/brit/

>>66120558
Hard day at the call centre, Matt?

>Poleaboo edition

Why haven't you killed yourself

You promised us a corpse Amir

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Will we finally stump the Hillary

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has Thailad ever actually done anything besides posting under a Thai flag?

redpill me on thailad

the shark guy from naruto had a ruff life

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American Pop

>>66120604
i feel like this tape doesn't exist and this guy is hoping people will start a lynch mob over the very idea

what he hasn't accounted for is that lefties only react to things like this when they incriminate people they don't like

>>66120604
why wouldn't they release them straight away?

Genuinely believe I could do professional boxing

6'2 13.5 stone, 20 with a record of 4 wins and 0 losses

time will tell

>>66120603
2 weeks

Just gotta wait for the uni to officially expel me in 3 more days

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>Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari has responded to criticism from his wife by saying she belongs in his kitchen.

banter

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>>66120638

>>66120638
3 2 4 1

brit>cum

VERY VERY Important strawpoll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11427754

http://www.strawpoll.me/11427754

http://www.strawpoll.me/11427754

>>66120657
Come to cork and me and the lads will knock your fucking block off

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>>66120546
Any Mancunian? I'd like your opinion about Manchester Uni and about the city itself. Thanks.

Who is the world's strongest Britbong?

>>66120697
me

Going to count the money in my change pot.

Think there's quite a bit. Stay tuned.

>>66120641
Maximum damage. Same with why trump tape wasn't released until 2 days before debate, NBC sat on it until it would do the absolute most damage.

>>66120694
>me and the lads
your the same color as your teeth ya yella cunt

>>66120681
I like you already

What do your parents do lads?

Mine run an offie.

want to live in rotterdam lads

>>66120696
Paris mentioned

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so lads, she liked my profile picture from last year.

>>66120616
literally retched

How the everloving fuck do you guys have such an active general? You burn through one at least every two hours if not in an hour.

>>66120751
more like willydam hahahaha

>>66120696
The uni's alright. A lot better than most in the country.

The city's not brilliant but I reckon it's the best city in england outside of london.

Also it caters to students fairly well

>>66120697
God.

>>66120638

1 2 4 3

>>66120775
We're the English Language Shitposting general as well as the British Stuff general

>>66120688

Janny this poster is underage. get him

>>66120696

Not into normieball desu. the city is alright no real problem beyond hordes of homeless and the retarded police being unable to stop people openly dealing drugs

>>66120775
FOY

>>66120764
bit weird 2bh, you should block her

>>66120546
>tfw poleaboos bedroom looks more normie than my own

>>66120604
the alt right is fucking insufferable

this tape does not exist

hillary clinton is not a racist

she is many bad things, but she's not a racist, and she's definitely a better candidate than fucking trump

trump supporters have realised they can't carry on with the "LOL TRIGGERED LEFTIES TRUMP ISN'T RACIST" bullshit, so they've tried to paint the other candidate as racist as well

>>66120616
vomited in my mouth a little
>>>Yanks

>>66120697
Isley

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>>66120697

Hello /brit/

I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ poster. Some of the things I'll post may seem irrational at the time but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

>>66120719
Pussy

>>66120688
doesn't matter
put prefer not to say or be honest

>>66120813
same here

bit worried desu

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Thanks /brit/ you're really helpful!

/sarcasm

Utter runts.
Don't know why I waste my time in this shithole.

>>66120824
me holding the barbell

>>66120748

Mum's on ESA. Depression and anxiety. Don't know my dad.

>>66120819
>hillary clinton is not a racist
there's plenty of records already of her being racist
remember she used to be a Goldwater Conservative.

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>acne is getting out of control
>worst its been in years
>have pretty decent life but this is fucking me over big style
>don't even want to leave the house in a morning because of it
>like girl
>likes me too
>started talking to her when I was having a good month and skin was really clear
>skin has gotten progressively worse since
>now I don't even want to talk to her because of this shit

Fucking my life up lads. My life is good other than this shit and I CANNOT move it.

Only thing that ever worked was accutane but my doc says it isn't bad enough for that.

Lifestyle wise I do everything right. I'm taking lymecycline and applying benzyl peroxide and they aren't doing a fucking thing.

Really getting me down.

>>66120819
thanks

>>66120832
cheers

>>66120810
Sorry I'm 1/124th polish that's a racist statement tyvm

>>66120844
of course it matters or they wouldn't ask.

I just want to know if it would play in my favour or not.

>>66120812
it was my oneitus tbf.

think I should as well.

>>66120853
me in the middle

>>66120904
If i ever see you talking about your oneitis again ill put my fist through your throat

>>66120873
Post a pic mate

Not whole face just a bad area

Did Ched Evans do it lads?

>>66120873
just wash your face dummy
I wash my face every day and have never had bad acne

my housemate put a single fish finger in the oven

>tfw 5% spanish
una.... vela

>>66120902
I used to work in HR
trust me it doesn't really matter
it's literally just for statistical purposes and it won't have any bearing your future

just put "prefer not to say" so that maybe they'll get a hint and stop asking such pointless useless information

>>66120706
Did that the other say, £60 without counting 10p or below, keep this up until I'm old and I'll be able to retire on my change pot loooool

>>66120938
moron

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>poundland is selling vibrators
howling
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/poundland-starts-selling-sex-toys-9020505

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r8

Turkmen edition

>>66120924
honestly tho

what does it mean?

Do I like her's back? She's a fucking maneater though. Do I keep her keen?

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>>66120787
>>66120804

Thank you, it'll be for a small exchange (4 months, school of medicine). Main goal here is to improve my english. I heard manchester is pretty rough but since I never visited the UK I don't know what to expect.

I have a laser appointment tomorrow

GP appointment on Monday
I don't know the exact words to say but I'm planning something like this

>I would like to be referred to a therapist because I have been self-medicating transgender drugs for the last 3 months and I get feelings sometimes that make me self-harm, also I have anxiety that limits how much I can function in the outside world, the last time I had a job I would piss myself because I couldn't ask to use the toilet

It seems a little too forward

On a train towards Leeds that fucking stinks of weed

Might text the BTP number with my train and which coach I'm in and see what happens for banter desu

>>66120931
no

the girl is a certified sluzza

also the court said he was not guilty with a female majority jury

Why do women do this shit?

>last night
>all the students (including me) are out at the clubs in town
>feeling ballsy, text a qt i got the number off the night before
>"wanna come to [club name]?"
>see her checking her phone ahead of me in the queue, but i get no reply
>no worries, i'll move on
>bump into her 5 times in the club at the bar, outside the loos etc
>today bump into her 4 times on campus
fucks sake lads she probably thinks im a stalker

>>66120960
Don't unis love all that "Look how diverse we are" shit though?

Thing is, knowing my luck a paki will be the one that looks at my application and rejects me based on it.

>>66120870

I didn't know that. Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. #I'mWithHer

>>66120977
Kazakhs are the superior central asian people

>>66120998
snitches get stitches

>>66120979
yes you fool

>>66120813
>>66120846
haha, freaks

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can't wait for Trump to lose so we can bin this insufferable alt-right meme once and for all

>>66120992
GP - "Fuck off paki"

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>>66120706
In fact, have a guess

>>66121038
wat? yes to wat?

>>66120971

That's not news. They've been doing it for ages.

>>66121044
*Knocks you the fuck out*

>>66121060
keep her keen, text her, talk to her, meet her

>>66120983

>I heard manchester is pretty rough

Its really not that bad. the most ive had to deal with was being pickpocketed in a club but even then the police caught the guy and his half a dozen wallets and phones. Its got a pretty good night life since it by far has the most students out of any British city

>>66121057

£20

>>66120824
>God Lift the Queen

>>66121057
>all those pound coins
fuck off billionaire

>>66121057
£53.50

>>66121057
gonna dox you and hit a lick on ur arse shant have posted this pic you mong

>>66120546
>1894
Manchester is that young...? Is that when it officially became incorporated? I mean, I live next to Manchester New Hampshire and it was founded by at least 1700...hm..

>>66121044
Can't wait for him to win so we can actually witness a country collapse in real time

Ultimate comfy t b h

>>66121032
got a small bag of coke on me lmao

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1476389729874.webm

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wow....rlly makes u think....

>>66121044
Senior editor? More like senior redditor pmsl

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Why do women do this shite lads?

>>66121106
Are you an idiot or a troll?

>>66121091
you're such a dickhead.

>>66120992
you need to be committed to a psychiatric ward m8

>>66120992

>It seems a little too forward

ah yes. God forbid you tell your GP your actual medical problems. better to dance around the subject and try to imply whats wrong with you

>>66121112
you're living in a collapsing country right now mate

>>66121106
Manchester City FOOTBALL CLUB, you fucking worthless yank

>>66121120
cringe

>>66121057
£3.50

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>>66120930
just got out of the shower so they look really red and sore.

>>66120931

Of course. The girl said he did. We should believe her. Today is a good example of why we need to smash the patriarchal sexist evidence based justice system.

>>66121106
Manchester was founded in 79AD, this is about the football club manchester city

have to bike to work in 30 minutes

>>66121122
damn i quite remember that day
started going out in public places a let loss for a few months after that happened

>>66120819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0uCrA7ePno
remember how she had those confederate flag buttons when she was running for senator?

oh wait, you're british, so no you don't

>>66120992
tell the gp your issues or you wont get em sorted senpai

>>66121153
Don't mind either way

Seeing it up close would be an experience as well

>>66121112
literally no way he's winning

he's gonna get absolutely destroyed

everyone except for his supporters who are in denial have figured this out

the man digs himself a deeper and deeper hole by the day

who's doing drugs tonight

>>66121198
Already taken 50ml of of alcohol

Getting loaded laaaaaaaaad

>>66121168
fuck me thats disgusting

WOULD kill myself if i had to go through this

>>66120638
#4
good lord
would smash her to smithereens

>>66121168

*runs a razor over them*

>>66121113
good lad

>>66121198
nope, not done drugs properly since june
Graduate life is a lot more shit than uni

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>>66121168
this is 4 months ago. No acne just scars.

What the fuck happened

>>66121198
me
just zooting nothing else

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>>66121198
I wish, Im staying in

>>66121152
I'm not sure how I want to be helped or if I want to be helped at all or need it

It's the "I want to be referred to a therapist" part that I'm most unsure of
Do I really want to talk to someone? I don't know what I want from him other than validation

>>66121189
But how do I preface it all?

>>66121198
im doing some paracetamol and some antibiotics if that's what you mean! haha x

>>66121198
bought 20 quids worth of H2O earlier. tonight is going to be dooping mental!

>>66121168
do you clean your bedsheets and towels every day? do you bathe before going to sleep and when you wake up in the morning? do you exfoliate?

>>66121197
Yeah I know but I wish he would

Either way shits going down. Hillary has always been a massive hawk, she will try and repair everything that went wrong with the Obama administration's foreign policy too late and it will completely cock the world up.

Ironic thing is that Clinton probably would have handled the Arab Spring better, but Obama has been better in the aftermath.

>>66121247
>ski slope nose

sorry for your loss

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>>66121229
good lad

>>66121168
>>66121168
how old ru?
not that bad since nothiin on face proper
mirin dat jawline

>>66121198
Wish I had some ngl

>>66121265
>But how do I preface it all?
by saying "I would like to be referred to a therapist, because" and then continue from there

are the dutch just better english people? they're government seems very effective and cool

>>66121259

don't see the contradiction here

>clean your bedsheets every day

Fuck off billionaires that would be £2.25 at the laundrette

Fucking wishing I had an ounce of weed right now fuck sake

I curse every bloody one of you

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>>66121122

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>>66121093
Seems good, thanks again anon.

>he's been skiing

FOB

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>>66121122

>its almost been a year. FUCK ME im getting older

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Really makes you think

Anyone got the deets on the girl Ched Evans shagged?

she's so fucking manipulative.

>>66121315
40-1? Is your name bollock buster lol?

>>66121315
fuck, forgot about this game, need to reinstall.
Thanks for the reminder la
>tfw mowing down a banzai charge

>>66121309
Is a therapist the right thing for me though?

>>66121284
>Ironic thing is that Clinton probably would have handled the Arab Spring better, but Obama has been better in the aftermath.
hillary
hillary was the secretary of state at the time of those events. she was the architect of the arab spring. do you know what the position of the secretary of state is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmIRYvJQeHM

>>66120638
>>66121297
gonna need more
got a semi

>he is not at least basi 3

fuck off runt

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>Nigerian president Muhammadu Buhari responds to criticism of his government from his wife by saying she belongs in his kitchen, living room and "the other room"

>get over her
>she likes my year old profile picture

why? WHY CAN'T SHE LET ME GO

>>66121168
Not gonna lie m8, having acne can actually be a draw. Having completely smooth skin makes you look proper young.

Anyway i wouldn't worry about it, it's not all over your face. Just keep washing and shit.

>>66121389
the therapist will know if they're the right thing for you. They're trained mental health professionals so they'll know if you need to be referred to someone else. Sounds like it probably is the right thing for you

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>>66121122
bounce... had a hard life

>>66121389

Thats why you ask a GP you mong. They know when its appropriate to refer people to one

she's so fucking manipulative.

>>66121297
women are such pathetic creatures

haha men win again

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>>66121396

>>66121454
Tell me about it la

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Lads, should I buy a new phone now before prices go up to compensate for weak sterling?

need the oneitis out of business

she's been messing me around so long

Decided to dump my gf and go gay for a bit, sick to death of the bullshit that comes with dating girls.

when it started raining this afternoon i got quite depressed. wanted to do something but I just rushed home instead

>>66121284
>Obama administration's foreign policy
she was responsible for much of it as secretary of state. Think she'll just further his foreign policy 2bh, like funding rebels etc etc

>>66121021
>Don't unis love all that "Look how diverse we are" shit though?

no, stop browsing american media and stuff that can be surrounded by brackets

>get over her
>she likes my year old profile picture
why? WHY CAN'T SHE LET ME GO

>>66121372
>And then the romanian builders went upstairs and fucked my wife, bloody postie never does that the English cunt!!

>>66120977
I developed a morbid fascination with Turkmenistan after reading an article about the place some years back

astoundingly bizarre and uncategorizable place, even amongst it's equally whacky as fuck neighbouring 'stani' nations

>>66121481
yes buy low sell high

>>66121372
never happened

seems Trump's rent boy has crawled back out from under his rock

fuck off Yank

>>66121481
Get a Oneplus 3 or Nexus 6P, I have a 6P and it's the best phone I've ever had.

>>66121450
>They know when its appropriate to refer people to one

as someone who has lots of experience working for mental health services I can tell you that you are wrong. GPs are shit at mental health.

poleaboo isn't mentally ill though. he's just a horrible person.

Any of you lads want to cuddle?

>>66121509
>shit talking reviewbrah

still cannot believe this utter madman actually stood up and said all this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQcZMGe4p0

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What did he mean by this?

Hmm bet she fucked Chad

None of you will ever know my pain

OMG she liked my Fb pp *does a wank and cries*

Oh look Ireland is being a fucking famine dickhead again

>>66121532
are you a cute anime girl

Corrected a guy's grammar at work today as a joke, but then it turned out he genuinely didn't know that a its doesn't have an apostrophe when used as a possessive

The guy is 27 and has a PhD. How the fuck that can happen when you don't have a basic grasp of the English language I will never know.

Fucking poortherners

>>66121498
tell me about it

>>66121481
that's what russians did when the ruble was falling. Might as well honestly. If I had the money I would invest in some electronics that I could sell again later.

>>66121540
well he's right. where should the line be drawn?

eier mit speck

Hmm bet she fucked Chad

None of you will ever know my pain

OMG she liked my Fb pp *does a wank and cries*

It said that two other men who had sex with the woman had described their encounters with her in highly specific terms that were virtually indistinguishable from Mr Evans's own account of what had happened.

One of the encounters occurred days before the alleged rape - and the other in the days that followed.

On each occasion the woman had been drinking heavily and the sex occurred in a very specific way - including the words she used to encourage her partner.

Each time she woke up saying she had no memory of what had happened.

WHAT A FUCKING SLAG

>>66121550
he probably just couldn't remember

tends to happen when you do something complex like a phd
fills up your brain

>>66121550
>he genuinely didn't know that a its doesn't have an apostrophe when used as a possessive
But it does.

>>66121562
2 humans over the age of 16

>>66121476
want to pump her full of cum

>>66121550
He has PHD?

What an idiot!

>>66121575
So her getting raped three times means none of the rapists should go to prison?

Hmm bet she fucked Chad

None of you will ever know my pain

OMG she liked my Fb pp *does a wank and cries*

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>Oh look Ireland is being a fucking famine dickhead again

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Any of you lads want to play CK2?

>>66121550

>How the fuck that can happen when you don't have a basic grasp of the English language I will never know

Some schools are fucking abysmal desu. Mine was anyways

>>66121526
Explain the self-harm and tranny stuff then?

>>66121590
It's -> It is
its -> possesive

more like 190kg fatty face

>>66121634
Gimmicks

Gonna ask mummy for tendies tonight

Would LOVE to catch matty around brum

>>66121393
>she was the architect of the arab spring

Lel, no. No-one orchestrated the Arab Spring. They appropriated it, thinking they could turn it to their advantage, and they utterly failed.

And yes, Hillary was secretary of state during the Libyan Uprising. She was pushing for the assassination of Gaddafi from the start, Obama was holding back until France and the UK basically decided to do it and Obama said yeah go on then.

Her and Obama were constantly fighting over policy in the ME and in the end he always had the final say, which very rarely went her way. If it had been up to Hillary, America would be occupying Libya, Syria and Yemen by now.

>>66121488
Funding rebels was her policy, Obama was massively against any intervention.


http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/04/the-obama-doctrine/471525/

Read this shit, he basically reveals she was running a constant campaign to get America involved in countries across the world and he was trying not to.

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>>66121603
Well that's a whole other matter

good morning losers

>>66121625

>playing CK2 after Conclave

No thanks senpai

I can talk to any girl. I only like this one because she's extremely kind and has an alpha personality.

i have had to move back in with my parents in the city where i grew up

literally have no friends here. i sit in my room alone. back when i was away from home i had a small group of friends and even a romatnic interest or two, but here i'm basically dead.

what do i do lads. how do i make some friends

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>>66121658
Get these

>>66121615
it means she's reckless and careless and is to blame for her own issues/faults

>>66121634
narcissism and sexual deviancy

Still cannot fathom someone not being able to shag during freshers

>>66121661
He likes it round edgbaston reservoir

I can talk to any girl. I only like this one because she's extremely kind and has an alpha personality.

Why is Lauren Crawford aka McDonagh trending on Twitter?

>>66121652
Surely that still requires help?

>>66121442
So should I ask for a therapist or should I let the GP make his own decision?

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>alpha

>>66121669
>3kb

>>66121377
yeah and no, i'm in now

>Some spuds go a bit rotten
>Millions dead
Ah yes, Ireland

>manchester shitty

>>66121554
Trouble with that is that electronics are always depreciating and become less valuable simply by virtue of improvements in technology that render previous versions obsolete.

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>>66121714
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OOOOOOFFF
I'LL MANAGE IT SOON OKAY
I'LL GET THERE

>>66121684
What is your penile circumference

you'll get bored soon, fuck off lad.

>>66121593
Alri lad just off to marry my mum then

Bellend

>>66121642
that's wrong

>>66121674
>morning
Hello California

>>66121733
I'm trying to save this website mate

you'll get bored soon, fuck off lad.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IYA-t9n-ps

>>66121757
think ill takeover once he stops desu :)

In 20 years I haven't managed to convince ONE out of the 3.5 billion women on earth to allow me to use her cunt for what it was made for. Amazing.

>>66121731
Naw
He just wants attention on an anonymous image board

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Just ordered my birthday tea, 14inch pepperoni pizza and some cheesey chips

>>66121731
I would ask for a therapist. In my experience from my friends who went to the gp for mental health reasons, gps are shit at mental health and are VERY eager to prescribe drugs that aren't always necessary. Ask for a therapist and they'll tell you if drugs are necessary.

>>66121756
dunno havent measured it

>>66121665
>Lel, no. No-one orchestrated the Arab Spring. They appropriated it,
no, the cia orchestrated it. stopped reading right there

>>66121552
just google turkmenbashi

govt closed down all hospitals outside the capital city
thats bad enough, but hardly anyone actually lives in the capital city

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>>66121778
m8, 2pm is my morning

>>66121802
happy bday lad

>>66121769
i bet you're the same poster who didn't know hillary used to be secretary of state

>another friday night home alone with mum waiting for dad to come in drunk and make fun of me for having no friends, whilst being abusive to me

>>66121802
why is this give so smooth

>>66121751
I know, but in the case of a short sharp drop off (like the ruble or the pound) that's not too much of an issue. Pound will bottom out soon ish. Or if you wanted to be a big dick /biz/ lad you could invest in gold or in lithium or something.

Turns out ken bone has a Reddit account where he called pregnant women beautiful human submarines now liberals hate him

>>66121550

I work in academia and can tell you that any moron can get a PhD these days, the unis do not care. it used to be easy to get rid of useless students but the system has changed and now it's much more difficult especially if they're foreign.

>>66121802
Gonna party hard with the lads tonight?

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>That's like saying brushing your teeth is enough to treat impacted wisdom teeth. Foreskin and impacted wisdom teeth only cause problems, they're better off removed.

>>66121797
that's cool :)

who's going to take over when I go for a shower and do normie shit?

>>66121809
Alri m8, don't bother getting into the politics and sociology of the whole event, just say it was the CIA. Might as well say it was ancient aliens you dense cunt.

Bet you think they created IS as well haha

>>66121696

I discovered those after I asked my mum to get me tendies and she came home with them.

>>66121797
that's cool :)

who's going to take over when I go for a shower and do normie shit?

>>66121796
thought this video would be a watchmojo style video about the 9 most embarassing erections
quite disappointed.

>>66121838
And you call us losers?

Not a single view on my okcupid profile today

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>Chedwyn Evans? Why, he's clearly innocent, m'lady!

>>66121904
never said i wasnt one too

>>66121796
I only like kyungri and keumjo thanks

>>66121802
happy birthday la :) x

>>66121875
let me ask you one question: what do you think the foreign intelligence agency for the world's sole superpower does?

>>66121802
happy birthday xx

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>>66121889
How are they?

My goal by the end of the academic year is a 200kg squat

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>>66121802
>pepperoni pizza flavored Tea

>>66121135
do what?

>>66121935
fuck everyone else in the ass?

hustlin
slanging heroin and yayo

you know what? you guys are freaks

How to remove penis stench

I've showered and it stays still.

Am I a runt? I weight 200 lb and am 5'10". I'd say I'm a big guy.

>>66121854
Why not buy some decent clothes or something while they're cheap?

>>66121929
What makes you so sure he was guilty?

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

>>66121762
alri no close family, 2nd cousins is minimum

>>66121935
Eat hamburgers and bid on Jesus themed mugs on eBay? Occasional visit to pornhub intermixed.

>>66120931
The girl in question disgraced herself by consuming alcohol and retiring to bed with a man who was not her legally wedded husband.

She must be put to death.

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What the fuck I know I'm slow but reviewbrah watches Tim videos?

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>>66121988

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>tfw you can't reconcile being sexist and Islamophobic at the same time

>>66122006
this post never fails to crack me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

>>66121987
Change your diet

>>66121988
I'm 6'4" and 220lb, not even memeing.

>Yanks might actually have a nonce as a President

unbelievable

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>>66122006
every time

>>66121875
while it's true that the arab spring did definitely have a legit native drive to it, it's undeniable that the CIA exacerbated it and made it more succesful than it would've been (prime example is libya) without foreign intervention.
Also while they didn't literally create isis, they supplied the FSA with weapons, money, vehicles and training and the majority of early ISIS troops were FSA defects who took their american shit with them

>>66122006
is this reddit flags?

can somebody explain how it works pls

>>66122028
If I go on /tv/ right now, is there going to be a cringe thread with this in the OP?

>>66122019
he also lurks in /brit/

>>66121932
based sex lizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JnIxbVD1bo

>>66121956
good goal, mine is a 140kg squat.

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>while it's true that the arab spring did definitely have a legit native drive to it, it's undeniable that the CIA exacerbated it and made it more succesful than it would've been (prime example is libya) without foreign intervention.
Also while they didn't literally create isis, they supplied the FSA with weapons, money, vehicles and training and the majority of early ISIS troops were FSA defects who took their american shit with them

Alri' reviewbrah lmao you still post on misc you cheeky cunt?

>>66122019
My gf at the top

>>66122042
they already done had the bill clinton who was nonce lol

>>66122019
They're both huge autists so it's not surprising. And Reviewbrah is a known /brit/ lurker, he's probably looking at this thread right now.

>>66122022
yes you can
it's the other way that makes no sense

>>66122028
me every time I go to the airport

been strip searched 15 times now

>>66122021
UUUU

>>66122039
You're a big guy

>>66121805
What mental health problems did your friends have?

going to consume 400 micro grams of drugs

>>66121992
dunno how to go about reselling them. If someone does then i dont see why this wouldn't be a decent idea

>>66122060
>>66122090
Really? Source?

Reviewbrah if you're reading this mate I love your videos, you're a good lad.

>>66121979
that's a bingo

>>66122033
I have a great diet nigger.
I eat fruit, meat, some carbs - barely any sugar at all.
Only drinks I consume are water and milk.

It won't go AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>66122019
Is Turpinbird Josie?

>>66122055
not currently

oi Reviewmelt

review the fart you can suck out my arse

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>>66121057
£135.19

>>66121103
Congratulations lad you win a refreshers or a flump

Unsure if I brushed my teeth or not

*checks bristles to see how damp they are*

hmm

yes I think I did

Anyone under 6ft tall is not a real man, unless you're one of those freakishly stocky guys who's about 5'8"

>>66121987
>tfw never have to deal with this due to being based circumcised
you savages will never understand

who /masterrace/ here

>>66122085
incredible argument, consider the record officially Corrected™

>>66121935
Tries to maintain that power, not actively try to overthrow relatively harmless dictators and turn the region into a perfect opportunity for enemy expansion.

If they were behind it all, why did they overthrow Mubarak?

Egypt is an Israeli ally, the most populous nation in the middle east, a pivotal US partner against terrorism, a firmly pro-American voice in the Arab league.

It was the same shit as what happened in 1979. A spontaneous Islamist uprising due to various economic, social and cultural factors. The difference between then and the Arab spring was that the Iranian Revolution was confined to Iran by virtue of its very nature. The Arab Spring had the potential to spread, America could not allow that to happen so they tried to divert it into something less chaotic by making it into a democratic revolution and funding anyone who held that line.

The CIA were taken by surprise, that's why American policy has been such a disaster.

>>66122143
FOB