When growing up, I was told by my family, teachers, pretty much

>>66144924
we were told the same thing, and look how that turned out.

you have to be a special kind of retard to believe a frozen hellhole filled with autists is the "best country in the world"

atleast americans have something to show for it

>>66144957
Walmarts filled with obese people who ride fat scooters and shit their pants isn't very inspiring.

>>66144957

What I mean is, do all countries look at themselves as the best?

no not really

its bleedingly obvious from tv that americans have better lives than us, so they don't bother peddling this shit on us at school

>>66145004
>its bleedingly obvious from tv

I fucking hate you foreigners who come here thinking everything is going to be like the kardarshians or real house wives coming here. You're all pure cancer.

It's pretty standard government propaganda, for obvious reasons.
In the case of Norway it might be close to the truth though.

>>66144924
No, we are still in war.

>>66144924
pretty much, yeah, I doubt it's the same now though.

I was always unironically told Holland is the best country in the world

>>66145034
you guys have bigger houses, more stuff and the opportunity to have a more outdoorsy lifestyle.

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>implying we don't live in the best country

>>66145061
>and the opportunity to have a more outdoorsy lifestyle.
True for most of the world.
not our fault you live on a shitty little island.

>>66145098
the sweden i saw on tv looks like a frosty and DRAB shithole so you can pipe down before i smack you up

>>66144924
You have the prettiest flag. Dunno if that counts.
I was always told sweden was the best country because of low crimes, low unemployment rates, high quality roads etc. But that was late 1990s / early 2000s before they ruined themselves.
For me personally switserland is best, their independence WHILE proving they can build a good stable society is something i want in my cunt

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>>66145132
>anglos will never experience wandering on a mountain in -40c

>>66145132
what run down northern inner city comprehensive shithole did you go to then anon

down in the great part of britain they unironically taught us we were the best

>>66144924
is it true that i can just come over there and massacre like 50 civilians and face 20 years in prison in a 5 star hotel?

>>66145061
>you guys have bigger houses, more stuff and the opportunity to have a more outdoorsy lifestyle.

Stuff doesn't equal happiness. It's why our entire society is a consumerist rat race and everyone is depressed and on anti-depressants. We don't have kids shooting up schools for no reason.

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>>66145132

> this is what a frozen drab shithole looks like

>>66145163
sounds like something i wouldn't enjoy and would spend the entire duration of whinging

>>66145172
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>66144924
>>66144989

No. Some of us wish we were more like you or Switzerland.

>>66145169
>tfw actually did go to a comprehensive school in an economically depressed area

we never got much british jingoism at school 2bh. I can't even imagine being told the UK is the greatest country at school.
>>66145172
i guess the grass is always greener

>>66144924
Norway IS the best country though? Australian media loves to tell us how carbon neutral you guys are becoming and stuff like that.

>>66145170

No, because you're not a citizen. You would be sent to a Turkish prison.

Besides, people like you would HATE our prison. It is basically 21 years in isolation.

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>anglos don't have roads with built in jumps

feels bad man

>>66145222
meanwhile pumping out oil from the ocean
toppest of keks
norgayan bullshitters strike again

>>66145198
stupid comment

>>66144989
Nop, pretty much the opposite.

Everyone spits on France here. That's why it's so special and we are depicted as such arrogant pricks.

Still, we often love our own regions, we are regio-nationalistic (or was, it's on the change unfortunately). The Corsican is Corsican, not french. Same for the alsatian, breton or basque.

>>66145219
Don't listen to that guy. It really is greener over here, and you're welcome to come live with us if you aren't a communist.

>>66145253
its impossible to unironically migrate to the US, regardless of how skilled you are, because your immigration system is based on luck for some reason.

>>66145198
I would leave if I could. "Get out" is a dumbass response form someone who doesn't know anything about what it takes to move to another country.

>>66145244
Wow that was fast. Did they bring the Concorde out of retirement?

>psst: remember to pls stay there

>>66145222

But they don't tell you how damn boring Norway is. When was the last time you saw or heard any entertaininment made in Norway?

>>66145275
Oh but I do understand. I'll be leaving soon myself because faggots like you are multiplying by the day.

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>>66145293
what about this guy?

>>66145293
Norway is comfy, not boring

>>66145219
lel sorry m8. I can't imagine it goes on much down here any more either, but certainly when I was growing up there was that general vibe.

i might also just be older than you.

>>66145316
Lol, every other first world country is a "socialist shithole" where are you going to go?

>>66145346
probably the case. most kids actively talked about wanting to move to australia or canada.

>>66145234
>21 years playing ps in a comfy room
>would hate
i'd fucking pay for that lmao

>>66145334

He's a talentless hack and a literally who outside of Scandinavia.

>>66145293
I watched a norwegian author movie in VO 2 or 3 months ago. I don't remember the name of it but I liked it more than the average french author movie.

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>>66145417
what about pic related, though?

>>66145471

He's based in Sweden now, of course Swedes know who that is.

>>66145377
to a bomb shelter with a hefty amount of water filters and anthroplex

It's not that we're told that Sweden is the best straight up, but it's more about how everyone else is right in the shit compared to us and that we should feel grateful etc.

You wanna throw the awful school lunch away? BRUH NEVER FORGET THE POOR KIDS IN SOUTH SUDAN or some shit.

>>66145377
A third world country that's a shithole, but not yet a socialist shithole.

>>66145610
lot of doctors and professors from south sudan that we could all use
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-16/apex-gang-member-says-riot-blown-out-of-proportion/7252384?pfmredir=sm

>>66145511
>He's based in Sweden now

New York*

The show is aired in both Sweden and Norway, but the studio is in New York.

Do you really think he would get all those hot-shot guests he has on, if his studio was in Sweden?

Kek

>>66145610
We get a lot of that too though.
>complain once about something
>"Don't whine so much anon, people have it worse than us. We could be in Africa."
>don't feel like eating
>"Don't be so ungrateful anon. An African would kill to have a meal like this"

>>66145293
As boring as you make it-

Nordic countries are objectively the best countries to live in though, I don't get why some mememasters try to deny this.

>>66145830
It's not just that specifically, it's that the whole thing is centered around people having it worse than us.

Like "In the US they have to pay for their education, consider how good you have it!" or "in the US they have to pay for healthcare, be grateful for the school nurse". It permeates everything and is possibly the reason our pro-immigration media/government got as far as they did before people started calling them out on their shit. We're taught that we should feel sorry for everyone.

>>66145864
Nordic countries are only good if you are well educated.

If you aren't, you will do the same kind of shit jobs that people do in Chendong, China, and won't make a lot of money.

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>>66144924
Yes, probably everyone loves their own country and the people they know the most. And if you love your family and friends and the land you're living on, you'll find it the best country on Earth. For example Hungary is tiny and fairly poor compared to the West, but even we call our home the posy on God's hat, Fairy Garden and things like that.

>>66144924
no, i was brought up with the idea that you have to study a lot, work hard and then maybe love will come and estonia will some day be big

>>66145913
It's easier to get educated in Nordic countries though, and they have a lot better social support for people who are struggling.

>>66145913
>Nordic countries are only good if you are well educated.
>If you aren't, you will do the same kind of shit jobs that people do in Chendong, China, and won't make a lot of money.
literally all countries are like that you dweeb

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>>66145882
>high school of 4500 students had one school nurse
>she was only there two days a week
Feel sorry for us

>>66144924
I was told this yeah. Only with the word free and freedom mixed in.

>>66145933
This might be why Estonia is doing comparatively well.

>>66145913
Even by doing shitty menial work you'll earn more than some educated ppl in Eastern Yurop, India or China.

Why do you think you can hear about doctors, engineers, professors leaving their poor countries to drive taxis and clean toilets in the West?

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>>66145913
or do nothing and get 1000€/month

>>66145913
det er bare tull da, med våre likestillingsprinsipper så tjener arbeiderklassen bra mens en ingenör for eksempel tjener ikke så mye mer enn en med fagbrev fra en yrkesskole

men det kan hende du brever dette for å skremme utlendingene?

>>66145964
>school nurse

Why would a school need a nurse? You can just go to a normal doctor in town.

>>66145913
But unlike the people chedong things like healthcare, social security, public transport, entertainment and subsidizing your rent will be paid for by the government.

Not to mention the minimum wages in the nordics are easily big enough to provide you with some manner of luxury. Not to mention a work safety laws that don't even exist in china.

And then there are the public benefits like clean air and water, minimal corruption, public safety and societal order that are a given in nordic countries.

Actually you'd have to be a complete retard to claim the situations of regular working people are in anyway similar to people in china. Good job dumb fuck.

>>66146049
hungarian schools do not have nurse? who does the penis inspector job then?

>>66146012
>Even by doing shitty menial work you'll earn more than some educated ppl in Eastern Yurop, India or China.

Yeah, but things are also expensive as fucking hell though, so it evens out.

>>66146082
>meme
Never had one. We had normal check-ups when the district nurse came by. Like one in every four years. Why would you need a full-time employee for that?

I was more or less taught that we could be the best if not for last 2 centuries of getting fucked in the ass by neighbours. Therefore butthurt.

>>66146098
Not if you save up some money by being very frugal and send it home to your family where it's worth a fortune.

Or you can move back to a cheap country and retire early and live like a king.

>>66146125
idk. we actually had two nurses in my school and btw we did have penis inspection day. most of the time you went to the nurse for measurements, height and such, blood pressure and analysis. just regular check up stuff.

>>66146098
no it doesnt even out you delusion oilnigger

>>66146168
I used to work in a factory, and my apartment rent was literally 70% of my pay.

So you need to be some kind of monk if you're going to live "frugally" and save money on that kind of pay tbqh.

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>>66146127
Yeah, the same.

"Maimed Hungary isn't a country, Whole Hungary is Heaven."

>>66145913
Our uneducated can afford three vacations out of the country a year and own their own, large houses. The case is actually the exact opposite. Either you've never been outside of Oslo downtown or you're clinically retarded

>>66146227
>Our uneducated can afford three vacations out of the country a year and own their own, large houses.

Stop lying.

>>66146205
jeg har jobba som ufaglært håndmann i anleggsbransjen og hadde 223 i timen...

>>66146223
thats 1920s teaching grandpa

>>66144924
Nope

>>66146205
But you probably lived alone in your own apartment. Most slaves from the shitty villages from Eurasia just stuff themselves into multiculti horrible shared apartments and "live" there.

>>66146249
my girlfriend was a worthless neet with occasional temp jobs and she could afford coming here twice in 2 months, spend a buttload of money on shit she didnt need plus hotel rooms

fugg off bullshitter

>>66146258
>pesti buzizsidó
Nekünk a még a 2000-es években is ezt tanították általános iskolában.

>>66146227
>>66146249
Neither of my parents had a university education and they bought a regular detached house in some comfy suburb when my dad was 30 and mum 27.

That said, this was like 15 years ago. It's gotten way worse in the last few years because of the housing bubble.

>>66146285
>spend a buttload of money
in Hungary, she can't spend a buttload in Norway where things are unironically 10x as expensive

our pay is adjusted to the high cost of living

>>66146285
Sounds more like she was a '''''''''''''Neet''''''''''''''' who got a bunch of money from her parents for doing nothing.

>>66146254
>jeg har jobba som ufaglært håndmann i anleggsbransjen og hadde 223 i timen...

Jeg har jobba som platearbeider i 10 år, og har 140kr timen.

>>66145148
>in my cunt
O S L O
S
L
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>>66146285
>>66146328
This.
>girl
>neet
Probably a little princess-syndrome grill refusing to grow up and being supported by her parents. Like most neets they aren't really leeching on the state, more on their families.

>>66146319
I know a mechanic who bought his house when he was 21.. that said, he worked his ass off doing overtime on an oil rig and got all the off shore bonuses, so it's not representative for the working class

but there are many working class jobs out there with generous bonuses for overtime, working shift, bad working conditions etc.

>>66146352
at du gidder fåvæ

>>66146249
I worked at a DIY shop during high school and this was the life of my coworkers. I lived in a rather large city as well, in Norwegian standards.
>>66146352
Maybe leave your mommy's basement?

>>66144924
>When growing up, I was told by my family, teachers, pretty much everyone, that I live in the best country in the world.
>It made me wonder the other day: Do all countries in the world have this mentality?
No. Though South Africans do enjoy beating their chests when it comes to MUH RUGBY and MUH CRICKET.

>>66146389
>so it's not representative for the working class

You're damn right it isn't. Oilriggers make the most money of everyone in Norway with the exception of the elevator mechanic jews.

>>66146420
>at du gidder fåvæ

Hva slags valg mener du jeg har?

>>66146422
>Maybe leave your mommy's basement?

I live alone in an apartment.

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>>66146127
It's true though. When will Poland become the best?

>>66146443
yeah, it was just to get the point across that you can find generous bonuses there as well

there are many other jobs with generous bonuses, even if they aren't on the same level as oil rig jews

but I know several working class guy that get 5-600 k per year, and while they're not rich, it's enough to live comfortably

>>66146489
>5-600 k per year, and while they're not rich,

>300k more than me a year
>not rich

lol

>>66146462
Du ville tjent mer spenn i kassa på Rimi, betydelig mer etter å ha vært der i 10 år.

>>66146443

I've heard elevator mechanics practice nepotism even worse than NRK.

>>66146462
>Hva slags valg mener du jeg har?
det spörs om du er villig til å
A) flytte på deg
B) omskolere deg

men hvis du har vært fornöyd med 140 i timen i 10 år så vet jeg ikke om du gidder disse tingene..

den lönna du har nå er hva jeg fikk da jeg var 16 og hadde sommerjobb
bor du i en skikkelig fattig landsby i Nord Norge eller noe sånn?

>>66146525
>Du ville tjent mer spenn i kassa på Rimi

Mulig, men jeg har sökt på jobber alle mulige andre steder og det er ikke noe jobb å få.

>>66146521
they're not rich, but because of our equality they earn wages on par with the middle class

>>66146474
I love him. really awesome.

>>66146328
regardless her 10k kroner was alot to spend when she felt like doing a few hours monthly

she unironically went on an african tour before we met though, probably from papas money

>>66146557
elevators are very important business, cant leave that to someone you do not know

>>66146525

Hvem i helvete ville kasta bort 10 år av livet sitt bak kassa på Rimi?

>>66146686
Look, I'm not saying Norwegians aren't better off than the rest of Europe, but I'm saying that if you have a shit job in Norway it's not that easy to get by, because the country is retardedly expensive.

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>>66146443
>>66146557
>>66146799
I've heard talk from a colleague that elevator jews rig the elevators to break down prematurely, so they always got a job somewhere.. they fix it, but they don't fix to too well, so they gotta come back in a while and charge the owner one more time.

>>66146864
i hear that about a lot of technical jobs, but thats all it is, hearsay. in reality elevators have very tight tolerances and maintenance manuals so you cant just "sort of" fix them lol

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>>66144924
Kinda, I guess, nobody says we are the best at everything but it's still the best place to live in the developped world.

>>66146864

Is it enough to hire an elevator mechanic without a giant hooknose, if there are any?

>>66147069
idk, my colleague just said he knew one of the mechanics but that's all that's been said to me

>>66146806
but it is
you might feel hard to come by because the rest of the country is retardly rich even if you are lower middle class

>>66144924
Everyone makes fun of Romania here, but as soon as a foreigner says something even remotely negative everyone chimps the fuck out

>>66147132
No. Why it's hard has nothing to do with other people making more money.

It has to do with prices. If I make shit money, and everything is expensive, it is the same thing as literally not having any money, because you can't buy it anyway.

>>66147132
how come it's so absurdly difficult for you to understand that the cost of living here means that we aren't rich after all, just living normal lives?
I can't go out and buy luxury items, I spend my money on food and rent and then I try to save the rest.

>>66147437
Die to my job, I have been in Norway many times. I think Norway is a good country for poor people but bad as soon as you're not poor anymore because being poor in Norway is like being in the middle class in every other country but it's very hard living a bit of luxury in Norway since everything is so fucking expensive. On the other hand, being poor in Germany is shit while being in the middle class to upper class is breddy good.. But being super rich here is shit, then it's time to move to Switzerland

>>66147332
>>66147437
>i cant buy luxury therefore its shit

spoiled oilniggers without a brain

>>66148238
you're the one started talking about how much money your girlfriend can spend

bottom line, she can spend a lot in Hungary but she can't spend a lot in Norway

>>66144924
Not necessarily like that, bit along the lines of you should be grateful

>>66145610

Jesus. I hate those people.

I don't remember being ever told that our country is the best, because it isn't in any aspect. We often boast about having the most beautiful girls and landscape, but that's highly subjective.

>>66145293
Our local rock station plays Kvelertak quite often

>>66145851

Same guy here. I am working towards making my life and my country a bit more fun every day, but it's hard when we have such an insignificant cultural impact in the world at this point.

>>66144924
Nope. Thanks to the third reich, if anyone here hears that you could love France then you'll pretty much be labelled a nazi

>>66150922

Nationalism is underrated