/balt/ + /ausnz/ + /ur_mum/
Lithuanian election edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5UYozI_EGA - Tapinas and Co
http://www.lrt.lt/mediateka/tiesiogiai/lrt-televizija - National broadcaster
Tsar.
you lied!!!! it didn't get dubs
Delfi.lt tier discussion
nth for chess qts in politics
>>65929176
Yeah, every week. You didn't have pinworm inspection day at your school?
3d women are NOT important.
>watching a stream from the national radio with a view to a tv screen
this is even better
>>65929337
Don't know about that Lithuanian but we mostly had penis inspection days, not much to do with butts
>>65929337
You meme, but that was actually a thing. Couple times a year for the first few grades.
>socdem losing to valstieciai in regions
hahahaha :D:D:D:D:D::D
get fugged commies
>>65929132
kys
see my culture
>>65929452
dont reply to it
>>65929374
I'm important!
>>65929114
are all latvians really russians?
everything going according to plan...
>old people talking about young people
cringey as fuck desu
>>65929434
both of them could form a coalition desu
>>65929434
yeah.
>>65929503
yes
>>65929490
Hows your drawing thing going?
>>65929516
their leader already said they prefer a coalition with conservatives
>>65929516
I think the village plebs will team up with ts-lkd
>>65929490
Will you be my gf?
(check my caps)
What did they meme by this
>>65929452
Thanks.
>>65929545
Which drawing thing?
>>65929584
I thought you wanted an estonian husband, did you turn gay?
I had an Estonian friend who got very upset at me for not liking Jews, and doesn't talk to me anymore
how common are Jews in /balt/?
>>65929619
right. getting my "välja arvatud neegrid" stencil ready :DDD
>>65929681
I'm a boy.
>>65929705
Not common anymore at all.
>>65929705
I'm Baltic Prussian
>>65929705
Quite common, nothing wrong with Jews though.
>>65929705
Proud Semite here desu.
>>65929705
>>65929778
hello Karl
>>65929783
ill gas you
>>65929705
judenfrei
wtf wtf wtf
>>65929806
That lad's Irish
>>65929861
only regions no city results yet
>>65929824
Rude desu.
>>65929719
You'll be a dog after I'm done with you bby
Mostly the small farm regions, could change a buttload once cities start coming in.
>>65929861
wat habbened who won
>>65929861
Tbh I'd rather have sd than greens >>65929861
>>65929909
>>65929861
You will get cucked hard.
Screncap this
>>65929875
must be a traveler
loving the banter with these two
25% zalieji
15% krikdemai
15% socdemai
:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>65929961
le thin chin man
>>65929705
your friend is a jew
its true
>>65929936
673/1996
peasnts and greend so far winning
>>65929936
nothing yet, only the pleb votes have come in
the greens are in the lead, as expected, social democrats on suicide watch, ts-lkd doing ok, liberals are ok. the rest are memes, the one polish-commie party got 6 spots
the peasant party is winning lol
>>65930020
preliminary results from countryside ant small towns at the moment
when results come from big cities, shit will hit the fan
>>65930045
top kek are you going to elect potatoe as PM?
>>65930054
>the one polish-commie party got 6 spots
that's more or less then last time?
isn't it kind of funny that the polish party is the most pro russian one?
>>65930058
b/c ur nation of peasant lolmao
>>65929705
they used to be more common. like extremely common
come to think of it, we also used to do very well in the past
a decline in jews meant a decline in quality of life in our countries
hmmmm....
>>65930042
I think he might be, he said many of his da's business connections were Jewish
they didn't libel his shit up as an infant so I'm inclined to believe he is of the hebrew persuasion
AGH
HELP US GABRIEL
Now is not the time for fear.
>>65930087
yea but at this time socdem dominated when it's just from regions
valstieciai is killing it right now.
I'm expecting krikdem and liberal surge when results from cities come in
>>65930115
"""""Polish"""""
tfw neatsimenu už ką balsavau vienmandatėje
>>65930153
(((polish)))
>Algirdas Paleckis is winning in majority polish area
as expected
Aš tai nuėjau nupiešiau birką ir už nieką nebalsavau :)
>>65930162
Aš už liberalus. Koncervų kandidatas gėdingas buvo.
>>65930106
last year they had 8
might be more this time, they merged with some christian party so they got a bit bigger. Trust me, you wouldn't like these traitors
>pic related
>>65930260
same, bet reitingavau ts-lkd, kurioj apygardoj?
>>65930260
same but it left a bad taste in my mouth, because the candidate in my region was a woman
>2016
>voting a woman into parliament
bad choice, but other party candidates were shit
>>65930280
I know
WHO IS THIS SEMON DEMON?
>>65930337
Vienodai balsavom.
>kurioj apygardoj
'no'
>>65930398
Vitalija Jankauskaitė
>>65930399
Apygardos didelės, nebijok, ausies nekasysiu.
Kalniečių apygarda pas mane.
>>65930500im not serious dudfe, shes ugly, her mannerism is even uglier
Which stream is better? help
>>65930571
lrt
>>65930571
Tapino pramoginis labiau, bet šiaip mielas toks visai, labai jaunatviškas skaitosi
LRT tai jau profesionalus yra ir visą kitą
Rinkis kaip nori.
>>65930670
>Tapinas
>the camera lad spots you and goes in for a close up
>tfw you feel embarrassed
>tfw you can't help but smile
qt
>>65930670
Žiūriu abu, tai vieną tai kitą.
>>65930744
SMug as fuck
>>65930749
same, kai per LaisvėsTV pradeda muziką grot perjungiu, o šiaip dairaus, kur įdomiau atrodo
>>65930744
>glasses
fuck this
I hate women with glasses
its like my brains is telling me that they have shitty genes because of poor eyesight
Lenkai 17%
HAHAHAHHAHA, fucking vilnius
>>65930914
>2016
>not dating qt software engineer nerdy grills
>not living a cumfy life as a leech after they sell their company for billions to facebook
it's like you actually enjoy work
>>65930997
never gets old
>>65930997
>watches tapinas
might aswell commit suicide cuck
>>65931003
>software engineer
>girl
choose one
I'm currently studying computers related subject and out of like 70 people there are ZERO WOMEN so dream on kiddo
>valtieciai want a coalition of them + krikdem + socdem
what a fucking retard
Liberals + krikdems + valstieciai = godlike?
Your opinions?
>>65931058
lmao get fucked
there is at least 1 grill per group here, I'm studying software systems
>>65931230
yes
>>65931230
= 100% corrupt lol
>>65931230
valstieciai are shit desu, but alright, maybe they'll turn out alright
>>65931102
Kek, I remember KTU in 2006. ~500 people, 2 girls.
>>65931102
What to study to be around girls all the time
Very serious question
>>65931373
Veterinary stuff (or medical shit in general), chemistry, social shit, arts
>>65931373
Enjoy your drama.
>>65931373
during my time in the sausage fest known as computer engineering the chicks were either in chemistry or biology
>>65931480
fuck that shit lol
>tomashewski
>>65931373
Go to MRU
Full of girls
hmm
>>65931501
well enjoy your liberal sharts degree then
>>65931373
psychology
>>65931620
yes hello this is james send money pls
>>65931373
humanities
I'm studying ancient history and like 60% are grills. Probably even more grills in classics, but those are smug as fuck and think they're above others.
>>65931670
I'm currently not studying anything because I went to a trade school and did not take many exams
I'm basically fucked my entry(to get accepted into a uni) score is 1.8/10
>>65931373
Art school.
>mfw I find out only one of the five lads in my course is gay
OI KURWA
KAUNAS IRGI NASZE
>>65931754
holly molly
no chance mate
just kys
or study hard and retake exams, but killing yourself would be easier
>>65931754
People get accepted with worse, my fathers group mate is a dean, he said people with 1.5 got accepted this one time
>>65931793
Yeah, dafuq is happening, Lenkai occupying Lietuva without bloodshed
What the hell is going on now. (ON LAISVES TV)
>>65931836
that stuff heavily depends on the subject and uni Tbh
>>65931858
drugs
>Kaunas
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LADS THE ANSCHLUSS AGREEMENT HAS BEEN SIGNED WELCOME BACK TO RZECZPOSPOLITA
Not like this
>>65931845
>dafuq is happening
rzeczpospolita soon, fellow pole
What's happening?
I hope people from Kaunas now all commit mass suicide
I already imagine the butthurt
>>65931952
CODZIENNIE NISKIE CENY CHLOPCY
>>65931996
why would we?
>>65931998
kek
Well, /int/, whats your opinion about down syndrome?
>>65932108
>/int/
you mean /balt/
and I think that you probably have down syndrome
>tfw too intelligent for politics
>>65932108
dasfi9ygta9eu[io[235q2rsdfasvc d
Maldikiene is fucking crazy jesus christ.
>>65932229
Yeah, but a decent kind of crazy, good to have her in parliament to keep them all in check
I hate politics to be honest
just grab her by the pussy
>>65932293
Liked the way she handled the questions, tbqh.
>>65932349
>Dat bush
Muh dik
>>65932349
ok
>>65932428
you like bushes?
some liberal feminist 18 year old girl who thinks she knows everything about world wasted broadcasting time just to ask a question about gay marriage:
DURDUR can faggots suck each other dicks while married??
Maldeikiene: absolutely, senai laikas buvo jau igalinti tai.
>Vilnius everybody
>>65932428
that's some fucking quality old school bush not like any of that new school baby pussy, we're talking real nasty amazonian snake hideout tier jungle pussy
Who /Vilnius/ here?
>>65932593
I know right
who gives a shit about this
its not really a real problem fuck those faggots
>>65932727
Naturally. Also, good taste in dimensions.
>>65932820
Thanks
>>65932593
Tbf, just give them everything they need and get it over with
we have more pressing matters to attend to, but until we give gays what they need, people will continue asking about them instead of educational policies and thus wasting everyones time
>>65932901
what they need are one-way tickets to azijos gelmės, tbqh
>>65932727
Here but you should kys for watching anime
Which party will ban anime?
lol
no
>>65933268
the most progressive and leftist one, since animes convey an unrealistic female body image.
5 beers down, 3 to go. thinking about how bad the office will smell tomorrow when i let out those garlic bread and cheese farts.
>>65933562
anon
>>65933562
wageslave lmao
hi
>>65929114
How is the election going pls explenation.
>>65933641
Das reich kommt wieder
>>65933639
Sup?
>>65933641
Right people are winning.
>>65933729
>>65933758
Can I have a srash course on results of parties and what those parties stand for.
German media is just: NAZIIIII THERE IS NAZIIIIII!!! NAZIII!!!
>>65933641
Hello, Teuton
Election is fine, greens and conservatives, maybe liberals as well if needed, will likely form a coalition, social democrats wont be the ruling party most likely this time round, the faux-polish party (commies in disguise) randomly got a bunch more votes
>>65933823
All winning parties are liberal/proEu-NATO, if youre wondering about that.
Currently green+peasant party is winning
Christian democrats (conservatives) are 2nd
Socialdemocrats (commies) are 3rd
>>65932727
Here. Best city to be honest.
>>65933930
>green+peasant party is winning
Greens like our Greens with gender fluidity and refugees welcome destroy the german man?
OVERNIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>>65934022
t. Pavel
Lads update me on the situation I was gone
No coalition yet, need to wait for Vilnius and Kaunas results to see how many seats TS-LKD and LRLS get in the end. Far too much speculation at this point.
>>65932901
>we have more pressing matters to attend to, but until we give gays what they need, people will continue asking about them instead of educational policies and thus wasting everyones time
that's not how it work in reality though, the people who are pushing for it (professionally) will just move on to another non-issue
>>65934174
liberals are already in ts hq and they aren't having gay sex
>>65934084
No greens like in nature and shit, envirmonet.
No one would dare to talk about gender fluidity here.
>>65933823
TS-LKD conservative, christian democrats, pro eu, nato, strong army, dislike russia, their leader is the grandson of the lad in op's pic, pretty liberal on some policies
Greens are a bowl of different fruits, barely any unity, shouldn't even receive as much seats but hey, they're at least not commies
Social democrats, (((ex)))commies, pro eu, nato but secretly they'd suck russia off in a heartbeat, aka stagnation the party aka we change your mind on policies more than the amount of times we brush our teeth during the day
Poles and some unknown christian party are literally russia in disguise, nuff said, christian policies, conservatists
>>65934231
How come a enviromentalist party suddenly gains so much?
>>65934309
we are very environmentally-conscious people, obviously
>>65934309
They grabbed the most popular non-party politician and made him the poster boy, they're poo otherwise
>>65934309
Because the party is greens + peasants. "The peasants" were dissatisfied with the old goverment because they fet they didnt represent the "common village" man before.
>>65934401
>>65934309
The green + peasant party will probobly be 2nd at the end of the night because the bigger city votes soon will be counted in.
>>65934292
>tfw no actual Christian party that's not cafeteria catholicism or polish nationalism in disguise
Should have gone to loftas to engage with politcally conscious girls desu.
>>65934401
Do not underestimate the common village man.
>>65934346
>>65934378
Very unusual results lads. Thanks for the information.
>>65934462
>because the bigger city votes soon will be counted in
Oh. Well this will change a lot. Fuck big cities desu. Fucking big city hippster numales ruin everything.
fire in the hole
>>65934547
>Fucking big city hippster numales ruin everything
get out
>>65934547
Big cities are the only thing saving this country, otherwise we'd be stuck with social democrats, labor, order and justice. Thanks but no thanks
didn't reds and peasants gain mainly at the expense of uspaskichas? that's something at least
>>65934577
careful, you don't want to spill your crappucino
>>65934626
why would I be drinking coffee at two in the morning
>>65934652
that's for you to know and for me to find out
Place your bets - will the Fisting Party reach 7%?
>>65934616
Thank heavens for that
>>65934710
Hope not
Which fist would you take to your anus?
>>65934710
MAFIJA MAFIJA MAFIJA VISUR
>>65934626
hey, I'm from Vilnius and I ordered some meme latte at McDonald's once, and I liked it, but other days I drink my coffee black
u got that small guy?
These guys sure like fisting...
>>65934795
>>65934753
is that the Lithuanian Nazi salute?
in b4 valstieciu ir socdemu koalicija
>>65934555
Czeched
>>65934822
no it's the lithuanian fisting salute
>>65934822
its a meme party nothing more.
I'm farting like right now lads and it feels really good
The vrk map is working now
Going to sleep, lads
With every election result update TS-LKD and LRLS gets more and more %, and other parties get less. The absolute madmen might pull it off!
>>65935155
This is a Christian thread don't post lesbians
>>65935155
wew kokia lietuva žalia
>>65935204
they're not lesbians, tbqh
Discuss
>>65935449
classic novovilnia
>>65935449
well the bar on the left hand seems higher than the ones on the right hand
>>65935449
I'm not surprised.
Clinton and Trump debates tonight too.
>>65935912
Clintons going to win.
>>65935976
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she will. It's just for the show now.
>>65936042
He really fucked up with that sex "abuse" thing
Dunno what he was thinking 2bh
>>65936258
That was in 2004 or 2005 I doubt he saw himself going for president that far in the future, besides he didn't say anything wrong unless you're a homosexual and don't like women
>>65936042
It's a shame too, I thought a Trump presidency would be a bit of a laugh.
>>65936305
>besides he didn't say anything wrong unless you're a homosexual and don't like women
>unless you're a homosexual and don't like women
>>65936305
what did he say?
>>65936258
He fucked up big with that. I'm pretty sure he alienated all women at this point, which wasn't a lot to begin with anyway.
>>65936337
Yeah, I wanted him to win just for laughs. Oh well.
>>65936356
No gays allowed thank you very much, this is my safe space from all those homos
>Conservatives nearing 19%
hmmm
GRAB EM BY THE TICTACS
>>65936433
>>65936434
>Conservatives already 19.18%
hmmm
do you want conservatives or peasants to win?
>>65936700
conservatives r p cool, but I prefer peasants desu
>>65936855
personaly i'm just glad that the commies got fucked
>>65936923
Yup. You gonna watch the presidential debates?
sluts with juicy tits and round shaped bums
>Conservatives 19.44% and +1 mandate
hmmmmmmmmm
>>65936978
>bums
bums?
>>65936978
tits>asses
>>65937173
legs > tits and asses
>>65937173
bums r grate
shit, sorry guys, I know I said I was leaving, but is my new gf (the eesti studying in lithuania) around today?
19.58%
>Antikorupcinė N. Puteikio ir K. Krivicko koalicija (Lietuvos centro partija, Lietuvos pensininkų partiją)
>6.13 %
ayy lmao
>>65937522
They have to reach 7% to get in.
Goodnight lads.
>>65937072
>>65937255
my man
>>65937805
>going to sleep during real nigga hours
>>65937923
>19.98%
>>65937967
>socdems below 15%
>>65937967
make id stop :DDDDDD
>>65937967
u wot
what do you think of pic
wish I had a sheila to keep me warm for the winter :(
>20.24%
fug darbo partija is barely at 5%
any good sites where we could shitpost while waiting for elections?
hold on, am i the only one in this thread?
>>65938773
no :DDDDDDDDd
>>65938773
yes :DDDDDD
>>65938185
fug. i have that tie lol :DDDDD
do any auslads know the name of the girl in the moccona coffee commercial from this year
>>65938955
nice dubs
>>65939069
it's sheila
DARBO PARTIJA >5%!
>>65939194
<5%*
>'are you a positive role model for our kids?'
>'we're doing so badly in business and trade. look at that iran deal'
>>65939069
Moccona heft meer mmmmm
beninians just do not know
>>65939409
FUCK forgot about the debates
america is fucked lol hahah
>valstiečių ir žaliųjų sąjunga - 22,07
>krikščionys demokratai - 21,02
>>65942036
Is it done or still counting?
I have arrived in thy thread
I shall relocate Oceania into the Baltic Sea.
>Lietuvos valstiečių ir žaliųjų sąjunga 21.98 % 20
>Tėvynės sąjunga - Lietuvos krikščionys demokratai 21.19 % 19
>>65942080
Still going by the looks of it
Why is this still alive?
>>65942036
Getting closer.
>>65942172
Oh boy. So fucking close. At least Social Democrats are done.
I will demolish the Baltic identity
>>65942529
thanks
having a tea chaps
I wonder how many anons have killed themselves over the course of balt
>>65942738
nice
Good morning, friends.
>>65943107
Hey good morning m80
eatin brekky
>>65943263
Hey, how are you, buddy?
remember to eat your protons
Bit drunk, lads.
If anyone wants me to take his virginity - I'm ready to do this out of mercy. Just come to Moscow ^^
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>65943441
just ate a curd snack
>>65943709
Literally me in the morning.
I'm self-taught programmer girl and I have to work as a strip dancer. I blame patriarchy.
ignore him lads
>>65943777
post pics
>>65943808
fuck sake cunt
>>65943808
I don't show my body for free, sorry.
WHY DOES MALE SCUM AND SEXISTS OPRESS ME AND FORCE INTO SEX SLAVERY?? FEMINIST REVOLUTION WHEN?
>tjk balsavau už Darbo partiją
>>65943946
Why? Considering suicide?
>>65944267
hmm?
>>65944410
>>65944503
hmmmmm?
>>65944519
>>65944540
what's this?
>>65944549
prime mongorian teeth
Hello
Sausages chips and eggs for dun dins I think
>>65944555
thanks
>>65944554
hnnnnng
>>65943808
Fuck you gotta be the shittest cunt.
>>65944568
cute chen, thank (you)
>>65943808
cmon dude
>>65929114
Join the /int/ chat, we need balts, aussies and kiwis:
https://discord.gg/eCTC4
>>65944571
prease but eestiteeth™
>>65944602
It's 8a.m., nobody will come there, maybe later
>>65944602
> Mixing with cultures outside your own land bridge...
>>65944577
no, thank (you)
>>65944602
(((discord))) fuck off NSA