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>>66023791
Where is footkraut
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>>66023756
Second for Asian feet.
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>>66023756
Canada edition?

Lame.
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>>66023806
It's one of those exceptionally rare times where he's either working or asleep.
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>>66023791
I second this notion, but I'd also like to point out the beauty of flat Asian chests desu
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>>66023815
and small Asian butts.
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asians are ugly
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>>66023830
excellent post
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>>66023826
The best, desu
They're so cute
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me so horny
>>66023830
where the pic of your gf?
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>>66023815
I just saved this pic. Love small, round Asian butts. Feels so good on the dicc.
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>>66023818
When you get your wife off of her Somalian cum diet I'll stop shitposting in foreign generals.
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>>66023830
more for me, friend. In fact an asian qt just messaged me on okcupid today.

But f-fourteen eighty eight right?
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>>66023850
It's all yours my friend.
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>>66023855
>>66023846
triggered
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>>66023818
How can you be this assmad? Do you have autism?
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>>66023881
not really. I like latinas more
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>>66023875
I tip my fedora to you, my good sir.

>>66023881
>I was only pretending to be retarded ;)
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>>66023887
Dudes gone mentally. No hope.
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>>66023891
I'm quadwielding my fedoras and tipping them all at once in your general direction.
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>>66023855
>In fact an asian qt just messaged me on okcupid today.

Is he tall?
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>>66023905
He seems seriously mentally ill. He turns on a proxy to spam his folder of scat porn because someone "posted in a foreign general". Healthy people shouldn't get this angry.
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>>66023909
oh bo you got me! But heh, kid, you forgot one little detail.... and that detail is that it's the year 2016 and there's literally nothing wrong with being gay.

And by implying that that's wrong, all you did... was out yourself as a filthy bigot... congratulations, you played yourself.
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I'm going all in now

If I can't sate my yellow fever, I'll infect others with it
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Listening to Metallica lads, when it was a good band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRs4DCpLKs
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Sissy americans
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I hope you like it
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>>66023938
you are a mad man
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>>66023881
Why
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Stop posting asians. They're horrible
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Can anyone recommend meme shirts for an early 20 something white male?
All my shirts are just monocolor t shirts
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At the risk of having a locker room moment, I'm gonna say: I want to bury my face in one of these asses and just smell it forever.
>>66023891
>>66023906
>>66023875
>>66023938
>>66023954
please sit on my face
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>>66023973
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Wanna fuck a negra desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAXrRWLKzko
COME AND
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66023980
any of these

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/meme+t-shirts
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>>66023995
excellent taste
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>>66023995
>weaves
Nasty
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>>66023999
What the fuck
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>>66023980
meme shirts as in actually fashionable, or graphic t-shirts? /fa/'s sticky is actually not a bad place to start as far as men's fashion goes. IF you want memeshirts, look for etsy shops like doomsdayshirts or lightningbolttees
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>>66023934
This is a very progressive, Canadian post.

As a fan of the progressive step Canada has recently taken in electing Justin Trudeau (PBUH) I love it when I see brave Canadian knights fighting racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism, ageism, classism etc. on 4Chan when so many ignore it. Thank you for being a shining light and a wonderful example for all of us to follow here on 4Chan.org. I constantly see heartbraking posts by hatefilled shitlords (I'm sorry for cursing but I'm literally trembling right now) Whenever I see bigotry I just want to find the person who pupatrated it and give them a big hug and tell them it's okay and that one day they can accept themselves for who they are.

Thank you for standing up for all the people who can't stand up for themselves, thank you for giving me hope for the world and humanity, thank you, Canada.
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>>66023980
Polo shirts and wear some cowboy boots like a man
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>>66024028
>taking fashion advice from /fa/
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>>66023953
keep it up.
>>66023952
Finland.
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A Swedish negra
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>>66023984
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>>66024050
>belly ring
Trashed
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>>66024017
chicks love a good memer
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>>66024029
DUDE
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>>66024054
I never wanted to try erotic asphyxiation so bad before.
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>>66024067
yeah bro, where's my weed, dude?
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>>66023984
MORE THICCER
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>>66024065
Apparently not considering I'm not drowning in puss
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>>66024029
you're welcome :)

>>66024035
yeah nice meme arrow BUT, /fa/ sticky basically just says "wear some leather boots, good fitting jeans/cotton pants, and good fitting shirts/t-shirts in neutral earthy (black, sand, grey, white, navy, brown, olive, blue) tones". If you actually think that that's bad advice, continue to wear your running shoes and walmart jeans or whatever. I'll be over here receiving attention from attractive women.
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>>66024080
No
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>>66024080
zFUCK THAT'S NOT THICC LET ME TRY AGAIN
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>>66024104
Wew didn't know she posted lewds
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I CAN'T STOP

I'M GOING LEWD
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>>66024079
Literally the only thing he was good for and he goosed it.
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>>66024102
always the thic ones with the downies!
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>>66024126
>tfw first thing you notice is the feet
...
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whats the deal with califags?
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>>66024017
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>>66024126
is dat some Shiori Tsukada??? I over some Tomomi Motozawa in return.
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Something is moving in my pants I think it's a boner lads haha
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>>66024104
Who /alex shores/ here

Good meme
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>>66024128
He left it to the provinces to decide didn't he?
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>>66024162
Haha

Anti-thicc
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>>66024181
haaha she needs to eat a d
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>>66024199
Si senor
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>>66024174
No, the laws all fucked up. Legalization violates international agreements and other shit. Our defacto decriminalization stands as is.
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Why are all women shit except asians
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>>66024209
Hmm really made me think
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>>66024054
Why are there various sportballs in a classroom?
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>>66024240
Really made me Chink
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>all these fob qts on campus
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>>66024191
He still post here? Sad cunt tbqh.
But the belaruse cruise was lit.
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White 16 year old waifu master race coming through
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>>66024274
Gross
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>>66024274
>White
icky

Also I'm all out of work safe Asian qt pics so I'll leave with this one
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>>66024294
bye senpai
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Please have a good night, America!

See you later.
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>>66024321
a dios
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>Teens
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Lots of bad posts in here.
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where is my lesser dakotan friend
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>>66024347
>Kony 2012 was 4 years ago
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>>66024274
>Angie
>white

She's of Italian and Cuban descent. She's from Florida. She looks like every half Cuban around there.
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>>66024363
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Hai cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugtoD8yddas
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Literally me
>>66024388
Hi India
How it goes?
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>>66024377
Bet that bitch makes a mean pot of Borscht.
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pretty good, tbqh senpai
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>american education
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>>66024388
Terrible video
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>>66024437
I would have given anything to be sitting in that class, right in the middle, just to giggle like a little school girl.
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>>66024437
really makes your gray matter buzz
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>>66024444
>being rude to our esteemed guest
>using tumblr gifs
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>>66024471
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>>66024437
I want a masters in meme science or a P.hD in memeology.
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>>66024486
Who?
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>>66024500
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Time to beat off again to that time the high school librarian accidentally touched my dick, buds
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>>66024515
>time the high school librarian accidentally touched my dick

I'm listening
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo
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>>66024515
> tfw you'll never fuck that 32 year old " lesbian " again at 20

I peaked too early bros
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>>66024455
You'd get called out for being a racist by the professor before being beaten and flogged after class.

>>66024533
Never watched Panty and Stocking but always loved that track.
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>>66024621
Panty and Stocking was alright, but the OST was definitely the highlight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w
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Vaping weed kinda sucks desu, people call it a more mellow high but I just feel flat out less high
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>>66024645
Sounds pretty lame desu. Low energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

is some high energy classy shit
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Comfy night in
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>>66023756
It is a prank bro its a prank aaah stop pls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbekpNWbL5k
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>>66024662
Well, it is the ED song, so its supposed to be more mellow.
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>>66024761
Why are black people so violent
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>>66024796
no clue. but this is scripted as hell. In real life, you would not do have these things in any projects and live to tell about it.
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>>66024811
>this is scripted as hell
Their reactions are entirely believable from my experiences with people like them desu

Also they wouldn't want to cop a murder charge, they just want to beat some ass
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WEEEW
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>>66024811
You kidding? Niggers love internet shit
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>It's another /cum/ doesn't survive the night episode
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>>66024989
the coldest of nights
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>>66024989
how are you doing friend
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;_;7
never forget
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>>66024970
flame on dawin
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being rude should be illegal
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>>66024920
Wow cute!
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>>66024920
Hey!>>66024970
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>>66025047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ufimjXEbA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2dPCkh78qo
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>>66025004
Terrible
My weed that usually lasts me a week I smoked half of it already in two days, I'm stressing out about what to do with my life, and I only have one more day off before it's back to four 7 hour shifts in a row (and I have to stand the whole time)
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12

How many today buds?
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>>66025288
4 to asians getting bbc.
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>>66024656
You're vaping the wrong juice brah.
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>>66025449
I'm not vaping any juice at all
Also the vaporizer I got came with a lollipop
I'm a bit scared to eat it
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>>66025288
16
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>>66025386
>>66025627
Nice buds
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>>66025627
you are going to get a scar line.
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>>66025700
Never stopped me before
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At what point did your life deviate from the norm /cum/?
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>>66025763
3rd grade, when my parents moved into a real house from an apartment and I had to leave my school and my friends behind
Then shit really went off the rails in 5th grade and it wasn't until high school that I even began to straighten up and learn to be normal
Of course, I don't think I'll ever be "completely" normal, most of my social abilities and vocubulary come from tv shows I watch
Seinfeld in particular has helped me quite a bit I think
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>>66025763
When I got addicted to World of Warcraft and started skipping school to play.
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>>66025902
>Seinfeld in particular has helped me quite a bit I think

So you learned your social abilities from one of the most neurotic TV programs ever to exist? Interesting, very interesting...
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>>66025972
That must be why I'm so neurotic
Kitchen Nightmares and Sons Of Anarchy helped too
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>>66025763
Probably when we moved into that trailer park in 6th grade
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>>66026012
Very good anon, I think we've made real progress today. Remember your next appointment is in three weeks. Ms. Jeffrey will give you an appointment card on your way out.
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>>66025763
Everyone always told me I was weird when I was a kid, but I never considered myself abnormal.

I have a distinct lack of self-awareness. I guess that is my coping skill, or maybe it's just functioning autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxNw133nUj0
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>>66025763

when I graduated High school

boy did my life go down the crapper
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>>66025763
I could trace it back to being raised overweight. It damaged my self-confidence enough that I withdrew from society almost entirely.
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>>66025763
age 3 when my parents divorced
would frequently get into fights and get expelled until i straightened out in high school
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>>66026050
You think I should tell my psychiatrist about that?
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Considering a road trip across Eastern Canada.
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>>66026095
does nobody live in central quebec?
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>Send a girl a thought out text about my life after her about hers
>She replies with "Nice!"
Literally stopped responding after that
Not worth my time
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>>66026090
If you believe your outer identity and mannerisms are entirely artificial and derived from pop culture, then yes.
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>>66026133
women who do that are retarded
ie most of them
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>>66025938
Don't make me tap it again.
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>"I don't want his support", said Trump about Speaker Ryan
Then why did you get so butthurt about him saying he wouldn't defend you in the first place? Dumb fuck.

Can't wait for this farce of an election to be over.
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>>66026133
But what if your life is nice though?
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>>66026113
Not really, no. But that's the same as the rest of the country.

IIRC, something like 75% of Canadians live in the Toronto-Montreal corridor (Southern and Eastern Ontario, Southern Quebec).
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>>66026217
If she was interested she would've followed up with another counter-question or at least a comment to substantiate the "Nice!"
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>>66026024
>>66026063
>>66026066
>>66026084

Explain further anons
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>>66026280
Yeah but you're talking about something that isn't her, isn't something directly related to her and isn't about a celebrity or somebody she knows. Why would she show even a modicum of interest?
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Thinking of applying for this library job at school from 3:30am-7:30am. Should I do it?
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>>66026267
I met a guy who was born on that big island in Lake Huron a couple months ago. I honestly never thought anybody still lives there. In America, the people who live on those kinds of islands are not good people. Just a bunch of fucking hicks mixed in with retirees, many of whom are on some kind of government aid program. I have no idea how they even survive. Not like there any any jobs there.
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>>66026066
>I can go on the internet and see another version of myself living halfway around the world
What a time to be alive.
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>>66026368
I wouldn't make my life decisions off of what /cum/ says tbhfam
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>>66026359
Well I haven't contacted her in nearly a year
And for the record, she asked how I was doing after I opened with that question, and furthermore the text talking about myself was only like two short sentences long
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>>66026368
Sure, earning money is always a better alternative than wasting time.
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>>66026368
Do you have any other reason to stay up at that time?

Night shift work generally isn't good for your health. Weakens your immune system and lowers you rmetabolism.
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>>66026368
sounds comfy and low effort
what's the pay?
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>>66026368
I would take that in a heartbeat
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>>66026316

well its simple really

Went off to a college where I didnt know anybody, 100+ miles from home in a shitty city full of dindu's and mexicans. Didnt get into the dorms, so making friends went out the window. but hey, then there was the cluster, where I had a bunch of classes with the same people over and over again, so I managed to make friends with them. At the same time, year one learning Im shit at CS

year 2: Made it into the dorms, had great roommates, one was like the brother I never had. He would subsequently switch schools the following year and Id basically never hear from him again. Hardly ever saw those friends from freshman year again, because only me and like 1 other guy were in CS. Managed to finish basic CS classes finally

year 3, literally nothing of interest happened at all, other than trying to start something with a cute girl in one of my classes before losing any and all contact with her after winter break. One conversation leads me to believe she never liked me as more than a friend

year 4, my bedroom roommates are assholes who have no concept of going to bed before 2 in the morning. Ones a mexican asshole who thinks he's hot shit and (I kid you not) a hot dealer because he sells weed and watched Breaking Bad/Better call Saul. Tried to make something happen with a cute girl in math class which ended up going nowhere because the last time we saw each other was the final and we couldnt really say anything to each other

This year, my roommates wont fall asleep until at LEAST 2:45, and are a literal dindu and mexican gangbanger blasting trap music all the time. Im slowly learning my life is unfolding exactly like in the ending to Stand by Me, and my career choice has gone down in flames because Im too far behind in courses taken

/blog
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>>66026454
>nightcore
The reddest flag of them all
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I need to get home
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>>66026507
apparently you hate fun things
just to double check, try this on for size and let me know how you feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epWABkgM1_I
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>>66026435
If it's two sentences then it's not surprising that she didn't have much to say. Did you even say that much to warrant a response? Not trying to be a dick here, just trying to figure out what went on.
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>>66026543
>let me know how you feel
I feel nothing for this
I would feel pity, but you like this right?
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>>66026504
Sounds like self-defeating behaviour coupled with low-self esteem.

I recommend more alcohol, this solves all of life problems.
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>>66026580
of course
and that's coming from someone who seriously hates both Kantai Collection and Taylor Swift
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>>66026598
>North Americans have access to all kinds of awesome drugs
>Waste your money on alcohol anyway
Never understood this.
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>>66026446
I have class at 10am, so I would stick around school to do homework. I used to work 5pm-3am then school in the morning, so this doesn't seem too bad

>>66026478
$8.75/hr. It would keep me from digging into my savings
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>>66026316
By 'withdrew from society,' I mostly meant that I entered home-schooling after elementary. Rarely left my house during my entire adolescence, didn't have to and didn't want to.
I didn't receive the public education and socialization that most others did, I suppose I deviate from the 'norm' due to that now. I'd consider myself fairly normal, perhaps eccentric, but I'm likely unaware of just how eccentric others view me.
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>>66026647
Alcohol is legal everywhere, it's easier to get your hands on, and cheaper. I can get wasted for like six bucks.
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>>66026661
Absolutely do it. If you're lucky you can bring a Vita or something and just relax playing that for 4 hours
Use your savings for something important like traveling or buying a car
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>>66026316
I wouldnt comply with rules i didnt agree with. I would go so far as assaulting teachers and entire groups of students. By middle school it was just the occasional fight with someone who would talk just a little too much shit. Having your peers praise you and teachers scold you is pretty confusing to a child. My first girlfriend broke up with me at the end of middle school and I pretty much just neglected my social life entirely after that point. partly to focus on school and partly because I didnt care about my peers one bit. I've only recently begun to see how useful it is to maintain a social life even if it's not enjoyable.
Right now im on a skip "year" before college. I keep putting it off.
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>>66026647
>all kinds of awesome drugs

Weed? Ecstasy? Meme drugs like salvia? What are you on about?
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>>66026607
Please have sex
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>>66026710
you're not gonna believe me but [spoiler]I already have[/spoiler]
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>>66026737
Then nothing can fix you
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>>66026774
my dad always said if it aint broke, don't fix it
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>>66026681
Fair enough I suppose. Alcohol is already a pretty big rip off here, so drugs seem like a far more cost-effective option. Plus being high is just shitloads better than being drunk and it won't really matter what you use to get high, either.
>>66026698
All of it, really. Americans are always going on about how they get the best drugs on Earth. Seems like a waste to go for alcohol in light of that. At least for people that can get drugs.
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>>66026837
>Americans are always going on about how they get the best drugs on Earth.

Well heroin/fentanyl is really popular now. You should try it :^)
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i control the pen monopoly
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>>66026935
>tfw he started the coup and got the 11-kill streak
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>>66026910
Yep, sure, will do. I can see that you have my best interests at heart and that no further research is required on this.
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>>66026963
general baba will rise again
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>>66026974
No problem m80, smash a few lebs for me.
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What should I fap to tonight?
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>>66027362
>pic related
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>>66027373
link?
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>>66026963
https://youtu.be/i-7qcHuIaNQ?t=425
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>>66027408
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>>66027397
[DVDES-856] アメリカに憧れをもつ女子大生限定!海外調査!!デカチン白人に誘惑された(留学中旅行中)の女子大生は、自宅に連れ込まれてSEXまでしてしまうのか!?

You can find it anon, I believe in you.
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>>66027317
Sorry bro my sucidal days are over.
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I feel like calling this aussie a cunt
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>>66025763
I want to write a detailed reply but I shouldn't
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>“Maybe there is no hacking. But they always blame Russia. And the reason they blame Russia because they think they’re trying to tarnish me with Russia. I know nothing about Russia.”
What did he mean by this? Why does Trump take it personally when they say that Russians hacked the election?
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>>66027913
Because they blame him, saying he'd work with the russians, at least that's what they claim here.
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>>66025763
Probably when I was about 7-8. I realised that I could be different if I chose to be and then did. Back then I thought it would somehow benefit me to be different, but I believed a lot of stupid things as a child.
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>>66027630
Do it. It's fine and I deserve it anyway.
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>>66027966
He could just say he doesn't know if it was the russians, and leave it at that. The way he words it makes it sound like he's trying to defend them, which might seem suspicious to some.

Intelligence professionals already made statements that signs point towards it being the russians responsible. So why would he, who has no insight, try to sow doubt by saying maybe it's not them?
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>>66028127
I don't know, I guess he tries to get the votes of those who aren't in favor of a new cold war. I honestly don't know either, but I feel like a tinfoilhead lately, because of the events here. I don't trust the politicians in general anymore, at least not as much as I used to.
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i wish we could turn back time
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>>66028421
good night latvia youre in charge of the thread now
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>>66028421

https://youtu.be/AldUzWWq8iQ
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>>66028446
>>66028451
to the good old days
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I'm /cum/ therefore I'm in charge
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>>66026446
Only if you don't make up the lack of sleep during the day.
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what did you have for breakfast /cum/
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>>66025763
it never did i am alpha chad

*sobs*
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>>66028618
fite mi irl u fakin punk

i kik ur asss
>>66029081
eggs with some bacon
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>>66029081
One pice of Baumkuchen.
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Election?
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GOOD MORNING /CUM/!!

WHAT ARE U DOING TODAY?!?!?!?!?
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If californians legalise weed I'll come there as a tourists and spend many touristbux to smoke weed for weeks.
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>>66031626
Procrastinate by blogposting. I'm supposed to be writing but my efforts have only been counterproductive so far due to some degree of writer's block and not being given a much-needed break from writing. I have no intrinsic motivation to write anymore.
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>>66031626
Literally nothing, besides driving. I feel like a useless pice of shit. Like >>66032383 I can't get myself to do something usefull.
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Mornin dudes
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>>66035130
ayyyyy
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Going to have potatoes for breakfast.
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Hello.

Today I will eat

450g of Cheetos
220g of cookies
2 pizzas
2 liters of Pepsi

What do Americans make out of that fact.
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>>66035450
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Started adding soft boiled eggs to my ramen

Makes it 10x better
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>>66035450
Today I will eat three potatoes in whole boiled with salt.
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>>66035495
Hahaha K-On and Yui are very nice I am glad that you posted it please post more let us discuss international culture too
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Hello where is everyoe
>>
I must remain loyle to my capo

Time for class, dudes

>>66035650
Ay bud, this thread is for discussing Canada, USA, and Mexico. You're welcome to join us, though.
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Hypermuscle has to be the most hilarious fetish ever.

Go to the /d/ thread just to laugh at how retarded it looks.
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>>66035701
Tried to smoke weed this morning and it was pretty bad. Felt like I was going to puke and I had an immense pain in my stomach so I just curled up into a ball and fell asleep for 3hrs, and now here I am

I smoked with a friend a few weeks ago and it was a really pleasurable experience. Did I just get bad weed this time around?
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do you guys ever hate your job and your life so much you just wanna give up
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>>66037026
not really

yet
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Hello I am Japan and Want Trump win, how can helpo?
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>>66031626
Visiting a less known beach
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>>66037087
串出ろ
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>>66031626
just got back from fishing, got a 7 pound trout
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>>66037026
Yep, I used to sell funeral insurance over the phone. After 6 months of fulltime work I started getting terrible migraines from having the headphones on all day and my mental and physical health plummeted from the lack of physical and mental activity. I dreaded every morning having to drag myself out of bed to a job I hated full of people I had nothing in common with. So after I quit I vowed never to work in a call centre again.
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>>66037200
I keep on telling myself "I'll quit after I save $3000" but the problem is my depression gets so bad that I wind up blowing my savings for instant gratification and some semblance of pleasure rather than doing the smart thing and waiting it out

it doesn't help that I only make $9 an hour when I'm basically a department manager

how bad was life for you when you quit because I don't think I can handle this much longer
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>>66037279
>it doesn't help that I only make $9 an hour when I'm basically a department manager

Jesus that's fucked up, I mean I know the cost of living is lower over there but still, it can't be that much lower. In my most recent job (literally flipping burgers) I was getting $19.

>how bad was life for you when you quit because I don't think I can handle this much longer
It wasn't bad at all actually, aside from the symptoms I mentioned. I was only working that job to save money for a backpacking trip, so I always had light on the horizon I could look forward to. I managed to save over $9000.

You should try get a different job, even if it's just for a change of scenery. Sounds like your current one is a deadend, and you can't get paid much lower than you already are anyway right?
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>>66037172
Nice
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>>66037421
>you can't get paid much lower than you already are anyway right?
you underestimate the ingenuity of American employers when it comes to fucking us out of pay and benefits
For example, my company is making me work 34-37 hours a week. If I worked 38 hours, they'd have to make me a "Full Time Employee". They'd have to give me a pay raise and give me medical benefits, but since they keep me just barely under the threshold and I can't say anything about it, they don't have to give me jack shit

I'm studying for technology certifications but the other problem is that my job/life sucks so much that I turn to video games and television as a form of escapism, which makes any headway on my studies extremely difficult

I'm really brightening the /cum/ mood, you're welcome guys
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I make thread
>>66037247
>>
redpill me on hillary

will she win
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>>66037696
Yes.

People care more about

>muh locker room vulgarity

Than anything else.
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>>66030392
Soon!
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I really really dislike working
Sad that we spend so much time doing something we hate
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>>66037585
now I gotta clean it, I like eating it but not doing that

>>66037696
with the new email links it shows she lied about almost every policy position she has on her platform
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Did someone say... elections?
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>>66037996
Hating our work prevents us from hating ourselves
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>>66038126
Wow, that's deep and probably true
Based India
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>>66038126
Seafood guy here
Trust me I hate my job AND myself
>>
I WISH IT WAS ARGENTINA AND AUSTRALIA BORDERING US INSTEAD OF CANADA AND MEXICO
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>>66038564
Be careful what you wish for m8
>>
/m/ is so fucking awful.

It's like if someone slowed /v/ down to five posts a minute.
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>>66038470
What do you do at your job
>>
I really really want to study chemistry overseas, the kind of shit that envolves complex algebra and calculus. What do i need to do?
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http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/wikileaks-podesta-left-wing-activist-plot-catholic-spring/
>>
RUSH TALKING PUSSSY!!!! TURN ON NOW..HABBENINGS.
>>
>>66035450
Bulking?
>>
>>66026545
Like I said though, she could've followed up with another question if she was interested
>>
>>66038044
No, I'm sorry, you must've misheard
What we actually said was "erections". Nobody talks about the election here, that'd be gay
>>
>>66035450
kkrdikzak
>>
i'm cold
>>
>Tfw Ive been sick since last thursday
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>>66039097
>the kind of shit that envolves complex algebra and calculus
I think the closest to this would be a physical chemistry course
I'm not sure how many unis would have something like this for an overseas course, but the only thing you would need to do is the prerequisite courses and apply
>>
Already drunk lads
I hate this planet
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>>66024181
>that chest
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1476273808320.webm

wake up, you sluts
>>
>>66041450
Smoke weed instead boii
>>
>>66035130
>>66035253
Please don't poop on me. Please don't splatter your molten, yellowish-brown and putrid excrement all over my pelvis. I am not a scat-fetishist. I do not wish to be shat upon. But if I cannot convince you to refrain from discharging your fecal matter upon my pelvis, I ask that you at least release your stool onto the palms of my hands so I may roll it into a proper ball of dung. I can do nothing with diarrhea on my pelvis, but if you defecate onto my hands, I can make light of the situation.
>>
It's my duty to breed with chicanas
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>>66042103
It is my duty to live for my dying wish.
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>>66042103
Don't do it anon its a trap!
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give me one good reason putting chicanos in concentration camps wouldnt benefit mankind

you cant
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>>66042732
no more beaner restaurants
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>>66042732
Because causation does not equal action.
>>
>>66042888

chicanos, not mexicans
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>>66042871
so emotional.
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>>66042920
chicano - (in North America) a person of Mexican origin or descent, especially a man or boy.
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>>66042871
those are some nice anime boobies
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>>66042068
I dont like weed
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Is there anything worse than being a man in the 21st century
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>>66042068
>smoke weed instead
no one actually believes this right?

they are such completely different drugs with entirely different purposes this makes no sense
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>I smoke the devil's herb
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Just got a warehouse job that pays well but entails working ten hours a day, six days a week. Can any current/former warehousebros here offer some protips for someone who's only ever worked retail?

I'm a relatively /fit/ 22 year-old with 12 years of wrestling experience, two of which were at a division II college, so being physically worn down isn't scary to me. But how do I mitigate mental drain that comes with working 10-hour days and 60-hour weeks when all I've ever worked part-time retail?
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The last few times I've smoked weed it's made me sick
I smoke cigarettes just fine so it's not the smoke by itself I dont think
>>
>>66043649

>how do I mitigate mental drain that comes with working 10-hour days and 60-hour weeks when all I've ever worked part-time retail?

You dont
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>>66043649
I've worked warehousing with similar hours to you. To put it short, I ended up with more money than i knew what to do with and I had zero free time to myself. If you want to make big bucks (comparitively for your age and previous work experience) then I'd recommend doing it for 2 months or so. I did my warehouse work over the summer and in all honesty I regret it. It made me realize that while money is nice, it isn't everything. I never realized how much I needed free time to function
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>>66043649
is the commute short? that amount of work will probably tire you out, but if you dont have to spend a lot of time also traveling it's not so bad

i know a lot of people who spend 2 hours of travel a day as part of working
>>
New
>>66043992
>>66043992
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Doggos
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>he's over 18 and has never had sex
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>>66043530
>on dating websites
women raise their standards because they get so many messages. The more men pursue, the pickier women become. I think dating websites would work 10 times better if they forced guys to have a message cool down.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19754525
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>>66044060
And women get approached constantly irl
Its perfectly reasonable to assume this translates to real life too
>>
>>66044116
>Its perfectly reasonable to assume
It never is for anything.
I've seen videos of girls on dating websites getting a new message very 30 seconds. Girls dont get asked out every 30 seconds in real life.
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>>66044262
Yes they do. Ever been to a club or bar?
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>>66044309
They dont unless people live in clubs and bars now. I wouldnt date a girl who frequents a place like that anyway.
>>
>>66025386
Gross
>>
>>66047032
yeah, they were ugly to watch. It was kinda shit
>>
>>66047146
I don't get the appeal of fapping to interracial as a white dude. It's all about self insertion, I can't fap to it because my dick doesn't look like a turd
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