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No Poles Allowed Edition
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/polska/
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>>66003000
Whose economic situation is worse? America's or Japan's?
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Not the fault of the Poles that it's better to be English mate
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can't stop me
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>>66002960
be an english man
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how do i find myself lads

surely i'm not a boring, lonely cunt
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oi, give us a fag lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476015250378.webm
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>>66003018

that bum is really flat desu
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Good edition
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>>66003032
Japan's
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>>66003000
omg ok i will go away....
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>>66003083
/dailydose/
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>>66003073
why does he have a big hole in the middle of his haircut
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Just matched with your mother on tinder

just in case you where wondering why mums go to Iceland
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Every time 'trolls' are mentioned in the news

>Trolls ruin _____
>Police enforce new trolling laws
>Celebrity hit by trolls

they DO know what a troll is don't they?

Putting it in the newspapers is the worst thing you could possibly do.
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>>66003073
this picture makes me feel uncomfortable
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>>66003051
is that a snorter?
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>>66003118
>where
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>no poles allowed
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BRB COMING TO THE UK I AM GONNA PLUMB EVERYONES ASSS
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>>66003066
ah yes.

slavs.
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SIgned up to OKcupid 4 days ago my profile has been visited a total of twice. One is a fattie and the other is a pansexual, polyamorous non-binary.
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https://youtu.be/0nrwaRnZ1eM

Jahan took the redpill hard lads
think hes going to do something big soon
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How many countries have you lived in lads?
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>>66003073
reminds me of this
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>>66003129
you degen sicko

>TM-1200 UNIVERSAL PROJECTOR CEILING MOUNT
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>>66003118
my ex went to iceland recently
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>>66003133
messed that one up, didn't i? haha
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>>66003135
based hamilton
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>>66003073
is he wearing the same tshirt?
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>>66003177
*sniffs* ok buddy
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>>66003124
>they DO know what a troll is don't they?
what do you think
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>>66003000
nice trips, reposting from old thread
Sat in bed in my dressing gown, shitposting on my laptop, watching scrubs from my plex server and got a bottle of tango, who else /comfy/ here?
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>>66003204
he's become a right poof
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>>66003188
did she need to be rescued from a crevice?
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>>66003073
What's happening to him?
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>tfw too inteligent to be a brit
hold me brehs
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I will sodomize you in public bathroom
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>>66003204
he's like a cartoon character
only has a few outfits, but keeps the same regular one
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I would quite like to move to Italy. Why do so few Brits move there?
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>>66003229
no idea mate i don't talk to her that much anymore
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>>66003204

>he

Fuck off. Also yeah i think he is

>>66003231

Shes transitioning
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>>66003243
poles arent intelligent
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Got a lucky dip for the Euro Millions lads
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>>66003264
legally they're a he so I'm going to refer to them as a he
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>>66003246
>roses are red
>look at image
>rose is blue
well mate?

where's your rape now?
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>>66003124
To these people, troll just means an annoying person on the internet.
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>>66003212
want to smoke but also want to stop smoking
but i have no choice anyway because i have no money left

not a great feel
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>>66003246
topi
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>>66003246
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death to the west
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>>66003262
french tourists really need to be more careful when they are traveling in Iceland

adhere to traffic rules and be more cautious when hiking
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>tfw Britain is a shithole
>still richer than you
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mieow
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>>66003273
same as brits
>tfw too inteligent to be a brit or a pole
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>>66003294
sorry to hear that, desu I never got smoking I smoked for like 2 years in highschool then got bored of it so stopped, don't get why people spend their entire lives doing it
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>>66003294

never struggled to quit smoking. Just didnt buy them anymore haha
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>>66003330
*windmills my willy in your face*
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>>66003341
it isnt biologically possible for a pole to have an iq above 83
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>>66003375
*wanks on your face*
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Toad time?
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>>66003313
alri josie
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>>66003355
>>66003361
weed i mean
it kills my motivation and makes me cough up shit when i wake up but it also keeps me from being bored from doing nothing all day
it's a shitty perpetual cycle
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>>66003384
it isnt biologically possible for a brit to have an iq above -10000000
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just found this racist image on my sons phone
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genuinely feel bad for poleaboo
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>>66003418
I kinda get weed, don't do it much cause when I do I just don't sleep
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>>66003073

will decimate this monstrosity of a human
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>>66003430
naff off
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>no yanks
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need a big brit willy up my bottom x
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>>66003445
she could steal my shekels if you know what i MEAN


hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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even if i managed to get a gf id constantly be paranoid about her leaving me or cheating on me so probably best i dont have one haha x
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[VGTG]
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>want to play rising storm
>but also want to stay on /brit/

Being a wage cuck with fuck all free time is shit lads
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>>66003407
josie is dead
this is fatima bin abayyad al-buckinghani
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going to get drunk by myself tonight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqVjPy8KxfY

how accurate is this?
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>>66003491
Tbh only rasheeds and abnormies dont like Yanks.

When I studied abroad at York Uni I made loads of british friends pretty easily and they were all normies
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>>66003498
*unzips my incredibly mediocre 6 inch willy*
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>>66003532
stalingrad or japs?
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>>66003073
>>66003204
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what in the fuck is this lmao
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>>66003556
this

yanks are top lads/lasses
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>>66003481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DWAGGjRLGY
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this clown shit is retarded why is the media pushing this childish bollocks
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>>66003609
its really bizarre desu
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>>66003595
>>66003556
Krauts stick together like birds of a feather.
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post your rarest british meme
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>>66003556
do people play snooker in the US? Never see any yanks in the rankings.
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>>66003246
Why did you post a picture of a floating rose
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>You see 10 manchildren clowns running at you on an empty street

What do you do? I honestly just walk normally so I can ruin their shit gimmick
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>>66003645
they play pool
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>>66003609
>>66003629
They milk these things as much as they can because it makes them money
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>>66003609
>why is the media
clicks sell advertising
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>>66003592

a beautiful human bean
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR
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>>66003532
>not having a dual moniter for this exact reason
pleb
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>>66003645
we play billiards but not snooker. usually 8 ball
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hmm yeah because if you were going out to attack people you'd dress as a fucking clown wouldn't you.
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>>66003556
NOT impressed by this reply
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>>66003676
yeh I know that I have been there and actually played pool once, snooker is what I am interested in

>>66003666
atta
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>I live with my parents still but I have a dual monitor

pathetic
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>>66003609
They're just reporting the news lad
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so tired...
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What hallucinations do you have? Keep seeing cats out of my peripheral vision but they are never there when I turn around. And when a real cat is in my peripheral I often see lions/tigers and shit myself
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>le so called experts don't know what they're talking about, brexit is actually GOOD for the economy! xD
we are literally at the point of a sterling crisis. this is why you don't let the mongs that comprise the british public make decisions
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fav disclosure song?
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Is Paul Joseph Watson autistic?
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>>66003708
ta, needed to know for sure
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What's the difference between Snooker, Pool, and Billiards?

>>66003766
I live on my own and have dual monitors.
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noticed yanks are cool in real life but are a bunch of mongs on the internet. weird
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are the poles getting beaten to death a false flag or what? How do the chavs even know they're polish?
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>>66003782
Sinister shadow men
Meth was a mistake
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getting my daily dose of James O'Brien on LBC.
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I'm in a hurry here translating stuff, and I'm stuck on something...

Is there a word for the holes you make to plant tree saplings? And/or a word for the process of making it?

It should be like 'furrowing', but that's not quite like it - as it should consider a line of holes, and not a furrow...
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>>66003782
>this is why you don't let the mongs that comprise the british public make decisions
yeh and no, it was badly organised and should not have been a simple majority system but thats what we got, stupid or not.
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>>66003666
*runs at you on an empty street with a fake knife*
*you keep walking normally*
*catches up to you and stabs you in the neck with a real knife hidden in my baggy clown pockets*
nice try kiddo
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>>66003833
yanks bottle up their true emotions IRL. We can only be nice and smiley in public, but once we get to the comforts of being away from face to face communication we show our true selves
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>>66003766
no point in me moving out i live in the same city as my uni
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business idea: use the newly surfaced danger of clowns to increase gun ownership
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How is gf 2016 panning out lads?
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>>66003898

too scared to message women on dating sites
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>>66003881
>this
yanks are eerily fake
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>>66003833
the yanks arent on /brit/ arent even bad desu
the frenchposter (presumably you) and the germanposter are the two worst by a country mile
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>tfw carrying a fake knife or gun in public and using it to intimidate people is treated like using the real thing

Cant wait for one of these clown knobheads to get banged up
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>>66003865
i am NOT going to do your job for you
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>>66003898
I got a cute 16 y/o I get to have sex with, pretty great
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@66003898
*checks flag*
shant be dignifing this phony with a reply
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>>66003898
>dated girl for a month
>she ended it
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>>66003881
RL Yank IRL
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>>66003898
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The yank gf made fun of me for not owning a gun again
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>>66003865
excavate a line of holes is the best I can think of.
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>>66004021
I really miss the american ex-gf
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>>66003898
met a lovely yank

seriously worried she is out of my league and will realise one day
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poo on you
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>>66003987
why?
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*stands in a busy public square in broad daylight dressed as a clown*
*announces i'm proving that not all clowns are troublemakers and offers free hugs and balloons*
*invite people to take turns pressing the button on my flower to be squirted*
*detonates my explosive vest instead*
takbir
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Watching Emmerdale
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>>66004078
just penned a letter to GCHQ about this post
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>>66004078
#i'llhonkahonkawithyou
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>>66003865
sowing? tilling?
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The lady in red, she's dancing with me

Tonight
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>Tfw ugly as fuck
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>>66004135
BRITISH MASTERRACE
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>>66003584
Japs, much more fun
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got some armpits at the conjunction of arm and torso lads
2 of em
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Plan for tonight: smoke the herbal equivalent of the channel tunnel, have a few drinks and cry over songs that remind me of her
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well lads, went for a walk through the park then did a load of laundry, off to gym now.
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>>66003938
>Iceland calling anyone a yank
Shouting loudly right now. Half of your population got impregnated by American soldiers.
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>made an elaborate lie about handing an assignment in on time
>teacher is expecting proofs
>turns out she would only take off 5% anyway

ive fucked up lads
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Really wish people would learn to accept me as a girl(male)
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>>66004179
peasant
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>>66004174
So Republicans are like politcal Muslims?
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>>66004179
>not killing slavs en mass with the mg42
shameful lad
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>>66004174
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>>66004201
yeah. but the other half was impregnated by British soldiers
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fingers smell of skips

T i T i L l A t I n G
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>>66004239
Icelanders were never Nordic to begin with though. Right?
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>>66004135
>doesn't eat well
>doesn't lift/exercise
>doesn't pay attention to hygiene/grooming/wardrobe

if you're guilty of any of those you've no right to complain.
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>>66004220
>>66004216
>not preferring roasting a group of banzaiing japs alive with a flamethrower
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>>66004174
Really gets the old thinker revving.
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'Im so sorry I didn't see your message!! X'

Should I even reply lads
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>>66004208
>make up an elaborate lie about handing in an assignment on time
>Get away with it because I'm charismatic as fuck
I've done it like 6 times in my first 2 years of uni. It's so easy.
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>>66004287
She included the x so yeah I think you should
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>>66004287
no
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>>66004287
Reply in 3 days and passive aggressively say you must not have seen theirs.
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>>66004287
nah
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>>66004267
the original settlers were nordic, but the Norwegians liked to bring irish qts with them
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>>66004287
"good, because i didn't glance over a pixel of yours"
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The future gf
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>>66004127

>>66004031

Would 'sapling burrowing' sound too awful, or does it make sense?

In portuguese we use from the same word of burrow or pit, and it would mean exactly 'excavating a line of holes for saplings'.
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>>66004287
No. Don't reply to her until she apologises to you in person.
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>>66004353
Looks like my transgender daughter
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>>66004267
they brought plenty of irisb qts with them
They're nordic celt mix, the true master race
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>>66004287
"shan't be reading this"
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>>66004287
"@[hername]
did not read one iota of this"
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>>66004287
yes reply of course hahahahaha
don't do that waiting bullshit
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going to make some din dins
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>>66004287
>>66004287
Similar. All I said was want to hangout this week.

She responded two days later.

"Sorry I'm the worst at responding! Itd be fun to hangout soon, but I can't this week, maybe next week"

I feel like shes just hoping I dont remind her next week, so im just going to wait it out and see if she texts me to hangout next week, if not ill move on
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>>66004355
what's the word?
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>>66004267
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>>66004348
>Irish
>qt
Gurgling.
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https://clyp.it/nhonkthn

need feedback on this double drop LADS
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>>66004439
*slaps the food out of your hand*
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>>66004453
Made me think. I always thought Icelanders were pure.
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>>66004447
Protip: If they say they can't hang out and then don't offer a specific date that they CAN hang out, then they're not interested.
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>>66004464
they used to be qts before the norwegians stole them from their gene pool
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Just jizzed on my own face
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>>66004494
shan't be clicking this
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What are some good films and tv shows to put on my streaming server?
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genuinely would love one of these clown idiots to try and intimidate me, give me an excuse to knock ten shades of shit out of them.
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*rips bong*
*cough*
P-*cough*
Pass the water mate
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>>66004453
>ireland and britain so similar
why did we fight for so long desu
we could have a united british isles forever
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>>66004355
no, just say planting or sowing
burrowing has no connection to planting in English, it's used describe digging only
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on the bus
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>>66004573
*passes you a glass of milk instead*
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>>66004524
Well she did say maybe tuesday or sunday

But yeah, thats why im just going to let her text me if she wants to hangout
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>>66004573
>rips

FOY
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might have dhiarrea hahahah
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>>66004573
*pisses in your lucozade*

here mate
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poll about poofs
http://www.strawpoll.me/11409682
http://www.strawpoll.me/11409682
http://www.strawpoll.me/11409682
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>>66004573
*tips the bong up so you drink the bongwater*
wayyy dickhead
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>>66004576
You lads left a bad first impression desu
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>>66004576
You were triggered by how superior the Irish were.
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if im talking to a girl and she takes longer than 5 minutes to reply i stuff her in my rape dungeon for life
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>>66004452

'coveamento'

>>66004577

Ok got it. Thank you m8
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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>>66004652
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
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*pisses in your ribena*
thatll learn you
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did you know that 52% of brits are RACIST and 'SICK' OF EXPERTS?
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so cold...

*vapes*
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>>66004635
>Superior
>Population still hasn't recovered from when some potatoes went rotten
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>>66004675
*drinks it without hesitating*
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>>66004686
all me
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>>66004713
>proves my point by getting triggered by a simple post about them
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reply to me again and I'll kick your head clean off
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made a delicious breakfast sarnie using that yellow jewish egg bread
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>>66004715
Execute the paki cunt
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>>66004745
Wanna scrap
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>>66004746
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so vapes

*cold*
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WAY MORE GULLY GULLY THAN BUDDY BUDDY
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observing vaping is about... hmm *taps some numbers into a calculator* 2.8 times more off putting to watch than a normal cigarette
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qipNXug2Kp0
ahh yes very impressive
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>>66003898
might fly to your ends in a few months to advance things with a potential qt
>>66004397
poppy looks 100% female you deviant
>>66004533
>people reposting my quality OC already
excellent
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*hits vape*

ahhhhh yes
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>>66004865
Wtf is this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPYuEA-Xfw
ahh yes VERY impressive indeed
>>
5am vamping
>>
>>66003073
screeching
>>
oh deer! that man has lost consciousness!
*blows a vape up his arse*
>>
skips
>>
NEVER seen a non-runt vaping

looool, wouldn't be seen dead with a mouth fedora.
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMLiFpecgVg

>ALL
>I
>EVER
>SAY
>NOW
>IS
>GOOD-
>-BBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>BBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>BBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>66004865
would rather listen to galoshes whisper about how lonely she is for 20 mins desu

are most male asmrtists as mental as this one and the really fem guy
>>
>>66004906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB2zoidUeLU
>>
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>'Killer Clown' armed with a baseball bat gets NUTTED after picking the wrong victim to scare in a multi-storey car park
>>
>>66004805
is he jewish or something
>>
>>66004881
spidey sense tells me that's a guy
>>
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>>66004978
believe whatever eh
>>
when will phonecalls be phased out as a method of communication?
>>
>>66004942
ephemeral rift is a big reddity numale pseud
massageasmr is a creepy australian who does reiki and that
theres an english lad who looks a bit like thor, i dont remember him being too odd
tony bomboni gives me the shivers desu
>>
>>66004949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07vntXdrmgA
>>
>ASMR
lol do one
>>
DUDE
>>
>>66005086
stop using british slang
>>
>>66005086
France is rubbish
>>
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>mouth fedora
>>
>gym buddy is busy tonight

fuck sakes, I'm too much of a novice to go it alone
>>
Went to the cinema earlier lads
Saw that Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

was alright I guess
>>
so happy netflix works here too

*browses for a few minutes*
*gives up and rewatches peep show*
>>
Noticed that the French are mostly cunts online, but also noticed they are cunts IRL.

Anyone else notice that?
>>
>>66005134
is that where your gf is kept lol
>>
>>66005127
so is ASMR
>>
listening to the new blank banshee
>>
>>66005155
haha
>>
At what point did you start farting around your gf?
>>
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>>66005086
honhonhonhon no
>>66005092
one small step for man
>>
>>66005129
literally never gonna make it

Going to the gym by yourself is significantly more enjoyable
>>
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>>66005092
>>
>>66005152
if you got bullied you fully deserve it you stupid jf
>>
>>66005168
congratulations, you're a human meme.
>>
Just won 500 dollars on stars lads wahey

wagamamas on me tonight
>>
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Who /clown/ here?
>>
Owen Jones is a pound shop George Orwell.
>>
>>66005204
t. jf
>>
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>>66005201
based quentin
>>
>>66005092
so.. everyone who's ever been penalised by the judicial system for charges related to cannabis gets some kind of reparation I hope?
>>
>>66005195
my gf makes me hold it in until she allows me to fart at the end of the day

she judges the size of the fart and knows if i have been farting without her permission
>>
>>66005223
Here
>>
>>66005318
not seen this one in a while
>>
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>>66005318
and here
>>
>>66005284
what did he mean by this
>>
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>>66005223
>>
favourite shakespeare play lads?
>>
>Midday I was in the kitchen eating tuna and sweetcorn from a bowl, my father entered and starting going on at me again to have a hair cut, I tried to keep my cool but he kept pecking at me head, I got mad and had to express myself so I threw the bowl against the floor, smashing it, I then left for my room.

Imagine if this were your son?
>>
>>66004541
anyone?
>>
hamlet = a fat manlet
>>
>>66005092
>tfw will probably get it on prescription cause psychosis
>>
>>66005398
king lear or the tempest
>>
>>66004715
Seriously, fuck yodel. They are shit at everything and should just be shut down.
>>
The marijuana question is very interesting

Not sure if legalising it would be good because it would give more people access to being an annoying lazy stoner spastic
>>
>>66005471
ah yes cannabis will help your psychosis
>>
>>66005398
Henry V

Because I'm English
>>
>>66005508
the same logic applies to booze but not everyone is an alcoholic.
>>
If I just be myself, can I do this???

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476124310796.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476124310796.webm
>>
Should a person quit their job if they are lazy, don't enjoy it, and their apathetic attitude to the work negatively effects customers?

Obviously leaving on one's own terms is superior to being fired but I've only been there for ~5 months so it will look really bad if I quit this early as well.
>>
>>66005560
Ahh yes, the ''weed is the exact same as alcoholic'' argument

fuck off you fucking mong
>>
>>66005508
as long as it isn't smoked in public I see no issue.
>>
>>66005398
None

Because I'm Pakistani
>>
>>66005560
I didn't say everyone will smoke weed you runtoid
>>
185 kg skinny fat here
>>
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>>66005289
Quentin is a literal manlet lmao
>>
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>>66005471
>prescription weed for psychosis
>>
>Pound has gone from $1.24 to $1.21 in one day
>>
This general rampantly overuses the word 'lad' and I seek to put an end to it
>>
>>66005642
i didnt say you did. think you missed my point.
>>
watching She's the Man lads, it's based on Twelfth Night
>>
>>66005657
think its time for this meme to die, no? 5'11 is not and probably never will be manlet

its just lanky spackers like yourself trying to put down normal men because height is literally the only thing you have.
>>
>>66005670
thanks brexit!
>>
>>66005728
>>66005728
>>66005728

nu
>>
>>66005508
in my experience it is only particularly bad when combined with
a) poor people who can't manage their money well
b) being unemployed
>>
>>66005683
Seems a bit Cromwellian
>>
>>66005723
Haha alright little man.
>>
>>66005533
>>66005666
without THC, the psychoactive ingredient in weed it can be beneficial in treating mental disorders such as schizophrenia and psychosis
>>
>>66005398
King Richard II
>http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/25255.html
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