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are kazz

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to be honest

nth for the mandem

tried watching kirino-mosiac


do NOT see the appeal of it

>>66055433
I miss Nige lads. Want him back so badly

just wanked my dog off again lads

strange
days
have found us

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>tfw to sofistacatid for /brit/

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Well take a look at what happened. Seriously- four hundred and eighty two thousand, one hundred and eighteen pounds in the first month, and i'm simply blown away.

Thanks man.. I mean.. I can't get over it! Its... its seven hundred and sixty four thousand pounds in twenty nine days. This is incredible.

Thought it was just uhh... well I thought you were full of it to be honest. But now i've made over five hundred thousand pounds sterling erm... yeah that's just in the first month.

That is my account -inhales- it has six hundred and twenty two thousand and one pounds in it. Can you believe that? -giggle- I mean honestly I-I can still hardly believe it myself.

>>66055470
>no feet

get out

>tfw get a cold lasting several months every year

not a fan

daddy did BIG cummie on my tummie hehe

just got wanked off again lads

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Meanwhile in Japan

cant get hard

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FIRST YANK TO POST HERE GETS BEATEN UP

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>>66055473
karen

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>>66055516
Take up smoking lad, that'll cure what ails you

a dog in the park jumped up at me and touched my dick today

Got 8 knock off aeros from aldi

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Is it ok to submit more than one banner to a board's banner contest?

dog keeps sending me lewd pics

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475882955640.webm

having a banana

>>66055507
#BNPSoWhite

>>66055600
post them here first mate. let us judge them.

>>66055608
literally who

Lathered my bollocks in bacon and had my dog absolutely annihilate it

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3f1_1476293474

>Tell girl a really, really soft secret
>She immediately goes and tells people
>She then admits to me that she told other people, while laughing
>Expects me to laugh alone
>Shut her down and make her feel like shit for betraying my trust
Stupid bint.

>>66055630
haven't made them yet

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what's a bigger scam ?

a) rent - pay £60-150 /week to live in your house when gas, electric, garden maintenance, council tax not included and your house doesn't require £60-150 worth of repairs a week

b) insurance - pay regular amounts for building, contents, car, pet, trade etc and don't get any of this money back even if nothing bad every happens to any of these things

c) interest - someone pays for your house, car, jewellery and you have to pay them back more than they paid because they own you now.

I don't normally judge people at the gym but it makes me laugh when I see these tiny, scrawny lads with tank tops on.

Even better when they walk around with the carpets under their arms.

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Why do they speak English in Ireland??

>>66055644
I love making broads feel bad

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>>66055662
> when you see those really buff but short as fuck dudes

Just found out there is a genre of porn called 'BBC' it has nothing to do with the media organisation it is about big black cocks. Weird eh?

>>66055644
What was the secret?

>>66055679
cucked rigHT down to the language

>>66055470
the fuck?
usually they're naked or at least down to the bra if they unzip slowly
there was nothing sexy about that
I'm fucking mad.

>>66055679
Because Irish is incomprehensible

Rambo shows you rock n roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJuvBt5swBA

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>I love making broads feel bad

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How do I get a moral Christian gf?

>>66055563
post more of this cute half-japanese girl

The term "I'm just pulling your leg" comes from a time in Britain when hangings were common for all sorts of crimes. The Bloody Code demanded the death penalty for virtually any crime that you could think of, so in some cities you could expect multiple public hangings per day. Sometimes, somebody would hang but their neck would not break (this was due to the hangman using too short of a rope). When this happened, the condemned person would be left choking in midair until they finally died, which could take a while.

So when this happened, the friends of the condemned would run to the gallows and pull the victim's legs downward to make them die more quickly, sparing him/her the pain of having to wait for a slow death.

munching on some grapes. they're a great invention 2bh

>>66055433
How do I download a 1 hour youtube video as an MP3? Most seem to have a 20 minute limit

Specifically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q

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Why are Iranians so sexy?

>>66055644
What was the secret? Promise I won't tell the girls.

redpill me on mulled wine

>>66055679
The Irish and Scottish were englishboos so they forgot their language and then later they remembered and got mad

>>66055785
english has some gruesome etymology

anybody fancy a game of ring around the rosie?

>>66055785
Interesting lad
*Leaves the room*

>>66055799

>most

then use the ones that dont have a limit

>>66055785
*pulls your leg*

"A FUCKING LEAF" could also mean a leaf you could fuck.

absolutely HAMMERED boys

>>66055837
*winks*

Lads
Have about £2,800 in physical silver and £1,000 in physical gold

I have £1,000 in the bank

Should I turn that £1,000 into more silver and gold with the way the pound is going?

>>66055433
where do i order a coat like that online?

>>66055812
>>66055712
Shan't be making this mistake twice.

>>66055785

don't see how that relates to its modern meaning

>>66055868
yeh, or buy USD

Keep at least 500 pound though for spending money

>>66055837
or a leaf that fucks

Anyone in Southampton?

>>66055905
*pulls your fucking leg off*

>>66055895
It's fine lad, Lucy told me already.

>>66055895
Who here is even gonna know you to tell anyone?

>>66055785
How is killing someone more quickly at all related to tricking someone jokingly?

>>66055893
www.coats.com.au

>>66055470
honesty / is such a lonely word

.

.

>____________________dat ass

>>66055928
new job?

fuck off

>>66055785
pretty fucking morbid honestly

>>66055959
Nah I'm in Jesters and bored la

>>66055936
Gonna bloody nut her when I see her.

>>66055937
The girl I told it to in the first place didn't tell anyone that knows me, but that doesn't mean she didn't lie to me.

sucks on dick

does it real good

>>66055946
thanks faggot

>>66055952
what kind of mad french philosophy is this?

how did bankers figure out a way to get money to reproduce itself like grains and livestock.

crafty little buggers

>>66055973
Stop being such a sensitive minge. Nobody here cares. Might feel good to get if off your chest and realise its not as bad as you think.

UKIP and Donald Trump are controlled opposition

UGH!!!!!

PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN

>>66056015
bonuses

The only God I need is logic, thank you.

>>66056038
But UKIP won

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>>66056007
marxo-existentialism

>>66056005
mind your language please. this is a lgbt-friendly thread

>>66056038
>controlled opposition which won the most important referendum in modern British history

>>66056035
>Nobody here cares
Then why are you asking?

>Might feel good to get it off your chest
It's nothing that needs getting off my chest. As I said, it was a soft one. It was basically me just checking to see if she was trustworthy or not and it turns out she's not.

>>66056038
>the democratic-republican dichotomy means something

>>66056038
philosophy idea: build a strawman that can beat you in an argument

>UKIP won

American knowledge of British politics...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-fCsBqYvE&ab_channel

>>66056053
logically you're a freak coincidence with very limited time on earth and very few semi-permanant things you can accomplish

having kids doesn't make you happier, sex and drugs won't make you happier

logically everyone should kill themselves

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1476221506757.webm

watching bouncy ash bum on babestation

>>66056073
queers OUT

Got called an onionhead today

Eating cookie crisp

suicidal

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ah yes the mick monkey posts again

>>66056073
>this is a lgbt-friendly thread
oh why didn't you say so earlier?

FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE SPIC JEW

>>66056114
>having kids doesn't make you happier, sex and drugs

you're literally broken

most normal people would describe the birth of their first born as the best day of their life

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>>66056102
tell that to brexit you fucking twat

>>66056066
Communist faggot

>>66056038
>UKIP got us out of the EU against the establishment's wishes
Who are they controlled by?

*cums prematurely*
fuck. i hadn't even started yet

>>66056124
NEED a babestation gf

>>66056152
nah it's more work

i wish he'd get old enough to stop being such a pain in the ass

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>>66056155
[sun never setting intensifies]

>>66056148
I'll peel your head like a fucking yellow jungle fruit you runt

>>66056148
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>>66056182
*slurps your fluids off the floor*
Shall we continue, daddy?

you know that flat mate who i told u lads about, the one that browses the chon
she's currently in hospital after trying to kill herself with drugs today
bit surprised like

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> WAHEY BLOIMY MACK THAT DAMN AUSTRALIAN GOT ME GOOD I HAD BETTER DRINK MY BODY WEIGHT IN ALCOHOL AND BEAT MY WIFE TO MAKE UP FOR IT

left my umbrella outside my flat lads

do you think anyone will nick it?

tired af for some reason

may finally fix my sleeping pattern hold tight

>>66056206
>trying to kill herself
>with drugs

you mean she was trying to seek attention
don't even give her the satisfaction

>>66056213
lmfao

>>66056203
i could have sworn i had locked my doors

>>66056188
the man makes the cheddar and the mother takes care of the dependents, its the biological formula and it is certainly not a formula without room for respect as feminists would lead you to believe

youre there to make sure your boy becomes a honourable and upstanding man and your daughters respectable women

Been actually listening to the lyrics of The Smiths and it's all just "tfw no gf" in song form

Morrissey isn't a fucking genius lyricist he's just an aspie

self medicating

>>66056206
gf her now

a group of "youths" are loitering with intent outside my house

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I have always lived in an extreme Christian household and I always tried my best to adhere to our view of chastity. However, when I was 13 I found out I was gay. I didn't want to tell my mother because they always said that it was a sin and I would never be allowed back home if I was gay. I kept this a secret for five whole years, and I tried my best not to get off with gay stuff. I tried and tried to make myself straight, but I couldn't. I don't have a job and they are paying for my college education. I felt scared because I can't find a job anywhere and I don't want to lose my college education.

So this evening my worst fear came true. I was visiting them and my mom came across my journal and read something I wrote when I was 14 or so. She banged on the door of my room and barged in. At this point, I could no longer hide the truth from her. I finally told her I was gay and I couldn't help it. She was scared, and she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I thought now "Forget it. Yo Holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house at around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on the throne as the prince of Bel Air.

>>66056189
Canadians ruin everything

>>66056258

actually its mostly about being a bender

>>66056258
but he did it in the 80s not now

>>66056297
didnt read a word of this

>>66056297
would you make me a sandwich?

>>66056297

glad it all worked out for you :)

>>66056241
she went for it fair play, dph, codeine and paracetamol mix and no food or drink for 2 days while locked up in her room

>>66056297
had a laugh real loud like

cheeky vidya till about 3am i reckon

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JUST

>>66055480
Noice

inserted a bicycle pump up my urethra and gave it a few squeezes. it did not inflate my bollocks like i had hoped, though

>>66056365

that's a shit cocktail. cunt should have done her research. typical woman.

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>US election: Trump presidency 'dangerous', says UN rights chief

>Mr Hussein said he did not want to interfere in the election but had a right to speak out

>Mr Hussein

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What fresh adventure does tomorrow hold for you, /brit/?

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Americans > Brits (It rhymes with shits for a reason)

What's the name of the thing you can have done at car valet places where they pump a load of scented smoke into your car and it makes it smell nice?

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>>66056475
(((they))) just don't fucking shut up about him

It's getting fucking old, even normies are getting sick of the constant fucking slander

>>66056397
Why would we even pay them anything? Sounds retarded 2bh

>>66056477

hope to die from a benzo related seizure

PC gaming is awesome

I can use a Mouse+KB while playing GTA IV in first person and then pickup a controller when I get in a car.

>>66056325
He'd have been on here if he was doing it now.

>>66055507
looks like a comfy political party. are lots of people from here aligned with this one?

>>66056397
it's ok :)
we now have sovereignty and the EU will be DESPERATE to keep us us in the single market AND we'll get anything else we want

>>66056496
hotbox

>>66056516
Because we have shared liabilities with them

>>66056529
>using a keyboard and mouse for gaming
>ever

lmao

>>66056442
>putting air into your bladder
Healthy choices.

>>66056496
Here's a video, though I'm not sure what it is they're using.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA1b8f7joZM&feature=youtu.be

Had never heard of it until I got my car washed the other day.

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>>66055534

drinking hot marshmallow cocoa x

>>66056397
shan't be reading an iota

>>66056581
sounds comfy
I'll start doing that soon

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>>66056552
>using a controller for fps

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>>66056397
>Finally get decent graduate job
>Wage packet now worthless

>>66056475
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>>66056583
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

>>66056581
*adds my cream to your cocoa whilst you arent looking*

>>66056477
Prolly jack off a few times again
Gym day is tomorrow too
There's also an elimination baseball game worth watching

>>66056558
leave me alone
i'm not a body scientist or whatever

>>66056080
the secret was that you're gay, wasn't it

we've always known, love. we've known all along

>>66056599
literally all me

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didn't read a word of that drunken mick spilling his fancy faggoty words all over this thread lads

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>>66056599

does the fact that everything Trump says seems to enrage 99% of the people around me but simply entertains me make me a bad person?

>>66056605
*pretends not to notice*

>>66056477
getting my bollocks stomped by the missus then riveting my manhood to the wall as a grim reminder of the brevity of life

>>66056623
Fool. Absolute fool, no one cares for what you have to say innocent boy.

addicted to buying maharishi jackets off ebay lads

>tfw stuck babysitting the wife's son while she's on a girls night out with her gay friend jamal

Any decent games or kino for a 17 year old?

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gf just sent me this

>>66056670
sickdark souls for ps4 pro

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>>66056593
>playing fps games

>>66056676
Is she dressed up as a terrorist?

>>66056637
Wonderful chebs

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>convinced nearly half of the american population that he is a man of the common people and denounces hillary for money corrupting politics
>literally one of the top 100 wealthiest men on the planet

how the fuck does he do it

about to go off the rails

>>66056676
t. alberto barbosa

>>66056684
doom mate

>>66056688
>>literally one of the top 100 wealthiest men on the planet

yeah he's not though is he

>>66056684
gta is good piss off

>>66056696
Conductor

We have a problem

>>66056696
maybe you should take the elevator instead lol lmao

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>>66056688
he's a master 4d chess player

pic related

>>66056688
fuck off looney liberal lefty

>>66056696
*notifies the transit authority*

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Was Brexit a good thing?

>>66056688
you don't have to be poor to look out for the working man you absolute weapon

Is there a film more trippy than this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRRvzjkzu2U

racists in greggs

>>66056751
>working man

and women.

>>66056747
whacked the globalists in the bollocks so im beaming

>>66056688
US Presidency is basically an auction. Highest bidder wins

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>>66056732
Isn't bleach corrosive though?????

>>66056747
shut the fuck up about brexit for one thread please

wouldn't date a girl who had sex with more than 10 different men

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>>66056732

>>66056788
bleach is a base you cretin

i need a kiss from one of you lads x

>>66056796
*pulls your leg*

>>66056696
Mind the gap

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>>66056723
>gta
>fps

*slams my rock hard willy onto the desk*


this problem isnt sorting itself

need some handy advice about what to do

>>66056736
i'm indifferent lad, in fact a part of me loves trump for the sheer memery

at the end of the day he can't go blowing the world up without the military chief's consent so it's all good

>>66056670
MillionDollarExtreme

>>66056797
over an extended period of time or all at once?

>>66056828
>console runts
>mods

pick 1

>>66056797
Wouldn't date a girl who had sex with 5 different men
>>66056830
Kegels

wouldn't date a girl who had been deflowered end of story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEY85Mv_mhE

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rolling a sly one

wouldn't date 10 different men

wouldn't date a girl with a calcified third eye

skinhead skinhead inna dublin

wouldn't date a pre-op girl

couldn't get anyone to date me

>>66056877
have fun being single forever

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Still can't tell if this donation drive is just lining Hiro's pockets or we're actually in danger

>>66056878
these titles are like i'm reading porn videos at times
binaural INTENSE WET MOUTH SOUNDS and kisses (4 men)

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>>66056845
good post

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>>66056856
>modding a game to make it worse
>having to install malware like Windows 10 and Steam on your PC
>having to wait/beg for console ports

http://www.strawpoll.me/11417928

>>66056387
Help us convince an anon to post his sisters, without censorship. He is weak to pressure, come on

>>66056980
went for the autistic option (woody woodpecker)

>>66056491
looks like josie

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got a package
What could it be?

>>66057013
if that's my fucking xbox i'll go mental

>>66057013
dragon d_ _ _ _ s

>>66056967
>not being idort

I have a job. If i fancy a game, ill buy the console for that game.

>>66056930
Why else would he make even the Legacy captchas back to blurry long ass words rather than clearly visible 3-4 digit numbers like they have been since before moot left?

Doing everything he can to get you buy a pass.

>>66056989
What kind of family is that?

anyone want to take my sever acne off me?

>>66057013
an eviction notice from your chinky landlord

>>66057063
a sexy one

>>66056930
people on 2ch said hes a jew and did the same there

>>66057065
sure
*claws your face*
it's all under my fingernails now haha

>>66057065
define severe. Post a pic.

>>66056732
I can never work out if this 'fact check' was a light-hearted joke, or if they were genuinely putting that out there to try and discredit Trump, as if he'd suggested that she had literally poured acid all over her computer.

>>66057131
maybe if it was just that one, but there are dozens of similarly stupid ones.

>there are actual /v/ faggots in my /brit/ arguing about games

i would unironically smash your fat fucking faces in

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>>66057013
It's a Chinkpad!
Plus free docking port an lock

don't really understand this whole "dating" business if im honest

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>>there are actual /v/ faggots in my /brit/ arguing about games

>i would unironically smash your fat fucking faces in

>>66057237
Tell me about the red button
Why does it exist?

>>66057237
mow much?

>>66057252
What illness does this guy have?

>>66057254
it's a mouse trackpad not a button

>>66057272
he watches anime

>>66057272
treacher collins syndrome

>>66057252
i would definitely smash your fucking face you synagaggingonpalestiniancock little runt

>>66057272
he argues about video games on 4chan

>>66057254
its the computer's nipple
>>66057260
$400
good deal for an i7, SSD, separate and integrated graphics, and lots of ram

What subfetish of femdom should I masturbate to lads?

>>66057272
zionism

>>66057272
runtitis

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>>66057334
>When your mate tells a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh

>>66057383
ballstomping

>>66057383
high heel ball busting

>>66056751

Trump's a billionaire. Staunch capitalist - influence waging, estate extortion, backhanders, legal loopholes, tax and fraud evasion. You name it, he's both seen and done it. He doesn't give a shit about anything but personal success and is untouchable.

But sure, let's see how a man who literally embodies narcissism "make Detroit suburbs great again"

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PAN

NICE AND HOT

dom with roland - siren dong

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have a feeling disney have been sabotaging fox and sony to force them to sell their intellectual property back to marvel universe

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>>66057416
a man of fine taste, i see

>>66057383
bollock busting ofc

Word on the street is that the Polish girl is moving to Glasgow and looking at estate agent jobs

guess the accounts assistant thing at the council was a pretty shit gig

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>i would definitely smash your fucking face you synagaggingonpalestiniancock little runt

>>66057383
Perhaps knackerknocking?

>>66057447
dont care x

>>66057437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>>66057458
you're in no position to comment on things like that

>>66057416
>>66057422
>>66057456
>>66057469
I'm afraid you've managed to pick one that does absolutely nothing for me I'm afraid, ballbusting doesn't arouse me at all.

>>66057492
FOY

big watery poo

wasn't finished but someone else needs the toilet and I'm going to need a while

>marble mashing is a subfemdom
>letting women do all the work
autogonadic annihilation is the way to go

>>66057492
FOY

it is time

>>66057492
it will if you keep wanking to it
you will eventually associate testicular trauma with arousal

hello

>somewhere in the world a jewish man has a folder with photos of people suffering from treacher collins syndrome to post on a bulletin based imageboard created to discuss japanese cartoons

did a big sneeze and it triggered my asthma

>>66057556
>somewhere in the world

it's called israel mate

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At this point I'm pretty sure if you followed the money and looked at who's really propping up these insurgent political movements (both the alt-right and the SJW/Black Lives Matter crowd), you'd find it was the same malevolent, anti-Western individual or organisation. Probably Russia.

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Prepare yourselves

>>66057488
Can I comment on someone who searches "watch [newly released film in cinema] online free" and clicks of 10 shitty streaming links before trying again with a different film?

>>66057571
no its called palestine x

>>66057605
Based kike

>>66057605
that'll be a good one, she's cute haha

>>66057447
good

they do a better job of things whereas fox and sony make mostly trash

>>66057513
>>66057529
Nothing about my post was even slightly American.

>>66057538
It's weird, I enjoy face-slapping videos and beatdown videos, but the other common forms of physical violence in femdom (ballbusting, spanking, whipping, etc) do absolutely nothing for me at all.

>>66057516
OH FUCK SHE WENT FOR A SHOWER

DEFCOM 4

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>>66057640
I would hate to disappoint my allies

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>>66057613
>x

Londojn?

>>66057652
because of sabotage

fuck off jew

>>66057613
aisha is that you

>>66057663
>Nothing about my post was even slightly American.
FOY

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>>66057688

>she visits porn hub
>she searches "watch [newly released film in cinema] online free" and clicks of 10 shitty streaming links before trying again with a different film
>she watches Polish Big Brother

>>66057721
who is this cute girl (male)

>>66057606
literally me

Got called a wanker in Waitrose earlier lads

been away from the /brit/ for a month lads what's the latest on poleaboo, 190kg and tim?

post things you wank to

>>66057691
Na, fox and sony have been shit for years

the only good stuff that sony have done is the raimi spiderman trilogy, that's literally it
fox have never done anything good

also technically I am jewish, but whatever

>>66057584
this post is very very close to the answer mate

>>66057730
me through and through

>>66057780
*gives you a mirror*

>>66057777
all wankers

>>66057780

give him a minute >>66057605

>>66057777
Suicide, beta orbiter, dead.

>>66057777
poleaboo was btfo at his hearing and is now phishing and threatening terrorist attacks again

>>66057777
190kg's gf literally cucked him with a more alpha guy, and he was on /brit/ for weeks afterwards calling her a worthless whore and then crying about it.

>>66057777
Poleaboos misconduct hearing is over

It was just a charade, they were in it to screw me from the start
They didn't have any questions, just asked if I had anything to say in my defence ("mitigating circumstances")

One of the two women on the panel (the third was just taking notes) wasn't even familiar with my case, I tried quizzing her but she shut me down, it repeatedly came down to her saying that I have a conviction for stalking and that's fact, it can't be argued, I "stalked" other pupils and violated their academic regulations 3 times

I tried explaining what I actually did "post shit online" but it was pointless, the woman who did the talking preferred to use the term "stalked out students"

There was nothing to say because there were no questions
There was nothing to say because they weren't familiar with my case at all
There was nothing to say because they didn't understand my points (you already suspended me for a year for nothing, you owe me)
There was nothing to say because they had clearly already made up their minds

The one woman who didn't talk, my course leader, she was familiar with the case but I don't know what she remembers, did make a note that I was fined 300 quid when I bought it up but I doubt that's a legit attempt to be unbiased

My body language said it all, I was relaxed at first, leaning on the table, face resting on my first but by the end I was leaning back, exhausted

Game is rigged

They reply in 5 days
At most you will never see me post again after 2 weeks but YOU WILL post about me

Gonna call detective now, I want to speak to a real person that know about me, just ask him if I deserved it

lads it just dawned on me that these threads have been lacking a certain demented paki

absolutely beaming now i have noticed this
might even be a bit nicer to the ol custodian

>>66057777
unfortunately they're still with us

>>66057777
poley's going to jump in front of a train in 2 weeks (or kill his dad and then himself)
190kg got friendzoned and is a worse poster than poley at this point
tim moved to a new flat in high wycombe and we'll have to wait for him to get internet before we can continue

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>>66057786
>fox have never done anything good
laughing at you

>>66057818
>gf
his oneitis is not a gf

>>66057847
>Avatar
>good

anon please

>>66057848
I thought he was under the impression she was a gf? Admittedly I arrived a little bit late to the party.

you scumbag you maggot
you cheap lousy faggot
happy christmas my arse
i pray god it's our last