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Words edition innit

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=442
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ozzie ozzie ozzie
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/shit/
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oi oi oi
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Fascism
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Just grab him by the boipussy.
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>tfw crippling clinical depression
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>>66080639
thanks for considering my suggestion.
°ω°
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è lui o non è lui?
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>>66107083
Yeah I've never actually been to the doctor's to do anything about it. Don't see the point. I know what it is, I know I've got it, I know that I'm stuck with it for life. Don't know what a doctor would do other than tell me all of the stuff I know already.
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Eating some rice and marinated chicken x
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>>66107110
lighten up lad
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doing a post
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what happened on Bill Clinton's wiki y'day?
I couldn't find anything unusual.
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fantasising about the work oneitis spreading her fat arse cheeks over the toilet and unleashing a monstrous tirade of poo
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so the missus has been offered jobs in miami and dusseldorf, which should I bully her into choosing
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>>66107164
FONT
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>>66107130
I feel for you lad

Any girl that's gonna be okay with sleeping with you after knowing you have herpes means she has it herself and we are all aware of what kind of women have STDs
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>>66107164
dusseldorf is a cool city
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>>66107199
At this point I just want a gf and I don't even want sex out of it.
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>>66107191
most pucking fachines
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>>66107164
Miami if you want her to get BLACKED

Düsseldorf if you want her to get ACKBAR'D
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>>66107217
/post
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I can't believe I am actually experiencing teenage love. I'm 20 and it's over the internet but that still counts right?
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eating some cheese and bread
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>>66107140
it doesn't work

nothing works
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>>66107223
>>66107224
>:15
>:14
now how did that happen
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>>66107226
a daring synthesis
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>>66107068
you keep spamming this link

i'd like to let you know that i have and never will click on it
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>>66107211
Good luck with that one lad I don't know of a single woman on earth who doesn't consider a healthy sex life to be of utmost importance in a relationship

People bond over sex and you'll really never have that deep connection with a gf until you have passionate sex
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>>66107234
go for a walk
drink some water
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i typo'd my post

feel embarrassed
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>>66107294
I do both of those every day

still doesn't help
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>>66107248
might have a glass of wine
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>>66107242
Seen it a few times as well as post numbers out of order
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>>66107308
*hons loudly*
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gf ALWAYS drunk calls me when she gets home wasted from a night out

quite annoying
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>>66107330
how many times is she panting? can you hear a bed rocking in the background?
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>>66107285
Yeah I know, I might as well kill myself now 2bh.
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don't think I've ever actually had a night out that was any better than merely alright

all that normie shit is fucking boring
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>would love a part time warehouse job
>jobs are either too far away or are apprenticeships

ah yes very good
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>>66107448
yeah
it's a bit fun and it's better than boredom but it's not amazing
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Talked with a Paki doctor on the train and he complained how most native Britons are too lazy to even do apprenticeships.
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«нiкoли нe бyв y ceкcyaльних вiднocинaх iз цiєю жiнкoю».
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>>66107466
>tfw full time warehouse runt

it's lovely, no normies anywhere and no sunlight
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>might have a glass of wine
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Don't think there will be any place for people like you lot in my utopia.
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>>66107500
Clean my toilet
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>>66107497
fuck off

apprenticeships are borderline slave labour

they should be illegal
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>>66107523
and there it is
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>>66107089
why are fascists so aesthetic?
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>>66107308
what variety?
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so you know what to bring to the ass-whooping, a wheelchair and somebody that don't mind pushing
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>>66107523
what are you on about? Its like doing a degree and getting some cash on the side
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JVS >>>>> Roberto Perrone
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>>66107515
in my utopia we won't pay mind to such trivial things
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do brits have days where they feel extra patriotic? we do
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When the last time you seen a two man cartel? haters like awwww heeeellllllll
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>>66107497
>paki calling other races lazy
I've heard it all now
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>>66107554
My utopia can and WILL beat up your utopia.
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>>66107558
>feeling patriotic about this shithole
>ever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
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had some chili earlier and it is not sitting well lads

got the hiccups and gas coming out both ends
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>>66107558
David's
George's
Andrew's
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>>66107580
doubt it mate, you would need to get past the robots first
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>>66107538
Château de Malleret
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Sitting at t'station.
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>>66107587
the UK is a beautiful country

be proud. the world as know it literally would not exist if it weren't for you
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International Students should be taken out of net migration target
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Does anyone else really like it when you fart and a little air bubble slides up from your gooch and against your nuts
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>>66107599
you have a lovely language
>>66107611
>the world as know it literally would not exist if it weren't for you
yeah but neither would you lot
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>>66107596
The number 9 will get you food, even get you tools to build anything your family choose, but within my rules. All white shoes with red strings for all my crews. That lets me know you Tech's people listening inside my pews.
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>>66107608
MEtro?
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>>66107608
whenever I post an image from my phone it goes sideways
teach me your secret lad
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>>66107599
very nice
>>66107608
yorkshire?
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>>66107642
screenshot the picture and post the screenshot instead
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>>66107611
>>66107638
don't forget us
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>>66107558
I remember when I was a teenager I used to think if Ireland was ever at war I would fight
but now I wouldn't. Most of the country is a shithole, the political class are corrupt to the core, half the young people seem to be radically left wing

What is there to fight for?
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>>66107662
Can confirm this is exactly what I did. Only did it because the original photo was too big though.
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>>66107664
australia is just a big rock and a guy named gary who likes his goats
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>147% rise in homophobic hate crime
>41% increase in race & religious hate crime

Both post Brexit vote, Britain isn't feeling Great to me.
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>>66107664
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>>66107696
race war now
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>>66107685
Dance with the wolves. Wrestle with the pitbulls. For fistfulls of dollars and cents we empty pistols.
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>>66107724
dafty
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>>66107718
is this a photoshop?
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>>66107696
>147% rise in homophobic hate crime reporting
>41% increase in race & religious hate crime reporting

Ah yes
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My bender m8 said that he hates the whole LGBTQPRSTUWWWBBQ thing

Wonder if that's a widespread opinion.
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>>66107690
>>66107718
Ayers Rock always strikes me as weird

it's just a large rock in the middle of a some flag ground

what causes that?
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>>66107740
no
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>>66107762
well i'm bi and that whole thing sickens me
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>>66107764
It's the shitposting rock. It was planted by aliens to affect the minds of australians.
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>>66107764
it's a massive termite mound that solidified through the years
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>>66107685
worst thing about actually going to war is the fact that you're there to kill other blokes just because they were born in another country
you don't know them or anything, but once you'll face them your barbaric insticts will have to take the upper hand, just to serve a flag and some borders
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>>66107782
>im bi
fuck off homo
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>>66107762
yes actually

some of my dad's gay friends (old queens usually) always complain about modern lgbtwhatevers being annoying and doing everything wrong
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>well i'm bi
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>>66107762
just a self hating gay who think people should be gay but not vocal about it
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>queens
thanks wiki
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>>66107824
well, like heterosexual people are
gay people shouldn't build their whole identity on their sexuality
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>>66107812
Have to say I think I'd be a bit annoyed if I fought for legit freedoms only to have delusional attention seeking teenagers shit all over it.
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>>66107718
that's a quokka you ignorant twat
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>>66107796
no :)
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>>66107838
Homos have decent banter 2bh. Had some fun nights out in gay clubs where there are drag queens ripping the piss out of fat slags
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>>66107838
Why do people call gays spice boys?
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>>66107740
that rock is all–real, mo chara.
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i love you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QkZL3l1t-w
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finna go to the shops in a bit
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>>66107782
>implying bi's are even wanted in the LGBT movement

lol it'll just be LGTQ soon
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http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=442
join you fucking cunts
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Biscum are the worst.
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>>66107795
Well if you have something you believe in to defend its much easier to justify that
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>>66107966
how about no
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>>66107762
>he hates the whole LGBTQPRSTUWWWBBQ thing

>>66107782

good lads, so do I.
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>>66107954
>fight to include as many bullshit made up orientations as possible
>exclude a valid one

that doesn't make any sense
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>>66107977
What happened lad?
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>>66107979
there is currently no great cause to defend or to die for
and there won't be any for a very long time
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got one of them microwave packet pasta meals for lunch (my main meal of the day)

how runty
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>>66107870
*grabs you as you walk by*
get out I said
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Gay humour makes me howl desu

Like this for example
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>>66108032
what will they do when he loses
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>'Hard Brexit' or 'no Brexit' for Britain - Tusk

Starting to feel like Brexit might not happen desu, makes me hate the EU even more.
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>>66108006
It's just memes mostly, but a bi rejected me once haha.
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>>66108000
Because bi are 50% heterosexual. Doesn't matter anyway, gay men are losing their oppression points in the LGBT movement too.

You have to be a black transgender queer to 'count' nowadays.
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>>66108031
fannies and willies both turn me on it's as simple as that :)
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>>66108052
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
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>>66108051
suicide by bumming
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>>66108065
>willies turn me on
that makes you gay lad
why do some people find that so hard to understand
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I literally operate on a higher level to the rest of you

For me, coming here is somewhat akin to going on a wildlife safari, I imagine
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>>66108096
>I literally operate on a higher level to the rest of you
So, we can't be friends?
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riding through these streets
strapped up with my nina
so i ain't worried about nothing
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>>66108096
Silly little runt... you are nothing

If God were real (he isn't) then I would pray that for one second you could fathom the depths of my intellect
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i'm the only bloke in the office, lads. send help
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>>66108087
you must be new to le 4chan hehe
see here there are, shall we say, 'rules' :)
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>>66108065
sounds like the best way to be
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>>66108087
did you miss the part where fannies also turn me on mate

it's okay i know reading can be difficult
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Think I'm losing weight lads

Thousand calories a day for a week is starting to have an effect
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In the office with this nonce who thinks he's by himself lads
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>>66108167
alri chris hansen
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>>66108165
That will do it m8. Drink a lot of water and green tea. Lose that shit without needing to exercise
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Someone give matty a bell
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>>66108165
wtf i love crash diets now
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rate the halloween costume, lads
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>>66108165
you're going to rebound and stuff your face in 1-2 weeks
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>>66108190
Yeah been drinking water and jasmine tea

Felt really hungry at first but now it's all good.
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>>66108203
Post Hershey bar
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>>66108192
>phone posting
>being too much of a chicken shit to do it yourself
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>>66108212
Let's hope not
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>>66108235
you will
it's fact
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>>66108249
>it happened to me so it will happen to everyone else

strong projecting
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might replay hotline miami
might play farcry primal
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>>66108262
>yes he was shot in the head, but I have strong hopes he will survive unscathed
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>>66108277
great analogy mate
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>>66108163
first part was cancelled out by the second part lad
there will be no fence sitting on my 4chan
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a fit girl called me

>beautiful and intelligent

last night, top kek. i can chat shit to anything
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>>66108280
Bollocks. That's not even a thing. Making calories "more effective"? It gets more energy from them than exists?
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>>66108280
>the body shuts down to prevent the body shutting down
cite me up chief
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>>66108280
LITERALLY nonsense.
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starting to thibk 190kg ratface is just an ugly bastard with incredibly low standards but he thinks they're really high in his deluded rat head
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>>66108280
>broscience in 2016
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of course the Irishman has experienced "famine mode"
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DO NOT respond to it
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>me
>ugly

nah.
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>>66108280
So you think that in a famine, instead of the body using fat reserves, it tries to increase them? Do you know what reserves are?
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>>66108340
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>>66108356
Who is that?
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>>66108340
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>>66108355
not him but it true that if you eat barely anything your body panics and starts to turn everything you eat into fat reserves
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Wish I could lower my standards and settle with an ugly girl. I'd probably be happier.
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>>66108227
I'm at work you NEET scum going to phone him at lunch
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doing a poo

still haven't slept yet and t's after 7 am here haha what am i like??
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>>66107089
>fascisme juif
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>wagon wheel
>no jam
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66108376
Sure. So it stops using calories for existing and then you die.
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farewell
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>>66108365
Conaire MacGriogair best bare knuckle boxer in the world
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>>66108408
it uses the bare minimum
thats the reason you have controlled diets and dont just eat the bare minimum
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>>66108438
Non, reste là. Je me sent seul
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need a bodybuilder/powerlifter housemate who will cook for a weekly wage
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>>66108402
wagon wheels are fucking ghastly
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Imagine if Norn Iron joined the Republic but Belfast stayed in the Union
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time for the hangover shit.
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>>66108402
not had a wagon wheel in YEARS

Where can I buy them lad?
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>>66108402
The 'new' wagon wheels are fucking shit, barely any jam and taste like cardboard.
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>>66108491
NOT happy with this post
not happy at all.
Would really quite like you to leave the thread after that little outburst, to be quite honest
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>>66108494
the north will be 70% irish once the old die and the next generation comes through
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POOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>66108402
iirc, the blue ones had strawberry jam, the red ones had just marshmellow
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>>66108466
Ah yes.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/
The "bare minimum" does not overrule the laws of the physical universe, including how much energy is used to keep your body at constant temperature that's much higher the environment you're in, keeping blood flowing, keeping every function of your body working.
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Feel like killing myself soon
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>US banks plan to leave Britain
FUCK OFF YAAAANKSS
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might get a cuppa soon
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>Come to Great Britain
>Try to make friends
>Try to be polite
>Find out it's not polite enough
>Everyone is Tutting me
>Goes on for weeks
>Get home
>Have nightmares that Gangs of British Citizens are pursuing me, and when they catch me, they start Tutting me to death
I think I need to go to the doctor tomorrow.
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Are these irishmen pretending to be retarded just to trigger us?
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>>66108534
not ready all that sorry :)xxx
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>>66108510
they are runt fodder
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>>66108550
isn't that a bad thing

why are you happy

we love you
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66108559
*tuts at you*
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>>66108559
FOY
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>>66108559
Can you give some examples of when you tried to be polite but it wasn't enough?
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>he calls himself a man with a 32 inch or below waist

lol!
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>>66108550
>US banks are planning exodus from the UK, French minister says

Why are the French saying this?
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>>66108580
foy
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>>66108550
That is very bad news for those who hoped Brexit could be done and dusted before the electorate got to see the impact on the economy.
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>>66108600
so.. manlets?
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>>66108600
32 inch master race reporting in.

could even be 30
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>>66108600
ahaha alri fatty

heeeeeyyyy fatty bum bum

hahaha look lads! Look at him waddle away in his milkshake stained slazenger trackies!

FEE FI FO FUM

ahaha bloody hell he's blubbering now boys

*slaps you on the stomach*

come on fatty cheer up I'll buy you some chips
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>>66108324
Some studies have focused upon inheritance patterns without focusing upon specific genes. One study found that 80% of the offspring of two obese parents were obese, in contrast to less than 10% of the offspring of two parents who were of normal weight.[20]

The thrifty gene hypothesis postulates that due to dietary scarcity during human evolution people are prone to obesity. Their ability to take advantage of rare periods of abundance by storing energy as fat would be advantageous during times of varying food availability, and individuals with greater adipose reserves would more likely survive famine. This tendency to store fat, however, would be maladaptive in societies with stable food supplies.[21] This is the presumed reason that Pima Indians, who evolved in a desert ecosystem, developed some of the highest rates of obesity when exposed to a Western lifestyle.[22]

Numerous studies of laboratory rodents provide strong evidence that genetics plays an important role in obesity.[23]

The risk of obesity is determined by not only specific genotypes but also gene-gene interactions. However, there are still challenges associated with detecting gene-gene interactions for obesity.[24]
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>>66108600
fatboy

have a few more pies
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>>66108586
Best example I can think of is getting in the line incorrectly. I got tutted to death on that one.
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>>66108651
>>66108668
Bit mean, I didn't do anything to you
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>>66108690
You go to a back of a queue it's not difficult, did you queue jump?
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Wonder what its like to suck a willy after its been in your bum, taste a bit poopy I suppose
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>>66108712
m8 im 6'4 with a 32" waist

perfect proportions desu
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>>66108715
no, I think I got into a line that obviously (to everyone but my dumbass) I wasn't supposed to get in.
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>>66108600
they say you've never seen a salad, thats y ur fat
You wobbly like a jelly, n ur arse is so fat
your outta breath just talking, to fat 2 shag,
you cant see your feet through ur belly
and ur a big fat slag
and its
hi ho you fat bastard
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat bastard
u eat for all of england
u eat so fast, if eating was a competition u'd never finsh last, u spend all ur time just eating,
u like pies the best, you've never been on a diet
u mite never yettttttt...........
and its
hi ho you fat bastard
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat bastard
and its
hi ho you fat bastard
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat bastard
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you fat bastard,
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you fat bastard,
you fat bastard, you fat bastard
and its
hi ho you fat b______
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat bastard
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>>66108690
best queue correctly then you barbaric beast
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>The majority of Scot–twats who were polled opted for the E.U. over the U.K.
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>>66108724
How do you imagine anal sex works?
Do you think people don't clean themselves?
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>>66108753
Shan't be reading a word of this post
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>>66108724
yeah probably tastes a bit like poo unless you haven't eaten in ages and have had an enema like a girl in porn. Feel really sorry for girls doing anal scenes cos whenever i go for a while without eating i go beyond hungry and just get really light headed and feel sick
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guess which post I wont be reading
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>>66108528

t. Blairite
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gimmick idea: lip up fatty by bad manners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM
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British comedy used to be hilarious lads

What on earth happened?
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>>66108763
whats the story with Irish and Scottish """""nationalists"""""" loving the EU and nonwhites?
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>>66108763
why do you care? you're Irish
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http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-says-donald-trumps-policies-are-reasonable-enough-and-his-voters-are-no-deplorables-20161013-gs1x6a.html
Hmm...
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>>66108661
>fat cunts with no restraint raise fat cunts with no restraint
colour me fucking SHOCKED
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>>66108743
well male models are between 5'11 and 6'2 tbf.

so 6'4 isn't perfect.
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>>66108777
didn't read this
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Poleaboos blog has moved into its final arc...the "END arc"
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>>66108771
i watched a lexxxi luxe anal scene, poor girl must've been starving
>>
playing Tomb Raider (1996)

why did the best games of the 90's come from the UK?
>>
Used to be 6'2 and wore size 26 jeans haha

Now I'm 6'3 and wear size 29
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>>66108869
after posting that picture the other day its just confirms my belief that he really should just hurry up and end it
the state of the lad
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>>66108830
>eating a raw onion is reasonable enough
>>
@66108862

pls do not respond to me mr 190kg autist

you do not have the required privilege
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>>66108896
Why are people more critical of MEN who self harm than women and girls?
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>>66108884
rollercoaster tycoon as well
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Lads women are after getting way taller these last few years
6' is the new 5'9
If you're not 6'3 you're a manlet in my eyes desu
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Ah yes, elected senators
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>willy wanker
How did they get away with this?
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>>66108887
you must be ugly as sin if you didn't get model agencies scouting you at them proportions.
>>
yeah, i could have been a model but at the photoshoot, the photographer went off and took photos with someone else...not like anything similar to that has ever happened before
>>
Love your pizza or we'll deliver another one for free

Yeah, but... it's the same terrible quality, so nobody is going to ask for another one.
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>>66108938
roal dahl was secretly a nonce
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>>66108938
He had some nice eyes desu
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>>66108938
The things big government don't want you to know!
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How gay is Brighton on a scale lads? I-I'm asking for a friend of course
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>>66108928
self harming is for pussies
and anyway he literally brought everythingob himself but still somehow thinks hes a victim
>>
>>66108935
We get that problem too lad
wish our senators would represent us
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someone post the picture of mexicANO
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>>66108830
*eats an onion*
*says nothing and just nods*
*shakes your hand*

alri lads
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>>66108978
If you're that insecure, I pity the one who has to deal with your bullshit.
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>>66108933
you've never met a woman
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>>66109007
High test lad
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>>66108943
shut up ratface we all know you're an ugly cunt
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>>66107078
oi oi oi
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkdyok8eQWY

straight off the 'dit
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see the thing is, if I wasn't tall I'd be happy to lower my standards and be better with womyn.

a catch 22.
>be better looking
>have less experience with women because of it
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>>66109010
Insecure of what? I'm going there for gay reasons
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>>66109011
That Hitler guy, what a stinker haha
>>
>>66108826
it annoys me to see this infernal union actually getting favour from grassroots.
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>>66108943
Had people come up to me before but I used to just walk away

Didn't help I live in a tiny village and never used to go out though
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>>66108887
5'10 and wear 34 haha wahey
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>>66108952
m8 can you see the matrix or something
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>>66109045
For the terrible joke.
Like what, shitlord, is it a joke to be gay?
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>>66109087
You lost me. I was just curious how the gay life is there.
>>
alri my lads cuppa time haha
>>
>>66109118
Piping hot cup of lipton is it?
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Business idea: convert to Sikhism and complain in supermarkets about how you can't eat halal meat
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>>66109087
haven't seen someone get this triggered by something blatantly not insulting on /brit/ in at least 10 minutes
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>>66109115
>flag
you could be planning a bombing lad, got to be cautious
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>his trip is to brag about his height
>says that 6'4" isn't superior to 5'11"-6'2"
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>>66109143
watching /pol/ wank over noble sikh culture is always so fucking pathetic
and i like sikhs
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>>66109155
>brighton
>bomb

He's not irish mate
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>>66109181
it's not?

proportions are becoming gangly at 6'4.
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doing a so-called "lunch"

(or "dinner" as it's known up north)
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>>66108978
>>
Britbongs, which Ministry is Best Ministry?
>>
Just put £20 on the anglo-saxons lads, Godwinson will clinch this easy
>>
>>66109183
/pol/ hates all nonwhites
its /int/ where 'sikhs are bro tier' is a common idea
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>>66109131
nah bit of tetters (tetley for the unfamiliar pleb) desu
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>>66109143
halal meat is disgusting and should be banned but why would they complain? just buy real meat instead.
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hand is looking weird today lads
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>>66109224
Ministry of magic
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>>66109235
non-halal meat is hard to get in some locations
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>>66109224
The Ministry of fucking Sound.
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>>66109235
>in London during the summer
>half the restaurants do halal meat
ended up eating mcdonalds for the whole time I was there
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>>66109258
d-_-b doof doof doof lml
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>>66109258
YEEEEEES BOI
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>>66109235
sikhs only eat meat from animals which are swiftly beheaded IIRC
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>>66109258
OH YES OH YES
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It's taken all summer but day-time brit is finally comfy again
>>
Sunderland
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cortana is a bit needy 2bh lads
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>>66109335

>>66109335

>>66109335

NEW
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>>66109325
reminds me of late night /brit/ during the summer
c o m f y
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uch

i really liked my oneitus.

now i just associate her with something she didn't do.
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>>66109357
>summer
>comfy
fuck off
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