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こんにちは。

おつ

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>>66095687
Is it true Japanese eat raw fish? So nasty!

>>66095744
こちは

一人

>>66095783
Is it true Americans eat deep-fried coca cola?

ore wa nippon to yaritai desu

>>66095851
じゃないよ

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if you were a white businessman in the late 1800s or early 1900s, would you go to asia on your country's dime to take advantage of all the opportunities and fuck Asian whores who must think you are a literal god?

imagine being in Guangzhou, shanghai or hong kong in 1890s

>>66096060

I thought you were strong peru

Are there any times you MUST use "koto" to turn a sentence / verb into a noun where you can't use "no"? I know that in sentences where you say "I heard. . ." / "I saw. . . ", ect. you have to use "no" as the nominalizer.

>>66095915
Not him but deep fried cola is something I only learned about here recently which is probably extremely rare and raw fish eating is normal in Japan.

False equivalency. Also you're a weeb.

>>66096060
>favelado
I googled that and pictures of you popped up

>>66096252
And you're fat.

梅干し食べて、スッパマン!

ソーリー髭反り
てへへ

>>66095932
so this is where the conugation for nouns,na-adj etc. comes from?
e.g.
学生じゃない

I have a couple questions about Japanese women. I live in the US and just met a woman attending a language school here on tinder. We're going on a date this weekend. What I want to know is are there any true stereotypes about Japanese women and dating? What should I be wary of? Any advice at all would be appreciated.

>>66096316
And you're cuck.

>>66096347

Be careful. Theyre not really anime.

>>66096381
I was not expecting her to be, but thanks though

>>66096345
yup, 一人 じゃないよ, not alone.

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>>66096433
ahhh the reply makes more sense now. Thanks

>>66096347
She wants to know an American form of date
You should show yourself plainly

>>66096347
90% of lads itt don't have gf. Here is not proper place to ask about dating....

I'm moving to Nagoya to teach English in early January, any Japanese or expats have experiences/opinions on the city? I will be about a 15 minutes walk from the main station. I'll be teaching at an eikaiwa, I'm not in JET.

>>66096704
teacher?

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>>66096347

take her by the hand and back to your room to fuck. Japanese girls can't say no

also, look up Julian blanc's guide for further reading

>>66096743
What do you mean? スッパマン is an english teacher, tho.

>>66096847
not 英語先生?

oh you mean a tripfag called スッパマン (superman)?
I mean is the poster an english teacher living in japan. the way he speaks make's me think so

>>66096748
>Julian blanc
have fun with your rape charges

>>66096970
I'm not an English teacher.

This guy >>66096381 is.

今日も一日魔法使いになるために頑張るぞい

>>66096847

Living the weaboo dream.

>>66097461
How do you view latinos and blacks

>>66097464
You ate 2 high school girls in Japan already, not a weeb.
You're our mortal enemy.

>>66096663
So I should be up front and probably plan ahead?

>>66096748
I don't think she would like that on the first date

>>66096347
Any woman you meet on Tinder is going to be a mad slut, all the more so for a Jap since the app. is nowhere near as popular over there.

スッパマンって岐阜の山奥にいたっけ

how do you feel about weeaboos, japanese people?
i have recently had an experience with non-germans (never even been to germany) who insist that they are "sooo like germans" and "i wish i was german, i'd fit in there" and basically like a weeaboo, but for germany. as a german, it annoys me to no end. how is it for you?

>>66097759
You think so? I haven't talked to her a whole lot but she seems a little reluctant, she did agree to a date though.

>>66097848
Japs like to play coy because people are more judgemental there. Doesn't stop the scum from slutting about but it does mean that it's less open.

>>66097749
>So I should be up front and probably plan ahead?
Yes
Many Japanese women like to be led by man
You should show America as much as possible

>>66097848
just fuck her

>>66098398
I mean maybe, if the date goes well

>>66098387
Alright cool, would a tea/coffee date and walk through the park or downtown area be a good idea? She's new here and hasn't really seen anything yet.

>>66098517
post face

>>66098398
hur går DET

>>66098517
I'm going to slap ur shit if you keep asking dumb questions

>>66098526
Her face?

>>66098564
Sorry man, tbqh I've never been on a date before and this is with a foreigner so I'm even less prepared

>>66098610
>Her face?
Your face

wew lad

>>66098517
just ask if u can watch anime at her place then u lean in for the kiss

10/10 works every time I tried it (once)

>>66098526
DET går bra, kändes som att jag var i korea när jag köpte ett simkort dock

>>66098610
>Inever been on a date before
>Tinder
>>66098517
>wants to fuck a stranger
m8 you need to reexamine your life.

>>66098748
what's wrong with wanting to penis in vagina a stranger?

>>66098748
Not just a stranger, a new foreigner.

>>66098635
Vad GÖR du i Kanada
Jagar du sne vagina?

>>66098782
Is this bad?

>>66098777
I can see the patheticness a mile away.

>Never been on a date before, let me get at this foreign girl who is probably all alone and is the stereotypically shy submissive jap girl

Better than a prostitute tho

>>66098835
>sne vagina

h-hur visste du?

>>66098777
It's disgusting and immoral.
But that isn't really my point, my point is that he's inexperienced and expects to be suddenly rolling in vag.
I mean, as I said, any woman on Tinder is a trash slut, but I have to wonder about how realistic his expectations are.

>>66098842
Let Billy lose his virginity!
It doesn't have to be like a fairy tale just because it's the first time.

>>66098862
I didn't want to be rolling in vag, I just wanted to have a nice date with a japanese girl

>>66098862
>but I have to wonder about how realistic his expectations are.
That's why I asked for a face pic (^:

>>66098853
今日はカナダ…

>>66098876
hey sometimes

>>66098878
>I just wanted to have a nice date with a japanese girl
on tinder

>>66098853
Du har gul feber mannen
Vad skulle du annars åka utomlands för om inte sne vagina

>>66098910
>hey sometimes
you lost me

>>66098894
nigga no one wanna see his face

post the girl

>>66098945
"Nigga" I want to see his face

>>66098904
笑

>>66098915
:^)

>>66098988
breva bild på sne vagina

>>66099001
hade gjort om inte detta varit näste för MEGADOXX

>>66099026
Hade jag velat doxxa dig så hade jag gjort det redan
Beva något iaf :^(

>>66099051
mina bilder ligger på lur1 så orkar inte desu

>>66099082
>>66099082
abo....

>>66098910
What if she is just looking for people to practice her English with?

>>66099373
on tinder

>>66099456
She just moved here, she probably doesn't know anyone

>>66099608
why are you trying to take advantage of easy targets anon

Tell me her character

>>66099668
I just want to get to know her anon

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Can someone please translate this?

>>66099710
you will make it awkward and put her off gaijins forever

>>66099768
yes:
person of pale skin
pig or pork
go (usually back)
domicile

>>66099710
post her pick or kys

>>66099827
how many of you nigs lurk in the shadows?

How does everyone feel that we have silent spectators

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>>66099768
If anyone can tell what this says too I'd be grateful.

>>66099768
Ignore this troll >>66099827, that's not even close to what it says.
Unsure about the first word, but it says something along the lines of "pleasure."
Then "release within" and either "of another person" or "of another being." Unsure which.

>>66099939

Ah yes, the pleasure of being cummed inside

日本人消えたな

>>66099768
It's a form with the details of the sword.
>昭和五拾参年
>1978
Where did you get this?

>>66099919
It's the same as the name field on the form, it says:
肥前國住長吉
"Nagayoshi of Hizen-no-Kuni", which is Nagayoshi (a name) of what is now split up in to multiple prefectures in Western Kyushu. That suggests that the sword is probably from before 1888, provided it's genuine.

>>66100213
Thanks, m8. I'm thinking about getting it, I know this antiques guy in Japan who lets me know about stuff now and again. Does that card have a length on it?

>>66100345
Type: Wakizashi
Length: 52.6 cm
Curve depth: 1.6 cm

Has anyone ever studied abroad in Japan? How's it like, how do you even apply? I'll be going to community this Feb.

>>66100386
Hmm.. I don't really like Wakizashis.

>>66100424

Didn't you take the pictures? Didn't you know it was a wakizashi then?

>>66100477
No, my antiques guy sent me the pictures. He didn't mention what the length was but I knew it would be on the card.

>>66099939
>didn't get the whito piggu go hommu joke
do you even lurk outside this general?

>>66100416
I have, twice: Once during high-school and once during university.
The fact that I went back after going once should tell you what I thought of the experience.
For the high-school one I applied through the agency. For the university one, I applied through my own university; they maintain agreements with foreign universities.
If your university doesn't have agreements you might have to look at either dealing with a local university that does, or getting in touch with a foreign university directly and trying to organise something with your own university - they should have an office for this sort of thing, at least.

>>66100548

Oh I see

>>66100661
>didn't get the pleasure of being cummed inside joke

さっきにぼくは初の日本語な小説を読み終わる!

>>66100681
Thank you!
For the university one, did you go for a semester or is it possible to graduate from a Japanese uni?

>>66100732
I only went for one semester, but there are some universities (including where I went) that have special full degree programmes in English for international students, and obviously if you can speak Japanese, afford the fees, and qualify to enrol then you can enter as a normal student, too.

But if you're intending to read the entire degree there then I guess you would have to apply separately or get your current place to help you with transfers. I don't really know much about stuff other than exchange. (Although when I found out this sort of thing was even an option I kicked myself for not having done it.)

>>66100716
ヘンナニホンゴ

>>66100716
なんていう小説?

こんにちはボブディランです

>>66101253
世界中ですべってるぞ

>>66101253
佐賀純一の盗作でもらったノーベル賞は美味いか?(鼻ほじ)

>>66101621
>>66101644

((((゜д゜))))) プルプル
we grew up together from the cradle to the grave

>>66101644

「小説(佐賀純一)や南北戦争に関する詩(ヘンリー・ティムロッド)などから歌詞を“盗用”
しているにも関わらず、引用元を明白にしなかったなどと一部で批判されておりますが…」
との質問に答えるディランの辛辣さは、若い頃と変らない。

「フォークやジャズで引用は当たり前だ。伝統的な手法さ。だがね、私には私のルールってものが
あるんだよ。ティムロッドの名前が挙がっているが、じゃあ彼の名前を君は知ってたのかね?
最近誰が彼の作品を熱心に読んでいるんだい? もし読んでいるのだとしたら誰の影響で
読み始めたんだね? もし誰かの言葉を歌の中で引用したとして、それが歌作りに役立つ
“ズル”だって言うんなら、試しに自分でもやってみればいい。果たしてどれほどの作品が出来るのか
見物だよ。曲作りと言うのはどこかから“盗用”したくらいでうまく行くような、そんな簡単なことでは
ないのだからね」

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>>66101253
おやすみなさい

目が覚めたら午後1時だったでござるの巻

>>66101776
ゾッとするほど盗人猛々しい
共通する常識がないから会話ができる気がしない

ボブデイランは嫌いではない
初期しか知らないけど
大体ああいうフォークはアメリカやイギリスの土俗歌謡を歌って受けていたから、
あんまり著作権の観念がないんじゃないの

ボブが自分の曲の権利を放棄したら大団円
フリー素材にしよう

>>66102318
サイモンガー&ファンクルのスカボローフェアのほうがパブリックドメインにしやすいかな

50年もしたらTwitterやYouTubeからの受賞者が出そうだな

あと20年もしたらノーベル賞なんてなくってるんじゃね?

「ミュージシャン」に「文学賞」を与えるとか、最高のロックだなww
嫌がらせにもほどがあるww

>>66102897
だなw
今年もハルキスト達はカフェで涙

>>66102897
日本の勘違いしたpop歌手がまた鼻息を荒くしてるだろう、オレ漏れもと
桑田とか

>>66095915
is it true Swedes eat fried dick?

>>66103033
No, just raw.

>>66095687
>tfw you'll never live in Kyoto
>tfw you'll never have a qt Yamato gf to drink coffee with and watch the praying monks
>tfw just a fucking monkey

Seppuku.webm
>Play

>>66103076
>drink coffee
disgusting faggot

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>>66103076
It's not so bad, anon.

At least you get to live in a country with cute girls.

>>66096049
日本など外国船に攻撃して生意気で許し難かったろうな
結局不平等条約を結んでしまったが

>>66102545
チョン、必死w

>>66103071
kek

>>66102545
>>66102511
>>66102972
>>66102992

鳥山明がアップをはじめました

こんばんは

I have a question for the Japanese anons. if I've finished learning all the hiragana/katakana characters, what is the best way to go about learning kanji? so far I've been trying to memorize it from a dictionary, is this a good way of doing it?

>>66103296
We never learnt Japanese as a foreign language.

>>66103315
kanji is a foreign language

kek ←これどういう意味か?

>>66103296
Watch a LOT of moe anime that is subbed. That's how I learned and people say I speak very effeminately.

>>66103401
lol と同じ
日本だと”www”みたいな

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>>66103296
(っ`･ω･´)っKanji drill
Repeated practice is only way

>>66096252
My friend ate deep fried kool-aid at a local country fair

>>66103401
いつも思うけど蛙の鳴き声みたいで間抜けだよなそれ

>>66103418
ありがとう

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>>66103379

>>66103401
kek -> lel -> lol -> wwww

>>66103421
where can I find more of these?

>>66103462
not really, that is why I'm asking for help. (` ;ω; ´)

>>66103109
>Brazil
>qt girls

ah, dat british humour

>>66103106
Australia consumes more coffee per capita than Brazil I think.

>>66103415
this

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>>66103421
>Repeated practice is only way

起きて半畳、寝て一畳、天下取っても二合半

こんばんは!
Good evening everyone!
I hope I get a job soon so I can get money and buy a ticket to all glorious Nippon for good

>>66103514
why you no drink coffee?

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>>66103514
Don't lie to me, I've seen pictures and videos of Brazilian girls on the internet.

>>66103546
be prepared for disillusionment

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おはよう

>>66103545
いい言葉だな。
天下とっても彼女が出来ない悲哀が良く表現されてる

>>66103557
私は、コーヒーを飲みます。

It's not the coffee I care about, it's Japan. I'm depressed because I'm overworking and I don't have enough time to study as much Japanese as I could.

I wish I could just visit the country once. I'm too fucking depressed living in this shithole...

>>66103566
ok we have cute girls, we also have one of the highest homicide rates in the world and corruption shooting through the roof. Cute girls is not a worthy exchange for those things.

Japan has qter girls and is civilized, clean and awesome.

We're just a bunch of negroes.

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>>66103546
Konbanwa gozaimasu, anon.

I hope you come to visit the nihonjins as soon as you can.

>>66103589
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin-san.

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>>66103601
Japan is too far.
Find a better place nearby.

>>66103594
彼女があれば起きて一畳、寝て二畳だね
なるほど、スゴイ理解力

>>66103639
I don't care how far it is.

I know you don't want me there and that's fine, in your shoes I'd not want anyone to come too.

I'll be damned if I don't at least try to master the language and open my business there before I die.

Till then, I'll do what I can to make it possible, there's nothing you can say to stop me.

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Hmmm...

>>66103594
誰が言ったか不明なのだが、信長説、秀吉説がある
秀吉なら女を抱きまくり

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>>66103689
?

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>>66103601
>Cute girls is not a worthy exchange for those things.
Easy thing to say when you can't even turn a street corner without running into objective 8 and 9/10s.

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>>66103709

発火スマホ
テロ兵器だな

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>>66103474
アメリカからだとAmazonで買えるかな…?
色んな日本のWEBで、小学生の学習補助のための無料の教材をDLできるよ

>小学1年生の言葉の練習
http://happylilac.net/c-vocabulary.html

>小学1~6年生までの漢字(TEST用)
http://happylilac.net/p-sy-kanzi.html

>http://happylilac.net/kanjiQ.html
小学1~6年生までの漢字(Quiz用)

>中学・高校までの漢字(Practice用)
http://happylilac.net/sy-kanzi-zyoyo.html

>漢字練習note
http://happylilac.net/sy-ntka.html

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>>66103711
Stop it m8, seriously.

I've been to Europe (Germany, England, Scotland, Denmark, Switzerland, France, Italy, Sweden and Poland)

You guys have lots of pretty girls too.
They're just different from ours.

pic fucking related

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A plan, perhaps?

とその時です。
突然おじいちゃんがおばあちゃんの胸のふくらみの先にあるピンク色に立った英語教師をつかみ
一本背負いしたんですよ。。

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I need smelly Japanese female feet in my FACE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>66103830
でも君は感じたはずだ、それがアメリカの日常であるということを

>>66103927
>gooks talking about Yamato girls

bitch please.

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>>66103830

>>66103927

fuck you kim, I know she'a not hot

but her feet are hot af

>>66103973
never said I wasn't.

>>66103790
ありがとございます

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>>66103939
>not liking 2.5*4 out of 8+2 Jomon grills

同性婚は憲法違反になるため、同性婚の希望者は改憲派

>>66103930
誰もがそこがアメリカだと錯覚するだろう
私も目覚めた瞬間にはそうだと思った。。
頭の上に覆いかぶさったおっぱいをどかすまでは。。

>>66103965
i don't understand barefoot fetish it's just disgusting but pantyhose

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>>66104023

What's going on in this thread?

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>>66103801
Yes, but they aren't caramel coloured and they don't have cute Brazilian accents.

>>66104073
Hentai! Konnichiwa samurai boku no sushi-kun oppai daikamaru?

>>66104029
おっぱいをどかすとコロコロ転がって、工場長の足元に行ったんだ
そのおっぱいを見つけたデブが叫んだのさ
「ここはイギリスだよ」
って。
そのあとすぐに僕たちは、またお尻の臭いを嗅ぎ分ける仕事に戻らされたんだ

>>66103891
Generally they don't smell very much, m8. East Asians just genetically don't sweat as much as westerners.

>>66104012
北斗の拳の修羅の国はやっぱり朝鮮半島だな

>>66104092
i've found brits syobon chan !

>>66104094
Rosu katsu chin chin desu ka? Maa, pikachu banzai sayonara kawaii namba one desho?

>>66104103
Your own shit does't smell, right?

>>66104161
Depends on what I eat.

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>>66104138
>i've found brits syobon chan !
What gave it away? Was it the shobons?

>>66104103
We had a student from Portugal in our class.
One day she was wearing a long-sleeved white shirt.
We found that the area around her armpits was all brown...not yellowish but brown like it had been set on fire...

>>66104023
三十年先を考えてるのだろうか
お互いに一時的快楽しか期待していない汚い関係だと推測する

>>66104204
It wa her true nature showing off

>>66104051

come on. even with all the qt barefoot Korean girls that walk around showing off their legs and feet during the summer and spring there? they don't show their tits so I know you have to stare at their legs and feet and u develop a fetish for them kim

>>66104199
His outfit looks like cheap airsoft stuff from aliexpress

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*ahem*
Would you?

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>>66104204
>Poortugal
>Stinktugal
>Dirtugal

Someone needs to bring this meme back.

>>66104222
Seriously... our underarms sweat too...but never enough to turn a white shirt to brown.

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>>66104222
It's time to go to class, The F.

Please do not procrastinate anymore in this thread.

>>66104202
>Was it the shobons?
no,it is bear,but it looks like syobon

>>66104146
neko desu desu, sugoi chan ma onii chan domo arigato misuteru roboto desu!

>>66104259
how often do you shower? more than once a week?

>>66104297
No it's too early/too late

>>66104297

I skipped a job interview for the 2nd time to shitpost on 4chan. am I bad, cuteposter?

pls tell me i'm good

>>66104204
ハイターを買ってやれよ
意地悪だな

>>66104363
What kind of job?

>>66104388
blow

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>>66104309
They're all shobons to me.

I don't think I use the word correctly, but that's okay.

>>66095924
瑞典人って中国語だよね?

>>66104382
化学調味料買って料理でもするのか?
味の素とハイターの違いがいまいちわからん

>>66104404
this is cat
syobon is (´・ω・｀)this

>>66104410
日本語だよ
馬鹿か

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>>66104363
>I skipped a job interview for the 2nd time to shitpost on 4chan. am I bad, cuteposter?
Of course not. Just because you did something that you shouldn't have done, doesn't mean you're a bad person. I've skipped job interviews in the past too.

But try not to do bad things in the future.

>>66104401
kek. Russia is absolute gold

>>66104415
ハイターっつったらキッチンハイターだろ常考

>>66104451 is really syobon

>>66104029
そうだな15分ぐらいかかっただろうか・・
あのデブが言った「ここはイギリスだよ」の意味を理解するまでに。
もし目の前にお尻の穴がなかったら気づけるはずもなかった。
「アニョハセヨ!」その時背後からこう言われたんだよ

「外人」は中国語
中国でも日本でも差別の意味はない

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>>66104435
>>66104461
If you believe hard enough, anything can be a shobon.

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>>66101253
こんにちは蜂谷真由美です

>>66104447
中国語だよバカ

>>66104415
それハイミー

>>66104544
中国でも併用してたら中国語かよ
本物の馬鹿だ
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%9B%BD%E5%90%8D%E3%81%AE%E6%BC%A2%E5%AD%97%E8%A1%A8%E8%A8%98%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%A7

>>66104560
その突っ込みを待っていた(涙目)

>>66104521
「外人」が中国語だったら中国人から見ると日本人も外人だよね~

>>66104621
当然だ
中国人から外人だと言われても差別だなんて誰も言わん
むしろ日本人は本国人だと言われたらあわてて否定するわ

>>66104484
僕は驚いて、忘れてた古い古い魔法の呪文を言ったのさ「ニーハオ!!」アニョハセヨは消えたよ。砂の谷に沈む乳首のように
僕は疲れ果てて夜の底に寝そべった。月が僕を笑っていたよ。
そしたら一本足のウォンバットがこういったんだ
「でもね、オーストラリアはいけないよ。ニュージーランドが新しく作った古いチンコがあるからね」
僕は迷った。心のパズルを解くためにカナダに行くことに決めたんだ

>>66104639
オマイはウリナラニダよ

>>66104695
やめてください!外人です!!(憤怒)

>>66104363
Not bad, but no risk means no reward.
I just had a job interview today. The interviewer was just as nervous as I was.
You just gotta remember that no one ever wants to leave the house. People are more similar than different.
You must put yourself out there to change your situation. It is scary, but nothing is worse than being stuck in the same place.
I wish you best of luck in your job hunt, and courage to change.
╰(*´︶`*)╯

>>66104602
南朝鮮、南鮮が正式名称である事を初めて知った…お前ら天才だな

>>66104746
anxiety doesn't hit everybody

>>66104762
I don't understand what you mean?

馬鹿げた夏が終わったと思ったら暖房が必要になった
平成の日本は四季が狂った

>>66104539
まだ生きてんの?そいつ

>>66104800
すぐに狂気の冬が来る
日本はそろそろ四季じゃなくて二季になる

>>66104693
何のパロディなのか全く分からないw
ボブディランなの?ハルキなの?

Do japanese hookers always say "First time cummed on my face!!", "First time cosplay!" ', "First time?"

I was like
>oh rlly

"You so handsome"
"You so big"

I think she though i looked like shit. The act is quite obvious.

>>66104823
四季を土台とした日本人の感覚に重大な破壊が生じているだろう

>>66104830
ディランの歌詞の和訳(←ここ大事)に下ネタ混ぜて、少し谷川俊太郎振り掛けてみました

>>66104693
一振りだったよ。。音でわかったんだ。斬鉄剣だと。。
私がカナダに向かってバタフライで2kmほど進んだ時だったと思う。。
振り返ると、その古いチンコの50mの壁が轟音と共に真っ二つに切り裂かれていたんだよ

>>66104803
生きてるよ たまにテレビに出てくるね
北朝鮮の報復を恐れて住んでるところは公表してないけど

農作物は人工栽培と輸入ばかりだからなんとかなっても
皇室への敬意は薄れていく一方だろう

>>66104753
キター!北朝鮮ブーム到来!

>>66104602
おまえさググってバカとか池沼だなw

>>66104959
間違えてると言われた時点で普通はお前がググるんだぞ厨
貼ってもらってる場合じゃない

日本中の湖沼や沿岸に訳わからん熱帯種が増殖しているのだからな

>>66104897
切り裂かれた壁の破片がみんな集まり輪になって、曲に合わせて踊るんだ
ほらよく見てごらん、君が切ったその壁は、それはほんとにチンコなのかい?
僕は目を凝らして見てみたんだ。
あぁ、わかったよ、それは皮だったんだね。
君はもう包茎という檻の中から抜け出せたんだ

>>66104539
大韓航空爆破事件の犯人か
あの事件はソウル五輪への嫌がらせだろ?平昌五輪が近くなってきたから心配だな

戦え>>66105017!!
第32話「恐怖!ヒョウモンダコの毒!」

>>66104746

thanks but I have a job already. I was just looking to pick up a 2nd part time job to make money but I got lazy. today is my day off and I couldnt be fucked to go outside

>>66105066
たしか、ソウル五輪のときは、北朝鮮は対抗してアリラン大会とかいう謎の祭りやってたんだよなぁ

>>66104539
生きてんのかよ?
115人を爆弾で殺して死刑にならなかった意味が分からない
これだけでも朝鮮人は理解不能

>>66104923
>北朝鮮の報復を恐れて住んでるところは公表してないけど

いくら公表してなくても狭い土地に住んでたら即バレな気もするんだが

今の皇室は誠に単なる公務員

>>66105117
死刑になったけど、北の情報を教えたとかで恩赦だったよな。たしか。

安倍ちゃんの代で拉致被害者が戻れなかったらもう絶望的だろうな
小泉さんの時も安倍ちゃんがいたから、無事に取り返せたようなもんだし

>>66105121
手を出したら問題になるだろ
何でも政治で決まる

朝日新聞の世論調査でさえ、天皇制支持は86%
東日本大震災前の数字だから今はもっと上がっているだろ
ちなみに小泉フィーバーのときの小泉支持率は80%

>>66105223
>何でも政治で決まる
韓国政府が金賢姫飼うのめんどくせー。いったんこいつ死刑にする予定だったんだし、謎の事故死でいいでしょ的な処理を…

>>66105045
なんという開放感。。もう叫ばずにはいられなかったよ
「アルゼンチーーン!」
その皮を私のキレたナイフと呼ばれたチンコでマントの形に切り取り装着してみた
「いける!アルゼンチンにいける!!」

ハリルホジッチのちゃらんぽらんな采配でチームがグダグダgdgdだ

中国は2020年ころから内紛で荒れていくだろうから2030年までには朝鮮半島の統一はできるだろう。
しかし、30年1世代分の移行期間が要ると思う。自由な行き来は制限されるよ。

>>66105399
2行目は朝鮮半島の統一政策について。中国ではない。

It's Friday and you got nothing to do
you ain't got no job
a,d you ain't got shit to do.

>>66105344
アルゼンチンに行く前に女体の神秘を知りたいな
マントが僕にささやいた
ブラジルに寄り道してもいいのかな。僕は少し悩んだよ。悩んだ挙句怖くなった。
怖さがまるで陽の光のように僕をつつみこみ僕はただただ震えていたよ。
そして僕は気づいたんだ、今日はまだオナニーしてないってことに。
だから僕は始めたのさ、ハリセンボンをお尻に入れるあの儀式を
これでブラジルに寄り道できる。これでブラジルに寄り道できる

いろいろと真剣勝負してるんだ
ヨンチャンやれるのは今だけだ

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>>66105613

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>>66105432
やめるんだモヤシ

スガちゃん好きだ
官房長官の経験ある人って言葉づかいが的確で良いんだよな
小泉政権の時は安倍さんが官房長官ったが、スガちゃん以上に言動が格好良くて2chでも大人気だった

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今のスレは中々込み合ってるよね

あれほど驚いた事はなかったよ。
お尻の国ブラジルで、高速で最高峰のお尻の穴を見まくれると想像しただけで夢精してしまったんだ。
お尻に入れたハリセンボンが出てこない事に気付いたのはその時だった。
私は脱腸寸前まで力み何か違うものを産み落とした。
「やあ!」産み落としたのはなんとピンク色の英語教師でそうしゃべってきた。

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>>66105017
このスレの池沼も増加している
つか
>>66105752
仙石とか言う元官房長官
いたな
本当に民主党時代は酷いものだった

>>66105790
いつポルトガルに帰ったんだ?

誰もそのポルトガル人の女子に言ってやらないで
笑い物
これだから女は

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>>66105790
週末の放課後
ニートタイムは終わった

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>>66105884
一ヶ月ぐらい

このスレって誰に向けてるかわからん独り言とか呟き多いよな

>>66105936
独り言MVPおめでとう

>>66105465
Gotta get down on Friday

>>66105933
なるほど

Have you eaten a dish using the soy sauce?

>>66106004
どうも

>>66106023
Obviously.
Soy sauce is not even "exotic oriental" condiment any more, I don't think, it's made it to "just normal cooking stuff".

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>>66105752
あの頃から小泉さんや安倍ちゃんは漫画の主人公みたいな華があったな
中川(酒)もガッキーもいて賑やかだったし

>>66106178
中川さん…

ガッキー(谷)がいつの間にか怪我してて心配

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>>66103379
>>66103315

>>66096734
I liked it when I lived in Aichi. You shoud go to Osu Kannon. It's a nice area.

>>66106023
Too spicy for white people

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Move to Sapporo right now jap, or else...

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I want a camping car

どうも地震雲のようなんだが@東京

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>>66107169
ボッチキャンプ

>>66107232
毎日言い続ければいつか当たる

>>66107169
Looks kinda stupid, like staying in a really shit hotel everywhere you go and driving a really shitty car to get there.
Just get a train pass and portable camping gear.

>>66095687
9th weekend in a row that I'm alone in Tokyo. I did my daily 2 hour walk where I take in all the stares from qt girls, but then I go home alone to drink and eat conbini snacks because I won't approach. Any qt girls in Tokyo wanna join me ;_;?

I was taught to put maru。at the ends of sentences. Why does no one do this?

>>66107337
You don't exactly sell yourself as an interesting guy to hang out with, what made you think that this thread's cute girls would want to join you?

>>66106694
I've ever been to Oosu kannon twice.
there are a lot of international restaurants.
nice town!

>>66107337
Use a dating app, what are you new?

>>66107337
God damn man it's hard to feel sorry for you when you make posts like these.

Just go home already

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interesting. areas inside the orange dash lines don't have 4 seasons

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>https://www.homes.co.jp/chintai/b-1250310015480/

r8 my future apartment

I make

>>66107407
what?

>>66107391
Yes they do
>Hot
>Fucking miserable
>Monsoon
>Vacation

>>66107425
>>66107425
>>66107425
>>66107425
this

>>66107386
I don't have access to tinder because it requires an SMS activation and my sim card is only data.

>>66107390
I'm being overdramatic. I'll hit up my neighbor again. I just don't like going out to clubs.

>>66107452
why are you there for so long anyway, you're a tourist right?

No offence, but put yourself in the japs shoes, why would anyone want to spend time with you knowing you'll be going away forever shortly?

Move to a different city an do tourism again

>>66107371
Why do so many people use lower case letters when they ought to use upper case? Because it's the internet.

>>66107424
not according to wikipedia

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Hello friends, I bought some art that was found in an internment camp and I was wondering if I could get someone to translate what these things say.

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>>66107391
You don't Oyashio Current and Siberian cold air mass in the East side.
Hot and cold are not related with only latitude.

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>>66107527
2/4
I think this is some sort of signature from whoever made it

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>>66107527
3/4

>>66107488
Yeah, I'm a tourist. I needed a break from my daily routine. I spend everyday exploring. I've been to all the small cities around Tokyo and Kyoto, Osaka etc. I don't regret it, but I'm going to spend a year in Taiwan I think after I leave in December. Shame about no dedicated Qt though, as I'm sick of sloots.

>>66107543
>You don't
You don't know

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>>66107560
4/4

>>66107543
i know. so those areas don't have 4 seasons either? i only made the post because i knew that japan thought they only had 4 seasons when in fact they have less often 4 seasons than white countries