/brit/

reality has an irish bias

>>65931074
is pants

canadians OUT
*starts the leafblower*

>>65931074
What about France?

>>65931047
plymouth

need a fiesty latino gf lads

PRONTO

>>65931004
Sorry lad, heres a (you)

>>65930979
>thinking you have to stop enjoying things once you reach a certain age
Absolute runt mode of thinking, your pineal gland is truly calcifide. I feel sorry for you people.

i wonder have any of you saved photos of me

bias has a relative correlation

>>65931115
>not *sharts the leaf blower*
I'm going to yawn extra loudly to this post.

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>>65931160
I think so??

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>skating past the age of 15

Hahahahaha

I acted like an utter cunt last night and someone just messaged me asking if I'm alright which means they think I was acting like a nutter

Don't think I can even show my face out any more

girl on the train?

more like massive PAIN (in my ARSE)

*throws popcorn at the screen*

If you can't speak Irish you aren't Irish

wanking two birds with one stone as we speak

>>65931006
>>65931006

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>>65931115
Leave Canada alone or I'll kick your ass

pic of my gfs arse i took earlier when she asleep

go on then janny ban me haha

why do women pretend to like things men like

>>65931074
Never heard of it

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>>thinking you have to stop enjoying things once you reach a certain age

the new ride lads

the gf went skitz on me earlier boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pemaIuEdg_g

ya'll some wack ass niggas man god damn get the fuck up outta this bitch

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>>65931144
>latino
>gf

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Sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The redwing settles in the nest
Its time for a cowboy to dream

housemate gave me a chocolate eclair

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fuck off

>>65931047
"Canada will become to the pressure relief valve of the European migrant crisis," Prime Minister Justin Trudeau promised, putting forth plans to spend over $100 billion in three years to increase Canada's immigration quota from North Africa and the Middle East to over triple current quotas, bringing total net immigration to Canada to over 1,200,000 annually.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHA 1.2 MILLION A YEAR

Had a few hours not depressed today, making progress

>>65931239
great pic haha, post more just like it xx

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>>65931160
Yeah

>>65931237
iirc only if you go around applying for loans and credit card within a short space of time

>>65931256
I want a psycho gf

here's a pic of an amazing view i saw earlier on top of a mountain up in scotland

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*ahem*

the new ride lads

don't think there is a single picture of me on the internet

don't have a fb or anything of that sort and my friends/family members who do don't have any pics with me on them

shame too cause I'm handsome as fuck

>>65931305
canada more like cuckada

>>65931297
bet you fucking love taking all your mates' eclairs haha xx

>>65931309
alexa is such a qt

>>65931341
proofs??

check out my new motobike lads

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>>65931298
they're everywhere

why do people post pics of themselves on 4chan

>>65931337
*pops a 720*

radical dude

>>65931305

fucking hell they'll be minority white in no time

just made my sammies for work tomorrow

look what i brought in town earlier

bargin or what?

>>65931337
literally every normie has one of these

>>65931403
it's sunday

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>Kelly was born in the British colony of Victoria as the third of eight children to an Irish convict from County Tipperary and an Australian mother with Irish parentage. His father died after serving a six-month prison sentence, leaving Kelly, then aged 12, as the eldest male of the household. The Kellys were a poor selector family who saw themselves as downtrodden by the Squattocracy and as victims of police persecution.

so bored i might piss myself

been pre approved for a capital one card 29%apr. 1500 limit

been using a potato masher to take my spaghetti out of the pan

>>65931404
good lad

what filling you having?

>>65931341
Same

Reckon there's ones from nights out and shit, but I'm not tagged in them, i'm just some guy in the background

>>65931414
shit

>>65931403
bow-legged yank gf please mate

Met up with the polish qt earlier lads

Never came across such a genuinely nice girl haha

Though it seems like every girl I meet is nice and then turns into a cunt after being with me for a while

>>65931403
south korean fizzy drink

>>65931439
salami and chorizo

>>65931403
bag of crisps

you know the kind

Ahh yes American """"""""""""""""""""debating""""""""""""""""""""

https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8?t=55

>>65931325
who the fuck is this chap

>>65931451
the only common factor is ___

tfw always loved Canada and wanted to move there but with Trudeau in charge you'll witness Canada getting destroyed right before your eyes in your lifetime

>>65931434
aw naw. limmy's pished imsel.

>>65931305
they're literally finished

finished

>>65931403
you out of business

>>65931426
normies don't skate lmao me and the lads used to go down the skate park to bully skaters

just made this for dinner

am i gordon ramsey now?

>>65931430
>8 children
why are we so based? Muslims just copy us with the outbreeding meme desu
we were the ones with the vision and determination to create it

>>65931482
Yeah me

Coming to a conclusion

>>65931309

tfw she's covered in scars from cancer surgery

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>salami and chorizo

runtland your gimmick is shit

stop

>>65931198
>skating past the age of white trash

Rasheed

>>65931468
very nice

hope you enjoy them x

>>65931524
thank you!

>>65931495
>normies don't skate lmao

Maybe if you live in some northern shithole

>>65931511
still VERY cute though

>>65931481
He posts in /brit/ and /epl/ all the time you new cunt

rate my gains lads

(pic related)

Would you have chemo if you got the big C lads?

Don't think I'd bother desu

>>65931542
what are his posts like here? why did he post of his toilet fucking escapades?

climbing a mountain at the moment
pic related

>>65931468
shit sandwiches
hope you forget to bring them

pic related

it's me

>>65931498
>>65931414
>>65931367
>>65931335
>>65931255
>>65931239
shite gimmick, neck yourselves

>>65931555
no

radiotherapy/operations or bust

>>65931565
>hope you forget to bring them
every time lol

thanks for posting this because i'm gonna set a reminder on my phone now :)

lads
if a credit card has a 18.9% interest rate, does that mean that if I don't pay off my card immediately I will get charged 18.9% of the outstanding amount
Does that also mean if I pay it off immediately I don't pay anything?

so many (You)'s wew

hnngggggg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37582788/instagram-star-christopher-serrano-dies-subway-surfing-in-new-york
have that you mug

>>65931584
always lookin out for you x

So many squires in this thread ...

>>65931582
is radiotherapy more effective than chemotherapy?

look at this picture of me lads

the willy is incredibly sore

>>65931591
ask a bank

>people who ask for the time

they looking to mug me?

>>65931627
why?

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on a plane

>>65931584
please be careful, there's a lot of salt in cured meats x

>>65931631
Should the Bank of Mum and Dad know this sort of information?

Lol you lads think that 20 y/o skater is a childish runt? You ain't seen nothin' yet

>23 y/o
>self harm/suicide attempts
>never had a real job
>only have 2 friends
>dropped out of college twice
>get money from NEETbux
>Make a bit of cash on the side from leasing my soundcloud choons
>Smoking weed pretty much 24/7
>still skate, watch anime and play video games
>unironically own a body pillow
>have no savings; spend all my money on clothes and drugs
>drive a 500cc piece of shit dirtbike

heh heh, lifes p. good though

>>65931430
>County Tipperary
it's a long way from where he was born

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me in anime

>>65931626
I like this, an inventive twist to the gimmick, really pushing the boundaries

heres a pic of my cock

>>65931625
not really, it depends

though chemo is more likely to kill you
(and you end up feeling like shit and stuff since it's basically a poison)

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this just popped up on my youtube homepage

really gets the ol' neurons firing

>>65931557
/gf2016/ and the football pictures with the funny file names

>>65931639
i've literally never been asked that

>>65931672
i know, was a bit shocked when i saw all the red in the front of the pack ://

dunno what else to do for lunchies though, sick of fucking meal deals atm

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Lads, listened to Trump talking and it actually made me like the guy more. He sounds like a legit abnormie trying to fit in with a normie crowd. Talking about how much he likes kissing women, expressing feels about getting rejected.

>>65931674
Start robbing banks in the countryside and dye your hair blonde

>>65931659
been touching it to much

feels like rope burn haha

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make me a sandwich?

>>65931674
post some of your music

>>65931712
why is he called fitizen? im intrigued by this fellow

>>65931696
brilliant addition to the gimmick, unintentionally self-aware

>>65931555

would let them try something experimental on me

>>65931759
fewer canadians to shit up the place

having a crank lads im doing a glue
im having a good hard blink about blue
when im finished stewing im going to be brewing
another you because i like to loo desu
spanking at the moment, while im having a view
having a pink about you, while im banking and reviewing
im really going to enjoy this tank
booing, doing a woo, having a big stink
ranking, screwing, having a link about do
it's rank and it is grew

ironing my work shirts

chicken soup was a bit too hot

>>65931781
that's debateable

Accidentally just poured some degreaser onto my skin lol whoops

>>65931748
I DON'T KNOW FUCK OFF SHITZEN I KNOW IT'S YOU

>>65931808
>not having casual dress code
lmaoing

>>65931741
can't desu, doxxable info on my SC

>>65931734
Im thinking of getting a buzz cut and dying it pink or blue desu

Might do an early slepe.

>>65931825
its not mate i swear

irony is my work shirt

karl pilkington is so rude

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>when the revenant came down
>we couldn't imagine what it was
>in the spirit of three stars
>the alien thing that took its form

>>65931761
< me with my middle figure up to you

might watch the debate tonight lads

>>65931831
>having a casual dress code

chicken soup isn't cooling down I've asked it politely too

Excited af for the debate tonight lads

Lol you lads think that 20 y/o skater is a childish runt? You ain't seen nothin' yet

>45 y/o
>NEET
>don't have any friends
>sit at home all day
>still regularly play with my cuddly toys
>spend my time singing by myself
>paki dentist neighbour bullies me
>recently got evicted
>have schizophrenia and dementia

he heh

>>65931853
yes it is I'm not falling for your tricks any further you wannabe scouse cunt

Who the fuk is poleaboo?

>>65931882
>u touch pussy
>ur husband too
>not enough brownies
>enough brownies

ironing out my flab rolls

>>65931831
>having a dress code

C U C K
U
C
K

I just turn up in whatever the fuck I please, I just don't have to mind it being set on fire or ripped off of me in a hurry

literally the most beautiful song of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIhF2AY8uLs

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For England, James?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aP4VBnHPyI

>>65931900
What do the voices say?

>>65931867
nah

forgot to put my BTC in the mixer

lads do i need to practice kissing?

23yo kissless virgin and i'm not going to get anyone soon but i don't want to mess up if it ever happens

>>65931940
"vinay wants to kill you in your sleep"

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the igf is having a night in with her real bf

ironing two shirts with one stone atm

I still have good relations with my folks, I just need to keep moving.
I just need to keep moving.

Lol you lads think that 20 y/o skater is a childish runt? You ain't seen nothin' yet

willys, poos, bums, fannys, wee wee, hehehehehe

>>65931900
What has happened to are Tim?

>>65931948

did you not have a sister to practice on growing up?

>>65931798
sounds like a jolly good idea desu

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>>65931928
No. For You!

sex is quite odd when you really think about it

>>65931731

he's shagged more women than you've physically seen

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>>65931967

>>65931978
hoho made me spit out my black coffee

>>65932005
Shut up, squire

>>65931305
literally worse than just straight up carpetbombing the country

>>65931978
sick cunt, yewrarite madman !! huhuh

>>65931990
lewd

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>>65932018

>i don't listen exclusively to slowed down music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFX9kIIR_JI

Hows it feel to be a runt?

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I dont know why my father despised me so much

i wish i had some sort of guidance or help with life

>>65931831

where do you work

>>65931961
Are the voices always dicks? Sounds tough bro.

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>>65931978
Lol you lads think that 20 y/o skater is a childish runt? You ain't seen nothin' yet

I've taken recently to having a cup of warm milk before bed time

really expedites my trip off to the land of nod

>>65931920
>I just turn up in whatever the fuck I please
same
that's what casual dress code is

>>65932018
memeing two memes with one meme

Might whack a bit of vodka down my neck

Have just had a cheeky spliff though

*fire alarm starts ringing*

>>65932080
milk drinker

I really like this anon titling other posters "squire"

What a ledge

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absolutely fucking cackling

what's that song that goes like

"whoa yeah, sam's got a trumpet"
"whoa yeah, sam's got a trumpet"
do do do do do do
*trumpet starts playing*

*super glues pennies into the door locks of my uni*

>>65932125
down with the trumpets by rizzla kicks

>>65932058
you should know

>>65931947
I'm not giving you advice FBI

should have been in bed 38 minutes ago

going now

night

>>65932087
what does this post mean

haven't brushed in 2 weeks

teeth feel like sand paper

The funny thing is I could do without the sex completely. All I really want a gf for is the companionship. I want to have somone to care for who cares for me too. I want to waste my money on frivolous things for her and to go and do interesting, silly things we can laugh about later.

The idea of sex is so low on priority list it might as well not even be a thing.

I haven't had sex in six years anyway so whatever.

>>65931305
the Liberals are taking revenge on Canadians for DARING to vote for another party.

>>65932187
for what purpose

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Need a girl from brum

dr pavel? I'm cia. he didn't fly so good. it would be extremely painful

>>65931798
seems a bit weird to be pouring cold water on them in the snow. all boys need to be physically fit is to not be fed garbage by their parents and to spend more time playing outside with their friends than playing inside with videogames. boys are competitive so they'll naturally push each other to their limits while playing games

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can't properly articulate to people how bored I am of life

*triggers that deeply upsetting moment from when you were 5*

go on then, tell me about it

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>>65932210
who remembers

>>65931874
Stop quoting Illinois. It always makes me want to listen to it and the album's nearly 2 hours long.

>>65932179

gonna kill himself with a vodka bottle

but doesnt want to because marijuana makes you feel good

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goat

>>65932207
usually smoothing off edges of what

>>65932222
dropped my fluorescent lego ghost into the toilet

>>65932199
>anyone wasting my money
I literally have heart palpitations when someone asks to borrow a fiver

got a tiny flaccid knob

like 2.5 inches

>>65932199
literally me

>>65932222
Literally do not have one lmao

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>>65932213
>
>>65932213
>>>
>Anonymous 10/09/16(Sun)17:39:47 No.65932213 ▶
> dr pavel? I'm cia. he didn't fly so good. it would be extremely painful

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howling and screeching

>>65932263
most people do

>>65932264
I just wish there was a way to be up front with girls about it.

I'm just fucked in the head and want someone to care for because it'll make me feel a bit more human. That's all I want.

i'm a born fighter

if any of you mugs started on me your teeth would be scattered over the pavement in less than a minute

just want a mate to go travelling with

>>65932222
Got molested haha

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howling screeching and hooting

>>65931047
Canadians are not a part of /brit/ and angloscum are occupants in Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Rb7VUzk7I

fuck me the queen is a dunce. and the pm takes her opinion into account every week

90th percentile here

>>65932343
have a mate im going travelling with

going to many many countries

gonna be bantz

>>65932199
kind of me except the bit about wasting money
don't think I'd be very good in a relationship because I'm a mega stingy cunt

>>65932329
Fight this

*holds you down and forcibly rips off our pants*

>>65932222
heard my mom having sex with her "friend"

not even banter, this actually happened. i thought she was getting a massage or something

>>65932263
Flaccid knob's 6 inches tbqh

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OOOH OOOH AAAH OOOH AAAH AAAAAAH OOOH OOOOOOOH!!!

Ex's older brother is an irksome little shitwipe lads

Honestly hate him, reckon I could claim self defence if I ever saw him and bullied him until he twatted me one and I only reacted because I was fearful?

>watching Black Pigeon Speaks

HAHA!! Christ this guy has serious issues with women. dudes not even memeing or anything

>>65932382
want to die now

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What the fuck is this lads

>>65932418
Stop Rasheed, don't you know how to behave in public?

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>tfw have a big booty arab-american gf

>>65932222
My auntie was babysitting me and she showed me how to wank and let me grind on her until I "came".

Im not sure how to feel about it.

post hoc ergo propter hoc

>>65932363
>be wimpy little baby Russia
>literally sell your land because you're scared the big bad brits will just come and steal it anyway
aww how cute x

>>65932431
maltese penny

>>65932431
one (1) penny 2006

Did a reference to fingering a girl earlier today and she got all flushed in the face.

>>65932384
I'm the complete opposite.

If I'm with people I'll regularly by drinks or pay for things and not ask for the money back. I think it's my subconscious saying "I know I'm a shitty person but here's some money to say thanks for putting up with that"

>>65932431
its one penny can you not read

>>65932431
>penny
one of those irrelevant crown states

>>65932431
A penny

>>65932455
Lucky bastard, where were those aunties when I was younger

>>65932431

penny from crabland

>>65932426
don't worry, will send you lads pics when i come back xxxxx

>>65932444
Rorke

>>65932385
i can fight love

*pops a gigantic boner and oozes pre-cum*

>>65932431
One penny, 2006.

>>65932468
nice

*does a little dance*
*makes a little love*
*gets down tonight*
*gets down tonight*

>>65932457
>aj is y
>ghoti is a fish
>dž is j

Stop it

>>65931305
>100,000,000,000
Holy fuck

>>65932431
Isn't that a crown dependancy coin?
I can't remember which one but I had it once, IOM or Jersey I guess?

capitalism is just communism with fewer hats

>>65932425
Even if what he says is true... hide your power level for fuck sake lad, hes only hurting his own cause

>>65932259
lol

Did a reference to fingering a girl earlier today and her dad called the rozzers.

>>65932557
how old was she?

>>65931047
>>65931305
I can't find this plan anywhere online
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/citizenship-revocation-trudeau-harper-1.3795733

*does a little dance*

skip skip skappy dadoo skippydoo daaaa

>>65932452
aren't they categorized as white over there?

>>65932473
Utter fucking mug
I enjoy having mates like you though

>>65932568
14

Did a reference to fingering a girl earlier today and she called me a racist right in the middle of fucking greggs

>>65932557
>say "I'm going to give you the turkey twizzler later"
>looks at me in disgust and never talks to me again

hillary is going to get spanked in the debate tonight lads, just you watch.

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Never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

>>65932468
Literally never brought up anything sexual in a conversation unless forced to.

I'm stupidly repressed.

Got 21 seconds to go

>>65932585
I realise that. My personality comes from my wallet.

>>65932591
hmm yes that might be the problem

>>65932597
they tasted more like potato than turkey

LEGGO MY EGGWOLL

>>65932618
I did it in a joking manner. It wasn't like I was genuinely talking about fingering her.

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>>65932431

>>65932532
what even is money lol just print it dude

Used to be a proper wholesome boy and now I drink and smoke weed every night, sext trannies and mong about on here

feel very runty

>>65932656
Blasphemy, apologise squire.

>>65932582

haha bloody lionel blair in here

im insanely stingy except when im drunk so every morning after a night out i reeeeee at how much i spent

>>65932611
are they good to watch?

not at work tomorrow so might stay up for it

when is the 'so called' debate tonight?

>>65932584
Technically, yes. Arabs are classified as white on the census because pre-integration, arabs didn't want to be cast as 'colored' and the census racial categories haven't been updated very much since then

>>65932533
it's from guernsey lad

>>65931305
Canada is fucking huge and empty though, they can manage that

>>65932677
Yeah

>>65932677
now that's a thinker

>>65932696
isnt it haram for you to get drunk

>>65931305
>America will soon have to deal with low skill immigration from the South AND North

NICE AND BROWN

well lads
this is it

10 hours shifts start from tomorrow for the next 4 years of my life

roo

browsing /qa/ is a bit of a culture shock for someone who stays on /int/ 90% of the time

you realise that this site is an absolute shit hole and /int/ is one of the better boards by far

lurking /qa/ is I imagine a very similar experience to attending an activist meeting of your local political party of choice - i.e. only freaks need apply

>>65932677
Agreeable

>>65932529
Whadda yah meen?

>"I suffer from really bad anxiety"
>Has shagged at least three girls in the last month

Ah yes

>>65932738
Runt life.

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what the fuck do these do

Got a reputation for being Jewish with my money even though I buy rounds on nights out, even though I don't drink.

>>65932738
quit

>>65932774
stop the pizza sticking to the box

>>65932774
you put your slice on it when you're not eating

>>65932755
That person doesn't exist

>>65932774
have a guess

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>>65932731
if i like doing it, its not haram

>>65932774
keep the box from touching the pizza

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>>65932738
do your best

Wish there was a takeaway open lads

>>65932699
the first one was shit, donald got drumpfed, but its hillary's turn tonight.

kinda like pro wrestling

>>65932774
Stop the box hitting the pizza

>>65932724
Sure if we stuck them all in the vast northern hinterlands and tundras, but we won't, they will infest our cities.

Only the Maritimes will surivive this

>>65932392
>iktfb
Heard my mum shagging random men A LOT when I was a kid, used to hate sleeping at home because I was shy and got sick of being forced to talk to runts who just wanted to shag my mum.

Id be getting ready for school in the morning and there'd sometimes be a random cunt sat downstairs watching TV and my mum would full on kiss him in front of me and shit and then i'd never see him again. Wanted to pommel every single one of the bastards.

God, I fucking HATE my childhood.

>>65932780
its because I'm getting the degree, just means I have to do 2 hours 'homework' everyday at the office

can't even do it at the weekend because of how its structured

>>65932796
Oh he does. He's a nice guy too.

Just pisses me off a bit when people who are desirable in loads of different ways talk to me and make out they have "anxiety" as if it fucking affects them.

is luke cage pizza lad here

>>65932738
doing what?

>>65932392
>>65932819
>single mothers
SCREECHING

>>65932683
He's already sold all their gold and fucked their economy

Prediction: Canada eventually goes bankrupt and the US agree to bail them out in exchange for voluntary annexation

>>65932774

it ground the pizza to stop you getting an electric shock when picking it up

>>65932819
fucking hell this makes me think about the absolute disgusting lower class runts who browse this general

>>65932853
operating machines

>>65932819
Literal squire life.

Got a good laugh at your miserable existence though

>>65932842
should have just gone to uni like a regular person lmao

>>65932816
So urbanise the wilderness

REMOVE WHITEBELT

>tfw been clean from heroin for 3 weeks now

feels good man

>>65932699
this one's being hosted by cnn so they're going to be eating trump alive. last debate was nbc and they literally gave him a filtered mic that compressed everything all wrong so he sounded terrible, and cnn's worse than nbc. if you watch it, expect a lot of "fact checks" by people in clinton's pocket like politico and that fact checking website i forget the name of. also expect the moderator to be essentially another debater on the side of clinton. could be enjoyable in the way a train wreck is enjoyable to watch, but not if you're invested in trump winning

Poster below is a RUNT