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Gf is so fucking lazy it drives me mad. I love her but sometimes I just want to say fuck you and walk off.
She puts her laziness first and is sometimes really selfish.
Yesterday was our last day off work together before I had to leave to another state for a month. I wanted to do something together. But nope, she was tired and just laid in bed for hours. Did she care that I was just sitting down staring at the wall while she slept on my last day? Nope. She was tired and wanted to sleep. Made a vague plan to go to the movies at lunch and that was our day.
No doubt in a week or so she'll be talking about how sad she is because she wishes she could spend time with me and do something together. LIKE WE DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE TO DO YESTERDAY.
Fuck off reddit flags
>>66083563
did you run for ukip you mad bastard
>By popular demand you can now support 4chan directly: Give to support 4chan
>comfort, marmite and mayonnaise
ah yes staples of very apocalyptic bunker
>>66083512
what the fuck is that
>Whit urr ye waiting fur? Bugger mah fanny ye cunt.
>>66083512
I originally wanted Scotland to stay in the union but now they can fuck off and take that awful creature with them.
SCOTS OUT
Terrified the Jannitorial services may smite me for that Russell Brand post
>>66083606
would smash that right up the union 2bh
>>66083593
The dispute has been resolved lad
already had two wanks today but may have another
three different people have found me sexy enough to put my willy in their mouth
mad when you think about it
Did god create Scots to make the English seem less ugly by comparison?
would be a lot more willing to talk about 4chan irl if not for its propensity for cp and /tv/ noncery
maybe fight club was actually a paedo ring?
>It normally is pretty expensive, since it's gotten popular. If You can find it, shin and clod are the best value stewing cuts. I only buy oxtail when it's cheap. Think at least £5/kg normal price for oxtail. I got this near sell-by for about £1.50/kg
If we let this life die, perhaps there will no life in the universe.
>>66083593
loved when the bbc article said "staple foods such as pot noodles"
>720p
>4GB
ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhh
>>66083659
what if they were just desperate
>>66083654
pretty sure price increase was the settlement
>already had two wanks today but may have another
back from the daily grind lads
ah yes, only 45 more years of this then I get a break
Who /gettingfat/ here?
184cm and 82kg desu
>>66083669
Brits aren't ugly, that's a 4chan meme
Our middle/upper class are 10/10s
might cut my hair
might piss if were being honest here ayahh
>>66083750
>Implying our generation will ever retire
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/439237237.htm
>>66083700
unilever = british kraft ?
when will they get a banker like comeuppance ?
>>66083708
Better video and sound than a 1gb 1080p rip lad
>not getting 20gb ones
turning psychotic
Excited lads.
Shagging this trap I met on Grindr tonight. Calls herself Lucy and I'm going over for 8pm to rail her.
Cannot wait, so excited.
which /r9k/ banner did we all vote for lads?
/brit/ would fall apart without Yanks
We run this general (but let you think you do)
>>66083774
What does it say?
>>66083793
think i had a psychotic episode on summer holidays . to me it felt like i was just moaning to myself but to others it must have looked like i was wandering around blabbering and pacing back and forth repeatedly . bit worrying that
>turning psychotic
>>66083799
looks a bit fat
>>66083826
they didn't know the differance between UK and GB and they keep talking about what water to put in tea
>>66083800
the reee gif one
>>66083822
*ruin
>>66083799
what's her arm routine?
>>66083774
>lots of Britaboos exist in Japan
ah yes
>which /r9k/ banner did we all vote for lads?
>>66083713
well the girl was my gf and the two men were both really good looking 2bh so i don't think do lad
*reaches into a hat*
Ah yes, lets see who is the runt of the day
>>66083878
>>66083793
Haven't eaten in 7 days lads
Been musing on the accuracy of the term "gnawing hunger" It really does feel like my stomach is gouging out my insides to sustain me.
can't wait until champions league is back. internationals a shit
wish i could eat properly and not vomit all the time
>>66083800
voted for mah boi reviewbrah
creasing
>>66083922
Get the same thing lad. Can't even finish a cup of coffee without gagging. Mornings are the worst for it.
>>66083757
i'm getting skinny. 187lbs, 5'11.75. now if i angle the lighting right and suck in my gut i can see my abs, and if i don't i can still see 2 lines on either side
where can i get one of those tea leaf infuser things that are made of glass and look like a french press. a posh one preferably
>>66083980
ebay
Still haven't had any sensible suggestions on what I could spend $200 on
>>66083901
>Haven't eaten in 7 days lads
how?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
>UK 2016
*reaches into a hat*
Ah yes, lets see who is the runt of the day
>>66083999
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
Anyone want to watch this in the living room with me?
>>66083901
>>66083922
>>66083953
>mfw I share the same thread as these freaks
>>66083953
is your throat full of mucus
>>66083990
A ps4
>>66083955
>187lbs, 5'11.75
fat fuck
>>66083987
i only go to fancy shops la
link us a good spotify playlist lads
What are your plans for Halloween?
alri
>>66084013
I've had a cough for the past 4 years that won't go away, and mucus comes up, so sort of.
>>66083955
i'm unironically that dismal height as well
>>66084031
yeah alright
>>66083980
Got one in TK max, a bodum teapot.
It's a meme though, you put the leaves in the middle bit but it doesn't strain them so you still have to use a strainer.
Only used it once lel, waste of money.
>>66084033
dress my son up in a pumpkin suit and take him round the
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/as-a-feminist-trudeau-talks-trump-allegations-1.3113639
>as a feminist
>>66083799
>those shoulders
>thos arms
>>66084026
then I don't know
>download film
>expected it to be a serious man
>after 20 minutes realise it's the resident, some shitty thriller/horror
THANKS YIFY!
>>66084033
I'm going to play twister with a qt witch
>>66084033
get drunk and watch horror films
>>66083998
>>66084002
what the fuck is this
>>66083990
books
>tfw live in a 99.0% white area
>big local companies STILL shill for diverse inclusion in adverts: blacks and asians always shown on banners, billboards, catalogues etc. On college website, multicultural students are always shown despite pretty much 99% of students being white
um
why???
>>66084072
i saw nicer ones at a cafe in edinburgh. going to ring the the in the morrow to find out the brand
>>66084031
https://open.spotify.com/user/1129376925/playlist/3HAht6YJUe8zcbU3bv31BX
you'r welcome lad
>>66083922
>>66083953
>>66084052
Sounds like an acid reflux problem, go to your GP and you'll probably get ranitidine which solves it.
t.Have this problem once a year
>got so bad years ago I'd just wake up and vomit every morning
Having a cough for 4 years is very worrying though m8 definitely go to the doctor and tell them about that.
anyone wish there was like a TK max but for food.
Like every week there's just different stuff in.
>>66084084
>lads I'm excited to shag this trap! u jeli?
>big arms
>big shoulders
>fat face
Bet it's 6'2 ya poof
>>66083998
literally a show about me
5 days into my 25 day fast lads.
you try me too much
>>66084152
went to the doctor's and he said i had this from drinking too much and gave me loads of medicine that i never took so i still have it lmao
might have to go back
>>66084090
>downloading movie on torrents
>gets to 94.6 % and stops
>leave it overnight
>next day 98.2%
>wait another day, finally at 100%
>rub hands together, "finally time to watch this movie"
>navigate to folder
>230 .rars
>open first one
>archive is corrupted
>go to mininova comments to rage
>see someone suggest using winrar recovery
>winrar recovery takes an hour
>open first rar again
>see that the archive contains a 4.2GB ISO file
>no idea what an iso file is, extract anyway
>Fat32 formatted hard drives cannot support files larger than 4GB
>download a linux distro
>boot into linux and resize hard drive partitions
>make a new 4.3GB NTFS partition
>boot back into windows
>open first rar
>extract
>sorry, not enough space on the drive
>check new partition capacity
>It's only 3.9GB
>400MB disappeared into nowhere
>learn that formatting a drive takes up raw space with a file allocation table
>boot back into linix, delete partition, resize other partition, make new 10GB ntfs partition
>boot back into windows
>open first rar
>extract
>no idea how to play .iso file
>find you can open it with 7zip
>extract the .vobs
>open vob file with media player
>it's not the movie I wanted and it's in a foreign language with hard coded Swedish subtitles
>>66084190
shan't be reading this
Going to pop a couple 'daffys and head to the library
>>66084103
I want to see manlet woes making one of his videos with lightning bolts and blue lights talking about this while he smokes a fag and looks fatter and more depressed.
>>66084160
>>66084152
I went about 3 years ago and he said I'm fine, gave me acid reflux tablets and an inhaler but they didn't work. Got a chest x-ray and my lungs are fine.
He said it's a nervous cough but sometimes it mixes with the weak stomach and I gag and cough at the same time. Eating rice is a fucking nightmare.
>>66084190
didn't read a single word of this post
>>66084190
where do u get ur films from ooooo myyy daaayyys
going out for a stroll lads
>>66084189
>women who go on about being just as strong and capable of men
>go in gym today
>they have a leaderboard for bench, squats, deads etc
>top man is over 3 times stronger than top woman
Ahh yes. These women just don't seem to understand that it's just nature for men to be physically stronger than women.
>>66084124
>live in 94% white area
>only adverts on things like bus stops and that are from local companies
Emmerdale lads
The poor cat ;_;
>>66084242
Isn't that the pm of japan
Opening a restaurant lads. It's got a kitchen full of high quality ingredients and utensils, where you cook your own meals.
>>66084189
forgot to take off your flag for that one
>>66084253
Literally no one thinks women are as strong as men
>>66084124
Rothberg and Goldstein
>>66084242
>>66084265
Fucking is lad. Based Abe.
>>66084288
no i was just butting into a random convo
>>66084286
Okay choose one and I'll start posting in it
well lads
farewell
used to think FTSE was prestigious until I found out it was just a list of british companies and british companies are povvo tier internationally.
damn financial times . fell for the elitist meme
cannot drive around roundabouts lads
just don't get how you pick your lane if you haven't driven there before
mental
>>66084286
let's do /es/
it's so slow in there it would basically become ours with 5 of us
>>66084262
What happened to the cat?
Also on the news
>Ten cats vanish from Staffordshire street in one week
You fucking know some sick cunt has taken them and killed them or used them for dog fighting or something awful.
>>66084160
HERON
E
R
O
N
>>66084124
Wew lad, you're not a racist are you?
>>66084350
That would make it cat fighting lad.
Remember when people thought VR wasn't a gimmick
*reads The New Yorker*
Scintillating
>>66084344
>>66084313
/es/?
Alri
Australia is the country equivalent of 'lol so random spork xD'
>>66084190
eyes did not register a single pixel of this post
>>66084424
Le epic raid xDddd
reckon i can get away with buying a train ticket to a station like 3 stops before the one i'm actually getting off at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q
>>66084341
If nobody is going to hit you from the right, you go. If somebody is coming from the right you stop and wait a little bit. Signal left when you're coming off.
Are you genetically deficient?
>>66084376
Nah people in dog fighting do some awful things like kidnap people's cats and dogs so their fighting dogs can destroy them, presumably to make them more aggressive or something.
>>66084350
>What happened to the cat?
Poisoned by Emma. She was trying to poison James but the cat ate his poisoned dinner.
>>66084376
fun fact: the "dog" in dogfighting doesn't actually refer to the animal but rather the term "dogged".
You wouldn't call an aerial duel between planes a "planefight" would you?
should i see magnificent 7 or deepwater horizon
>>66084457
bottom of the barrel gimmick
>>66084456
not anymore
hey assholes, anyone up for a game of haxball with the gods of /balk/ ?
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~27172d2042b7cafc79e488dc5621f3a32c23d154ae115f9821518adcea3968afc&pass=1
pass: benin
Wtf is /es/
>>66084493
It would make more sense
>>66084456
yes
might buy some weed off the dnms lads
eating a fish & chip shop sausage lads
I know it's just pig snout and trotters and that but I literally do not give a monkey's
@4503
hideous post
>>66084424
Link?
>>66084450
Mate there isn't even an /es/ thread
Isn't it called /esp/?
We'd have to start our own
And make it all about Benidorm, Ibiza, Gibraltar, rekking the Spanish Armada and shagging Spanish slags
>>66084456
*texts dodger to 8008*
>>66084545
it's called a savaloy you weapon
>>66084565
best be quick mate, it'll be your bedtime soon
>>66084565
here is your op image
take good care of it please
>>66084523
>>66084424
>>66084554
actually it's /esp/, and they don't even have a thread up right now lmao
it's the spain general
/brit/ i'm fed up
i am fed up to be honest
>And make it all about Benidorm, Ibiza, Gibraltar, rekking the Spanish Armada and shagging Spanish slags
>>66084565
>>66084598
or perhaps this one
>>66084588
a saveloy and a sausage are 2 different things you total fucking mong
if brains were dynamite you wouldn't blow your fucking ears off
>>66084341
just end it now lad
if you can't hack roundabouts there's no point in driving
The UK has the most roundabouts per person and France has the highest amount of roundabouts
>>66084588
Chip shops do more than just savaloy la'
having a drink
thinking about a girl
>>66084225
altrincham mentioned
>>66083576
dump the cunt
whacking the scabies cream on lads
Anyone here actually genuinely post on reddit? I do, it's much better for actual conversion and interesting topics.
>>66084615
Taking it personally are we Mr Dago?
>>66084669
doing a poo
Back from the gym lads
Saw this banging milf with the most perfect bubble butt
>>66084663
pics
About to board a flight to London
Booked me a train to shoreditch. Gonna visit the car park
Grime pilgrimage
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPhUPo4IJTc
dreamed about grime last night
>>66084705
Doesn't rest work if it's just brit with a different name does it? You're not in anonymous because of this epic prank
actually just blew the FUCK out of that little saveloy runt
will actually verbally chin the cunt if he ever has the minerals to get brave and reply to me again
let that be a warning to any of you fucking drips
dreamed about grimes last night
Haha
>>66084779
good post haha
my gimmicks are like pizza hut
yours are like pizza go go
>>66084779
howling
>>66084779
Ya fucked it
>>66084761
I knew you could do it lad, proud of you.
>>66084779
some cunt left the skylight over the communal stairwell open when it was raining and now all the steps and my bike at the bottom are covered in water
fuming
>>66084854
Well that should evaporate the water hahaha
>>66084779
Excellent bantah lad
>>66084854
>some cunt left the skylight over the communal stairwell open when it was raining and now all the steps and my bike at the bottom are covered in water
>fuming
>>66084761
Feeling depressed at uni lads
>>66084854
my first uni house had the living room and kitchen on the top floor of a 4 story house
someone left the skylight open above the tv and i heard a boom from my bedroom when i got up to the living room the tv was smoking and it was fucking ruined
idiots i swear
has anyone committed suicide by lightning
>>66084892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>66084956
yeh I did it a while agp
>>66084917
took 3 images myself from that video haha
>>66084917
>>66084980
EDIT: 4
>>66084980
what video lad
>>66084956
finnish? he hasn't even started!!
>>66084934
*calls you a Facebooker*
>>66085014
gatto felice
>>66084648
>>66084639
i was taking a shit
whatever sausage you buy from the chippy, it's a savaloy, it's just how they class their sausages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
You used to call me on my cell phone
>alrih anon, am off fer a shite
>>66085096
WOW NO ONE HAS POSTED THAT VIDEO HERE BEFORE
>>66084854
RUNTLIFE
>>66083464
lads whats his yt channel name?
>>66085129
leave the door open
>>66085131
it's literal just one pooskin shilling it
>>66085129
haven't seen this slag in a good while
post more of her
>>66085096
I think I can hazard a guess who's behind this
>>66085131
I haven't watched it just to spite him 2bqh
>>66085094
>>66085094
saveloy has red skin you fucking spacker
>>66085098
used to used to
haven't been arrested yet lads
all is well
if you buy a sausage from a chippy then it's a butchers
chippies don't sell sausages other than saveloys
Been reading some top BBC comments today, and it's totally restored my faith in the average brit.
>>66084854
Why would you even open a skylight in a communal stairwell?
South West > South East > East > Yorkshire > East Midlands > West Midlands > London > North West > North East
>>66085272
give us an example
>>66085255
*takes off glasses and rubs bridge of nose*
*lets out a sigh*
>>66085255
its chipper you fucking moron
>>66085292
Southend mentioned
A saveloy is a type of highly seasoned sausage, usually bright red, normally boiled and frequently available in British fish and chips shops, occasionally also available fried in batter
>>66085292
Good ranking
>>66085295
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37634338
Open comments and filter by highest rated. I was on reddit for a bit today to and it's just a massive SNP socialist circle jerk. Should just close my account.
just picked up this sausage from the chipper
slags and timothy pwned the slav mandem
>>66085292
yes fairly good ranking but london should be bottom of the pile.
>>66085368
I see you got some potato wedges too
>>66085360
I hope they do push for another referendum. They'll have lose it and there'll be no coming back from losing 2 referendums
>>66085360
Close your /brit/ account instead
The jocks aren't so bad after all
>our /esp/ thread was deleted
why
>>66085406
How about I close you?
Want a slaggy gf
>>66085368
Those chips look delicious.
Not had anything from the chippy in ages.
>>66085360
>FedupGlasgow
>Not in my name, I wish she would just shut up and get the message, Scotland is a thriving part of the UK, we want to stay that way. This is just pandering to her "braveheart rabble"
BASED
fit girl on the train today kept brushing against my knob on the packed train today and I was nursing a stiffy won't lie
thought I was going to spaff myself x
>>66085456
>chippy
its chipper you dim cunt
>>66085292
where does Wales fit into all this
The yellow fever is back with a vengeance lads.
>>66085500
Nobody says chipper, you bellend.
>>66085496
Hnng
>>66085292
MILTON KEYNES MENTIONED
>>66085538
apart from everyone, twat
>>66085500
seen lepers stronger than this gimmick
internets on the blink
again
>>66085572
>Cat_eating_saveloy.png
lol
good show though
>>66085538
You are now aware you were responding to a Sco*t
>>66085500
A chipper is something you put wood into
i get knocked down
but i get up again
>>66085292
>2. Middlesbrough
>6. Durham
what is this shite
"I cannot think of anyone in British politics more abhorrent than this annoying, whining woman.
What an utter horror."
Loving these BBC comments lads
>>66085621
your arsehole is something i put my wood into
eyes are on the blink
again
what would you DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if someone did a POOOOOOOOOOOOOO
on YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Might play some rocket league
poo
liverpool homosexual poster makes pics from this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q
Who here literally has no bloody clue how to make friends?
>>66085704
SUUUUEEEE
>>66085743
I'm great at making friends, but no have no bloody clue about taking anything further than that.
>.....so anon, what do you think of my plans?
Your response?
>>66085704
*steps out of studio and takes out phone*
>yeah, Mr Goystein? you know that new sound you been looking for?
************************make
choen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTyO7mxhUHE
>>66085765
Where do you go?
Is he ever making another video lads?
>>66085785
>that post
>that picture and flag
Classic /brit/
>>66085810
The pub
>>66085836
why do you keep asking this?
I don't think I'm gay
>>66085836
miss are tim desu
fucker should finally get internet installed in his new place
my grandmother always told me never trust a man with stubby fingers
>>66085875
u wot
Do you go there alone and just start talking to people after a few drinks?
>>66085883
No idea what you're talking about la, just watched his latest vid
>>66085934
then lurk more newcunt
>>66085621
Yeah northerners love a bit of garden waste
>>66085926
well you really need to go with someone or a group you already know, then you'll meet more people and it'll snowball from there. Getting started if you have no friends would be tough I imagine.
Might go and view The Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH when it comes on the market
the gf: you're the best
me: i know
hehehe who else /cheeky/
>>66085857
unironically all me as evidenced by the archives
>>66086008
m-me haha
Stomach is on the fritz because I drank a whole bottle of Robinsons apple and pear squash that I thought had been diluted but it hadn't
Need a 2D gf badly lads
Convinced the union will survive lads.
The Welsh will have to wait 2bqh
>>66085907
but where is belly button
>>66086008
What's actually up with her?
el squash did flow
>>66086105
Virgin detected. Women wear their trousers and skirts and shit on their actual waist above the belly button
need a jobby (the digestive matter kind not the employment kind )
i've got to let you go i've gotta let you go no more sleepless nights
having an orange so wont be able to post for the duration of having aforementioned orange
>>66086281
was in bologna not too long ago desu
good city
>>66086281
Literally never eaten something that requires two hands. Very beta move
>>66086281
enjoy
>>66086281
*waits patiently for you to return and further grace this thread with your captivating charm and humour*
Been reading about the Italian contribution to the Axis war effort today lads, had myself a good few chuckles
>>66086281
orange lad loves his oranges hahaha
>>66086472
VAPID cultural marxists in a nutshell
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1476327969943.webm
We've been busted lads
someone make an actual new
>>66086563
>>66086122
not sure about everything
what I do know is she has a disorder called CCHS (Congenital Central Hypoventilation Syndrome).