American here, ask me anything

>>66115759
There is no 14th month lad

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>>66115759
Why don't Americans celebrate easter?

>>66115824
They can it black history month, think.

>>66115839
Why dont australians celebrate halloween?

>>66115864

Shhh! They don't realize it's the shortest month.

>>66115759
Where do you live?

What's your ethnicity/race or whatever you use to identify yourself?

>>66116242
Central New York

>>66116569
I just say white, Im a mix of many euro ethnicities and I dont go full muh herritage

where do you work?

>>66116635

>I dont go full muh herritage

you know you want to, there's no need to hold back your autism here my colonial friend this is a safe place for you

>>66116200
We do, as it is an English holiday.

>>66116635
Is NY ultra expensive?

Will you marry me so I can get a green card?

>>66116635
In the scale of 1 to 10, how much do you think that memes represent you and your fellow muricans?

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>>66115759
>36 OZ.
>(2 LB. 4 OZ.)
Yeah definitely, great system you have there m8

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>>66116635
>Central New York

Could you send me a burger from Shake Shack please? I really miss it since my last visit in NYC. And add a slice of pizza too if you can, you know the ones who come with a Coke for 2$. Thank you.

Is it true that Americans won't buy brown eggs ?

>>66115759
>that time format
>that temperature
>that weight
>keeping eggs in the cardboard box
that's some fucked up country you have there

>>66116848
At a gym - I mostly just sit around

>>66117020
Not bad but taxes are high. We are getting 15 dollar minimum wage soon though so we will see what that brings us

>>66117032
Yes as long as you are a qt girl (or look like one)

>>66117039
7/10. We are too patriotic and eat too much, there are fast food restaurants everywhere, most people are bretty dumb, but no one sharts themselves

>>66117242
Ok whats your address

>>66117285
We do, they are just as common as white ones I think

>>66117360
>G*rmany

>>66117580
Is it like they promised it down there in Mexico?

>>66117137
It gets even crazier then this as we use the metric and imperial system.

>>66117137

Because 1.03 kg makes more sense?

It's 1.5 dozen eggs. It's not about weight.

>>66115759
Why Burgers?

>>66121864

Plus it's 36 ounces, meaning each egg weighs a perfect two ounces.