/brit/

Fuck the Irish

>>66069526
Fuck the Irish

Really hope indyref wins lads.

The Irish aren't so bad tbf.

Gas the taigs

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Finding computer science so hard at uni.

I'm 20, 21 in February should I work harder and risk failing anyway, drop out and get a shit job or just kill myself

*curtains open*
*welcoming applause*

And thus begins the runt choir:

*chitters at you from beneath the floorboards*
*watches with glee through a crack as you look around nervously and begin trembling*
hehehehe....

*scampers away, the sounds of my feet sending more chills down your back*

>>66069565
git gud

>>66061840
>off of

Fuck off yank twat

hope thailad gets cuckolded by the thai king's ghost

Diet idea: Skip two meals every time I eat a takeaway

Are Scotland and Wales spooks?

losing a lot of weight as a student, not because I can't afford food or can't cook, but because I'm lazy as fuck and can't be bothered to make more than maybe 1 proper meal per day

>>66069565
>>66069469
You should also stop attention whoring on 4chan.

>scotland votes against leaving the UK
>gets bullied into staying

>scotland votes against leave the EU
>gets bullied into leaving

>scots still think scotland is a country and not just a poor province of england
>scots still go "fuck off you english cunts" yet will always turn their arse and bend over to an englishman

>>66069615
you just don't want to be sociable in the kitchen

>>66069615
Fucking kek same here pham

reckon ive just taken a highly carcinogenic substance lads

cannot believe poleaboo is going to kill himself

>>66069615
Not eating properly will make you miserable desu.

>>66069654
source?

>>66069657
I'm eating a very good diet, just a lot less of it.

We'll see how it goes.

Brexit idea: Brexit

IRA
>kills British soldiers including elite SAS commandos
>almost kills several PMs and members of the Royal family

Loyalist gangs
>attacks on civilians
>no significant blows against the IRA despite having British government support
>run around with sticks slapping each other's bums

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americans, what is this?

>>66069708
we call them head choppers

>>66069703
>romanticising the I Ran Away
oh dear

>>66069703

They have also been known to fire their revolvers in the air threateningly

>A British tourist has been fined £3,000 after he defecated on the runway of an Italian airport after stepping off a Ryanair flight from Manchester.

that's an expensive poo

>>66069708
Circumcision device?

>>66069565
youre in your first year...sort your shit out

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>tfw missed the closed beta

a-at least the open beta starts tomorrow, r-right?

>>66069740
>defending the Underage Virgin Fags

>>66069708
Circumcision machine

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>>66069744
Never forget your friends lad

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>>66069703
t. Tyrone O'Sullivan

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>>66069787

>>66069550
Underrated

>>66069775
Both sides did nasty stuff, like in every conflict.

In a state of delirium at work
Struggling to stay conscious

>>66069815

How come the British army was never prosecuted for war crimes and murder?

>>66069830

what do you do?

why do Japanese/chinese/etc people even bother with chopsticks in this day and age?

Knife/fork/spoon is a thousand times better in EVERY situation and they should've just dropped those silly twigs centuries ago as soon as they saw European ships coming over the horizon with proper cutlery

>>66069846
Pest removal isn't murder, anon.

>>66069846
because they were victorious

Why do brits and paddies hate each other?

They all have the same appearance and culture.

I am Greek.

got a spot here for someone to tongue my balls until the cows come home, any takers?

>>66069866

Admin

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The so called 'bird'

>>66069878
irish jealousy

>>66069746
me

>>66069879
Greek wanker likes his fucking America, eh?

fucking tosser

>>66069878

The average brit never thinks about Ireland

The Irish can't think about anything but England

>>66069846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_pub_bombings
Let's not play this game, Patrick.

>>66069878

Might have something to do with several instances of genocide

>>66069917

Six Irishmen were arrested within hours of the blasts, and in 1975 sentenced to life imprisonment for the bombings. The men—who became known as the Birmingham Six—maintained their innocence and insisted police had coerced them into signing false confessions through severe physical and psychological abuse. After 16 years in prison and a lengthy campaign, their convictions were declared unsafe and unsatisfactory, and quashed by the Court of Appeal in 1991. The episode is seen as one of the worst miscarriages of justice in British legal history.

>>66069618
No one cares what fenians say.

why do the Irish come here if all they do is bang on about English war crimes

taige boys secretly like their fucking brit posts don't they

wankers

>>66069869

chops sticks are pretty handy when eating noodles.

Reminder that the suicide rate in Ireland is double that of England

This is one of the many cultural and epigenetic legacies of the great famine

does 7/11 call them slurpees because they've got pee in them?

>>66069947
Cared enough to reply so stop being autistic, might be hard for you since your British but give it a go.

I often forget Ireland exists

same with Australia

Only coming to this shithole reminds me that people actually come from those places

>>66069888

i'll give you a high five if you behave yourself.

>>66069969
but forks are undeniably better

>>66069997
nigga u ignint

>>66069890

why are you in a state of delirium?

>>66069878
The irish are weird and have extremist tendencies.

And tbf we've been absolute cunts to them for literally centuries.

Why do pizza places always put too much cheese on their pizzas?

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>these runts are literally frothing at the mouth since they cant formulate a cogent reply
>in other words, they lost

>No article on the Guardian's front page about Thailand's king dying
ffs

>>66070029
hmm I don't know what this means

I'd prefer it if you didn't speak to me again

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>Bob Dylan wins the Nobel Prize for Literature

>>66070065
*speaks to you again*

>>66070087
should have nominated 21 savage

>>66070063
>not relying exclusively on thailad for all your thailand-related news

Approaching Lincolnshire police this afternoon to propose a well-funded scenario whereby their interceptor division attach me to a 300 horse power Evo pursuit car stark naked and drag my nads down the A15 in order to grind them down to a fine mist. Ideally another unit will deploy a stinger at the Lincoln Road roundabout in order to remove any chance of a surgical bollock recovery.

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>Engelsen

arranged to meet a crossdresser off craiglist back in feb

didnt actually meet up

i was looking for the hotel he was in and i essentially was too late by the time i got there

not my proudest moment ahaha

>>66069987

yes. thats exactly why. its an indian delicacy.

>>66069878
Because Brits, throughout the years have been absolutely God-awful to the Irish

not even yanks are stupid enough to elect a corrupt criminal

>>66070087
Johnny's in the basement
mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
thinking 'bout the government
a man in a trenchcoat
badge out laid off
says he's got a bad cough
wants to get it paid off
look out kid, it's something you did
god knows when but you're doing it again
you better duck down the alleyway lookin' for a new friend
the man in the coonskin cap in the big pen
wants eleven dollar bills but you only got ten

>>66070035
>built their entire fucking country for them
They should be sending us flowers every year

ahhh shite cant push my shite but i have to go out soon
im going to feel like going to the toilet for the whole afternoon

>>66070120
Incredible post

Will consider doing my bit to fund this

>>66070126
Poof

>>66069988
>No
>One
>Cares

>>66070024

with some noodles its hard to wrap them around the fork and you need to put a spoon behind and twirl the fork. with chopsticks you just grab at the noodles and slurp them up.

Fucking hell, lads, I just want clear skin!

I've got so much going for me and a great facial structure but my skin is still like that of a 16 year old.

Its so fucking shit aswell because I'll have weeks and even months where it will clear up really well and I feel great then I can just wake up one morning and have broken out like crazy and it just makes me feel like utter shit.

got noooooo mates
got noooooooooooo geee efff

got noooooo life

whoaaaaaaaa i got nothingggggg

>>66070129
Famine Dodgers go home

>>66070038

its a world wide conspiracy.

why the FUCK do people take pictures of them looking at a painting then post it on instagram

>>66069626
>tfw no one ever hangs out in my kitchen for me to socialise with

I always assumed homeopathy was just using random herbs and twigs and shit to try and make people feel better, but I just looked it up and the reality is even more retarded than anything I could've imagined

>>66070193
what's your routine m8

>>66070199
No mates and no GF make anon something something

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>>66070225

really fucked up

got arrested for drink driving and being twice over the limit last night and was in a cell overnight

the guy at the desk said i'm probably going to be disqualified for 12 months as well as a fine

i can't fucking believe i've never done anything wrong, can't stop crying i really fucked up bad

>>66070277
good lad

>>66070277
utter spastic

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>>66070238

>>66070300
LITERALLY
UNELECTABLE

>>66070253
Pretty much everything they tell you to do for clear skin.

Work out, don't eat sweets or have fizzy drinks, drink tons of water, moisturise and cleanse with a good gentle moisturiser/cleanser, change pillow case every night.

Probably gonna cut dairy out of my diet now aswell as yesterday I went to the gym and had a protein shake with milk when I got back. Woke up this morning and had broken out and that's the only thing I can think of that caused it as I don't have milk very often.

I'm sick to the back teeth of it. I keep going to the doctors and they keep giving me shit antibiotics and creams that don't do anything.

0161 manny on the map

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Getting my daily dose of Queen lads

>>66070267
yes they take this pose too
disturbing

>>66070188
>cared enough to reply TWICE
ahh yes that famous British """intellect""" I've heard so much about.

>>66070277
Why would you drink drive you idiot


Am I the only person who actually can reason while drunk?

too hungover to go to my 2pm tutorial

fuck it

>>66070382
one of my dad's friends is a terrible driver when sober, but when he's had a pint or two he drives a lot better

it's all about achieving that ballmer peak

would you rather elect tony blair again or eat out boris johnson?

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Just watched some home video VHS tapes from the 90's lads

>>66070277
serves you right you fucking wanker.

>>66070380
N O
O

O N E
N
E

C A R E S
A
R
E
S

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>>66070401
>would you rather elect tony blair again

ofc

>>66070380
fuck you

>>66070401
Eat out Boris Johnson

>>66070424
fuck off blairite

>>66070399
I would never drink drive on my motorcycle

>>66070401
NEED blair back right now to sort this mess out

>>66070193

im 29 and have the same problem. i never used to have pimples but now keep braking out on my forehead. i didnt really care at first until every one started commenting on it and giving their shitty advice to get rid of it. i eat pretty well. no chocolate or junk food. cant explain it.

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blair was a neocon traitor who was in bed with the globalists

Calling the doctors
wish me luck lads

would you fuck a clone of yourself? I'd honestly fuck myself so hard

>>66070497
alri bill, calm yourself

Anyone else think this tumblr leftism and identity politics rubbish has calmed down in the past year or is it just me? Seems like there's been a bigger backlash towards it recently

hope you all have you foil hats on x

>it's a "my mum and sister have a massive argument over nothing" episode

they must be on their periods

>>66070418
>>66070428
>Caring enough to reply T H R E E times and calling your lap dog on me for good measure
>no one cares
Certainly seems to be quite the opposite lad.

What are some classic runt unis?

>>66070544
>your

>>66070497
go fuck yourself

>>66070524
Never really had that much traction in the real world

don't think I want a gf anymore lads
https://www.medicalvideos.us/video/6331/real-ovulation-process-captured-inside-female-body

People saying 'we won, you lost' need to realise that with May leading, we're all losers.

>>66070544
Literally no one cares

>>66070574
you're definitely a loser

>>66070548
Anything that isn't oxbridge/russell group/redbrick

jesus christ

my farts smell so bad

someone help me

>>66070604
People ranting stuff like "We won you lost. Get over it."need to grasp that everyone loses when xenophobia 'drives policy

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor is unironically, objectively a good song.

>>66070574
May is based

>>66070558
True, but even online people seem to have gotten incredibly sick of it

>>66070574
*thinks on this*

>>66070548
All uni's are for runts

Only runts don't join the military after school

>>66070588
You care enough to reply. Quite the hypocrite aren't you?

>>66070624
alri lance corporal rorke

>>66070633
me on the left

>remainers still whining

kek

>not liking May

for reasons of which

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Feeling a bit peckish.

>>66070633
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON THE RIGHT

>>66070633
cheerleader effect in action

>>66070633
yes no no yes yes no yes no

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37634338

Looks like the union is over then lads

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>>66070653
I really like May

Almost as good as Maggie, God bless her

>>66070633
1,7,4,3,6,2,5,8

>>66070626
Literally zero people care

>>66070653
She's the Tories Gordon Brown. Arrogant, stubborn and incompetent.

>>66070574
>hating based May
rasheed

>>66070633
unironically would marry 5

>Dutch navy: taking a dump and leaving the toilet unflushed
>Usage: Ah man someone left a dutch navy in that stall.
hmm..

No means Yes, and Yes means Anal!

>>66070633
1 and 4 are perfect wife material

>pull over at side of road to piss
>manlet cop on a power trip acting like you just took a shit in the middle of the street

Napoleon complex at its finest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLZkOYAAGvU

>>66070726
racist

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>>66070680
>mfw under May the Tories will become the workers and conservatives party, UKIP will become the right-leaning workers party and Labor will be some odd socialist grey haired hippie/student runt hybrid

>>66070695
You literally care enough to reply.

>>66070633

i was going to save this picture until i saw the black girl on the end.

>>66070703
What has she done so far m80?

Whispered some sweet nothings in your ear about how mean the liberal elite are? She didn't have to work hard for your vote did she lmao

Bet you are one of those traitors who have let UKIP in droves in the last month because May had one good speech.

getting my daily dose of order-order.com

>>66070713
Mate what. She's got nothing on 1, 3 or 7.

1 is probably the best. Flat arse tho.

>>66070702
she hasn't said nary enough to give anyone that opinion - her action is mostly behind the scenes and her public speeches are very endearing

>>66070715
>>66070633
what's this? some gok wan confidence thing?

>>66070745
who will be the big business corporate neocon party then? and who will be the neolib multicultural progressive business party?

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http://order-order.com/2016/10/13/labour-councillor-posts-anti-semitic-propaganda/

>>66070773
there's just something to her
I don't know why

>>66070768
>Bet you are one of those traitors who have left UKIP in droves in the last month because May had one good speech.
You got me

>>66070657

lel. i get it. what will he come up with next?

>>66070746
Literally, okay - not figuratively, literally no one cares.

>>66070792
1. Tories

2. Labor/Greens

i assume

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>>66070798
>The ''''''''''Labour''''''''' Party

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>>66070798
Shan't be clicking this

>>66070852

>gif

fuck off

reckon I'd stay with UKIP if Woolfe becomes leader

Raheem is an Alt Right spacker and while Nuttall is decent, he shows his power level too much and would be crucified by the media

Woolfe and Nathan Gill could take the North of England and Wales and put UKIP in opposition

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>>66070768
>UKIP
Kill yourself pleb

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HOT OFF THE MEME MACHINE

>>66070864
But why though?

Surely now that we're leaving the EU there's no point in UKIP
their job is done

>>66070848
but you just said the tories will become the worker and conservative party

>>66070862
This is the worst and least funny gimmick on /brit/, don't know why you bother mate

>>66070864
Raheem is based

>remain runts are STILL having a tantrum months later

lmao

>don't work Thursdays
>manager just called to say there's a HR meeting and I need to attend at 3:30pm

ahh yes, time to be sacked
tell me about NEET life lads

>>66070874
Rasheed

>>66070878
They're a right-leaning pressure group made up of the working class, disenfranchised by both Labour and the Tories. They have to be a strong force to make sure the Tories don't fuck us over with a poor Brexit and by being a credible party for the working class to support when the Tories inevitably betray them

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>>66070765
Ever heard of picture editing?

>>66070936
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Shan't be opening this.

>>66070885
he contradicted himself twice lel, he said the labour party would be jezza tier

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>>66070910
>Rashid bad
>Raheem good

>>66070878
UKIP's '''''job''''' is to cater for people who hate modern Labour but whose working class parents would disown them if they voted Tory

>>66070876
kysmm yourself my man

Gimmick idea: We all play duck, duck goose

I say duck, the next person says duck, and then finally someone says goose.

The game begins after you read this post.

>>66070773
4 is the best

>>66070961
THIS 2BH

>>66070874
t. Tory member since October 2016

>>66070920
any reason why you would be sacked?

duck

goose

>>66070920
it's terrific

Serious question... Does the UK have casinos? I saw many different sports betting establishments, but I never saw any casinos.

goose

>>66070920
Just tell them you're out of town today.

>>66070952
The final battle of Britanistan shall be fought between the holy forces of Raheem (pbuh), the prophet of Nigel Farallah, against the infidel demonic forces of Sadiq Khan, the Iblīs of London

>>66071026
Yes

>>66071026
Yeah every major city has a few. I think the only huge one anywhere near anything you'd find in Las Vegas is in London though. Might be wrong

really need to stop drinking lads

>>66071026
https://www.worldcasinodirectory.com/united-kingdom/casino-list

Lads should I pluck my eyebrows? They're looking a bit bushy

>>66070991
i think i know, there's this really fit girl i'm lusting over and i've been 'accidentally' bumping into her

just so i can try and feel her tits or bum on me
thought i was being more discreet

going to be an embarrassing conversation

>>66071026
yeah

one of my lecturers at uni would always go to the nearby (((grosvenor)))

was hilarious when I got a job there and saw him and I was like "alri"
and he was like "alri"

fairly certain he was counting cards

>>66071050
Well Birmingham has Resorts World which is pretty close

>>66071050
There's also a big one in Birmingham

Lmao at how plebs think modern politics is UKIP vs Muslims

Both are irrelevant, overblown memes

>>66071070
no you'll look like a bender

>>66071042
>>66071050
>>66071059
Thanks I got drunk and went to one in the next state over (you cannot gamble in my state), and I won some money. Pretty fun.

>>66070109
Fuck a wedding ring I bought a necklace

>>66071109
>you cannot gamble in my state

howling

>>66071026
There's loads of casinos in London, how did you not notice them?

>>66071082
>fairly certain he was counting cards

did you bust his nut

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/03/london-is-about-to-elect-a-muslim-mayor-who-has-defended-islamists-911-terrorists-and-who-is-endorsed-by-anti-semites/

author of this article: Raheem Kassam
is he an honourary Briton, lads?

ah yes,I love playing good old duck goose goose

>>66071109
>you cannot gamble in my state
>the land of the '''free''''

duck

>>66071109
>(you cannot gamble in my state)
Amerifreedoms everyone

hurricane is here lads

#prayformyinternet

>>66071128
no he's a self hating paki

>>66071128
He called Dan Hodges a bum boy once apparently

>>66071109
I go to a poker night at my local casino every few weeks. Only £20 to play (plus optional rebuys) and if you make it to the final 7 or 8 players you get a minimum of £500. Only cashed once though but I enjoy playing the game

duck

>>66071127
na, he's a nice bloke and since he was marking a bunch of my exams/coursework I figured I'd be nice to him

>>66071155
rip bermuda anon

DUCK!!

haha made you flinch

>>66071121
>>66071149
>>66071146

I like to thank Protestantism, especially the Southern Baptists. I also cannot buy liquor on Sundays, but the gun laws down here are A+, so I got that going for me.

Is Thailad around?

hate the ripped jeans meme

duck

>>66071186
Fuck, just move to another state, who gives a shit about guns.

ron

>>66071216
He'll probably be at his forced mourning session for the King

Always used to laugh at the mongs with oneitis

Now I'm doing it myself

hate the 'hate' gimmick

#stophate

>>66070936

fine work here.

>>66071233
Looks sexy on girls with big thighs

ahhh yes don't save my game from last night i really want to play through that mission again

> gambling
extremely runty

goo-duck

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I-I-I s*whistle*seem to-seem to have a s-s*whistle*tutt- a stutter

>>66071277
t. turborunt who is too poor and scared to gamble

GOOSE

*fucking legs it*

>>66071246
Where would I move to? I mostly hate the Northern states as they are pretty fucking bleak and the people suck. Montana would be nice, but jobs are relatively scarce. Alaska would be prime for me desu. I fucking love my homestate of Tennessee.

I loved the UK when I went though. I would not mind living in Cornwall

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There will be no lunchtime gimmick today lads as my mum has fucked up MASSIVELY

>>66071057

whats currently stopping you?

>>66071299
wahey wahey lads stick a pound on the ol' acca wahey wahey

that 365 ad with Winstone's head is ledgendary wahey wahey stick a cheeky bet on at half time wahey

wahey whaye waHEY

>>66071299
*stamps on your throat and makes your runty little eyes pop out of your skull*
heheheh, fuckin runts when will they learn

>>66069565
What are you finding hard?

>>66071322
I don't know mate, all I know is that I would never live somewhere where they want to stop me from going for a drink on a sunday, fuck that.

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Fucking /pol/ lads

>>66071347
>betting on football
Nah

*runs away from gooselad*

>gambling

peak degeneracy

>>66071093
>>66071100
The one in resorts world isn't even that big been there a few times

>>66071363
I can go to bars and shit, but package stores have to closed on Sundays. I can also get beer on Sundays.

>>66071397
*takes off invisibility cloak*
*decks you*

hmph

>>66071368
who the fuck is john podesta?

>>66071392
a few bob on the nags?
a penny on the ponies?

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Going to a Scottish wedding in a few months

Should I meme up and get a kilt? I have tenuous Scottish ancestry on my mother's side (Ulster Scot)

>>66071347
>all gambling is sticking a tenner on man united

Poker for example is a game of pure mathematical calculation, misdirection and table image

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Poleaboo is eating in McDonald's while waiting for his train

The bettet part of this trip has been like a holiday

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BET INPLY
NAAAAAAW

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>Poker for example is a game of pure mathematical calculation, misdirection and table image

>>66071417
*stingrays you*

>>66071419
Chairman of Hillary Clinton's campaign

imagine the type of utter runt that cuts itself for attention

>>66071272

what game?

>>66071421
Do it faggot

>>66071475
Wallace and Gromit: Project Zoo

I only managed three hours sleep last night and am working a 9 hour shift. Kill me please.

do not engage it

>>66071471
I cut because it makes me feel better

>>66071501
man up you runt

>>66071520
REEE I am going to burn myself at this rate

>yank politics

do

not

care

>>66071420
No, I only bet big and I play poker.

cheeky bit of /brit/ whilst I'm at work hehe

Didn't know Thailand has been under military rule since 2014

>tfw mcdonalds wifi blocks 4chan

>>66071421
A proper kilt costs about £300

>SNP's Nicola Sturgeon announces new independence referendum bill

Will based May quash it?

NEED some beef brisket but cannot be bothered to get up

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>>66071537
>not caring about who's the leader of the most powerful country on earth which has control over your country

>>66071421

if you want to play dress up go for it. just remember kilts arent really scottish and were sold to the scotts by the english.

>>66071570
At this point I just wants the scots to fuck off

>>66071547
haha!

>>66071559
That's why Thailad is there. They brought him to organise and oversee the coup.

>>66069565
if you find 1st year too hard and arent willing to try hard then drop out
It only gets harder
t. 3rd year comp sci

>>66071435
Die

>>66071435

didnt get busted after that scottish guy reported you to the police for using the internet?

>>66071577
>which has control over your country

THE NEW THREAD WILL BE POSTED DIRECTLY BELOW ME

Brexit and cutting loose the resource sapping scots? Christmas came early!

>>66071577
yeah mate that argument is automatically redundant when the best two people you have for the job are trump and clinton

>>66071644
No, police didn't care since it was England and we focus on real crime here

>>66071501

i just started a new job with a lot of 4am shifts. i usually go to bed at 1am. going to be a fucking nightmare for a week or two until i readjust my sleeping patterns.

>>66071715
just smoke some meth for brekkie

>>66071686
trump would unironically be great for the UK

>>66071747
>>66071747
>>66071747

Still need to kill another hour before my train home

>>66071690

real crime like rotherham?

>>66071738

sounds like a plan.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3835793/British-tourist-68-fined-3-000-defecating-runway-stepping-Ryanair-flight-Manchester-Italy.html