>tfw 18yo >tfw kissless virgin >tfw 1.64 >tfw 14cm

>>66126963
>>>/r9k/

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>>66126963
when you realize that god doesn't exist you can take charge of your own life instead of worrying about some fictional deity and start improving yourself

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>tfw 18yo
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw 5'10
>tfw 6inch dick size
my life is a mess

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>tfw 4 day old blob of cells
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw 1.64 micrometers tall
>tfw single cell long penis

actually the people who have everything are the ones who have the entirety of their rewards in this life. They are haughty, lifted up and proud, and they will eventually be brought low.

>>66126963
fuck off, jorge.

>>66127150
i'm 20 and virgin

>>66127166
get abort'd

>>66127166
Quality post 10/10

>>66126963
Bad news
There is no god and your thread is about to get deleted Jorge

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>18 year old virgin
>finally get a girl round to my flat
>watch a film
>drink some wine
>all going well
>take her outside for a smoke
>"Its too quick for me I think we should just be friends"
haha yeah like I care I'm sure I'll get some other girl back to my flat

>>66127413
Amen

>>66127554
>grill
disgusting. get a man.

you were 16 when I was 18
this feeling is new to me

>>66127554
>smoke
There is your fault. Quit smoking, go to a gym and at least try to be a pussy slayer

>>66126963
suck my 6.7 inch penis Jorge

alternatively, shut the fuck up Jorger

>>66127813
post pics

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>>66127837
le monke

>>66127868
i bet you have a very small dick

>>66127680
she smokes you mug

and I only smoke when I drink, maybe twice a week

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>>66127915
that is a very real possibility

then again, it might not be

>>66126963
>20
>virgin
Lost my kissless status to a girl who dumped me. I regret not having been able to save it for a better time
>179
>just missed my chance with a girl I like

I want to die

>>66127990
just post a picture of your dick already.

>thinking sex is makes someone happy
meh

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>>66128022
No, this is a blue board

you can just assume it's tiny

>>66126963
Who is this spanitard that keep posting this drepessing stuff every single fucking day

>>66128103
upload it to imgshack or sometin

>>66128140
he is baiting

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>>66127947
> polluting your vestibule with the tobaccoey Jew
Enjoy lung cancer, faggot.

>>66128185
I WANT TO SEE DICK

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>21
>no longer virgin
>191cm
>have gf
>19cm benis
>alcoholic

LMAOing at ur life

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>>66126963
> tfw 21
> tfw only fucked 11 women
> tfw 5'10
> tfw 6ish inch dick

>>66128220
You are the biggest piece of shit in this board Miss me with that normie Bs

>>66128220
>19cm benis
I WANNA SEE

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>>66128140
To prove a point to some monkey on an Angolan whittling forum? I'd rather not

Again, you can just assume it's very small and I'm compensating by lying about it on the internet

>>66128319
i just wanna see dick
i love dick

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>>66128269
I know

>>66128290
fag

>>66126963
>29
>retired for mental illness
>2 gf (one in a city one in a town )
>alcoholic
>depressive and squizofrenic
>gambler

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>>66126963
Are we posting stats?

> Lvl: 21
> Class: Sword Wizard
> Weapon: short sword (almost dagger)
> Mana: 3000
> Str: 9
> Int: 17
> Wis: 14
> Chr: 7
> Dex: 10
> Confirmed kills: 1,000
> Confirmed kisses: 0

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>tfw meet the qtiest girl at uni
>decide to stop being a whiny fag and try my best
>everything goes like in the comfiest of romcoms
>get to kiss her
>"Holy shit Anon what the fuck are you doing"

I don't even suffer anymore

>>66128500
>meet girl for the first time
>go in for the kiss right away
you wot

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>19
>1.82m
>20 cm benis srs
>not autistic at all, actually fairly socially active
>still a kissless virgin

>>66128560
i'm jelly

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>>66128472
> kissless
> in Canada

lmao what the women here are huge whores. Don't be a turd who gets roped in by the first whore he meets when she hits 29/30.

>>66128500
>>66128552
> have first aid course
> meet qt redhead who seems into me
> we partner for group exercise and flirt
> get her number
> ask her out for drinks
> " my mom doesn't let me go out, she's crazy "
> mfw

>>66126963

At least you born in normal country.

How do you measure your penis?

>>66126963
>>66127150
>>66127554

>>>/r9k/

>>66128646
>> kissless
>> in Canada
>lmao what the women here are huge whores.

Fuck off normie
not everyone is like you. We don't know how to get a gf

>>66128552
3 months in actually. I went to all the fucking gigs, poetry slams and other hipster shits she explicitly invited me to, we went on two dates, she stuck around all the time.

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>>66128723
> gf
> huge whores

You don't date whores anon, I haven't had a gf in 2 years. I don't plan on having one again, I'm just gonna keep sleeping with these hoes.

>>66128764
Alright, did I misinterpret you?
Did you actually kiss her and then she went ''holy shit what are you doing''
Or did you TRY to kiss her and THEN she said that?

>>66128808
I'm a 21 year old virgin how do I get laid

I have no job.

>>66128808
i don't get it
this right here is your average western male
but when trump says the grab by the pussy thing, everyone gets mad

>>66128909
Because they need an excuse

That's why they mock him for things totally unrelated to politics all the time

>>66128833
I tried and she let me for a second, but now i think i just got her by surprise and she took a moment to react. It wasn't even a real kiss

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>>66128852
Do you have a car at least?

>>66128909
> everyone gets mad

Nah the PC media feigns outrage because it was Trump who said it, and they give feminists and other fringe crazies disproportionate airtime in an attempt to demean Trump.

90% of people I know IRL thought it was funny.

>>66128833
> tfw you're making out but she keeps swatting your hand away from her tits

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>tfw 18yo
>tfw 191cm
>tfw obese
>tfw 14cm dick (plus 4 that's hiding in by bodyfat
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw already balding

>>66128998
more dates next time

>>66129003
How could I afford a car when I'm a neet

Teach me to get laid how do I talk to women

>>66129081
>tfw already balding
poor sod

>>66129099
>how do I talk to women
you just dont

>>66129081
It sucks man. AT THE VERY LEAST I still got hairs

>>66129099
>>66129144
I can't get past the "How you doing?" "Fine, you" "Fine too"

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>>66129099
> be funny
> tease them regularly in playful ways
> don't compliment them
> be decisive

Also get a car because without one you're on a back foot compared to HS chads. Also the younger they are the dumber desu 16-18 is my sex breadbasket.

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>>66126963
i lik spen
butt god no lik spen :(

>>66128852
Step 1. Make money
Step 2. Make more money
Step 3. Become rich and powerful
Step 4. Swim in pussy

I can't help you on step 0.5, but I hear there $1 gloryhole booths in Toronto now.

>>66129144
Why not?

How can I get laid if I don't talk to women. Then it will never happen

>>66129257
if you hit that then you're truly desperate and really not that alpha as you claim you are lmao

>>66129219
Way better that me
-How are you mlady
-fine
-t-thanks you too
then I leave

>>66129257
How to get 16 yo gf?

I try talking to these sluts but I'm tired of talking I want to ram my shaft down their throat. How can I accomplish this?

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>>66126963
>mfw
>194cm 110kg samisk undermench
>dick size 14.5cm
>lost my virginity at 14 yo
>Since had 30 to 40 girls as one night stands
>nationalities counting as
Swede
Norwegian
Russian
Dane
Dutch
>too bad I'm engaged so I cant add to my collection
>afaik, some norwegian dude still thinks that his blonde to the girls ginger adds to a black haired kid
>3 long time relationships
>"oldest" I've had was 32 year old woman when I was 19
>I'm as extroverted as one can be

And I dont know how I do it. It just happens.
According to two of my long time ex's I always look angry, and that turned them on. One long time relationship thought that I was the only guy taller than her.

I would love my life currently, if I just had a job. Being penniless sucks.

>>66129257
> tease them regularly in playful ways

ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARRASSING ME?

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>>66127054
more like

>>66129354
I dont think a woman who wasn't a fat feminist has ever said that

>>66129257
she better let you do whatever you want to her bc she's a little too thicc mane

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>>66129268
le neoliberal accumulation leads to happiness meme

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>>66129293
Meh I find my standard of girl fuckable, so I fuck them. I ain't even mad, heres another of my pieces.

>>66129331
> gf

I don't know how to court women long term desu, I haven't been on a date in years, it's either drinks at a bar near my house or drinks/netflix at my house.

Btw drinking makes fucking them a lot easier.

>>66129354
Just avoid the ones with colored hair and you'll ( probably ) be golden

>>66129456
Go back to pol retard

Being poor doesn't lead to happiness

>>66129475
Okay how do I lose my virginity

let's say you're me, I have average looks, no job and no car. What do I do to lose my virginity this year?

This thread is making me feel sad. I'm going to leave.

>>66129268
Step 1. Inherent $100,000,000
Step 2. Get a small loan of $1,000,000
Step 3. Fail on almost all of your vane business ventures
Step 4. Go bankrupt
Step 5. Get hand outs from multi-millionaire buddies
Step 6. Paint your name gold and put it on shit
Step 7. See girls; Grab them by the PUSSY

Molestation isn't even illegal if you're rich.

>>66129552
> no car

Take a bus to a whorehouse ( massage place )

>>66129346
you're unemployed?! With all these attributes?! What the fuck, dude. I am not sure whether you are a moron or just fucking lazy neet bastard?

>tfw 22
>tfw I lost my virginity at 13
>tfw 180cm
>tfw 17cm dick

I was pretty much getting girls until up a year ago when my male pattern baldness really kicked in to overdrive. Oh well, I had a good run.

>>66129590
>Fail all on almost of your business ventures

Lmao kys. Very few of trump's businesses were unsuccessful

>>66128447
Eres el funcionario?

>>66129736
jubilado a los 29 puedes suponer que si

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>>66129626
I was employed for a long time, I just resently got unemployed.
The company fell on hard times, and after opening many many more stores around the country, they decided to loose some people from the "older stores" unfortunately I was amongst the "new employees" at 2 years who they decided to loose.

I do get full unemployment benefits, but its still nothing I would get from my old job.

>>66129626
Third-worlders wouldn't understand.

I'm not leaf #1, but you can just call me leaf #2. Third-worlders are born in struggle and gotta hustle to survive. You're forced to git gud or you die.

In Canada, we keep the Mongoloids and Cripples alive and let them pretend their normal. Ergo, we get absolutely hopeless human refuse with no chance in life given the illusion they're perfectly fine.

t. 7 years unemployed. Full-time 4channer and mustard connoisseur.

>>66129820
no se cuanto recibes de paga, pero dependiendo de como te lo montes tienes la vida solucionada, porque estas deprimido?

>>66129822
> tfw single and working in the oil fields
> more money than I could ever spend
> live frugal as fuck anyway
> praying for layoff so I can claim unemployment and smoke weed all day

>>66129873
>In Canada, we keep the Mongoloids and Cripples alive and let them pretend their normal.
You think poland kills the cripple?

>all these 18 year olds
It doesn't get any better lads, it only gets worse.

>>66129912
What kind of school/training did you do to work the fields?

>>66129925
Between Russian invasions and potato famines, I'm not very sure what goes on in Poland. I'm pretty sure they just kill the old, the infirm and the mentally challenged.

>>66130001
> spent 2 year in uni doing Political Science/History
> spend 2nd year summer in fields as an apprentice
> made 28k in 4 months
> dropped out that summer
> continued apprenticeship

>>66130089
so you're saying I have a chance to be your collague with my media and economics degree?

Because for that pay I would gladly immigrate

>>66126963
Jorge....

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Because you're a fucking faggot you spic piece of shit

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>>66130175
I don't know how easy immigration is for Mongolians famalam.

That pay was just at the second year rate ( got bumped up for doing a good job 3 weeks in ) now I can easily clear 150k in a year if I work the entire year.

>>66129491
constructive contribution newfriend! happiness is a frame of mind kiddo. how about you go back to /biz/?

>>66130526
I'm already there

>Frame of mind
yeah so easy to be happy when you have no financial stability fucking retard

I bet the people living in pic related must be happy

>>66130731
There is a difference between financial stability and living in the rat race. Most people get so caught up with having a nice car/big house/huge TV that they don't realize that they spend the majority of their time awake working just to pay for those things.

Our consumerist culture is a cancer of the soul/mind.

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>>66130351
at 5th year rate as a store clerk I didnt make half of that...

And goddamn do I have some stories about that.
>Be me
>Another day at the store
>We sell everything from shoes to guns
>People walk in and actually expect to try on socks before buying

>Familes walk in
>Their kids think its the best think ever to pull out all the fishing line from reels
>When said anything about that, they go full apeshit

>Russians use knives to make holes in the merchandice and then demand lower price

>People want samples of goddamn trekking food packages

>And no, you cant take the gun to try it out before purchase
>Neither the ammunition you fucking idiot

>And when I say delivery from another store takes normally from 3 to 5 days doesnt mean its an absolute

I took up yelling as hard as I could at customers if they yelled at me. The faces they made were priceless.
I didnt give them pause, I kept yelling on top of my lungs on top of them
"ARE WE ACTING NORMAL YET?!"
"I'M YELLING TOO"
"AAAAAAAAA"

I guess it wasnt all correct according to my job description, but goddamn did it entertain my collagues.
I even denied CEO of our store the staff discount because "I didnt recognize him"

Good memories

>>66130805
Yeah but I don't think that's what he was getting at.

Anyways it makes me happy at least. I've noticed a direct positive correlation with my happiness and how much my networth is

>>66126963
I'm 173cm, 24 years old virgin with a 10cm dick(never measured, but it's probably 10cm.)

I have no future, you still have plenty of time to turn your life around.

>>66130811
>I even denied CEO of our store the staff discount because "I didnt recognize him"

Ahahah you cheecky bastard

>>66130981
Lmao why haven't you killed yourself

>>66130978
That's because you place value on financial wealth. It boils down to what you value/believe. I believe that experiences are worth far more than material possessions, so I spend most of my money travelling the world. You may hate travel and enjoy shiny toys. To each his own.

>>66129925
>You think poland kills the cripple?
it would be hard to call it life... vegetation is more suitable

>>66131070
The cable snapped. Donate me some money so i can buy a good rope please, man of first world with 20 inch penis.

Jorge I...