/brit/

anime

chee keef

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>>66058160
Now go home and file ya fuckin' flight plan

getting a bit fat lads haha i keep eating though

>>66058154
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>>66058116
>>66058110
>>66058113
I anticipated all of these replies. Playing the (you) market is ez

well this isn't going to last

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on the night bus

>>66058204
*slices open your tummy and pulls out the fat*
there you go mate x

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>I don't have time for fiction

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>>66058160

there are some cans of guinness downstairs that some lad got me on my birthday even though i hate the stuff
i cannot guarantee they will still be there in the morning, need to get drunk

business idea: sniff glue instead of eating to save money

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

business idea: hire people who have been on the dole for more than a year

NEED my bollocks obliterated

>>66058286
kek, a classic

>>66058298
wish i could help you out

>>66058262
>hating guinness
child

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>shinebox edition

I might have to start browsing these then

business idea: daring synthesis of the bollock bashing and third eye gimmicks

Hospital sent me a bill for my bollocks

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Timothy James Byrne not here.
No more flat spracklen house dukes place marlow
No longer my rented flat

>>66058262
>guinness getting you drunk
you'll probably have to drink the entire case to feel warm

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Fantasising about maisie hooking me right in the vas deferens with the pointed toe of those heels, instantly rendering me sterile then skewering both my bollocks on the stiletto heel

Then her putting a pair of boots on and jumping off a step ladder onto what's left of my ballbag and squishing all my tubes

>>66058262
Try it with a bit of blackcurrant la, alters the taste a little bit.

*third bollock materialises*

ballbag has gone septic

>>66058262
Layer it with Bass la

>>66058383
and here... we... go

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who /only watches nonfiction / here

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praying to God with both fingers crossed that one day Maisie will obliterate my spuds with an atomic nut banger

Wish maisie would annihilate my bollocks in one swift boot. A quick kick to the vas deferens rendering me sterile for the remainder of my term on this earth. If only God was good.

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Booked a one-way ticket for Pamplona next summer.
Going to participate in the Running of the Bulls wearing only this little number: http://i.imgur.com/PTRoTYB.jpg
Hopefully the ol' goolies will get gored six ways from Sunday.

Already trembling at the thought of my martyred marbles being crushed and smeared down a cobbled street.

>>66058389
make sure to high pass the layer if you are going to add a sub

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I'm scared of death lads

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need a gf with perfect big firm teardrop breasts

was at a house party yesterday and there was this asian guy there drinking his beer straight from the can

crazy how different cultures can be

Might start dealing drugs so I will get kneecapped. Just as they are about to pull the trigger I will cunningly position my bollocks in the crosshairs

>>66058484
ancient gimmick

Just want to say ballbusting is the best gimmick of all time, the creativity is incredible.

Got a strong feeling most of the pasta is written by one lad though, which is even more impressive.

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Dad found my notebook full of schematics for bollock-busting contraptions
He's taken it from me and I don't know where he put it
I tried asking him about it politely but he just told me to go back to my room. His face seemed really red and puffy; I think he's been drinking too
Pretty pissed because I was planning on sticking my bollocks in my double dumbbell pendulum contraption tonight, but I'm not sure if I can build it from memory.
At least I still have that hammer I hid under the bed

>>66058484
Pint wanker loves his fucking pint

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>>66058473
>not being part of the Elect™

>>66058492
mostly ulster yeah

>>66058229
who took this pic of me x

>>66058492

Some of the short stories were works of art, like the asteroid one and the berlin wall one

what the fuck is precum
why've I never had it?

is it just a meme?

>>66058492
>>66058524
Reckon around half of them are mine 2bh

>>66058555
Chek'd for being low T

>>66058536
I wrote the asteroid one haha

anyone got that pic of richard hammond with the caption [when the banter stops]?

back from amsterdam

the prozzies there are unironicallly fit as fuck but i didn't get one because the lads said that shagging prozzies is for saddos and i can't risk my well maintained reputation as a normie haha :/

>>66058582
FONT

>>66058582
your group of "lads" is shit

>>66058577

Can you post it?

>>66058555
the bit of spooge that comes out before you actually cum
its mostly lube and not much semen.

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I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.

>>66058603
very true

>>66058596
fuck off cornwall you runt i know its you

>>66058582
nothing wrong with fucking foreign prostitutes, its only sad when you're in your own country.

reported a fake car crash and requested a tow-truck. i hid patiently waiting for the tow truck to emerge. the driver arrived, stepped out of the car and went searching. meanwhile i attached my eager bollocks to the hook, waiting for him to drag me on a blissful journey of trauma endorphine

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>fuck off cornwall you runt i know its you

>>66058607
>the end of the world is announced
>asteroid to collide with earth
>panic ensues as punishment in this life becomes irrelevant and unenforced
>looters loot for things they will have no use for, desperately trying to emulate the actions of a society in crisis without the foresight as to the inevitable end
>decide against chaos and realise it's my chance for final peace
>contact astrological agencies and beg for the data they have used
>finally get it before they go offline
>pour all day every day into mapping the asteroids path
>subtract 2
>carry the 1
>square root
>ding
>calculate exactly where the asteroid is to collide with earth like a fist from god
>make my way there via a fishing boat whose captain opts for ignorance
>approach the soon to be crater
>asteroid is not far off
>take off my pants and lay down with my bollocks out, spread fastly over the contact zone with accuracy down the minutia
>the sky darkens as the asteroid approaches
>the asteroid pierces the atmosphere like a ball through a window
>I am ready
>the asteroid screams toward my bollocks, primed and ready for the impact
>it collides with my bollocks square on
>the instantaneous moment of my death is shared with an ecstasy quantifiable only next to the force applied to my balls
>ascend to a higher realm, having known the most pure form of ecstasy obtainable within the human life
>wake up

FFS lads

>>66058675

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>>66058675

thanks

>>66058473
watch this mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZXlIsXUpa4

>>66058675
beautiful, one of the best

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dad caught me trying to microwave my ballbag just now. I explained what I was doing and he walked away looking crestfallen. I walked past his room and I could hear him sobbing inside. I'm going to wait until he goes to bed and then I'm sneaking outside to the shed and busting out those shears

>>66058670
greentext this greentext with a picture off a famous cornish person but then i realised there are none pffffffttttahahahahahahaha imagine being from cornwall imagine being born a runt

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>still making no progress at the gym
starting to think i might have low test lads
REEEEEEE

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>girl sits with her foot resting against her vagina crack

ooo boy nothing better than that kiddos

>>66058675
excellent

thinking about purchasing a 4chan ad

>>66058809
What's your routine? How long have you been taking it seriously?

Love bollocks posting desu

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gf just sent this my way

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>>66058848
can you use this image?

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>dad is lawyer
>acting for the ukrainian government in a case against russia

Is he going to get killed lads?
One of the witnesses has already been cyberattacked

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playing dark souls lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nHLHDtyVA
watching some things to settle the old psyche

>>66058864
i hop routines quite often. Currently on week 2 of Texas Method cos i don't feel like i can keep up with SS. I think i've been taking it seriously for a little over a year but honestly im not sure. I've definitely been serious about form for slightly over a year but i'm not sure how long i've been serious about programming.

Voice of a generation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTy3mJZXf_0

>>66058929
what are your stats

do i go to bed or not lads?

>>66058952
what's this shit
fuck off it's too long

>>66058953
combat 126
wc 99
smithing 80
fishing 91

>>66058809
I only go 3 days a week on average and I've seen solid progress

my bodyfat% is down, and my muscles are more prominent
my shoulders and chest look huge now

>>66058896
really like this channel desu. Feel like it's quite skillful to make videos which everyone can project their own worldview onto

>Popular products including Marmite and Pot Noodles have been disappearing from Tesco shelves amid a dispute between the supermarket and supplier Unilever.

FUCK

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current life plans:

work in my shit dead end job for a few years, save up everything i can, then run off to pattaya and spend a whole year doing coke and fucking ladyboys before i die in a blaze of glory speedball drug overdose

>>66058953
for 1rms:
Squat 125kg
Bench 85kg
Deadlift 140kg

bodyweight is.... 100kg

>>66058952
>american opinions

Shan't be listening to people who stubbornly refuse to believe in a class system

>>66058952
holy fucking cancer

Shit edition

injecting speedballs into my balls

just wanked for the first time in 3 weeks

Seem to have contracted yellow fever....hmm interesting development

regret that chinese from earlier

eaten so much i feel sick

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>>66059000
We need more cute maid uniforms

think im going to bed
dont have to be up early tomoz unless cleaners turn up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tHTLd-WWA

>>66058997
my advice would be to be on a linear programme desu. they were my stats when I switched to TM and I weigh 77 kg. it's almost certainly going to be diet related

prolonging the age of fire with my bollocks as the epicentre

listening to this atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sriRWJ2d_M

I wonder what they're talking about in /vip/

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It is time, goyim

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>>66059037
cure incoming

>>66059051
probably is diet related. Diet is a bit fucked up recently cos im at uni so i have almost no money to buy food. Would there be any harm in switching to TM early though?

>>66059212
>tfw about to sleep because for some reason my connection is failing to load anything but /brit/

*shotguns a Coors light, the world's most refreshing beer™*

>>66059255
listen to your soul

good night everyone. except muslims

>>66059212
ffs the post fucking machines gimmick was just starting to die
the lads here will never stop bugging me because of you

>>66059286
HEY THERE, RACIST

>>66059212
>>66059300
there are TWO israeli posters??

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>>66059300
I haven't posted any machines yet ahi

muslims are suffering the same level of discrimination as the catholics did in the early 20th century

time and alliances change, the face of bigotry doesn't

>>66059337

That reminds me, having roast beef for dinner tomorrow

>went for a school trip to visit and study The Large Hadron Collider
>we were lead by a tour guide through the various section of the particle collider
>the guide began to explain the vast power output of the collider
>6.5 teraelectronvolts
>all sounds started to fade, cold sweat ran down my brow
>bollocks tingling
>i had never entertained the idea of such immense power being applied to my genitalia
>i was soaking wet by the time he reached the control room
>the guide lead us to a sealed room with a large window overseeing the scheduled test
>i felt like a dog on a lead as the godly contraption powered up, surging with power
>the battle was lost from the start
>i flung open the door and initiated a wild sprint towards machine
>i pried open the containment housing as terrified researchers pulled at me and begged me to stop
>a spectacular glow emerged and men fell blind to the floor
>i jabbed by bollocks into the machine, colliding with a force of supernatural proportions.
>my scrotum dematerialised instantly as i felt an overwhelming explosion of mirthful pleasure

went to a meeting to coach for a local youth soccer league here. pretty much every coach there is a parent whos going to coach their own child's team

as i was signing in one of the staff members asked me if i had a kid in the league. i wanted to be like "Dude i've never even so much as touched a woman, let alone jizzed inside of one to bring life onto the planet."

why are jews so prominent in the porn industry?

>>66059351
try not beheading people and blowing up buildings

>>66059351
>when you get woke and realize its the Protestant's fault for everything bad.

>>66059365
*gushes*

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>buy food for a week
>eat it in a day

>>66059410
it placates the general population and makes them apathetic
people praise the machine poster here but he is really true evil physically manifested

>>66059365
kek

>>66059410
$$$$$$$

Mum is feeling rather aggrieved regarding the lack of conversation during 30-minute family dinners

And yourself?

>>66059471
How do you do that..?

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>>66059364
>hating on based hope solo baginal aesthetics

*cums on you*

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Post favourite Jews.

>>66059490
you should all do a moderate dose of mdma before dinner so that you can talk more freely

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>>66059517
ah ha hahaha

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>>66059517
Here's mine

>>66059497
Can you post a black girl machine webm?

Thanks in advance

>>66059517
would unironically work for george soros.

>tfw soros doesnt give me a billion dollars to start my own hedge fund where i undermine and exploit my own nation

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>>66059517
here's mine

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>>66059548

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>>66059517

tap a button, get a ride

>>66059517
You already posted him

might do a beddy byes

goodnight lads

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Bit mental ha ha second boer war is about to start

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>geocities
>beepworld
>big.tits.scene.01.avi.exe
>under construction
>4chan w/o captcha

>>66059497
pls i need more my jewish overlord

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hearing rumors the russians are telling their citizens abroad to come home and they've been running war drills more frequently because of the conflict in syria

another rumor says obama is willing to start a war with russia to keep trump from being elected

pretty worried twobh

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So lads, I got lunch with a chic that has a ring on her finger, and I got a chance at dating this 30year old milf, kids like five, but this chic has equestrian skills, if you know what I mean.

>>66059811
probably wont be a war with russia la. Both sides do a lot of posturing constantly. No need to panic

>>66059837
>but this chic has equestrian skills
she rides horses?

horsegirls are usually insane, always a bad idea

where is my mind

>>66059811
cool :D

you should be a fictional writer

when I find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me e e e

>>66059251
no harm but it's just wasting time. TM has you improve your squat every week by 2.5 kg, and your upper body lifts at a similar pace albeit training them fortnightly instead of weekly.

on a linear programme, you squat heavy every session and get at least one bench or at least one OHP session in per training with the other at two for the week. it's just about pace really, TM is A LOT harder than linear but you don't realise it until you get to heavy weight - not being condescending here, just pointing out the misconceived ease of TM if you start it too early.

>>66059900
*looks between cushions*
ere it is lad

>>66059901
At least he isn't Swedish

>>66058160
At the pub second day in a row, wasted $200 yesterday and can remember virtually nothing wahey rate my life

new south park in 1 hour lads

>>66059811
the election is in less than a fucking month
trump is tanking in the polls already so I doubt that

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>>66059754
why are the australian "states" outlined but the canadian provinces arent

>>66059212
>>66059337
>>66059497
yewww

i remember reading on /tv/ that this girl is so stupid some guys refuse to work with her because they think that she's retarded and can't consent or something hahahaha

>>66059963
nah, youre thinking of some slag with huge tits that drools

>>66059811
dont take what you hear on pol seriously

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>>66060000

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>>66059805

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you're locked in a room with pic related

what do you say or do to him?

>>66060000
nah it was lily labeau. someone posted an interview with her and it genuinely sounded like they were interviewing a 12 year old in terms of content

>>66059947
>trump is tanking in the polls
lol

itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes
GUILLOTINE
YUH

>>66060035
I'M SO
BLACK QUARTERBACK

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>>66060022
thankyou,,,,

>>66060022
Black girl next please

>>66060024
i discuss the state the world is in and where it's heading

and also the jewish question

>>66060035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjj4hk0pV4

real nigga shit

best dinner: steak & potatoes

Note to self: tuna does not go with guacamole

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>>66060067
Why?

>>66060052
cadabra
abro-gate-need

how easy is it to get an adderral prescription?

need a swedish gf

>>>/pol/92675003

MUH LEGUN XD

>>66060105
ẁhyis the chair so wet?

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>>66060111

we should tell the people who produce the fucking machine videos about the israeli guy. maybe they'll be impressed with his posts and invite him to star in an episode of their show

he can be one of the machines

>>66060124
looks like pish

smells like pish

tastes like pish

probably pish

>>66060121
Why are you so butthurt about /lol/ anyway? Can't stand controversial talk or something?

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>>66060124
Black bagina tends to leak

>>66060154
>laugh at somebody going full legion le anonymous army
>butthurt

imagine being so terminally unwoke that you don't practice ashtanga yoga

it's funny how normals immediately dismiss anything they read on pol but believe everything they see on cNN

we should all have a lawyer

>>66060177
It is good advice, if you compare this website to what it was before all the publicity from the Scientology raids turned up it was literally much better

>>66060174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwn912HWem8


fucking machine?

>>66060174
fuggggg

what does woman cum taste like? might have to eat the gf out soon

>>66060229
its already too late, the guy is taking himself way too seriously

trump version of the JIDF

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>it's funny how normals immediately dismiss anything they read on pol but believe everything they see on cNN

>>66060191
you think your yoga is powerful?
pssh!
i could literally reach down and bite myself in the willy if i wanted to

Alright I'm bored

Time to watch trainspotting videos

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>>66059517

>>66060289
3 things every man should do:
1) yoga
2) powerlifting
3) MMA/wrestling/BJJ
4) getting their bollocks absolutely OBLITERATED

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>>66060105
>>66060174

>>66060284
what was your goal with this post

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Back to le special needs chick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNGieETTaK0

Amusing watch in my personal opinion although I respect if your disagree with me.

@66060377
getting a ( You)

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>>66060268
>trump version of the JIDF

how does it feel that a retarded girl has a better body than yourselves? makes you feel pretty fucking retarded, doesnt it?

>>66060464
speak for yourself

>>66058229
british slag?

>>66060464
i have transcended beyond this physical shell. i will soon be one with the machine

>>66060121
the OP is right though

https://news.vice.com/story/alt-right-trolls-are-getting-23andme-genetic-tests-to-prove-their-whiteness

howling and screaming

business idea: this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0z9hQpUqds

instead with my bollocks

>>66060578
wew

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gf sank the truck today haha

>There is a 4chan meme that Finnish people aren’t white, which causes some Finns distress.

howling and screaming
this entire Vice article is a goldmine

Watching the Hydraulic Press Channel makes me depressed that I don't have a cute finnish gf to crush stuff with

by this time next year ill be knee deep in more clunge than i ever thought possible

>>66060663
t. you last year

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Pirate scumbags

>Israel comes up in the lecture today
>instantly think of fucking machines

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>tfw no based robot bro wingman

are nipple piercings a red flag for women?

giving the right to vote to cunts was a mistake

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>>66060680
>>66060690

Love you lads

>>66060712
yes
i know a girl who accidentally tore out a nipple ring in the shower. it got hooked on something

>>66060663
Last 3 years have been a blur, I doubt the next will be different

>>66060625
Link?

>>66060578
that link doesn't work for me, but i googled it and found an archive of it
http://web.archive.org/web/20161010182012/https://news.vice.com/story/alt-right-trolls-are-getting-23andme-genetic-tests-to-prove-their-whiteness

did they delete it or are you rusing me?

>>66060680
raelly makes u thnik

>>66060782
working on my end, maybe it isnt available in the US

wanking to bjork

bjork is horrible

>>66060712
yes

bjorking to wank

hankerin for a wankerin

Is Lily LaBeau actually retarded or is she just "vulnerable"?

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http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=3211

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>>66060838
DELETE THIS

>>66060869
i cant find the source about it, this was at least 3 years ago i saw it on /tv/ hahaha

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Björk?

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>>66060625

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>>66060910

shia labeouf is mental

Sometimes even the most veteran 4chan users can have a tough time distinguishing between troll or not troll

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>>66060925
what did he mean by this?

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I FALL THROUGH DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU
I'M MOVING SO FAST NOW I'LL JUST SEE A BLUR

bårk bårk

not feeling this mexican lad t b h

guy is always rude

>>66060953
bjork is my cute wife. we're happily married and i love her so much!

can-t believe that an uruguayan tried to kill bjork

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>>66060979

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Lads

https://www.ivona.com/

hahhahahahahhaha even the pirates know about that meme

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>>66060975
she's pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY

>>66061031
Google developed something like this using AI. Sounds incredibly human, it even has breathing sounds and tongue sounds and shit

not for consumer use yet though

>>66061031
reading all the icelandic posts through this for immersion

>>66060975
t. ricardo lopez

>>66061096
i'm sure we will find ourselves dependent on it one day

hmm

>>66061053
i want bjork to punch me

the urugayan is posting from the hell hahahha

Currently on my new Laptop
just got Linux; or as I prefer to call it, GNU/Linux installed.

>>66061127
i just tried it
LITERALLY the way i speak

A woman's ultimate goal, above all else, is attention. Whatever women do, they only do it for attention. When women "play" sports they wear makeup and tight, skimpy clothing even though men wear no makeup and far more clothing. When women make "music" they sing about sex and dance around in next to nothing. When women choose music to listen to, they pick it based on whether or not they think it will make them look cool or attractive to others. When women read books they choose books based on how "intellectual" it will make them look to others. When women visit websites, they only visit websites that they can attention whore on (Facebook, Twitter, etc.) - this is why prior to these websites existing, few women were ever on the internet except to do the occasional Google search. When women go "swimming" they wear the skimpiest bathing suit they can find to attract sexual attention from complete strangers. When women choose a hobby they choose it based on whether or not they'll be able to get attention from others. When women play video games it's simply because they want to appear "lolsonerdy XD YES I'm a gurl who plays videos got a problem with that boys?! LOL ;-)" When women go to concerts it is not to enjoy the music, but rather to attract attention from others, be it the band members or people in the crowd. And so on and so fourth. This is of course because women are just as smart, intelligent, wise, strong, and deep as men are. They are equal to men in all important aspects.

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>>66061134
I love you

>>66061244
go to bed 190kg

>>66061244
literally me

>>66061244
all of this applies to my housemate desu
most vapid person imaginable

>>66061244
i know dudes EXACTLY like that too

if women want attention, they simply have to wear skimpy clothes and they receive it!

if men want attention, they have to have an online persona and bitch and moan like a woman to get it!

it's not fair la's

>>66061315
the worst normies

cool it with the misogynistic remarks

>>66061244
Holy shit that's totally me

>>66061332
all normies are like that

if ((((women)))) were rulling the world, we would have wars every 3 months over useless shit

>le normies don't have emotional depth like me, the special snowflake

'Kys'

i just wanked to remy

moderate cum

easy clean up

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found this out back, what should i do?

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normis you will pay for this

that is a man

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We nuked the wrong island

>>66061403
provide sauce

>>66061403
tell it to go on a diet

>>66061393
Gonna begin a couple hour long edge here shortly

Also didn't wank yesterday so it should be a fat nut

when will halloween land on friday the 13th?

>>66061418
Ahh yes

>>66061403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>66061460
NOT falling for that one

having an arguement with the so called 'internet' gf

>slightly touched glasses by accident
>smudged

argh

>>66061482
>glasses

alri nu male

>>66061479
do you have any feet pics, by chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

tune

>>66061485
I need these to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeJBpY7ccQk

actual tune

>>66061489
she's very pure

only lots of pics of her face and a video of her speaking to me

>tfw joocy
>tfw get mad mires when i wear my muscle tee and gym shorts

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>>66061524
>SWANSEA

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>internet gf

Housemate and her bf are arguing

She's screaming at him because apparently he doesn't give her enough attention on a night out

Need to be up in 5 hours, this is ridiculous

>>66061532
See your tiny dick?

Hahaha

>>66061577
well, im a #CruzMissle now

>>66061577
what the fuck is this

straight up lies and slander

trump needs to start suing people

favorite snack is pretzels

are people from wales and scotland considered british?

>>66061593
no

bit rude lad

night everyone xx

>>66061596
lol

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>>66061532
>Not replacing your eyes with cameras that can see UV and Infrared
its like you don't want to be a futuristic cyborg

>>66061592
tell them to shut the fuck up and slam your door in their face.

>>66061599
Not even sure they're considered human

>>66061532
sight is for cucks

i wish piss bottles were acceptable but no, the normies won't allow it

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>>66061403
I found this rummaging through the trash
wanna see if we can breed them?

>>66061614
Very mature response

No wonder girls treat you like a pathetic little boy and you cry here about them

>>66061592
tell her youll attention all over her face if she wants it bad enough

>>66061636
ill pour one out for that

>>66061599
Great Britain is the whole island