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korean pop

ITT: we post our favourite 4chins banner

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>one chance at life
>not able to vote for the hilldog

why even life?

I just want some affection from a very attractive and highly intelligent woman.

friendly reminder: if you have a 'chon image folder you are beyond redemption

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>>65989254
>voting for hillary

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>>65989282
>beyond redemption

more like hella cool

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>Think a little lads.

>The (male) world records are "this is the best a human being has ever done at this activity, period".

>Female world records are "this is the best a human being who happens to have two X chromosomes has ever done at this activity". It's a special category and you could replace the chromosome with requirement with a human being below or above a certain age, height, weight of a certain race, from a certain town, with a certain hair or eye colour, named Steven...

>Does the best sprinter named Steven deserve the same recognition and compensation as the best sprinter, period?

*uses my computer to warm myself up*

>>65989254
is there a more unlikeable politician than Hillary?
If it was anyone else Trump wouldnt have a chance

>>65989292
>weed is bad

Why though? I don't even really smoke it, but it's pretty harmless stuff.

>>65989322
sup italy lite

>>65989282
have a chon image folder on my phone to boot

>>65989316
So find the best man at something and the best woman at something and have them compete directly. Throw in the best trans, black, short, Yorkshire and Steven at thing too.

Winner is the Champion of Champions and officially the best.

>>65989282
>use imageboard
>think you're cool for not using images
top loser

>>65989322
this is unironically true

we hate political dynasties. we don't want any more bush or clintons

bernie sanders would have won this election easily

>>65989322
I've been a Trump supporter since he announced he was running but now I'm beginning to think Ted Cruz would've been the winning candidate in the general

In an election that's become nothing but he-said she-said (as if there's any other kind) Trump loses there big time with the average voter who's not thinking about the most important issue which is who will be nominating the 2-4 SCOTUS justices who will retire or die in the next 4 years

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Will Trump make America white again?

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>>65989406

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*thinks*

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Popping out to try on a few 'Doras lads

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>>65989406
hopefully

>>65989457
good lad

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>>65987490
good morning gentlemen

>>65989434
if i had a grenade right now i'd pull the pin and not even throw it

>>65989434
Imagine having your white autistic son draw this

>>65989477
R*ssians not welcome

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>>65989434

>>65989525
nah, missed the Manny-Piccy one too, so miffed.

>He still thinks people want to meetup with an emotionally unstable paki tranny

the gf recording me

https://youtu.be/GH_LMDW3fO4

*poos into your cereal*

What are some good scary films lads?

Hosting a rival meeting tomorrow by the Queen Victoria statue in piccadilly gardens at 1pm

Imagine being such a huge Yankised runt that you eat cereal for breakfast.

>>65989590
that new ghostbusters movie

>>65989487
it wouldn't go off until you let the spoon go haha

>>65989577
Feel as though this anxiety attack gimmick may just be attention seeking haha

I'm a super shy and nervous and this has never happened to me

>>65989599
good idea

>>65989613
Coffee and a Marlboro red for me

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Me and the lads out picking up some slags last Saturday.

What did you sadcases do with your weekends?

>>65989518
dont get this one

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>>65989615

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>So Anon I heard you don't have a gf, is this true?

>>65989664
really need a latex gf

woke up at like 3am and started puking everywhere.

no work for me today

anyone want to gently pat my head and tell me everything is going to be ok?

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>>65989662
>number is correct
>pants of fire

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>>65989662

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>>65989662
>the numbers are valid
>mostly false

>>65989708
oh fuck off

haha

hehe

huhu

>>65989662
>blacks kill white people because muh racism
Ahh yes very unbiased

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Maid uniforms are cute

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>>65989694
she accidentally deleted those emails while under subpoena

not her fault at all

>>65989708
Bet you're still cute anyway

>>65989748
genuinely broke into a smile at this news

>>65989748
oh fuck off

feel like a little girl trapped in a big ugly man's body t b h

bad feel

>>65989764
>people kill people because they are poor and not because they lack morality

t. owen jones

>>65989764
>no you see officer I killed this man because he actually has a job and I'm I lazy fuck

>>65989748
kill yourself tomorrow if you have any clout
but you wont because you're just a loser looking for attention

>>65989654
Pictures like this are why I'll never understand why it's considered normie to go to clubs, and that you're a social pariah if you choose not to go.

>>65989810
>no you see officer I killed this man because he actually has a job and money and I wanted his stuff

WHITE BWOI GIMMIE YA PUD PUD

>>65989791
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS

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hmm...

>>65989836
It's a young lad's pursuit

If you go to the club after age 25 you've solidified your runt status as permanent

>>65989867
COLLECTING YOUR JAR OF HEARTS
AND TEARING LOVE APART

>>65989888
YOU'RE GONNA CATCH A COLD
FROM THE ICE INSIDE YOUR SOUUUL

>/pol/ literally memes Trump into the race
>a bunch of basement dwelling retards, most of which have no idea how to communicate with people in real life, yet can dish out a 2000 character post in 30 seconds
>plenty of which aren't even American, have no dog in this race, and would love for nothing more than to see America slowly crumble...
>the autism becomes too strong
>actual Americans are too engulfed in repetitive shitposting to realize they've been out shitposted
>no big deal, it's only an election which decides who becomes the new most powerful person in the World... what could go wrong?
>the realization that their retardation is costing the nation as a whole is starting to set in and in the end did way more harm than good
>w-we were always Cruz supporters... wait... m-make America g-great again... right guise?

>>65989873
Fair point

Just cannot imagine anything worse than spending a night in some shitty chain club listening to beyonce surrounded by runts like that

Found a great website called shewillcheat.com som,e great facts about the cuckold enlightenment on there

Your time will come, animals. Your time will come.

>know a very liberal vegetarian girl
>she's quite politically active, has been to plenty of protests including for animal rights
>one day google her bag brand because it stands out but I've never seen it before
>they are pretty fucking expensive and also
>the company mostly makes clothes for hunting


Isn't that a bit hypocritical?

>>65989921
what's so bad about trump?

>>65989931
shall not deign to peruse this

>>65989916
DON'T COME BACK FOR ME
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>>65989941
he's not a politician

>>65989922
It gets even worse when you realize you're surrounded by high schoolers, not even college, and you start roaming around, trying to find a sense of belonging, only to keep coming across groups of 25+ doing the same, possibility wondering where it all went wrong...

Then you get your bar tab, and you realize you just payed $9 for every piss water you never even wanted to drink...

>>65989931
>very liberal vegetarian girl

Expert tip:

Women do not have actual worldviews or political opinions as you and I might. They just profess whatever society or their peers tell them is correct at any given time.

How to pronounce "glacial"?
In one dictionary - with s, in another - sh.

>>65989931
lol does she know about that?

>>65989957
but that's a good thing

>>65989988

glay-shul

>>65989988
glay-see-al

>>65989921
is this bait?

>>65989988
"glay-shul" the 'shul' isn't stressed very hard and is more like 'shl'

>>65989997
for president of the united states?
no.
no it is not a good thing

electing trump to be president is like making a motorcyclist fly a plane

>>65989985
women are much more opinionated than the average man in my opinion

>>65989997
Please finish your first semester of college before posting. Sincerely, Americans born before 9/11

>>65989997
It's really not.

>>65989922
I honestly can't either

I'm partial to house parties myself
Always a better vibe and don't have to empty your wallet for a few watered down drinks

Would much rather go to the pub than the club

>>65989988
glay-shial

>>65989988
I would say it like "glay shul" or "glay syul"

>>65990007
>>65990009
>>65990015
The situation is like in the dictionaries. Thank you.

>>65989988
both are correct really

glay sea al
glay shl

>>65990012
Everything is bait. It's not the bait that matters. It's the rod and reel.

Lesson learned - cheese on toast requires the grill to be on beforehand to heat up

Next lesson - will the bead burn because I toasted it before adding the cheese. Stay tuned.

>>65990015
>>65990007
Complete and total biscuits.

The "sh" pronunciation is a Yankism.

It's supposed to be a soft s sound. Glass-yer.

>>65990017
bad analogy
>>65990022
not an argument
>>65990029
he'll do more for the country than any politician in the past 30 years

>>65990051
so what does the rod and reel imply then?

>>65990052
you're not a woman you're a sexual deviant

>>65990056
>Glass-yer
*Sorry, that's for glacier but my point still stand.

Glacial would be glay-syal.

>>65990058
If you say so m8.

>>65989988
glay-she-al

>>65989991
Not sure but the bags are quite expensive (£80+), she has at least two of them, and there aren't many shops you can buy them at here as it's a foreign brand.

So I mean, she can't have just accidentally walked into a shop and bought one. She must have had to do some research before she got it.

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we're pople too

>>65989852
Don't see the difference tbqh

>>65990058
>not an argument

Wasn't meant to be an argument you dumb child. Adults in the real World don't consort with such trolling and immaturity when it comes to events which actually make a difference.

I know this may an odd concept to fathom, but try shitposting/regurgitating shit you read online in real life and see how far you get.

loooool lads, running a bath and brewing some poncey tea to beat this cold.

>>65990100
Black Is Beautiful

>>65990075
That's for you to find out young grasshopper.

>>65990022
Le "90's kids are the b3$t!!1!" maymay

my favorite

>>65989922
>chain club
>beyonce music in a club
Have you ever been to one?

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>>65990089
>Yank pronunciation.

It's from Latin "glacies" (glass-yes), where the fuck did you get the "sh" sound from.

>>65990017
Many of our greatest presidents never held elected office or participated in politics at all until they were elected

The majority never even attended uni
Truman was the last one not to have though

>>65990084

he's got the military behind him to steer him along. also the country's largest police union and border patrol union endorsed him. mike pence is a more than capable politician. trump is there to make deals for our economy

>>65990113
i'm probably one of the oldest people in /brit/ lad. i'd reckon i'm a good ten years older than you. trump's tax and healthcare plans alone make him worthy of my vote and tens of millions of others are in the same boat i'm in

>>65990100
To be fair, those refugee camps must be pretty miserable, and I would want to get the hell out of there too.

>>65990136
legally it's mohammed or amir or some shit, so that's what we're going to call you

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>>65990144
born in the 2000s huh?

>>65990055
>Next lesson - will the bead burn because I toasted it before adding the cheese.

No.

Good work today

so apparentl;y in some places in the usa you don't need ID to vote
pretty bad for voter fraud if you ask me

Everyone in my family really look down on people who speak with regional accents.

>>65989931
If she isn't aware that what she's doing is hypocritical then it's not really hypocritical is it?

Knobhead.

>>65990163
Or you know you could stay in your home country and work to make it a better place rather than fleeing to the place with the most gibs and white women

>>65990093
not neccessarily

crusty jugglers

>>65990194
1998

why don't nonwhites partake in outdoor activities such as hunting and fishing and alpining?

>>65990143
then all I can assume is the bait

>>65990216
Yeah, that's obviously what you would do.

>>65990161
A president needs to make policies as well as deals, which Trump seems totally clueless about tbqh (unless he's talking about China).

>>65990039
Same here, my ex thought I was boring for preferring the pub or a nice restaurant to some runty pop club, complete mong

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>>65990260
Because they are made of poo

>>65990144
Not even a 90's kid, but if this is what comes to mind when you hear a "meme", go for it, see how far it gets you. Probably a couple (You)'s on /pol/.

Here, have one on me.

>>65990248
Amazing film

Did people actually ever cry at this?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476177169907.webm

>>65990282
imagine what would have happened if the banter was top notch

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>>65990282

>>65990282
>Magogadolitz

You have to go back

>there are people HERE IN THIS THREAD who consider themselves literate or even educated despite knowing neither Latin nor Greek

howling

I'd rather go to the dentist than go to a chain club like the ones you see pics of here, but love going to proper music clubs regularly.

>>65990284
look at me

LOOK AT ME

>>65990270
I actually take pride in my community and my nation, Rasheed

>>65990302
Not really, since Brexit I honestly think all the old farts should just be gassed to be desu.

>>65990278
he'll be appointing his cabinet who will help him write policies and do his job. he's proven that he's good at selecting the right people. i'm personally not scared of a trump presidency at all. this country has and is enduring much worse than him. hillary frankly scares the shit out of me because she's openly working against america's interests

LITERALLY in the bath right now lads

>>65990282
>polish girl murdered by mentally ill lad in aberdeen

hmmmmmmm

>>65990302
jump scare ah yes very impressive

Business idea: limit voting to people aged 18 to 50 who have first or 2:1 degrees

>>65990335
Sure you do you fat brainwashed yank. You'd probably die horrifically in the first few days if your country ever broke out into civil war and you actually decided to stay and fight.

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>>65990281
I'd like nothing more than a gf who's idea of a fun night out was dinner at a nice restaurant nothing too fancy though then a nice slow stroll through town
Maybe share a cheeky cigarette on a park bench haha

>>65990345
>not posting the pic of the bath

is this your first bath post?

>>65990363
>aged 18
>who have degrees

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The beloved gf

>>65990363
>labour and greens wins every election

Hmm

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>>65990437
MOTHER OF GOD

>>65990377
I actually served in the infantry as any good lad should

Not that you pakis have one iota about what patriotism is

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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood mornin', /brit/morelikeshit!

>>65990450
Sounds good desu

>>65990437
alri elvis

>>65990454
qt

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>>65990437
My fucking sides!

Posted this for you guys xx

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476179802341.webm

>the toppest banter

>>65990342
She seems to care a lot more about the future of America than Trump desu. I read a quasi-interview in Scientific American (inb4 muh globalist shills) where they asked the various candidates about their opinions on science related matters (e.g. research funding, public health, climate change, renewables, education etc.) and what their governments would do in those areas. Hillary had obviously put a great deal of thought into it and had multiple paragraphs for each question outlining proposed actions. Trump's answers were always less than 5 lines and basically repeated the same thing over and over again "we'll make good deals for America" and "I'll see what my advisers say when I get in". Didn't inspire much confidence tbqh.

>>65990363
saving the west from globalism is the baby boomer's last gift to the world

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>>65990455
>I actually served in the infantry as any good lad should
>Actually being proud of the fact you were too stupid to get any sort of actual career so you just sold yourself to the government for several years of your life
Top cuck

>>65990437
why don't you kill yourself now and stream it?

>>65990454
I want to kiss her after that desu

>>65990455
you're probably talking to a paki

ignore him

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>>65989664
my gf is allergic to latex REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its a sore subject, please be respectful

>>65990281
>my ex thought I was boring

Rule #1 la...

NEVER, EVER, Make women bored...

Nothing in this World will make a woman hit the road quicker than making them "bored".

You could fuck everything up, EVERYTHING, cheat, lie, over and over, and she still won't leave you, in fact, it usually makes them clinger more...

But the one fucking thing you cannot do, is have some whore utter the word "bored".

Remember how materialistic and spoiled Western women are, especially these days with social media controlling their every desire so they can be sure and take 1001 pics from just a casual day out with the bf and show the World they're not living a "boring life".

Fucking sickening.

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>>65989346
Fuck off battenburg Ireland's okay around here

>>65990437
poleaboo the paki paedo

>>65990496
I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult

>>65990437
shave your head mate

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>>65990535
>Ireland's okay around here

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>Rule #1 la...

>NEVER, EVER, Make women bored...

>Nothing in this World will make a woman hit the road quicker than making them "bored".

>You could fuck everything up, EVERYTHING, cheat, lie, over and over, and she still won't leave you, in fact, it usually makes them clinger more...

>But the one fucking thing you cannot do, is have some whore utter the word "bored".

>Remember how materialistic and spoiled Western women are, especially these days with social media controlling their every desire so they can be sure and take 1001 pics from just a casual day out with the bf and show the World they're not living a "boring life".

>Fucking sickening.

>>65990554
a jay post would be more suitable mate

jfc that selfie. what a joke of a human.

>>65990496
>>65990545
>Calling his small cock impressive

Definite compliment

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HaHaHaHa...XXX

>>65990506
i'm glad you can't vote in my elections

>>65990437
oh wow

>>65990437
You look like a Paki Chuck Berry. If Chuck Berry was a latent homosexual in the IT field.

>>65990526
Will do la'

Figured I probably was

>>65990559
not with tosh like this:

>Remember how materialistic and spoiled Western women are, especially these days with social media controlling their every desire so they can be sure and take 1001 pics from just a casual day out with the bf and show the World they're not living a "boring life".

>>65990554
I know this may be hard for you, but niggers are the same way. Be sure and forward this to Croatia.

>>65990437
That hair will never grow long.

Posted this for you guys

>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476179918786.webm

(It's a baywatch scene)

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There once was a fat paki bender
A registered sex offender
He put on a dress
And changed his address
And prayed to allah that he'd end 'er

>65990437
oh god

do you still think you can make yourself look like a woman in any way?

or have you resigned to the fact that you will NEVER pass on your genes, even if you manage to rape somebody

>>65990610
fucking MINT

>>65990571
yet

>bomb the shit out of iraq and afghanistan for nearly a decade
>kill hundreds of thousands of people
>commit various questionable acts and violate conventions on numerous occasions
>assad legally seeks assistance from russia to defeat rebels destabilising the state
>russia bombs the shit out of them
>"no, no, no this is wrong! russia are bad guys! they are killing people! stop them!"

>>65990628


So no-one told you life was gonna be this way

*clap clap clap clap*

His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A

It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years

He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)

>>65990437
>Big paki nose
>Those fat lips
A true white man!

>>65990437
what the fuck is this

your face/head/scalp/everything is so oddly proportioned

is this the power of paki-inbreeding?

>>65990600
Link to full scene?

someone just buzzed my flat but i'm NOT going to answer because i'm not expecting anyone

haha what am i like

>>65990589
Not him but it's partly true for a portion of young women. I know girls who are obsessed with social media and will actually go out clubbing or get dressed up just so they can take a photo and sell a false image of being fun, and hopefully amassing a large following and being admired by numerous people

>>65990630
>>65990630
>meanwhile >we bombed a hospital
>said 'whoops, sorry' and then the media shut up about it

How about we just let them bomb each other in peace?

>>65990669
So tempted to post a photo to show you how much better looking I am

you need to vibrate higher

https://youtu.be/FRtd8ArvH_s

>>65990629
if you lived here you wouldn't be so out of touch

>>65990630
I found it funny when USA bombed a hospital or when saudia arabia bombed a funeral filled with civilians everyone goes quiet

>65990669
you're sticking to the tranny route? I must say im quite pleased, it will be a lot more entertaining to see your progression this way

cannot wait for the end result

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>tfw I'm better looking than poley

the term 'white' is a social construct and has no ground in biology

prove me wrong protip you cant

think i might be getting cucked soon lads

Mad choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JoZkahjO1Q

>>65990674
What an absolutely vaccous existence

Here I am wondering if I'll ever be able to be happy and achieve my dreams after fucking up so badly and these fucking bints are out there uploading selfies of themselves in an attempt to have men fawn over them

Are women even capable of emotional or mental depth?

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If you can't hold down both shift keys with one hand you are officially a handlet

>>65990685
Sure you are. Yawn.

havin a nurnburger wurst
that i ordered through uber
mein fuhrer i can walk

>>65990693
America is one of the most out of touch countries on this planet desu. Not as bad as North Korea or China but definitely up there.

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>What an absolutely vaccous existence

>Here I am wondering if I'll ever be able to be happy and achieve my dreams after fucking up so badly and these fucking bints are out there uploading selfies of themselves in an attempt to have men fawn over them

>Are women even capable of emotional or mental depth?

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>>65990718
>tfw I'm not and I'm white

>>65990730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjLtuAoAoGQ

pleb

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>tfw I've had a ministroke and am going grey and I still look better than pakipoo

>>65990732
>Are women even capable of emotional or mental depth?

Yes, but only for themselves.

>65990744
howling

you will never look like a woman in the slightest

never

>>65990743
voldemort hands

>>65990718
What an achievement

Who else here /bongoutsidebaroonaroadshops/

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>>65990751
ah yes you surely know everything about the USA by reading some pseudo-scientific article that was clearly fluff for the clinton campaign

fuck off already. if you can't understand why trump is winning then you have no place giving opinions or criticism

>>65990743
I'd rather have nubs for hands instead of going around wondering how and why Steven Spielberg modeled E.T's feet after my deformed hand.

>>65990743
enjoy your heart attack at the age of 40 mr marfan

>>65990743
>tfw I can only reach the ''/'' key

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>>65990824
>Steven Spielberg modeled E.T's feet after my deformed hand.

That was ME not him

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>>65990766
Iktf

>>65990743
I cant just about do it and my hands arent even that big

good to see britpol has fellow Marxists in there.

Shame about the stormfags

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>>65990743
>netbook

>>65990836
>enjoy your heart attack at the age of 40 mr marfan

is that bad? sounds like an ok age

>>65990846
Fucking hell... Go home already you walking turd.

*throws reese's pieces at monitor*

>>65990100
*calls in carpet bomb*

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>good to see britpol has fellow Marxists in there.

>Shame about the stormfags

>>65990854
*kisses you*

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>if you can't understand why trump is winning then you have no place giving opinions or criticism

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I can touch my thumb and all 4 fingers together around my wrist

>>65990260
these streets is a jungle nigga
we out here huntin and surviving every day mang

I will win the 149m jackpot tonight

screen shot this

>>65990932
middle and ring finger
does that mean i'm gay / have aids

>>65990932
i can touch my thumb and all fingers but the little finger

im not a skelly though

Am I the only one who gets girls looking at me all the time when I walk past them?

>>65990732
Not every woman is like it, I learnt the hard way desu. she fucked me over badly haha, thing is whilst she lives in that way she's not happy and hates herself, I'm pretty content.

>>65990819
Didn't claim to know everything about the US but I have been to America and seen how completely self-absorbed a lot of you are. Enjoy your election.

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the gf

scotty doesn't know

>>65990982
why is his dick so bent
also
>circumsised

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>>65990982
>where did you get your earphones

>>65990985
whats the deal with fake blondes

>>65990985
ugly face

>gf has completely flat chest (some girls are like that)
>have a dream last night about fucking a girl with big tits who fancied me from highschool

doin a think

>>65991014
He's clearly not circumcised you blind spastic

>>65991014
>why is his dick so bent
Too many erections in tight underwear.

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Mah gf

>>65990980
i will bud

enjoy your nanny state

>>65991032
Look at it this way la... No tits = very low body fat = very little chance of her exploding once shes past her mid 20s.

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my gf

i was looking for a job and then i got a job
and /brit/ knows
i'm miserable now

>>65991012
they see u as competition for Chad's dick

womyn are whores

>>65990963
I'm not skelly either I'm 5'11" 16st

im NEET

>>65991099
what does this have to do with british culture?

looool lads, just emptied my change pot

£59 without counting the 10/5/2/1p coins

>>65991076
1/32 Cherokee

>>65991099
>implying they didn't deserve it

>>65991076
Do one runt

>>65991155
It's a timely reminder that the worst enemy of German speaking people is German nationalists

>>65991141
At least it's not 1/32 black

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>>65991128
>I'm 5'11" 16st

Followed some girl I shagged last year on the gram and she followed me back straight away

wouldn't be happy if I was her boyfriend

>>65991185
Oh I'm sure she had at least 1 black in her last night la

>>65991194
womyn are absolute whores.

i would never gf one rn, I can count on two hands how many relationships there are where the womyn as cheated on the man and they're still together.

>>65991194
Congrats! You ARE the father!

>>65991211
No m8

I'm not black

>mail tax return on oct 4th
>wont get a reply until december

but how do I know they received it, I don't want to get fined?

Silly system

>>65991194
kill urself my man

>>65991233
>I'm not black

FUCKING WHITE MAIL

>>65991213
Same lad, same.

Know for a fact there's things I haven't been told about with my ex

i would never date a girl. too much work. i'd much rather treat the girl like the queen she is and take care of her higher order mental needs while some brutish man takes care of her physical (and more primal) instincts

>>65991311
Amazing post

>>65991099
>meme land

>>65991237
>not doing your taxes online

alri grandpa haha

>>65991265
people will say
>but men cheat as well

and yeah right, that's obvious, but at least we'd owe up to it because we'd feel guilt.

womyn will do it if it has no consequences.

kill yourselves my mans

>>65991237
>>mail tax return

Serves you right, imagine falling for the self-employment gimmick

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>be english
>blame america for fucking up the english language
>then proceed to invent chav speak

>>65991311
>>65991332
lads you realise that's not me?

I've purely friend zoned her now, I'm not a beta, I have plenty of attention from girls, I just thought there was something different about her when there wasn't. Over it completely.

Lickdick you have too high an opinion of yourself, even if you're not uggo you're still a turbo-pleb. Lower your standards.

>>65991371
If a girl turns really weird and bitchy out of nowhere she's probably cheating

best way to tell

Dunno, I tried really hard to get that girl back and she fucking loved it, then one night, as we were debating getting back together she took some drugs and shagged a random lad at a house party. Then she was all like 'the feeling just isn't there anymore' and she's all suicidal and edgy. I think she feels grim about it but yeah she can fuck right off, told her to fuck off out of my life and not say a word to me ever again. Will honestly smack her enabling brother if I see him

>>65991357
would do but changed phone number and HMRC wont update their records
2FA ftw
>>65991379
much easier to pay less tax

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>>65991440
christ almighty, that's a shitty story to read.

don't smack her brother though pls, he might be a dickhead but it'd be better to ignore him completely, don't let her think she has something on you, it'll destroy her far more.

>>65991505
really makes me go hmm in a pondering sort of sense as i contemplate the explicit and implicit meanings of this photo in an immediate context as well as a context which has a meaning in greater society through the manifestations of social constructs as well as social mores and expectations of human beings as individuals, collectives and their resultant behaviour on society as a whole

>>65991505
its so weird seeing a muslim using a sophisticated piece of technology

like seeing a monkey use a computer

>Norway rejected post-Brexit trade pact with UK

Well done fucking rorke chavs

>>65991505
Why is that whore on the right wearing makeup and exposing her ankles?

Hope her dad beats her when she gets home and has finished cooking, cleaning and servicing him sexually like a good daughter should.

>>65991565
thanks all me

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>>65991407
i'm aiming high, fuck off.

new
>>65991573
>>65991573
>>65991573

>>65991565
yea I saw that
it's because the EU has them on a leash

>>65991578
and getting nowhere loool

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typing nigel farage into my youtubes

>>65991578
actually kinda looks like a Polish model I've banged

probably is desu