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/anime/
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/frog/
>>66119597
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>>66119603
/anime/
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>oh yah, lots of rain coming this weekend
>its barely even drizzling outside

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>its another "/cum/ is dead" repeat
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my favorite part of my mornings is reading the comments on the drudge report app
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>my favorite part of my mornings is reading the comments on the drudge report app
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>>66121192
I thank God every day that a people from the cold noble north, a people from the freely waving amber waves of grain, and a people who had forgone a man with a snake for a man with a cross that they all equally shit on Chicanos.
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>Met a cute soccer mom on wow who lives close to me
>She sends me some pictures and looks predy cute in them
>Eventually meet up with her irl
>Shes fat as fuck compared to the photos
Never again
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Oh, say can you see? Our home and native land.
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>tfw fap exclusively to British girls
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real thread

>>66118704
>>66118704
>>66118704
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>>66121537
She's thicc
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>>66121537

>online female lied about her appearance

gee, thats never happened before
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>>66121537
Was she some nasty land whale, if not I would've gone down on that if they're all in the right places.
They're the thirstiest chicks you can get with, so much so my best friend was trying to get it on with some woman who had a son who was in the fucking army, while he himself was 12. They wound up dating, privately talking, held each other in their arms while watching the sunset in different places as best they could in WoW of all games, and went with the bullshit autobiography he made up about him working as a fireman, despite heard his voice.
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>>66121636
>subject in the namefield
kys
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>>66121783
>not using a secret poo man thread that will keep the normies out
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>>66121831
Second rate to our poo man poster in this very thread.
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>>66121742
She was the bad kind of fat and kinda smelled bad.
I sorta expected it but not as bad as it was.
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I watched Rachel Ray for a few minutes and she had some fag cooking pimento mac n cheese

thought it looked good at first but now i think it would be too salty
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>>66121949

>watching Rachel Ray
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>>66121949
You'd have to be the most bored house wife to watch that.
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>>66122047
for a few minutes because it was what came on when the tv turned on

my dog hates her dog treats anyway

>>66122109
yeah
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Can someone explain this mug to me? I get what the derivatives mean, I don't get why it says 'jerk' or why it's supposed to be funny.
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>>66122395
Oh, I get it. The derivative of acceleration is called jerk.
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Rachel Ray is chubbier than I remembered

Id still like to put my penis in her, the audience not so much though
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>>66119603
Delet this thred
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>>66123015

CHI
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will the senate deify barack obama and michelle after they finish being president
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i forgot how bydlo daytime tv is
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>>66123370
>sleep in (late for work)
>some talk show on when I wake up
>they are making autumn themed alcoholic drinks that can be caught on fire
>after that segmant finishes they start talking about Christians being the most targeted and murdered religious group
>then it's something about Priests getting depressed and committing suicide
>random talk about Jesus
having all that after a drink recipe was confusing
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>>66123708
>Trap Koume

I don't know how to feel about this
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>>66123708
DELET
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is this how iowa people actually look/behave like?

this shit always gets me
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woooooooh just picked up some xanax and klonopin and i've got some stellas in the fridge. wish I had some weed though.

what are you getting into tonight buds?
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>>66124599
...I don't have any drugs /:
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You shut me down
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>>66124445
Most 18-year-olds look pretty silly when drunk.
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I miss you so much
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stephen king sucks, booo
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>tfw no large breasted gf
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>>66121537
go to her house and rob her
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Fuck spending 50 dollars for an eight each week. I need the canacucks literally free weed pls
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>>66125805
$50 for an 8th

Nigga wtf
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>>66125805
Lmao nigga just lmao

U gon put the dopeman's kids through college breh
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>>66125805
>>66126116
that's not so bad in MD as long as it's super dank shit
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Shall I, /cum/?
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>>66126116
>>66126290
Non-medical nigger coast state (PA) it's not SUPER dank but it's definitely not middies
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Channeling the spirits of my russgolian forefathers
https://youtu.be/r3Vj7WGWMGg
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>>66126404
No.
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Ola pendejo I'm a Mexican just like you

jajaja

let's talk about drug cartel stuff
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>>66124599
just got off work early after a boring day of no customers and busywork

ive got beer n herb

and im about to take my first beer into the shower to enjoy the divine ecstasy that accompanies such perfection\

>showerbeer is best beer
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>>66125805
price just dropped to 45 an eighth in my area

if youre lucky, sometimes 40
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>>66126404
yeah bro

eat our beef
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https://youtu.be/A1R5of4BSrM

I am so aroused
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Bow before your God
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>>66126404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7qjjPuF0c
So this is how people see us.
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>>66127207
I always put that shit on my fries.
Great taste, anon.
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>>66127207
I like this stuff for whatever reason
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>>66126897
Hola

>ola means wave
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>>66126290
Lmao that's awful

$20 8ths here
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When civilization collapses/cum/ should meet up and form a new nation.
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>>66127269
You think that's bad? I'll post some of the really bad stuff when LIDL has US week again.
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>>66127675
https://youtu.be/h4kBcm-ls8Y
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>>66127619
>tfw weed prices are dropping, but not fast at all
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I wish I were white
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Post a qt from your country
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>>66127844
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>>66127066
My guy has done them for 45 a few times but not anymore :(
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>>66127934
It's pretty sad that you guys keep letting yourselves get ripped off
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>>66119603
Chicanos are okay people.
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>>66127934
im in arkansas, we've got it on the ballot this year and it barely failed last time around

unfortunately our governor is ex-DEA and is supporting the opposition (fundie baptists and old school southerners), but people have always smoked a shitload of weed in the ozarks its only a matter of time
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>>66127844
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>>66128011
nah dude that's literally the market, some stuff is home grown but the rest has to be smuggled from colorado, when i lived in NC it was like $65-$70 an eighth in some places

its about proximity to a supply
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>>66128123
this qt has fantastic breasts

thank you based gaul
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>>66128123
I don't know why but I would vote for her
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>>66127675
It's interesting to see how your country is depicted abroad. Fyi, McEnnedy is a German brand and manufactured in Germany, but you probably knew this. Ranch dressing is better as a mayo substitute for cold sandwiches than an actual salad dressing.
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>>66128181
I know of two reasons
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>>66128011
Can't do much about it. The internet has the exact same prices anyways
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>>66128132
>some stuff is home grown but the rest has to be smuggled from colorado, when i lived in NC it was like $65-$70 an eighth in some places
Weed's also legal in D.C., why not just drive across Virginia?
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>>66128246
I know of three
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>Just got a summons for jury duty
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>>66128371
i live in arkansas now, closest source is colorado and lots of people make runs every now and then
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>>66128410
What's the third? Is it a P-word? (Personality)
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>>66128410
Well I know of four
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>>66128439
just say you know jury nullification on the questioning day.
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Ever since I've started dating gf I've stopped swearing. She's pretty prim and proper. She never swears and finds it kinda distasteful.

I think she's getting to me senpai.

I can't remember the last time I swore
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>>66128544
It's a e word.
Extermination of all living muslims
>>66128550
Tell me more
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>>66128631
How often do you swear?
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>>66128751
I swore like a sailor. Everyday.
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>>66119603
i had a dream that all the publications that have recently covered 4chan "alt-right" shenanigans on /pol/ wrote a story about /int/, specifically /cum/. it wasn't flattering, but it wasn't bad either
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>>66128861
but we're the least important general that's ever existed

i find our mediocrity comforting
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>>66128889
This
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>>66128631
dude i hear this, ive been out on 3 dates w a proper lady and have started noticing how much i lean on curse words. i gotta cut it wayy back
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>>66119603
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what's this freedom bird doing inside the bumper of a car?
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Went to a career fair today and I feel like taking a shower after all that fake enthusiasm and "elevator pitches". Never felt more out of my element desu
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>>66128798
Welcome to adulthood.

>>66128889
Yeah, ironic that on the board for international discussion, people prefer to stay in their respective hugbox.
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>>66129075
those places make me uncomfortable

>try to give my resume to a booth
>no no no go to our website and submit it there
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do i look somehow gay?
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>>66129191
nah just muslim desu :^)
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>>66129191
Yes, especially in the nose area
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>>66129191
Why do you have a jar of mayo next to your bed?
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>>66129191
Chechnya will be independent soon
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>>66129191
Naw senpai.

I like your beard
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>>66129261
how come
>>66129281
i just ate some sandwichs
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I'm Chicano. Ama
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>>66129191
You look like you have relations with small children and animals
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in my life, I've had sex with Americans, Mexicans and one Canadian.

am I top tier /cum/ now?
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>>66129524
if you haven't had sex with a dutch, you ain't much
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I didn't know it was possible to fuck up a hotdog
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>>66129288
vlad will remove kebab
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>>66129578
fug
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>>66129015
That's his own personal business.
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Reminder of the only person who deserves your vote
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If this were your last month alive (and you couldn't travel), what would you do?
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>>66129524
Lol cum.
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>>66130023
shitpost on /cum/
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>>66130023
quit my job

not sure beyond that. spend time with my family and commit grand arson.
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haven't showered in a couple days
hair is greasy
want to get fast food
should I bother showering before I go?
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>>66130023
kill myself
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>>66130267
I don't think I'd be able to quit. :( I can't disappoint them.
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>make bacon mac n cheese from scratch
>deglaze brown bits at bottom of pan to flavor sauce further with a roux of bacon grease
>mix half and half and cream
>reduce
>add cayenne, garlic, onion powder
>add sharp cheddar and Parmesan
>a tiny bit of mozzarella to make the sauce stretchier

my tongue is in the middle of an orgasm
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>>66125570
big tits are easy enough to get. big tits with a not overweight body and a good face is a little tougher
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>>66130279
>Fast food
Wear a hat.
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SAAAAAA IKOOOOUUU ZE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZETSUBOU NO WAZUKA NAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you going to do your part, /cum/?
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>try to help someone close a heavy sliding door
>finger gets caught
>nice blood blister forms
>it'll take forever to go away
but I need my fingers for typing
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How do you make friends /cum/?
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>>66130962
,>helping people
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>>66131160
>friends
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>>66131160
join some hobby group thing and interact with people there

>>66131183
i'll never do it again, i learned my lesson
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http://abc7chicago.com/news/man-arrested-for-moonwalking-while-in-possession-of-heroin/1555131/
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>join some hobby group
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>>66131160
Go to school, go to work, learn how to talk to people, don't try too hard.
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>>66131275
He's right. If you're beyond help, you can still try connecting to people with similar interests at a hobby shop.
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>>66130658
I don't own a hat

I'm just going to do drive through anyway, but I'll still feel gross.
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>>66131347
my hobby shop is the liquor store
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>>66131275
or drink yourself to death alone

work (shit option) and developing hobbies that involve leaving your moms house is how adults make friends. join a shooting range and drink yourself to death with friends instead of alone like some pathetic loser
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>>66131389
I'm getting warhammered
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Fat cunt workout partner is always late
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Should I make a name here or trip fag on /cum/?

I used to come here often you guys are pretty ok sometimes.
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For those who have Steam

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/EasterSundaySpecialSteamPage

Kek
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h-hi
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>>66131400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT28ppMYtYc
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>>66131491
i don't want to watch some video of lonely trucker man babbling

as a seasoned alcoholic who consumed alcohol exclusively alone, it's not that great. for people who are actually alcoholics and live alone it could be dangerous if they over do it.
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>>66131483
smitty werbenjagermanjensen
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>>66131400
awful lot of >implying going on there, mein freund.
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>>66131488
Fuck off ahmed
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This is my name now
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>>66131660
>A FUCKING LEAF
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>>66131594
>how do I make friends
>without having to do anything
>my hobby shop is a liquor store
>s-stop implying
whatever lies make you feel better
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>>66131650
Omg rude! No bully pls ;_;
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Reminder that Latvia is the superior Baltic
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>>66131721
I didn't ask the question. "join a hobby group" is the meme answer you always get here.
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People of color aren't born violent. They're raised violent, much like dogs and police officers.
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>>66131566
Alcohol is terrible in general. The problem with drinking alone is not even that you're alone but that you've become accustomed enough for it to be a regular occurrence. Drinking should be done sparingly because it turns you into a boring & depressing person, regardless if you have drinking buddies.
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>>66131483
just get the extra flags script
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>hey man, you good?

>Yup, where/when you want to meet?

>Wherever, and sooner the better. I have somewhere to be in 2 hours

>Last response: 56 minutes ago
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>People of color aren't born violent. They're raised violent, much like dogs and police officers.
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>>66131812
That doesn't mean it's wrong or a bad answer. What do you expect? Some super-secret method to making friends?
>I want people to like me but I don't want to leave my house or talk to anyone or do anything that might put in an uneasy situation
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>>66131844
>Alcohol is terrible in general
Say it to my face maggot!
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>>66131956
I don't think it's bad advice, I just think it's a meme answer.
I am not particularly concerned with making new friends where I live currently. I have an open offer to move out of the stagnant suburban shithole I live in , to a different city, and I'm working towards doing that ASAP.
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>>66131963
I too would drink if I were in the Russian army.
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>>66132139
I get that, but sometimes there are only one or two practical answers. 'Meme' often implies something thoughtless and imitable.
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>american money
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>>66132629
>mexican money
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>>66132629
What's wrong with this?
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>>66133222
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>normiebook friends outraged over an article saying the great barrier reef is dead
>literally written by a culinary journalist
>southern parts of GBR are actually growing

People who post "love le science xD" garbage articles and act like the environment is dead need to hang themselves
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>>66132928
She was not nearly as influential in history as hamilton
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>>66132629
>>66133607
Why not put MLK on there
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>>66133607
Jackson* rather
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>>66133634
gotta be a woman
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>>66133634
because it's 2016
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i believe in ancient aliens now
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When was the last time you got your ass kicked?
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>>66133730
What caused that
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imagine if you were flexible enough to lick your own asshole
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>>66133943
>all those dreams where you suck your own dick
Stop tormenting me God
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>>66133943
No thanks
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What's the worst airport, guys?
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>>66134097
Atlanta

the best is Dayton Beach
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La vida es una lenteja o la tomas o la dejas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YszOEYu_yA
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>>66134097
Newark, NJ because that means you're going to Newark, NJ. It's not so bad if you're leaving.
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>>66133900
when i tried to step to my father and he showed me the power of old man strength
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>tfw not even sleep brings respite anymore as sleeping just means waking up to another day at a job you hate more than your pathetic, meaningless life
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>>66134396
You sound nihilistic.
Stop it.
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>>66130914
4chan created Pepe, not some fuckin retard trying to take credit for it. I have seen the Pepe birth story image, but that's still nonsense. It's almost as bad as that kid who claimed the trollface image and makes money off it by suing people, licencing it to Hot Topic.
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>>66134396
you should try heroin
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I need some halloween candy NOW
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Would you a weeaboo black girl, cum?
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>>66134396
This except I also have constant nightmares and dreams about work
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>>66134843
Why are blacks the biggest weebs
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>>66134962
that picture is photoshopped, mugi does not like black sex offenders
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>>66134962
you've never been here if you think that
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>>66134843
I'd a girl.
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>>66134843
>weeaboo
no
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the 500 calorie meme /fit/ is pushing is bullshit, I'm cutting 1250 calories from now on
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>tfw toothache
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>>66134962
Lead in the tapwater
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Crosses from morbidly obese to just obese on the BMI index. Soon I'll have a gf.
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>>66135001
What, to armenia?
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Anyone here from Louisiana
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what a terrible thread
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>>66135230
yes
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At dinner with the tulpa family again. AMA.
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>>66135259
Where u from
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>>66135348
louisiana
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MAN DOWN
WHERE U FROM, NIGGA
FUCK WHO U KNOW WHERE U FROM, MY NIGGA
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>>66135374
I'm so sorry
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>>66135384
WHERE YO GRANDMA STAY, HUH MY NIGGA?
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>>66135348
Shreveport
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>>66135374
Yeah I know but what city/town?
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>>66135437
why do you care?
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>>66135413
THIS MAAD CITY I RUN MY NIGGA
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>>66135433
I live in Mandeville
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>>66135475
He wants to make friends from Louisiana.
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>>66135475
Because

You're under investigation for hacking into Secretary Clinton's emails.

You have a right to remain silent, no free speech whatsoever.
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>>66135504
I wouldn't be friends with anyone from there
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>>66135496
cool
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>>66135538
would you be friends with me?
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>>66135578
Are you from Louisiana?
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Who /windians/ here
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>>66135591
Yes
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>>66135591
I have never been to Louisiana
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good morning
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>>66135622
It's a no from me then

>>66135643
We can be friends
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>>66135649
Good night.
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>mfw cute bois
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>people asking the Louisiana fag dumb questions, but nobody asks the interesting guy questions
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>>66133634
wow you fucking sexist shitlord
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>>66135730
why could my dad've pulled out
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>>66135730
Am I the interesting guy?
t. SD
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>>66135769
Because he had the physical ability to do so.
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>>66135777
>SD
>Interesting
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>>66135769
couldn't
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>>66135538
Why? I wouldn't mind drinking with autist cunts from here.
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>>66135670
But I just woke up
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>>66135777
My tulpas and I legit had to change tables because of some autistic kid plugging his ears and crying.
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>>66135797
It is a very interesting place

>>66135814
what
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>>66135730
Ask me anything
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>>66135850
What question would you like to ask me?
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>>66135850
why are you here everyday?
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>>66135878
You can't as that

>>66135897
Why are you?
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>>66135919
because I am more likely than not autistic or at least on the spectrum
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Le moon
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>>66135919
I'm asking it.
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Was the last good movie to come out seriously Civil War?
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>>66136082
Is this Phoenix?
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>>66136222
No it's Your Name.
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>mfw she's a walking skeleton
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>>66136375
My name?
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actually bothered to look into Syria and I now see that Assad really is the good guy
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>>66136375
Wait, an anime movie not made by Hayao Miyazaki?
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I love British ppl 2bh

They're special ppl
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>>66136530
Yeah, "special"
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what part of germany is this?
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i want to own a fancy vinyard where i make wine for a living
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>>66136530
very "special" indeed
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>>66136650
Austria

>>66136695
>Being French for a living
I can dig it
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>>66136488
Yeah, it's made by the other movie guy that everyone likes (not Hosoda).
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>>66136650
tecate
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>Been living with my older brother, his wife, and their baby son for 2 months
>every day they drop the baby or he falls/trips from somewhere
>Today they left the baby with me for a bit until one of his parents came home
>Everything is pretty chill, don't understand how they keep dropping him
>Jokingly I said, "Louis, I bet you have a ton of dents on your head" and rubbed his head
>as I rubbed his head I feel a giant dent in the middle of his head
>shivers go down my spine

I have never felt such goosebumps in my life
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>>66137103
>he doesnt play basketball with babies
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>>66137103
I hear when they're real young, you can mush a babies head into the shape you want
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>>66137103
How old is he? I'm not a doctor, but afaik baby skulls aren't well formed up to some time after they were born
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>>66137150
I get that they can take a lot of damage and stuff, but it's horrifying. If it wasn't for his hair, I could probably see the dent clearly.
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>>66136269
Ye
About a mile or two away from my house
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>>66137185
About 8 months
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I can't believe USA has a very unimpressive military history.

Seriously, we had mostly significantly greater numbers than Britain in the Revolutionary War each time we fought them and they would win sometimes, especially in Canada.

But everytime we had smaller numbers than them, even if it was a little smaller, we would never win.

Why do we suck without numbers? We literally can't fight without numbers.

We're horrible fighters, similar like Russia, without the bad weather and we're not really apathetic to destroy our own country just to win (scorched earth policy).

I have no pride anymore.
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I want the commies to leave
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>>66137280
Russians aren't horrible fighters. The zergrush meme comes from the Winter War and first few months of the WW2, because Stalin purged all the competent commanders in the 30s.
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>ask best buy employee where SD card readers are
>he literally can't tell me
Ah yes, American "employees"
And they wonder why big box stores are going out of business
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>>66137226
It doesn't fully develop until 2-3 years I think
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>>66137280
Please take into account the officer corps and the condition of the troops
People abandoned all the time, the officers were mostly second-rate at best, and one of the greatest we had betrayed the revolution

If you read into the war in the South and frontiers you'd see different stories, mostly small US bands BTFO of British supply lines and fucking them up
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>>66137317
Ya but we suck compared to Russia's track history, Russia is a little bit above ours in terms of military history.

We literally only have stalemates and "wins" only when its in our favor
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The greatest army to ever fight in North America was the Army of Northern Virginia
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For those of you who already voted, what sorts of things did you vote for

I voted
>Trump
>pro marijuana legalization (Cali)
>against banning the death penalty
>supporting expediting death penalty cases (will get struck down by the courts I'd imagine)
>against requiring condoms in porno
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>>66137412
>An army of virgin NEETs
>Greatest NA army ever
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>>66137442
>requiring condoms in porno
All that would do is ruin California's porn industry
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>For those of you who already voted, what sorts of things did you vote for
>I voted
>>Trump
>>pro marijuana legalization (Cali)
>>against banning the death penalty
>>supporting expediting death penalty cases (will get struck down by the courts I'd imagine)
>>against requiring condoms in porno
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>>66137442
The good thing with Trump is that he would allow states to do their own thing without a dependency to federal law.

He's literally state laws > federal laws
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>You will never be the mistake of a super pornstar
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Do you think that the second amendment will exist in the future?
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>>66137460
Yeah I don't get the point of that referendum
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>Ya but we suck compared to Russia's track history
>The Dogger Bank incident (also known as the North Sea Incident, the Russian Outrage or the Incident of Hull) occurred on the night of 21/22 October 1904, when the Russian Baltic Fleet mistook some British trawlers in the Dogger Bank area of the North Sea for an Imperial Japanese Navy force and fired on them. Russian warships also fired on each other in the chaos of the melée.[1] Three British fishermen died and a number were wounded. One sailor and a priest aboard a Russian cruiser caught in the crossfire were also killed. The incident almost led to war between Britain and Russia.[2]
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>>66137450
Robert E Lee could turn Chris-chan into a efficient and honorable southern solider
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>mfw can't vote for Hillary for another week
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>>66137538
That doesn't matter, I'm talking about real battles not mistakes, which we sometimes do too.
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>176 seeds
>I'm not going to be one of them
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Was Mussolini white
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>>66137558
please never post Umi with any political statement (left or right) again unless it directly pertains to the internal affairs of Japan
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>>66137549
If Robert E Lee saw Chris he'd fucking shoot Chris or himself

>>66137592
Mussolini is a pasta, why would it be white?
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>>66137558
#ImWithHer

>>66137519
Yes, but we should limit it greatly. Who even needs AR-15s? Lol, it's not like we need to rebel against our government because it's actually corrupt!

Seriously, who even thinks our beautiful government is corrupt? Bunch of right-wing nutjobs that's who.

I have faith in our Queen that she will steer us in the right direction.
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>>66137561
Russo Japanese war was the first time a European great power was beaten by a non-European great power on its own soil since the industrial revolution

Russia dropped the ball hard
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>>66137606
Robert E Lee is the patron saint of Virginia and he loves us all
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New:

>>66137674
>>66137674
>>66137674
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>>66137634
Yeah but, we significantly helped Japan out with their modernization tho.

To be fair, it was pretty much a European country vs another European country
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>>66137679
Disgusting
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>>66137561
That was part of the Russo-japanese war in 1905. That quote refers to the Baltic Fleet Russia sent to Japan, and I don't think they used the Suez Canal. They fought in the battle of Tsushima and the whole fleet was lost iirc
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>>66137689
Tokyo was still made of wood until we burned it down
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_by_past_GDP_(PPP)
Russia had significantly more men and significantly more money to throw at it
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Last

Time to move
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actual last
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Heh.
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>>66139062
indeed
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