Why are emus strong ? Can your cunt beat emus at war ?

>>66142602
No country has ever beaten emus in a war.

emus literally run faster than bullets

>>66142625
This is a proven fact

>>66142602
Whenever I drive to work, I pass by a farm that has a couple of emus. Each time I remember Australia exists.

Fact: emus are the most powerful race in the world.

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Is this the designated /emu/ general?

>>66143134
Yes

If we could genetically engineer emus into sentience (ie 'uplifting') and replace there musculature with a carbon-diamondoid synthetic actuator system we would lose a lot of money.

>>66142602
America would prevail through determination
Prove me wrong

>>66143134
Fuck they're silly looking wankers aye

>>66145822
America a shit

>>66145822
>prove me wrong
Vietnam

>>66147391
We would have won if it weren't for the fucking hippies.