I wish I was Canadian

I'm Canadian, AMA

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>>66098314
I wish I was Honduran

I'm not Canadian, AMA

I may or may not be Canadian, and wish to maintain nebulous plausible deniability regarding my citizenship

AMA

>>66098488
are you canadian?

>>66098500
Yes*

(*Everything I say is false)

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What does it mean to be Canadian ?

>>66098582
There's an Arrogant Worms song that explains it pretty well

I wish I was norwegian desu

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>>66098314
I wish I was Acadian

>>66098614
They have some good songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-T3coiH-ss

>>66098314
>I wish I was Canadian
So you want to be American but with less money?

>>66098778
>So you want to be American but with less money?
So he wants to be Mexican?

>>66098314
I wish I was American.

I wish I was American

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>>66098582
>What does it mean to be Canadian ?

To be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second

>>66098314
Hilary will take care of that for you

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Are these the kinds of bikinis Canadian girls use?

I would like to be Canadian but from Quebec
je suis un frenchboo

>>66098314
I too wish you would FUCKING LEAF!

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>>66099283
>The eternal Frenchaboo Mexican

You've made an enemy for life bud

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>>66099160
Up the RA

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Why is Canada so popular?

>>66098314
I wish I wasn't brazilian.

>>66099463

fuck if I know

it's a good country but there's probably 10-15 countries that are better than us. I think we're seen positively because of the whole multiculturalism and dibursty stuff. sigh...

>>66098778
But I don't care about money?

>>66098314
I wish I was born Canadian as long as I'm not born in Quebec
if I was I'd gas myself

>>66100599
As an American, I do agree that We need to gas all the douchebags in Quebec.

This is a very serious issue which needs to be solved.

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I wish I lived in Britain, I like being American though

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>tfw canadian

feels pretty good

>>66099283
désolé nous sommes pleins

>>66100671
we love you guys so much
please just annex us to become the Canadian States of North America
make it happen, we even stole your favourite sport and restaraunt chain to be more like you guys

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>>66100767
soon

>>66100777
trips of truth
its gonna habben

>>66100777
PLEASE

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>>66100777
>777
Holy shit, triple sevens confirmed

Canada is gay:
People love to play bum darts.
It is a shithole.

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>>66101284
>>66100777
ITS HAPPENING,
Hillary elected and agrees to the US being annexed (rightful canuck clay)
fuck yes

>>66100767
>States

Provinces, ya hoser Yank.

>>66101338
my bad fampai
The Canadian Provinces of North America,

>>66101386
I'd prefer Greater Canada desu

>>66101430
fugg
anything for you senpai

>>66100723
full of aids maybe

>>66101600
Royal Provinces of Greater Canada
fuck yes

>>66098314
how do one become Canadian ?

>>66102163
I don't know, ask the leaf flags.

am canadian ama

>>66100723
ne me faites pas pleurer

>>66098314
faggot detected

>>66098582
to be almost as much of a faggot as Sweden

>>66102163
First you must be able to drink a pint of maple syrup, tame a wild moose, and shoot a bever and take its pelt. It's in our citizenship test.

>>66100777
oh god yes

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>>66102272
As the OP, I am actually beginning to doubt wanting to be Canadian.

Maybe I'll be Atlantean instead.

>>66098314
I wish I were*

I wish I was British so that I could easily date white American girls

I wish I was American :-)

>>66102405
:^ )

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>>66102405
I wish I was from Narnia.

>>66101284
The fuck? Canada's flag has that stupid paw print, not this ugly plant. Kill yourself.

>>66102479
>paw print
fucking sharters, you make us look bad.

>>66102479
>paw print
????

>>66102479
>paw print
why can't America's schools into teaching?

>>66102163
>how do one become Canadian ?
Become Filipino and be willing to wipe asses in a nursing home

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>>66102479

>paw print

>>66102163
just go there and refuse to leave. as long as you aren't white they can't do shit to you.

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>>66102479

>paw print

uhhhhh

>>66098314
i wish i fucked a Canadian (qt pale skin gf)

>>66102347
Solid choice bud.

The only problem is, where is the pussy on mermaid bitches??

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>>66102889
I wish you would fuck one too:3

>>66102949
who dat?

>>66100777
>>>66100806 >>66101241 >>66101284 >>66101332 >>66102332
When did /int/ become such a cuckold paradise?

>>66102949
glory glory Hallelujah

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>>66102981
Claudia Tihan

>>66102997
it started when pol left, and dont act like we're cucks ourselves

>>66102997
t. drumpf supporter

>>66102997
>Amerishart
>not being cuckold

>>66103008
holy shit! MOAR!

I have some family in canada, would that make immigrating easier?
What's the best place to live in Canada that isn't overrun by chinks?

>>66103443
>I have some family in canada, would that make immigrating easier?

It use too until the Chinese abused the fuck out of that exploit.

>What's the best place to live in Canada that isn't overrun by chinks?

East coast generally, it is the comfiest but there isn't much work out there.

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>>66103397
She only dates rich as fuck ugly guys though.

>>66100777
>tfw I am now Canadian master race

Also with this change in Utah's status, white Mexicans now actually exist.

>>66098314
Eww

>>66103507
still good fap material

>be american
be mexican
>be canadian
be chinese

>>66103681
>be korean
be Japanese rape baby

>>66103934
>be canandian
literal whoreson of brits without own culture and language

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>>66100777

>>66104002
>be korean

literal whoreson of Chinese and Japs with a weird copy of American culture and ugly language

Remember: If you die in Canada, you die in real life too

>>66104079
>literal whoreson of Chinese and Japs
we are the most homogenous country in the world
>a weird copy of American culture
you are literal 52th state of america no one knows about canadian culture though all of your famous people have american citizenship
>ugly language
i don't think so

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>>66104096

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>>66100777
Why is Quebec not its own Republic?

>>66100777
Why is newfoundland not rightful Quebecois clay ?

>>66104187
>we are the most homogenous country in the world

More like centuries of Mongol/Chinese/Japanese rape spawn

>you are literal 52th state of america no one knows about canadian culture though all of your famous people have american citizenship

Mate, you literally have your own equivalent of pop music that's some trash resemblance of 90's American boy bands. You wear 3 piece suits, you create shitty soap operas. Korea is the most Americanized country in Asia and whatever culture you had is long dead and buried by commercialism and consumers of the American dream.

>i don't think so

It sounds awful.

>>66104187
BTFO

Maplefags on suicide watch

>>66104252
because Quebec it the edgy teen of Canada's provinces. it acts like it hates being a part of the family, but is too dumb and weak to ever actually leave, just like Texas.

>>66104383
>More like centuries of Mongol/Chinese/Japanese rape spawn
japs are sons and daughters of koreans and mongols raped chinks for hundred of years though
>>66104383
>Mate, you literally have your own equivalent of pop music that's some trash resemblance of 90's American boy bands. You wear 3 piece suits, you create shitty soap operas. Korea is the most Americanized country in Asia and whatever culture you had is long dead and buried by commercialism and consumers of the American dream.
so what? we've dominated asia with our culture asians are koreaboos but what about you? are americans even canadaboos? i've heard they doesn't even care canada and canadian shit
>It sounds awful.
because you are the whoreson of brits without own language

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>>66104483
Actually Korea was the fucktoy of the Chinese and Japanese. You're literally a country of betas and comfort women.

>so what? we've dominated asia with our culture asians are koreaboos but what about you? are americans even canadaboos? i've heard they doesn't even care canada and canadian shit

That's right. Your biggest cultural export is k-pop and k-pop is 90's American boy bands like the backstreet boys only gayer. Korea is trash. Canada is one of the most loved countries in the world senpai. Irrelevance is good.

>because you are the whoreson of brits without own language

Being a former British colony is objectively amazing, we get to speak English and Britain one of the oldest democracies in the world granted us our system of government while half your country is a literal commie shithole. You can't even insult English, it's the lingua franca. Korean is god awful and has major Japanese influence.

>>66104483
>asians are koreaboos
First I've heard about it

>>66105170
>t. Zhang
China has the largest Koreaboo Numbers in Asia. Because Communism ruined China the Commie shithole.