/cum/

If you don't buy the orange properties you WILL lose

>>66054043
>Orange
>Not Red and Yellow

Meme image

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>>66054064

A better place

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Threads with Jenna increase well being by 12% according to a Harvard study

I am incapable of perceiving my own countenance with my senses once I find myself in close proximity to you but I must admit I have grown fond of this sensation.

>>66054134
Stay in the other thread you shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MipVTjG8sKA

>>66054124
Harvard's gay

>>66054174
Where is Joto

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>>66054176

>he's a yale man

reminder to report all the spam

>>66054225
Yale's gay too

what happens in monopoly if no one owns all the properties in a set and everyone refuses to trade?
you'd just go around the board forever

>>66054225
hope your enjoying the off season

>>66054295

might be cool

everyone tries to avoid the income tax square and land on free parking

first to a million dollarydoos wins

>>66054295
Yes.

>>66054176
>>66054225
>>66054293
Princeton is gay too

>>66054199
/lat/

>>66054402
Get her to come back here
I miss her

>>66054452
She is gone forever

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>>66054124
I had a dream that she was my maid and she was wearing a frilly skirt that was too short in the back and she knew it.

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We WUZ spacemanz and SHIET

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i saw this on a parking lot today and considering:
>hot as fuck
>windows all rolled up
>mexico
this kid might be dead

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Jalisco
Jalisco
Jalisco

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>friend buys 60€ FALLOUT Monopoly version
>nobody ever wants to join him to play a game because Monopoly is actually a shit game

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>>66054489

>>66054552
Just play with him ;____;

>>66054534

did you try to save him?

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>>66054575

>>66054534
Mexico looks comfy
>>66054506
What this

>>66054577
only 2 players is even more boring that with a big group

>>66054604
What

>>66054633
>>66054552
Is there a monopoly about asian girl feet?

>>66054534
It feels weird, but i think i was there before.

Where are you from?

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>>66054609
That my friend is a United States passport, the most evil thing in the world. Who would ever willingly leave the US?

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Did someone played the pirate version of Monopoly here?

>>66054655
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FcfeIXlXQc
Fucking hell, selling water filters certainly takes its toll on a man

>>66054698
I've never seen a passport irl desu
I might cop this one because it's so damn american

>>66054740
Make one

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>>66054699
Yes; the mexican one.

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>>66054490
>Jenna will never clean your house

If you know what I mean ;)

>>66054851
would still be boring unless a QT chinese is part of the game and free parking is replaced by "free succing", i.e. a 2minute succ session with the QT

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>>66054699
>pirate version of Monopoly

DAE 9gag and 4chan should merge so we can have double the memes?

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>>66054828
They're pretty cool desu

I love the quotes in them, I just got a new one because my other one was stolen in Canada LEL

It's going to cost you like $165

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Need more of this
Any of you got more? Trump supporters are so easily triggered lmao

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>>66055028

>>66055028
Donald Trump is paying millions to not be the President. I'm doing the same thing for free. Who's the better businessman now?

>tfw never been out of the country

a-at least Hawaii is off the mainland

>>66055163
what an uncultured swine

Today I got a message from a "24 years old, thin" transgirl about visiting by for a fuck. She seemed a little desperate, so I initially brushed it, off but as my other plans for the evening dissolved I thought I would indulge. I said I was down and she sent me her address. I had a smoke and got in the car with a 6 pack of beer, a pack of condoms and a bottle of lube.

I find the place and she has left the front door opened. "...hello..?" I say, shivering with fear that I'm going to be assaulted by a meth-crazed gang of neo-nazi torture fetishists.
"Hi.." whispers back.

Now, for those of you who don't fuck strangers from the internet, there's something you may not know. There's a moment when you first meet a stranger where you decide to enter that dark apartment or run back to your car. You make a snap judgement "COULD i fuck this person? or not?" if the answer is "yes" go for it, but "no" you need to GTFO ASAP. My answer when I saw her was a drunken "Maybe."

"She" was a somewhat plain, feminine hispanic guy, who was unquestionably a gay man in a wig.

She leads me to the back of the stuffy dark apartment to her candle-lit room and long story short we fug a couple times. I feel like I'm choking on the smell of Fabuloso and scented candles and perfume. There was a lot of kissing. She played rap on the cheap speakers of her phone throughout the whole experience. She walked out of the room to talk to her room-mate a couple times. She said she "[hadn't] had a boyfriend in almost 10 years, since she was 20." She told me about her transition. She deep throated. I put on a condom and rubbed it on her ass, but I was honestly a little gone and had a hard time keeping a boner to push it in. She kept begging me to bareback her but no fucking way.

She ate my asshole too I didn't know I was into that but I guess you learn something new every day. I took a shower but I can still smell her candles and cheap perfume and dingy room on me. Still smell stale latex on my hands

>>66055222

not my fault travel is so expensive

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>>66055288
3bh if you can travel to Hawaii you can go to a different country

>>66055283
nice

>>66055283
>She ate my asshole too I didn't know I was into that but I guess you learn something new every day.
welcome to the GOOD lyf

you're still a faggot tho

>>66055321

well when I went, we stayed at my aunt's place, so that dropped the cost significantly

plus my mom payed for my ticket

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>>66055074
Thanks m8, here another pepe clinton 4u
>>66055084
Ur mom xd

>>66055364
I feel ya man,

If you could visit any country, what's top on your list?

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>mfw I unironically just got my mother to get me tendies and fries in exchange for a chore
life is a meme

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Haven't had alcohol, coffee, weed, porn or cigarettes for two weeks and I feel incredibly clear-headed lads

>>66055283
Degenerate central over here

>>66055404

somewhere in europe preferably

England, Germany, France, spain

though itd have to be english speaking...Im very mediocre with spanish

>>66055474
>though itd have to be english speaking...Im very mediocre with spanish
so...only england?

>>66055523
Germans speak english
source: i'm speaking to you

>>66055523

well germany supposedly speaks english as a second language

Id try to pick up some of the language before travelling obviously

>>66055523
Pls Hans, he can visit Germany, Netherlands, Finland, Sweden... there's a lot of yuro countries great at English

>>66055575
>Id try to pick up some of the language before travelling (sic!) obviously

I guess that's always nice thing to do but absolutely unnecessary unless you want to travel to places of 0 interest.
If you're a first time Euro traveler you will go to cities that cater to tourists and before you can even try to use the few phrases you learned the people you are interacting with will have started talking English to you.

>>66055446
Write a book and teach kids to stay clean

>>66055715

well I want to see some of the touristy places anyway

and this whole conversation was about places speaking english, so whyd you say I could only go to england

>>66055749
straight edge kids OUT
OUT

>>66055756
Because England is the only English speaking country.
Germany speaks German, France speaks French, and so forth ;--)

t. Hanks

>>66055779
does straight edge even exist anymore?

>>66055841
Yes, there's a straight edge club at my uni

They wear those crimedog shirts

>>66055841
no
nobody can be a virgin, because life fucks us all
t. deep philosopher

>>66055919
How do I fuck life?

nigras

>>66056008
Thats the beauty of it. You dont. It fucks you. So all you gotta do is lie there and take it, champ

>>66043992
>>66043992
>>66043992

new thread

>>66056240
fuck off leaf

>>66056263
shut the fuck up retard don't reply to me

Rude

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>>66056340
I'm sorry

>>66055904
what? did they put on hardcore shows and shit?

or does the term just mean you're a keener and no longer has anything to do with punk rock?
>>66055919
straight edge doesn't mean you're a virgin

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>>66056288

How do I make myself give a shit about anything

>>66056401
put some money on whatever it is

>>66056473
I don't care about money so long as I can pay rent, have internet, and make a sandwich

Just voted on my Florida ballot to allow dudeweed for medical use.

I have anxiety so I bet I can get my psychiatrist to give me a card if it passes.

>>66056506
407 here

Where in FL?

>>66056726
407 too, Seminole.

>>66056750
Orange. Damn man, we are close

ded thred

>>66057266
This is the actual one lol
>>66043992

Will the real cum thread pls stand up?

>>66057480
everyone is in >>66043992

>>66057522
http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/66054043#bottom *

>>66056770
>>66056770

I want a Christmas cake gf

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Is this the right thread?

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Guys, should I leave sunny side soCal to visit my gf in Belgium?
If so, when?
If not so, why not?

>>66054225
>>66054293
>>66054394
Is Princeton really considered the "clown college" of the Ivies?

>>66058794
How did you meet her?

It's generally never a good idea to move to another country for a woman unless you're in deep and about to marry

>>66058805
No, that would be Cornell

>>66058767
'tas bien pendejo

>>66058888
fuck off spick this thread was first

>>66058919
Not the same dude, I'm calling him a retard

>>66058919
Yeah, isn't that the old one anyway?

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>>66058830
>move
No, just visit. I'm not rich enough to move there.
We met 5 days ago on a chatroom talking about video game specs.

>>66058973
Go for it, are you looking to fuck?

Fuck Y'all

Average Quebecois qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjBZ5UJrPms

>>66059010

>>66059184
fuck off with that thread

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Too many /cum/ threads, it is confusing me

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>>66059226
this is the right one

I'll crawl over my own mother to punch a Brit in the face.

>>66059327
I'll crawl all over a Brit mom to cum on her face

>>66058973
Sounds good. What can go wrong?

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LOCK AND LOAD MUHREENS

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R8 my gf

>>66059573
Post her legs and I'll give you an answer

Share the comfiest music you know.

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what do you think of this photo?

>>66059705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bW75OwVXZI

>>66059705
https://youtu.be/IgQM6aPMHqU

I am happy right now, because of a particular set of reasons
I will share this happiness by giving free (You)s
>>66059778 (You)
>>66059774 (You)
>>66059705 (You)
>>66059663 (You)
>>66059573 (You)
>>66059496 (You)
>>66059370 (You)
>>66059368 (You)
>>66059327 (You)
>>66059283 (You)
>>66059266 (You)
>>66059226 (You)

>>66055283
straight outta krautchan

>>66055283
Fuck off Mister Lahey

Not gonna lie, I used to do porn for a living

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my autism has been triggered

please allow me to express myself

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeaaaaaarghhhhhhhh blurrrrrrfffffffff aaaaaahahahahh mphhwwwww aaaaaaaaaaa eaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaa uh hh ooooo hhh uhh ohh uh h aaaaa yes no yes no yes mechanical gear shoulders water fresh peace comfort hmmm aaaa hum...

thank you and sorry for the inconvenience

>>66060031
post video

I've lost hope.

Not going to be like those Bernouts who said he would win despite losing something late-game like New York.

Sent in my ballot but I'm getting the mourning period over with now.

>>66060080
Gibe 250dls first

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Which thread do we use

>>66060197
then one i will stick a vibrator in urr buttttt
now succc

>>66060197
This one, bud

>>66060279
Great.

What will we discuss today?

Negroes

I think this is some of the worst Panda Express Ive ever eaten

>>66060369
I think you're a useless sack of shit but we can't all have our problems go away

eating my second half of my publix sub

yum

>>66060773
Chicken tender?

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>>66060773
>publix

Disgusting

Is there a way to sort comments by most (You)s?

>>66060815
Yep, it's on sale this week

I get it plain, just white American cheese, and mayo on white bread

>>66055919
t. patrick stickles

>>66060352
People actually discuss things on /cum/?

>>66061240
No, never. That's a bannable offense on /int/.

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Northern Michigan belongs to Canada.

>>66061337
I just want them to give back Alaskan clay.

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>>66061502
Rightful.

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>>66061502
Alaska is kill mayne.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/02/150205-obama-alaska-oil-anwr-arctic-offshore-drilling/

Thangz Obma

>>66054043
>make a thread about the japanese being anti-foreigner
>it gets deleted
someone explain pls

>>66061113
>American cheese
End your life now.

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>>66061745
>blue board in [current year]
>complaining about arbitrary deletions

How new are you?

>>66061875
ill switch my style to the regular yotsuba before making the new thread then

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>>66061918
You just make the OP vague enough to be relevant to the board, then make the subsequent posts ask what you want to know.

>>66061967
i will use this as a wallpaper

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>>66062257

>>66061337
>>66061502
>>66061563
what kind of monkey business is this

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>>66062315
We like to make our own ideal maps here on /int/.

Here is the perfect Europe.

I met a nigga named Jaillen today

Surprisingly he wasn't in jail

monopoly is garbage. play lords of vegas, chinatown, or tammany hall

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>>66062355
Working on an ideal North America right now.

Thoughts?

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>>66063403
here's an old map I put barely any effort into and didn't bother completing

>>66063583
Learn your provincial borders, bud. There's no Alberta in there.

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>>66063598
What mistake. :^)

at home over break and nobodys in town

so of course im sitting at home getting drunk and blowing lines of speed, how bout you guys?

>>66063617
Speed can be fun but nothing beats cocaine

>>66063796
>nothing beats cocaine

Good sex is best drug mayne.

Cocaine never lasts long enough to make it really great, kind of like me.

>>66063826
whynotboth.jpg

>Cocaine never lasts long enough to make it really great, kind of like me.

fucking lol. also it doesnt last long enough because you just need more of it. one line wont last you the night hombre. Get a solid g for yourself and take lines and bumps all night and youll be in for some fun. until you come down of course and then theres a 10% chance youll try to kill yourself.

nah but blow on its own aint shit. If you want a really good night then buy 2gs and then get as drunk as you possibly can and then start hitting a line every 20 minutes and in between lines take a key bump or two. Then find a slut to fuck and youll have the most amazing sex of your life.

>>66063835
>>66063835
>>66063835

>>66063835
>>66063835
j

>tfw got a technical report and a presentation due this friday and your team mates are nowhere to be seen

lel

gonna have to gun this shit yo. Don't know how I'm gonna bullshit a 20+ page technical report though...

wake up faggots im not ready to sleep

>tfw penis is too smal for a black gf

>>66064260
I'm sure its not

>>66064290
Thanks bud

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>>66064260
How small we talking here mayne?

>>66064310
Australian small :(

What's Chicago like?

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>>66064364
Toronto

>>66054174
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-baM0t3H90

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>tfw no large breasted gf

>>66064371
Do NOT post my gf

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>>66064377
>tfw i dont know that feel

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>>66064320
>5.85
>too small

Dood that's above average. Most men have dicklets. We both know your cock isn't what's preventing you from having a gf.

Small tits > big tits

>>66064404
>reverse image search

Almost believed you anon.

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>>66064451
But anon, that's just wrong

>>66064466
Ew

You ever get random tracers? I get them if I'm really tired for some reason.

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>>66064553
Yeah

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How many today buds

7

Watching Mr. Bean lads

>>66064644
0

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>>66064675
I feel bad for you bud

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why is he so perfect?

>>66064801

kinda reminds me of an older kruschev

>>66064811
dont you taint that saint with a ru**ian name

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Have a good night cana—

Should I rewatch TPB a third time?
I don't think I'll ever find another show as comfy to watch before bed

>>66064830

s-sorry

>>66064842
Goodnight

>>66064866
Yes

>>66064867
thanks

>>66064866

Corner Gas

>>66064874
stfu poxy, Americans dont know about corner gas

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>>66064895

Ive been binging it all summer

mightve made it into my top 10 favorites

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>>66064908

Why is the drumpf thing funny to lefties?
DUDE YOUR NAME WAS ANGLICIZED LMAO.

If he weren't white, the same folks would be extremely afraid to make that kind of banter.

>>66064945
it's honestly one of the stupidest things. they think it's witty because trump made a comment about jon (((leibowitz))) changing his name to stewart, but he did that himself while trump's name was changed generations ago

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>/pol/ is getting this upset about Drumpf

What's the appeal of Sushi it tastes like shit?

>>66064945
this. I dont know.

I dont even give a fuck about trump but I fail to see even a little humor in that.

>>66065016
You're probably just eating shitty sushi

>>66065016

try eating sushi that doesnt taste like shit

>>66065040
Nah, all sushi is trash

>>66065071
Your taste buds are trash, famalam

>>66065016
Cause dumb suburban white people that drive minivans and drink starbucks think being a sushifag is the shit.

>>66065085

what did sushi do to anger you so much, anon?

>>66065071
Put more soy sauce in it.

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Update on my WIP.

>>66065118

WIP?

>>66065140
Work In Progress.

>>66065148

but what exactly are you doing?

SUSHI IS FUCKING TRASH GET OVER IT

>>66065100
Im not a bear, i dont eat raw fish. It tastes like shit.

>>66065160
Makin' a map.

>>66065160
balkanized north america map

>>66065118
hmm, no plan to further pare down canada? kinda odd having cascadia and then just everything else being canada

>>66065163
You just have shit taste senpai.

>>66065198
Canada stronk.

But I might change the Maritimes to their own thing, make an independant Quebec, etc.

Open windows is great, but when spiders start to come in, just fuck off.

>>66064428
Damn.

Who the fck draws these. Literally me.

>>66065324

>not having screens over your windows

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>swede replies to me
>swede filter engaged
no idea why canadians get shit, swedes are intolerable

newest episode of south park is pretty great

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night /cum/bums

>>66065427

>going to sleep before the RNH

I don't get how the Clinton's even hold any political sway anymore.

I mean Bill did SOMETHING that outraged enough people in the government of his day that they all got together and forced him out. A blowjob is a convenient excuse, but it had to have been more than that. And now his uncharismatic corrupt as shit wife is even being considered for President? Something's fucked up about that.

>>66065438
i have respomsibilities

>literally threw book at spider
it looked dedded
>come back for body
>no body
Fuck me, it's coming for revenge

>Seinfeld seasons7 onward forgo the stand-up entirely
That was the best part

>>66065453

Normie detected

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I need to sleep for work but I'm having too much fun being autistic.

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>>66065471
don't worry senpai, i'm still a loser on the inside

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>>66065469

elaine looks hotter too

>>66065443
It's nepotism, plain and simple. Look at how many US politicians and people of power are related. Might as well be the mafia.

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Nightly reminder

>>66064553
you ever do psychedelics?
if not, maybe go to the doctor. one of my relatives got them heavily before a detached retina, and almost lost vision in that eye

>>66065526

>if she has a feminine penis
>she

>>66064801
when I first encountahed the hennessy bottle, I was confused by its incredible GIRth, as one surely could not hope to pour a clean shot with such a bottal. I was to learn, howevah, that this shape was symptomatic of its use in the ceremonial "turning ahp", during which one must drink straight from the bottle without cups or aide

(this was shit I need to watch more documentaries to get the cadence)

>>66065641
liked and subscribed

>>66065670
could you tell it was herzog or no
I wanted to tie in that time gucci mane got some reporter fucked up on hennessy for $2k, but I got lazy and couldn't be fucked

Finally went to the dentist last week because I grind my teeth all night

Just came today to get my guard, now I have to wear this thick mold thing on the top of my teeth every night. Kill me

>>66065729

you mean a retainer?

>>66065718
>herzog

what

>>66065729
Stop doing meth.

>>66065729
That's unfortunate
I used to do that too when I was younger but I guess it stopped a few years ago

>>66065739
Sort of. It only fits half way over your top row of teeth and is a hell of a lot thicker

Goodnight to every little hour that you sleep tight

>>66065861
night lad

>>66065839
Still not the thickest thing you've put in your mouth

>>66065959
delet this

dont go to bed yet, /cum/

>>66065548
>tfw perma fucked with floaters and visual static from drugs

i dont even remember what it was like before.

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>Tfw WW3 pretty much guaranteed if Shillary wins

>>66066074
There's a whole day to waste laying in front of me

I'm so fucking hungry.

I've ran out of bananas and can only make one peanut butter sandwich to eat.

>>66066103
Really makes you think

>>66066166
Go to subway and ask for a footlong veggie delete on whole grain flatbread, no cheese, toasted twice, with all the sauces on it as well as salt and pepper

>>66066213
fuck that. just get the meatball sup with pepperoni and tons of cheese

I just gave myself an orgasm using my hand

>>66066228
No you fuck off that's the absolute fastest way to get a fuckload of calories in your system

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nah senpai

you get an italian BMT on italian herbs n cheese UNtoasted, monterey cheddar, lettuce, tomato, red onions, pepperocini's, good long drip of sweet onion sauce all along the base, give it 3 dashes of salt, and make it a footlong

Am I banned

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>>66065743
documentarist/director who I was aping
was a bad joke, but his films are genuinely worth a watch
>>66066096
sorry man
I've been keeping to low doses recently because HPPD fucking terrifies me
what was it that set it off for you, or was it less binary and more accumulated over time/experience?

Nah dog for absolute best results get the following
>12 inch multigrain flatbread
>Chicken and bacon ranch melt
>Swiss
>Toasted
>Tomato
>Lettuce
>Onion
>Pickles
>Ranch
>Subway Vinniagrette
>Sweet Onion
>Salt and pepper

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>>66066378

>12 inch multigrain flatbread
>Chicken and bacon ranch melt
>Swiss

lost me already

>>66066350
if it helps, then it did sound a little bit like a documentary

>not keeping it simple

Bacon caprese is the way to go.

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>>66066278
>UNtoasted

>>66066311
Yes. Or else I wouldn't see your post, fellow shadowbanned poster.

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WHERE TF MY /CUM/ BROS AT?!?!????
WHO UP??

>>66067642
everybody died

>>66067827
Damn.
At least I have still have (You) :3

>>66067870
i hate you though

>>66068017
What did I ever do to you? This is probably the first time we've spoken.

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What are you up to tonight, /cum/?

@66069120
dealing with assblasted leafs, comtemplating suicide, contemplating what I will talk to my therapist about tomorrow, contemplating changing my sweatpants, listening to Low, and typing a retarded post in a dead general on the international board of an anime image website
how about you

and trying to finish the Goebbels Experiment
also getting a glass of water
and wanting to die.

mornin buds

Bump because I'm eating my torta at school

>>66072077
6:43am here lad, waiting for the teacher to arrive

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GOOD MORNING /CUM/!!!

WHAT ARE U DOING TODAY?!?!?!?

>>66072160
i had 3 hours sleep
ech
>>66072166
smackin anime pussy all night

>>66072201
>smackin anime pussy all night
Nice

what kind of houses did the settlers live in? What's the architecture called

>>66072201
>i had 3 hours sleep
Just like me yesterday, you're gonna feel like a zombie by the end of the school day /:

Got a presentation to do today lads

I'm off to study

Have a nice one

>>66072233
meant to say smashin
i confused the cold tap for the hot in the shower too
>>66072284
tried sleeping at eleven, fell asleep at like 4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?sts=17086&utcoffset=-300&v=0DW31upNEEg&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile

new
>>66072766
>>66072766
>>66072766