/int/ bar

>>66125628
soda

Water.

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>>66125628
Rum and coke

Pint'a Sam Smith's please lad.

...what do you mean you only have Bud Light?

Rum and maple on the rocks.

>>66125628
Bier.

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>>66125628
a gf..

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>>66125628
Is our bartender white?

>>66125628
Something that isn't sharted on. I don't care if you have to check in the back.

>>66125628
A Pina Colada, thanks

>>66125628
Pint of Guinness and a knife and fork please.

Black Russian post haste

I will have a Taglaura

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>>66125628
A whiskey soda, thanks buddy!

>>66125835
I got something for you and Poland called the "Teutonic Invasion"

>>66125718
As long as you stay off dirty old swish

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>>66125936

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>>66125936
>Black Russian

I'll have what my nigga here is having.

>>66125628

Gin & Tonic

>>66125628

Water, in a clean glass.

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I'll have a sidecar for me and my new squeeze. Thanks, fella.

Say, we're new in town. Ya know any other good speakeasies around these parts?

>>66126038
literally what the mood of an /int/ bar might be like

https://youtu.be/rKWoI6ivRyw

>>66125814
This with a side of tendies

>>66125628
I'm an actual barman, and I'm offended that you didn't consult me before starting this thread. Now get out from behind that bar, impostor.

Milk, please.

>>66126426

Good than fetch me two pints of Tennents m8...

>>66125628
Y-you too

One just fuck my shit up on the rocks.

>>66126594
Right away sir, will there be anything else? A pack of pork scratchings or salted peanuts, perhaps?

(an example of proper barman etiquette, unlike that RUDE amerifat)

I'd like to have a loaded gun fired towards my temple please

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>>66126733
You wanna fight me you English sow

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Bottle of cheapest whisky

>>66126794
I'm sorry sir, but we do not tolerate any verbal or physical abuse of our staff. Perhaps you've had one drink too many tonight, now please leave the premises.

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>>66125628
Prune Juice

Shiner bock please

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Chromosomes
Odd, not even.

Whiskey

Mezcal with grapefruit juice.
Or a pint of stout if you dont have any décent smokey agave liquor.

Gimme a wheat beer and a shot of tequila for the faggot above me.

>>66126733
Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider

>>66125628
Give me East Prussia please. Without Poles please.

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>>66131110
Teutonic invasion coming right up

Gin Fizz

>>66125628
pint of spaden or spitfire, don't care which

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>>66131311
Thank you.

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>>66125628

I'll have a chocolate daiquiri milkshake with extra freedom on top.

>>66131478
You want Lithuania on the side

>>66131090
Certainly sir. May I suggest that for the gin you try a Hendrick's with a slice of cucumber and Fentiman's tonic? I am reliably informed that it is simply divine.

>>66132129
Sir please get away from my station

>>66133326
Right I've had enough you fookin yank prick, get oot from behind me bar or I'll fookin batter ya

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>>66133879
Bring it on

>>66131050
You got it

>>66125628
Gin and tonic please

>>66132129
TWO LARGE GINS, TWO PINTS OF CIDER. ICE IN THE CIDER. PLEASE.

>>66125814
We don't serve that

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>>66125628
I believe I will have a vodka mixed with a liquidfied version of a certain controversial egg-shaped chocolate. May I ask whether or not it comes with a toy?

I had 6 beers and 4 shots of jaggermeisters already so make me a coffee.

French 69 please Bartender ;)

>>66136894
No toy

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>>66126733

>>66127688
My fellow Texan!

I'll take a Perfect Manhattan please.

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>>66125628
Gin and tonic, and a job so I can get the fuck out of my parents fucking house.... or just some Xanax, yeah...that will do

>>66139370
Wojack whiskey coming up

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>>66139449
Thanks anon, cheers

>>66125628

a microbrew red ale

Who ordered the Parisian Pepe

>>66125628
a line of ketamine and a twix please

>>66125628
A peach dacquerie with shaved ice and mint, and don't go easy on the rum. My physician says I need more spirits to keep the blood flowing.

I got a no gf cocktail for anon

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>>66140476
Me

>>66139518
I kek'd more than I'm allowed to admit at that pic

>>66125628
I'd like an IPA beer. Any kind. I really appreciate some kind of tapas with it.

>>66139518
Kek

>>66125628
ouzo


i am NOT greek

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>>66141978

>>66142060
not lying

WHERES MY KETAMINE AND TWIX BAR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>66131478
> tfw Silesia is Polish clay

>>66142086
Sir no yelling in the bar

>>66141978
i am greek

>>66125628
א גלאז הייסע טיי, א דאנק

>>66142222
What kind of tea

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>>66142086
What does being high on Ket feel like?

>>66125628
Rum & Coke on the rocks

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Care to buy me a drink

>>66142730
like ket 2bh, difficult to describe altered reality, especially something so enigmatic as ket

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>>66143182
No

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>>66125628

pint of plain please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYudr9FAGOA

one beer please
and one more for the fag above me for having a good music taste

>>66125628
zombie

>>66126769
Denmark with the only sensible post ITT

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>>66125628
Snake wine ,the endangered ones if you please

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>>66144722