You turn on the tv on November 8

>>66113491

Buy a Syrian id to move to Wyoming to live my dream life of farms, guns and raches and get shot.

smug and drink warm sake

Drive to Florifa and swim to the Bahamas

Have laugh and go check out the butthurt singularity that has formed on /pol/

... Except the next president doesn't take office until mid January.

>>66113491
Hey, as long as Euroshits die for US I'm ok with this.

LMAO because I'm over 30.

All those lonely 26 year old women needing companionship....

Continue on being Australian

>>66113579
>sake

Literally the worst type of alcohol.

Do nothing as always.

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>America is down to this

>>66113491
We won't do shit against Russia, she's just trying to attract voters through Putin bashing

>>66113491
>You turn on the tv
I don't watch tv.

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>>66113697
haters gonna hate

>>66113491
Don't really care.

>>66113697
So much this. But I will say that I had some sake once where they somehow made it like "alcoholic rice milk". And it really wasn't that bad. Fucking $8 for 375L though. Fucking slants.

>>66113808
Have you ever had good beer, whisky, vodka, mead, wine or rum?

Sake is trash, the only way to make it taste good is if you cut off your tongue.

I hope she wins. I can't wait to finally cross the border without getting arrested.

>>66113957
What you plan on doing once you've ruined America? Shift to Canada and ruin that too? What then?

>>66113491
I will personally bring democracy to the young American men with my wet holes hehe

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>>66113957

U wot? Mexicans can come cross the border all they want. They just have to go back. And the vast majority do.

Tens of thousands do every week to shop.

>>66113668
>tfw you will be conscripted later as the war drags out even though you're not as sharp as a youth
>tfw you will die easily because you'll be up against battle hardened vets while you're a green recruit
heh, tough luck old man

>>66113491
Wonder how I got a TV and when the Onion got its own channel.

Trump is winning in a landslide and deporting all the mexishits.

>>66114095
bit lewd 2bh

>>66113491
>What do?
Laugh and move innawoods into bomb shelter my grandpa build under my familys summer cottage. Thanks grandpa.

between winning the election and assuming office she will be "president elect" desu

>>66114095
oho ;) what holes might these be haha

>>66113491
Brace for the coming alt-right buttstration storm.

>>66114236
As blowing up prod cars already made you a veteran?

>>66114249
>trump is winning in a landslide
Are all americans this delusional?

>>66113609
Kek this

head to /pol/ to shitpost

>>66116125
Kys

>>66114080
Australia, greater Mexico is all anglo countries

>>66113491
clap

>>66116227
what does that stand for my friend ;;;;))))))

>>66113844
375 litres for 8 shartekels seems normal to me

>>66113491
You have to be retarded if you even for a second believe that the USA government would be stupid enough to go to war with Russia.

>>66113668
>old people on 4chan

please leave desu

>>66116336
I hope you are not underestimating American potential for stupidy.

>>66116481
Stupid enough to go to war with Russia even

Start taking tranny pills and/or go to Trudeauland

>>66113491
>The US along with its NATO allies will enlist all young men between the ages of 18 to 30 to bring democracy to Russia
literally everyone in turkey would join russia just because they fight usa

>>66113491
nice cuck fantasy lol

>>66113668
>26 years old going with oldfuck who browses 4chan

yea ok