823
What have Asda got to hide?

>>66149929
please someone explain to me why every youtube video has jump cuts every 3 seconds now

>>66149996

the airport is quite nice. the city is a disaster. when your biggest attraction is a shopping mall you're in trouble.

>>66150006
Assassination attempt on a guy in hospital.

If I remember right the guy he was trying to kill survived but his assassin died.

>>66150003
You buy a big fuck off Ranch somewhere and get to know all the workers well
They work hard for you and respect you

>>66150003
>basic new-money shit like spending £30,000 on a club night, drinking fancy champagne, buying sports cars and teabagging random instagram whores

Is your mind this limited lad

Have you never left Colchester in your life

>>66150003
Pretty sure a lot of rich people do still do the Dan Bilzerian type things they just don't do it so publicly tbf, there's always stories about some billionaire organizing some drug-fueled sex party with some mates and a couple of prostitutes

>>66150063
Utter spastic

>>66150016
yeah that's why /brit/ is the thing that links the two you fucking dense bellsniff

did you not pass your 11+ verbal reasoning? absolute dickhead

>>66150003
Join exclusive country clubs and go to Michelin starred restaurants

>>66150050
They under contract from the same producer, these people don't make their own videos. The style is focus grouped and designed to maximise youtube partner profit from views and shares.

"Silly nternet videos" are a business anon

I could have a wank if I really wanted to

>>66150022
i remember flying over the alps and you feel you could almost reach out the window and touch them

>history
>HIS STORY
when will this sexist bullshit end?

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>>66150003
Buy a manor in the countryside and walk the fields with your many dogs every morning

>>66150093
im not rich and go to Michelin starred restaurants. Granted, not very often but still.

>>66150091
>bellsniff

enjoyed this

>>66150003
you fly to dubai, pick out a prostitute and pay her family to blend her up then you drink it and fly back to your mansion on your private jet, excited about monday when you can laugh about it with the lads at the local exclusive gentleman's club

balls have got that ball smell going on

how close are we to having absolutely zero oil . not peak oil . i mean no oil at all.

>>66150022
I've flown over the Alps myself as well as the Himalayas which was really quite something

>>66150109

Michael Jackson HIStory - first album I ever owned

Just been watching the trailer for Hachi: a dog's tale

Feel like crying

bellend stinks of skips

>>66150003
Horde art, buy influence with politicians, pay for your children to go to elite schools

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>boss phoning me to do overtime
>ignore phone call

lmao

You'd think he'd get the message by now

>>66150157
Watched the actual film in the cinema when it came out and I cried at the end

very sad

>>66150122
That's the difference

Rich people eat at such places daily

>>66149572
How is your gf holding up?

>>66150144
the peak oil gimmick was a fun one.

>>66150144
Ages away
Environment will be utterly arse blasted before we get there anyway

>>66150157
Reckon I would also do a cry at this no matter how shit it is.

me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnhiPBHwas

I dated a girl a while back and she would talk really dirty when we shagged, said things like "come on daddy, have you got a cum treat for me to eat" and she liked to watch me take a piss after we'd finished shagging, pretty kinky stuff. And one time she started masturbating in the living room while my mum was in the kitchen.

>>66150183
on a saturday?

turborunt

>unironically drinking diet coke

Kill yourself if you do this

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>>66150003

inject fetuses and other experimental medical shit to keep them living unnaturally long lives

also is dan blizerian just an obvious case of short man syndrome? he sued someone because they published that he's 5'7"

What's the most polite way to tell your girlfriends mother that she's a cunt and to go fuck herself? Struggling to phrase it right

oh my >>66150140
and my >>66150167
>>66150098
and im wondering >>66150047

Never trust the yanks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

>>66150194
she's alri, was genuinely gutted when she first found out, seems pretty much back to normal today.

>>66150122
they stopped giving stars exclusively to fine dining establishments and give them to gastropubs even now

Anyone here know whether Ian Rankin's Rebus novels are any good? Or which one's are considered the best?
Need a nice, new, not too pretentious book to read desu

>>66150148

Nice what route was that?

>>66150237
pol abnormies OUT

>>66150249
kids have a short attention span after all

>>66150239
Ignore her, she'll soon get the message

>>66150249
Should I still go to Thailand next year y/n

I'll just go year after if not

>>66150277
o u XD

>>66150277
Had a hearty chuckle at this post

>>66150237
How much is 4chan even worth?

>>66149996
Other boards know about Tim. /mu/ included

>>66150313
about tree fiddy

>>66150313
Tree Fiddy

>>66150313
Nothing...

*walks off a little way then turns back to you*

...everything

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>>66150234
>also is dan blizerian just an obvious case of short man syndrome?

Pretty much
He failed out of BUDS (navy SEAL selection) so he's tried to cultivate this image of being a hardman although he's anything but

Still jelly of his life desu he shags pic related on the regular

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>>66150234

I forgot to add:

Use your immense wealth and political leverage to construct a ridiculously huge infrastructure project explicitly for the purpose of destroying it in a fiery biblical/ritual sacrificial cataclysm at a convenient later date

>>66150337
>>66150341
Hello

>>66150313
Probably a few million. Milo is a wealthy man.

>>66150239
Recall having to sit with my girlfriend (now ex) and her mother whilst she told me how ugly and dark my girlfriend was a baby, and how none of the family ever wanted to hold her. All I could really muster was an unimpressed laugh and defended my girlfriend by saying I don't see it, or saying that it was horrible haha.

Not really surprised my ex was so messed up

>>66150302
You're fine after 100 days.
>>66150323
??..
>video was made by /brit/ poster
>posted on /brit/
>reviewbrah comments on video almost immediately

>>66150249
Seems a bit weird people that sad desu

>>66150349
>he failed out of navy seal selection

The way I heard it he made it to the end then had to leave due to medical reasons. He was honorably discharged.

Hello comrades

How are you this fine day

>>66150361
hello!

>>66150266
Bangkok to Helsinki took us over the Himalayas

Finnair is one of the absolute worst airlines I've ever flown though the food was rancid
The dinner was some sort of gelatinous fish paste

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opinions?

What will I say to my grandchildren when they ask me what it was like to live through the birth of social media?

How will I tell them that I didn't even have a facebook account?

>>66150359
Imagine taking images like that serious
crazy haha

>>66150386
Probably goes without saying but he was beloved.

I once heard a Thai bloke say he'd die for his king without hesitation but wouldn't for his own father.

>>66150368
Were they self-loathing Indians?

>>66150409
dont think you need to worry about having grandchildren

>>66150409
>wanting to have children

cruel

>>66150392
The only way to get a dishonorable discharge is to violate the UCMJ (uniform code of military justice) or civilian law (this doesn't always result in a discharge that's only for serious offenses)

>>66150396
Really? I had quite a nice experience on Finnair going from Helsinki to Singapore. I though the food was alright too, but it was just a chicken-curry type thing. I guess you cant really go wrong there.

Not including the UK, what's the comfiest European country? I want to go somewhere that is really nice at night, maybe a bit cold or snowy and isn't too loud.

I was thinking Sweden but I might have been too influenced by the memes to bother

fuck off pan head

>>66150454
Poland

>>66150003
They go to posh golf clubs, buy box tickets for arena shows, buy vip backstage passes for huge events, organise 'charity' fundraisers (ie reduce their tax liability) with other rich people and wank each other off for their donations. Lots and lots of holidays, like every other weekend they'll go to somewhere like marbella, every month go on a big holiday somewhere more exotic. and to be fair a hell of a lot of work as well, unless the wealth is inherited.

They also rent pop stars for birthday parties

t. Jew

Heading back from the laser clinic
Didn't get the patch test

They couldn't find my meds on their list to check if they were photosensitive...bit weird since they're common among trans people

Anyway, they said they'd be in contact soon

>>66150430
Isnt the next king some weird arse cunt?

looking forward to all the cuck tears when are liz pops it lads

imagine caring about an old bat that just steals money off you

>>66150452
I'd gotten spoiled by flying Singapore Airlines business class all the time during my jet setting days and I took that flight coach which I'm sure had something to do with it

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Has anyone had this yet?
What's it like?

Can't find it anywhere desu

>>66150454

Switzerland easily

>>66150430
I know but it still seems a bit weird desu

>>66150498
it's shit

>The earth's population has a net increase of 83 million every year
>80% of which are either black or muslim

Ahh yes.
Very impressive.

>>66150491
literal billionaire

finnair is supposed to be one of the best

>>66150454
Finland, Iceland

>>66150509
ah yes, only white people have the right to exist, /pol/ told me so

have a word with yourself

>>66150509
Whites have always been the minority lad
We just got to keep everyone out. The tides are turning though, I remain optimistic

>>66150485

As an expert in anthropology and psychology I have to laugh when I see conditioned automaton outpourings of griefs for oppressive tyrants like our royals. These people are so embedded into our national consciousness that when they die we feel a part of ourselves dying with them, what we actually mourn is our OWN future death.

Also when prince phillip dies do we get a day off work?

>>66150544
Rasheed

>>66150406
Birds like this are fucking filthy. Wild bang but definitely not gf material

>>66150454
switzerland. it is amazingly comfy

>>66149783
>their suits are decent tbf
Are you joking?

>>66149806
>M&S shirts are pretty dece
They don't even have removable collar stays, awful.

Debenhams-tier.

>>66150482
You might say that, yeah.

He'll never fill his father's shoes.
>>66150503
Imagine the Queen was seen as the mother of England and actually did great stuff to help people, saved it from civil war, went all around the poorest towns personally getting her hands dirty helping people.

>>66150511
The flight attendants were qt af but Singapore Airlines is my favourite with Korean Air being a close second

The flight attendants on Korean Air (also quite qt) clean the lavatories top to bottom every time someone uses them so they're always pristine
That's a level of service that's hard to find anywhere these days

>>66150508
How

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>They don't even have removable collar stays, awful.

>Debenhams-tier.

>>66150454
Denmark is the least obnoxious and comfiest Scandinavian country.

>>66150564
>As an expert in anthropology and psychology

You sound like an expert in sucking dick and being a wanker

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37658559
Every year it happens, I am lucky enough to have my transaction refused.
And every time I write a complain letter after witch I get some small compensation.

Just sent the letter lads. Gotta love Ulster Bank.

>>66150432
East Asians, lad.

Honestly depressing to think about about how empty and sad the family unit was

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PayPal has closed my account again!!!!

>>66150611
it's like half stevia half sugar

stevia's disgusting

>>66150646
What's it like to be poor

>>66150498
I had a can a few months back. It's actually fairly decent. If you really can't shake full-sugar coke for the diet stuff then it's a decent alternative. It tastes pretty much the exact same as normal coke.

This is coming from someone who acknowledges there is a vast difference between what normal coke and Diet Coke taste like. But Coke Life tastes enough like normal coke that it is worth drinking for the less-sugar health benefits for fatties.

>>66150646

>gif

fuck off

>>66150544
Illiteracy and a lack of secularism is most rife in muslim and black countries.
Also, white, black and muslim aren't the earth's three groups of people. There are far more.

>>66150561
Seems pretty unlikely. There's being socially liberal and then there's' this new age shit where Tumblr kids are becoming mainstream. We now take in people with no qualifications with the poor excuse of "greying population". There are less and less entry jobs by the year as the Chinese and AI take up every task. In 2016 you have to have at least a bachelor's to do anything.

>>66150604
that's weird i dont want some plastic gook cataloging my poos

could literally eat a block of salt. good or bad idea?

>>66150589
Yeah but a month of mourning and it being illegal to criticize seems a bit much desu

>>66150642
>two abouts

Did NOT mean to do this, I've fucked it

>>66150662
At least I'm not a paki, Rasheed.

>>66150687
good

namecalling is not a legitimate form of argument between adults

Got up an hour ago and had two Yorkshire pork sausages, two fried eggs, a small can of baked beans, two buttered buns, and a tiny bit of beef&veg stew leftovers from dinner and a pint of Old Speckled Hen for brunch lads.

Stuffed haha.

>>66150681
>In 2016 you have to have at least a bachelor's to do anything.
umm no sweetie x

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Thoughts lads

>>66150604

Emirates always has gorgeous cabin crew

I was speaking to one called Emily on my last flight, told me she hates doing flights to India lol

Food for thought: I've only taken a shit on a plane once in 45+ flights

>>66150732
But this is

*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*

>>66150754
middle is a minger amongst mongs

>>66150766
reviewbrah

>>66150681
>Seems pretty unlikely. There's being socially liberal and then there's' this new age shit where Tumblr kids are becoming mainstream. We now take in people with no qualifications with the poor excuse of "greying population

Brexit fucked that right over, that age is gone

>>66150751
>Proportion of respondents who would like or not care if they had as neighbours

Barely makes sense as a sentence, certainly doesn't make sense from a data presentation point of view to group those two together. Not even going to bother assessing the implications of the data.

t. data science student

>>66150691
Hearing the bloke talk I doubt it was his idea to keep it in place but I don't know, I'm sure a lot of legal choices were made on his behalf. He was never really a law maker.

The mourning thing is cultural, monks have got to chant 24 hours a day for him for the next 100 days to get him to the highest point of heaven.. or something.

>>66150746
I'm just saying those types of jobs are becoming harder and harder to get and it's not just because of an overflow of migration.

Factory work has gone to China.
Call centres have gone to India.
Want to become a cashier in Tesco? Well there are literally self check out machines now.

Then you've got a bunch of working class people aged 35-55 that never went to uni and they're being forced out of their work or having their wages sliced. Then what can you say to those people? Go to uni? At the age of 50?

Pretty scary desu

>>66150754
State of the eyebrows on the middle one

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pinging off my nut lads

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Little baby dog

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on for a big one tonight

>>66150806
It's Africans so they want to present the least racist data possible.

>>66150808
>The mourning thing is cultural, monks have got to chant 24 hours a day for him for the next 100 days to get him to the highest point of heaven.. or something

He seemed like a good lad, his son seems like a tosser, but the chanting bit seems a bit dumb desu
Think of their throats

>>66150821
Oh dear oh dear.

>>66150808
>monks have got to chant 24 hours a day for him for the next 100 days to get him to the highest point of heaven
that's quite cool

>>66150761
Not surprising
I'm sure all the pakis harass her the entire flight haha

Many of my flights were trans pacific or trans continental (i.e. East and Southeast Asia to Europe) so I have done many a poo on those 14 hour flights

>>66150761
How many shits have you done in airports though?

Remember that time Tim Wonnacott lost his entire career after a 20-something female intern accused him of bullying her on set?

could heem you

yes YOU, reading this right now

Just remembered I haven't had a cheese pasty in fucking YONKS

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haha

>>66150806
I can't work out what it's trying to say

>>66150826

huh? this is some kind of child dog?

>>66150863
*gives you a good wallop with a croquet mallet*

>>66150829
Energy drinks are for hyper-runts

>>66150885
it's a pupper

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ah yes the nhs

>>66150829

caffeine intoxication is no joke lad, it's very unpleasant

>>66150863
Doubtful

I'm 5'11" 17st and before you go thinking "haha fat shite" I'll have you know I'm a state record holding powerlifter

>>66150837
meh it's religion init
>>66150839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbHXrU0gSb

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>want to open a saving account
>interest rates 0.01%
>locking £10000 for a year will earn me £1
What a great times to be alive. Fucking brexiters destroying economy because they couldn't control their autism.
Thanks, Cameron.

>there is a regular business class passenger in this thread

literal royalty

>>66150908
That's an understatement

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>>66150885
>child dog
The word you're looking for is puppy

>>66150903
WTF i hate english people now

>>66150857

Not many desu
Did a massive vomit and then pooed on top of it in Singapore

>>66150809
It's also scary to think that not even stable middle class jobs will be safe in the future. Think accountancy is a good career choice? It won't be when ai gets to the stage where complex management/tax advice can be given by an unbiased program. Human error is going to be practically eliminated, you'll never have to incur the costs of training recruits, there'll be zero staff turnover so payroll costs will plummet.

AI is the future and we're all going to be obsolete

>More than 23% of working-age Greeks are unemployed and public sector pay and pensions have been cut by more than 40% in many cases

Ah yes, the so called '''EU''', guardian of everything from economy to human rights

new
>>66147432
>>66147432
>>66147432

>>66150926
Uneducated pleb

If you want to make your money work for you the absolute last place you park it is in a savings account

Overheard two yank men talking on the train and I had to stop myself from saying "FOY"

>>66150965
Prick

>>66150940
Do you prefer to shit in airports over planes? I have done one in an airport and it was nasty tbf.

>>66150926
Interest rates are gonna go through the roof soon you mong
BOE wanted to keep interest rates down pre referrendum, notice how they've not gone up since like 2005

>>66150959
most greeks are unemployed because they're lazy cunts

>>66150979
You should have let loose with a barrage of weapons grade insults lad

miss obamania

>>66150926
Is this bait?

>>66150926
Interest income was a stupid way to make money even when rates weren't artificially low

>>66150884
You know those surveys which ask you if you "strongly disagree, disagree, have no opinion, agree, strongly agree" etc?

It's taken data from a survey with these questions:

>How would you feel if you had neighbours who were people of different ethnicities?
Would you:
>like this
>dislike this
>not care about this

And then whoever has made the poster has lumped the "like this" and "not care about this" responses together and presented them in a stupid circle graph.

lyrical madman

>>66151000
Growing fat off the backs of hard working northerners

>>66151035

NEW

>>66150991

Yeah because I hate pooing knowing there might be people queing outside the door for me to finish, and pooing in such a confined space and wondering if your poo could block the toilet and force an emergency landing

warren buffet deserve his wealth. donald trump does not.

>>66150982
get fucked you phone posting twat

>>66151020
Comes across as a bit confusing tbah