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cara

another shit canacuck edition, what a surprise

>found military style dog tag out front of house
>it's got "black power" on it, and when i googled the name on it and i got some aboriginal guy who's in a black supremacy group

don't have pics of the tags because i threw them out a few days ago but i'm wondering how it even got there

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3830176/Man-Melbourne-tram-labelled-lowlife-creep-autistic-loves-giving-strangers-high-fives.html

why are feminists so afraid of the white male?

Dr Pavel I'm CIA

>>65984943
i feel like he couldn't have said that, but i think i remember him saying something along those lines and i can't remember what it really was

>girl asks me for relationship advice

ah yes this is well within my training as a warehouse operative and sandwich artist

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>>65984984

Fuck Christopher Columbus

posted from my comfy suburban home

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>>65984981
what else do they have in life?

status update:

Went on a driving lesson with the mum to the beach then to bunning's warehouse.

I got tired while we were at bunning's so i permissed the mum to chauffeur me to my base of operations (the home).

>>65985028

lol that's sexist

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>>65985022
unironically love Columbus and Cortes
great examples of what individuals with drive can accomplish.
Especially Cortes

I defended Cortes pretty unashamedly in front of one of my uni classes as I wrote a paper on the Spanish conquest of Mexico.

The gf hangs out with orbiters, all day. The way they affirm her and have lavished her with attention for years has changed her expectations. These guys are pathetic, some of them have handed in a farewell/ultimatum/love letter at least twice now. She expects me to show the desperation that 'other people' have for gaining her attention and affection. She's the kind of girl who thrives on attention.

It's fucking horrible lads, she's an emotional child

they only serve for sex and giving births though

>>65985028
wow i can't even right now, just, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>65985083
normies btfo

>>65985074
You could use that defense for the British empire lad

>>65985083
careful, she'll probably fuck one of them to get some drama in her life

>>65985083
>The gf hangs out with other men
stopped reading there

you're about to be cucked lad

>>65985083
They may be orbiters, but you're a cuck for letting her be near them

>>65985116
I do as well, but the British didn't have the same seminal figures as Spain did. closest was Rhodes.

also it was relevant for the class to talk about Spain.
some girl got REALLY mad at me but most of the people seemed to accept what I said without issues whether they agreed or not.

>>65985083
youre supposed to tell them to fuck off you cuck

>>65985028
i like it, i don't think i fully understand how the woman managed to fuck everything up and the end though would have liked something specific

>>65985181
the guy seems to be vaguely paraphrasing what Nietzsche said about women, which is again that they have no drive and have never needed one.

though he never hated women, he just thought they shouldn't pretend to be men because they would fail in doing so and hurt men as a result.

>>65985180
>>65985147
>>65985178
>>65985120
She only sees them online and they don't live anywhere near. They're pretty much her only friends desu.

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>>65985083

Scared that one of these so-called, "orbiters", will cuck you? that is, if they haven't already.

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>>65985214

ddos her internet connection

this aussie bird just send me a pic of her fanny boys, she's worried her bf might see so she said to delete it immediately.

should I post it?

>>65985214
>ultimatums to a oneitis

literally done this before

>>65985250
ultimatums are a good idea

>>65985262
Neville Chamberlain

>>65985250

what was the context?

>>65985250
stay away from our women tyrone

>>65984949
After several posts to the point where this is unintentionally starting to become pasta, does anyone have that Seinfeld meme where someone criticizes Kramer for wasting time and Kramer going on an existential rant?

""our women"" hahahaha

Were Oasis just a Beatles rip off band?

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>>65985309
giddy up

>>65985250
woo lad
same

>>65985309
Search Nihilism Supreme on facebook and check their images

>>65985331
Yeah but they're one of the better ones

>>65985334
Still not what I want, but thanks anyway. Someday I'll find that supreme meme.

>>65985354
Will do.

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loads of oriental girls messaging me
added 2 qts already on Wechat/Watsapp
one says she will help me find an apartment which is great.

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el chileno

Old rivals
http://youtu.be/vcmDbHc81Vs

>>65985370
una vela

>>65985373
CHI

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>>65985391
Estar drogado

WHATS THE STORY
MORNING GLORY

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today's feel: tired and anxious

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>>65985423
Ese güey está todo marihuano, no le hagas caso

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>>65985430
today's feel: confusion and anger

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>>65985430
Sorry to hear that lad

Chin up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE-O9cc840g

howling

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estar volacho

>>65985430
>>65985445
birbes

>>65985473
makes me think
every walmart in the country (or this region at least) uses the same calling code on their phones to page over the speakers

I know because I have used the pager for different walmarts for pranks.

if the power does not come back on by 1 in the afternoon tomorrow then that will mark 72 hours straight without electricity

>>65985511
Are you running a generator or something?

>>65985500
Most Walmarts switched over to their own codes years ago.

I know because I used to pranked them in the past too.

Imagine willingly living in a Hurricane-prone area of the world and dealing with blackouts every time one comes by

What sort of runt would do that?

>>65985524
no they're too expensive to justify the cost for the couple of times in a lifetime when one is needed

>>65985551
So how are you on the internet rn?

>>65985561
mobile charging while driving around

>>65985540
I work at walmart so I know the current codes
they are always the same across stores.

also thinking about it I could easily make bank stealing from a walmart, their security is such a joke as is their theft policy
which is basically "let them walk off"

>>65985568
Ah yea

>>65985578
>risking your life to save a giant corporation a small amount of money
>for minimum wage

Asking you to try to stop them would be the joke.

>>65985578
Loss prevention won't give a fuck if it's not a big ticket item just don't be a repeat offender because they will notice and they will pursue you. Generally they aren't watching the cameras live.

>>65985579
the town has 58kW generators hooked up to every sewer pumping station rn and if i had my trailer hitch i would be tempted to drive one back to my house haha

>>65985618
So are you sitting at home in candle light or something?

I think the longest I've been without electricity was like 3 hours and I was getting pissed off.

>>65985613
even if you grab a TV they can;t do anything to you and company policy is to back off if you threaten them
>>65985610
some morons do, idk why

one idiot trollyboy chased down a guy in the parking lot and an old greeter in an electric wheelchair would harass costumers to check their bags when the beepers went off so he got fired then died.

>>65985649
candles and torches yeah

would be much more upset if it was hot out

>>65985654
>he got fired then died.
They stole his final sense of purpose :(

>>65985654
>>65985654
>even if you grab a TV they can;t do anything to you and company policy is to back off if you threaten them
That's not true. Their company policy is to let minors walk with low-ticket shit. I see news stories all the time of people getting arrested for stealing from Walmart. ESPECIALLY computers and TVs
http://wkrn.com/2016/10/08/3-charged-with-stealing-computer-from-hendersonville-walmart/

>>65985676
Bit cold out? American weather.

>>65985676
So what's the eta for juice return?

Any idea or nah?

my baseball team just lost

>>65985683
in Canada/Ontario I should say its against the law for them to stop you or even touch you

you can't even accuse someone of stealing

>>65985705
did the man miss the ball with the giant rounders bat?

Oh no

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>65985711
It's the same in America, they can't really do anything until you walk out the door.

will still be a couple days is my guess

the hurricane damage is really widespread and the giant oak that came down and took a bunch of power lines with it is still lying across my road

the chainsaw crews haven't even been here to clear yet let alone the lads who repair the infrastructure

lads is it "knobhead" or "nobhead" ?

>>65985724
shut up you brown fat bastard

>>65985755
nobhead

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nob

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imagine living here

Kill my enemies, see them driven before me

AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE LOLIS

>>65985777
HOWEVER

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knob

so i don't even

>>65985783
HONESTLY seems like it could be comfy so long as you cleaned up your little house

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>>65985309
Found it lads

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>>65985795
Forgot pic, latest propaganda

>>65985783
thainonce's humble abode on the left

>>65985783
Do you honestly imagine this is the kind of place foreigners live?

>>65985805
Staged as fuck.

>>65985822
Racist

Hearthstone really bothers me.

On one hand it can be quite fun and you can have really engaging games with good decks that aren't full of bullshit
and then on the other hand you'll end up playing against try-hard dickheads with a massively broken combo that just ends up making the entire experience awful, and the developers are terrible at designing good cards with good counterplay and stuff.

What else can I do at 6am to fill in the time?

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>>65985783
Racist paedo losers go to Thailand
Weeb beta orbiters go to Japan
Alpha radical centrists go to China

>>65985818
cambodia is actually worse than that

>>65985818
its within a few miles of where they do.

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>>65985800
Is he a nihilist

>thailad lives in a literal shack with raw sewage flowing by the front door

howling t b h

might do a get drunk tonight
got feelings lads

>>65985857
probably.
>>65985860
so are plenty of nice things :)

>>65985798
What sort of shithole do you live in so that looks comfy?

Isn't it crazy that there's so many people who don't know what their ethnic make up is?

>Uh...I don't really know. I think my great grandparents came from England or Germany?

Actual quote from a girl I know

>>65985921
Not everyone is an autist

>>65985894
>got feelings lads
bit gay lad

>>65985921
I have absolutely no clue about mine. Don't give one shit desu

it doesnt really matter much as long as you're white

>>65985936
People are so welcoming of multiculturalism because they themselves have no sense of heritage other than "white"

They don't feel fear of cultural subjugation by minorities who actually care about their heritage

You know how muslims double down on their islamic identity when they feel threatened by the west?

Whites here don't feel that threat and therefore do not go into survival mode to protect their European culture and heritage, allowing minorities to set up a multicultural society where minorities are glorified and whites are genocided

>>65985921
why are you so autistic?

>>65985970
You're kidding yourself if you expected me to read a fucking word of that novel

>>65985921
ethnicity isn't as strange as how people have zero "bloodline" consciousness beyond their parents and grandparents at most.

meanwhile in the past people could list off generations.

think its one reason why we are so emotionally and mentally stunted, we lack that ancestral support base.

>>65985970
shant be reading this

>>65986003
>>65985970
>>65985921
retarded leaf

>>65985970
Need more nationalism.

I envy how this country puts its people first, as if they're special. Wish the UK was more like that ngl.

>>65986004
he talks a lot of bollocks, I think he feels better getting all these ideas out of his head.

true

Is it ok to hate women when they literally think of you as sub-human?

I cant even be a beta orbiter, ill ask women out, beg them, please, even as a friend can i get to know you, i offer to pay for everything, pay for taxis, restaurants. I cant bear to pay for an escort, i want a genuine girlfriend.

Literally they look at me like im a rotting corpse. Its horrible when im out with friends and they get girls and im sat there on my own, i hate it, i feel like killing myself. women are genuinely evil

so on the 4th of July I got really coked out with this mexican chic and told her I wanted her to have my brown babies (I'm white).

She just looked at me all serious and said "light brown babies".

Shes gonna be the Halloween party coming up, can't wait to finally nail a latina bitch.

anyone else think the mom's pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZklNVg_IE

great

>>65986143
>>65986142
shant be reading these

>>65986143
I have a Mexican gf

She's from Jalisco

>>65986142
you're probably just a goblin, don't worry tho, I've seen 8/10s with legit goblins and manchildren.

Just go find a pretty single mother, they have the lowest self esteem.

>>65985921
>>65985952
>>65985970
>>65986003
>>65986004
>>65986099
>>65986142
>>65986143
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>>65986182
fuck off refugees

wow

why am i still awake lads

>>65986216
because sleep is the cousin of death

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ngl would legit impregnate Anita's face

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tfw Hiro replied to my post last night

>>65986229
If you find that attractive you need to sort your life out mate

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who else bulking to crush normie skulls here?

>>65986216
stay awake all night and add a day to your life

>>65986193
All me

>>65986236
*decks you with a quick one-two to the ball bag*

>>65986236
permabulk here

>>65986235
Its not that I find her attractive just that I would legitimately make love to her mouthhole for science.

>>65986197
What do you think about Jaliscanas?

>>65986228
though i walk through the valley of sleep
i will fear no sleep
because i can't sleep

>>65986229
the bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe

>>65986240
it's 8:00 in morning and the horrible day light times have begun again so i have already completed your objective, what next awaits? what lurks behind this sodden lid?

>>65986262
all the mexicans say that they are fuckable

>>65986275
i had 8 cups of coffee yesterday and i still fell asleep, at 4am though. have you considered going on a night walk?

>>65986275
COS I BEEN BLASTIN AND LAUGHIN SO LONG THAT
EVEN MY MOMMA THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONE

>>65986292
go to sleep for a few hours

>>65986301
Looks like I did good

Gracias amigo

morning lads

columbus day over

columbus was a fuckwit

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*taps your shoulder*

plok is a fun game lads

>>65986348
*tuns and looks the other way*

>>65986342
he was a solid bloke

Contemplating my options

>>65986310
relinquish my hold? i'm sadly unsold

the answer is here now, i'm closer than ever before - i feel it in the backs of my eyes

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>>65986342
Cuck

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I forgot what pussy tastes like

Its almost been exactly a year...

Why is there so much squatting with strong lifts?

>>65986405
Cause squatting works literally every muscle in the body and releases testosterone and HGH

>>65986394
hate the tase of it.

the worst feeling is forgetting what it feels like sliding in

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Imagine being a conquistador

>travelling a new alien world
>seeing beautiful scenery
>plentiful land for toil
>qt natives to steal and impregnate
>thousands of slaves at your disposal
>gold as far as the eye can see

fuck lads I was born in the wrong era

>>65986423
My best mate felt that for the first time in his life Saturday night

He's almost 29

ifunny.co

>>65986443
>best mate

right lad, congrats

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>>65986348
*Teleports behind you*

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>>65986439
It's not too late la

>>65985334
>this pic
imagine living in a universe where shit like this is common and there are literally no rules and memes are physics wherever you look and you can never die, only live life like an absolute sick cunt with other meme-tier characters

When and where did the concept of "white guilt" come about?

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>>65986478
*throws stielhandgranate at you*

>>65986511
in the next life lad, in the next life

>>65986518
The stick hand grenade design is inferior to the pineapple grenade design

fucking BBC telling me to boil an egg for 3 minutes and its still fucking runny, oh well ate it anyway

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>>65986439
I have wet dreams about it
and I'm saying this as someone who has stood on top of Mayan pyramids overlooking the ruins scattered across the jungle where you could almost see the city plan.

read the Conquest of New Spain by Bernal Diaz, only and best first hand account written by a conquistador who was with Cortes.
Diaz has a very poetic style but also remains informational.

also thing is literally everyone in Cortes' party came back to Spain some of the richest men in Europe.

>>65986540
stick is easier to throw isn't it?

>>65986544
just boil it until one cracks.

Hello I"m the lad with the insane and insecure gf

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Cara

>>65986546
>everyone in Cortes' party came back to Spain some of the richest men in Europe.

I'd really like to here more about this, the period interests me a lot

thanks for the recommendation la

>>65986596
thought you had a gf? just another one of your lies?

>>65986613
I do, amazingly tinder still functions, not sure why.

Any scientists in the thread?

>>65986566
Stick grenades had a far higher percentage of duds than pineapple grenades due to the being triggered by unscrewing the basecap
This was a pretty major design flaw as it also meant that it took much longer to arm the grenade than the pineapple design which was triggered simply when the spoon flew off

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ICE CREAM, TREACLE TART, LOLLIPOPS

ALL FREE TODAY

COME ALONG ANONS

i've had a gf for almost 3 weeks now ask me anything

post her pussy

>>65986634
lol you're such a fucking pathetic liar. 27 year old friendless cunt

>>65986596
about 10 years too old for you nonce

>>65986651
how long do you think you have until you fuck it up?

>>65986649
what movie is this
i remember it

Morning lads

Just ate 4 fajitas

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these are Mexican girls from Guadalajara

>>65986692
a long time to be honest

well lads, think i'll pull another sickie

Got a mild flu

irregular temperature/headache/cold/cough & sore throat but i'm not bed-ridden or anything by it

right call, no?

my parents went to guadalajara and told me that there are tons of american tourists

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>>65986672
remain vexed me old mukka

>>65986716
they are sex tourists

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>>65986649
Hmm

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>“The discovery of America, and that of the passage to the East Indies by the Cape of Good Hope, are the two greatest events recorded in the history of mankind”

>lele Fuck Columbus
>>65986601
on what exactly? I'm interested in this area a lot too so I've read a lot.
thing I always find finny is when people act as if the natives were just savages with sticks and the Spanish basically wiped them out like bugs without any effort, which is complete bullshit. there are reports of horses heads being cut off in single chops by the macuahuitl and other native weapons doing similar damage, while the majority of Spanish had cloth armour not steel.
more than that Cortes fought off another larger Spanish force which landed fresh to arrest him and bring him back to Spain. most of that army deserted to him instead after the battle.

>>65986724
How bad is your Asian fever?

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>>65986596
>enjoy eating
>enjoy travelling
jesus they have this much freedom and they're still as shallow as a kiddy pool

>>65986776
I'll let you decide.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>>65986693
chitty chitty bang bang?

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The UK has won. Won everything. Won civilisation, humanity, world conquest.

The UK has won the culture war, the English language and Anglo media is the worlds most prominent and overruns weak indigenous tribal "cultures" like German, French and Chinese like a tsunami

Won the the realm of education, establishing the worlds top universities in the UK or founded by the British elsewhere. No, your quaint little tribal Shaman-hut universities outside the Anglo world are just there for flavouring.

Won the game of science by inventing the modern world, digital information age, industrial world

Won the game of colonisation, beating out all others soundly, the only successful coloniser which reshaped the face of the planet in Her image. In thousands of years the borders may still remain and to the people of the future, if disconnected from the history of the past, may very well believe the artificial boundaries and cultures of the world were created by God, when it was really just the UK

>>65986693
chitty bang bang
chitty chitty bang bang
oh you pretty chitty bang bang
chitty chitty bang bang we love you

>>65986810
yep that's it

65986812
pirates and kikes have been best allies since ever

drinking juice

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near or far
in our motorcar
oh what a happy time we'll spend!

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>>65986812
>tfw u will NEVER be british
>u will only ever be a byproduct great conquests

>>65986775
Mainly on the exploration of the continent itself

I'm quite interested in specific accounts, and the reactions the conquistadors had on such a foreign land

And also the ability of the Spanish to practically dominate over hundreds of thousands of natives with a fraction of their forces, Cortes in that case really interests me tbqh

hate my life and self

>>65986826
what flavour?

>>65986826
good on you, what kind

>>65986826
which variety?

is well known that kikes controll the US since its creation, but there are rumours than the pirates do it as well

>>65986775
Only leftists, who are always on the lookout for something new to get upset and outraged over, hate Columbus

An interesting part of the age of conquest was how different nations would change the name of conquistadors to make it seem as though they were natives of the kingdom they were conquering and exploring for

One of my personal favourites is the famous Juan de Fuca, who has a strait as well a tectonic plate named after him

His real name was Ioannis Phokas and he was en ethnic Greek

Early example of historical revisionism

Same with another famous conquistador, John Cabot, who many people mistakenly think was English

He was in fact Genoese, real name Giovanni Caboto

>>65986861
Pirates and Kikes rule the US with an iron fist

wish the mexican would go away ugh

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said John McBride

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is John McBride . I am American; I am a cuckold.

business idea: import guns from the middle east

tell me how the pirates control it

>>65986812
American media and trends overwhelm the planet, NOT British ones

>>65986877
GREAT post

>>65986877
good post

>>65986841
its interesting to think about Spaniards and other Europeans who ended up in the mainland for one reason or another alone and basically had to survive there.

one of the guides for the early Spanish missions to trade along the coast was an Italian man who had been shipwrecked years along with a fellow crewmember. he basiclly kept to himself and built a house on the outskirts of the towns, acting as a sort of "healer" due to his medical knowledge, meanwhile he told them that his compatriot had become chief or some sort of leader of the local tribes, teaching them about European ways/strategy and told them to kill the Europeans as soon as they landed/not trade with them; which they did in that region and basically stopped Spanish attempts to go deeper inland until Cortes broke the law and sailed with his private army.

business idea: comes up with an ironic business idea that has something to do with how pathetic your life is and post it on /int/ but then decide not to because it's a bit cringe

>that one Yank chimping out over British superiority

Bit embarrassing Juan.

>>65986925
t. Khan

>>65986864
I find it interesting how huge a role Greeks and Italians played through all of this. Italy in general had such a plethora of talent but no ability or unity to use it itself.

really like the echos of Rome.

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>>65986846
>>65986852

Apple

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>>65986925
What's so superior about us? In this country we worship the banks and big business, even though we don't even produce anything anymore. Pretty much whatever they want they can get. David Cameron's government introduced 'workfare' where people on welfare would be forced to work low-skill jobs directly for corporations for no wages. What, you mean paid employees get fired because we can literally make people work for free now? Heh, there was no way to predict that :^)

Also, the UK is accepting """""self-employment""""" which actually means working for a corporation delivering packages or caring for the elderly on a contract basis (ie. each package is worth 30p), since these workers are """""self-employed""""" they don't need to be paid minimum wage, have employment protection, they have to pay for their own transport on the job and aren't paid for travel time, et cetera, in real terms many of these jobs pay £3 an hour or less.

>>65986841
Cortes got the enemy tribes of the Aztecs to ally with him and he used the current political state in the new world to his advantage becoming a sort of power broker

The Aztecs were virulently hated by all other tribes because the Aztecs would send warriors to their villages to capture men for human sacrifice and women and children for sex slavery

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Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table regal company

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gf sent me this when I said I wouldn't send her a full frame video of me having a wank. She sobbed when I told her that phone sex is ok but not as good as normal sex

Bloody mental

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>that tfw when trump won this election a month ago and the rest of this is all for show

the debates are amazing television

>>65986967
It was just banter

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Just met this british guy today. I couldnt understand what he was saying. He seemed angry though.

>>65986946
ew

>>65986976
BREAK

UP

>>65986907
>one of the guides for the early Spanish missions to trade along the coast was an Italian man who had been shipwrecked years along with a fellow crewmember.

must have been mind blowing to experience such a thing, and to think you are the first European to do so

>>65986967
That's what I found out as well, still interesting to think that tribes that stood for hundreds or possibly thousands of years were simply destroyed in a matter of a few decades

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Why are American women so perfect?

>>65986945
The Italians had the ability to but their powerful banking families who could've bankrolled trips to the new world were more concerned with old world trade and expanding their banking across Europe

The most serene republic of Venice and the republic of Genoa were wealthy beyond imagination

>>65986991
if you're going to be a runt then get out

>>65986976
give her to me for a bit

>>65986992
Either that or orange
They did start selling Apple Cider in stores now since it's Autumn

>>65987001
EVERY TIME FINLAD

I dunno

>>65986967
it wasn't exactly that simple, the balance of power shifted a lot in his favor and out of it.

honestly that's why I admire him, he was a diplomat, a commander, a soldier, a noble regal man.

his decision to burn his own ships was incredible, I only wish his speeched were recorded in full as they were apparently incredible.

he was the first person to conquer Mexico with all its wealth in over 600 years, even with far less resources than anyone before, and he knew it well.

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gf on the left in the 2d

>>65986945
O I firmly believe it's no coincidence that the same people who built Rome were also behind the Rennaissance

going to play hooky today

>>65987056
post hook

>>65987013
the Aztecs themselves were conquering invaders who came in only a few hundred years before

Mexico was never stagnant nor was it so primitive.

i want to move to quebec

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Post interesting webms

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Having autism in Melbourne sounds a tad dangerous

>>65986965

i will definitely be reading this

I'm bleeding mental, me

morning lads

>>65987055
even before Rome and before the Greeks the Etruscan were one of the few native pre Indo-European high cultures, not to mention Megalithic and Nuragic cultures are both Italian.

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>>65987013
you should also check out the book Rhetorical Conquests, focuses mostly on Cortes' speeches and his accounts of the conquest.

reading them makes me think of him almost as Caesar or Alexander.

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>>65987053
good lad

i heard that cortes cried behind a tree LMAO

>>65987051
I think a lot his success an be attributed to his skill as a politician
You think politics are cutthroat now you should look into 15th century Europe

Cortes knew how to play people and he knew how to get them to do what he wanted while having them think they were coming out on top

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>Do a thread
>Come back hours later
>it's hit bump limit

>he fell for the 'juice is healthy' meme

lmao

the mexican is a butthurt mayan LOL

>>65987171
whats in the middle ....

>>65987140
another thai girl has let me down :/

>>65987182
A McDonalds, not even joking.

>>65987206
ahhh, the centre of the earth

why do you need to pay for on street parking when you arrive but you pay for multistorey when you leave

>>65987182
Strip mall/sacrificial platform

>>65987203
:/

sorry to hear it.

Just been for my morning run lads

New PB

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>>65987164
considering he went from criminal warlord to one of the highest nobles in the Empire able to fund his cousin Pizzaro to become the luckiest man who has ever lived, I'd agree. He really was Caesarian

>>65987171
bad planning. where is dane anon when you need him

>>65987167
>hours later

If you can't make a /pol/ thread that autosages in under an hour there's no hope for you

>>65987226
you're gf is going to have to be my girl when I go to thailand desu

How was your morning gym session then lads

>>65987256
In the taxi from the airport, open Tinder, if you don't have a date by the time you reach your destination, you can have her.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11407283

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>tfw you live in a suburb
>tfw you live in a country where cars are the main mode of transportation
i like walking

>>65987279
Not a gym session but a run, hit my new PB.

Sweating and now gonna do a wank, alwaysmakes me want to wank for some reason

>>65987300
get a car ',;^))

i live in a shithole, do not complain

>>65987309
but i want to walk

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>>65987319

>>65987300
Brits live in houses the size of your garage, count yourself lucky.

>>65987319
*sails up to your shore*
*steals your last treasure*
heh nothing personnel

>>65987296
deal

>>65987211

Because paying outside a multistorey could create queues back out into the streets

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>>65987334
park far away from where you want to go then walk the rest of the way

>>65987236
Also the spaniards though small in number were very skilled soldiers due to being in a near constant state of war for 800 year prior to the discovery of the new world and a lot of this also bred skilled politicians as it was not strictly a Muslim v Christian thing you often had armies composed of both faiths fighting against one another
El Cid Campeador led a Muslim army to victory over other Muslim lords and Christian lords

The Aztecs had highly skilled warriors as well but they also trained their warriors to capture when possible instead of kill so that the POWs could be sacrificed later on

going to work bye

just said goodbye to the ol' yank gf, she had to head off to her language course

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>>65987388
have fun there wagie

>>65987388
Have a nice day

>>65987211
Because outside parking is pay and display; if you only had to pay when you left nobody could enforce fines on those that don't pay.

Are you dense lad?

Getting downvoted on reddit lads

>>65987372
even so the Aztec had a military society unlike any other at the time.
Aztec "knights" were more than European knights, they only lived for war and trained constantly, the Spanish saw this quickly when they would get utterly fucked by their tactics to the point they had to think fat or risk losing the army.

>>65987445
That is true that Aztec men were raised from birth to be warriors

The Spanish very rarely fought against the Aztecs alone though

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