/brit/

mmmmm karen looks so fuckable

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>>66140392
Could Harambe be resurrected to save the UK?

>>66140385
not only are they pretending to be operators, they're doing such a shit job of it hahaha they sweep each other so much which never occurs in a breach even with trigger discipline and safety engagement smfh

>>66140411

They're just like Americans

Let us have thirty seconds of no posting to respect the fallen King

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me on the left

so nonce edition? get in here thailad mate

paki scumbag

Prefer them over Mexicans

what time will the 3pm kick offs end tomorrow? (roughly)

>>66140440
He's not our king Bruce

>>66140475
3pm

>>66140475
5p

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>>66140392

>>66140433

hmm, they probably turned out this way as a result of doing cadets in high school

should be abolished desu

>>66140475
between 4:45-4:55pm

>tfw friday night and not even ONE friend
>dont even enjoy playing video games anymore

>>66140438
paintball is inconsistent because every paintball is going to be slightly different. the worst one i copped was on my upper back. i had a shirt on but it was just a good paintball and gave me a monster bruise plus blood

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i wish it would stay dark forever

think this taco salad is giving me mudbutt

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>>66140451

>>66140502
thanks

>>66140510
Salads shouldn't do that la...

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Trump is goin to win

dumb pirate frogposter

>>66140531
Nope :/ He's alienated far too many people.

>>66140508
i hope the worst isn't over

>>66140547
why?

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1476495100722.webm

me on my way home from work on a friday x

>>66140488
i think you're always just going to deal with tools like this desu wannabe operators who either didn't make the cut or didn't even try to make the cut

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>>66140546
that's what the media wants you to think

>>66140570
Continentals out.

i remember when /pol/ thought that the neocon of romney would win

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>>66140534

>>66140574
Kek

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¡estupido frog postero!

>>66140546
Hillary is doomed and Wikileaks is going to finish her off in the next couple of weeks, believe me we brits are looking at your election from afar and the momentum is with Trump now. The media has blown their load with the sexual stuff and none of it has had a real effect.

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>>66140586

lost control lads

going to sleep at 7am-10am has become a regular occurence

haha

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Any luck with Brexit so far?

the mexican is afraid of a trump presidency because he knows his economy will go down the shitter once he gets slapped with tariffs and sanctions

>>66140617
I only sleep weird hours at the weekend, get some herbal nytol and got off the chon.

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Who Marxist here? Daily reminder workers control of the mop is petit bourgeois nonsense.

>>66140637
alri aisha

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>>66140618

Jeremy Corbyn is a turbororke in disguise, he secretly hates mainland europeans and was very pleased when we voted for brexit.

fuck stalin

fuck mexicans

corbyn is just an idiot who works for the russian intelligence, He along with Nigel, want to destroy the UK!

fuck me

please?

>>66140660
He hates europeans and love asians and Africans

>>66140700
Shut up Pedro Ramirez

>>66140708
I would, but you're too cold.

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>"Good morning anon, huh? what are you doing on the computer? it's 5am!"
>"Come back to bed and cuddle with me"

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>25%

>>66140721
He only likes blacks cos they do the shitty jobs in his constituency,

>>66140732
>Piss off back to bed love.
>I'm doing important shitposting ere

>>66140732
I'd fuck her in the anal

>>66140732
can you imagine

t. KGB

>>66140732
hmm shant be doing that

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NEED A CHRISTIAN GF LADS

>>66140708
*fucks you*
ah yes

>>66140732
Her nose is massive

>>66140751
link her tumblr

>>66140732
fuck off SLAG the communist mexican and thailad are posting

>>66140732
my computer is more important than you
know your place, slut

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>>66140756
Thanks

OVEN MAGNET

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need a cute australian bf

how's this post

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lock her up
lock her up
lock her up

>>66140751
Why does she have the haircut of some girl on Mad Men?

>>66140764
What if she read this post and now she's crying and cutting herself?

>>66140732
who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my bed?

>>66140751
>You'll always be second to Jesus in her heart

>>66140799
I don't care for overly sensitive women tbqh

Memelland

>>66140818
This, I already have enough issues on my own, I don't really need a woman with baggage.

want to bash people who say high school were the best years of their lives

>>66140784
post face

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She has aged like fine wine

>>66140732
who the fuck wears makeup to bed

>>66140834
Most definitely not

>>66140818

WHat?!?

WHY AREN'T YOU OUTRAGED AT EVERYTHING?

NEED I REMIND YOU THAT THE CURRENT YEAR IS TWENTY SIXTEEN!!?????????

>>66140838
ashley fires is one of my favs

want to bash people who want to bash people who say high school were the best years of their lives

want to bash people who have best years of their lives

first person to respond to this post gets shagged

>>66140861

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>>66140852
I like when she does femdom, would love her to shove a dildo up my bum

>>66140861
yo

>>66140871
>sloppy seconds

>>66140866
sorry meant to say first ATTRACTIVE person gets shagged

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https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/785933044448370688

>>66140861
>>66140877
alri

>>66140876
u wana bet? *rapes everyone*

> when i get angry i punch things

can you think of any other type of person who has a lower IQ than those kinds of people?

pro-tip: no you can't

alright

Your runtness depends on what were the best years of your life:
Elementary/Primary School: +10 runt points
High/Secondary School: +5 runt points
College/University: +0 runt points
The Current Year: -5 runt points
Does not apply if you're currently in one of the first three categories.

>>66140867
not into that but her eyes are mesmerizing

>>66140898
*shags*

ahh yes

so its true what they say about icelanders

>>66140772
post machines

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>So anon I heard you are a bloody racist, it is a shame because I thought you were a cutie

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gf on the right

>>66140932
bit veiny

>>66140891
seems like a nice person. just vain

>>66140932
>implying disgusting virgin subhuman muts can be racist

>>66140940
bit chinky

>>66140932
no you didn't
fuck off

>>66140905
i recently punched a cabinet after banging my head on a granite table when i was picking up a chewing gum

got a bump on the forehead

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>>>/pol/92974406
lads

>>66140976
You're the one watching it, runt.

>>66140973

iqlet detected

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>>66140891
oh my daaayz

>>66140905
nothing wrong with taking your rage out on a pillow

pirates are getting pirated

>>66141002
Wife material

WHERE is the fucking nonce
I have a goddamn fucking question

you know whats the funny thing? if thailad responds to a post here that says something negative about that new king he can be sent into jail

got in ANOTHER arguement with the internet gf

>>66141016
alri

>>66140997
it was a split second action. was only angry for about 5 seconds

I never come close to throwing a tantrum

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https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/772866637850611712

haha lads

>>66140905
woops hah

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>>66140891

https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/786593279525720064

bit hypocritical in't she

>>66141027
post FUCKING machines

>>66140996
You wont call me that again unless you want some serious trouble on your hands

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>>66141027
As it bloody well should be in regards to monarchs.

They are not figures of fun let me tell you that

((((>>66141027)))))

>>66141033
had to flee the fucking country did you?

>>66141039
let squid's day off
beeegiiiin

@66141060
shan't be replying to this aggressive post

>>66141051
>gf
have another look m8

>>66141073
shall you be replying to this?
*knocks you flat with a single right hook*

My computer is looking pretty swole now
got Dwarf Fortress working finally on Linux so now I can be a true Haxor

>>66141094
c-careful m8, i hear he is built like a brick shithouse

>>66141054
boot licking runt

>>66140976
>>66140976
>>66140976
>>66140976
critically important post here lads

>>66141102
if your computer isn't a raspberry pi you aren't allowed to don a fedora with pride

can someone vocaroo the most british sounding phrase you can think of?

>>66141122
No, fuck off.

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>>66141094
a budgies hardon would have more impact you spacky runt

give me your best smack mon

better know i'm going to wreck the track, rock the track, i'm hot on the track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEeSnd8kGo

This voocaroo is exclusively for American posters ITT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NIIHSjtX9o

>>66141110
*knuckles literally shatter as they connect with his jaw*

>>66141142
i can't take the heat, i'm fucking out of here!
*hops on my harley and drives off*

>>66141054
>muh freedom of speech

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>white people still think they have a right to exist after everything they have done

b...but they bring cibilization!!!11 >>66141163

>>66141155

couldn't quite hear you m8

Hey English Professors
What does "I'm greek" mean on 4ch?

>>66141163
>Britain still thinks it has a right to exist after being rendered obsolete by America

>>66141179
It's a German meme. Don't bother trying to understand it

>>66141163
Sins of the father are not the sins of the son.

>>66141179
"I am from Greece"

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>>66141160
*rounds the corner*

WAHEEEYYYYYYYYY

shan't be running from me you little fucking CUNT

havent seen thailad today
has he been purged for not mourning the death of the king?

kikes and anglos didn't bring civilization but destruction

>>66141114
get fucked

funny, isn't it?

>>66141179
ching chong azumuki ne hao

>>66141224
Alri Nige?

>>66141160
Jesus brandon are you ok? Does your insurance premium cover this?

>>66141179
means you're a boyfucker who has crippling debt

>>66141200
Probably commemorating the dead king's memory by going on a noncing rampage through the kiddy brothels

my inside joke, that is

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>66141198
WHOA WHOA HOLD ON CUT
*freeze frame*
*rewinding sounds*
You're probably wondering how I wound up in this situa- *gets slammed head on by a northern powerhouse*

>>66141252
quite fond of this gimmick

want me to let you in on it, do ya?

>>66141190
>>66141244
thanks
then i'm not greek

have an eight inch willy

AMA

>>66141172
Can't you read? Wasn't for you anyway.

>>66141239
what was the purpose of this post

>>66141198
*uses an Acela Express train to chase you around*

>>66141274
very cute


become a regular on /brit/ nip

>>66141328
Yeah I agree mate

>>66141278
yea what's that in metric luv x

>>66141278

> inch

foy fy fouy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfvxtL9wO4w
GET ON THE FLO'

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Karen is a qt

>>66141325
ive got the same bucket hat

>>66141312
whats your weight in metric?

a metric ton?

indeed she is

gonna start responding to posts in the future

>>66145333
haha nah idk mate

>>66141333
Iesu(yes in japanese)

>>66141333
Nonce

>>66141334
Wish I could pull off a bucket hat 2bh

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need a gf to do this to me

>>66141289
not sure

>>66141337
you're on point this morning

>>66141354
you could pull ME off

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>>66141333

>>66141400
come on mate leave it out

>>66141356
Not a bad life except for the broken neck

>>66141367
gonna beat you up and take your shoes 2bh

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>I use the Metric system

>>66141379
can't wear fairy shoes m8

>>66141381
prefer imperial for pounds and miles, but metric really is nice for centimeters and small masses

what weighs more lads?

a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks

>>66141398
Fair point

>>66141403
a ton of steel spastic

>>66141403
brick shithouse

>>66140976
HATE how black british sound

>>66141403
an american

>>66141403
Technically, a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of Gold, since Gold and other precious metals are measured in Troy pounds, which are lighter than the Avoirdupois pounds used for all other objects, such as feathers.

>>66141403
ya fookin skull

>>66141434
too far mate. some of us are sensitive about that kind of shit

>>66141440
spacky cunt

>>66141403
whichever one takes up the least amount of space weighs ever so slightly more due to gravity

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>>66141430
thank you for replying to my post israel!

>>66141440
that's not what he asked is it though you fucking moron

>>66141468
>>66141472
I'm not wrong, though.

would you date an asexual girl? not even a handjob

karen looks so happy

Don't like the cold season but apple pie moonshine is pretty tasty and it's always around in winter

>>66141485
no

>>66141486
yeah because she knows she isnt mexican

two multiplied by ten plus one

>>66141485
no

>>66140392
Hello britbros! I'm probing around in google streetview for historical are of cities, do you have any favorites I might want to see?

As the flames rose to her Roman nose

And her Ipod started to melt

>>66141485
Not really 2bh. While dating someone just for sex is vain and silly, sexual stuff is good for a relationship.

>>66141485
LITERALLY all cons and no pros

no

>>66141455
more of you to love

>>66141508
newcastle

>>66141505
(two multiplied by ten) plus one or two multiplied by (ten plus one)

>>66141508
>>66141155

>>66141508
*historical areas

>>66141485
if i got to violently rape her in the ass and vag every once and a while to blow off steam then sure

>>66141505
2*10+1 = 21
(2*10) + 1 = 21
2 * (10+1) = 22

>>66141508
Here's a goldmine for America
https://webapp1.dlib.indiana.edu/cushman/

>>66141485
it would mask my sexual impotency so yes

>>66141485
yes
I'm asexual myself

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>I'm asexual myself

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cheeky

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>yes, I'm asexual myself

If I could clone any human, living or dead, it'd be myself 2bh

I'd make the other me go to work and sell drugs while I smoke blunts and cruise around town all day, and if I refused I'd have to beat myself into line.

>>66141635
dont tempt me

>asexual

Doesnae exist laddie.

Yer pintel must harden at something

>>66141638
>i will wait i promise
blates talking about suicide

asexual hahaahahhaa

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>>66141580
*slips you this on the low*

Many of us on here are asexual, just not intentionally or voluntarily.

no one i have ever met that identified as asexual was interesting or completely sane

>>66141539
>>66141553
the answer I was looking for was
"romeo done"

>>66141714
Alrighty there Dr. Pavel

t. CIA

22 and I have just started sprouting chest hair

>>66141712
do you identify with the robots? like, do you self insert as them?

>>66141727
what did he mean by this

>>66141739
robots can't love, jews can't love

I can see the appeal

>>66141732
STAT (start trapping australian twink)

>>66141752
You can't consult friends

>>>/tv/75327848

LOL

>>66141712
post machines

>>>/pol/92974406
lads

no one cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvQ7kpWYMQ
New Gucci

if u aint know

>>66141827
what is this italian shit

Poos are starting to loosen and burn a bit, 4 days in though so not bad going tbf

>>66141823

why are mexicans so cruel?

https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/54n73z/flayed_amputated_cartel_member_beheaded/

because the CIA trains our drug cartels

>>66141870
Dr. Pavel pls

We need the cartels because otherwise we'd kill each other the same way 2bh

We just outsourced it to the Mexicans and pay them to do the dirt for us

watching new south park lads

pre funny desu hahahaha

>>66141896
South Park is pretty good 2bh, much better than Family Guy.

>>66141856
> r slash watchpeopledie
hope you end up on there one day

Good heavens, just look at the time

>>66141896
new south park is shite

bet you're not even over the age of 20

>>66141903
yeah family guy is awful

>>66141923
im 23 you little runt

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Reagan and his paleocons supported the kingpin of Pablo Escobar

>>66141936
with the mental age of a 5 year old

>>66141910

bit mean haha

>>66141946
>paleocon
FOY

>>66141946
your manifesto would be entertainment for days

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>my son has a mobile phone, he's really good at cyber!

>>66141923
its not THAT bad desu
used to be worse during the coon season or whatever, they picked themselves up after that
weirdly last two seasons have had an overarching storyline rather than the usual new plot every episode that the show usually used

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj7IGY1MaC4
I got 36 ounces
Fish Scale uncut
Newspaper on the floor
I break it down bag it up
Hit the hood sew it up
Hit the kitchen blow it up
18 wheeler full of bricks
The feds say they know what's up
I'm a keep it swingin
Till the day they come and lock me up

business idea:
separate /int/ thread for black people

>>66141947
youre carrying on like it's the worst thing ever made. it's still somewhat funny. it's not amazing but it's still watchable.

how can you set fire to your hand?

>>66141947
>>66141923
oh calm down you big baby

https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/mens-shoes/mens-moccasins-loafers/princetown-leather-slipper-with-snake-p-429054DLC501063?position=24&listName=ProductGridComponent&categoryPath=Men/Mens-Shoes

finna treat myself

>>66142016
It's called /eire/

>>66141970
he looks so much more respectable and serious this way

post machines

>>66142026
pour something flammable on your hand and then introduce it to fire

big tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6WJYe6n-l8

>>66142062
I think this is the other israeli poster

((((all of them)))) are machine posters for me

>>66142044
/brit/

black reserved int threads

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>>66141856
literally right next to this country.

>>66142161
mexico is like your ireland

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2hlWLno5Y
GRIPPIN GRAIIN
SWITCHIN LANE
SELLIN COCAINE OUT A CANDY THANG

well, white trash racists are good customers

Is ordering a shawarma racist in your country? Why?

>>66142199
*hacks your head off with a machete*
DONT FUCK WITH ME, CARLOS

just had to take a shit in a bag and piss in a bottle because i cant wake my dad up

>>66142223
How old are you?

>>66142235
20

my dad is 74 and nearly senile but refuses to wear ear plugs and yells at me if i open my door at night

>>66142252
>74
jesus

holy fuck..............

>>66142252
>74

hmmm

>>66142252
>74
>20
>54 when he had you

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW THE CANADIAN WAS AN AUTISTIC CUNT

HAHAHA GOT YOU

A bit drunk lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx4-8zxRj3U

>>66142337
my mom was 38, the sperm doesnt go bad retard

>>66142425
yeah it can. they both have an effect, it's just more pronounced in the mother.

he is an autist

>leafs
>one person

ah yes

>>66142517
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>>66142438
Actually, rate of mutations depend on the age of the father than the mother. However, fertility does decline more rapidly in the mother.

>>66140401
>>66140401
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