/brit/

>>66052867
Epic bro

usa

>>66052867
tfw i had the same uniform... in high school...

what school is this? btw i was the korean kid bullied in a british school.

well lads, think the proto-gf is going cold on me

baka

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*walks into the thread*

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>>66052910
Fuck off ludford

>>66052968

what happened to his tie?

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Threads with Jenna increase well being by 12% according to a Harvard study

In all fairness I'd fucking paralyse a full grown tiger

I'd even allow it to ambush me from behind to make things fair

>>66052993
St. Patrick's day you hun bastard

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me& the boys

future suspect in operation yewtree

the sexual frustration off him is tangible, reminds me of a priest

>>66053060
Me in the centre left

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>>66052959
*pills your tie into a knot*
*my mate gets on hands and knees behind you*
*push you straight over him*

WAAAAHEY LOOK LADS THE CHINKY FREAK IS ON THE FLOOR AGAIN

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*walks towards you*

>>66053102
Stop fucking smiling at me you plastic spectacle ridden sap

>>66053089
not that kind of bullying
they treated me as an air and i couldn't approach
my parents would never let me study in those shitholes ofc

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Ah yes.

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me and the lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4MkzppLyN4

>>66053192
Was triggered by lefties using this as anti-brexit propaganda

>>66053173
ha

>implying a fucking tiger could beat the king of the jungle

wew lad

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>>66053164
>they treated me as an air and i couldn't approach
what did he mean by this?

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going for a shower lads

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>>66053318

shut the fuck up

>pound slumps to 168 year low
>Farage mongs bury their head in the sand and pretend nothing is happening

kek

KEK

>>66053352
pics

>>66053318
Lions don't even live in the jungle desu. Tiger is true king of the jungle.

>>66053342
exactly this, you not understanding my english. thats why everyone fell apart after the first week in school.

group work was the worst part.

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miss her lads

>>66053366
Lion = Conrad

Tiger = Eddie

stop bumping the other thread
leave the nonces to it. we're better off without them

>>66052867
Will the wee baby Georgie go to school with other peasants or will he get home schooled?

I'd beat any animal really. Tiger. Bear. Lion. Great white shark. Hippo. Crocodile. You name it, I'd fucking pound it's stupid animal face into dust.

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miss her lads

>walk down sweeties isle in tesco
>mouth starts watering
>massive impulse to buy something

never been that bad with cocaine lads, and yet sugar is legal but cocaine isn't

really makes you think

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It's time, Dahnald.

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>>66053318
Lions are little bitches
Tigers are gigantic and swole as fuck

>>66052959
>btw i was the korean kid bullied in a british school.
What part of the country? Sounds like a poor area, wouldn't happen in my school

>>66053491
A Brontosaurus could fucking stomp you m9

>>66053386
MUH EXPORTS

>>66053436
dude just get better English lmao

>>66053491
Silverback would crack your jaw with one jab

HA HA

K POP RUNTS HAVE BEEN PUT OUT OF BUSINESS

HA HA

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>people who get out of the shower to wee in the toilet

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>>66053570

>people who take a shit after they have a shower

>>66053532
Stiff

Slow

>>66053517
haha lads look at this bender

>>66053570
I pee in the toilet if I'm getting in the shower with the gf otherwise I pee in the shower

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>>66053558
very good

>>66053558
need an irish bf in my business sunshine

>omg this thread has an OP picture/topic i don't like
>g-guys this thread was made by a JF omg

just fuck off you autistic melt.

>>66052959
>high school
FOY

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my dayyyyyyys blud

>>66053633
K-shit thread literally just got deleted

>People who leave the shower to take a shit

Just mash it down the drain with your foot you sad case

Post one word that sums up your personal 2016 so far.

>>66053620
>>66053622
snap

>>66053633

lmao you k-shitter

>>66053658
shit

Why do some people on /brit/ sperg out this hard at anime/kpop?

>>66053436
should probably learn better english then mate

>>66053652
tbf it applies to the janny too lol

>>66053658
destabilizing

>>66053658
cocaine

all my clothes are florence and fred

>>66053653
Have fun cleaning out the drain

>>66053658
smug

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>>66053458
1) her account is back
2) sinead >>>>> veronica

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>kpop
AHAHA

>>66053658
dull

>>66053630
classic.

The scots are a hilarious people

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Imagine how silly you would feel now if you defended the knonce thread?

I'd be embarrassed to show my face here

>>66053653
lmao

>>66053693
Not British culture
And its spamming

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>k-shit thread deleted

>>66053526
was in it earlier and it was FULL of women

they truly are simpering creatures of hedonistic pleasure im glad they're forced into some semblance of respectability by the iron will of their male betters

BYE BYE K POP RUNTS BYE BYE

*waves bye bye to the kpop runts*

just woke up

>>66053652
>>66053679
I dislike weeb nonces as much as the next guy but I just don't pay attention to the OP.

>>66053658
>tfwnogf

>>66053693
dunno but it's pretty funny watching the runts have their little episodes about it

might start building a folder of kpop/anime to try and trigger them iih lol

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>>66053606

>>66053458
i really want to tear up her asshole

far more autistic to care about the op than it is to listen to kpop desu

>>66053658
discombobulation

cant even post kpop now without being called ludford
bit lame

>>66053658
shagging

>>66053658
addiction

>>66053736
4chan is a Japanese wensite

>>66053749
>Spergs out at an OP image
>Thinks that he has the right to call anyone else a runt
:^)

>>66053658
wank

>>66053627
I bet she pees on your feet without you realising

My 2016
>failed to find a new job
>realised I was a shit friend
>feel like i've become less funny
>got in shape
>sex life improved considerably
>got gf

not a brilliant year desu, not sure I like what I've become.

>>66053693
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

Janny always deletes kpop threads

>>66053843
Hawt

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REALLY makes you think

who's matt ludford?

>>66053843
hot

>>66053658
Almost

>>66053822
ur willy supper is rubbish

>>66053845
>>got in shape
>>sex life improved considerably
>>got gf

>not a brilliant year
reeeeee

>>66053543
>>66053386
>Provide legitimate reason why lower pound isn't bad
>Point to FTSE 100,250 & 350 reaching record levels
No point anymore lads. The eurocucks and remaniacs still cant believe they've lost

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>Kpop and anime literal fucking cocksucking queers and gimps pretending not to be massive cocksucking gimps by insinuating people who hate their gimp trends have the 'tism

No, it's you who has the 'tism, I bet you're all ludford lookalikes

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>>66053633
Gas the weebs and JFs

SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT I HAVE TO MEET HER PARENTS AND FAMILY

>>66053852
this

korean popular music is not welcome

>>66053900
I actually model myself on Ludford

>>66053875
kpop spammer

>>66053891
>very large net importer
>claim weak pound is good

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>66053900
>this post

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>>66053458

think thsi girl wants to do a skype sex lads

get in

luke, i am your father

>>66053964
wew

more

I never let anyone out when I'm driving.

>date tomorrow
>some nasty throat ache/infection

baka

>>66053982
*logs back into DIA*

>>66053964

>gif

fuck off

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won the thread war lads

>>66053949
>FTSE indexs all at record levels
>LELELELE LOW POUND
Why are you lads so angry that we're doing fine?

reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQdpEXwRPoQ

wouldn't mind it if I passed away in my sleep tonight

matt, i am your waifu

>>66053964
shes a mentally ill bint

alt-right version of twitter commie slags

>>66053900
>Still sperging out 22 minutes after this thread was create
>No, it's you who has the 'tism
:^)

realized* i had massive deodorant marks on my black shirt when i got home from work today aghahga

*realised

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Posting some British music to appease the janny

https://youtu.be/1GYYYZbGEuU

For those who wish to post Korean music, please visit /asean/ or /kpg/

ever since i stopped drinking upwards of 140 units of alcohol a week my appetite has gone up something fierce. gained like 10 lbs in the space of 6 weeks. only had my tea 3 hours ago and gonna need to drive to maccies very soon

>>66054030
Ah yes FTSE makes up for your Zimbabwe tier currency

That dev patel fella has quite the convincing melbin accent

>>66054028
I knew we could do it comrade

Hordes of kpop and anime nonces, beaten to a pulp. Credit where credit is due however, the janny utterly annihilated them, but we did most of the hard work and they where on their last legs.

To victory!

>>66053982
Screenshot senpai

>>66054080
How much is a unit?

what qualifications do you need to be a paramedic lads? Might do it loooool

>>66054126
Half a pint I think

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>>66054096
Not sure what that makes your currency then

>>66054030
There is one paddy poster who is eternally buttblasted about Brexit because his """country""" will forever be a slave to the yuros

There's literally no reason why I shouldn't become a heroin addict

how do i get a closer relationship with my dad lads?

i want to spend time with him and socialize with him but im a fucking sperg

my willy

>>>/r9k/32042657

>>66054073
Novelist has lost it mate, too much cheese.

Thinks his 3rd eye is open, but it's beyond repair.

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>>66054100
>he thinks different parts of australia have different accents

going to "bed" lads

night

>>66052959
we didn't have foriegn people in my school

>>66054132
paramedic science degree

most ex-polys will do them

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it's literately all the grime nignogs that are anti-kpop

quite funny really

at least we have a currency

My mandem grew up in the endz

>>66054186

nice filename you bent runt

>>66054186
wish benders like you would stay in your containment board desu

>>66054168
Pro tip it's better to have the euro than pound now numpty

>>66054223
they think k-pop is anti-black

crayon autist is back

>>66054126
10 ml of pure alcohol. 20 units a day/140 units a week is equivalent to drinking about 10 standard strength cans of beer per day

>>66054232
that's what your mum said last night

>>66054126
10 millilitres of pure alcohol
A quart bottle of spirits is about 26 UK units
t. 13 ml masterrace

prefer the /int/ threads of old if i'm honest

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future garage

>>66054223
Fuck off boy george

>>66054223
Theres only 1 grime poster on /brit/, he probably doesn't care about kpop either

>>66054200
>when I'm on the riddim I show my skill
>don't bun cro - I don't know how to bill
Novelist doesn't smoke mate

>>66054186
>jew mutilated

Will we be able to trade our sovereignty for extra food rations or coal lads?

>>66054244
it's better to have your own currency than the Euro numpty

how can one currency work for Germany, Greece, Portugal, Ireland etc at the same time? How do you calculate the inflation for that

>Labour should ban all men from standing in by-elections, MP Jess Phillips says
Ah yes, very equal

Send me something decent to wank to there

>matty and callum bump into each other on a Birmingham back street

what would happen lads?

>>66054244
>Paddy says lower currency is bad
>Point out that Pound is still higher than the Euro
>Now Euro is better than the pound despite being lower in value
Not following your reasoning Paddy

>>66054186
Got a hard on now, what's the code in the post

>>66054313
yardley mentioned

name that girl who fucked up the discussion of whatever board you used to browse.

for me it was harriet and EK on /sci/

why do girls have a tendency to make everything about themselves regardless of context

Haven't you heard? Cut is the new uncut.

it's 2016 boys, get with the picture.

get in the kpoptube

>>66054244
t. greek, irish, italian, spanish, portuguese and deutche bank bailouts

>>66054326
Callum is Midlands poster I'm assuming? He'd batter Ludford to a bloody pulp tbqh

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>>66054247
ummm kpop is anti white sweetie

Business idea: set up a rival site to 4chan with a more modern design and the ability to sort posts by quality through a voting system

we must abolish all religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NPPE6a7mSI

>>66054332
It's all relative you absolute mongo

intelligence of you gimps is astounding you actually thought you were clever voting brexit

listening to floating points

>>66054354
boxxi and jessi slaughter on /b/

>>66054335
nvm ;)

>>66054373
they're both from brum

>You're in the club and Rafael 'Dormers' Stone walks up and slaps your girl on the arse

How do you react?

>>66054354
monica

>>66054354
and here you are mentioning some literally whos on a completely different board

ughh i just WISH they'd stop being SUCH attention whores

idiot

>>66054313
>tomorrow she is sacked for being a sexist

>>66054424
pls

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>>66054376
>/r/asianmasculinity

>>66054354
Poleaboo, lickdicki and kshitters on /brit/

gonna off myself some time this year i recon

>>66054391
*tips*

>spend all day hard at work managing the call centre thinking about korean pop
>drive home in your second hand car listening to korean pop
>open the door to your studio flat, walk past the framed 2:2 BA (Hons) in Communication from Birmingham City University to your computer
>play korean pop music in FLAC from your speakers which are placed on packs of A4 printer paper
>post korean pop stars on /brit/ for 6 hours until you start to feel sleepy

>>66054397
>It's all relative you absolute mogo
Indeedy and our currency is higher in relation to yours :^)

>>66054471
beg

>>66054454
they started it by tripfagging

>>66054444
heem the cunt 1v1 guardian

>Paramedics start on 22k and top out at 35k

wew, fuck that.

someone post ludders standing for UKIP in the local elections please

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>>66054397

>>66054500
Matty never finished Uni I thought?

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might go for my second dinner of the evening soon

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>>66054320

>>66054471
kill yourself

>>66054504
Not compared to pre Brexit which is why your import/export is going on the shitter

This is very simple

>>66054500
he's a manager? not too shabby

>>66054546
What a bull of a fellow

>>66054546
looking strong, thick etc.

routine?

>>66054564
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37428764
Truly down the hole. Back to the bread lines boy
.

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>>66054530

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Doing a poo

Not in the loo

>>66054376
well k-pop stars sometimes do black face, and wear dreads and grills in their music videos, which offends black people

archive.is/rvf7z

^ole ludders facebook

>>66054547
feel like this person has a willy

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If Trump gets elected, I'm coming over, and I'm bringing Muslims with me.

I sympathise because I can relate to being stitched up by the police and your peers, with no way out

>Syrian terror suspect Jaber al-Bakr commits suicide in cell in Germany

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37638631

>>66054625
Any post September links there laddy boy

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>>66054627
>Losing to the Greens

>>66054654
shant be clicking this

>got changed into my pj bottoms for NOTHING


so outraged i turned my pc back on

>>66054547
what did she mean by this

>>66054320
No wanking while on /brit/, it's rude and supposed to be done alone

matty mate, are you actually here?

what groups do you like?

>>66054547
sauce, brethren

preferably a code of the specific video

>>66054684
Can you link you the article on the FTSE 100 and 250 reaching record highs if you fancy. BBC haven't done another one like this as far as im aware

>>66054688
What kinda pjs are you rocking?

stop killing the mandem

>>66054688
show us your bottoms

>>66054750
vertical stripey grey ones

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>>66054668
>>66054690
>>66054722
absolutely no clue to be honest

>>66054668
>>66054690
I'm pretty sure that's Julia

eating some salmon flaked into some rice with chilli and lime sauce
berry nice

what kind of adult male wears fucking pyjamas?

what I like about r9k is the large variety of people you get there

it seems as though most people on /int/ have pretty much the same personality

women OUT
poofs OUT
sheeds OUT
blacks OUT

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Daily reminder that if you phone Gallinet during office hours and ask to speak to the manager of whoever answers the phone, they will put you through to Matt.

Their number is 01384 237333.

>One of Britain’s biggest supermarkets is running low on everyday household items after Tesco refused to bow to demands from a major conglomerate to raise prices in the wake of the Brexit vote

wew

>>66054769
doesnt have sauce and is a pissrunt

wonderful

>>66054798
r9k is all socially inept, angst-ridden narcissists, all the same.

What a disgusting inbred island
I despise all of you. All of you disgust me

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>>66054760
>>66054750

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would you a dutchess of cambridge?

>>66054789
tis the season for jimjams.
also double pillows and duvets time.

>>66054769
>when your wasted gf gets a far-away look of concentration on her face while you wait for a taxi

>one of Britain's biggest provinces is running low on everyday potatoes after Ireland bowed down to demands from the mainland to sell them

woo

>>66054853
alri bolivia

>>66054857
fug

>>66054812
literally who?

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>>66054812
>being this much of a fucking pansy to do it yourself

>>66054856
Classic

Does it have a willy hole too?

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>>66054799
because of all those years in the simulators

>>66054814
>Several of the items they're claiming are too expensive have their ingredients sourced from the UK and are produced in the UK
Open your third eye lad. Stop the salt and let the threat be comfy

>>66054853
lmao nice flag jamaica

>>66054856
Pull them up a bit and show us your legs? x

>>66054911
yes but i'm NOT posting that

>>66054857
post william

>>66054842
the mentally ill are interesting

here you have boring aspies and "social anxiety" whereas over there you have schizos

Literally no first generation immigrants where i live lads, only ever met eastern europeans when visiting other places

>>66054856
>single bed

>>66054814
How am I going to eat my daily jar of marmite now?

66054830
>he has basic bitch taste
>is a leaf
colour me shocked

>>66054948
i have no friends to share with

>>66054919
in case you didnt realise they want the prices up because the pound isnt worth shite in the world market now

>>66054812
>Wolverhampton
Interesting
Will phone this tomorrow tbqh haha

>>66054903
I'm going to Matty don't worry :)

>>66054856
is that a bunk bed?
why is there a lightswitch next to your pillow?

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>>66054857
>iPhone goy

best way to kill myself? :)

>>66054962
only mentally ill faggots enjoy watching women piss themselves

>>66054886
£2.99 for 5kg of potatoes near me

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>>66054944
thinking about america

>>66054976
>Back to saying pound isn't worth shite
>Still worth more than his own currency
Senpai please stop

>>66055000
drowning in poo

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>>66054916
wrong

>>66054992
no, just got draws underneath

its a reading light, for reading books (and very useful for late night pee trips and atmospheric lighting during drinking/drugging)

>>66054969
I'll share with you :3

>>66054812
would LOVE someone to do this and record it
ask him why he posts the kpop

>>66054769
wee mentioned

IM BACK

>>66054962
nice titties. Big and firm.

66055012
>anything but missionary? EW, DISGUSTING

>>66055033
Do you use the willy hole for those pee trips?

>>66055056
ok

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>>66055056
>manx

>>66054798
they are the demographic as here m8. they just speak more openly about their lives because they can't get told to fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPLqVL4GHVU

>>66055029
relative you mongo, do you understand anything at all?

what they make isnt worth what it was in foreign markets now so they want to up the prices

mouthbreather

>>66055012
normies get out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometimes drive my dads car on small trips to the shop and stuff. I have a licence but not on his insurance policy.

Do you think the bobbies would understand if I got pulled over or would I be fucked? I literally don't ever drive more than a couple miles around my town.

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He will score 3 against sc*tland

>>66055073
no i pee sitting down at home

>>66054856
post the other bottom

>>66053010
I would eat mile of her shit just to see where it came from

Got that Mussolini swagger

>>66055123
villa mentioned

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>>66052867
visiting Pirateland lads

>>66055152
i'll help you out

her arse

>>66055123
literally who

>>66055115
if you're not driving like a retard and it's in the middle of the day when it's busy (and the car is 100% legal so doesn't trigger ANPR) your chances of being pulled over are incredibly low

>>66055123
was at the pub for the scotland game last night

preposterous performance

>>66055099
relative to the pound, the euro is worth less

>>66055071
correct you degenerate mong

So you can't drive other peoples cars, even with their permission?

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Won my bet lads

>>66055124
alri feminist

>>66055193
against a euro16 team m8. not a fair comparison

>Excuse me sir how may I help you?
Umm yes I'll take one shit job, a no gf, one loneliness, a no friends, a kissless virgin and I think I'll start it all from age 24, thank you.

>>66053658
SKTM (stop killing the mandem)

Should I see Godzilla tonight or catch it Saturday morning and save $4/ticket?

Today I got a message from a "24 years old, thin" transgirl about visiting by for a fuck. She seemed a little desperate, so I initially brushed it, off but as my other plans for the evening dissolved I thought I would indulge. I said I was down and she sent me her address. I had a smoke and got in the car with a 6 pack of beer, a pack of condoms and a bottle of lube.

I find the place and she has left the front door opened. "...hello..?" I say, shivering with fear that I'm going to be assaulted by a meth-crazed gang of neo-nazi torture fetishists.
"Hi.." whispers back.

Now, for those of you who don't fuck strangers from the internet, there's something you may not know. There's a moment when you first meet a stranger where you decide to enter that dark apartment or run back to your car. You make a snap judgement "COULD i fuck this person? or not?" if the answer is "yes" go for it, but "no" you need to GTFO ASAP. My answer when I saw her was a drunken "Maybe."

"She" was a somewhat plain, feminine hispanic guy, who was unquestionably a gay man in a wig.

She leads me to the back of the stuffy dark apartment to her candle-lit room and long story short we fug a couple times. I feel like I'm choking on the smell of Fabuloso and scented candles and perfume. There was a lot of kissing. She played rap on the cheap speakers of her phone throughout the whole experience. She walked out of the room to talk to her room-mate a couple times. She said she "[hadn't] had a boyfriend in almost 10 years, since she was 20." She told me about her transition. She deep throated. I put on a condom and rubbed it on her ass, but I was honestly a little gone and had a hard time keeping a boner to push it in. She kept begging me to bareback her but no fucking way.

She ate my asshole too I didn't know I was into that but I guess you learn something new every day. I took a shower but I can still smell her candles and cheap perfume and dingy room on me. Still smell stale latex on my hands.

>>66055185
Fuck off

>>66055195
Given trying with him at this stage chum. Paddy is just angry that he ditched the UK only to see it go free whilst hes trapped in the EU

>>66055214
You have to be on their insurance

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>i pee sitting down

ha

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»correct you degenerate mong

>>66055270
It's hella comfy and you don't have to aim

>>66055224
why is this so funny i cant stop laughing

They don't want me to post this, but look at all these 24s:

>>66055224

>>66055233
>age 24

>>66055243
>24 years old

>I pee standing up
>I forfeit comfortably sitting down and having a nice relaxing piss just to feel like a real man who don't need no toilet seat