Pussy edition
>she has a contagious stomach virus which means we can't fuck for 2 weeks
Lel she froze after the said she backs the Second Amendment
Why does Trump sound like he wants to kill himself? he sounds so odd in this debate
>>65941494
FONT
would vote for the fly that landed on hillary
JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED AND THE BATTLE WILL RAGE
THIS BIG DOG WILL FIGHT WHEN YOU RATTLE HIS CAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8SLjhgM4U
camera the towards walking he is why
>>65941501
Benzos
>>65941501
jeb bush placed a curse on him and made him low energy
Walks towards you
Nowt wrong with my willy
aleppo?
would love to nut on hillarys face
shame she's a lezzer
Shout out to the irish lad who posted the Alex Jones stream
He's the absolute apex of comedy
You know what else is low energy
Obama's America
>>65941525
jeb was literal the best candidate in this entire thing
what kind of cuck has their winter in july
>>65941531
Fucking shave that bush, lad
>>65941548
can we get a counter signal going with a metrosexual nu-male wearing a shirt that says ESTROGEN on it and a hillary campaign pin
hillary = JUST
>>65941525
fucking lmao hahahhahahhahaha
>>65941547
missed it post it quick
>>65941570
>the_donald
Into the trash it goes
>>65941557
>you will never get your tender ballsack utterly destroyed by a viking goddes wearing pantyhose
JUST END IT NOW PLEASE
>>65941570
Jesus christ. Gavin mcinnes is a fedora tier child haha (lol)
>>65941570
Haha so le politically incorrect!! XD
>>65941585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6-2f31E_SY
>>65941567
Make me you monkey
Brilliant question
this is high school debates ffs
Set aside the rhetoric
>>65941633
miss big dave :(
LOVELY QUESTION
lovely audience
love it
GRADE SCHOOL
>>65941612
Nah, that'd be a bit too gay
WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY
well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.
>>65941635
never understood what this meant
>>65941570
Dude is an edgelord.
>he can't think of anything
>>65941660
rhetoric = shitflinging
basically
>>65941650
he respects her pussy
>>65941645
what was the question?
Kek Trump was halfway to negging Hillary lmao
That was perfect for Trump tb h
>>65941675
that was well played desu
at least he actually complimented her personally
anderson is a flippin nerd
>>65941557
since when had mistress t been political?
he had a much better answer desu
>>65941692
what they respect in each other
truly LOVELY this is a debate I can get into
>theres another debate
fuck aaahaaa can't take it anymore
Will Hillary ever recover?
what does 190kg think of trump?
RESPECT THOSE HILLDOG CHEBS SON
He ended the first debate cordially too. They asked if you would support the other if you lost and he said he unquestionably would. Funny guy.
Well lads, time to wrap it up
Night, I'll be wrecked whilst wageslaving tomorrow but the trump bants were okay
his children?
a very womanly response
>>65941729
>first debate was traditional
>second was town hall
>third will be Germanic deathmatch
who is this kenneth person and why are people talking about him
>Just took a quick walk towards the camera
only the most delusional of leftists would say hillary won tonight
can't lie lads I would melt on the spot in a debate
Chelsea Clinton is fuck ugly and Ivana is perfect desu
Would literally vote based on these facts if I could
hope he got shot
hope he got shooted
whichi is correct?
>>65941738
It's 3:30am here lad, he's probably in bed
He probably supports Hillary though because hes a cunt
>>65941785
Hope he gets shot
Trump is a fucking shit debater and public speaker lads, saved only by how shit Hillary clinton's policies are
>>65941785
hope he got shooted
>>65941803
thank you (≧∇≦)
>boss keeps reminding me that I have 5 shill threads due on /pol/ in 3 minutes
>>65941803
reported to the fbi
Trump is a fucking joke.
>>65941785
Don't take advice from Irishmen, it's shooted.
>>65941827
>>65941785
Kawaii af
>>65941781
>Anyone who disagrees with me is mentally ill
Ah yes.
>>65941785
Neither
>>65941845
indeed
>Pence drops out as running mate
>Nigel Farage is chosen
how would you feel?
Can't believe people actually care about politics
You realise voting literally makes no difference lol
>>65941570
I bet that guy isn't even a Canadian citizen or knows nothing about Canadian political policies.
>>65941868
NIHILISTIC
Trump had every single zinger tb h
>because you'd be in jail
>twitter is an excellent means of communication, don't belittle that
>she's a fighter, I respect that
how do i get a gf with a willy lads
that was a lot better than the last debate
I got a tattoo on my forehead, it says "cuckold"
i unironically voted for justin trudeau
ama
>>65941867
cringed at this post
>Can't believe people actually care about politics
>You realise voting literally makes no difference lol
>>65941902
cringed at this post
Didnt even realize Trump was the Republican candidate until today
Thought people were just hoping he would be
>>65941832
imagine actually having that embarrassing shit tattooed on your body
jesus
>>65941922
Same
>>65941898
same, was going to vote for the libertarian party as a joke though,
didn't matter in the end, my riding went tory
>>65941898
I voted NDP because in my riding they were the only ones who were polling against the Libs
What are Trump and Clinton's policies on welfare?
>>65941944
>>65941939
riding?
>>65941960
>Trump
'no'
>Hillary
yes
>>65941960
Why are you expecting policies in a Presidential debate?
>>65941973
think the UK calls them contingencies
Theres a severe lack of educational ASMR
Someone needs to make an ASMR channel dedicated to book analysis
>>65941960
ISIS and children
>Trump won the debate
sorry drumf fans, it's over.
>>65942003
Constituencies la'
>>65941973
Their stupid leaf term for constituency/electorate
Well, that was interesting.
Good night dee fellas
trump needed to hit a lot harder in this debate, he looked fuckin dead for most of it
>why yes, a billionaire who hasn't paid taxes in 20 years and grew up his entire life rich would be the ideal president for the common man
dunno much about global warming
might do a listen to global warming by gojira and see what I can find
Custard Creams are peng
Trump did win that debate though
bit hot out lads
Why is toryism in Canada but not Australia.
No Pro-Queenie parties?
Why is Trump such a creepy weirdo?
>>65942045
>rich = immediately incompatible with the interests of the poor
You know they have a word for poor people dictating poor people
>>65942073
Liberal Party lad
Labor Party are a bit more anti-monarchy but there's still a few monarchists in there still. It's party policy that none of them ever accept an honour, knighthood etc. though, same there right?
MAKE OUR GREATEST ALLY GREAT AGAIN DONALD
why do I love this video so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk
>>65942129
post fucking m-
>>65942077
This worked in the last one because he actually did shit but this one he pretty clearly won.
>>65942123
Labours shadow brexit secretary has a knighthood
>>65942135
>all those upvotes
Scousers should be gassed
>>65942093
>why yes, a literal fucking BILLIONAIRE who scammed the country out of millions of dollars in taxes should be president
ah yes, trumpdrones
Lads do you ever burn the top of your mouth trying to eat something that's piping hot? Happens to me too often desu
are the yank debates still on lads?
>>65942123
>Abott was a monarchist
>Turnbull is a republican
I like this Abott fellow better 2bqh
>>65942173
No cause I'm not a mong
>>65942196
shame
bit pissed and want something to watch whilst i eat my sandwich
>>65942192
don't care
>>65942176
Yeah, Donald Trump just brought out his MegaDong
>>65942195
Bit mean la
>>65942192
Turnbull's been bent over and fucked raw by the right wing of the party hard enough that he's not going to do shit even if he wanted to desu
>>65942051
update: learned nowt
>>65942166
His interests are sincere though, Clinton's interest have been proven not to be
>>65942214
What's in your sandwich
Nutella yeah
>>65942129
>girls getting fucked by machines
dick doesn't even move.
President Hilary Clinton
>>65941973
>>65942003
>>65942023
>>65942032
historically we called them ridings too
west riding/north riding/east riding of yorkshire
east riding still exists
it's all to do with our nordic heritage lads
well lads I suppose I should go to bed, work in a few hours haha
We won this day
>>65942247
>h-he just seems more SINCERE, y-ya know...?
>>65942273
SLEEP TIGHT
>>65942248
cheese and red onion
>>65942273
is he ok?
AMERICA RULES FUCK YEAH
>>65941558
he's just another neocon. why do you say that?
>hi i'm from the usa
>>65942292
Sounds good
>>65941467
>take her furniture shopping
What an autist
Trump got absolutely destroyed, won't be surprised if he pulls out in a few days
>>65941558
He was among the worst. Kasich was the best
>>65942288
thanks
>>65942295
yeah lad
Really glad we had nige instead of Trump desu lads
>>65941733
made this oc just now
>>65942312
thanks
got it in the cheese triple from tesco x
>>65942287
that isn't what I said
If you vote based on bank account and field of work rather than policies and standpoints you ARE a fucking half-fitted yokel and are discounting perfectly good leaders (not specifically Trump)
>>65942319
Did you watch the same debate we did?
>If you vote based on bank account and field of work rather than policies and standpoints you ARE a fucking half-fitted yokel and are discounting perfectly good leaders (not specifically Trump)
>>65942333
>3 threes
>cheese triple
haha banter
>>65942324
nige just trashing hillary would be great to watch
>>65941733
>Trump is Big Boss
>Hilary is Zero
it's like pottery
>>65942346
it's true
>>65942319
Thought he was an the start but he seemed to pull this one off tb h
I know you're just trying to piss off yanks, but it's not going to work when it's objectively not true.
>>65942337
Qualifications and experience are far more important than policies
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>nige just trashing hillary would be great to watch
Matilda's pretty good ennit
>>65942373
*makes you eat the cake*
>>65942349
proves that there is a god and he shops at tescos
(it's not me but clearly he likes the cheese triple too x)
me
ARE YOU READY BROTHER
WE'RE GONNA BUILD THAT WALL AND WE'RE GONNA SMASH ANY BROTHER THAT TRIES TO STAND IN ITS WAY
WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN HULKIMANIA RUNS WILD ON UUUUUUUUUU????????
>Qualifications and experience are far more important than policies
>>65942319
in my honest opinion neither of them got destroyed, trump did just a bit better because of that last statement
won't help trump too much in the end, he needed something much bigger than that
>>65942373
>>65942384
YOU CAN DO IT BRUCIE
quick grab a coin at look at the head
if it isnt are lizzie get >>>/out/
Here's the thing I don't get about illegal immigration lads
If these fuckers from Mexico really want to go to a first world country and are willing to walk across deserts and pay smugglers thousands of dollars why don't they just get a tourist visa, fly over in comfort and then not go home when it runs out????
>>65942395
*gives you British citizenship*
Step right in pal
>>65942319
if he was gonna pull out he should've pulled out before the debate. still doubt he'll win but he brought out the nukes so at least he stood his own this debate
>>65942337
i would vote based on my own bank account desu
for instance if i were loaded i'd be pro tory
but i'm on bennies so i need labour
how the hell do some people chug drinks so fast?
they always say "open your throat" but how the fuck do you do that?
>>65942418
some people do that but the feds can usually track them down. the britbong who tried to kill trump was someone who came with a tourist visa and just didn't leave when it expired
>>65942368
That's very debatable
Reagan was an actor - Thatcher worked in confectionery
You're saying
>I don't like his policies on anything but what I do like is that he studied at Harvard Law and was a (failed) governor
>>65942406
>>65942343
>>65942367
How can you be this delusional? Trump was a rambling incoherent mess who was almost entirely resorting to baseless conspiracy theories. The prediction markets are going to Hillary like flies to honey.
>>65942418
if they enter illegally, the government has no idea they are there
if they enter through a tourist visa, the government knows they're there and has all their info such as where they're staying, their picture, etc
bit of a retarded question lad
>How can you be this delusional? Trump was a rambling incoherent mess who was almost entirely resorting to baseless conspiracy theories. The prediction markets are going to Hillary like flies to honey.
>>65942441
tilt your head back
drink like it's water and try not to taste it
hold your nose if you're really struggling
>>65942455
calling them conspiracy theories leads me to believe you just have a stick up your ass about trump so fuck off, this is yank hours anyway
>>65942455
yeah but so was hillary
think the first debate was so awful this one makes him look good in comparison
>>65942455
Well aren't you just a regular John Oliver.
>>65942433
I meant their bank account
also, get a job
also
>Canadian doesn't respond
ah yes
>>65942441
close your wind pipe, open your food pipe
but not for too long, or you'll suffocate
Too cold these days
>>65942414
that little girl must be like 30 years old now
fucking hell
>I do not support Donald Trump
>>65942453
Policies can and have to be be chopped and changed at a moments notice because of changes in the political environment. A politician's experience and qualities show us how well they can respond to changes and make good decisions.
>>65942472
what if i book a stay in new york for a week
ride the greyhound from state to state after the first night
and pay for my stay via cash?
they literally wouldn't know i was there
>>65942512
mara wilson
she's a e-celeb now
>>65942479
>>65942481
>>65942482
Be honest, how much are you crying right now? Like have you got a proper jars worth of tears after witnessing that bloodbath for trump?
>Policies can and have to be be chopped and changed at a moments notice because of changes in the political environment. A politician's experience and qualities show us how well they can respond to changes and make good decisions.
>>65942483
>get a job
let me just strap on my job helmet and climb right into the job cannon and fire myself at the jobby job tree
>>65942544
i think trump's a mong though desu
>>65942531
ill make sure they know, lawbreaker
>>65942531
your picture would be put on THE database
you will be found
>>65942544
i didn't even watch it, just going off what i heard in here lol. i also put a bunch of money on hillary winning a while ago just so that either way i'm not too let down
I'm smart me
>>65942520
Yes I agree, but a politicians ability to handle such scenarios does not supersede the policies they back
They may have bad policies but are good at the art of politics - the bad policies would have a far more negative effect than the altering of good policies
terrible argument
>>Policies can and have to be be chopped and changed at a moments notice because of changes in the political environment. A politician's experience and qualities show us how well they can respond to changes and make good decisions.
>>65942554
been a while since i read that line wew
bella thorne or slagtits? the answer may surprise you
>>65942573
unless you go to california or some other democratic machine that shelters you because they know you'll vote democrat
>>65942593
vile
>>65942418
dunno, thats what all the irish do
>>65942573
my passport has a picture from when i was 18 without a beard
i'm 23 with new facial scars and a big beard
i look nothing like my passport
>>65942593
slagtits but doesn't she have a cow ring like that? i'd make her take it out
>>65942593
Face of a man
>>65942611
You don't need to mate you people can just walk in and stay.
Our policies regarding you people are a fucking joke
>>65942593
might be pinnochio
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/785317840878497793
wew
You'll find me in tha club
Hanging from above
>>65942544
Trump dominated the on criminality of state documents, trade, immigration, trade and taxes.
He fucking wiped the floor with her, mentioning Bill's rapes, her collusion with ISIS, her "public and private" policy. Her retort to that what "hurr I watched a movie on lincon durr".
What she didn't mention was that Lincoln advocated both sending the blacks back to Africa AND "emancipation"
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING REDCOAT FUCK
>>65942613
you better hope you never get into any sort of conversation with a cop
as soon as they ask for your ID, you're fucked
>>65941960
clinton
>give them even more, and the illegals too
trump
>get people working again, stop illegals from leeching
>>65942630
what are you on about you spacker how the fuck do i walk to america
>>65942613
Have you never been abroad?
They take your picture at the airport, fuck in gatwick I had to step inside a plastic box, look directly at a camera whilst it scanned my face and passport.
Greetings /brit/
I'm gonna stay here until /cum/ get's Janni'd
>>65942543
what does that even mean, e-celeb
>>65942613
t.white muslim revert from birmingham that fought in syria for a couple of months before being kidnapped by SAS and sent home and put away
had a disappointing wank
loving every laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9cb0Z8ab8
>>65942661
you do it in the winter
when the ocean is frozen
THIS IS THE END
MY ONLY FRIEND THE END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c5kvaq2NY0
>>65942661
walk off the plane
>>65942670
No illegal immigrants.
Fuck off Eurocrat
>>65942652
why would i be fucked?
i also have a drivers license with a more up to date picture
>>65942667
It's like fucking 1984 innit
uh oh
>>65942667
>They take your picture at the airport
only country I've been to that does that was qatar
>>65942685
me the 3.8%
the two brits spamming the opinion trend and the wojak and pepe meme are autistic and/or getting paid
>>65942711
>22 people decide the outcome of elections in america
thought it was a democracy
>>65942698
because cops enter your details into THE database you mong
they would instantly know you've overstayed your stay and are in need of a deportation
>>65942711
all that proves is how much people focus on emotions and image rather than policy
>>65942667
gatwick isnt like everywhere else
much tighter than the american airports i was in
>>65942455
>t. someone who lost his entire savings betting against brexit
Look at this attractive female body
>>65942737
oh i thought you meant at home
why would i ever get into trouble with the cops?
i'm white
>>65942707
It was very eerie.
>>65942719
You live in a country that does it and so do I.
>>65942765
that is indeed a very handsome woman
>>65942747
>all that proves is that donald trump has the advantage in the chief deciding factor in an election
you played yourself
>>65942765
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>No psychotic gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ZRIQj2mKA
>>65942770
not in any of the british airports i've used
>playing bloodborne still
>"IamIndian" has invaded you
>he has a copy pasted blood tinge build
>two shot him with tentacle donkey punch
>>65942797
literally the best game I've ever played x
G'night
>>65942797
Why'd you do that to me fucking hell mate
t.Rajesh
>>65942797
excellent picture bruce
terrible post
7/10 i saved pic
our media is shilling for Clinton.
Farage's son is a 10/10 tb h
Any lads listen to Phil Collins?
Fav album?
Fav song?
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
>>65942785
Those are your words not mine, I didn't want Trump to be the Republican candiate you fucking idiot - never the less typical Republican policies are always better than Democrat policy
You're basing your arguments on assumption and didn't even retort my last argument
you're no good at this
>>65942756
Perhaps.
>>65942796
Perhaps not
>>65942822
i always felt like dark souls wasn't edgy enough so it was perfect for me tbqh
Imagine making making a post and no one replying to it
the most important ((((mexican intellectual)))) has said that if trump wins, the US will commite suicide
>>65942877
the trostsky putos eh?
>>65942864
shut up you wanker
The mainstream media really is so shit lads
>>65942857
Let's get Paul Allen's opinion
watching Aladdin the cartoon series
we wuz poor and couldn't afford the Disney channel when I was young
>>65942892
our trotskyists are jerking off with trump and saying that clinton is an asshole though
>>65942888
>believing twitter polls matter
Are you dense?
>>65942892
BTFO
>The mainstream media really is so shit lads
>>65942913
Movie was pretty good
A WHOLE NEW WOOORRRLLLDDD
my teas gone cold and i'm wondering why i even got out of bed at all?
the morning rain clouds up my window and i can't see at all
>>65939469
>>65939469
>>65939469
>>65939469
JANNY TAKE A BREAK FROM BABY SITTING /BRIT/ AND COME PUT THIS SWEDISH SCATPOSTER OUT OF BUSINESS
>>65942947
fuckin wipe it with a cloth u cunt
>>65942953
ahahahha the haitiANUS
Get all my news from order-order.com
>>65942856
Reminds me of Max Mosley
I feel as thought he might delve into right-wing politics
>The mainstream media really is so shit lads
>>65942968
>Trump advisor: "Trump dominated"
>>65942962
it's not so bad
>>65942968
Why the fuck is Farage so pro-Trump?
Really making me lose respect for him.
>>65942994
>>65942947
dido more like dodo am I right lads
>>65942974
Good lad
>>65942993
Ahh yes Nigel Farage is simply 'generic Trump advisor'
Fuck off cunt go finish your canary article
>>65943026
dodo more like dildo
Literally chuckled to myself whilst typing. Wonderful.
lads hillary won because she's a woman #imwithher
>>65942998
Us Americans did a lot for Brexit, it was the first cink in the chain. Trump is the next, if we can unravel this globalist shit then we can go back to dominating as we should.
>>65942998
Fuck knows. the only sane reason i can see is that he thinks Trump would make favourable deals with the UK. Or he could just be a huge Turbo rorke who wants the wall
>>65943041
But he literally is a trump advisor, he's not going to say Trump had a bad debate is he?
>>65943055
don't care
IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER
>>65942767
doesn't have to be trouble with the police
every time you so much as talk to the police in the us they covertly file away identifying details, and the date/time/location/context. where I live, it's automated by scanning driver's licenses
used to be evidence cards which would be trashed when a case went cold, but because you can just store everything in a database forever, it's now a way to quasilegally track citizenry without attracting much notice
hope you never have a headlight out or ask for directions :^)
>>65943063
genuinely can't wait for president hilldog
that'll show the misogynists
>Us Americans did a lot for Brexit
Imagine being this arrogant and stupid lads
>>65943090
prefer the kidz bop version t b h
>>65943069
Fuck off m8, brexit wasn't about your /pol/ fantasies, it was about getting our sovereignty back and pulling away from the European project
>>65943095
who says that?
>>65942998
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-37594928
Trump would probably be the best outcome for a post brexit Britain
>>65943122
And with you Anglo fucks leaving and prospering gives that much more credence to other Euro nations leaving.
Its not some /pol/ fantasy, this shit is real and this is the first time we've been able to peel it back. They pushed too hard and now its pushing back.
>>65943114
I was quoting that one
Brexit basically only happened because Americans
>>65941467
SNEAK
ATTACK
MOSUL