Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

first for JS imouto

御疲れ秋刀魚

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>>66137083

>>66137124
But you have no imout.

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>>66137176
>two posts in a single night
It makes it hurt twice as much.

>>66137176
WTF isac?

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>>66137181

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>>66137176
Isac, why are you ignoring me?

>>66137181
give me your imot

>>66137176
I saw you post words itt 1 or 2 times. Other times are always in silence.
You're a very quiet and modesty person.

こんにちは。

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勃起した

おまえら「YOUは何しに日本へ?」とういう番組知ってる?

>>66137395
はい

>>66137395
知らない

そういう番組は見ないから

>>66137346
>>66137224
He can't hear you. He's a ghost who haunts Japanese-related threads and /g/.

>>66137395
当たり前

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>>66137417
He used to reply to my greetings but now he doesn't seem to want to do it anymore. It hurts so much.

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>>66137224
i read your posts
>>66137346
i was recently watching japanese movies on my theater

>>66137417
Does he do the same other thread and /g/?
He seems he is not very good at using English.

>>66137471
>He used to reply to my greetings but now he doesn't seem to want to do it anymore. It hurts so much.
That's because his spirit is slowly fading from this mortal world.

>>66137542
Good, thanks for your reply and I take my words (this )>>66137544 back, sorry.

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>>66137544
>He seems he is not very good at using English.
How dare you!!!

>>66137559
he's going to a better place...i should be happy for him...

>>66137625
Just I thought he seemed he was shy to use English, but I take my word back now.

Isac is always welcomed to Japanese thread.

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Today I will have lunch in Shinjuku with a friend

>>66137697
Don't mind me, my friend. I was just joking.

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どんなポッドキャスト聞いた方がいい?聞き取りが悪いんだぞ。技術に興味がある。

>>66137745
日本人の友達と?男?女?

>>66137781
I was just joking, too. lol

>>66137745
YOU NORMIE SCUMFUCKS GET THE FUCK OFF.

>>66137745
ホワイ

>>66137697
If you have seen him talking only a couple of times here before, you are newer than him.
He should be welcoming you.

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>>66137681
If his happiness comes at the cost of our bereavement, I'll welcome it, despite the pain.

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>>66137818
女

>>66137967
show her your anime fetish

>>66137849
>bereavement
New vocabulary for me today.
I learn a new thing everyday here in JT.

>>66137849
Would you save Isac from dying, even if that ended up causing the complete annihilation of all mankind?

>>66137967
だから、何人?(なにじん?) 日本人?

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>>66138092
日本人

>>66137992
I use miku stickers when I talk to her (and everyone else) on line

>>66138134
その友達とは日本語で話すの?英語で話すの?

>>66138021
>Would you save Isac from dying, even if that ended up causing the complete annihilation of all mankind?
No, that's not what he would want.

>tfw there hasn't been a comfy isac thread in years and there probably never will be again

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>>66138182
どちらも話してる

友達の作り方教えてくれよ

>>66137395
あ、お前が出てた番組か
テレ東の

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>>66138282
>Get an app where you can talk to people
>Hey want to do something sometime
>Do something sometime

Alternatively go on activities where like minded individuals gather like idk yoga lessons, hiking events, hobby events, life drawing events etc

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>>66138319

http://rinna.jp/

>>66138395
>an app
Too embarrassing, only losers meet friends over the internet.

>go on activities where like minded individuals gather
>like minded individuals
It's always fucking normies.

>>66138282
1.小麦粉200グラムに佐藤を少々混ぜます
2.3枚におろした鈴木に1をまぶし一晩おきます
3.その間にご飯を茶碗によそいます
4.永谷園のお茶漬け海苔とお茶を3にかけて食べます
5.(ﾟдﾟ)ｳﾏｰ

>>66138512
>鈴木
どこで買えばいい?

>>66138399
why is the bottom right guy in every single japanese tv screenshot ever

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>>66138488
>Too embarrassing, only losers meet friends over the internet.

Suit yourself, I am at least going to enjoy lunch now with this very interesting and good looking girl who works in television which I met on tinder

See you later

>>66138626
Himura is a very popular comedian who appears on many shows.

>>66138644
>tinder
>friends
Okay.

お前らカイカイとかいう日韓の奴らが言い争ってるクソサイト知ってる?

Hi boys...I am going to transition soon tbqh!

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>>66138644
>tinder
>friends

hahah the ride never fucking stops

>>66138766
Don't you mean lgbtqh?

>>66138644
>tinder
lol I bet she has VD

>>66138574
鈴木は約1799000人も居るんだからすぐ見つかるだろ

>>66138644

Grabben, vad sysslar du med?

>>66138792
ya ive decided to transition to a girl...im muscular but i hate being a man tbqh..im just not a boy...but im an uggo man in a dress .__.

>>66138827
Are you that marine guy who's always spamming pictures of that Idolmaster girl with red hair?

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これはひどい

>>66138801
日本人の人口の約1.5パーセントなのに一人も会っていない
妙だな
今までの友達作りが失敗した原因かな
鈴木さえあれば

>>66138282
Being a loser.

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>>66138728
>>66138788
>>66138795
>>66138806

I met her way back and we used to hang out a lot, but then I got my girlfriend, but just because I have a gf now does not mean i cannot hang out with people I have dated before

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>>66138827
>>66138869

>>66138892
過去に会った鈴木ってやつに碌なのいなかったから
そこは安心していい

>>66138911
lol I bet you have VD too

>>66138911
2Dの彼女なら、そりゃhang out できなくて当然

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もう二次元でいいや

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>>66138911

Det här kommer sluta bra

>>66138954
Wtf is vd

Posting from my iphone

>>66138946
碌でない材料のレシピは望ましくない

>>66139089
性行為感染症

>>66139047
BBA

>>66138282
酒、釣り、ゴルフ、麻雀

>>66139365
17歳の女子に対して使う言葉かね

たぶん九州には鈴木は存在しない
見たことない

>>66139382
酒は友達を作ってから一緒の飲むもんじゃない?

毎日釣りしてるけど結果無し

>>66138757
カイカイch?
グーグル翻訳でよみにくいよね

ていうか、日本人しかいないじゃん、あそこ

>>66139545
逆だ。
友達は酒を飲みながら作るもんだ

もれは童貞白人と結ばれるのが夢だ

>>66139619
逆だな
酔って友達を作った事は一度もない

>>66139657
子宮は?

>>66139060
post the fuckin id dammit

>>66139725
酒飲んで近所に座ってる人と話したりしないのか

>>66139790
友達としか話さない

>>66139725
穴はひとつ

こころもひとつ

お前ら海外の万国反応記とかいう偏ってるクソサイト知ってる?

Question for Japanese people; why so many of your Prime Ministers are Catholic? There are very few Christians in your country, I do not understand.

>>66139973
Only three of eight Christian PMs were Catholics.
Where are you from?

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>>66139973
their heads are empty

>>66139536
鈴木は物部氏・石上氏の系列だから関西~中部だよ
九州は嵯峨源氏、桓武平氏の流れもあるし
大神氏や安曇氏とか独特な氏がいるから名字も独特

中国朝鮮はそのまま氏を名乗ってるけど
日本は氏から派生した名字だから多彩なんだよな

>>66139536
>>66140178
>鈴木は...中部
なのに一人も会っていない

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>>66138911
>but then I got my girlfriend

m8, これは人間じゃねぇ
リアルな子たち存在するよ!
口説いて行きさえすればいいと思う。

>>66140085
three of height is still a huge overrepresentation compared to their numbers within the general population

>>66140259
ステーキが目の前にあるのにドッグフード食えとでも言って誰得

>>66140232
もっと歩きまわって探すんだ…伝説の鈴木を

>>66140299
What I am saying is that it is Christians in general, not just Catholics specifically, that are overrepresented among PMs.

>mfw no big white dick for me to suck
>mfw I have no face

>>66140643
they're probably cathocucks

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>this is a boy
Why you do this to me, Japan?

佐藤の方が多い。
ここの外国人の日本情報が、なぜかいつも20年前くらいなのが気になる。
鈴木の一位は推定集計時代のものだから。

日本のAVとなると、
なぜか無修正な作品のほうが普通の作品よりつまらない。
まるでおメコを見せることできるからって、
ベストを尽くすのがめんどくさくなるようだ。( •̀ω•́ )

>>66140798
鈴木が日本一多いって誰が言ってる?

>無修正
誰かこの外人を通報しろ

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>these are the kinds of expats that japan attracts

>>66140773
What are you talking about?

>>66140951
>Thai flag
To be fair most of these things are probably child molesters in addition to being disgusting weebs, but one must appreciate the irony.

>>66140979
New to Japan threads I see.

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Hey guys. American/weirdo/fiance/Japanese woman/Anon here.

I love southern music, I do freely admit that I'm drunk and sentimental. But I ask,

Has southern rock reached the far East?

>>66140952
The fact that they specified catholics instead of christians.

>>66140999
Fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ

>>66139958
しってる
英語もできない奴らがコメ欄で騒いでる
あと劇薬表示は管理人がマジで頭いかれてるので有名

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>>66140979
>unironically using "one" in 2016

are you wearing a fedora, by any chance?

>>66139958
なりすまし国旗のプロパガンダだろ

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>>66140995
>implying

>>66139958
サイトじゃなくてそこのまとめ民が好きじゃない……
元スレ読まないでわかった気になってるし

>>66140999
>I love southern music

>>66141019
>>66141044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxaA-bJ35s&index=4&list=PL7BC9D2B8396F9FBB

What is your opinion of this? I'm genuinely curious.

>>66139958
俺のサイトをクソサイトと呼ぶな

>>66141072
>He doesn't devote his downtime to art for fun

Bro sorry to say, you are not smart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7leQB_Oe_k

>>66141019
あれによって日本国旗が知識のないレスばっかしてる馬鹿だとバレた
オチスレが怖い

>>66141100
Some more American Jazz, sux at first but give it 30 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmOArLdg9d4

>America sux lolololol

"C'mon dude, be appreciative"

Na'meen?

>>66141180
チョンモメンの糞レスはだいたい省いてあるよ
炎上するから

翻訳まとめサイトでアクセス数を稼ぐには、日本を褒めちぎるか批判で煽るかになるでしょう
そういうものだろうと思って読み流している

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>>66141075
can't watch it

>>66141124
This is shit. So is the rest of what you've posted. Your taste in music is absolute rubbish. Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byecmk9ANYs

>>66141180
>バレた
取り上げるスレによるよ……
面白くて盛り上がってるスレでもサイトの読者層に受けないと思ったら全く訳されないし
まとめしか見てない人は本当に面白いスレを見逃してる

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>>66141034

劇薬表示ってサイトは記事が投稿されてから2分も経たないうちにクソジャップめみたいなコメントつくから管理人の自演じゃないかって言われてる

本当に怖い 精神障害者みたい

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULRSOK1KPQ

>>66141214
Ah, sorry dude. Let me see...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U&index=5&list=PL-4oZzaSFFKhOpeAoXP8pA2a_kXP0osmq

>>66141204
ウソのネタを書いてまでするなと言いたい

>>66141248
クソジャップめ

>>66141204
実は日本全く関係ないスレの方が客観的に見れて面白かったりする
他国の煽り合い、馴れ合いほんとすこ
何より今まで知らなかった、意外だったことが多くて興味深い

>>66140908
外国人が鈴木まみれの実体について具体的に知っていたので。

>>66141279
捕鯨おじさんに言われるとリアル

>>66141299
なんでや若いかもしれないだろ!

>>66141299
鯨食べたい

>>66141277
海外の万国反応記はウソのネタがよくあるね

>>66141215
You are such a square

俺のサイトのネタをウソだと言うな

I am beginning to realize how little Japanese """""Culture"""""" cares about the outside world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HamLxGxeDqI

The world spins around them yet they do not give a singular fuck as long as daddy America protects and teaches them.

You'll be left behind.

>>66141345
>daddy America
Is this new meme?(´・ω・`)

>>66141282
うん、ぜんぜん関係ない国のは楽しめる

>>66141282
そういうトコにいって参入し、さすが日本さんの見識素晴らしい、と言われるのが面白い。

>>66141248
劇薬表示以外の他のサイトも1米が糞ジャップじゃん
2chのスレも全部そうだよ
「糞ジャップ」「悪いのは安倍」が2取っててID全部が違う

これがあるから朝鮮人はキモイといわれてる
多分スレを何人かで持ち場を決めて担当してるんだわ
お前、朝鮮人のキチガイさをまだまだ理解しきれてねーな

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>>66141383
Whether you like it or not it's a fact we have shaped your current government/economic policy and protected your country from... nearly all of Asia.

You are rich because of us. You are safe because we will die for you. You are doing well in this world! Very rare for a defeated country.

>>66141321
お前に食わす鯨はない!イルカを食べなさい

>>66141441
>You are rich because of us. You are safe because we will die for you.
Wow, it's almost like you dumb fucks are cucking yourselves.

>>66141448
要るか

>>66141459
Why are you offended on behalf of another nation cuck

>>66141459
/int/ memes aside dude, can we talk and chill for a bit? I'm drunk on vodka and doing homework. You?

>>66141481
そうか要るのか

>>66141388
4chanの反応ってさ、絶対t.Albert BarbosaもShart in martも取り上げてくんねえじゃん
だから反応しか見てない奴はmemeを壊滅的に知らない
レスを緑色に変えて皮肉な返しにしたりツッコミにしたりしてたって無理矢理ただの会話調に変えられるし

>>66141406
VANK頑張ってるわ

今たまたま覗いた「鉄パイプ」スレでも2がチョン
「レンホー二重国籍」だと勢いあり過ぎ乗り遅れて4がチョン
ジャップジャップ言ってるよ

>>66140804
皆さん、これについて思う?
それに、好きなAV女優は?

>tfw have been lifting for four years and is basically an old man
>tfw bought hormones to become the girl I am on the inside

>>66141526
つまらんmeme

>>66141441
I'm not talking about your opinion
I'm talking about the word itself
Daddy ○○ sounds weird for me

>>66141491
>>66141493
>seppo can't handle the bants

>>66141570
They must be working well because you're desperate for attention

>>66141598
>>66141598
I am histrionic tbqh...

memeといえばi'm greekの意味がわからない

>>66141554
洋物のマンコ女優の紹介しろ
使えねー外人だな

Jenna HazeとかAlyssa Branchとかまだ生きてんの?

>>66141595
>respond to bantz with bantz
>""""""""""""""""I"""""""""""""""""""""""" can't handle it

おやすみなさい。

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涼しくなってきた

>>66141581
面白いとかつまらんとかじゃなくて
まとめだけ見てる奴が俺は4chanのこと何でも知ってる的に振る舞うのが変
クソスレも面白いスレも入り乱れてるのが普通だし

>>66141665
くだらない
観察されてるゴリラだと自覚しろ

>>66141550
でも結果が出てないよね。安倍政権は連戦連勝。首相任期は延長になるでしょう。

>>66141388
ブルガリアがイギリスとめっちゃ下らんdisりあいしてるスレヤバかった
ファーwwwってなったわ

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>>66141620

>>66141700
安倍と桜井は支持層が違うから安倍には影響なし

>>66141642
おやすみなさい(´-｀)zzz

>>66141681
自分も4chan民やんけ
じゃあお互いゴリラってことでここはひとつ

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>>66141715

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黒ギャルデカ尻とかホッテントットみたいだ。
でもホッテントットだって人の魅力のひとつでもある。
それと同等の許容感ならある。

>>66141642
sweet dreams bae xx

>>66141681
お前はどの立場でものを言ってるんだよw

>>66141768
No, he does. He hates foreigners and wants his culture for himself and is also a weeb.

That's just one hilarity of a laundry list of things. Also, stop drunkposting.

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>>66141751

>>66141700
火に油注いでる感じだよな
Twitterと掛け持ちしてるせいで身バレして「やはりまたチョンか」言われてるし

>>66141795
ヲチからでしょ

>>66141797
Why the fuck would I listen to a kid on the internet buddy? And why are you defending his abhorrent bitch nigger attitude?

>>66141804
Are you bored?

>>66141819
4chanで4chanのposterをゴリラと呼んでも
自分もゴリラってことになるだけなのに

>>66141615
>>66141615
Raven RileyとTaylor Rainはめっちゃ懐かしい。
中学生のころは、放課後に自宅へ急いで帰って、家族の共有したパソコンでオナニーをしまくってた。

Kek.

>>66141829
Is that even a question? Of course he is Nippon-dono.

>>66141829
"yes"
I need to go and have a shave, supposed to go to a barbecue in a while.

それより、なんかアメリカ人の間で俺がどうも問題を起こしてしまったようだな

>>66141850
履歴は消せよ
母ちゃんに見つかるぞ

maybe ill drink tonight...

>>66141820
I think you have me confused laddy

>>66141865
Fukkin liar bro. No whitey who's fluent in Nippon just """leaves""" for a social event

>>66141880
Kill yourself, what the fuck is a laddy? Be proud of your culture, it's the strongest on the planet.

>>66141900
You are my lad, I'll take you under my wing.

ノックしてからコンマ1秒でドア開けちゃノックの意味がねえんだよカーチャン

>>66141850
>Raven Riley
可愛いよな
何歳か知らないけどもしかしてもうおばちゃんなのか…

>>66141860
That is about the event that you guys continue to paste strange pictures.
>>66141865
Are you guys quarreling?

>>66141873
そうそうそう
でも全部削除しないように気をつけなきゃいけない。
"Clear all"はダメ。怪しいなぁ

>>66141961
ああ確かにそうか
なんかお前手慣れてんな

>>66141949
Yo my Japanese friend, it's weird as fuck, but it's kindof perceived as friendly to be mean if you're VERY FRIENDLY with people. ONLY if you've reached that status.

Kindof like if you fart in a room and nobody cares. For example,
"You fag who's playing this week?"
"Boston vs Jew York, who you bettin' on?"
"Nothing that shit is all for niggers"

Fin.

Nobody cares about cultures do they huh?

エロサイトを見るときはChromeブラウザのシークレットモードを使っている

>>66142025
umm
Did you tell that kiwi in this thread was Japanese?
That guy is Japanese?

>>66142107
What do you mean? I do not understand sorry.

>>66142094
アブノーマルな趣味はある?

>>66141969
>>66142025
shhh go to sleep

>>66142127
I asked you about this.
>he is Nippon-dono.

>>66141984
英語がある程度まで分かるなら、これ面白い。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu73ng-W60o

英語できなくても、意味を理解できるかもしれない。

>>66142151
He was calling you that, he just didn't use a comma.

>>66142151
I'm sorry I'm still kindof confused. I've been "trolling" him.

>>66142145
Stop man

>>66142151
>>66142181
What? NO no no, what?

>>66142193
Why would I stop man? Quite a pointless pursuit, no?

>>66142181
I got it. :)
thanks
>>66142193
I see.
You say that kiwi or ausie is troll

>>66142228
You should assume Aussie is troll

I'm not trying to be mean, only truthful.

>>66142226
Dude my fiance is a Japanese Native and I speak the language badly. Just... just shut the fuck up and learn through our conversations you pervert.

>>66142258
Just realized who you are. You think it's a good idea to get married? I don't think you are happy.

>>66142212
I understood finally.
Don't worry.

>>66142281
Thanks 4chan doctor.

>>66142282
Alright man. Take it easy.

>>66142304
Admit it. Spill your guts you drunk.

>>66142281
Also, seriously? I fucking spelt it out for you. How the fuck did it take you THIS LONG to figure out who I was?!!

Does 2+3 not = 5??? Jesus Christ we got a special case coming aboard, even on 4chan!

>>66142281
Eh, if you plan on having children it's a good idea. Otherwise not super necessary.

>>66142318
>>66142317
She's my wallet. I'm fucking a 43 year old.

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裸少年を
世界を守れ

>>66142318
Family, that is already the case with him.

>>66142335
Go on

>>66142329
I was speaking to him specifically, not in general.

>>66142318
Go take your meds Thai, lmao.

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>>66142351
That's it. She's Japanese and makes ALOT of money and I'm her boy toy/green card.

i wanna try hobgoblin ale. does it taste good?

>>66142391
Never had it but have you been in Tanakaya in Mejiro?

>>66142378
Is she at least attractive? Does she have any genuine feelings for you? Does she know that's what it's all about for you? How did you come to this?

>>66142391
Never had it. I'm guessing it has pumpkin flavor? I do not know though...

>>66142431
Shut the fuck up kiddo.

anon, today my father has a birthday, however
I don't know what he wants.
What did you give[as a gift] a year ago to someone from your family?

>>66142458
You don't know my job by now, dude?

>>66142452
answer

>>66142478
I will tell you this. If you show me your face with a timestamp, I will show you my face now, and my face in 2 months when I'm in Japan.


Deal?

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>>66142515
why do you wanna see my face numale keklord

r u gay? the plot thickens

>>66142407
no, i've never been to mejiro.

>>66141415
>>66141034
these pepes really deserve a punching edit

How would I say:

>Your video from an hour ago was removed

in Japanese?

>>66142555
Dude, I'm /fit/ and gorgeous. That's why I have a rich suger mama who will propel my family forward a few generations.

ANSWER
THE
QUESTION

how about blue moon? does it taste good?

>>66142571
Do you live in Tokyo or around Tokyo? It's nice.
http://tanakaya.cognacfan.com/

You can get a lot of different beers there. There's also a bigger beer store but it's like in Adachi so nah.

>>66142340
それ、子供のようにみえるけど、
バシリスクっていう爬虫類なんだぜ

>>66142329
It's necessary to be married if you want to have sex with a woman also.

>>66142469
Get him a nice bottle of wine or whisky.

音楽聴きながら昼寝するわ
おやすみ

Joe Hisaishi in Budokan - Studio Ghibli 25 Years Concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9mGQU7rGGM

>>66142605
i live in kanagawa prefectue.
i don't go to toyoshima ward. i wish it was in minato ward.

>>66142654
A year ago did like this.

>>66142624

Yeah.

But really I work for an automotive parts company. I thought everyone knew that. Unless I've only talked about it in Nippongo.

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>>66142584
Anyone?

>>66142589
post her face faget i dont give a fuck what you look like

>>66142709
Just get him a different dram, not complicated.

>>66142731
>一時間前のビデオは消去されました
not enough context

>>66142677
>toyoshima
please...

>>66142906
A video on youtube was taken down due to copyright grounds. I want to tell the person that it was taken down on twitter.

>>66142965
おまえが1時間前にようつべにうっぷした動画けされてっぞw

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>>66142906
>>66142994
Thanks!

>>66142930
i had a mitake because i am not familiar with northern tokyo.

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>>66143054
Don't believe everything you hear on 4chan...

>>66142180
簡単な英語だからほぼ全て理解できたと思う
けど、そんなに笑えなかったのは何故なんだろう・・

このコメディアンの人は有名?

>>66142731
Why does he reach out his hand?

The weather is so comfy today. It's perfect.

>>66143223
Key &Peele は有名。

>>66143352
そうなんだ、ありがとう

>the weather is so comfy and perfect.
I-I haven't been to outside yet.

最近イスラエリとスオミが来てない予感( ﾟдﾟ)
ブラジリアンも見かけない

NHKが放送してた「解散風が吹いている」って
どこの国のことなんだろう・・・

>>66143544
アカタマ砂漠のチリだと思われる

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>>66143254
He understands his touch would be uncomfortable for the girl without even attempting it.

>>66143637
And he should not reach his hand.
He had better take down his hand.
Or I guess he try to pull out the special weapon probably.

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>>66143609
Haruki always says something great and it's always not great actually.

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>>66143731
Betas know their place.

村上春樹は外国人と中二病には大人気

>>66143407
Please go outside. :3

>>66143770
>>66143816
>その砂嵐が終わったとき、どうやってそいつをくぐり抜けて生きのびることができたのか、君にはよく理解できないはずだ。いやほんとうにそいつが去ってしまったのかどうかも確かじゃないはずだ。でもひとつだけはっきりしていることがある。その嵐から出てきた君は、そこに足を踏みいれたときの君じゃないっていうことだ。そう、それが砂嵐というものの意味なんだ

>>66143898
Okay, good bye.

>>66143808
Actually, when a half-naked lady appears in front of someone who has no business with her, what are you asking him to do?
That is a strange picture.

>>66143967
オサレやなあ

>>66143808
FF10?

>>66143967
BLEACHかな?

I shall make new thread

>>66144080
村上春樹の「海辺のカフカ」からの名言だ

>>66144080
オシャレポエムほんとすき

>>66143967
「やれやれ」
彼はスパゲティを茹でながらバーボンを飲み干し、その見知らぬ女とセックスした。

next

>>66144166

>>66144166

>>66144166

>>66144180
なるへそ~

>>66144219
1980年代の日本の憧れのライフスタイルだ。
でも流れるような日本語表現なので外国では、その豊かな表現力の評判が良いのだと思う。

>>66137083
>visa application denied
Why you deny me onii-chan? ;_;

>>66144472
Come to new thread

>>66144472
Were you in Japan just recently?

The F. is an absolute maniac

新スレBANされとるがなww

すげえうぜえ
クソどうでもいい

タイ国旗の粘着荒らしの所為かな

well this is what happen when you make a thread 20 post earlier..

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>>66145992
Your application of the law is harsh, but entirely fair.

翻訳系サイトの住人は外に出て来んな
一生翻訳だけ見とれ

土曜の仕事終わった
ビールがうまい

>>66146286
chon?

>>66146318
おつかれさま

スゴ~イデスネ!!視察団楽しみだ

>>66146520
http://vaughnlive.tv/sherming99

次のスレは俺が作る

>>66146520
なんでカタカナなんだろう?

>>66146752
おねがいします

Japan conference https://discord.gg/sfEHyxy

>>66146827
>>66146827
>>66146827

>>66138644
Rookie mistake, Anon. Get out of Japan while you're at it.

Be sure to let us know we were right when you get back.