>you will never have a british friend
Why the fuck would you want a british friend?
>you will never have a british friend
>they either hate you or ignore you
>>66131341
They're kind of boring anyways.
>>66131341
I did, she was pretty cool. Hell I'm still surprised we got along at all.
>>66131341
brits are trying to hard to be cool and open-minded, it's insufferable
t.my dad is english
>>66134740
this desu
>>66134405
they are the most loyal friends. they will stick up for you.
>>66131341
>the greater caliphate will be realized within your lifetime
>>66131341
I've got a British girl story
> meet girl on Tinder
> take her out on a date
> make out and have her blow me
> begins texting me strange things
> " if you accidentally got me pregnant I think id keep it, everything happens for a reason "
> " my boyfriend used to beat me back home in England "
> " he hit me so hard I miscarried "
> " come camping with my friends, please il do anything, il suck your dick the whole way :) "
Deleted and blocked her that night. Luckily she didn't know my last name or my address.
>>66134740
Anglo'd.com
>>66138648
Did the same thing with your mum, that's how you were born
>>66134740
>t.my dad is english
>>66134740
>t.my dad is english
COLONIZED
>>66131341
I always wanted one, but honestly most English people I met, at least in US, were kind of rude, arrogant, snobby, and full of themselves.
>you will never have a friend to go to school with
>>66139194
And rightfully so.
>tfw no bro tier American to fake gay marry for citizenship so you can escape the sinking ship that is post-Brexit Britain
may as well kill myself tbqh
>>66140035
>Remoner
>Gay
No suprise there.
>>66140035
>may as well kill myself tbqh
You definitely should.
>>66139194
t. can't handle the banter