/brit/

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korean pop

haha i wasnt going to create an anime edition I just baited you into creating a thread

haha

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>>66145576

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>Got my laser appointment in about 2 hours, just woke up though, need to set off soon

There's already a /brit/, fuck off

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BLUE
RIDGE

Even doing well here I want it back

Please be my gf

sage the shit out of this pakipoo thread and go back to the old one

my bum is pink from all the spankings it's received

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captured this no more than 10 minutes ago

>>66145630
Visit any non-white general and you'll see that it's filled with anime posters. Anime is for shitskin only.

thought I'd go for a nice walk in the park to stave off the 'pression but I got pissed on

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>tfw born in 1998

psyching myself up for my 5th stage McDonalds interview later lads

can't believe I've made it this far, but don't think I can take much more

>tfw all over some birds snapchat story from last night being a twat

>>66145676
try 86

>>66145676
fuck off underage

>>66145599
what's a laser appointment

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>NOBODY posted happy birthday on my normiebook wall
o-okay, not like I posted on every friend of mines when it was theres or anything. d-don't worry about it

>>66145690
Can't imagine how pathetic a 30 year old man must be to post here
Why haven't you topped yourself

>>66145676
try 94

>>66145693
I'm 18

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>tfw born in 1988 and i'm posting on 4chan at almost 5 am

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>>66145690

>>66145709
>caring about this

you deserve to die

>>66145720
>I'm 18

fuck off you underage runt

you were literally 15 in 2014 when /brit/ was at peak

fucking runt

>>66145709
If you need to seek self validation from a place like Facebook you may as well off yourself right now

>>66145720
post proofs

>>66145686
lucky man, I didn't make it past the first interview myself, they probably thought I was taking the piss when I answered Ronald McDonald to the "who is your role model" question

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>>66145652
>/deutsch/
>/polska/
>/fr/
>/balt/

they're all filled with anime posters

>>66145725
Honestly just fucking end it all mate that's so tragic

>>66145751
And they're all shitskins

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>>66145709

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why do women tie up their hair in buns when they wear a hijab?
looks like a fucking tumor or pic related

>>66145717
whats pathetic is teenagers and early 20s posting here rather than going out and doing shit

when i was in my teens and early 20s i spent my time smoking weed and getting drunk and having sex and going to parties and having all kinds of fun

>>66145686
>5th stage
>fast food
christ

I called about my current job and they told me to come in at 7:30 the next morning

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*rises into thread*

mornin' lads

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>>66145770
>I'm transgender

You are not transgender, you are an attention seeking retard. Fucking kill yourself already

>>66145770
youve lost the plot ribena

japs are shitskins and anime is fucking noncey degenerative drawings of underage shitskins

>>66145747
>>66145734
just give me until the new star wars film, then I'll do it. i'm already a failure. no point wasting away

>>66145770
Business Idea: take them all at once

why hasn't janner put a rangeban on the whole of fucking rochdale yet

what does it matter what age we are?

what sites are 30+ year olds supposed to be browsing?

>>66145770
seriously fuck off nobody wants to hear it anymore

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>>66145760
o don't worry i think about it all day every day haha

>>66145742
Was actually 16 desu

>>66145799
lemonparty hehe

>>66145799
facebook and the lad bible

>>66145725
1 more year and I'll be where you are now

>>66145788
This desu
There is no way he's been on HRT and had laser treatment with an ugly mug like that, it's all one big gimmick

>>66145799
>what sites are 30+ year olds supposed to be browsing?

None, you should be too busy having a career, family and pub footie team to play for

>>66145812
how can you birth date be changing??

>>66145788
How is that thing honestly ever going to look like a real woman, a pig ugly one at best maybe

>>66145686
why does mcdonalds need such silly levels of interviewing?

it's just fucking mcdonalds

all they need to ask is "parlez-vous anglais?" and "do you have two functioning arms with hands?"

simple bish bash bosh

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lel big j just rekt pakipoo

>>66145777
FONT

>>66145832
Brand protection

>>66145572
racist flag

>>66145841
yeah city fans are such scum

>>66145838
But everyone knows it's >mcdonalds

no need to fluff shit up

bloody HR

>>66145837
not anymore

now i'm a friendless NEET shut-in incel

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Villa 2bh lads

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Whatever happens with this bullshit elections I've got 2 dogs a bunch of guns and the mountains 2bh

Finna peace right outta here and take the family back to the Blue Ridge where the President don't matter worth shit and the neighbors look after each other.

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me sitting on the table

>>66145831
be nice

>>66145852
They sued over the term McJob meaning low skilled shitty work for retards. So now they go out of their way to make it the first step on the way to a prestigious fast food career

>>66145777
there's fuck all to do in this country

to sit at home on your computer is to be expected

>>66145869
hiding in the mountains might have saved you from ww2 but for a ww3 type warfare it would be useless

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>>66145784
>>66145832
idiots

>>66145838
>McBrand worries
seriously? It's been trashed for decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeBv-FbDRNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9LcRP4BSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMuw2C4qe88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4onAuKKCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11n5l6tDNQ

>>66145869
missed your reddit arrows?

>>66145832
the questions in the interview are fucking retarded too

hate this interview shit,feel like giving up on ever finding the most basic low paid job at this point

Anyone have a Corsa or has driven one before?

I need to ask soemthing

>>66145890
post fucking machines

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>69 replies

>>66145896
my wife's sons sister has one

>>66145889
where exactly do you think i did all this stuff in someplace other than friend's houses and cars?

never been to britain but i reckon they have those

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Look at how cute my puppies are

>>66145892
>STAHP!
>STAHP IT!
>STAAAAHHHHHHHHHHP!

They had literally stopped hitting them. WTF was her problem

>>66145895
just get a night job stacking shelves at like tesco or something lad

pay is good and you get to listen to music all night and scoot around on chairs while throwing shit around

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When did you grow out of socialism?

americanize the english language at all costs

>>66145936
cute puppers

>>66145949
this

>>66145931
>friend's houses and cars?
literally don't exist

we have busses, flats and everyone's either at home on their computer or at the pub

>>66145936
want to stomp their heads in

>>66145947
Never have and probably never will 2bh

>>66145947
When I got my first payday in uni that was over £1000. Realised I liked having money and wanted more. It was a turning point

>>66145944
tried applying for Tesco too, they have possibly the most tedious online application process out there which is saying a lot

at my wits end

>>66145936
my dog'd fookin lacerate them

>>66145751
You haven't proved me wrong, you paki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY

>apply for warehouse job
>interview is just checking my passport, how much I can weigh and then I get asked what my shoe size is

ah yes much better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gto_IYvlYLA

fucking choon lads

>>66145978
didn't take long i bet

got fresher's flu rn

:/

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>>66145988
>>66145960
Don't be nasty about my doggos

Got 6 likes on a tweet I made at 4:30am

Not sure whether the normies are laughing with me or at me

Got a literally millions business idea, but I wouldn't know how to get it off the ground so I won't bother.

>>66145676
Babby

>>66145895
Heres the thing m8

You ONLY need this job to have some work experience you can present to a better job. Don't be that idiot that tries to work his way up at McDonalds, it's never going to go anywhere. You want this job because it shows better employers that you can handle a job, and that's really fucking important. So you're going to show up, kill that shit, and start applying to other jobs BEFORE you quit after maybe 1 month in. Don't burn the opportunity, it will help you. Jobs that don't require the bullshit and pay better money won't even consider you if you can't show them where you've busted your ass to be worth something to someone low.

Thats the reality of the situation, put up with it just long enough to get in somewhere better. You'd really be better off working a blue collar labor job, it's hard on you but it's still a lot better for your overall quality of life.

>>66145953
americanize /brit/

>>66146025
Pretty cute

>>66146035
most jobs require at least 1 or 2 years of experience and will tell you to fuck off if it's less than that

pakis hate dogs

>>66145990
there you go, no anime >>66125188

>>66146025
what breed?

>>66146066
anime is literally made by non whites you paki twat fuck off

>>66146025
tasty doggos

>>66146035
I got a job with my only work experience being 4 weeks (of 3 days) at a call centre

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>>66146067
cocker spaniel jack russell terrier mix

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>>66146080
>being this upset after being proved wrong

lmao

>>66146058
not entry level labor jobs

Those are your choices: mcdonalds/equally shit fast food or entry level labor. I suggest labor, seriously, because mcdonalds is nothing but low pay bullshit and you won't learn anything there that will benefit you anywhere else. It's dead end work for teenagers. Get in as an unskilled carpenters assistant, or a glass guy, or a mechanics assistant, or wherever the fuck you can get in, and learn the trade as you go so you can make better money doing the technical shit later on. I got started after working at a Panera bread for 3 weeks (fuck that dude) and working at a grocery store for 5 months. I started doing commercial furniture (building cubicles and office systems, I started doing the heavy lifting and cleanup until I proved I could figure tools out) and now I do HVAC and make decent money with tons of room to grow and the ability to work anywhere in the world.

>>66146110
big rodents

>>66146088
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>66146110
>he owns mixed bred dogs
Ah yes, a runt

>lad who asked for my battletag like 2 days ago STILL hasn't added me

baka desu senpai

>>66146117
Karen is a disgusting mudblood you make me sick rasheed

>>66146124
>labor

FOY

>>66146032
I've got a couple of great app ideas but have no idea how to program and am far too autistic to raise capital or make pitches to possible investors

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/15/nigel-farage-backtracks-on-donald-trump-support-amid-groping-claims

Is Nige, dare I say it, a cuck?

Listening to some Steven Wonder
Mad how he's made like every single good song that's ever existed

>>66146144
dare you to find an asian halfcast that has blonde hair

>>66146138
>having massively inbred dog "breeds" instead

ah yes animal abuse

Got a mate that wanks off dogs for a living

It's not me btw I swear

>>66146035
yeah except i can't even get the fucking job to begin with

and if I can't get hired by fucking mcdonalds where can I

didn't realize Mr. Tambourine Man is NOT, as the title suggests, about a bizarre half-man/half-tambourine abomination

its actually about having a wank and doing a poo

>>66146200
Just phone up a work agency and unironically become a machine operator

>tfw got a £35k/yr job purely by lying

Needed 2+ years experience in a warehouse environment and proficient managerial skills for a Stock Control job (Those warehouses by the river that keep all those rectangle cotainers)

Lied and said I had 2 years experience working in an amazon warehouse and got a friend who actually worked there to vouch for me. Also needed to be proficient in the companies system software, just watched a 10minute youtube tutorial on it and slapped it on my CV, the recruitment agency guy just briefed me on it and when I got the job I got training on the systems anyway.

If you want to make it then just fake it imo

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DOGGO

REALLY wanted a lie in this morning but the fucking neighbours are out in their garden making noise

>>66146110
Aww :3

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I just want a job that involves sitting in an office

Manual labour is a shitty existence
I worked such for years and I hated every second of it

>>66146150
>"I'm $80,000 in debt for a degree I can't use because my field has been outsourced and now my credit is trashed because I work a McJob and can't make my student loan payments"
OR
>"I live with mummy and cut my neighbors grass for $20 a week"
One of these is u 2bh

>>66146200
look online for assistant positions in a trade you can live with. Electricians, plumbers, carpenters, HVAC technicians, mechanics, etc all can make damn good money and they're always looking for entry level help. A lot of them even prefer to train people with no experience because tech schools are 99% bullshit and 1% a piece of paper to show the customers. Get in where you fit in mang, it might start out rough but anything is better than McPloyment. That shits for the birds, dude.

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>>66146015
>how much I can weigh

>>66146255
Office work is just as bad lad

If you really wanted a good job then you unironically needed to go to uni for a stem subject and hope you networked good enough to get a entry position doing something related to your degree, majority of jobs are really shit.

>always hear how the NHS is about to collapse
>hearsay that it's in pure turmoil and won't last another day
>get a bad pain in my leg
>get a GP appointment the next day
>refers me to orthapaedics
>get an appintment the following week
>hospital was quiet, in the middle of the day
>was seen to almost instantly
>got prescription, no fuss

do people actually ever check up on shit or do they just parrot things ad infinitum?

>>66146287
ahah yeah nice anecdote the nhs is fine

>>66146221
Sounds like a shit job though desu

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>66146287
They're getting an extra 350 million a week once article 50 is triggered

fat autistic lad i knew from secondary who only got his gcse's works at mcdonalds as an area manager now

hes still fat but fuck sake, might just end it now

>>66146321
good lad

>>66146255
office jobs are boring imo

staring at the same shit day after day your entire life, highlight of the day is so and so is getting a divorce, never actually constructing anything tangible to be proud of...

fuck that, I'd rather hop in a truck and make some real shit happen out in the real world

Getting my daily dose of lindybeige lads

>>66146270
nah I just need something simple part time cos I'm in college

bars, cafes etc

>>66146353
>>66146270
>>66146255
fuck off yanks

>>66146316
Not really, I just walk around and make sure the correct number of shit is there and placed correctly for outbound deliveries, most of the time I'm in the upstairs office on my laptop shitposting.

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>>66146333
i thought that was all a lie

>>66146333
>he fell for Gove's lies

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/14/no-extra-money-for-nhs-theresa-may-tells-health-chief

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nhs-health-service-cuts-spending-labour-theresa-may-treasury-philip-hammond-autumn-statement-simon-a7362556.html

>>66146365
food service sucks m8 good luck to ya

Don't build debt you can't pay off chasing a divorce and a cubicle job at age 36.

Need the mandem freed asap

>>66146353
I work with numbers on a screen and genuinely have a hard time connecting to money coming out of people's bank accounts irl . must be how bankers felt.

How much should you be earning a year before 30 lads?

scared I'll be stuck in the 20k-25k bracket for another 20 years haha

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I Pledge allegiance
To the president of America
Hilary GOD DAMN Clinton!

>>66146416
anything over 26 needs to stop posting here 2bh.

>>66146425
we're all fucked

anyone in birmingham want to be my friend.

ah yes let me just do some unfulfilling soul destroying so-called "job"

really destroys the grey matter

>>66146425
Ms. Clinton is not a racist frog

>>66146430
stone?

yeah then fuck off

>>66146445
yeah lad come for a pint in the jewellery quarter this afternoon

>>66146425
The corruption has taken over 2bh

Nixon lost his presidency for far less than either of the 2 major candidates

>>66146451
if you don't pass, don't bother

will my bennies go up if the price of food goes up?

>>66146486
nope

>>66146281
I'm a little too old for uni now so I might become a bookkeeper or something similarly mundane just so I can work decent hours and not have to work my arse off

Fucking being at a job site by 6 am on a winter morning when it's literally freezing out I can't deal with that shite it's just to much

>>66146461
why would someone assume that has anything to do with weight?

shit joke.

>>66146466
fool

don't think I could do any kind of job where I am on display to and have to deal with customers/the public

>>66146402
nah I got no debt just need some pocket change and it feels pathetic having to ask my parents for everything in my 20s

>>66146425
Did trump drop out?

genuinely don't understand how someone can just give up work at 55-60 and have enough money to live until whenever they die. pensions are finite but pensioners never seem to run out. what wizardry is this

>>66146504
gonna have to get over that 2bh

is it possible to watch one piece of porn so much that it's no longer able to make you orgasm?

>>66146523
yes

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>my son has a mobile phone, he's really good at cyber, you couldn't believe it!

doing some really satisfying farts

>>66146498
whys that then?

Did the tolerance for blatant hypocrisy and corruption inflate with the dollar?

>>66146512
Once you've paid off your mortgage, own your car outright, accumulated a lot of durable good and and no longer paying for your kids you're income really does go quite far.
Essentially all you ever have to spend money on is food and leisure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4

literally me

>>66146496
coz ur a lardy butterball

>>66146544
he never said that

>>66146573
>it's funny because I said so XD

>>66146523
impossible to tell
your imagination does half the work

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just saw a couple in their 80s holding hands lads

>>66145943
She wasn't getting her big macs in time

>>66145676
used to make fun of kids a year younger than me at recess
dumarse nerd

>>66146544
he's not wrong

10 year olds are coding nowadays and writing some really world-changing shit

vast majority of big hacks that you hear about come from people in the 10 to 13 year old age range

>>66146606
Bit gay

the irish posters
an intriguing bunch
fascinating to see how the other half live

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>T-Trump will w-win, Americans aren't cucks we swear!

>>66146606
dirty dogging bastid

what are your plans for today then lads?

what would the third thing be for cititzenship rights if we counted people who buy their way in ?

Blut und Boden und _____

>>66146634
informed people know that trump won months ago

>>66146642
stay awake until 3pm

>>66146642
Three wanks, two cups of tea, a jog, viya, shitpost. Sleep.

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want death

I should liked to have died in the war.

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>>66146606
i've come to the realisation recently that i will never be happy and my dreams of having a good career and a good wife and children will stay dreams

>>66146642
make love to myself

>>66146464
cant do today
tomorrow? there is a nice pub down jewelry quarter that i went to once before i cant remember the name of it

>>66146642
shit post
lunch
football
dinner
movie
vidya
sleep

>accuse somebody of raping you
>on twitter

is this real life??

>>66146642
sulk while I apply to menial jobs

>>66146517
I have a job. just saying I'd hate to have to work in that setting

I'd just imagine all my old school mates pointing at me to their kids as a 'don't end up like him' warning as I flip burgers or clean tables with a tear in my eye

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>>66146680

it's a horrible feel.

>>66146699
source ?

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me on the right

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>tfw the car's on fire but there's no driver at the wheel

Are you lads ready for the ultimate red pill?

BLACK gf
WHITE bf

>>66146723
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3839086/Rose-McGowan-accuses-studio-head-rape-series-tweets.html

I think she was in those grindhouse films
death proof, and the other one

>>66146600
bit small

daddy ate all my tomato and basil with balsamic vinegar lads :(((

>>66146749
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people sprouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>66146750

she's gone full Sinead O'Connor recently, wouldn't trust a word the marxist spacker has to say

>>66146715
poor mick :(

Evan Rachel Wood getting raped in into the forest was very hot. especially with her pants around her ankles . gave me a stiffy desu

>>66146750
It's Hollywood so probably true.

>>66146764

payback for eating his soup mick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4

the fit bird has liked yet another one of my tweets

such a cocktease

What do you think Gary Glitter is doing right now, lads?

>>66146795
shan't be scanning that

>>66145748
2016-1998=18

>>66146854
what wizardry is this ?

>>66146852
working as tech support in thailand

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>>66146812
everyone enjoys a good rape scene

honestly dunno how rapists do it though i kno my willy wouldn't get hard if the girl was crying and screaming and physically fighting me and then you have the issue of her fanny being dry as the sahara

>>66146879
it is the current year

>>66146885
lmao

jim jams are on

You have ten seconds to post the name of the anglo country with the highest percentage of whites

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>>66146885

>>66146929
new zealand

>>66146896
wish rape would be portrayed realistically. fewer violent attacks by creeps and more sex on a bed with between a drunk girl and chad evans

>>66146885
lmao

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Based Mark

>>66146896
A lot of the time the penis doesn't even go in.

>>66146940
BZZZZZZT WRONG, ONLY 75%

Into the hole you go runt

Reminder that only pakis hate poles

>>66146941
>that
>rape

>>>/tumblr/

>>66146952
he needs to resign in shame like osborne and cammy. his time is up

>>66146955
proofs???

>>66146984
>pavel spouting his bullshit again
just go home you twat

hilary was a legit qt in her 20s lads

>>66146952
I had a bit of faith in May when she first became primeminister.
Now I think she's clueless Daily-Mail Mary-Poppins fuckwit

>>66146987
>he needs to resign in shame like osborne and cammy. his time is up
lol

>>66146955
then it's not really rape is it?

pretty sure most western nations (aside from sweden) have penetration as a requirement for rape

>>66146896
>my willy wouldn't get hard if the girl was crying and screaming and physically fighting me
it's the only way some people can get hard

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>Night Tube still hasn't hit the Piccadilly or District line


>tfw have to get the 2 hbur night bus and then walk for 30 minutes until

business idea: I knock your lights out and you find a way to deal with it

>>66146843
this same girl just sent me a snapchat
wtf is she doing scared to open it

>>66146986
that specific incident wasn't rape but i only wanted to make a pun out of his name because incidents like it are the more common version of rape. there has to be a portrayal where it's a lot more dubious.

violent portrayals where the men are just like wild animals are the tumblr version

>>66146987
>he needs to resign in shame
He's done his job rather well so far. The only people who want him to resign are fuckwits who have no comprehension of what a central bank should be doing

>>66146843
my fit oneitus liked my old profile picture as well

such a cocktease

>>66147027
if they've been abused

Ireland is 95% white
Australia is 90% white
The UK is 87% white
NZ is 75% white

REALLY made me think

>>66147025
They use their fingers and I know in UK law it's practically the same offence with the same sentencing.

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>>pavel spouting his bullshit again
>just go home you twat

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woeful cabinet

>>66147025
the law specifically defines rape as the forced insertion into any hole
a woman can rape a man in this way

>>66147056
he represents are old guard of the micromanaged social market economy. brexit =libertarianism

>>66147087
rasheed

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>>66146896
hnng

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>he's under 6' tall

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>shagged her for a good 2 hours

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>>66147079
>The UK is 87% white
Oh dear

Doing a open her snap but not reply lads
That will show her

>me this morning
>feel like shit
>aaaaah yes most services shut on the weekend
>travel to a walk in centre 30 mins away
>been waiting 40 mins

Next job I have WILL give me private health cover, fuck this noise.

>>66147074
not necessarily, some people just get off on causing pain to others

wasted my yoof lads

>>66147137
no one gives a shit you useless muppet

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>>66147127
kek

>>66147103
>he represents are old guard of the micromanaged social market economy.
Your mindless use of buzzwords shows you have absolutely no fucking clue what you're takling about. Here a central banker, central banks are in charge on monetary policy which is by definition a macro tool.

>>66147087
this is like the board of directors for the britain plc yet it's considerably easier for buffoons to get on it than for any other organisation. we need pick our leaders like china

the irish posters don't give me the attention I deserve and crave

>>66147103
>brexit =libertarianism

Oh, so that's why it's fucking up completely.

>>66147173
macro/micro in that context is different from how i used it

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>>66147198

>sassenach

>>66147198
*pulls your pants down in front of some qts*

>>66147087
bojo will be pm one day

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haven't showered in two weeks

Word population has increased by 1,000,000,000 in the last 10 years

REALLY MADE ME THINK

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my gf

>cobra
do they think they're being ubercool calling the cabinet 'cobra'?

is mutual masturbation without sex a form of cuckoldry ?

>>66147244
And most of it's chinks, pakis and africans haha

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nuking of Wales when?

>>66147220
>different from how i used it
that'll be because you used it wrongly. Carney has absolutely fuck all to do with economic micro-management. You can't come up with a coherent objection to any of the Bank's policies

>>66147080
>>66147100
that's still penetration just not with a penis

also on a semi-related note, janny is about so tread carefully

>>66147244
all me

>"mother" and "daughter" are about the same age

Ruins it really

Why isn't poortugal in the EU anyway? What's the deal with that?

>>66147283
higher inflation is good and they damaged our economy keeping it so low just so georgey pordgy wouldn't upset the first time buyers

>>66146896
i like the paki in the powder blue hoodie he looks high haha

>>66147322
it is in the EU mate, this map >>66147278
isn't an EU-countries only one

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>>66147198
English posters in a fucking nutshell.

>>66147278
we voted leave you idiot cunt

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thoughts

alri

Things are getting serious with the internet gf

>>66147380
get a haircut faggot

>>66147380
benis/10

hello

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>>66147337
>higher inflation is good

Virgin test


http://www.poll-maker.com/poll848991x540A41be-35

>>66147380
Nowhere near passable.

>>66147253
your gf is a pseudo-hippy

>>66147432
>>66147432
>>66147432

new

>>66147432
>>66147432
>>66147432

its all kicking off lads

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/787075912881803264

>>66147380
definitely got bait and tackle dangling underneath that skirt

>>66147424
business idea: stash money during inflation, wait for it to go down, instant billionaire

>>66147337
Until oil prices crashed around a year and a half ago inflation has been around or above the 2% target, and this is all whilst interest rates were kept at 0.5%. What would you have done differently?

And if you think a return to more 'normal' inflation due to the £ crashing is a good thing, it's certainly not when it's caused by a currency shock that will crunch people's real incomes rather than from wage growth leading to healthy domestic prices pressures.

Also I don't understand the link you're drawing with first time buyers?

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>>66147522
Forgot pic