Tony Adams' big BOOZE–FREE issue.
>tfw loyalist scot
>janny
you fucking mong
i hate people who aren't white
Starts in a couple of minutes
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnn-news-usa.html
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UvFj5tAhTK
>>66076911
>loyal
>scot
A baffling oxymoron, Jock.
JANNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>66078480
wont be doing that
>>66078480
thanks lad
just found out that iggy azalea, nicole kidman and naomi watts are australian
>>66078480
not clicking that virus
just found out that the janny is unpaid
>>66078480
shant be wasting my time watching such diatribe
>>66078534
t. schoolkid
what are you doing you silly janny
>>66078554
i do not care about popular culture
>>66078534
wtf I hate Australia now
Consider this my only post in /brit/ today
>>66078480
>>/pol/92755555
>>66078579
Then why are you talking about it?
>>66078603
bollocks
>>>/pol/92755555
'go 'za?
>>66078605
i thought maybe some other anons would be mildly amused to discover they are australian
and the (you) potential was solid
>thread wars
thats not me
even if trump is a rapist he's still the best presidential candidate america has had in at least 50 years
How do the denizens of 8c.han differ from the denizens of 4chan? Can anyone give me a brief character description of each?
>>66078653
autism
>>66078706
8ch.hanners are more abnormie
would you shag her lads
>>66078681
it isn't wars, this is still the active one
i just wanted to poke fun at the help
>>66078710
in a word, yes
>>66078729
what race is she exactly?
>>66078776
asian
>>66078789
why do her eyes look like she's been possessed by a demon?
The bf just sent me this
Could properly go for a maccers.
who here /fat/
>>66078851
>umbro underwear
fucking lmao imagine buying your boxers from sports direct
how do I utterly decimate the British economy?
>>66078851
no, you just took that
>>66078848
asian
>>66078874
I can't eat it anymore, it gives me the shits.
>>66078848
it's a good question
apparently people from her country some women have very big eyes she told me (which i find attractive)
>>66078848
Because you just took it
>>66078897
Flood the sausage roll market
>>66078895
Stop bullying my bf? :/
>>66078729
>>66078927
is she, the so-called, "ainu" masterrace?
>there's blood on that blade
>fuck me I'm falling apart
took an extremely nice pic of the gf after a spanking and caning session, she's covered in lovely red welts and bruises
going to wank over it a lot when we inevitably break up
>>66078848
no soul
gta 6 announced lads
>>66078978
post it here haha just for a joke haha
business idea: trade opium with China in exchange for delicious tea, wait till the chinks get a dependency for opium then stop selling it unless we get cheap tea. then when they agree, charge them twice as much for opium and because they're so addicted to the stuff they'll still buy it
>>66078897
prey on our ingrained racism and general distrust of anything foreign on some pretence of getting our lost sovereignty back and convince us to leave a mutually beneficial union with out neighbours
>>66078945
*trap
Q: Did you hear about the noob who spent the first few minutes of nightfall running around without any weapons?
A: It wasn't long before she was destroyed.
Just found a 20 cent euro coin lads.
If you make a post and no one's around to (You) it, does the post even exist?
>>66078978
gaurantee you won't want to actually do that when you break up mate haha
>>66078960
she's thai
>>66079037
yeah hahahaha yeah probably right haha
>Bus stop is right outside a Chinese takeaway
>Hungry as fuck
>Got to stand here for 15 minutes waiting for my bus
:(
what's all the hubbub about marmite?
>>66079088
i used to have to walk through westfields stratford after a long day of physical labour at work every day
wasted so much money on food in there :(
>>66078717
In what way? How would I guess someone used 8ch.an if I met them in person?
fancy a chuckle lads?
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/786517208763686912
>>66079124
Made a brexit out of Tesco
>>66079154
idk lol
not sure you could
i would imagine an average 4chan user but more libertarian
Why is Google Chrome such a yank browser? How do I change it so it recognises proper English spelling and not the bastardised version
>>66079048
definitely has a willy then. id say go for it lad xxx
>>66079164
fucking hate that scottish bellend cunt
Business idea: start being nice to yanks in here
the lads are flying their F-22s over my place, lads.
*feeling secure*
>>66079279
I hate yanks and for that reason, I'm afraid I'm out.
FOY
>>66079279
ok :3
good morning!
>>66079279
Fuck off you fat cunt shan't be investing a penny
Unironically despise the Scots.
you know i love it when you're down on your knees
and i'm a junkie for the way that you please
you shut me up when you swallow me down
my back to the wall you're going to town
Thailad must be upset over the death of King Bhumface. Hope the rorke bastard necks himself
>>66079324
Good morning :-P
>>66079352
>centrist nationalists
Not bothered about Chinese immigration
Business idea: Claim Donald Trump molested me when I was 10, wait for big pay-off from Democrats.
Business idea: English independence
>>66079425
dongsheed
>Globalism is the latest in reactionary weasel words, that in the fascists tradition, do everything to describe how unhappy people are with capitalism while maintaining their reactionary framework that emphasizes capitalism is intertwined with tradition and must be preserved. It's the same tactic the Nazis used with criticizing "Jewish bankers, parasites and leeches"- a way to draw in the proletariat with criticisms of this parasitic class (the bourgeoise) without openly saying the bourgeoise and instead blaming a convenient scape goat.
>"Globalism" creates the idea of a big other- in this case a weird mix of George Soros, the EU, etc, without having to acknowledge there is no big other or conspiracy for people are getting screwed in today's economy- the reason is capitalism
thoughts?
>>66079476
did you say something?
GAGGING for Scottish independence, hate being part of the same country as jocks
Do people really take beta blockers just to do presentations?
wat to visit in London
>>66079518
the ends
>be a child
>eat as many sweets as I like
>everything is fine.png
>be an adult
>have one cup cake
>instant acne
ah yes very impressive
>>66079514
*Takes beta blockers*
*They block you*
>>66079514
yeah. it blocks the beta and leaves you with more alpha
>>66079468
All true
Unironically scared Scottish independence may be stopped lads.
Desperately want The United Kingdom of England and Wales
>>66079518
heathrow
Anybody playing RO2? I have an hour free to burn some nips
>>66079514
people who have high blood pressure issues do
>>66079568
Bit rude to NI la'
Mac DeMarco is alri isn't he
>>66079545
same thing was happening to me until about 6 months ago (24)
one day of too much sugar would give me acne that would take a week to recover my nice skin
now it seems to have gone away and i can eat like shit again i dunno why
>>66079568
>Desperately want The United Kingdom of England and Wales
can see the virgin behind this post desu
>>66079602
Nah mate they leave with the Jocks
>>66079568
I wonder how how the HIGHLAND REGIMENT feels now.
>>66079631
Why would they?
Can't wait for Ireland to take Northern Ireland off our hands
>>66079631
t. 12 year old who has never done a history class
How fucked would a truly independent NI be lmao (not part of ireland, the uk OR the eu)
>>66079631
so i passed a qt in the corner shop and she was looking into me and usually I'd smile at her and be like :D
but fucking bitch who liked my profile picture (the one who we assumed shagged Chad) today has ran circles around me again. fucking bint.
yes she liked my PP which I haven't changed for a year now...
>The queen will never die
>>66079682
Africa-tier
desperately scared england will force us out lads
>>66079655
Pretty much this 2bh, nothing but trouble
watching the thorax 2016 documentary about saville
theroux is amazing desu
>>66079682
Thats way less likely than them rejoining us, 50% of their budget is English tax money
>Bus has turned up
>Driver is sat in there not opening the doors
>>66079682
not nearly as bad as scotland
Started eating prawn crackers instead of crisps lads, really enjoying the decision
Got a big bag from aldi for 59p and it's only 500 calories when a big bag of crisps would be about 1000
>>66079732
I reckon Louis went nonceing with Jimmy and now he's trying to cover it up
>>66079712
You've had enough English charity, on your bike sunshine
>less calories is desireable
fuck off billionaire
always thought western europe's decline would be a bit more planned and organised than this . but nah it's just a mess.
>>66079733
>50% of their budget is English tax money
REEE is that actually true
http://www.strawpoll.me/11421372
http://www.strawpoll.me/11421372
>>66079687
i love how no-one cares now she's showing interest.
jealous faggots.
>>66079734
>Bus turns up late
>Driver decides to hop out and have a fag despite his bus being full
Wish id got off and twatted the runt desu
>The Queen will die on a week you've booked off for work
Bad feel
What happened with the guy who said he didn't have enough money to eat?
>>66079811
fourth time i've read this today
brexiteers mad as fuck
>>66079771
hate that meme
"less than 200 calories!"
fuck off i need to get swole
>>66079787
50% of their budget comes from their own money so it must be
england would still dominate scotland, wales and ireland even if all countries were independent.
the only way to make it fairer for the smaller countries is to balkanise england
Don't reply to him.
>>66079811
Made me think 2bh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37634338
l-lads
her liking my PP means she wants the dick.
if she wants me to beta orbiter her I'll tell her to fuck off. I'm winning this battle, she's desperate for me.
>>66079844
Wales and England will stick together no matter what 2bqh unless England becomes seven kingdoms again
>>66079864
she can announce whatever she likes, there won't be a second referendum
Timeous reminder that if Labour's Northern England devolution referendums, 2004 had been accepted we wouldn't have #brexit and #indyref tearing our country apart.
>>66079771
My macros today lad, cost ~£4
>Breakfast 2810 calories
Brit on holiday
Any white person I do see among the ocean of Mexicans and Asians always has some big Jewish style nose it's weird
>>66079886
Right now
> no matter what
is debatable.
Wales getting poorer and consolidation of wealth in the SE England would only accelerate after any devastation of splitting country apart.
>Northern chavs make important decision about the future of the country
>Pound crashes
Who could have seen this coming?
>>66079912
>tfw want to go full dirty bulk and eat pizza and shit all day but too paranoid about health
>>66079930
It's just because I don't sort them into categories, this is all of today's food
>hot dog stuff bbq meat feast
>gotta eat big to lift big
>abs are made in the gym and revealed in the kitchen
>>66079949
dont forget middle class fairies dreaming about farage cock
>lisicki is a failed normie
>did 5 months of manual labour job
>got some decent gains
>get new job sitting down doing fuck all every day
>all gains lost
real sad feels lads
back from work lads
>>66079988
>2800 calories
>Eating big
Lad...
>>66079912
>not eating clean
Looool, just give up now my dude.
>I'm a powerlifter, welcome to my world
is there anything more runt than having a flagpole in the garden?
>>66079912
shit tier diet
>>66079902
Further reminder that english people didn't understand the question thinking it would create a new level of bureaucracy when really it would be made up of existing layers
>says he lifts
>probably has a 2 pl8 deadlift
kekking at you little nematodes
>>66080075
having a flag pole in your bedroom
What's your excuse for not having 15 wives and 30 kids?
>>I'm a powerlifter, welcome to my world
>>66080078
>>66080060
Enjoy your boiled chicken and brown rice lads
>very rarely lift
>have abs
>eat whatever
>>66080100
not royalty
>>66080100
>implying i could get 15 wives if i cant even get 1 (one) gf
Brit on holiday
Got to give yanks credit on something though. They have a lot more options and choice when it comes to food. Not just the amount of different places to choose from, but when you go into these places the choices from their menus is vast too.
Went to a crepe place the other day. Had a fucking million options just for crepes. Then they had other things to choose from too. Not to mention free refills on drinks. Back in Britain you'd have like 4 strict things to choose from then if you want another drink you'd have to pay another £3
>>66080100
>another nigger who is incapable of foresight or long-term thinking
ah yes
must be the reason why Africa is a shithole
soon his 15 rodents will be jostling for dynastic power and causing undue grievances when it leads to blows and stabs in each others backs
ah yes, very insightful
>>66080128
enjoy your slow gains and high bodyfat
>>66080134
Bet you've got twig arms
you have a duty of care!!!
wahey
>goes on holiday to the US
Turbo-runt
>Eating clean on a bulk
>why yes i do think it is necessary to be able to lift heavy amounts of weight in the current year
>>66080176
>He thinks you get slow gains from good macros but """""eating dirty food"""""
Strong broscience
>>66080100
not a rasheed/john smith
>>66080169
you should see his father
>>66080179
Like 15 inch. Not bad but not great.
>>66080152
Britain is a depressing shithole
>>66080223
>ignores bodyfat
wew lad
>this Scotland hate every time Nicola Sturgeon farts
She's annoying, but to any Scots in the thread this evening, you're good lads
Eat clen and tren hard
>posting hat images on the 'chon? don't mind if i do!
There is an inverse relationship between menu size and food quality you pleb.
Just gave the silicone gf a cheeky shag
>You will live to see the union dissolve
Glory be to God.
>>66080249
You people aren't good lads.
>>66080208
>ever eating dirty
you wont make it
>>66080248
You don't get fat or lose gains from sticking to macro and calorie limits just because you eat "dirty" food, it's broscience
ah yes
Is it possible to play as the allies in ro2 and not head butt the wall in rage like an angry child because everyone else is so fucking incompetent and shit at the game?
>>66080249
nobody has less in common with scotland than scottish people. We exist in a narrow strip between the forth and clyde that's a postindustrial shithole. we know nothing of the nothing of the vast majority of this cunt tree
>Brexidumbs willingly voted to turn Britain into a 3rd world country and dissolve the great British union because muh freedom
L M F A O
currently been bulking for over 20 years. cant wait to lift a weight and my gains to go through the roof
>you will live to see hordes of starving Scots trying to pass a rebuilt Hadrian's wall
>>66080298
Mate, I've already fucking made it I used to be twiglet then went on a dirty bulk then cut
At 10% bf, literally dunno what shite your rambling on about
>>66079223
no
>>66080309
all acceptable except the martian
>>66080309
good film
superb film
good film
reddit film
reddit film
reddit film
shit film
good film
>Is it possible to play as the allies in ro2 and not head butt the wall in rage like an angry child because everyone else is so fucking incompetent and shit at the game
how's /gf2016/ going lads?
>>66080309
patrician
>>66080357
>1 cycle
>made it
>>66080378
Very nice
>>66080376
>Cosmos
>good film
>>66080298
t. someone who's spent the last 2 months on fit
>>66080316
I only found there to be a slight favour for the axis tbqh
I used to wreck as a lone wolf no matter what hehe
think my mum is a little too obsessed with hating Donald Trump
pretty sure she's read every anti-Trump article there is and believes every allegation or rumour about him that paints him as a sicko
don't think I'd ever be able to care that much about a yank tbqh
>>66080380
probably not going to happen for me la
>>66080316
No
Just snipe at the back until some good players join the server
>>66080399
I maintain my diet at maintenance in winter, I'm happy with my current mass
>>66080380
*eats 4000 calories of boiled chicken and brown rice*
Gonna be lean anytime now lads
>>66080380
In the bag, meeting for dinner in a bit. Will send your regards.
sudden urge to poo
https://twitter.com/cocainezayn/status/782481994945036288
thoughts?
>>66080380
got a gf in March
she doesn't excite me but hey at least there's comfy cuddles waiting for me at the end of the day
>>66080415
been lifting 5 years
>>66080421
Pretty funny how people that hate trump don't even know why and just repeat phrases they hear on TV and social media. Like, they even get the words in the same order every time. Racist then sexist then usually "bigot" or "vile human"
>>66080503
Post physique then
>clean diets can only consist of lean protein and plain grains
Aahh yes, most impressive my friend.
>>66080434
always next year la'
same for me 2bh
>>66080474
where you taking her?
>>66080501
la' if she doesn't excite you, break up with her. no point being with her at this age.
>>66080519
lel no
lads I miss diana
>>66080503
what are your lifts
>>66080559
t. Skinny fat weakling
>>66080413
Oh hey I'm related to him
>>66080515
she hates him because he's a sexist I think
she doesn't care about his policies, just the fact that he's said a lot of disrespectful and creepy things about women over the years
>>66080480
what will you do about it?
what an absolutely putrid thrid world shit hole the vast majority of London is. Forced to visit there again for work today. Breathing in that heavily polluted air, a rush hour that lasts 12 hours a day, overpriced crap food sold to you by people who cannot speak English, signs in fucking arabic on shit, full of absolute cunts who would not piss on you if you were on fire. if you live in london you are probably a complete cunt. you probably don't know it, but you are.
>>66080576
45kg bench
16.5kg dumbell
Trump is a racist sexist homophobic islamaphobic xenophobic misogynistic rapist bigot
>>66080600
literally having a poo right now
Might get one of those slow cooker things lads
>>66080596
Really? has he killed himself or something hes fallen off the grid completely. bet you could get mad (you)s on /v/ if you posted an update desu
>>66080550
>at this age
We're both 18 and going to different unis next year so it makes literally no sense to break up when we could have a good comfy year together
>>66080608
Literally this desu
London is probably great if you're a literal billionaire cunt though
>>ever eating dirty
>you wont make it
>been lifting 5 years
>45kg bench
>16.5kg dumbell
>>66080515
>don't even know why and just repeat phrases they hear on TV and social media
so the same as the ones that like him?
Belize has the Queen lads
>>66080614
Are you being serious?
How do I become a 4chan celebrity (or 4cheleb)?
>>66080681
I rep to failure bro, thats as serious as it gets
>>66080608
looool you miserable git, I live there and its great.
>>66080681
he has one arm you fucking newfag
>>66080696
stand for ukip in the local elections
>>66080655
You better listen to lickdicki son
He's the Jackie Lee of women
>>66080515
Bit like how people who hate Hillary do the same. Might be that Yanks are retarded and feel the need to support a politician blindlessly instead of admitting they could be wrong haha
Has anyone ever hired a prostitute before? I was thinking of getting on to trim my anal hair.
>>66080723
>born in ayrshire scotland
Jock'd
>>66080706
literally 60% chance you're a paki
>>66080723
hahaha is this for reals
>>66080768
I hired one to build an extension on my house, made a absolute dogs dinner of it she did
Which Hogwarts house are you lads?
My friend has literally no hobbies or interests. All he does is play FIFA, watch shitty comedy panel TV shows and scrounge weed. He's always causing arguments with everyone and acts hard over the phone, but when you see him irl he starts kissing your arse. Always trying to fight me and then backs down. Fucking sick of him desu.
The fucked up thing is, none of the lads want to be mates with him anymore because he's an annoying cunt, so if I cut him off hes got nobody apart from the 15 year olds he play FIFA with.
I regret becoming mates with the egomaniacal twat
>>66080655
you absolute child.
regardless though if u like her u like her, and don't fall for the meme all relationships break up during uni. only the one's not worth existing break up.
MARMITE'S BACK ON THE SHELVES LADS
PANIC OVER
i payed rent through online banking but I have it the wrong name. if it doesn't work it'l just come back to me, r-right?
>>66080795
huffleDUDE
alri
been considering Birmingham City University for their call-centre management course.
thoughts?
>>66080795
im not a house
>>66080152
Of course they do the fat cunts
>>66080576
630 total
Heading to Vegas end of October with the lads. Gazza, bazza, Jezza and Anto the absolute ledgebags haha
Have $200 to buy something
Any reccies? Ideally a piece of clothing or a good pair of shoes a nice blowout spend
>>66080795
Ravenclaw desu. reminder that Hufflepuff is the cuckold's choice
>>66080822
they should query it it but best to ring the bank and tell them so its sorted before it goes wrong.
>>66080809
Ah yes, the problems of the 15 year old.
>>66080867
4chan pass and donate the rest to the donkey sanctuary
wassup
>>66080576
About 3 inches inside my shoes>>66080592
>>66080809
literally me
Fitizen, I challenge thou to a fight
Does thou accept?
>>66080867
Buy a union jack and a portrait of the Queen
>>66080871
i wanna have a cheeky wank first though
>>66080918
>>66080918
fitizen doesnt post here you numpty
>>66080875
Exactly. I shouldn't have this problem, but he's an unbearable twat. It's literally like he's still 15.
got called a nigger lover in pc world today
>>66080867
Anal sex toys
>>66080809
ah yes. instantly know that all involved in this story live in barrat newbuilds
>>66080918
Gladly
sword or pistol?
any scots here? I don't want you to leave through another referendum. We built and shaped the world together, we can't just throw away 310 years over a load of bullshit
>>66080809
this screams "first year of sixth form"
fuck off underage little twat
Drumpf finally BTFO how will he recover
got called a globalist shill in bargain booze
>>66080811
thanks mate wouldn't know what to do about my stable relationship otherwise, really needed the advice of a tripfag who's never had a gf and lost his virginity when he was 20
>>66080960
fuck off lefty twat
Doing a get hit by a wave of sadness and loneliness
>>66080959
the one who gets challenged picks the weapons you uncivilised cretin
been wanking all day
cock looks like a drumstick lolly
scotland no leave please
we are friends
Dicks out for Harambe.
There's a gorilla lose in London Zoo!
LADS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton
CLICK IT
HOLY SHIT
>>66081020
Elitist
>>66081062
Wew lad
>>66080991
>stable relationship at 18
If you're English and unironically have respect for the monkeys that live north of Hadrian's wall fucking live with them
>>66080857
>total
in competition or gym
>>66080991
kek
>>66081062
Why are arseholes brown?
>>66081103
to protect our bits from the sun better
>>66080867
A pair of Doc Martins For Life. The ones you wear out and send em back and they repair em etc for life. Would be nice to have a pair of boots that last a lifetime in some way or another, can only imagine how comfy they would get.
>If you're English and unironically have respect for the monkeys that live north of Hadrian's wall fucking live with them
>>66080949
i'm assuming none of you are even 18
>>66081062
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton
what?
Imagine never even TRYING a bit of bumplay or mutual sucking with another lad.
Scotland has to vote yes this time