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korean pop

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>>66026942
HILARIOUS

>>66026942
Gets better every time you post it lad.

>>66026957
Two on the right are pretty bangable

>Week off work
>Some builders across the road blasting Key 103, the literal chav station
>Neighbour's dog won't shut the fuck up
>Not had one proper night's sleep

Ah yes, holiday

>>66026993
they work at night?

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alri thailad

>>66026984
my right or your right?

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>hate yanks tbqh

>>66026993
Why would you expect those involved in construction to be anything but chavs?

It's just like over here I wouldn't expect a construction worker to be anything but a redneck

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>>66027009
alri

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OI which one of you cheeky twats did this?!

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>>66026984
>did you just fucking objectify me you little runt?

>>66027007
No but everytime I get asleep dogs bark or something and they start first thing in the fucking morning.

I don't even live in a chav area, it's driving me fucking mental

https://youtu.be/-2xAYdTFQzk

CAN'T YOU SEEEEEE?

YOU BELONG TO ME!

>>66027039
Then don't sleep during the day you NEET fuck

>>66027039
oh no, people working normal hours who dont accommodate your lazy arse. what a tragedy.

buy some ear plugs you pillock.

>>66027032
Tbh I thought this was pretty low.

Decades old tradition of leaving a humorous note for your successor and the tories exploit it as if it was a serious note.

Bit low

>>66026993
the deaf don't know how easy they have it desu

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>>66027033
would desu

>>66027065
>>66027067
Ah yes, week off work, don't enjoy a lie in past 8am!

Fuck off NEET/student scum.

I shouldn't be subjected to their chav music when I'm in my own house.

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>>66027074
without photoshop

>>66027067
>>66027065
to be fair if you fuckheads bothered to read his previous post you'd see he was taking a week off work

My dad was a Ranger instructor back in his early days in the Army and one of his students pulled a Private Pyle except just offed himself instead of himself and an instructor

They heard a gun go off in one of the buildings and went in only to find a lad missing half his head

Bit mental that

>>66027082
*ring ring*

can i interest you in some double glazing?

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>>66027068

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>>66027094
h-he survived right?

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*stretches out*

>>66027082
again, buy some ear plugs.

or better yet, just keep complaining on 4chan. that should solve the problem.

>>66027099
*reports you to the information commissioner's office*

>>66027114
What are you fucking on about you runt?

I should buy earplugs and walk around my own house with earplugs in because runty builders have to blast their chav shit?

I've rang the company they work for

>>66027094
I'm sure he had his reasons.

>>66027131
>being wrong and avoiding hurt feelings is more important than being right

Great attitude for a political party leader

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ah yes

>>66027110
I miss classic South Park

Although yall probably don't even know about the GOAT Comedy Central show

Reno 911! (before they gutted it)

>>66027143
ignore the janny runt

i'd be livid too

>>66027143
>>I've rang the company they work for

Enjoy all the lads pissing on your front door

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Friday tomorrow

>>66027143
Snitches get stitches

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>>66027174
> first day of work tomorrow

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>>66027157
except that's a fucking lie

>>66027189
What job?

>>66027198
service station job la

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>>66027143
>I've rang the company they work for

>>66027190
that doesn't include exchange fees you fuckwit

fuck up

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http://labourlist.org/2016/10/labours-170-questions-for-david-davis-on-brexit/


170 Questions for Brexiters

>>66027157
Great. We can finally start exporting.

>>66027233
lol mong

>>66027157
devalued currency isn't a bad thing you numpty

we can now export a shit ton of stuff for cheap and get our manufacturing industry finally going again

>>66027253
>our money being worthless is a good thing

fuck off

>>66027238
What's wrong with these?

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>66027233
Are you a literal retard or playing the part?

>>66027264
It's not worthless, it's worth less than a neighboring economy which stimulates export and tourism.
A couple years ago when our dollar was worth more than the US dollar it was killing us. Now that it's so low jobs are booming because Yanks are eager to buy our shit since they benefit from the exchange rate.

>>66027253
Starting new industry now would be very expensive.

>>66027303
>being broke is great because other countries love being able to take advantage of you

>>66027264
Protip: Worth less and worthless are not the same thing

does marmite go off?

>>66027253
Too bad we destroyed our manufacturing years ago!!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37628854

fully fucked it up with the prozzie girl lads haha
never even got to put my willy in her
talking to a new one

>>66027311
Yes, having your job market and economy booming is the same as being taken advantage of and having a currency worth less than a neighboring economy is the same as being broke

Top notch economics

>>66027346
was she azn?

>>66027346
>with the prozzie
>never even got to put my willy in her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrH3XiMR3KA

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>Had to get Euros yesterday for my holiday tomorrow

>>66027311
China literally devalues their currency so they remain a major manufacturing company

/brit/ - blogposting edition

>>66027387
The best deals can be found June 22nd 2016

It's pretty simple lads.

As usual, this currency shit is good for Germany but bad for the poorer EU nations that rely heavily on brit tourism that will now start drying up.

People forget as well as taht Deutsche bank is literally about to fail

Business idea: wheel the bins out to the kerb

>Euromillions ticket was bought in Belgium and jackpot won by one person

Well done Brexiters!!

my uni has an employers fair today

are they worth going to?

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>Brexit

the british? Not a fan

BRECKS-IT
or
BREGS-IT
?

>>66027455
not unless the companies are industry leaders with majority market share or fortune 500 companies.

>>66027361
Remainers show time and time again that they really don't understand basic economics at all

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>>66027481
but muh holidays

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GET OUT YAAANKSSS
GET THE FUCKING HELL OOOUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS ISN'T YOUR GENERAL STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE JESUS CHRIST GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>66027474
wont be going for those companies anyway. just the local NHS trust stalls.

>>66027455
Not really, companies that need people and take the time to set up at a career fair will already have job postings online.
Basically anything you can so at the fair could be done at home online.

Why do people always think of Wonderwall when talking about Oasis? It's objectively shit compared to Morning Glory, Champagne Supernova and Don't Look Back In Anger.

>>66027455
Yes

Never miss an opportunity to network

I got my current job at one such fair

>>66027032
Cameron has done more damage to the British economy than Liebour lol!!!!

>>66027068
it was very low

about as low as its possible to get

cameron is a fucking cockroach glad hes fucked off desu

Business idea: replace the government with a benevolent AI

>>66027503
First song everyone learns on the guitar

Also all of those songs are shit

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Anyone else far more interested in the French and German elections than the American election?

I know America's is the most internationally important but seeing how France and Germany are two of the three big nations of Europe along with us, I find the future far more interesting with their relationship to Brexit and indeed the EU's future as a whole.

The fact that these elections aren't dominated by a two party system and have respectable politicians (both establishment and populist) running in them makes it that much nicer to watch.

Less coverage also helps keep my healthy interest in it and eager for more information- in stark contrast to the American election where there's a new piece of info every five minutes, and I just get bored of it.

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>Just go up to them and network bro

>>66027500
This is pants on head thinking

Nothing beats IRL interaction especially when it comes to impressing employers

Many companies will have actual hiring managers at their booths and you can land a job right then and there pending your resume and background shit checks out obvs

>>66027157
the pound was at parity with the euro a few years ago

business idea: replace the government sponsored benevolent AI with a maliciously coded private AI

>>66027542
This guy is always posted as an example of an attractive man, but his face is really weird and offputting

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>tfw look just like David Gandy

>flush the toilets
>a geyser a shit comes up from my shower canalisation
>i have to scoop up my fresh piss drenched shit at 8am from the shower

truly glad i didn't die in my sleep

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*lets out a long gentle fart*


i have found inner peace

good day brothers

>>66027530
>in its benevolence it opens up the borders

>>66027572
>flush the toilets
>a geyser a shit comes up from my shower canalisation

The city of France

>>66027566
He has high cheekbones and a chiseled jawline

that's pretty much universally attractive to women

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FIRST OF YOU BENDERS TO REPLY TO THIS POST GETS BEATEN UP

>>66027572
Sounds like you need a Pole

>>66027588
>that's pretty much universally attractive to women

The cheekbones ae part of what put me off, that and the weird sunken eyes

Maybe I'm straight or something, because this guy just does not appeal

>>66027566
ok then lets compare the men we think are handsome

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>>66027595

>>66027575
I drank a sip of off milk earlier and I've been ripping some savory ones all afternoon.

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>>66027595

>>66027615
>120x96

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>>66027614

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>>66027615
GA-HAYAAAAH

>>66027629
alri jamal

>>66027584
*opens trash bag I filled with shit*
*flings turd nuggets at you*
here's the city of fuck you mate

>>66027640
Cavill is from Jersey, try again

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> want to go shag me FWB but me mate Chad is already coming over for beer and to watch Game of Thrones

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>think of a comic
>it already exists

>>66027651
Not everybody that plows your mum is named Jamal.

>>66027671
>think of a comic

Kiddy rape?

>>66027655
Crown dependency is close enough

>>66027676
agreed. but everyone who cant drink milk is non-white, jamal.

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>tfw you'll never have a jawline like this

I miss him

faggots

>>66027702
Did you miss the part where I said it was off, or is drinking rancid milk no big thing to you?

>>66027708
> you will never fingerbang moot's boipuccy

>>66027708
>I miss him
Why? 4chan is just as shit as when he was here.

>>66027721
He's so white any milk is acceptable

>>66027721
chill your beans, chang

>>66027640
>NZ and Ireland LITERAL runts

laffin

Getting a proper 'what have I done' feeling about brexit desu over the economy.

>>66027743
the canadian and australian are irish too

>>66027745
So you missed it then.
>>66027753
Don't talk shit about Dredd.

*does impression of northerner*

arli't are ducker
go'n down't chippeh fer pin't

>>66027845
this is quite inaccurate

>>66027826
voted remain because i saw not a single tangible benefit from voting brexit.

>>66027845
nottingham mentioned

Poleaboo is now waiting at Edinburgh Haymarket for the train to Aberdeen

Wish I'd shaved, worn deodorant, moisturised and gone to sleep earlier

how can one country go from being a superpower to an irrelevant island in 110 years?

probably going to happen to the US too when the inevitable US civil war 2.0 happens

>>66027871
being smug on internet was a benefit
although nearly everyone was convinced you made a mistake

>>66027950
I don't know what there is to be smug about though.

>>66027946
when's the meetup

>>66027845
*does impression of southerner*

let's have a butcher hook
I can't adam and eve it
up the apples and pairs, through the dudley moore and plonk yer arse on'duh crap-pah

Just had massive deja vu and now my head feels really weird

>>66027871
>because i saw not a single tangible benefit

lefties always going on about their benefits. it's a chronic condition desu

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> legs are too sore from gym this morning to do cardio

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>>66027964
Never

>>66027974
zitto

>>66027972
Might be worth going to A&E to get it checked m8, you could have had a fit or something.

>>66027947
What did happen to New Zealand

>>66027974
heh

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>>66027947
> YOU EXIST BECAUSE WE ALLOWED IT
> AND YOU WILL END BECAUSE WE DEMAND IT

does troy baker have to be in EVERY fucking game?
get sick of hearing his voice

>if the Brits had just given the Americans their tea, America would be a lot more like Canada (fuck, maybe we'd be one massive super nation instead of two separate entities)
Why Britain why

>>66027964
3 hours from now

>>66027992
poleaboo looks like a hardman in the pic on the left

>>66027947
World Wars left us completely bankrupt and in debt to the United States who forced us to dismantle the Empire

>>66028019
will be hiding in the bushes and filming you ;)

>>66028018
would have preferred the poms just wiped out the yanks and start over tbqh

>>66027992
qt

>>66027992
he actually looks like a nonce on the right

>>66028015
Most yanks sound the same desu

*kisses you*

>>66028018
No representation without taxation

Might have enough time to shave and check in to my hotel before the hearing

>>66028036
Ain't no bushes in central Aberdeen

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daily dose of e-sports

>>66028005
I'm not prone to fits

>>66028039
But can you imagine how different history would be if we worked together instead of being at odds? Fuck me.
>>66028066
Gotta break a few eggs to shave a rooster, m8.

>>66028059
Not bad, it's a step up

Looking weak means more feminine

>>66028091
>blue contact lenses on a asian
disgusting

>>66028091
whatever this thing is it would be better off dead

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>>66028096
>Fuck me.
BENDEEERRRRRR

>>66028095
You might have had your first one just now though, or maybe a mini stroke.

Just go to A&E

>>66028091
>porn star nails
>contact lenses
>blonde hair
>eating pizza on a live stream

absolutely haram

Ahhhh wednesdays at uni

all the normies are off doing sports
no lectures whatsoever
comfy

going to cook a beef stew this afternoon and sip on a beer

>>66028130
Aye ye cheeky kunt, how's bout you say that to me face and we'll see how ye walk after I fookin glass ya.
Roo fuckin mongrel, failed bloody prison colony you lot are.

>>66028091
I'm sat in front of my computer eating cheese bread too.

Think people will pay me?

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>>66028153

>>66028033
decent banter 2bh, especially since we became more prosperous than you lot lmao

>when my grandad was my age Britain still owned India and half of Africa

Literally mad

>>66028160
You got a rack worth fuckin, batty boi?

>>66028183
I'm fat, so yeah my tits are decent size

Ireland has a weird reverse muh heritage thing going on with America

>when you drink sink water you literally drink recycled piss and shit

provokes quite the old synapse movement

>>66028100
why do you purport to be a woman but hold misogynistic views like this?

i cant take the idea you're trans seriously

>>66028199
The provincial village of France

is there honestly anything worse than students?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZaDkVgz2c

>when you drink piss and shit you literally drink recycled sink water

Ahh yes

>>66028189
*surreptitiously opens bitcoin wallet*

>>66028189
L U T O N
U
T
O
N

https://twitter.com/sanasuri/status/786134909911863297


ah yes, Karl Marx

>>66028212
No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797Saf5fPN0

>>66028205
Weak as in delicate or not overly masculine

>>66028218
Maybe if women became interested in higher paying careers that gap would go down rather than just screaming sexism and blaming men.

>>66028199
>he doesn't drink from a natural stream, therefore ingesting pure, UNRECYCLED bear urine
Reason you fags are so fuckin' feminine is you don't get enough of them raw hormones, boyo.

>>66028214
proof read your posts next time

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> post several posts over the past hour
> not ONE
> FUCKING ONE
> single reply

>>66028218
>get paid lower on average because maternity pay is only 60% of full time salary

>complain

>except to be paid full salary for not being in work

>>66028208
literally anywhere with a functioning water treatement facility you dunce

>Whitehall officials believe the UK may need to make big payments to the EU to secure preferential trading terms after Brexit, BBC Newsnight has learned.

Oh gee what a surprise who could have seen this coming?

/sarcasm

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so this... is the power... of brexit

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>>66028258

nurse, get me a bacon butty

I'm my boss had a vagina I would feel more tolerant as a wage slave #genderpaygap

diversity is strength

>>66028286
who's this frenulum conundrum?

>>66028302
>diversity is strength

Yet strength is not diverse, because women are weak

>>66028275
wtf I hate brexit now

>>66028286
who is this erectile entrepreneur?

>>66028322
Women rule over men

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>>66028314
Rachel Riley

>>66028275
>not showing that the train is about to crash into the end of the line barricade

>>66028275
Imagine being so dumb you don't understand the concept of momentum.

I'm my boss

>>66028362
thank you my good sir

*tip erect penis*

Interpol went to shit after Antics

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business plan: turn dirt into poo

>>66028366
>>66028365
Ahh never mind

>>66028384
who doesn't enjoy a nice relaxing shit after a bit of antics

>>66028199
>>66028262
I live near lots of reservoirs so I think I'm fine.

found Thailad's twitter lads

Genuinely think women make better managers than men desu, apart from when they choose to get knocked up and expect to be paid by a company despite contributing nothing for them.

>>66028286
where is this from?

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>>66028413

>>66028407
nice photo mate

>>66028384
Interpol were ever good

Full pay during maternity leave would be a good step towards increasing white birth rates

>>66028417
Maternity pay keeps women at your company. It's an investment in their future success.

>>66028454
Will it only be allowed for whites?

>>66028426
What did he want?

>>66028454
bizzaro rorke

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>>66028433
No idea

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>>66028466
>their future success.

succeed at what? being a woman? and some of them have trouble accomplishing that

>>66028484
Stop being racist you antisemite

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-i00jDTe8I

> this starts playing on the radio today

>>66028484
Their career success. Making women start from scratch every time they have a baby just means your company loses out on their talent and skill.

Full maternity pay and automatic consideration for promotion upon return to make up for the time they lost continuing the human race would pretty much solve these issues

>maternity pay

ah yes let me just pay a woman money for not working for a year

>>66028470
Nonwhite women work at staggeringly lower rates than white women

>>66028466
As long as it leads to more white babies I don't give a flying Fuck why companies do it

>>66028529
If you don't give maternity pay, you should ban the father from working too for the year. After all, parenting is a collaborative endeavour

alri thailad

>>66028466
In the jobs I've worked in (admittedly just retail and chain restaurants) the women don't really come back after maternity. All the middle-aged women are desperate for their partners to knock them up so they can finally become a mum and stop working in a dead-end job they don't really enjoy.

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I'm really attracted to my girlfriends friend.. Although I literally never talk to her i'm going to a party with them both next month. What the fuck do I do? Seriously my girlfriends friend is hot af.. But i love my girlfriend.

If I wanted to say let my gfs friend know i like her in a subtle way, what would I do? I just can't shake thinking of her.

>>66028566
Well considering how biased against new mothers employers are, can you blame them?

alri

>>66028592
Spend the month leading up to it begging for a threesome

>>66028597
In my jobs, they'd happily re-employ them - it saves the time and expense of training up a new manager (and the risk that the new manager might be shit). They're just not interested in returning, they have returned to their natural and happy role of raising children.

>>66028592
kys you're self

>>66028592
font

[spoiler]grab her right by the pussy[/spoiler]

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just booked 9th Nov off work to follow the yank election lads

>>66028652
Crap, I forgot. Need to be able to shitpost with you lads

At the laundrette

just walked into the launderette lads and some runt is sitting there on his phone, might go see how his day is going

I'm literally a washing machine

alri thailad

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>>66028592
nothing worst than a scummy cheater

>launderette

It's called a laundromat

>>66028592
had a similar situation myself and what made it worse is both my gf at the time and her friend knew i fancied her more.

looking back on it, thats probably why we split

alri

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>Mfw this guy sitting next to me just snorted washing powder

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Ahh yes

not to keen on racism lads

>>66028721
>place where poor people gather when their tattered rags are filthy

I imagine the stench must be overpowering

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>>66028724

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>People are so poor they can't even afford a washing machine

>>66028715

that's my gimmick fuck off

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>>66028592
>Go to party with her.
>Wait until she's alone.
>Approach her.
>You: I have something I need to tell you.
>Her: What?
>You: I'm getting this off my chest and I need to do it quick. My heart belongs to my girlfriend, but you can have my dick.
Trust me mate, bitches love poetry.

>>66028566
and then they sit and complain about not having a job. but secretly they really really dont want to work.

i work in an office and i would say 95% of the women here basically do nothing but gossip and look pretty for our clients

>>66028566
>All the middle-aged women are desperate for their partners to knock them up so they can finally become a mum and stop working in a dead-end job they don't really enjoy.
so why don't they?

>>66028731
That's literally a movie about Germans getting cucked that's not a porn isn't it?

>>66028731
Is the ethnic bloke a 'fugee

HOWLING
some runt just fell into the washing machine in this launderette i'm in lads

some lads came over and turned it on

he is fucking losing his nut in there HAHAHAHA

keen on racism lads

>>66028779
>and look pretty for our clients
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37573886
>A recruitment agency has been criticised for advertising jobs only for "attractive women", as well as specifying bra size.

>Matching Models in London describes itself as "an international temp agency for beautiful and talented people".

>The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) called it "appalling, unlawful and demeaning to women".

>Rebecca Hilsenrath, chief executive of the EHRC, said it would be writing to Matching Models "asking for them to clarify their hiring practices immediately".

SEXIST!!

interracial relationships are not cuckoldry.

thinking that white women you're not in a relationship with, are in a relationship wtih you and thus them having relationships with people of other races is some how cucking you, is incredibly absurd.

people should be free to do what they want.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewchampion/this-is-uge?utm_term=.ucj93Zqox#.xqlyVRXx9

They're unironically all stereotypical numales

>>66028834
>people should be free to do what they want

They should, but they're not. Same way women should be able to walk around alone and drunk in a miniskirt and not get raped, but they can't.

The real world isn't perfect and you're responsible
for the consequences of your choices.

>>66028779
I work as a barman at the moment and it's the same sort of thing - it's an old adage that it's the girls' job to bring in the customers, and the guys' job to serve them. On a busy night I'll probably serve 3-4 customers in the time it takes a female colleague to serve 1, but people like looking at attractive women so it's worth having a mix behind the bar.

>>66028789
Their fellas mostly don't want to knock them up as far as I can tell - not necessarily because they don't want kids, just that it's not exactly a great time to be starting a family seeing as the majority of people don't have savings.

>this-is-uge?utm_term=.ucj93Zqox#.xqlyVRXx9

hahaha

no

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>that would suggest higher inflation being tolerated

Fuck.

>>66028827
pretty sure our hr dept hires only attractive people.
subconsciously ofc.

WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY

>>66028882

this

saw that and decided I shan't be clicking this FYI

>>66028865
sorry but actually in terms of choosing partners people are free to do as they want.

>>66028827
>having attractive models is sexist
what the fuck is going on in this world

>>66028927
Of course they are. And they have to live with the consequences of choosing a partner of another race, including the condemnation of nerds on the internet

>>66028927
Unless you're a Muslim woman as you'll get honour killed for marrying a non Muslim

>>66028737
Unironically never been one

Almost had to but then my power came back on

>>66028941
and those who kill you would be punished by the law.

some women do leave their communities behind and go after non-muslims
>>66028940
fair enouh

Hard Bregzit being undone as we speak

>>66028827
If both candidates have the same qualifications but one was attractive and one was ugly... Who would you hire?

>>66028994
How so?

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The mad bloodhound, Mike Hoare

>>66029018
the taller one

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>ywn have sex with Lee Ann McAdoo
Might as well get the rope out

How many child refugees will Lily Allen fit in her house?

>>66028994
>Bregzit

FOY

>>66029034
theres a name i havent heard in years, he is still knocking around I think

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>>66028994
are Theresa would never let that happen

>>66029027
its going to a vote in HoC

Surely the best way to go into the brexit negotiations is to ask for single market and controlling immigration and then negotiate down instead of starting at either leaving the single market or not controlling immigration...

>>66029101
Reuters would disagree.

>>66029080
haven't you heard? she's back tracking already

Alone at uni again

Le sigh

Wish we had free swimming pools lads

>>66029179
reddit

>>66029203
they're called lakes

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Am I edgy if I think this would be fine?

>>66029203
How much could it possibly cost to go for a swim?

>>66029264
>American humour

It's not even funny. Just unnecessarily bleak

>>66029264
Why are they arresting the white guy but ignoring the muslim family? Is this Trump's America?

>>66029275
Doesn't cost much to swim in ur mums pussy

>>66029275
£5.80 at the only pool in walking distance

>>66029309

cuz of the BBC hanging between his legs

>>66029264
>>66029294
>Most successful comedians are liberal
>Liberal propaganda still surprisingly unfunny
Really makes you think.

>>66029343
:/

Can't wait until all these Remainiacs start killing themselves.

Looking at some pictures from the Soviet Union

>>66029343
It's £3.50 at my local

>>66029432
We'll just go to Oz.

>Going on holiday today and printer breaks before I can print boarding pass
>panic
>Go to local library
>It's full of scrotes
>One guy looking at young girls on Facebook and rubbing his groin whilst clicking through profile pictures
>Loads of weirdo men playing some sort of Clash of Clans game
>Homeless people shouting and making noises

Never again lads

>>66029468
You could have just gotten the boarding pass from the airline kiosk.

>>66029495
>>66029495
>>66029495
new