what do people in your country think of the Netherlands?

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>>66146576
Nou eh, de meesten vinden het vrij aardig.

>>66146576
i need to shit a bit

>>66146576
one of those countries that you know exists but probably wouldn't matter if they disappeared all of a sudden

very small beers with foam

>>66146576
Atlantis

>>66146720
this, and they cycle everywhere (usually past windmills and tulips) in wooden clogs, unless they're too off their heads on drugs, of course.

seagermans with weed and place to get jobs

That you're too tall

>>66146576
Guus Hiddink is a honorary Korean. He can't refuse.

They're our friends

>>66146757
>(usually past windmills and tulips) in wooden clogs

do people actually know that this is just regional culture in a small part of the country? Most Dutch regions are not like Holland at all.

richman's poland

>>66146866
Eh, where I live in a village next to Utrecht some kids wore clogs to school. And I rode to school on a bike past windmills every day. And a lot of students smoked weed behind the church between classes.

Not even kidding.

>>66146866
of course not. it's like how the memes about germans are all bavarian. KEY DIFFERENCE BEING holland is literally the only relevant part of your country anyway

>>66146917
>some kids wore clogs to school
that's fucking awesome. I read somewhere that people still wear there on building sites/farming etc?

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>>66146924
>KEY DIFFERENCE BEING holland is literally the only relevant part of your country anyway

randstad

>>66146959
>>66146917

if you live outside of the city center it is super normal to wear clogs 2bh

of course we wear them on the farm

>>66146959
Yeah, it's quite common on farms. Because farms are muddy as fuck.

So a lot of people keep clogs at the door that they can just step into. Walk over the land. It also protects your feet. It's quite comfy. And at the door you step out of them again.

>>66146991
oh yeah. I've actually been to your country loads, and still managed to completely forgot that was actually the relevant part of holland :^)
>>66147020
>>66147022
>of course we wear them on the farm
you say of course, but to the rest of the world wearing wooden shoes is pretty "out there".

>not picking up chicks on your clogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuYAtrMYZ4

>>66146576
>Muh windmills
>Muh tulipans
>Muh orange colour
>Muh flatlands good for farming

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>>66147098
>bragging about being kept in the country's containment zone

>>66147189
I've been all over mate, can't contain me
shame your southern provinces stopped selling me weed though, maastricht is a based city

>not having clog skates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A5xegbbr4c

>>66146576

cheap, high quality pingers

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Does this trigger the Dutch?

>>66147340
Not as much as the Dutch triggered his ass by torturing him to death.

Besides, he made a martyr out of William of Orange. Not sure if that was the intended effect.

>>66147340
well, he was dutch and he triggered

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>>66147340
F

>>66147334
P A R T Y F L O C K
I
L
L
S

who /stomp to gabber/ here

Most of Japanese people imagine windmills and low land.

>>66146576
17th bundesland

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>>66147742
Daar gaan we weer...

>>66147801
What do you mean? Google translate won't help

>>66147838

Dat je een braadworst in je hol moet proppen.

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>>66147688
they are right. We are perhaps the flattest country on earth outside of 1 province and we have mills everywhere, save for 1 province see pic related

>>66147838
Nevermind "here we go again"
Anschluss WHEN

>>66146576
DUDE

>>66147888
Ich schieb dir gleich meinen deutschen schwanz bis zum anschlag rein

>>66146710
this

>>66147949
Je moet die vieze Duitse puist uitknijpen.

>>66148084
ich will doch nur eine süße holländer gf

>>66148122
>Holländische Mädchen
>Süß

kek

>>66148174
Was ist falsch mit holländischen mädels?
dann sei du meine gf

A lot of gay people
:3

>>66146576
In the West we love you and you are great tourists. In the East I don't know and I don't care about them anyway.

>>66146576
colonial pirates and indonesian spice stealers/ smugglers who are now good at field hockey

also the whole of Pakistan calls you Holland

>>66148358
>also the whole of Pakistan calls you Holland

that's our name right?

>>66146881
kek

Also holland women field hockey team are all fashion models, like wow, i am amazed
all of the haat qts
me wants

>>66148358
That's okay, Holland is the only relevant part, the only people who get butthurt when you call the whole country Holland are those outside of North and South Holland. They don't even make good cheese so who cares.

>>66148444
Mohammed pls

>>66146576
Toothpaste land

>>66148420
Become a rapefugee, problem solved.

>>66148395
>>66148444
>>66148520

all you nederdaad guys, i honestly meant to say, no one in Pakistan knows what Netherland is, they havent heard this name, in Paki language your country is only known as Holland which in Paki Urdu is pronounced as Haa-laynd

also in calling it Holland no insult is intended

>>66148581
Burger Trump, i respect wimmenz, i just dont grab them by the pussy like you, mate

thats just sad

>>66148738
lol

>>66148697
most dutch people call the netherlands holland too, no biggie.

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>>66148778

>>66146576
weed & whores

>>66147903
shit map
https://www.google.nl/maps/place/Lelystad/@52.5931791,5.563993,3a,75y,266.69h,89.12t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sKqDf5ZqbCZ4yElpOUbuLTg!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DKqDf5ZqbCZ4yElpOUbuLTg%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D392%26h%3D106%26yaw%3D331.12158%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x47c62990f6ebe2b9:0xd32d546863a61ab5!8m2!3d52.518537!4d5.471422!6m1!1e1?hl=nl

>>66148850
wind turbine != windmill achmed

>>66146576
DUDE WEED LMAO

never heard of them

>>66146576

full of wankers

>>66148697
It's the same in Arabic. Thr whole country is "hollanda"

the dutch are obsessed with scat

>>66146576
They sound like they have a frog in their throat.

honestly, nothing .... no offence

>>66150707
No probs we get that were irrelevant we just want to be loved

>>66150707
That's a good thing. Jew on, my countrymen.

Cлишкoм мнoгo нeнyжных cвoбoд, низкaя мopaль и зaбыли зaпoвeди Хpиcтa!

>>66150912
Stop een aardappel in je aars kutrus

>>66146576
Most of them only knows you for DUDE

>>66150912
Coглaceн, нo eщe лyчшe чeм Poccия

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>all these butthurt non-hollanders

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>removed catholic Portugal with us
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Malacca#Dutch_conquest_of_Portuguese_Malacca
>removed rival Indonesian kingdom
>actually stayed true to their words
>helped establish our own oil drilling and petrochemical business
>build some unique red buildings
Based historical ally 10/10
Should have warned us not to trust Anglo words though.

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>>66146576
gay sissyboys that eat cheese

>>66151558
you don't eat cheese?

>>66146576
SMALL

FOAMY

BEERS

>>66151660
we're not a nation of gay sissyboys

>>66146576
pepsi just like ue

>>66146576
Brothers from the north.
Arrogant bastards.
Our friends against the eternal krulbrood.
Rude shitheads.

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Among average Americans...

...Most people call the country Holland; not many call it The Netherlands.

...The only city people can name is Amsterdam for obvious reasons (dude coffee shops lmao)

...Some don't know the distinction between Holland and The Netherlands. Also, some don't even know that Amsterdam/Holland/The Netherlands refers to just one place and not multiple countries!

Anyways, greetings from Holland.

>>66152554
>Some don't know the distinction between Holland and The Netherlands

a lot of dutch people don't know either

>>66152554
>...Most people call the country Holland; not many call it The Netherlands.
Everyone does

>>66152908
Idioot.

>>66153071
het is toch waar, voor heel veel mensen slaat "holland" op heel Nederland. We zingen toch ook altijd "hup holland hup" om de hele nederlandse ploeg aan te moedigen? niet alleen de "hollandse" spelers

>>66152922
this

>>66153119
Mongooltje.

Wierd language, drugs and nice football

germany mastered the fire
holland mastered the water

can anyone else even compete?

>>66146576
your flag makes me want to brush my teeth

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Network SouthEast. Always legal weed and prostitutes.

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>>66146576
faggots and disgusting pieces of shit like all europeans.

The Netherlands are a great country.
Comfy towns
Great pancakes
Good beaches (too much holes though)
Good bicylce paths
Great camping
Listening to their language is hilarious.


They're asses on football though.

>>66146576
they were cool and had an empire but now it's just a pays bas

>>66146576
It's basically DUDE WEED: the country over here. That plus the normal clogs and tulips association.

>>66153455
The negro arrogant talking shit again

DUDE WEED LMAO, prostitutes and perverts: the country.

famous footboller,famous DJ
,bicycle,weed, cheese,beer

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>>66153542
look another european opening his whore mouth
whites are soooo entitled

>>66146576
They're faggots.

>>66153587
this

Most people here are so ignorant they don't even know you, but the ones who know you absolutely love everything in your country.
The only thing that we don't like is that you're gays, but i respect that.

>>66148697
I am from Holland myself, not a Limburger or a Zeelander and when I tell people from other provinces that they are not Hollander they feel offended.

>spend centuries fucking shit up for other people and making the jews jealous with their moneymaking ability
>walk away with it completely unsoiled and now be known as the "dude lmao weed and hookers" country
how did they do it?

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>>66152554
The Netherlands can refer to the Benelux, so I can understand that. That's why the most people used to call this country the Republic, to make a distinction between the northern Netherlands and the southern Netherlands.

>>66146576
The usual image of tulips, windmills, dude weed lmao and fat kids saving the town by sticking their finger in cracks on dykes.

The Netherlands is a country in order to appreciate people should visit and absolutely never read about, you people have a horrid history.

I just knew this thread was going to be full of dutchfags crying about the Holland vs Netherlands thing.
Holland has all of the relevant parts of our country, the only exception is maybe Utrecht. Also, "Holland" sounds a lot easier than "the Netherlands".

t. Limburger

>nothing

>uuum, didn't they used to own New York City or something?

>DUDE WEED LMAO, DUDE PROSTITUTES XDD

>>66146576
Belgian province

>>66153903
>The Netherlands is a country in order to appreciate people..

Speak English, dumb beaner.

My experiences with the dutch
>Lots of dutch people in Nepal for some reason.
>Super hot chicks.
>Like telling dirty jokes.

I wish I was a cute tall blonde Dutch boy with blue eyes.

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>>66146576
Meme language, but truely our friends unless it's about football.

Bro tier, chill motherfuckers. They give us flowers every year and make us feel all fuzzy inside.

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>>66155502

Brothers, the same as the Austrian and the Swiss. People who we'd fight and die for.

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>>66153472
>too much holes

>>66154044
Yes, we did.

>>66146576
Best neighbour

>>66153903
>fat kids saving the town by sticking their finger in cracks on dykes

that's an american story

>>66153455
Bolivia get the fuck out.
Also, Argie Queen, that's all what I need to know.

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>>66157893
How well known is she in Argentina?

>>66146576
it's like Denmark, but somewhere else

no such thing exist
>>>/x/

>>66159176
is this poland or indonesia

>>66146576
Tall people who like to get high
although I hear that apparently you don't use drugs that much and that's why they're legal?

>>66159329
I don't think our drug use is that much different from other Euro countries tbqh, it's just the image people have of our country. Doesn't help that they only visit the city centre of Amsterdam which kind of confirms their views, it's probably just as bad as downtown Paris/London/Rome/Every other tourist ridden capital

>>66146576
They seem to stick to their own business and don't care for the rest of the world. I aspire to that.

>>66146576
literally who?

>>66159653
ye, I heard it's the tourists who get absolutely fucked on drugs and the Dutch people just cringe

Nether Regions XD

>>66159329
other way around, they are legal so we don't use them.

It might as well be Florida with a winter. Terrible terrible place. Not great. Walls are too small. Too many rapists. Would not grab by the pussy.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/maggyvaneijk/dit-is-een-grap-nederland-is-geweldig?utm_term=.ewVLYbzJa#.rm83k9vmO

>>66159741
It's hard not to cringe when you see drunk British tourists at 3pm

>>66159653
To be honest, Amsterdam is the only city tourists can enjoy. All out other cities are small and boring for tourists.

>>66146576

They're very chill and gezellig. Also very frank.

>>66160114
I could see them enjoying Utrecht, Den Haag, Rotterdam or even Breda but not for longer then a day

>>66160519
I'm from Utrecht and I doubt a tourist would enjoy it. It's pretty much the average city for anyone else.

>>66146576
Weed, bikes and whores.
Not that there's anything wrong with that

WEED LMAO

Wooden shoes, windmills, and tulips.