/brit/

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Just bee yourself

bored of womyn.

plymouth

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Claiming this edition in the name of Monika

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>>66005728
Anime, you say?

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can someone photoshop kev on the left?

Gay edition

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need to hatch a plan to get the gf round that'll end up with my penis in her vagina

is just a film normally a good enough excuse to get a grill round?

will she see the subtext and know I'm only trying to have intercourse with her and don't really care about the film?

How well do used clothes sell on ebay?

They're not really used, most of them are basic jeans or smart trousers that I bought and wore once or twice, some still have tags on they're just too small now.

If I sell them 50%+ off what I got them for do you think they'd go quickly?

>>66005809
Brilliant

>>66005809
VERY good post

>>66005846
>will she see the subtext and know I'm only trying to have intercourse with her
of course
but it won't bother her if she's into you innit

>>66005760
im 6 foot, its really the perfect height desu

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can't wait for the next edition of /brit/ monthly lads

>>66005846
just be upfront and she'll find it sexy

>>66005849
why dont you just give them to a charity shop instead? do a good deed instead of greed

>>66005900
Better be posted all over every general on the first of September 2bh

as a radical centrist, i spend 11 hours a day on /leftypol/ and 11 hours a day on /pol/

i spend 1 hour on /brit/ and then for 1 hour i sleep.

>>66005595
Don't feel as if you need to stick out several more months of your life doing some drudgerous bullshit when you know you don't want to
You shouldn't feel more obligated to some temporary employers than you are to yourself
>>66005813
Oh I figured you wanted to get high, which wouldn't have made any sense really

>>66005824
Would if I has the lisicki pic

>>66005893
nah 6'2 is.

>>66005900
Needs a background image

>Fujitsu to cut up to 1,800 UK jobs

Brexit???

>>66005949
And yet you're still a beta orbiter.

Case in point, height gives you nothing.

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Are Fiona 2bh

>>66005849
Don't really know mate but there's an app called Depop for used clothes seems decent

>tfw rosy chickenpox and gimli for dinner

CANNOT wait lads
(ask me what it means)

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Ahh, yes

the rasheeds

>>66005846
Girls want to have sex just as much as guys do, you need to get rid of this mindset that sex is something you need to coax her into. If she's your gf then she should be dtf already. Invite her round for a film, cuddle up, end up fucking.

savage to these niggas but to her im gentle

>>66006006
what did he mean by this?

>>66005728
Why is she so autistic?

Is it because of your genes?

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is this true?

>>66005994
There has been thousands of jobs cuts well before the vote even happened

>>66005995
it does help. but with semi-retarded runts with comically horrible voices like him height does indeed give nothing.

>>66005995
lad, I pass womyn on the street and they WILL be looking at me, womyn love looking at me, I will get my foot into that door way before you ever will.

doley dase of e-sports

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me in the back

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>>66006002
Superb post

>>66006002
good lad

>>66006058
ah yes the number one sign of mental illness: delusion

Aren't you a virgin? lmfao

>>66006056
I'm 6 foot. Literally no women except maybe a professional basketball player would say no to that.

They really only care if you're taller than they are in heels.

>>66005931
>>66005900
>>66005966
I made it as a one off I wasn't going to do one every month

If you have an idea on how I can fill it then let me know

>>66006077
what did she do to provoke them I wonder?

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>>66006077
dwoops

got called a poof in marks and spencers

>>66006129
>I'm 6 foot. Literally no women except maybe a professional basketball player would say no to that.

good luck standing next to a 6'4 man and not being emasculated.

>>66006039
chicken = chicko
gravy = grave = dead
dead chicko = red sicko = chickenpox
carrot = root vegetable = root = underlying cause = underlyer = under"eye"r (see: vitamin A) = nose = nosie = rosy
cabbage = rabbit food = lagomorph = dwarf = gimli

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>6 foot 'people' thinking they're tall

laffing over here

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what is this new shitty captcha

don't make a sound when i cum desu

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>>66006077
Serious question, what would /brit/ do if those kind of attacks started happening regularly here?

What would you all physically do?

Want to have sex with one of my colleagues desu but I'm also faced with the knowledge that doing so would only bring about further misery in the future so I'm not doing anything about it really.

>>66006260
have a think

>>66006260
vote BNP

>>66006249
this uesz

wonder if i'm too quiet during sex

>>66006249
same desu

normally just stop thrusting and get off the gf and she's like 'are you done' lmao

>tfw 5'10 and built like a Hollywood actor

to manlets, lanklets are an evil foreign species

but to manlets, i am their high king.

>>66006212
>tfw 6'3"

Get some amount of dirty looks from manlets literally every day.

>>66006203
Why would I be? Do you think I'm as insecure as you are or what? Also chances are I'd have better facial aesthetics than the bloke next to me, so I really don't give a fuck.

In a bus or metro cart I'm taller than 95% of the people, good enough for me and good enough for women.

>>66006260
absolutely nothing haha

going to give the so-called willy a seeing to

>>66006210
Mental

I love you for it x

having a stern word with my cock & bollocks

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>>66006260
>What would you all physically do?

lads PLEASE stop pirating ksi's amazing new film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmm_QrF618

>>66006335
>good enough
>enough

key word

>>66006249
>not moaning

>>66006382
girl detected

message me x

>>66006354
You'd become a Japanese Nazi?

>>66006396
sent ;p

>>66006359
le rich fifa monkey

>>66006376
>if you aren't the tallest guy in the room, no one will like you!!

alri

>>66006359
This artistic masterpiece is NOT for pirating

>>66006288
>>66006299
>>66006336
>let our country go to utter shite like the pansy swedes did
Figured
>>66006354
And what would those benders do

>>66006359
>that top comment

kek

>>66006396
maybe you're not having enough pleasure x

Having a candid discussion with my genitals

>>66006335
>>66006376
git absolutely rekt

>>66006413
clearly mongolian you mong

the yolk in my eggs weren't quite the same colour as they usually are.
had to throw them all in the bin

>>66006359
piracy is not stealing

>>66005846
She will see the subtext but if there's any chance she will have sex with you, she won't care

yank high schools hire a lot of brits to coach their soccer teams

>>66006457
yeah only joking i'd arm myself and start massacring muslims like you

Not a huge fan of getting my shit pushed in as the allies in RO2

Not at all

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>>66006457
so what would you do then? form a vigilante group?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1476151522462.webm

>anon asks a girl on a date

>>66006473
Do you think there's a correlation between height and whether or not girls will fuck other guys when they're meant to be with you?

>>66006602
erect

interviewing prospective gfs atm

>>66006561

I only play as the allies and it seems to be about 50/50, I'm a very important player though

>>66006602
god i wish that was me

>>66006602
I find the coughing more disgusting than the spitting

>>66006613
shit meme la'

you're trying to drag it so much.

>>66006555
>>66006579
Due to the nature of our country's LEA's regarding threatening behaviour on the internet and the likelihood of prosecution for those people, I choose to withhold the nature of the actions I would carry out in such circumstances

>>66006547
Really? Soccer wasn't big at all in my high school, most kids stop playing after age 14 or so

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>>66006028
>Girls want to have sex just as much as guys do

whats the best endz in london

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>that slogan

Literally straight out of the megalomaniacal dictators handbook, christ

>>66006682
your entrails will decorate the darkest alcove in my domain

>>66006679
agreed lol bit childish imo
*walks off to shag someone else*

>>66006715
north

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>Due to the nature of our country's LEA's regarding threatening behaviour on the internet and the likelihood of prosecution for those people, I choose to withhold the nature of the actions I would carry out in such circumstances

wish these goddamn women would stop hassling me for sex

>>66006679
gotta agree


*walks off and fucks someone else*

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>>66006613

>>66006732
ok rasheed

Think Scrubs might be one of the comfiest programmes of all time desu

>>66006052
no

stop posting it you spastic

>>66006715
brixton

>>66006682

You wouldn't do fuck all you bent cunt

>>66006679
You're the one who posted about it obsessively for weeks, after having bragged about it endlessly before that too.

*walks off and sucks the penis of a more masculine man*

>>66006724
really enjoyed seeing his campaign crash and burn the last couple weeks

>>66006735
>>66006757
hi virgins

>>66006750
me on the right

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>your entrails will decorate the darkest alcove in my domain

>>66006561
>>66006664
irish ro2 team? there's 3 of us

if you ever heard lickdick's voice, from a vocaroo he posted in /sp/ a while ago, you'd understand why he gets rejected by women.

utterly hideous.

>>66005846

'Wanna come over mine to have sex?'

t'gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYmHRYjPQGU

>>66006800
entirely agree with this post


*saunters off and shags someone else*

>>66006800
you dont know who youre dealing with boy

>>66006746
where in north though

>>66006781
Now despite my partly celt blood this reply does not make me feel at all insecure, so I will not be responding in the same manner as angry, potato-famished west britons

Are our blacks less violent and nigger-ish than yank blacks?

Or is it that they just have nowhere near the same access to guns as they do across the Atlantic

>>66006850
yawksha

>>66006844
just need to watch his bit cold out video to understand

>>66006879
Totts

>>66006260

If the government refused to stop the refugees, or at least limit the amount coming in, then I might be tempted to vote UKIP to scare them.

being able to shag fatties easily is insignificant in comparison to being able to hold a long-term relationship.

need my scrote banged

>playing a world war 2 game and rooting for the allies

Thought the Irish would play exclusively as their own team

why are people getting their knickers in a twist over rooney getting dropped

shouldn't be a big deal

he's not playing well so why should he play? southgate's doing the right thing here

problem with england is that players are expected to play just because they're "big names" or play for "big clubs" or whatever. it's silly

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>tfw you see a person walking towards you on the pavement from a distance and you think 'crikey, they're tall' and you pass them and you're taller

>>66006912

>Are our blacks less violent and nigger-ish than yank blacks?

Yes.

>>66006961
good feel

>>66006924
>he thinks Kev is Lisicki
Fuck sake lad, keep up.

>>66006912
>>Or is it that they just have nowhere near the same access to guns as they do across the Atlantic
I think it's that
But it is still easier to get guns in the endz than in most places here
>>66006932
What if your mother or sister had been attacked
Or a friend

centrism is the thinking man's hat
religions are but pebbles that gets in his magic shoes

if my ball bag is still solid when I wake up I'm going to be fuming

me and all the lads got elrow london tickets

>>66006951
say no more

*hefts up my sledgehammer*

don't consider music art

>>66006926
>sp*rs

>>66006912
no they're the exact fucking same except there's less of them

>>66005728
>tfw watching this /brit/ anime

It is very good, Karen is my wife.

>>66006990
>What if your mother or sister had been attacked
>Or a friend


american history x time

>>66006912
>London 2011

>>66006981
lisicki = 190cm = walk towards the camera man = kev no?

>>66007034
>chicago every day in the past 20 years

stoning two birds with one fatwa

>>66005728
>>>/tg/49740003
advertising risk

>>66007033
>the one good reply
>it's a leaf
move here

>>66006961
one of my fav feels

>>66006990

>What if your mother or sister had been attacked. Or a friend

My reaction would be no different than if a native Brit attacked my family/friends.

Gather a group of mates, go beat the shit out of them.

If we had no idea who did it, we'd just let the police do their job.

>>66006912
dropping all the 4chan antiblack memery aside, being a thuggish ruggish dickhead has to do with lack of money and living in rough areas more than it does the colour of your skin

poor areas in america are mostly black because blacks hardly had rights over there and were segregated up until around 50-60 years ago, which is fuck all time really

whereas here poorer areas are more mixed so you see dickheads of all colours and creeds

>>66006843

I hear a few Irish players on the mic. We could form a squad at least

>>66006844
Proofs?

>>66007065
FONC

you get more than one wife in islam? sign me up

>>66007065
No. Kev is just some lad from boards.ie. He just became inexplicably linked with Lisicki at some point.

>>66007110

True post.

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>always thought I was 6 foot 3
>change doctors for 2nd year at uni since i'm ill
>have to have height, weight and blood pressure taken at surgery
>machine tells me I'm 189cm (6'2)

I don't know what to do. Being 6'3 made me feel comfy as fuck, the supreme male height, but 6'2 seems... I don't know, worse?

>>66007105
What if it was perpetrated by 30 people in an asylum centre

>>66006993
*tiptoes into your room in a santa claus costume*
*lifts your covers and applies a nut cracker to your scrotum*
*kisses your forehead and disappears into the night*

>>66007071
>London every day in the past 20 years
GET
A
LIFE

>>66007137

So far atheism has gained me zero wives. Maybe I should look into this Islam lark.

>>66007142
people in /eire/ found kev and started posting the walking pic and claiming it was lisicki
hes a 30 year old irishman and 190kg is an insecure welsh student

>>66007142
because some guy posted the infamous pic claiming it was a tripfag named Roorah

>>66007034
London riots was proper live. I'll never forget when BBC News interviewed a don & asked him why he was rioting, man said "Free Mandela"

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>>66007163

>>66007137
*gives your name and address to my local imam*

>>66006976
hmmm
>>66006990
hmmmmm
>>66007010
perhaps
>>66007034
like >>66007071 said, its nowhere near as bad as in yankland
>>66007110
probably this 2bf

>>66007110
>whereas here poorer areas are more mixed
ever heard of the deep south

>>66005798
Is poleaboo going to snackbar the uni if they don't let him back in?

>>66007169

Mmm, I probably can't get 60 friends to go with me to beat up 30 people. So probably just wait for the police to do their job. Might vote UKIP.

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This was the funniest ting during 2011 LDN riots. Everyone was looting iPads & TVs then this don nicked Basmati rice

>>66007204
>>66007205
I know it was /eire/, but the reason for deciding Kev was a tripfag was inexplicable.

>>66007238
Cute

Need a short hair gf

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Feeling patriotic lads. Post me more things telling me how great our country is please

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>tfw you see a person walk away from you and shag someone else

>>66007110
pretty much this lads
awaiting some /pol/ mong to pipe up with his shite

>>66007204
so there's no actual pic of lisicki? fuck sake always thought the walking pic was linked with him

>>66007258
liked so many facebook pages about this chap back in the day

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top lad tb h

>>66007258

Still not as funny as that lad who nicked 2 bottles of water and got a month in prison.

>>66007269
We are a tiny little has-been of a country, and have the same say on global military events as the US and China

>>66007252

>if

Honestly think it would be ford transit and toolbox time if someone nonced a member of my family

>>66007282
oh my days blud just post toot or hush your gums

>>66007282
Are Kev's a good lad.

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>>66007269
IF I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is forever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;

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>tfw this is the end for England's Brave Wayne Rooney

>>66007388
Remeber when he cheated on Colleen with a granny prostitute

England are getting merked

anyone else coming elrow

>>66007410
Proofs

Didn't hear about that kek

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remember lucky bags?

did they evolve into 'loot crates'?

>>66007282
no you daft jf mong

>>66007264
https://youtu.be/tx9Vx_db0F4?t=66

>>66007310
>have the same say on global military events as the US and China
pretty impressive given our population and resources compared to theirs tbf mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1p44hpaHF8

the choon

Done 11,657 steps today lads

im so hiiiiiiiigh right now lol xD

can't take the loneliness much longer

>>66007433
Is it on now?

>>66007451
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/rooney-admits-sex-with-a-granny-6952363.html
The 18-year-old England striker is said to have brazenly signed autographs for other punters at the vice den while waiting his turn.

Rooney reportedly had sex with a 48-year-old grandmother in a rubber catsuit and a mother-of-six dressed as a cowgirl.

He went to the massage parlour in the Liverpool suburb of Aigburth about ten times and paid £45 per visit, it was claimed.

During one visit, other punters spread the word that the Everton player was there by text message. Within minutes, 30 fans were gathered outside, chanting his name.

>>66007470
lol xd am gon 2 get stonied as well hehe xd

>>66007469
You got time for one more?

*splays out my tender ballsack*

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Fucking hell lads she's just raped me again
One bit of advice, don't ever get with a girl who's bigger or stronger than you

Feel sick to my stomach going to fucking end it all

>>66007501
yeah itv

just tried and failed

>>66007521
lol

>>66007310
>and have the same say on global military events as the US and China
haha this is bad how

>>66007517
willy's getting a bit hard just thinken

>>66007192
*stirs slightly but then falls back into a deep sleep with a big smile on my face*

>>66007517
ha

so lonely
so alone

What's the best program for creating memes?

>>66007463
>>66007557
I never said it was a bad thing, he asked for patriotic stuff anons

https://youtu.be/z4WN9-YZzpQ

>>66007548
*your words bounce off me and stick to you*
getting up and having another go

toying with the idea of having a wank

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>>66007503
>During one visit, other punters spread the word that the Everton player was there by text message. Within minutes, 30 fans were gathered outside, chanting his name.

>>66007375
comfy country you got there

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>>66007503
>Within minutes, 30 fans were gathered outside, chanting his name.

Too good

the idea of joining a radical extremist political movement sounds really fun and appealing tbqh

not sure whether i should become a fascist, communist, anarchist or islamist though

>>66007597
hardly makes us a has-been country then does it

>>66007595
Paint

>>66007640
We are though, can't deny it lad. All that once made us great has been succeeded

>>66007595
Excel

>>66007635
Fascism is true freedom tb h

>>66007635
Become a radical centrist like me and many other enlightened lads on /brit/

bonfire night soon.

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>>66007608

>>66007635
>fascist

big no no
>communist

autistic mongs
>anarchist

see above
>islamist
inshallah

>>66007595
gimp
>>66007657
the blood of our people make us great
could go on but i'm feeling pretty lazy so

>>66007635
not much fun as you would think, they tend towards being filled with joyless people looking for something that doesn't exist.

>>66007684
*takes the bait*

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Just showed my gf this picture
She described it as 'face goals'

>>66007635
Become a commie if you want a middle class qt gf who identifies as pansexual

LEGGO MY EGGWOLL

>>66007690
paki

>>66007469

I do 2,500 a day apparently. Forgot the iPhone even had that feature.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DormerStone
ah
ah yes

>>66007734
yeah that's a face goal alri
*kicks a ball into her face*

>>66007734
Someone should carve a statue of her from marble, then paint an oil painting of the sculptor, to preserve her for the ages

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>>66007699

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>asks the Yank to make me a sandwich

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can hear the ex gfs laughter in the back of my head

>>66007275
Pity that lefty/pol/ mong already piped up with his shite in the post you quoted

>>66007729
For the suicidal, fascism is absolute freedom

There is nothing you can take from me. The gamble of absolute power is worth my life.

>>66007755
*likes and shares*

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>>66007628
Every one of these nations has Queen Elizabeth II as Head of State.

Most have a common language, religion, and legal system unique to our societies.

United we'd be the 3rd largest economy and the 2nd greatest military power on Earth. Many other countries outside the Commonwealth Realms also have high support for Britain and would welcome a return to British rule, Jamaica, Hong Kong, arguably Singapore and parts of Africa also.

Maybe one day, when people around the Anglosphere feel proud to be who they are, we'll join hands once more.

>>66007734

How can you have face goals?

>>66007771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep5gEuuiJ7U

the voice of the man himself

>>66007805
bit gay

>>66007699
Ah, yes.
I can't wait for "chavs get access to explosives" night

>>66007799
a brighton lad i see, are you going this year?

>>66007836
wanwan detected @ 0:37

>>66007822
Commonwealth of Nations

1/3 of the global population
1/4 it's natural resources
1/6 of the earth's surface

If it wasn't full of pakis and wogs, it's be the ultimate alliance

you ain't seen nothin yet

>>66007110
>being a thuggish ruggish dickhead has to do with lack of money and living in rough areas more than it does the colour of your skin
hrm
>goes to a poor white neighborhood and has zero problems

yea naw
also poor pooindaloos here cause exactly zero trouble and they are brown as fuck.

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>>66007734

>>66007834
it's a normie meme eg relationship goals

boy oh boy better start cooking as I'm quite hungry

>>66007797
>Someone should draw a picture of a man who makes statues, thus preserving that woman for the ages
???

>>66007734
Bet she has big roastie fanny flaps
Got any proof she doesn't?

oh my god whose dad is this

*screeches*

>>66007822
Honestly this is perfect, the carribbean islands are perfect for a cheeky holiday, but cut out papua new guinea and jamaica they have far too many people.

>>66007850

Not him, but I'll be going. Weekend Lewes is fucking insane. I went last time it was on a weekend and shit got crazy.

>>66007873
She's in my town right now desu, would LOVE to bump into her in the street and then blush and walk away without saying anything, completely embarrassed.

>>66007845
we are different genders
nothing gay about it

>>66007871
Have you never been to Surrey? Most of the shootings and violent crime in Surrey is street shitters.

>>66007871
>>goes to a poor white neighborhood and has zero problem
nice meme.

bloody canadian.

>>66007850
Worthing, but nah. its too much trouble getting there and back with the other billion or so people trying to do the same. There will be a few displays on here, plus the one on the beach is usually good.

>>66007862
the British Empire was full of pakis and wogs and it did alright

>>66007939
What's it about?

>>66007836
I like are Rafi's voice

need him to read me bedtime stories

>>66007252
More likely to be at the snackbar at uni

*chortles to self*

>>66007967
Yeah but nowadays they'd want to be treated as equals

>>66007953
grim as fuck lad

>>66007863
AROOOO
Not a fan of how normies all think they're "mentally ill" these days. I see this kind of shit get shared all over twitter and facebook by normies who have perfectly normal lives.

>>66007939
lets meet up and i can introduce you to my normie mates

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>>66007758
>iPhone

>>66007972
The Bonfire Societies have a parade and burn effigies.

>>66007949
bit gay mate

>>66007972

Guy Fawkes night. The night we celebrate Guy Fawkes getting caught trying to blow up parliament.

Imagine being such a fuck up that 411 years later people still burn effigies of you every year.

>>66007961
>nice meme.
m8 I grew up with "poor people" and unlike you I have no issues going near them without pooing my pants.
fact is being poor doesn't make someone scum, it doesn't turn them into a violent thug who.

Black people have social issues that other poor groups do not, and it is entirely due to both their culture and their inability to understand abstractions.

>>66007966
cycling is by far the best way to get there. you can literally beat all traffic by 1 hour at least.

Evens I smoke a joint at 9
Odds I smoke it at 10
Dubs I smoke it at 11
Trips i smoke it now

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What's his name again?

>>66007862
yeah the Commonwealth is complicated because of countries like India with literally a billion people in and massive social problems and poverty

don't really want to deal with that shitheap of a nation

>>66007930
>Honestly this is perfect, the carribbean islands are perfect for a cheeky holiday, but cut out papua new guinea and jamaica they have far too many people.
We wouldn't let them have free movement lad, don't worry. If anything we'd be repatriating blacks to Jamaica.

i've found god yet again lads

doing a internet dating site

reply to a girl 'hey cutey' or no

>>66008076
You smoke a full marijuana joint or a spliff?

>>66008088
big hungry joe

>>66007966

Ha. I live in Sompting. Wudup.

>>66008021

But I'd have to explain you to my normie mates.

>>66007972
its like a mental fireworks festival where people throw bangers at you

>>66007984
all you need is a hyper-caste system and make the posh pajeets feel included and you'd be alright.

worst case scenario is some anglo-indian members of the aristocracy.

>>66008088
Rafael "Dormers" Stone

>>66008088
Rafe

>>66008073
not from worthing mate, maybe daytime but it would take ages.

make another anime edition

>>66008107
internet dating is dubious if you're under 40

OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
DANCE DANCE TILL YOURE DEAD

too many culturally automated men ITT

>>66008063
He's a good Catholic boi he dindu nuffin

>>66008107
"hey bb, what u doin?"

STOP
KILLING
THE
MANDEM
BRUV

>>66008107

Just sign up to Tinder. It's the only one I've had success on. It's designed for success.

You get the 'are we attracted to each other' question out of the way before you even send your first message.

>>66008142
just practicing

>>66007822
big fan of the country shown in this one but not the commonwealth as a whole. the Anglo-sphere rather than the Commonwealth share far more in terms of culture and law

>>66008117
>Ha. I live in Sompting. Wudup.
lol small world eh bruv

>>66008088
rapping up a storm

Got work tonight

>>66008189
do your best

thought guy fawkes day was harangued and more or less outlawed by the PC police

>>66008110
Spliff, i use about 0.4g of weed.

>>66008181
too intimidated on there

also haven't had a match in about a month

Pint of bitter please barkeep

suddenly got a bit chilly init lads, actually had to put a jumper on tonight haha