/brit/

JANNY

"MAN EXPOSES HIS WILLY"

I wish i was paid to write shit like this

>>66073734
I miss the star.....

bit early haha

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my gf edition

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having a think

>>66073734
>almost 20 posts early
And for what, to force your shitty edition?
Fucking spacker, this is why we're stuck with the janny

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Really likes boys desu.

>>66073807
5 posts early, is the anti Irish unfunny auscuck triggered?

>>66073805
me on the right

>>66073811
bit gay (but cant be 100% sure)

>>66073841
Bump limit is 310
Again, fucking spacker

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>>66073734

>>66073841
>anti Irish

That just makes him Australian you useless fuck. The Irish over here are fucking filth.

>>66073855
No its not on /int/

fuck me I could do with a maccas right now

>Greggs makes the best pastries in the world

I can just tell you've never been to Du Pain et des Idees in Paris, Dominique Ansel in New York, or Pastisserie Sadaharu Aoki in Tokyo.

>>66073860
Looks like someone put a piece of orange acrylic on that burger then blowtorched it.

>>66073881
You're all a mixture of irish

>>66073898
>>>/reddit/
Back you go

So any lads experience homophobia in 2016 Britain?

Me: not at all, this was from like 2014 when I tried to buy some warhammer things. Already told the guy it's a gift, then he kept asking who it is for. Told him the partner. He just said maybe I'll play one day. Oh nohnonohno. Really nice to be treated equally nice.

>>66073881
The Australian embassy in Dublin states that up to 30% of the population claim some degree of Irish ancestry.

Australia is one of the biggest MICKD countries

Worst posters

1. Train wanker
2. Lisicki
3. Aussie lad that overuses "howling"
4. That one deplorable Yank (not reviewbrah)

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the gf

>>66073951
what's wrong with trains?

>>66073918
>America
>France
>Nippon

Why would anyone WANT to go there.

>>66073952
qt

>>66073935
Bump limit is 300 before auto sage fuck off newfag

>>66073951
>Aussie lad that overuses "howling"

hope that's not me desu haha

@66073918
actually I've been to all of them

>>66073966
All three are arguably better than the average town with a Greggs

duck

JOE ROGAN PODCAST

>>66073951
>3. Aussie lad that overuses "howling"

Pretty sure this is me

>>66073906
shame they don't do a delivery service ;_;

aha might get my calc midterm back today bit stressed

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amassing quite the collection of odd looking hands and other appendages

me on the edge of the observable universe

>>66073978
It's 310 you insufferable mong

>>66074019
They started a McDelivery in my area desu, it's alri

Mummy look
See what I've done
My bum bum made this poo

Plrrrbbbbp!

Bummy bummy poo
It's just for you
What with it shall I do?

Pkllllfrrrbbbt!

I'll drop it down the loo
If it's all the same to you
That's where belongs the poo

Brrrrllllpppffffoorrrbbblp!

Mummy, mummy! My poo
Has snuck back out of the loo
I've soiled the floor anew

Ffrrrrrppppllllurp!

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>>66074025

Canadians aren't real.

>>66073999
You trying to tell me Paris or Tokyo is better than somewhere like Mold

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mold,_Flintshire?

>>66074038
You're wrong

>>66074027
haha where can't see you giz a call if you can

>>66073906
>>66074019
>maccas

Never heard a brit say maccas before. You all say mackies or mackie d's

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/

It's time. Get in here lads

>'Man City's Claudio Bravo is a playmaker not sweeper-keeper'
>By Rachel Brown-Finnis, Former England goalkeeper and BBC pundit

the absolute state of the BBC

I'm not reading a tactical analysis of goalkeeping in the premier league by someone who can't even kick the ball past the half way line

>>66074043
it's a bit bullshit desu, $30 minimum and only available 5 to 9 pm. the people who need maccas delivered are the cooked cunts at 2am

>>66074088
Cultural appropriation I think, might have to contact the authorities

>>66074047
exquisite scripture

>>66074120
did the man kick the ball?

Erin Ashford tbhlads

>>66073947
9:40 minutes in is the kicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GR3pclm1qk

yeah great documentary - if you haven't already I'd def recc his other debates, specifically with Reagan and Saul Alinsky

>>66074120
did the man kick the ball?

>>66074142
no in this case it was a woman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37634338
>SNP's Nicola Sturgeon announces new independence referendum bill

>ONCE IN A LIFETIME
Can't wait to vote no again.

>>66074088
I live in south London and my mates all say maccas

>>66074175
did the man disagree with the other man?

>>66074175
cheers m8 I'll defs give them a squiz tomorrow

>>66074220
did the man make the post?

>>66074124
mate where the fuck can you get 2am delivery in this third world jungle shithole?

got here a month or so ago all the fucking shops close at 10-11pm and the alcohol counters are all closed by 8pm. im staying in a fucking city and theres nowhere to get booze at 8:30pm because you cunts have never heard of an offy and alcohol laws for supermarkets are ridiculous.

never been to a country where prostitution is legal and socially accepted but alcohol is controlled like it was fucking crack

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>Four-time Olympic medallist Louis Smith says he receives death threats "every day" after a video was leaked in which he apparently mocks Islam.

>Speaking to BBC Radio 5 live, he said he has experienced "a lot of hatred from the Muslim community" after the video surfaced.

>"I am very ignorant to religion but I am an ethnic minority myself and have been on the receiving end of racist comments. I do not condone racism at all.

>"Some people from the Muslim community have been understanding. Some people have been angry, but once I have apologised, they have then said 'we are taught to forgive - we are peaceful'.

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>tfw you fix the thing you spent like 4 hours fumbling around with (not my willy)

>>66074220
with imMENSE fervour

>>66073805
look at that apes ballbag

its begging to get squashed like a tomato

>>66074255
cats and willies my two favourite things

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might have a beer lads

>>66074199

Good cuck, westminster will loosen your chastity belt by 1 mm

Who's a good little cucky then? You are!

>>66074250
im a girl

>>66074253
Fuck me dead, you are such a gay cunt

>>66074285
Calling your mum as we speak

>>66074285
>go to buy a beer in Australia
>£12 for 6 fucking bottles of wifebeater/other shitty lager

shant be doing that

>>66074285
oooo I'll think you're onto something there lad, he he!

Why is there so much car theft in Australia?

Business idea: plug ballbag directly into the matrix

>>66074285
I was going to say it's 5 o'clock somewhere but I think it is in Qatar so...

>>66074305
did you just assume my gender?

Having a girl over tonight to watch Lost in Translation

How do I go about having sex with her?

>>66074312
balling your mum as we speak

>>66074325
>britbong can't afford some beer
howling

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visiting London soon, any tips or tourist traps i should be aware of?

Can we swap Scotland for Australia?

>>66074346
put penis in vagina

>>66074346
pretend you only understand nihongo when she tells you to stop

>>66074346
What a shit film to watch with a girl

is she a chink or something?

why am I going grey at 21?

>>66074312
tell her I miss her and think about her everyday

>>66074253
Varies by state m8. Supermarkets usually close at midnight and liquor stops at 10pm in Vic, 24 hour liquor delivery is a thing. WA and Queensland are the most backward.

>>66073881
>The Irish over here are fucking filth.
so that's >>66073841 fault?

find music pointless now

everything reminds me of the ex gf haha

>>66074366
just dont come

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>>66074334
Cars have petrol in them and Abos like drinking petrol its what gives them their culture. Just made a video rant about this because it is getting OUT of hand

https://youtu.be/2LIrIZolEEY

why the fuck would she like me PP

she's literally trying to put horcruxes into me.

>>66074379
Have you a better idea like?

>>66074366
Yea London

>the scots want another referendum because they want to be ruled by belgium instead of the UK

auughh haha?

>>66074346
Let her peg you after some armpit licking.

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>England leaves EU
>Scotland leaves UK and joins EU
>Ireland is reunited

>all in the space of 5 years

>>66074357
It's triple the price of beer in the UK. I'll have it on the weekends but it literally isn't viable to just sit down with a beer after work considering I'm not a permanent resident here.

>>66074390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7koAYt3qFY

It's okay. I'm a gayer. We all go through this.

>>66074412
>the scots are one person

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>>66074423
>Somalian thinks this will actually happen

Halo theme's pretty great.

>>66074394
what about the suburbs in melbourne and sydney that dont have very many abos?

>>66074423
yea and scotland and wales will join Ireland too to form a celtic union

*sneaks up behind you and shoves my fingers into your armpits*

>>66074423
Can reunited Ireland then leave the EU? I don't want to go back.

>>66074404
Do a scary film lad. Scientifically proven to moisturise vaginas.

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>>66073782
but it's still going in the U.K.

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#Marmitegate has been trending on Twitter for 6 hours

>>66074431
I wish they were so we could get rid of them once and for all ha ha

>>66074424
A carton of Northerns is like $45. Are you literally to poor to afford that?

>>66074477
*sneaks up behind you and gives you a wet willy with my actual willy*

>>66074491
marmite is fucking nasty

>>66074366
Avoid: Camden Town, Picadilly Circus, Oxford Street, Regent Street and Leicester Square

See: the Royal Parks, Soho, the City of London, Hampstead Heath, Southbank, Westminster, the British Musem

Anything else you want to know?

>>66074491
Vegemite > Marmite 2bh

>>66074519
>marmite is fucking nasty
rasheed

>>66073951
>no Mexifatlad

>>66074542
No idea what vegemite is but marmite is fucking rank so you're probably right Bruce.

>>66074253
just buy enough booze to last a night? it's not that difficult a concept unless you're a legit mongoloid.

uber eats exists and there's 24 hour McDonald's everywhere

>>66074386
I know a few places that sell piss until midnight in brisbane desu

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Is the pound really falling due to brexit?

>>66074566
its already stopped falling

>>66074566
yes

>>66074584
Yea but it will start falling again

My dad just came back from Turkey and he said that the aussies doing pilgrimage to Gallipoli wouldn't shut the fuck up about "poms"

Is it true that all aussies are tsundere?

>>66074529
are the local women easy there
just asking for a friend

>>66074563
>marmite is fucking rank
paki

>>66074566
gib me BENNIES

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I do not think we gays are a threat.
I also do not think Romanians are a threat.

Why is this leaf so obsessed with australians lads

>>66074597
Yes, if you get them drunk

>>66074618
t. gay romanian queer

Twitter is actually a far more pleasant place since insta poached all the selfie loving narcissists

>>66074504
Not when I drink most nights. I don't get hammered but I like a beer at night and the difference between drinking something like Single Malt over beer here is too much to make it worth it.

>>66074564
>work late
>get off at 7:30pm
>get home
>change clothes
>immediately go down town
>8:10pm
>Aldi is closed
>Liquorland is closed
>No other off licence shops open
>except fucking premix king

off me now

>>66074650
what city are you in?

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>>66074596
For some reason (think it's due to a mel gibson film) some people think that Aussies did all the fighting while brits sipped tea and watch from afar

someone call up btp and tell them there's a bomb threat on trains from edinburgh to manchester

poley's going out with style

>>66074638
and you're against that because...?

>>66074596
Can't wait until we flog the poms in the next ashes series. Going to get blind at the Gabba and hurl so much abuse at Broad and Root.

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>UK Shops and businesses will have to start raising prices to deal with shitty currency

Better stock up on the ol tinned beans lads, I'll be here enjoying cheap European goods like fine French wine, Italian cheese and nice lean German beef

Went to Turkey with my Australian mates and did a tour of Gallipoli with them, it was great but this Yank following us about ruined the experience.

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>>66074299
prove it with an image.

>>66074677
Half of those UK troops were Irish at gallipoli

>>66074597
Very

>>66074684
Queers are disgusting, diseease-ridden drains on society.

And so and Romanians.

>>66074714
Who gives a shit? [nobody]

>>66074677
>tfw 50 newfie boys became sons of anatolia
>>66074688
B R I S B A N E

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>Queers are disgusting, diseease-ridden drains on society.

>>66074690
Can you stop with the pro-EU shit? It's embarrassing to read.

t. a fenian

>>66074736
Mummy May will implode over this.

>>66074676
Geelong, though not central. Hoping Melbourne will be better although I hear it's full of fags. I'm moving a lot so maybe it'll change but everything seems to close rather early here. When I lived near a city back home in England dominos was open til 5pm, alongside a slew of other takeaways. The supermarkets were all open all day everyday except sundays so you could always get some more booze if needed, even if you were on the way back from a night out.

Here everything just seems to stop at 10pm latest and everyone goes to bed (I dislike clubbing so i'm not really talking about that)

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>>66074566

Yes it is. At this rate, it will be worth less than the euro by christmas.
Scotlands independence referendum was another kick in the bollocks for the pound.

I'm beginning to think the bollock busting pots are not actually ironic...

>>66074677
no, the belief is that british incompetence in the gallipoli landings arose from a dislike and a lack of appreciation for australian and new zealand efforts by the british command. obviously there was large british casualties involved in the botched landings but anzac troops view it as arising from incompetence because of who gives a fuck rather than just sheer incompetence

botty just emitted some sulfur

>>66074775
Nobody likes the EU but at least we get bennies

Don't really care. Am a Romanian with a British GAY bf haha.

>>66074802
Then stop acting like you do. As I said, it's embarrassing to read. If you really feel the need to shitpost, there's better ways to do it.

Is Brexit just advanced Baneposting?

erm lads if god is real why does he wipe out haitian children with his hurricanes?

is he testing them? did they pass??

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>>66074825
met some girl that i assumed was romanian but turns out she was from moldova haha what a sad pair of countries

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>>66074351
blackballing your mum as we speak.

>>66074841
think he did it for a bit of a laugh haha

Enjoy your AIDS batty boy

I've had a gimmick going on for the last 6 month that is guaranteed replies (not revealing my method)

>>66074783
yeah, just put geelong late night liquor in and found plenty of stores open from 9pm to 11:30 pm but then you can't complain so I can see why you don't want to do that

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>>66074785
>a pound might actually be worth less than a euro

What a time to be alive

>>66074852
Sad pair of countries? Just look at England and Scotland.

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>>66074802
>being such a useless worthless waste of carbon that you would become entirely apathetic of your country's future in order to stay at home with no job, friends, family, career prospects, use to the world or goal in life and live off the back of other tax paying citizens you're screwing over with your vote.

People like you need to be shot.

blackening my balls over an open flame as we speak

imagine being one of those runts that drinks coke with their meals

Business idea: revert to the gold standard

>>66074783
There are plenty of supermarkets that close at midnight and liquor places that close at 10 or 11 in Geelong.

You just need a car if you're in a city of less than a million. If you don't have one that's your fault.

>>66074785
How can brexit cunts defend this?

>>66074904
drink diet coke like a fat chick

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Fooken Bongoloids

>>66074688
oh m8 crack a milton mango and reminiscence about johnno sending poms to the morgue back in 13-14

hoo bloody roo

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thoughts?

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>"The pound is recovering!" they said
>"Brexit is good for our economy!" they said
>"HAHAHAHAHAHA EU BTFO!" they said

>Now they will be eating rats and rabbits for their christmas dinner since they cant afford anything else

>>66074563
>No idea what vegemite is
Has this guy been living under a rock until today?

>>66074897
Humans shouldn't be under the stress were under right now anyway, our ancestors had it handy

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laying the groundwork for /christmasgf2016/

what's up with this angry irishlad, lads? ello ello ello, what's this a new gimmick then?

Once I ate a pizza but I was still hungry so I ate the crusts that I left behind. They were still warm so it's ok.

>>66074948
rabbit is actually delicious desu

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>>66074948
Save us Ireland

Getting my daily dose of Roger Scruton, lads

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Think I only buy Knorr stock pots, marmite and pgtips.

I should be fine

>>66074937
saw danny brown live once

the entire front 8 rows were moshing, insane

thanks for the heads up i didnt know he released new stuff

>>66074904
Acceptable with yank food but that's it

>>66074965
this is the most reddity post i've read all day

Tbh, I'm a Romanian who isn't making any money.

>>66073734
How can I overcome social awkwardness lads? Any tips?

>>66075008
drugs

>>66074783
Also, if you're working as a chugger, please kill yourself.

>>66074913
>if I don't have a car in a city when im on a work project here for less than a year and dont intend to make a life here thats my fault

third world infrastructure, second rate knock off american "culture" and people and a higher cost for beer than anywhere else in the legal world

to think i used to envy australia fucking hell

>>66075008
get drunk or high before engaging in conversations

>>66075002
Fake.

>>66074062
No he's not fuck off.

>>66075008
30mg amphetamine sulphate and 10mg diazepam, administered via the shitpipe

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>>66074984
>SLIM FAST

What is the most patrician fetish and why is it CFNM?

>>66074937
Easy 9, his best album yet

>>66075018
No, I don't want to be a degenerate. The only drug I take is alcohol

>>66074979

Stay in the EU and all your troubles will be over, the pound will be booming and domestic strife will die down.

>>66075024
No one asked you to come friendo

Do your research m8

used to work as a dishwasher

ate food left on plates after servers got too busy to scrape them

it didnt even seem taboo after the first few times

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>>66074948
>mfw all the britbongs savings will be worthless and people in northern Ireland will hungrily look across the border
>mfw the EU realise pushing diversity and immigration isn't popular with the voters and change their tune
>mfw the UK get a shitty deal

What goes around comes around eternal anglo

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LADS WE NEED TO ADDRESS THE BIG FUCKING ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM THAT IS THE COLLAPSING POUND

>>66075024
TINY

BRITISH

HOMES

he's right about cars being necessary in any city that isn't melbourne or sydney btw

>>66075041
Please.
I'm not a bad guy.

>>66075024
roaring

go home then you loner

could drop any of you worms

>>66075075
Blame UKIP and the idiots that voted to leave the Union.

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>>66075068
W-we saved your economy, y-you owe us

the pound is going to bounce back

don't worry lads

>>66075068
>mfw the EU realise pushing diversity and immigration isn't popular with the voters and change their tune

Aaaany second now.

Lets wait together.

>>66075075
start sucking dick for cash
pays well

>>66075075
I think you mean the rapidly shrinking elephant in the room.

>>66075068
>Brits will look hungrily across the border at Ireland

Absolutely HOWLING at the irony you have to be doing this shit on purpose even a mick couldn't be this stupid

>>66075105
I'd vote to leave literally every union including the 300 year old British one.

Fuck off

>>66075123
poleaboos cock and balls?

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LADS CADBURY ANNOUNCED BECAUSE OF BREXIT THEYRE RISING THE PRICE OF THE FREDDO

Genuinely reckon I could beat up every single Irishman in this thread, right now.

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>mfw most brexit voters did it for MUH BENNIES
>mfw they're actually losing more now

ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders ned flanders

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#IStandWithBritain

>>66075105
come off it lad we've massively cut immigration and have an extra £350 million going into the NHS every day now.

>>66075075

Its fine la, dont worry about it you can go back to eating "Made in Britain" turnips for breakfast, lunch and dinner instead of all this silly imported continental food like meat, fruit, etc.

That will really show those brussells bureaucrats what for!

>mfw England is doing a Russia

>>66075147
Would you vote to disband the united kingdoms of England and go back to the old kingdoms? Do you arbitrarily hate all unions?

Bored o this Irishlad. Filtering all of Ireland for the foreseeable future.

Hard to believe Irish posters on 4chan are so shit that they actively make me feel less Republican.

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>>66073734

I'm English and I hope Scotland leaves 2bh. Insufferable lefty twats.

a wob lubba lubba

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>>66075177
>Canadian dollar to US dollar
>having anything to do with the GB Pound

hmm

>>66075183
I despise all unions, particularly the European union and the British ornithology union

>>66075160
Will trade my pot of Marmite (about 3/4 full) for your freddo

took two days off work to prune and reorganise my porn folders and all i've done is sit and wank and play fifa ffs

>>66075181
The only non-British meat I can even recall seeing is NZ or Australian lamb

Do you not farm your own animals on Ireland?

>>66075165
i dont think anyone voted because they thought they would get more benefits

>>66075201
Why is it that leftist areas are also white paradises? (New England, Cascadia, Quebec, Scotland, Wales)

>frequently go to Canada for holidays
>pound collapsing means I'll get less monopoly money

oh well

>>66075237
yeah fuck birds mate

Going to London soon lads, are the escorts any good?
Looking to get some of dat puss

>>66075260
>frequently go to Canada for holidays

but why?

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I wish the EU wasn't so shit lads, why can't it just be western Europe and the Nordic countries

>>66075075
I would say I can't wait until a British girl costs the price of a sandwich, but they're not even worth that

>tfw no money due to brexit

I'm starving lads, need to be fed gallons of pure Irish Gaelic spunk

>>66075183
We're already there - 'The North' is basically Mad Max over here.

>>66075251
Half the northern English did, they were told these big figures they have to pay to the EU and thought that money would go into their pockets

>>66075278
to shitpost without having to use an unreliable proxy

if the bloody bankers stopped betting against the pound trying to top up their sodding bonuses we wouldnt be in this mess

>>66075278
it's comfy

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>>66075229
Im just expressing solidary, idiot

>>66075260
where do you typically visit friend?

>>66075259
because race based leftism is the true choice

>the pound is worth nothing
>cant import anything
>price of food goes up while selection goes down
>you cant actually grow a whole lot of things in the shitty UK climate

Bravo UK, good for you sticking to your guns like that, blindly blundering on despite knowing it was a bad idea.
I suppose you cant really block out the harsh reality now that the brexit haze has lifted.

>>66075283
muh lads holiday to croatia

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might have a game of red orchestra: rising storm

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>All this brexit fearmongering ITT

>>66075334
ill join you

>>66075305
nobody cares about your monopoly money though you donut eating snow monkey

fuck everyone in this thread

>>66075248

40% of your food is imported...from the EU alone

>>66075323
Literally giggling to myself here lad

>>66075300
they voted it for it because they hate immigrants lad
everything else were just extras

>>66075305
The Maritimes, Ontario, Vancouver and Quebec

>>66075283
>including ireland

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growing up is shit, why was I lied to as a child?

https://soundcloud.com/brysontiller/bryson-tiller-let-me-explain-prod-by-phonix

new bryson tiller for you lads to cry about your exes
oh wait you don't have any
ahahahahah

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>>66075323
>Britain imports over half of their food stuffs
>mfw Brits will be hunting rabbits and shooting crows for food all the while eating POTATOES as their main source of food

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

>>66075379
good taste

fuck the prairies

>>66075379
bad taste

fuck ontario and vancouver

>>66075323
You know the EU is a cartel for France to see expensive food to you right?

Somehow I have a feeling this'll even out. Maybe if we had a special relationship with one of the worlds breadbasket nations or something. Anybody keen?

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What did they mean by this?

>>66075400
>>66075378
>>66075374
>>66075370
potato famine

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>>66075358
>remainers won't stop trying to halt brexit until A50 is triggered

I almost want them to delay triggering it a bit longer so the leftists stay in the denial stage of DABDA grief just a little longer.

>>66075378
we just hate foreigners in general 2bqh

>>66075432
absolutely HOWLED at this

>>66075432
excellent post

[_] Remain in the European Union
[_] Leave the European Union
[X] Remain in the European Union but one night a year a get to kill immigrants without consequence

>>66075401
What even goes on in those bits between Ontario and BC?

>>66075417
Ontario's alright.

>>66075460
>>66075469
thanks x

>>66075460
>australia licking the arse of the brit
Poetry.

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>>66075400

I'm sure the conservative government will be happy to help the starving poor

>>66075471
oh god he's right

>>66075359
im on UK #3 "LEGENDS" Rising storm
play US and kill some gooks with me lad

>>66075484
you'll be licking my boot soon you little nematode

>>66075484
>>66075486
potato famine

>>66075358
full of teenage students who have never experienced life outside of their parents house before

Really, really, really hope Scots vote for independence this time and just FUCK OFF

I'm fucking sick of these whinging anti-British lefty cucks

Can't wait to see their independent "country" collapse when they're not allowed into the EU because of Spain's veto

And when they crawl back to England to cry and admit they were wrong, all they'll see is the new Union Jack, the Saltire of Saint Andrew ripped off, the Cross of Saint David replacing it

>>66075511
>boot
Don't flatter yourself lad, you'd be lucky to find a sock in that fucking wasteland.

>>66075509

I'll join you this evening

Business idea: Fascist coup

>>66075540
potato famine

I have a pen
I have pineapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsmC4oWE_Q4'

the pineal choon

>>66075540
Outstanding banter laughed heartily

Just realised that leaving the EU was a Welsh plot to get their flag onto the union flag

Perfidious...

my nickname is goldfinger

>>66075543
alri just post about it later

>>66075540
>live in a wasteland
>still manage to not starve

what's your excuse

>>66075561
clicky top or twist?

>>66075537

>when they're not allowed into the EU because of Spain's veto

Nobody is going to veto it now, since the lisbon treaty removed single country vetos and the EU will really want to stick it the UK now after giving them the two fingers. They just need 70% approval to join.

>brits STILL think the EU will help them hold on to Scotland after all this

business idea: fascist soup

what the poo is going on??????!!!?!?!!!???!!!? :DDDDDDSS

>>66075609
potato famine

busines idea: crash this currency with no survivors

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they're discussing the Alt-Right at work rn lads

they asked me what i thought and i just threw out a few obics and ists to deter the scent.


getting a bit too close for comfort now

>>66075609
potato famine

>>66075620
WORLD WAR THREE

>>66075509
Is that a realism server?

Can we all address the elephant in the room that is the falling pound?

>>66075662
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tHTLd-WWA

>>66075666
thought you meant your mum haha

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>>66074690
>>66074802
Common Fisheries' Policy,
Milk–lakes,
butter–mountains,
easy migration of anybody who fucking well wishes across the continent including Allahu Snackbars posing as refugees,
political correctness being a central policy,
common foreign and secure policy (FUCK OFF, Kosovo is Serbian, end anti–Russian sanctions and stop meddling on Ukraine)
>>66074802
>we get bennies
not much
https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/nov/22/eu-budget-spending-contributions-european-union
and it'll only go down for R.I. as it expands to include T*rkroachia, Shittaria and others.
And get this: it think it can have an army.
>>66075400
>>66075378
>>66075374
>>66075370

>>66075666
BUT WE GOT RID OF BROWN PEOPLE LAD IT WAS WORTH IT

>>66075666
*addresses you*

>Thank you for your previous interest in receiving information and promotions about Post-it® Brand.

I never EVER did this

fuck the irish

dirty little mongrels

Business idea: sign up random peoples emails to random things

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Just posted in the old thread by mistake

>>66075683
all me

>>66075609
You realise Spain isn't the only country that would veto Scotland right?

>>66075678
think youre lying