/brit/

First

anime

Death to all who oppose me

lads, the gf said she wants to try period play

i'll do most things but that and scat are my no-go area

how do i put her off the idea?

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>First

*drinks red grape shloer*

>>66090597
Cheeky CUNT. I'll knock your head off in a minute.

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The overweight Hispanic......

wow

do you lads remember that snake loading game on youtube

ree ree roo roo normies eat my poo poo

*delicately grates dried poo into the normies foodstuffs*

heheheheeeeeeerrrr EEEER EEEERR EEEEER

*scampers away into the darkness*

ANY NIGGERS IN HERE????

>>66090692
just fucking say no you beta fuck

playing endless space 2

>>66090727
bit of a harsh filename mate

>>66090759
super fast reply

>>66090745
Better not be.

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Alex is losing it more and more. He actually thinks Theresa May is a nazi. And hes starting to do a northern (english) accent all the time.

>>66090692
"nah"

>>66090793
poor guy needs a social worker

>>66090793
looks like his pinging his nut off lmao

>>66090698
GOOD post

>>66090793
What does he use that bog roll for?

>>66090793
is this out guy now that Tim is dead?

>>66090793
link

>>66090692
just insist on doing a Dracula impression when you do it

>>66090793
the very basis of his character is having lost it already

>>66090793
what happens when his accent goes scottish

>>66090765
nice

>>66090848

Wanking im guessing

>>66090733
i can only imagine the level of mental illness required to think up such a post

>>>/r9k/32063351

LLF

>>66090692
what's wrong with that ahaha only her dead insides haha

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic dracula impersonator

>>66090880
itll finally suit him

>>66090859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gDdIWC__7w

>>66090793
Link to his channel please
I quite enjoy watching mentalists slowly lose their minds

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>>66090620
top qt

>>66090620
why does she have gills in her armpit?

>>66090793
ugh
reminds me of when I was 19 and depressed, I just sat in my room all day masturbating and eating food. what a state

Lads,
how do i "just b urself" ???

going bed lads

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>>66090957

>>66090793

kek. Just stumbled across this

https://youtu.be/q0uHjrHPadA?t=1052

Why do people brake check?

If someones being a cunt and you brake check them and they aren't paying attention you're both fucked and you're at fault.

>>66090889
eat SHIT normie

>>66090880
he will eventually be speaking Norwegian or whatever they speak in the Faroe islands

>>66090980
Got your jammy jams on?

>>66090999
because you're too close

too many replies for him

>>66090957
you're probably a fucking twat so be anyone but yourself

>>66090980
I'll tuck you in :3

>>66090894
>neil
>india

hmm

>>66090906
Is it comfy being that small?

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GlobalSign has fucked it

>>66090957

drink heavily before going out

>>66091010
total spacker cunt

Any lads seen the show "You're the Worst"?

>>66091090
shit eating normie drone

are beta blockers just xans but for pu$$ys?

>>66090915
Big lad isn't he

>zero A380 orders in 2016
>eight 747 orders in 2016

airbus on suicide watch

>>66091116
dunno

>>66091094
no

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The facefu

>>66091131
plane twat loves his planes hahaha

never done drugs and want to get into it.
what is the difference between marijuana , cannabis and weed

>>66091141
ok thanks for the response

Any updates on Pakipoo after the hearing?

>>66091131
>8
ah yes what an impressive number

>>66091109
goodbye mate. see you in the afterlife when you come back as a pussy and i fuck you again

>>66091126
6'0 and built like a shit brickhouse

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the Yank gf said she's making her grandma's traditional recipe today

>>66091058
>>66091031

Alright, thanks lads xxx

>>66091168
Retrograde

>>66091168
all different names for the same thing

>>66091171
np

>>66091168
nothing. you'll turn into a schizo though

>>66091094
yeah. not bad. need a gretchen gf.

but the english family is actually very insulting to british people. i think they they think the are exaggerating enough to be cartoonish but it's actually too accurate

found one of them fancy new fivers in my coat pocket lads wahey!

thats my weekend sorted

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saad and bad

>>66091204
What are the white things that look like ice?

>>66091183
>ah yes what an impressive number
That's $3.2 billion lad, from just one 'failing' model of plane

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bed time soon wageys

>>66091252
Can confirm this is true

>>66090894
woah
i clicked this and everything went red

>>66091276
jokes on you I just go to bed late and feel like shit all day

>>66091230
whats the british name for it. dont want to be yankish or fall in with a hipster student crowd

>>66091259

check the serial number

AA00s are worth quite a bit

sad dog

>>66091255
That's exactly the episode I was gonna ask about

Are you sure it's not just a dig at Manchester folk?

>>66091252
Shit meme desu

>>66091306
probably just weed or referring to it by the strain eg cheese or haze

stoners aren't the type to get autistic about yankisms though

>>66091310

AA38

need a brit slag to stomp on my bollocks lads

Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Yugoslavia I was at a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade and everyone at the stadium kept making bomb noises at the Serb players and (very few) supporters all match.

It was tremendous banter.

Shame Leicester lost the match tbqh.

>>66091267
ice

>>66091381
hey x

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>>66091381
post rare ludfords

>>66091381
I can dress up as a slag and stomp your bollocks if you like

Approaching Lincolnshire police tomorrow to propose a well-funded scenario whereby their interceptor division attach me to a 300 horse power Evo pursuit car stark naked and drag my nads down the A15 in order to grind them down to a fine mist. Ideally another unit will deploy a stinger at the Lincoln Road roundabout in order to remove any chance of a surgical bollock recovery.

>>66091276
hehe my shift doesn't start until 3pm tomorrow mate

feelin comfy

>>66091015
naked

>>66091034
pls do :)

Eating leftover of the beef stew the gf made two days ago lads.

Delicious tbqh.

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>"Hey anon, why don't you tell the class a little about yourself?"

>>66091315
just lower class brits. very rude. put me right off the show for a while and wont recommend it to anyone but i still watch it because others characters are good .

>>66091489
you're not even looking at me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

love it when it all comes out

Hilarious when yanks come to England and shit themselves when someone starts on them because they can't get their gun

>>66091489
im intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humour

>>66091489
>my hobbies include watching tv, playing videogames, and masturbating

>>66091489
Thank you Madam, but I would rather use the time to tell them about the Jews and their lies.

>posted a /brit/ related post in the wrong board


bit embarrassed lads

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>66091489
"um..uh..My names uh A-anon and ilke uh playing g-games on my c-computer and uh yeah.."
*sits down, covered in sweat with a red face*

>>66091579
*plunders your boat*

Somehow my arse is hurting from the gym today.

All I did was arms and hit my abs a bit. Must be from the decline sit ups.

do all the Apprentice candidates bum each other all the time in that big house?

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>>66091489

>>66091490
How is it rude if it's accurate? They seemed quite content to spend their holiday in LA watching Eurovision instead of going out

>>66091558
i do that every now and then in /epl/ and then shit myself expecting to get janny'd

hasn't happened yet though

>>66091579
AAAAAAAAAAAAAJ PIRATES

>>66091579
how about i go to your gaff and bum you mate

wack for the daddy o
wack for the daddy o
there's whiskey in the jar

>>66091558
Which board lad?

>it's 22:30
"shit"

>>66091621
Get your mind out the gutter ffs

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476174047121.webm

/epl/ > /brit/

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>>66091598
>"What was that, anon? I couldn't hear you I think you were mumbling or something haha"

>>66091653
[spoiler]/tg/[/spoiler]

>>66091615
its probably from all the bumming you did in the showers after lifting

What is the best way to acquire music for free?

I haven't downloaded anything since Frostwire was a popular.

>>66091615
You might have prolapsed your intestines lad.

Happened to me once, spent 3 days in hospital.

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anyone fancy a cup
kettles on

The art in my game looks a lot nicer than it did last week lads. Making solid progress.

morning lads

>>66091679
link thread

>>66091681
i've done that except I posted /tg/ stuff in /brit/

>>66091693
threw up while reading this

>>66091679
Truth

It's just a bit slow though

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>>66091676
deja-vu posts always make me laugh

>>66091687
I knew one of you benders would post this. You've got dicks on the brain.

>>66091693
I doubt it.

>>66091633
if a british comedy portrayed real american working class you would feel insulted. it's just that when american working class are protrayed on television it's always by american shows so they get enhanced because nobody is poor in american

>>66091725
>>>/sp/71833866
pretty dead because of the international break desu

https://youtu.be/Oe9E7W7VZbQ?t=287

>about 5 takeaways all near each other
>One run by a white bloke
>Massive queues out the door every night of the week when the rest are mostly quiet

Really makes you think

>>66091684
brave

>>66091598
This is too real

*sighs*
why do benzos have to be so good

>>66091762
shut up you cringeworthy autistic twat

>>66091665
sorry mum

>>66091724
Good mo-hmmm..

>>66091676
E U R O B E A T

The best posts.

ICELAND HAHAHAHAHA

>>66091779
JAHANS

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

>>66091790
sound

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1476352685858.webm

could really do with some clare bum on my face 2bh lads

i don't understand why gooks have yellow skin.

melanin only explains why white to dark brown exists

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me and the wife

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He looks determined without being ruthless. Something heroic in his manner. There's a courage about him, doesn't look like a killer. Comes across so calm. Acts like he has a dream. Full of passion.

>>66091762
That's retarded lad
You're taking shit way too seriously
Check out Donald Glover's new show Atlanta for a funny but true take on poor people in America

>>66091840
Nothing wrong with Iceland when youre on a budget you billionaire cunt

Just sent a VERY risky text lads

where is my 19 year old qt 5ft brunette gf who just wants to stay in watching movies and eating crisps

>>66091411

post pictures

>>66091437

depends if you look the part or not

>>66091443

sounds great lad

>>66091895
pics

have decided i'll write a book about /brit/

>>66091797
only answering his question. how am i cringey. watch the episode and you'll cringe.

i am poor

>>66090692
fucking while on period is great, faggot. wear a condom

>>66091908
sounds dull like your life

>>66091868
melanin isn't the only thing that dictates skin colour. they also have higher amounts of carotene

>>66091915
include me in it lad

>>66091895

good lad

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

My English teacher once asked what everyone thought of the book we'd just finished reading and I muttered "It was shit" to my friend next to me and she called me out and asked me "What made it shit?" and I went red in the face, started shrugging and started drinking a lot of water in an attempt to hide my embarrassment.

Didn't work.

>>66091915
Fuck off Bosche

not sure if this is a choon or not desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iRM8LU8zT0

>tfw 4'8 and built like a Glaswegian barista

>>66091935
>Mexico
yep all checks out
>tfw I could live like a Feudal Baron in Mexico on my runt pay

>>66091954
wow...

*puts this into word*
*deletes it and makes a WordArt with it*
*prints it off*
*frames it*
*puts it on my wall*
*kisses it before going to bed*

>>66091935
well. in Mexico you are either in the drug business or living in an tin shed

>>66091978
<3

>>66091890
nothing like HAHA THEY'RE FAT AND FART A LOT BECAUSE THEY'RE ENGLISH

>>66091959
rude.

>>66091952
i shall put your post on the back as a recommendation

"include me in it" - anon

>>66091910

>depends if you look the part or not
not at all, but we can pretend

>>66091945
why do they have that

Mummy won't empty my chamberpot

My cup runneth over

working some job in a 1st world country and saving up lots of money and then moving to a third world country so you can live like a king is actually a good idea

i know a lad who spent a while working in australia and then using the money he saved up, he lived in goa for several years

had a big house, a cook, a maid, etc

mad

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WANT SOME SLIPPERY WET RED BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why are corner shops always run by Asians

why does iceland exists though

>>66092038
would like to give her fat nipples a light firm twist

>>66091443
Really appreciate this post

>>66092071
yeah alri

>>66092071
yes please where do I sign up?

>>66092061
LITERALLY what I'm doing right now
though not exactly 3rd world

>>66092071
okay, if I must... gawd

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The gfs fighting over me again.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476393226524.webm

*bluetooths JME & Skepta - Spaceship to my kettle*
Ah the 21st century

>>66092061
nonce

>>66092126
*grabs her by the pussy*

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HOW ABOUT SOME NEKKID GINGER BEAVER, LADS?????????????????????????????????????

>>66092061
>>66092115
>tap water can kill you
>get killed by suicidal drivers
>get rabies
>police are out to fuck you

>>66092059
not sure. might be attributed to the fact that they eat a lot of fish and soy protein

>>66092071
Not really into period stuff 2bh babe

>>66092022

computer says no

>>66092038

these on the other hand

i'd give them a tenner and some knitting needles and tell them to get cracking (those eggs wahey)

>>66092147
Sounds like Sheffield lmao

>>66092021
wer beninierst du?

>>66092071
>>66092144


twist: it has a penis

>>66092148
disgusting. new they were abnormal.

brit is a tinpot general 2bh

>>66092061
Yeah nice plan except you have to live in a fucking 3rd world country

>>66092144
janny is just ITCHING to delete this one but knows he can't because there is no nudity

time for question time

>>66092172
Nah I don't think so cunt

*gapes japs eye*
go on stick it in

>>66092201
>implying he needs a reason

>>66092195
You're an idiot play a record

Rate my intro to "The Big Book of /brit/"

"There is a place, a place of wonder and excitement, hidden deep, deep, deep in the most remote corner of the Deep Web, a highly exclusive club de extraordinaires, accessible only to the smartest, wittiest of all internet-users. It is here that fully unprecedented intellectual debates surface and are fought out to their brutal conclusion. This place, dear reader, is /brit/."

>>66092147
Sounds like Quebec

>"im going to bed at 00:00 tonight"
>stay up until 2am
EVERY NIGHT

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>arrange to meet some girl on tinder
>all set and out the door
>arrive at her place
>start kissing
>move to bedroom
>tells me she's on her period and is it okay?
didn't really mind but would have preferred if she had the courteousy to let me know beforehand like

>>66092192
anyone who has ever seen an asian would know that

the skin colour is likely due to high consumptions of amino acids

>>66092264
You need to talk about me ASAP or people will lose interest

>>66092264
good desu

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>
"There is a place, a place of wonder and excitement, hidden deep, deep, deep in the most remote corner of the Deep Web, a highly exclusive club de extraordinaires, accessible only to the smartest, wittiest of all internet-users. It is here that fully unprecedented intellectual debates surface and are fought out to their brutal conclusion. This place, dear reader, is /brit/."

>>66092074
Millions of years of volcanoes piling lava up to form a shield volcano that has emerged from the ocean

>>66092178
*wen benierst du

alle

>>66092264
Don't quit the day job hans

>>66092294
fucked that one up didn't you, fucking melt

>>66092271
>having the discipline to go to bed at 2am
>not going to bed between 4am and 6am every day

>>66092294
Truly a wonderful, fabulous post

I can't see anything topping this

Just close /brit/ down now, it's over lads

>>66092264
ah. so it's fictitious?

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Why is /brit/ so popular and every other general so slow?

I'M A STARBOY

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>ywn be able to afford business class

imagine having a shower...on a plane

>>66092283
"And then there's this faggot."

>>66091915
or you could do something more worthwhile

>>66092350
now its PERFECT

>>66092279
literally poisoned

>>66092271
both ironically and unironically do the same thig

>>66092321
Im up for work at 7:30 mate

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on the bus

diversity is your strengh

>>66092300
darf ich deinen arschloch benieren?

>>66092228
Sheffield twat loves his sheffield

>>66092105
>>66092114
>>66092116
>>66092153
>>66092179
>>66092201

Enjoy

http://www.camwhores.tv/videos/41716/sexy-01/

>>66092332
because brits are blessed with constant relevancy

*strength

>>66092345
people dont pay for business class. their business lets them use it

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me

>>66092332
Because Britain is the only country with a culture worth talking about

>>66092396
Ich bin der Benierer.

Du bist der benierte.

Making my presence known

>>66092144
Saved
Gonna pretend shes my sister and do a wank later :)

Video evidence of Trump groping a schoolgirl???

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476394857291.webm

>>66092401
Damn right you bloody poofter

>>66092405
>not a trap
dropped

>>66092412
>tfw my company removed first/business class from their expenses policy without prior approval which you have to have a good business case for

have to travel with the runts now baka

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>>66092332

>>66092412
how do I get a job like this

>>66092441
wow ok who's this guy???

Why nobody use le shitpost face anymore?
:^)

>>66092438

aye dat peg med a rite mess tae fuk

>>66092439
aba dein benis ist zu glein :DDD:D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>66092477
Nepotism

>>66092332
Brits love generals, look at r9k and /pol/

Even though those boards hardly have any generals the British ones are popular

>>66092477
be good at something

>>66092332
We're the English Language Shitposting general

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>>66092431
I miss the /brit/ Pilkington lad and his crazy adventures

how many of you guys actually use tinder or dating apps?

>>66092505
Ich beniere dich.
Ich beniere dich.
Ich beniere dich.

fight me

>>66092332
english language, that's all it is.

>>66092484
welches bundesland alter

heartbroke but still loc'd, man fuck a bitch

>>66092332
Well why do you keep coming back?

>>66092448
https://ilovesiterip.com/uploads/torrent_covers/56/48/d0/5648d0b1fb.jpg

>>66092477
get upper management/executive level position in a company or organisation that exports goods or services for foreign countries.

just arranged a date with the internet gf on the weekend

can't wait

Du
Du hast
Du hast MEINCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTORd2Y_X6U

*pulls out the alto sax*

>>66092562
das beste von allen.

>>66092549
i would but i am deathly afraid of matching with someone i know

>>66092554
ill knife you @ lan m8

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>>66092345
Me and the gf in business class

>>66092605
mecklenberg vorpommern?

>americans queuing

>>66092601
the anglo sax is better. haha

>>66092584
used to be able to do this as just a regular employee but they clamped down on the policy so you have to be pretty senior to justify first class now

I'll be back doing it one day

>>66092594
good luck

>>66092618
*touches you like an octopus*

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>>66092626

>>66092332
It's in our nature to create colonies wherever we go

wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La0ji_urs00

>>66092605
also bayern?

>>66092640
good post

>>66092618
but you're brown :/

>>66092618
Getting deported

>>66092618
hello you nigger

>>66092666
Based Toni being based

>>66092594
are you gonna discuss kpop?

toot poster is here

>>66092691
Edgy

>>66092675
Ding Ding Ding

>>66092618
>the gf
>clearly on the other side of a wall

>>66092700
yeah, going to put on a little concert in my room with the webcam

>>66092656
ich hol mir einen runter

>>66092643
first class is affordable for personal use if you save up and don't insist on going to so many frequent holidays .

>>66092708
but he never posts toot

>>66092713
actual reddit user detected

>>66092717
They're individual beds la

>>66092716
GOOD lad

BAYERN UND DAS REINHEITSGEBOT

>>66092720
>internet date
awful

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>>66092722
masturbiere hierzu:

cynicism is pessimism posing as wisdom

>>66092746
not as good when you're paying with your own money and not just paying for it with imaginary company money with your amex desu

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>cynicism is pessimism posing as wisdom

might buy an island to dub /brit/ island
how much would ireland cost?

>>66092787
that's a very negative way to look at it

so are they building a third runway or not

>>66092547
literally who

>>66092829
5 more days

just sent her a selfie but its from about 4 months ago

hope she doesn't realise

>>66092618
why has she got a towel over the side of her face

>>66092819
i would like to apply for the office of president of said island

>>66092836
Britlad that spent time in China and fucked everything up

>>66092819
0 potatoes

>>66092819
a few sacks of potatoes

NEW

>>66092869
>>66092869
>>66092869
>>66092869

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>>66092569
/eire/ is fucking horrendous and you lot are good craic but 2bh it's because I can't speak any other language

>>66092407
>>66092435
>>66092475
>>66092659


Fair enough

>>66092522
I noticed that before, I tried to browsing /r9k/ before, it was too fucking depressing, I thought I was a fucking weirdo but fucking hell

>>66092544
>>66092559
I think this has a big par to play in it. Especially because /cum/ is fucking shit.