/brit/

maisie

>>66050284
this

fed my cat

couldn't fucking take it anymore

How has no one firebombed Liverpool since the Nazis?

kpop

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hmm

Would you date a girl who is overweight if she had a really pretty face and a 10/10 personality?

SPEZIALISTA

>>66050320
post an example

"Brit"? Isn't that like... The Beatles and stuff?

Got a couldn't reach site error earlier today trying to access this site.

Honestly thought died off and that may be it for 4chan

>got a match on tinder
>unmatched already

wew lads

bit fucking rude eh

>>66050284
2bh this

*walks in with a sassy strut*
hot stuff coming throug-
*slips on a banana peel*
aaauhggooahuauha
*falls down the stairs and breaks my back*

going bed desu

night haha

>>66050318
he's not wrong

>>66050318

Theresa May could announce EEA membership tomorrow and it'd rally up to $1.48 again.

This is just speculator wankers speculating like wankers. Nothing has even happened yet. Nothing has changed.

>>66050320
doubt it, inability to look after yourself like that is a red flag.

should i buy a ps4

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Lads Apprentice is a bit shit this year isn't it

Daily S I M P S O N W A V E delivery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJax20CcrvI

>that feel at 0:50
oof

looking up the price to go visit the gf
not as expensive as I thought it'd be

subscribe to my blog

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The so-called scran has arrived boys

Crispy duck with orange sauce
Szechuan king prawn
Egg fried rice
Chips and prawn crackers

>>66050419
you mean every year since like 2011

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>>66050318
update ladss

>>66050431
Fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

howling and screeching

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>>66050339

Brexit has the potential to be positive but I feel like it's going to turn to shit because bremainers are so desperate to say 'I told you say'

>>66050414
no

costly time-sink for tubby betas.

spend it on drugs or a bicycle.

>>66050448
Still watching though desu wtf

if Stefan Molyneux posted in this thread, his post would have a leaf flag on it

makes you think

just smashed my kneecaps in

>>66050382
sour dreams

>>66050431
really like this post-irony internet gimmick

>>66050441
>all that sugar
>all those low-grade fatty carbs
>chips with a chinese

you fucked it m8

>>66050455
can't believe people are like this

i used cocaine as a dieting aid

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>>66050503

>>66050463
I hate to say I told you say but I told you say

>Zac

>>66050460
that's fine 2bh, she's just bottom-heavy

>>66050455
>aye

Knew the jocks were behind this

>>66050509
>he cares about the nutritional value of a takeaway
>his chinese doesn't do the best chips around

mate

>>66050458
gatti

>>66050455
me in the pink

>w-well the euro w-was behind the p-pound, so th-there!

>>66050503
>the alt-right movement is headed by brits and canadians

can yanks even think for themselves for once?

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>>66050271

>Not Henderson's

u fucking wot m8?

bought some thermals

*makes you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain*

>>66050455

>Euro was 10p behind the pound

Bremainers are as stupid as most Brexiters. No one has any fucking idea what they're on about.

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>>66050318
>>66050455
>facecuck
>muh bankers and big business millionaires losing money boo hoo

you wanna scrap

>Chester

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me

>>66050568
>Henderson
Criminally underrated

Things to tell my GP on Monday

>I self-harm
>I self-med transgender drugs
>I am depressed and considering suicide

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>>66050455

And its nov, wait, stop, wait, spin an MC around the block, wait, bare man arrive but theyre not great, Ill bun an MC like a hot plate

Has your life turned out as you expected?

>>66050463
surely it would have to turn to shit prior to them saying 'i told you say'.

It's already turning to shit, and gets worse any time the govt. hints at actually invoking article 50 or pursuing hard brexit.

>>66050641
Hendo's well overrated. Reckons he's the new Stevie G la

>>66050318
>where is David Cameron
didn't he quit?

>solo travel
>solo restaurants

is there anything more grim

literally everyone would be thinking 'billy no mates

>>66050663
didnt really have any expectations but im still happy

>wasting your GP's time with meme mental disorders

christ you're disgusting

think I've gone a little bit mental lads

started chatting absolute bollocks to myself out loud

>>66050641
Just a shit jack wilshere

My self esteem fluctuates between good and bad about 30 times a day. Literally. Wish it would just stay good desu.

>>66050565
Americans don't have freedom of speech ironically.

they can shout nigger in times square but they can't criticize government policy.

>>66050663

When I was 12 I wanted to be a millionaire and/or rally driver.

So no. No it hasn't.

>>66050663
25 years old and NEET with a criminal record

but at least I'm finally transitioning

>>66050677
what? did he?

was wondering why he was missing from PMQs for a while. fucking hell this is huge

the man's eyes bulged from his sockets
the left had actually burst and lay on his cheek
his grin was even worse:
a large, grotesque ear-to-ear rictus

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>Poleaboo comes into the surgery
>Is suffering from depression
>Wants me to refer him to a psychiatrist
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

What does poleaboo look like?

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>>66050655
>remainers aren't britian-hating traitors, seriously guise, stop saying that

*jizzes in your relish*

>>66050711
Its the other way round

>>66050705

too scared to go to the GP
don't see how any doctor can help me out of this abyss

>>66050705
I want a referral to a therapist or gender identity clinic

>>66050757
dont post it

>i'm going to tell my gp stuff that'll get me sectioned
ah yes

how did your disciplinary go btw?
doing some celebratory bumming tonight? or some consolatory bumming?

>>66050762
hardly
we unironically have better speech laws than most US states.
only a handful are better.

is anybody out there??

>>66050781
this, don't want to have another 20 minute laughing fit

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Really makes you think

God I fucking hate Zac. Would give anything to twat the wonky-specced little prick.

>>66050757
oh lad you don't want to know

>>66050441
>not salt and pepper chips

Do you even Chinky?

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>>66050760

>>66050860
what did I ever do to you, Chester?

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>oh lad you don't want to know

>>66050844
excellent post

>>66050877
You mean salted chilli chips right? Just a typo yeah haha?

'bena fuck off to /r9k/, this is a normie general.

>>66050934
how can I achieve this look?

>>66050934
that's an old photo hehehe

>>66050844
ah yes
demonising the working class
excellent strategy

>>66050969
PNTS

Feel like I'm going to vomit

A whole toblerone, KFC burger meal and HRT drugs are not a good mix

>>66050922
He was bullied as a child so he has to release his anger somewhere

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>he thought a 10/10 face didn't exist

when will he stop posting?

might stay up really late and ping it round monte carlo in the fiesta

>>66050878
Lol

>>66051007
>A whole toblerone

Hope you're joking

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>>66050844
>facecuck.com/antibrexitcartoons

>>66050988
*underclass

>>66050966
/brit/ is what I will it to be

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>ah yes
>demonising the working class
>excellent strategy

>>66051017
tip of her nose is a bit too big
she has bahs under her eyes
top lip could be a bit thicker

other than that she's good

*smegs your arse*

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>>66050966

>>66050844
why are they all white?

>>66051007
thought you were on a diet hehehe

>>66050934
ayo trex come help me swag this kid out

>Internet suddenly goes shit
>100kbp/s download, 20mbp/s upload
>practically unusable for an hour or so
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

>>66051045
I thought it would keep me full all day and I considered it a treat, kill depression for a bit and cap off my DNP cycle

>>66050911
Tim levels of delusion
You are in the wrong and always have been

Was gonna get a bicycle but then remembered I'm not bent

Greater London is Zac

think i'm the most unloveable person on earth

>>66051096
Virgin or plusnet?

>>66051085
don't speak pasta sorry

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>A whole toblerone

fb.com/590045977727874/videos/1159122150820251/
Don't understand how women can get so emotional over celebrities
My sister started crying when she found out that Little Mix would be supporting Ariana Grande on her European tour

>>66051083
It was a cheat day

I was under 145lbs yesterday

>>66051096

getting throttled

>>66051117
Virgin la'

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Well done fucking idiot brexit mongs

>>66051109
#WeAreAllZac

would it be weird if i (23) shagged a 16 year old girl

she's nearly 17 and keeps coming onto me

it's legal right?

>>66051167
Their infrastructure is shoddily implemented, so inclement weather fucks with the signal

greater london is a COMMON NEGRO

>>66051129
And I don't mean a small one, I mean a medium-sized one.

Mummy's gone...
and you want to cry like a little baby

>>66051184
nonce

how to stop bacne lads?

That's back acne by the way loool

>>66051184
borderline nonce behaviour if I'm being completely honest with you mate

>>66051167
It says on their website that internet speed gets throttled from about 6pm-11pm on weekdays and 11am-11pm on weekends

>government forcing news outlets to publish pro-europe propaganda so that they can have a commons vote to remain in the EU

ahh yes

>>66051184
legal but pretty noncey, I wouldn't do it and I'm 3 years younger than you

>>66051191
Ah, VERY impressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tHTLd-WWA

Lads
I have about a grand in savings
with the pound looking the way it is, should I turn it into silver and/or gold?

I already put about £3,000 into silver and £1,000 in to gold over the past two years

Kind of want to go to Tesco.

Convince me not to

>>66051219
Go see a dermotologist. Get meds.

>>66051058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fmZ2C2CdA

>>66051219
accutane

>>66051184
It's like tax avoidance, completely legal but probably shouldn't tell anyone

>>66051184
legal as long as you aren't in a position of authority over her like a tutor or something, but it's pretty noncey and her parents WILL NOT like it if they find out

>>66051238
>shadow government
Fix'd

>>66051203
>>66051232
>>66051241

spooked beyond belief

>>66051255
seen this before
i like it

>>66051219
stop roiding

NEW

>>66051226
>>66051226
>>66051226
>>66051226
>>66051226

>>66051260
Teenagers will be hanging out outside the doors and they might say something to you.

>>66051317
Corbyn want's out as well though?
only the Blairite cabal wants in.

the italian cat...

>>66051184

like a scottish fiver

legal, but frowned upon

>>66051281
I'm not saying I wouldn't completely destroy her
just saying I don't think that there's a perfect women

>>66051323
It's legal so who cares

>>66051260
cornetto

>>66051356
>Teenagers will be hanging out outside the doors

Ah yes, the North

>>66051235
What the FUCK
That's some dystopian bullshit. So basically there isn't enough Internet to go around? I live in Britain, not fucking Yemen. My Internet should be fucking perfect at all times. Im actually angry about this, it's like living in the 3rd world.

>having a gf

FONT

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>the girl you're attracted to, who is fully capable pf reproduction, has not been on the earth for enough orbits around the sun for my liking!

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Where the roadman at?

>>66051414
A black man posted this

>>66051431
don't you know where you are friend?
this is a normie general, by normies, for normies

>>66051362
Nah, Corbyn bent over and voted remain because he realised he hates white British people more than the EU

It's Labour that are trying to overturn the referendum result

called someone a nigger in greggs today lads

relish tastes funny. doesn't taste rotten but it definitely tastes off. there's some white chunks floating around in it and idk if it's mayonnaise or what

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Why is my mouse not working lads

>>66051362
Corbyn did about 20 speeches banging on about how we should stay in the eu, got at least 5 leaflets with his face on and quotes from him about staying in the EU

For a man who sticks to his principles so much he bangs on about Trident, northern ireland, the monarchy and the Falklands even when it will definitely damage his popularity he isn't just gonna lie about wanting to stay in the eu

>>66051445
good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q

>>66051474
he probably voted leave tbf
just said remain publicly because otherwise he would have been lynched

>>66051487
very cute

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>>66051447

>>66051501
the gf when i force her head

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>>66051395
>perfect women don't exi--

>>66051487
It's clearly a hamster mate

>>66051487
:3

>>66051491
>sticks to his principals
>has opposed the EU for his entire life until he became labour leader

Gonna access her facebook again tonight and check if she's been talking about me

>>66051487
animal abuse kill yourself scumbag

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>All these remoaners whining about Tesco and Unilever

>>66051447
loool mans some moist swedish yout he ain't never licked no shots on road bruv

wonder what chester's actual issue with me is desu

is it because I'm a slightly more successful quasi-normoid?
is it the fact that I'm in love?

why?
why do you hate me so?

>>66051546
Whats this? Titchmarshwave?
It's kind of aesthetic

>>66051423
The third world actually has better internet than us because muh new lines vs muh upgrading existing lines.

>tfw you revived alanposting

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>managed to locate and post Alan in less than a minute
phew

>>66051561
Nah he's been very complimentary about social Europe for years, just because he said 5 seconds against the tax avoidance in Luxembourg during the 2015 leadership election and opposed it in 1975 (before social Europe and before it was even the EU) doesn't mean he's some staunch Eurosceptic

>>66051602
I think it's the fact that you're not ashamed about being doxxed. Annoys me.

>>66051423
I think you get an hour of full speed during that time but if you are still using full speed (e.g torrenting) after that they start to throttle you

>>66051551
she has a better moustache than me

forgot to alanpost lads

haha what am i like

>i don't stalk people
>i access people's accounts and read their messages without their permission or knowledge

ah yes, Amir "I'm the victim" Hussain

how droll

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found this earlier

did some searching and they're only selling for £20 or so on ebay

how long until it'll make me a billionaire

>>66051662
your obsession is unhealthy

>>66051612
This is true

2nd/3rd world countries annoyingly have super fast internet for super cheap prices

>>66051687
She's so perfect she's even better at being a man than you are.

>>66051718
They also have much lower wages

>>66051612
>>66051718
depends what country tbqh

>>66051662
>>66051602
Literally who?

>>66051705
No it isn't

>>66051662
I did a silly thing
I got doxxed

I'm a little ashamed but it's not like I can turn back time or undoxx myself, is it? So there's no point moping around about it
at least I'm pretty sure nobody found my Facebook.

>>66051760
zac desu

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opened one

>>66051760
redditflags pretending they're noteworthy

http://www.strawpoll.me/11417298
http://www.strawpoll.me/11417298

time to wash down the codeine with whisky

>>66051506
I think people would have respected him more if he had admitted he thinks the EU is shit like the majority of the population instead of letting himself be cucked into a remainer

>>66051804
>>66051794
hm

>Japans Communist party isn't a fringe political group and they actually have sway in the government.

Crazy. The communist party hold 1/4 of the seats in Kyoto.

El vino did flow

>>66051760
Zac
the one with the dane gf

>>66051792
Are you this mong? >>66050934

>>66051804
el vino?

>>66051743
glad you managed to find a way to say 'annasophia robb is like a man' whilst attacking my masculinity

>>66051774
how did he get doxxed then post it

>>66051861
yeah that's me.

>>66051581
>BBC News: your daily dose of anti-brexit remoaner fuel

Listening to that Wiley track, lads

LODS OF EMONE

>>66051863
It was very easy to do, since you're quite clearly a fucking fruit. A literal fucking vagina is manlier than you.

>>66051804

im fed up
i am fed to be honest

this place, sometimes i think it's a right shithole

>>66051869
>>66051869
i posted something from my POF (now deleted) without obscuring my username

>>66051581
yeah price rises are great

>>66051845
the virgin gf with a weird face?

so greater london is zac?

am I right in saying the original 'greater London is black' person was a different redditflagger?

>>66051918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRoRt155mA

*prfffarrrpppp*

safety haha

>>66051602
Let's focus on the actual cunt in these threads, Devon, AKA the Janny

>>66051970
no greater london is not zac
t. zac

update in the lifting things up world: man lifts heavy thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=merbDnXDvoU

Do you prefer Zac, Zachary or Zacharius?

>>66051918
my teams got a lot dons

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I'm absolutely ecstatic lads.

There was a power surge and when I tried to reboot my PC nothing happened, kept saying no signal. Thought I'd fried my $1500 desktop.

Today I got down on my hands and knees like a big boy and removed and replaced every component 1 by 1, and now its up and running again!

>>66051922
wossat spell?
LOADSA MONEY
problee

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>>66051926
that's true man
i will never be able to even attract PERFECTION like this

>>66051986
prefer him to you

>>66052029
It's Zac.
Just Zac
One person in the entire world calls me Zachary, and that is my mum.

>>66051862
y,e

>>66052036
>spend $1500
>break it
>replace every component
>another $1500
>surprised it works

well done you

>>66052061
LOADSA
LOADSA
LOADSA

>>66052072
bed time, zachary

>>66052065
>Peachfuzz is SCAWWYYYYY
Literal actual genuine fruit.

How many children would be alive right now if not for Brexit
A thousand?
A million?
A billion?
who can say

what do you Brexiters have to say to TEN BILLION dead children???

Going to Berlin soon lads. Anything to tell me?

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>Unileer pulling Lynx from Tesco's shelves
Pooey Lynx Lad on suicide watch

>>66052036
>doesn't have a UPS
deserve anything coming to you

>>66052101
get out of my thread, leaf

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>>66052088

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I lived the skins teenage lifestyle lads

Z for Zachariah

>>66052115
yeah there's a big abandoned airport you can cycle around but its filled with refugees now I think

>>66052107
bet you like them 'high test' and with a little extra down there eh

>>66052086
Replaced as in put back each component I took out.

Why the fuck would I be happy about having to buy a new PC?
>>66052127
what the fuck is the point? its not like i have documents that cannot be lost

>>66052164
good book, shit film

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brefer nod 2 say :DDDDDD

>when somebody pretends to link to a new but it's some unrelated thread and you don't realise, posting in there for 5-10 mins until you notice how slow it is

CCCCUUUUNNNTTTTTTTTTT

>>66052124
Where do ASDA and the other supermarkets stand in this? Did they agree to pay the price increase?

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>>66050860

Thought you were talking about this guy at first.

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>>doesn't have a UPS
>deserve anything coming to you

>>66052075
its a thursday

>>66052188
>Trying to act as if he's the straight one in this conversation
HOWLING

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>it's a "too depressed to wank" episode

>>66052210
heh
sounds like you got rused by a tricksy trickster

new
>>66047014
>>66047014
>>66047014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

This is actually proto-vaporwave aesthetic as fuck

>>66052124
alternatively on very happy watch

>>66052231
at least i have a great deal more facial hair than my female interests

>>66052213
probably haven't been asked yet

have a lot of spots on my bum

SLKGIER
lskjks skji ksfiskju skji ksjks ksgie

>>66052299
>At least I have lots of facial hair
>Outright admitted that ASR's peachfuzz out-facial-hairs him
SCREECHING

>>66052292
Stop posting anytime

Did you know that girls are told if there potential partner has not like Ladbible on facebook that they should dump them?

>>66052292
Julio Geordio>>>>all other harry enfield characters

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>By popular demand you can now support 4chan directly: Give to support 4chan


LITERALLY FEEDING HIRO MONEY

>>66052349
pics

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>>66052389
>there

hello? yes, this is dog

>>66052279
>>66052385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9WEqLeBuo

VERY IMPRESSIVE

>>66052435
I'm drunk plz no bully

>>66052389
Not surprising, ladbible are SJWs

going to drag my sorry carcarse into the bed and go to sleep to ensure i'm able to wake up in time for work tomorrow in the morning as i need to be there by but preferably some time before 9 oclock in the morning

There's a very beautiful girl that I am afraid to approach

However, last weekend at the pub I was off my face and she was there and she witnessed me acting like a general drunken menace starting fights and scrapping in the parking lot

I'm afraid I'll never ever have the chance to talk to her because she thinks I'm a scruffy drunkard tramp

>>66052357
>i can not into exaggeration for effect
it's ok I'm sure ASR will go for you once her transition finishes

>>66052438
epic post time

So comfy lying almost naked on a hotel bed with the heating way up shitposting on my laptop

>>66052506
Are you implying you are not?

>>66052518
>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!
>I'm the straight one here!
>ME!
>p-please
ROARING

Kayla Witt's knickers stuck right up her fanny crack on babestation

What do pharmacists even do?

>>66052563
keep us informed

>>66052554
No but I was hoping to give her the impression I wasn't. I swear, I only act like a miscreant when I'm drunk.

>>66052506
As long as you won you'll be grand

>>66052506

well u r oirish wuhahahuhuhah

>>66052568
pharmacise

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>>66052506
things that make you say "Hrmm...!"

>>66052598
and how often are you drunk?

>>66052568

Assist at farms

>>66052557
no need to be insecure lad /brit/ is a safe space

>>66052568
Let their paki parents pretend they're doctors

>stop smoking weed
>have massive mood swings
Not a fan. Was fucking buzzing before, but now I want to die.

>>66052568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dxJjXbnjg

I'm turning into a normie, spending more time with girls than guys these days...not sure how it happened

>>66052616
About twice or thrice a week

>>66052624
>no need to be insecure
>has spent 20 minutes crying about how insecure peach fuzz makes him
SHRIEKING

>>66052506
was stoned, blackout drunk and had been up for maybe 30 hours and started talking loudly to my friends outside about how i'd fuck a girl we know whom had shown up to the pub earlier with her family
friends stayed quiet
the next day they told me the window was open and her/her family were right on the other side

still feel like a total plonker lmao

>>66052581
Can easily see the shape of her fanny lips even though she is one of those girls who does their best to never show fanny

>>66052672
>I'm turning into a faggot, spending more time with girls than guys these days...not sure how it happened

>>66052568
They're like lower tier doctors. They study for years, billions of chemical combinations, just to become a glorified cashier

Then again it is super comfy, especially if in a wealthier area

>>66052688
>crying
i think you are projecting slightly my man

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>>66052653
Got a half oz sitting in my room, considering a smoke for the first time in a while

what makes tigers harder then lions then

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>>66052672
>guys who are friends with mostly/only girls
uhhh
you're turning into something alright

>>66052672
>spending time with anyone
you were already a normie you twat

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>>66052685
Just connecting the dots here

>>66052703
>stoned, blackout drunk and had been up for maybe 30 hours
wew lad