DEPUTY M.O.D OF POLAND: "WE TAUGHT THE FRENCH TO USE FORKS"

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So embarassing. He acted like a child and what he said is not even true

LMAO frogs btfo

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*shogts figred*

>>66106303
wrong, it was the serbs who invented the forks and while the english kings ate with their hands like savages, serb kings used golden cutlery

>>66106665
Da white boii is tryin' to steal our culture n shit.

Black kangz from Egypt invented the fork aprox. 300 before Christ.

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>>66106303
JUST

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>>66106303

>>66106303
I bet he browses 4chan and found this >>66107955

FUCKING pollack scoundrels. For real how on earth can they think so that they could educate us, France?

These are field dwelling, bread drinking backwater mouth breathers with the moral/ethical understanding equal to that of pig swill.

Fuck these vodka drinking, buttravaged slavs. They should hurry the fuck up join back where they belong with the russia.

> pole teaches french to use fork

Give me break, you fucking swine feed. Throughout history you have proven yourselves to be of no single value to anybody other than the breeding ground or living space for one superior race or another. Get back to plumbing british toilettes and stealing German cars you catholic ridden fuck. Your at a very high risk of being noticed by other countries for when you come to the spotlight and world sees the real you, you're over m8. Over

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>>66109677

>>66109677
kek, look at this little frog getting angry, go eat some more snail goo, you disgusting savage.

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>>66109677
nice butthurt

>>66106303
KEK

FAGGOT FROGS BTFO

Politics are becoming more and more 4chan tier every passing year.

MY

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>>66109677

We're reaching levels of WE that shouldn't be possible.

>>66106303
The French will never recover from this

>forkgate
I find it bery funny, keep the good work of amusement polish friends.

>>66110793
Solid banter
I want to see the French reply with something witty

We'll just forget about Poland, we are used to it throwing a fit over nothing, like it did in 1939

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>>66107955
TOP KEK:
>In many aspects, Polish culture had a positive influence on France. At Wawel, the French were introduced to new technologies of septic facilities, in which litter (excrement) was taken outside the castle walls.[19] On returning to France, Henry wanted to order the construction of such facilities at the Louvre and other palaces.[19] Other inventions introduced to the French by the Polish included a bath with regulated hot and cold water, as well as forks. Henri III (1551–1589) [...] he is widely credited for having introduced the fork into France.[20]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France#King_of_Poland_and_Grand_Duke_of_Lithuania_.281573.E2.80.931575.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France#King_of_Poland_and_Grand_Duke_of_Lithuania_.281573.E2.80.931575.29

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>>66109677
salute

>>66109677
>FUCKING pollack scoundrels. For real how on earth can they think so that they could educate us, France?
>These are field dwelling, bread drinking backwater mouth breathers with the moral/ethical understanding equal to that of pig swill.
sounds like france minus paris senpai

>http://www.france24.com/en/20161011-french-fury-airbus-poland-helicopter-deal-usa-eu

How come French are this desperate to sell some helicopters for mere one billion euro?

>>66109677
stick a fork in it, pierre

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>>66106303
forks are Greek

>>66113880
>>66109677

WE HAVE REACHED SAVAGECON 1

>>66116298
>How come French are this desperate to sell some helicopters for mere one billion euro?

French military sales are Hollande's only - his ONE AND ONLY - successful achievement during his entire term. EVERYTHING else has been a failure.

>>66106303
We really, really fucked up this time. Not like I care for a French butthurt... but my intuition tells me that in the long run we are going to get butt raped beyond any fucking scale

>>66113880
except we had septic facilities and forks since the early middle ages, we build the sewer systems of many cities during Roman times...

>>66106303
Kek
Reminds me of that time when a polish official wanted a sword duel to settle things.

>>66106303
BASED

Polans number one fork in soviet union
Now no.

>>66106303
So this is how Poles imagine assertive foreign policy.

I love you Poland. Reading news from your country has never failed to entertain me since you elected PiS government.

>>66106303
>Poles baiting the French
They've finally found a way to get along with us.

>>66122794
>during Roman times...
>during Roman times...
>during Roman times...
>we
>Franks
>Roman times...
-.-

Tbh it's the perfect opportunity to finally reconsider whether or not eastern europeans country should remain within the EU and the schengen area

Our country serves as comedic relief it seems.

So much for the European """"""""union""""""".
Better support foreign industry than European one.

Can't wait for Frexit.

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>>66127466
What did you expect, Poles are atlanticists of the worst kind.

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>>66109677

Did we just get our own butthurt belt...?

Polish gov broke a contract with the French on helicopters
They buy US choppers instead
>If America loves us they will protect us against the russkies
Never heard about nothing about Trump?

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>>66127734
Do you like french reprisal yesterday ?

>>66127764
>Polish gov broke a contract with the French on helicopters
>Polish gov broke a contract
Didn't brake shit, IT WASN'T EVEN SIGNED YET... Fuck me.

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>>66127764

Read the fucking contract next time...in hell!


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>>66127764
>Never heard about nothing about

Are you trying to imitate JAPAN?

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>>66106303

>Butthurt belt as its finest

>>66127039
...and French supermarket chains in Eastern Europe

>>66127039
Don't lump us all together pls. Czechia and Slovakia are trying to balance our EU obiligations with membership in V4.

Only Polish and Hungarian governments are doing cultural counterrevolution against liberal democracy. We don't want that crap.

>>66129309
>Only Polish and Hungarian governments are doing cultural counterrevolution against liberal democracy. We don't want that crap.
Then let your country be flooded by Muslim migrants just as Brussels wants then, fucking spineless little cuck.

>>66129309
I hope you are not a representative example of Slovaks.

>>66129309
cuck'slav the worst kind

>>66129572
That's the standpoint of my government. Nobody is paying attention though, because you make a lot of noise.

>“Visegrad may seem coherent from the outside, but when it comes to real foreign policy strategies, [the] Czech Republic and Slovakia are looking elsewhere,” said Peter Kreko, director of Political Capital, a Budapest think-tank. “They still feel that aligning with the EU mainstream is far more valuable than for the V4 to stand together and alone.”

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:WjBu4dK7hoIJ:https://www.ft.com/content/f5d017f8-84b2-11e6-8897-2359a58ac7a5+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=sk

>>66129748
Well, do as you wish.

>>66129963
We can't be left out of the EU's most integrated core or our economy is fucked. We are extremely dependent on Germany.

Poland can afford more independence with its size. That's just realpolitik.

>>66130102
>We are extremely dependent on Germany. Poland can afford more independence with its size.

you just went full EU i admit

>>66131172
Well, it's the truth. Whenever German economy goes down, ours tanks even more.

>>66131245
>>66131172
but that's exactly the reason why we should slowly distance ourselves from them, nothing too drastic and too quick, but we have to slowly reduce their economic influence

I thought the poles never signed anything

>>66134039
Because "we" didn't.

>>66134190
Then what's the big dealio? The French should have known there was a good chance of the deal being pulled. I work by contract and never assume anything until a contract is signed by all parties. You'd think a cunt would do similarly seeing as how more people would be affected.

>>66134282
>Then what's the big dealio?
That the contract wasn't signed after they won the bidding...

>>66134459
Okay, that's annoying, but it's not like the bid itself is a contract.

>>66134541
Yeah, because the government changed and the new one is sucking Murican cock big time... Will buy shitty downgraded S-70i's instead.
P.S. The bidding should have been pulled the second the bids were known - H-225M, S-70i and AW-149 (only the first one decently fitting the modernisation program).