Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>https://www.homes.co.jp/chintai/b-1250310015480/

r8 my future apartmentt

>>66107425
Let's tarking.

>>66107440
It's better than my closet. How can an expat in Thailand afford Japan? Are you an English teacher?

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>>66107425
乙

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>>66107469
>Are you an English teacher?

>>66107440
>https://www.homes.co.jp/chintai/b-1250310015480/
8/10 It looks bright and cozy for 1 person. Shoebox feel I can't shake tho. Windows are nice.
Also because of the bright and shiny surfaces it looks like a bitch to clean.
Communal areas seem nice.
Lawson is best conbini.

>>66107517
>Lawson is best conbini.

familymart shits all over lawson

>>66107517
I changed my mind, the windows are annoying. I don't want light, and it would creep me out at night

>>66107557
Lawsons has slightly better chicken. I'm a fried chicken connoisseur at this point.

I'm only matching with asian and foreign girls on Tinder
Don't bother if you are white in France and want to fuck locals, you can't

友達がほしい・・・

>>66107604
White girls are shit anyways. Don't even glance at them, lest you raise their egos. All the white women in my area put their head down when I pass them now instead of hoping that I look.

日本の友達作るなら日本にいないと難しい
日本にいても難しいがな

>>66107425
おちゅ

>>66107628
俺達は友達だろ

>>66107425
乙

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>>66107645
>white girls live for male attention
>not for attention of other girls
What is it like being straight?

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A frenchman who can't get laid in japan without paying despite being white, and who purchased no man's sky and occulus rift at full price, while defending them to the very end, maybe?

>>66107628
日本語スレの皆がいるだろ

>>66107717
ここにいないのに

>>66107845
英語圏はいいじゃん気軽にfriendとか言えて羨ましいわ

>>66107845
あーイギリス行きたい!
ふらりと気軽に行けない距離が憎い

>>66107645
i read some blog post by some fat american girl in japan who complained that no-one looked at her

didn't know it's widespread

>>66107628
なんで友達が欲しい

イルカにヤキモチ焼いて飼育員に甘えるシャチ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RarkM2fEjsw

>>66107969
I don't want to believe this is a thing
Is it only normie girls that do this?
All the basement roasties I know don't.

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オタ芸も馬鹿にできない
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH-XKpYY4Yw

>>66107925
ここから日本が同じことだ

>>66108001
毎日毎日この部屋から出ない
どこかで友達と一緒に生きたい
この街に多数の場所がある
レストランとか、博物館とか、バーとか、名所とか
でも一人でいけば意味はないから、まだ見なかった

>>66108210
イギリス人なら、どこかのパブの常連になればいいだろう
飲み友達くらい出来るだろ

How to get a local qt to be your tour guide?
I just want someone to talk to and explain what everything is and how it works.

>>66108210
俺はどこにも行きたくない
コンビニでさえ、買いたいものがない
あるとすれば、Amazonで本を買いたいってくらいだ

>>66108210
一人で美術館や博物館に行くの楽しいよ。
自分のペースで見れるから。
前にマダムタッソーへ行った時、ゆっくり見れなくて、未だに後悔してる。

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>>66107425
In the front pic,
I am?
>>66107969
そりゃ、単に遠慮しいているだけ
>>66108062
lol
Could we say the fat girl is normie?
>>66108210
Why don't you go to Babymetal's gig?

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I was said that I am similar to him.
Today is the best day

>>66107425
I feel like complete shit desu. I thought Sake, Whiskey and fried chicken would cure my cold but my head is starting to really hurt again and I can't taste anything.

>>66108410
通販便利過ぎて確実に部屋から出る機会減った

>>66108824
インターネットほどの麻薬が生物史上あったなら教えてもらいたい

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It's j*p hunting season

>>66108942
Amazonで変な面白商品眺めてyoutube見てを交互にするのをやめられん

>>66107645
white girls are not on tinder for the white dick

>>66108942
4chan見て動画見て…とかしてると
あっと言う間に何時間も経っていて驚く

>giggle "tinder"
>reminds me of face-smash in "The Social Network"

I just saw a skinny sandnigger with a beautiful 9/10 Jap girl. What the fuck lads? Good for him, but why? This is upsetting for some reason.

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>a chinese province tries to banter me

>>66109396
you sound like elliott rodger now kek, it's not all about looks man

>>66109396
she would be below 5/10 in Japan or just he would be 10/10

>>66109447
>Implying sandniggers use their brain

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How does /int/ Japanese feel about their Emperor?

>>66109481
You never considered the fact that he might be the son of an oil billionaire sheikh though, did you?

>>66109085
Google先生一つとっても神の領域だから
気がついたらタブが20個も開いてる

>>66109447
It is all about looks generally. You can be as confident as you want but if you're ugly, then you will just come off as annoying for not knowing your place. Also, I'm not a desperate manlet.

>>66109502
He works very well.
86% of Japanese support emperor system.

こんばんは (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
かわいいjsが欲しいですか

>>66109540
>Also, I'm not a desperate manlet.

There's your insecurity again, you can be a 10/10 but if you're an insecure and approval-seeking beta, you won't get laid anytime soon.

Looks matter, but there's simply more to the game, you just come across as incredibly insecure

外国人に避難誘導のガイドライン作り、総務省
スマホからシナ語やハングル語が流れる
この国は何をしてるんだろう
もう何億円かけたんだろう

>>66109608
JSと何をしたい

>>66109642
(´・ω・｀)

カリオストロはじまった

>>66109642
オセロ

Where should I go tomorrow, Nara or Osaka?

>>66109819
Nara!!!
Absolutely!!!

>>66109806
平和だねえ~

I'm going to Japan in two months, staying for a year.

And I don't speak a single fucking word japanese.
This gun be gud.

>>66109819
Nara

タイは大変な自粛ムードのようじゃないの
ここのタイ串を大使館に通報しようか

>>66109895
What are you going for?

>>66109608
>>66109642
やだ、見間違えた、恥ずかしい

>>66109847
>>66109900
so it shall be

>>66109502
Emperor family are slaves of people. They have no right to live where they like and to get a job that they want.
Japanese are cruel people.

タイに外こもりしたーい
タイゴキがもう一人ふえーる

>>66109819
go 飛田 to get fuck prostitutes

>>66109502
It is rare that I usually think about our Emperor. But I will miss him if he disappears .
The family of the Emperor does not have the man who went bald.
Both the Emperor and the Crown Prince are protected in God (hair).

>>66109922
To get out of Germany under any circumstances.

>>66109806
ここはロリコン伯爵結構いそうだなw

>>66110143
Why Japan then? Komm nach Australien~

飛田すげーかわいかったけど
時間短いし入れるだけだから
味気ない

>>66107469
He's boundless.

>>66109540
just take up lifting and get an ar-15 bro

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>>66110190
Nigga, every fag goes to Australia and NZ. Fuck off, you guys are full.
Also I literally die over temperatures above 25°c.

That's why I wanna go to Hokkaido and try my luck as skiing/snowboard instructor or whatever. I can improvise at site.

>>66110086
already have a booking with deri heri, but maybe another day

>>66110349
why cant you just go to austria or switzerland for that?

they're not infested with the mudslimes

>>66110380
Ochinchin desuka

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:D

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>>66110377
Because I also love the japanese architecture, culture and the women?

Those things can't be found in little-south-germany.

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>>66110408
I want ochinchin is my mouth

>>66107469
>>66107517
Check out who else responded to Thai posters in this thread so far.

>>66110475
That's gay

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>>66110497
I like to explore

>>66110475
咥えて差し上げろ

Japan has made my skirt/stocking fetish 100 times more powerful
How will I survive when I get back home??

>>66110188
国連加盟国で偽札作ってるって北朝鮮のことかww

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>>66110497
まあまあ、あいつはスウェーデン人だから予想通り

>>66110349
>skiing/snowboard instructor
Are you any good?

Am I 〜で疑問文って成立するのでしうか?、最近よくみかけますがこれは英語のmemeですか

あれだけ厳重で水流はウェルカムで入れてるとか

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>>66110582
I'm skiing since I was 6 and snowboarding since I was 16.
I'm also pretty good at ice skating.

>>66109502
Tennou(Japanese Emperor)is God's Descendant like Jesus of Nazareth.
We all love and respect him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug0ZAUPovu8

今日カリオストロだよ

>>66110743
Impressive. Are you tall and blonde?
If I was a girl or gay, I would enjoy taking skiing or snowboarding lessons by handsome Aryan instructor with a cute accent. ;-)))

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>>66110910
>If I was gay

That can be arranged

>>66110618
たとえば?

>>66110572
その画像すげー可愛い

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>>66110940
いやです(´・ω・｀)

>>66110818
みてるよ

How come that Japan keeps reelecting Abe when abenomics is a massive failure?

>>66110955
これはもっとかわいいです
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Yod8FFIZg

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>>66110910
>tall
I dunno. Is 1.88m tall for ya?
I find myself kinda small, most of my friends are like half a head taller than me.
>blonde
street mutt blond
My aryan blonde hair became brown over the years. That's the dirty dutch blood in my veins I guess.

>>66111006
no other choice

ドロボーです

pls feed me big white cock
(*´Д｀)ﾊｱﾊｱﾊｱ

>>66110572
wwwwww

クラリス可愛いな
昔の日本人の女は結果はともかく志はこのくらいあった

>>66111027
Jag vill vara där

>>66111006
How come that Swedes keep reelecting moronic monkeys when mass immigration is a massive failure?

>>66111029
I hear lots of Australians and other gaijin visit Hokkaido every winter for skiing.
I'm sure there's demand for English speaking instructors.
The question is what do you do in Spring, Summer, and Autumn.

いまはこれが精一杯

>>66111044
Japan is a democratic multi party country, what do you mean you have no choice?

Also not only do you keep reelecting him, the liberal democrats keep gaining more seats.

>>66111145
昔の女っておまえいくつだよw

>>66111104
おっぱいを見せてください

>>66111162
SD is getting bigger and bigger for each election. The difference is that the morons here keep losing power and in Japan the they gain it.

Though I wouldn't call Abe a moron, his policies simply didn't work but he keeps pushing them.

>>66111027
なにこれかわいいw
ゆるくて良いね

>>66111187
We chose the party not him.
The other parties are either too small or too Chinese-friendly.

>>66111162
Because we believe that uneducated savage monkeys are just as good people as we are and they've just been given a poor lot in life.
As it turns out, it's easier to close your eyes and pretend that savages can do no wrong because they need to "adapt to a different culture" than to admit savages will always be savages. Same goes for idiots. So we won't be changing any time soon either.

>>66111190
満州などでマジに舌をかみきって自決した

>>66111302
>>66111261
Tankepolisen kommer att ta er

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>>66111165
wakkarimasen lol

You can always find some sort of shit to do. Somewhere, someone always needs something done.

>Farmers feed oats to their horses.=Farmers feed their horses on [with] oats. 農夫たちは馬にオート麦を食べさせる.

Does "feed me on big white cocks" work?

>>66111044
this

>>66111346
You're posting from a Swedish IP, they're coming for you too.

>>66111346
I've got nothing to lose. Send them at me.

>>66111336
>suiside
It's a sin. barbaric jap

レオンって映画あったけど、おれはあれはカリオストロに影響受けた説を唱えている
ドロボーが殺し屋に王女がシンデレラに、という違いはあるが

>>66111361
I like your idea though.
So much more creative than teaching a language.
Are you under 30? I so, consider work holiday.

>>66111387
新参乙

>Our calculations show that the rocket is approching the sun.
>我々の計算によるとロケットは太陽に近づいている。

その翻訳は大丈夫ですか?

>>66111537
Yeah, a working holiday for a year was the plan. Maybe get a full visa if the year turns out to be enjoyable and my language skill get to a fluent level of speaking.

I considered teaching a language but if I can't speak a single fucking word japanese that would be kinda hard to do, right?

Also JET and ALTs require to have a bachelor and such bullshit and I don't have one. I took care of my sick mother for the last 3 years and couldn't attend college at the same time and failed my classes.
I thought maybe it's possible for me to re-do college in Japan someday but I dunno about that so far. I wanna concentrate on the working holiday now.

>>66111267
Why do you have only one party?
Nobody thinks about creating something new, or is it like a taboo thing?

So I just drank a bottle of sake, but apparently it's not enough for my 外人 genes. Do konbinis stock hard liquors or only beer?

>>66111765
日本人乙

>>66111690
New parties are created and disappear.
We've given a chance to a different party for a short while, but things didn't go very well.
Now we know well that it's significant for our leading party to maintain good connection with the US.

>>66111811
へえ
ちょっとわからなかった
日本人かどうかと聞いてるの?

>>66111765
>hard liquors
They do. Pretty good selection for their small shelf space actually.

>>66111765
Yes
Good luck Alcoholic-kun

>>66111838
isn't it because of your chinese culture that people don't want to disagree and want only one party for the country?

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I want to omanko.

>>66111911
なんだこれあの猿w

>>66111867
Good, going to セブンエレブン now

奴は大変なものを盗みましたぁ・・・それは
あなたの心です

>>66111911
ちんこは猿より大きい kek

>>66111185
Hello

>>66111631
Sacrificing yourself for your parents is very noble.
You are still young, and possibility is abundant.
There are several universities in Japan which offers a programme in which all the classes are conducted in English.
But you don't need a degree if you are intending to live and stay in Hokkaido.
No university teaches skills needed to survive in Hokkaido.

おじいちゃんやめてください
お酒は口で飲んでください
そこはお尻です

>>66112093
まだはやいわw

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>>66112093
先に言っちゃだめ

こんなカルト仕様の結婚式があるもんか

>>66110940
you aren't even gay

>>66112185
>>66112202
待てなかった・・・すまソ

>>66111631
Here, there's one opening at a hotel in Sheraton group. They hire working holiday makers.
http://www.kiroro.co.jp/en/promotions-events/1258-ski-and-snowboard-instructors-wanted

>>66112289
He is gay but has sex with women so people think he is straight

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>>66112289
>>66112384
fashion gay. girls love it.

>>66111617
OK牧場

>>66112344
おじさまったら…

ニッポンは素晴らしいな

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Would you date a girl from the NCR?

>>66112451
今は日本じゃないし
ますます日本じゃなくなるけどな

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>>66112395
Looks a bit like Karl Pilkington.

>>66112562
it smells like virginity in this state

>>66112448
今宵の斬鉄剣は一味違うぞ

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>>66112624
Well, at least you'll have something in common to talk about then.

>>66112562
a no

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>>66112147
That may be true, but additional (affordable) education never hurts anyone. And I know this sounds morbid and horrible, but now that my mother is dead I can concentrate on studies.

I rather have a cozy office job than work my body into a non-recognizable shape like my father did.

>>66112372
Oh boy, that sounds good. I'll check it out.

>>66112650
Burn poster

@66112650
no you for (You)

>>66112614
You answered your own question, bud

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a british jap sympathizer who regularly posts pictures of a japanese meme, perhaps?

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A russian who feels insecure about his manliness, maybe?

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>>66112583
The guy in the pic looks like the one in Sopranos to me.
>White men rook arr same to me.

>>66112772
So racist
baka

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>>66112772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxSUKA--Dg

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王女ならローマの休日でもいんじゃね

Is this the elevator?
It's my refrigerator.

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Real gangsta ass niggas don't talk much
all you hear is the sound of the gun blast
and real gangsta ass niggas don't run for shit
cause real gangsta ass niggas can't run fast

>>66112658
Don't worry Mayuyu, we'll find someone for you eventually.

>>66112678
I totally understand. I took care of my dying father too. It wasn't 3 year long like you, but it still required some level of sacrifice. I reentered a college 9 months after his death. I think college education helps to redirect a life.

>>66112804
Don't you love our girl mistaking you for David Beckham?

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>this fat fuck weeaboo English teacher has his own house in japan
>and a huge collection of anime and managa probably worth thousands of $

kek. japan why do you let such freaks into your country

日本軍の心も銭形みたいなものだった
虐殺など出来ないのた

s͏mh t͏bh fa͏m

>>66113006
Making fun of my voice again?

>>66112964
My condolences.
We didn't even knew she was going to die, but it was impossible for her to maintain a regular life and her pride stopped her from taking help from the state or any organisation. And since my father is working half a day I had to take care of her for the last three years.

I can't re-enter college in germany anymore. I had my chance and I failed it. And I had no idea what to do with my life anyway, I only went to college because everybody else went.

I hope I find some answers for my life during my trip.

>>66113091
How did you know it was me who made fun of your voice?

>>66113132
The rest of Japanese flags would never want to hurt my feelings

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>>66113033
look how small it is

>>66113108

How did you mother die? That's very sad, fritz.

>>66113108
My mother had a major back surgery when my father was ill. So I was in charge of all the heavy lifting in the house.
I think my biggest achievement in my life was that I never let my father shit in his diaper till a day before his death.

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>>66113252
"Small" is just another word for "cosy", anon.

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For foreigners

The legend of anime have aired just now on Japanese TV.
That work is equivalent of predecessor work of the studio Ghibli.
Japanese posters sometimes talked about it now.

>>66113183
I'm sorry. I always bully a girl I like.

>>66113281
A part of her right foot died off, poisoned her already weak body and she didn't survived the amputation afterwards.

>>66113303
Gotta keep that chin up though, no matter what sort of shit life throws at ya.

Also I forgot to mention I have another reason to go to Japan. That reason lives in Osaka and helped me a lot to go through the past three years in my life. I want to repay all the kindness of her someday.

>>66113033
I think he rents and (at least sometimes) has room-mates

>>66113450

Damn. How did that happen? She had diabetes or what

冷蔵庫は空くから、買い物して行かなくていけないけど、今外では大雨がざあざあ降っていって内に暖かいです。

>>66113450
I guess any accomplishment you'll make in your life will be the repayment to her kindness.

>>66113509
Diabetes, rheumatism and lung cancer in the first stadium.

>>66113326
what is it called ?

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>>66113506
Sharehouse?

>>66113597
No, he rents the house alone and then (illegally) rents out a room to his friends

>>66113549
冷蔵庫「が」
買物し「に」
(家の)中(×内)「は」

>>66113575
｢カリオストロの城｣だよ
The Castle of Cagliostro

>>66113549
寒い雨の日は、外に出るのが嫌になるね
宅配ピザでも頼んだら?

>>66113033
What's like to be fat in front of a weight bench.?

>>66113562
I still want to meet her.

I mean, I promised to go to Disneyland Tokyo with her. And to the Universal Studios. And Okinawa. I promised her a lot. I gotta try to keep atleast some of them.

>>66113836
It may sound pathetic but it was anonymous people I never met that helped me maintain my sanity while I was taking care of my sick father.
It was hard to stay in touch with friends irl when my freedom to go out was limited.

>>66113304
Yes, small is cosy.
and, Shei-shounagon who is famouse
writer said"small things are so cute ".

>>66113699
ありがとうございます。

>>66113736
行かなかったら明日冷蔵庫がまた空くから、今日行かなければいけません。
とにかく今日もうパソコンの前に時に過ごしすぎります。

じゃ、またね、行ってきます。

>>66114279
ひえー行ってらっしゃい
雨で風邪をひかないように気をつけてね

how do "fuck you" really mean?
1. be fucked by someone
2. fap by yourself
3. fuck me
4. other
thank you in advance.

これくらいで寒いとか軟弱すぎるだろ
俺なんてまだシャツ1枚で扇風機使ってるというのに

>>66114184
sei-shounagon*

>>66114356
Fuck you is usually an insult.
くたばれ would be an approximate translation.

>>66114279
気をつけて、いってらー (´・ω・) ﾉｼ

>>66114396
くたばれ means die!
Why do english people say "fuck you" instead of die!?

>>66114390
もしかして 「デヴ」

>>66114390
筋肉質すぎる

>>66114390
沖縄県民?
寒くて、炬燵を出そうかただ今考え中。
北アイルランドよりも暖かくて過ごし易いと
言われた地域だけどw

あなたとセックスしなさい!

>>66114463
Because die is a threat we can go to jail for, and it implies you're gonna act on it.
Fuck you is like, "you're a moron" "I don't give a shit about you" and "I hope something bad happens to you" all in one short and sweet phrase.

>>66114463
Does Japanese not have an approximate translation of "fuck you"?
Anyway, if that isn't an approximate translation, let me try to explain it:
Fuck you doesn't necessarily mean any of those things you listed. It basically means "damn you" but is more obscene. There are other ways of telling someone to "get fucked," however:
1. Get fucked (in general, not by any specific person.)
2. [No real equivalent for jerking yourself off, but 3 is more or less the same as that.]
3. Go fuck yourself (again, it's not asking you to literally go fuck yourself, it's just a more obscene version of "fuck you.")

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>>66114184
>writer said"small things are so cute ".
He sounds like a very wise man, this sei-shounagon.

It's not possible to be both big and cute. Most of the time.

>>66113450
>Also I forgot to mention I have another reason to go to Japan. That reason lives in Osaka and helped me a lot to go through the past three years in my life. I want to repay all the kindness of her someday
kek

why do people do this

>>66114613
>>66114627
I thought "fuck you" was a short for "fuck yourself," meaning "avoid fucking anyone else so that you don't procreate. You deserve to be extinct."

>>66114731
fuck you is the verbal middle finger

>>66113836
To go off what you were saying earlier, about not being able to get a bachelors, I'm in the same situation.
Because of personal health and abusive home situation, I had to drop out of school during my year before graduating. I saw all my friends walk, have over $6,000 in debt to the loan for schooling I never benifited from, and I still feel like a failure today.
There are too many barriers for everything in America, I don't know if it's like this in other countries. It is the land of the free only for those with money and born lucky.

>>66114627
What if I say 'Literally go fuck yourself', would that literally mean 'go fuck yourself'?

>>66114815
It used to but "literally" has become abused and meaning changed so it is up to interpretation.

>>66114782
What does the physical middle finger signify then?(´・ω・｀)

>>66114815
You can say that, but since relatively recently (2-3 years ago) has lost its meaning and can be used just as regular emphasis, it doesn't mean much.
Like >>66114838 said, someone can say "this video literally killed me" and that obviously wouldn't be true. They simply used literally as a form of emphasis or to exaggerate.

But yes, it could be interpreted as that. But since the act of fucking yourself is pretty difficult, it would sound more like very strange advice than as an insult.

>>66114852
fuck you

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>>66114927
NO! YOU FAUK YOURSELF!!!

>>66114976
I think you get it champ ;)

>>66114665
Actually, Sei-shonagon is woman desu.
but,She was very wise woman.
The book published 1000 years ago.(heian era)

>>66114786
>$6,000
that's not too bad in America, right?

>>66115019
はい(´・ω・｀)

>>66114279
帰ってきたらこの動画見てくれ

>【トリビアの種】フランスパンに最も合うカップラーメンの残り汁は?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvf06ir2hxQ

日本の人気TV番組でフランス人シェフが有意義な実験に参加してくれた動画なんだ
フランス人に見せたかったんだけど、いつもフランス国旗が居る時にここに来れなくて

zitto animale

choose pig or nippon
pig

haha fuck you nippon

>>66115232
JUNCKER OUT

>>66115232
Yurope being a cunt as always

>>66115178
動画見てないけど、醤油味は合わなそう
カレー味とかシーフードとかだったらいけそう

>>66115306
動画見たけど塩だった
フランスパンでラーメン食いたい

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>>66115021
>Actually, Sei-shonagon is woman desu.
Oh, I haven't heard of her before.

Is she famous in Japan? Do you read her writing in school?

>>66115450
シンプルな塩味が合うんだな
>フランスパンでラーメン食いたい
フランス人「」
俺「餃子付きのラーメン定食っていいよな」
中国人「」

なんでライヤンバウンドレスさんが人気なんだ。

>>66115368
>Dead eyes look

>>66115517
Yes,She is very famous writer in Japan.
I read her writing and poem(tanka) in school when I was a junior high school student.

>>66115734
Fくん、Fくん
塩ラーメンとフランスパンが美味しいそうだ

>>66114091
Sometimes it only take a single word to keep someone safe from selfharm.

Be open to people though. Many of them understand what kind of stuff you're going through and that it's bothering you.

My boss for example has full understanding for the difficult situation I was in after my mothers death, giving me a week off from work yet still got paid.

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>>66115939
I usually don't eat bread with ramen
Tonight I will be eating soup (Potato, cheese, pumpkin) It's delicious

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>>66115734

do you think he's handsome

>>66116164
for blind asian girls

俺が大きなお尻を好きです
それも嘘じゃない

ヒゲくらい剃れよ、とは思うけど。
でもアメリカでは剃らないのかもしれないし。
ニホンジン神経質ですね、とか言われたくないから言わない。

>>66116037

where did you meet the Japanese girl that supported you while you were down? does she want to be your gf or just friends

>>66116115
>don't eat bread with ramen
確かにw

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>>66116217
おっぱいかお尻どっちの方が好きですか?

>>66108210
Where do you live lad?

小尻がいい。
デカ尻好きの意味がわからない

>>66116217
ラテン系?

テレビでグッドフェローズ放送してる

>>66116374
On Hellotalk, a language learning app.

I'm certain she just want to be friends. That's what I atleast want. She's also older than me which kinda turns me off. Christmas cakes 'n such.

But she send me presents from Japan to my birthday for example, she cared for me when I needed it the most.

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>>66116490
>小尻がいい
小さな尻の女性は普通じゃないと思う、ロリと男性だけには小さなお尻があるんだ。

I'm getting sleepy.
good night everyone.

>>66116748
おやすみ~

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>>66116748
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, nihonjin.

Yume de aimashou.

>>66116928
https://youtu.be/YJf6Ly5Owlk

this song reminds me of you

>>66116715
小股の切れ上がるような尻がいい。
尻丸出し画像はいつも気に入らないのだが、趣味は人それぞれだから我慢している。

>>66117054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

>>66116928
It's unfortunate how much this looks like my apartment

>>66117103
The F?

More like The G.

>>66117170
>>66117103
but yea, I unironically like that song.

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この番組好き

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Hey tourist in Japan, if you're still awake:

Why are you such a pussy and a loser and can't approach the Japanese girls staring at you? You're REALLY going to regret if you don't try to chat these girls up and get laid before you leave.

If not that, figure out how to get a cell phone and get tinder, or use okcupid, craig's list or japan guide as a last resort.

Fuckin dumb loser

>>66114279
>>66114451
ただいま-!
本当に濡れているけど、アイスクリームも買った。:D

>>66115178
その動画は可笑しくて詳しいですね。

パンを折って、皿のソースでパンを濡れさせる慣行は本当にフランス人の仕方です。

Can I make an America general on Futaba or 2ch?

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>>66116928
Un jour tu me le payeras.

>>66116748
oyasumi fuccboi

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J _ P S

>>66116410
大切な特徴のオフィシャルランキング!

1.性格
2.顔
3.声
4.穴
5.背
6.マンコ
7.おっぱい
。。。
9000.足

共産党が正しいのかもしれぬ

>>66117427
No, you are not allowed

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>>66118132
>共産どもめ
>正しい

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>>66118248
>tfw can freely shitpost on jap imageboards

>>66117427
>American thread
Why tho

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>had oysters for dinner, now I have gas

Mmm, everyone loves the smell of their own brand, could gas the japs with these farts

埼玉の地下送電ケーブル火災は
この国がインフラを最早維持出来ない証しだろう
最近は雨が降ったから電車が止まる

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>>66118132

>>66118580

fartttttttttttttttttt, splurrrrrrrrrrccchhhhhhh

you're probably going to have violent diarrhea in an hour or two from now

>>66118665
岡田真澄かな?

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深田の尻

日本人はもう死ぬことしかテーマがない

I'll make a new thread.

new thread 新スレ
>>66118821
>>66118821
>>66118821

>>66118767
ヨシフ・スターリンです。
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ヨシフ・スターリン

>>66118851
まだ早い

内緒だよ
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/783077410862276612/pu/vid/720x1280/IBr2RTtn3xhyCfvx.mp4

>>66118132
>共産主義
誰も働かなくてもいいほど科学技術が発達しないと機能しない仕組み

第二次世界大戦の過程で
恐ろしい殺戮、虐殺の嵐に遭遇したのは
日本人の方なのであり
それはポツダム宣言受諾の数年後まで続いた
これが語られない暗黒

>>66118909
ご…ごめん 、実は知ってたけど、
ボケただけ

>>66118984
日本人はみな変態だ