Why are Greeks named Cairo?

>not being a Ptolemaic Greek
>current year

cuz Cairo is a good sounding name

I remember Elias named guy from Thin Red Line. Based character.

>>66131863
Oh.

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Does Europe have as much trouble making meat as we do?

seriously though why Cairo

Not a Greek name
American culture

>>66139668
Why is he named Cairo, why is he from Greece, and why is he making pork products if he's named Cairo and he's not from Greece?

>>66139972
Don't care dude
Not a Greek name
Burgers name their kids after random cities

>>66140018
But it's his last name, and he's literally the son of a Greek immigrant

>>66140051
Assimilation
We like being American
Pls adopt

He's also too white to be Greek. The average Greek looks Indian.